#nethertwins ( vendra. )

[sillymuses]

@nether-twins

"I know it sounds rather skeptical, but I can assure you all of my wands work as advertised." Perhaps a little too good at times.

"No hidden curses or tricks. I do need to make money after all." Or the traded materials depending on the situation. Crafting wands wasn't cheap after all!

[revulnance]

@nether-twins

"Girl, I could smell you from the other side of the planet." Well, emotionally rather than physically. The pull was so strong Disgust simply couldn't ignore it. So, here she was materializing in said home. "You hate something. A lot. I can sense it. Do you want to talk about it?"

[docnefarious]

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He somehow managed not to sputter in total outrage, and just glared instead.

"Maybe I'm just tricking you into letting your guard down!" Nope, he just couldn't figure out how Vendra kept getting in. Probably those annoying powers of hers. He totally wasn't jealous. "And you're falling for it! But little do you know, one day I'm going to shove you into a giant bug zapper!!"

[docnefarious]

"Oh, THAT'S FUNNY!

Because I COULD HAVE SWORN you said something about PLANTING POSTERS IN MY STATION." He really needed to carry a recording device around, just to catch these rare outspoken confessions. "AND DID YOU SAY 'NEXT'!? Implying there was a FIRST TIME??" Don't even get him started on the Nurse Shannon thing.

"Oh nothing. Just thinking a bit loudly for myself, that's all. Nothing too important." Aside from planning another "makeover" of his precious station.

[sillymuses]

@nether-twins

Her body stiffens as she looks onward to the other. They are giving her major Wuya vibes and it's setting off the alarms in her head, intentional or otherwise. Of course, her shock quickly turns to aggression. It's better to be angry than show fear in the face of potential danger.

"Who are you? What are you doing out here?" Hopefully not looking for Shen Gong Wu much like Kimiko herself.

[docnefarious]

"don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?" ((Vendra NO @nether-twins))

@nether-twins

"Noooo~ Never!"

"Isn't that more Neftin's thing?"

[docnefarious]

It had taken a very long time, but by the end of it all, it was worth it. Because now, every single surface in Nefarious station had been covered in pin up posters of Ratchet made for fans. Every. Single. ONE. And there, laying all by its lonely little self on a table in the middle of the chaotic mess, was be a purple card saying: I hope you like what I did to the place. From V~

... what??

WHAT!?!

WHAT!?!?!?!

WHAT WAS HAPPENING?!?! WHAT WAS GOING ON?!? HOW DID THESE POSTERS KEEP GETTING HERE!?!?!?!?!

"LAWRENCE, GET IN HERE!!! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!"

the sound of nef's brain rn

[docnefarious]

Althought the place had been locked up pretty tightly, a certain "someone" had still managed to find their way inside to leave another surprise for the doctor. Luckily, what it was this time was pretty simple: more pinup posters made by fans... but with a twist. And what may that twist be you may ask? Well, there were posters not only with Ratchet on them, but there were also posters with Qwark on them in the station. Oh! And a single purple card with a V on it saying: your security sucks.

@nether-twins

His head was held high as he strode through the station halls, confident that everything had been quadruple-checked. Exactly to his specifications!!! Not a single intruder had been detected. He was safe. Finally! The robot heaved out a relieved sigh of satisfaction as he stepped into the room. But when the lights flickered on...

Horror.

Posters—everywhere! Ratchet, Qwark, and, no—was that a Nurse Shannon calendar?! Why!? WHY!?! The nightmares had finally stopped!!! His gears stuttered and sparked as he struggled to process what he was seeing. And then... he saw it. That little purple card, placed OH-SO-SMUGLY right where he would see. And its mocking message: "Your security sucks." ... oH... OKAY.

.... he took a deeeeep breath, despite having no lungs. He just had to remember those annoying fongoid anger management techniques, and it would all be okay. He just had to count to ten and—oh screw it!!!!

"VEEENDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

BZZZKT!!

🎵 "Oh Janice—I feel faint! Something is terribly, terribly wrong!"

"Lance! You're burning up! We need to get you to a hospital!"

"Alright, my love! But first, I must confess something... I was the one who ate your last donut!!! Okay, let's go."

"....................."

