#nestlet

[theburningeyeofdawn]

YAY! ADVENTURES! (-(

*The barnacle climbs up to sit on Ford's shoulder like the good little lizard parrot triangle he is*

*He comes running up to Ford carrying several handfuls of painted rocks*

WANNA BUY SOME FLAVORED ROCKS? (-(

@thesparkingeyeofdawn

Flavored?

[Ford looks at the rocks skeptically]

They don’t look especially edible. Did you…shrink, perchance? On an unrelated aside.

[papafords-childrenshome]

HI! WANNA HELP ME AND THE MOM HORDE CUT JERK-DAD’S HEAD OPEN? (~)

-@thesparkingeyeofdawn

I- who- what?

*ford looks deeply concerned and confused, and even a little disturbed*

Who is "Jerk-Dad" and why are you cutting his head open?

[billy-stargazes]

TWIN WHO IS NOT TWIN GAVE ME COORDINATES TO GIVE TO HIS DAD WHO IS NICE AND NOT LIKE MY DAD AND I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN THE EYES ARE AFTER ME DID I CALL THE RIGHT NUMBER?

@thesparkingeyeofdawn

You... sound like someone I knew when I was younger, but in any case, it's nice to meet you! This is Pinely Vertex-Cipher.. ...What do you mean by, "the eyes are after you"?

[rip-scalene]

... IT'S BEEN A FUN TRIP, MOMMY THE THIRD ... BUT I SORTA WANNA GO HOME NOW.

-@thesparkingeyeofdawn

Huh? But... I don't want your father to hurt you. I don't want you to get hurt...

[thesparkingeyeofdawn]

ALRIGHT! (-(

BYE, BIG SQUISHY FACE THING! (-(

I WANNA SQUISH YOUR FACE! (-(

@thesparkingeyeofdawn

I shall take that as a compliment.

Who are you, young child?

[ford-between-dimensions]

HIYA, SCIENCE-MOM!! (-(

ASTRO-MOM GAVE ME GUN SO I COULD BE A SCARRRRRY GUARD! (-(

*He holds up a gun to show to the definitely currently not possessed Bord, or whatever the name for a possessed Ford is*

@thesparkingeyeofdawn

Woah! Good for you, kid! Guns are always a good idea! I sure know that, I've shot more children than I can remember. Not even six fingers is enough to count them all off my hands!

[thesparkingeyeofdawn]

[Suddenly, PINELY comes running into the room.]

Hi, friend who minstrel! Wanna do coloring with me? : D

(@euclittle-guy)

*He completely freezes, eye wide, and lifts up the gun to point it at Pinely*

[papafords-childrenshome]

*A young triangle appears in front of him looking up at him curiously while holding a plushie*

HI! I’M BILLY! (-(

YOU LOOK LIKE YA MIGHT BE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE “SIXERS” I KEEP COMIN ACROSS.

-@thesparkingeyeofdawn

*ford lights up*

Well, hello, Billy!

*he chuckles*

You would be right in assuming that. I wouldn't be surprised if you'd met a few versions of myself already.

[thesparkingeyeofdawn]

TEEHEE! (-(

COURSE WE ARE! YOU SHOULD TOO! (-(

[A wild BECK has appeared! He seems to be looking around for something.]

(@beck-playfair)

HIYA! WHAT'S YA LOOKIN FOR?(-(

[billy-stargazes]

ASTRO-MOM GAVE ME A TELESCOPE FOR CHRISTMAS! (-(

@thesparkingeyeofdawn

[There's no response from Billy. However, there's an automated response system.]

'Hello! Thank you for calling the Theraprism! Here at the theraprism, our patients' health and comfort is out top priority. To speak with a theraprism staff member, press 1. To speak with a certain patient, either enter the patient number or say their name at the beep.'

[There's a beep.]

[ford-between-dimensions]

HIYA! I DEFINITELY ACTUALLY GOT PERMISSION TO GO ADVENTURING THIS TIME. (-(

YOU HAVE A LOTTA FINGERS! (-(

-@thesparkingeyeofdawn

(The multiverse sure seems to have its hands full with young Ciphers…)

Quite. [Ford puts his hands behind his back] But enough about my fingers, what are you really doing here?

[thesparkingeyeofdawn]

HEYYYYYYY KID I GOG A TOOM IN THE FEARAMID I HAVE SET ASUDE GOR YA, BUT I GOTTA KNOW WHAT YA LIKE. IM STUCK IN A THERAPY VAN SO I CANY PUT IT ALL TOGETHER RIGHT NOW BUT I WANNA KNIW SO I CAN SET IT UP WHEN I GET BACK

- @askdrunkbillcipher

*He slowly wakes up and grumbles groggily for a few seconds*

YOU! YOU SAID THAT I WOULDN’T HURT SCARY GUY! MOMMY THE THIRD SAID THAT WHAT I DID TO HIM DID HURT HIM! YOU TRICKED ME! YOU AREN’T A WEIRD TALKIN MOM, YOU’RE A WEIRD TALKIN DAD! LEAVE ME ALONE! )-)

*He flashes red a few times during his rant, but doesn’t seem to notice or control his color changing*

[thesparkingeyeofdawn]

HELLO! GOOGLE HERE! MY ASSISTANCE WAS REQUESTED?

[Suddenly, a text pops up on HENCHMANIAC-FORD's phone.]

Hey google how do I deal with scummy and kind of terrifying boss that everyone thinks is nice

Stanford is shocked to find that he now has a phone. What the hell, he takes it out and squints while reading it. "Ah, seems you are looking for @thesparkingeyeofdawn . He told me he wants to be a Google!"

"My advice. Kill him!"

[thesparkingeyeofdawn]

You look like imaginary friend who said I should die. Hi! :D

(@euclittle-guy)

*He peeks out from underneath his blanket, revealing a bandage covering his eye*

HI! (-(

[thesparkingeyeofdawn]

You're that kid i saw hanging out with my friend the other day, I think you called him "mom the 4th"(?)

My name's Mystery btw

- 🦊

*confused dorito burrito noises*

… what are you?

[thesparkingeyeofdawn]

*has returned from searching for the child, zey look at both him and @stanfordpines-cryptidcatcher trying to figure out why the child is covered in blood*

- 🦊

HI WEIRD LOOKIN MAYBE MOM! (-(

WEIRD TALKIN MOM TOOK ME ON AN ADVENTURE! (-(