"Janice??"

Footsteps are heard walking away.

"JANICE!?" 🎵

[docnefarious]

@nether-twins asked: "Hmmmmm, sounds to me like someone is LYING right through their teeth here. You're OBVIOUSLY jealous, doc." Vendra may or may not have been eavesdropping on the entire situation and has come out of hiding to be, as always, an annoying thorn in his side. ((I'm sorry she's like this @nether-twins))

"WHAT!?!"

He spun around yet again, looking at her with so much alarm that he didn't even seem to wonder how she had snuck up on him in the first place. His eyes were just wide with terror at the accusation, before they narrowed into their characteristic scowl.

"YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!"

"You know who I AM jealous of though!? Your brother! Since he doesn't have to deal with you right now!!! OH HEY! I should pay him a little visit! It'd be way better than YOUR company!!"

[sillymuses]

" i'm having a hard time just processing everything that happened. " ((Spectra with one of the twins mayhaps? @nether-twins))

@nether-twins

"That's great. Maybe spend a little less time confused and more time letting me out!" She's usually not so snappy like this but she's in a highly uncomfortable position right now. Being stuck in this...canister? Whatever it is it has her contained and it's bringing back bad memories. Get it together, Spectra. Screaming at her is unfortunately not going to motivate this lady to let her out. Breath in and out, calm down.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I totally lost my chill there. Just, let me out please? Us ghouls are not fond of enclosed spaces like this."

[sillymuses]

@nether-twins

"Woah! Neftin wasn't kidding when he said you were different in size and shape." It was like night and day between them! "I love the hair though! It's so stylized. Is it just like that naturally or...?"

[sillymuses]

"What did you think would happen?" ((Can be with any of the twins @nether-twins))

@nether-twins

"Okay, okay. Admittedly my curiosity got the better of me." An awkward chuckle parted from her lips as her attention turned to the completely cut trees. Goodness gracious, those blades were sharp! Ruby couldn't help herself though after hearing about the Netherblades. She had to see what they could do.

"At least no one got hurt?"

[docnefarious]

He sees you showing off that video again, Vendra. And to Ratchet of all people!?

[docnefarious]

Welll well well, it looks like another surprise has been left at Nefarious' station, but by more than just one person this time around. The little lunatic that usually came around had gotten help from someone they knew. Someone who usually tried to stay out of trouble and not get involved. Now, what they done this time, you may ask? Well.. it was something bigger than just a small glitter bomb in a measly card. No, the intruders had decided to plant glitter bombs all over the station and, as always, leave a now Christmas themed card on the desk with a V and N scribbled on it. And written inside of it was:

SURPRISE, I hope you like what we did to the station. We call it the ✨️glitter bomb deluxe✨️! I never would have gotten the help for this if it wasn't for you, dear. Why, my brother never would have thought of doing something like this if it wasn't for you pushing him over the edge! He was so eager to join me after you last spoke with him. Anyway, you still suck and so does your security, dummy. (Two familiar figures have been drawn as chibified versions themselves beneath the text, with one being bigger than the other one, and they're both giving the doctor the middle finger)

@nether-twins

Nefarious stepped into his office and wasn't even surprised to spot that card on his desk anymore. It was distinctly more festive than the typical purple card he'd come to dread. But still—a card? That could only mean one thing. The robot sunk down with an annoyed grunt, eyes narrowing into angry slits as he stomped across the room. Stopping before the card, he just glared down at it, hands on his hips as though his glare alone could make it burst into flames.

When it didn't spontaneously combust, he snatched the envelop up angrily and ripped it open. His eyes scanned across the page, gripping the paper with enough force to crumple it slightly. Though as he read, it quickly became obvious that Vendra wasn't acting alone this time… her brother was involved too.

"NEFTIN!!?!" His voice raised to a shrill pitch. "How did that humongous oaf sneak in here undetected!?! THEY'RE MOCKING ME! How could this get any worse..." He continued reading, only for his hands to start shaking in total outrage when he saw the drawings of the siblings both giving him the finger. "OKAY THAT'S IT!!!" He crushes the letter in a fist and slams it back onto his (recently de-glittered) desk. "THOSE TWO ARE JUST BEGGING TO BE ANNHIALIATED!!!!!"

"THEY DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!! I WOULD HAVE NOTICED!!!" His arms flailed around in wild anger— before a huge POP! went off from the glitter bomb that had just erupted from his desk. He stood frozen in place, now coated with a thick layer of glitter. His eyes blinked open in shock... only for another glitter bomb to go off from a different desk compartment. Then another. And another. "WHAT!? HEY!!! NO!! WHAT IS HAPPENING!?! NOOOOOOO—"

Another bomb went off from a lampshade nearby. Then from behind his Lance & Janice poster, then another from the ceiling fan. He howled and reeled back, covering his head as yet another bomb exploded nearby, forcing him to stumble out of the room and into the hallway.

One by one, the bombs seemed to detonate with planned precision, chasing him further down the hall. Warbots stationed at their posts watched in silent astonishment as their screeching, glitter-covered boss ran by.

Further down the hall in the break room, Lawrence was enjoying a quiet moment with a book when Nefarious ran by. The butler didn't even look up as the screams faded into the distance.

"... Merry Christmas to me." Lawrence mused dryly, getting right back to his book.

Meanwhile Nefarious running down the halls, dodging glitter bombs like:

[docnefarious]

Surprise! A certain someone has paid a quick visit to the station to drop off a tiny gift, placing right in the center of the desk, too. And it's nothing too suspicious or dangerous. Just... a purple card with a V on it that has one of those glitter bombs built into it, giving whoever opened the card next a face full of glitter, and a message written inside of it saying: ready for the holidays, doc? Because I sure am. I'll do more than just give you a face full of glitter when the time comes. >:3

↪ @nether-twins

Nefarious marched into his office, muttering complaints about lazy minions, deadlines not being met, and the general incompetence of everyone around him. But he was distracted and stopped dead in his tracks when he spotted the card sitting squarely in the middle of his desk.

A purple card. With a large, now-unmistakable "V" scrawled on the front. Instantly, suspicion flared. "Vendra…" he growled. His eyes darted around the room wildly, in search of any hidden traps... he refused to fall for another holographic jumpscare.

But the office was silent as he cautiously stalked inside. No strange projections jumping out of the shadows. No ticking bombs. No eerie noises... too quiet. "Hmph! Amateur..." He huffed. But still tensed with unease as he cautiously approached the desk ad glared down at the card. "What is it THIS time, you absolute lunatic?" He carefully picked it up, holding it at arm's length as if it were radioactive. But curiosity got the better of him. And with a dramatic roll of his eyes, he flipped it open.

✨ POOF!! ✨

The glitter bomb detonated right in his face.

"AAAAAAUGHHHHH!!!"

Nefarious reeled back, screeching, his arms flying up to shield himself, though it was far too late. Glitter shot straight into his eyes and mouth, and rained down in a shimmering cloud, clinging to his shoulders, desk, and basically every part of him.

"MY EYES!!!" He screeched, clawing at his face. "MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!!" He stumbled back, half-blind, glitter-covered, and filled with pure fury. The card was still clutched in his hand as he stumbled back against a wall, catching himself there and ranting incoherently as he furiously scrubbed at his face. "VENDRAAA!!! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!! I VOW TO MAKE THIS YOUR WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!" He threw the card back onto the desk.

"LAWRENCE!! Initiate emergency glitter decontamination protocols!!! And prepare the revenge plans—you know the ones!!!"

From the hallway, a deadpanned voice replied, "Of course, Sir. Might I suggest keeping the card as a festive keepsake?"

Cue Nefarious' shriek echoing throughout the station.

[revulnance]

Okay, alright...she might have gone too far with that one. But it's not like she can fix it right now considering she's focused on evading whatever these things were. They're fast. Much faster than her and Disgust can only shriek as the blades swing closer. They tear into her form and cause the green emotion to effectively explode into floating green particles. They just remain in place for a few seconds before Disgust's shape returns.

"You're a jerk." The emotion huffed. "Can't you handle even a little bit of sass talk??"

"No, what I can't handle is someone being a pain in my back!" And there the small Nether goes pulling the trigger after the ten seconds were up, sending sharp and deadly blades infused with Nether energy flying right towards Digust.