#nerd to surfer

[musclelover4826]

Stoner Step Dad

Billy arrived home from classes one day to find a strange shirtless man in his kitchen. The guy looked like a model or a baywatch character. Bronzed skin, bulging pecs and a squarish face with wild hair. "Hey sport, you must be Billy. I'm Chad and well, I'm dating your mom now! I dont wanna make things awkward but Im sure were gonna hit it off!" The mans giant grin and exposed body filled Billy with digust and anxiety. He scoffed and went to his room to study, ignoring Chad. After a few hours he creeped out for some food. He searched the kitchen but found nothing except a protein shake with a note on it. "Feel like we got off to a bad start, hope this helps us bond!" Billy rolled his eyes but his aching stomach would not be denied.

He quickly downed the protein shake and then fell into a surprisingly deep sleep. When he woke up the next day he felt strangely slow and itchy, he pulled himself out of bed and scratched his face. Weird. It felt like he had some stubble but wait he wasnt even shaving yet! He stumbled over to the bathroom and was shocked to see some course hairs crawling across his face in some messy stubble. His face looked different too, his eyes seemed smaller, empty, like the main character in a stoner movie. He wanted to shave off the gross unkept stubble feeling it made him look like a dumb stoner but for some reason couldnt bring himself to do it. He just felt so...lazy. Eh he could do it later. He instead hopped in the shower and began lathering up his body wash. A strange smell wafted from his skin, almost like weed. That's when he noticed his body wash had been replaced with a sickly looking green bottle. "Fuck dude" he moaned. He felt a weird tingling all over and could only stare as his skin rapidly tanned all over as if he spent every moment in the sun. But even worse blonde hairs crept out all over his chest, stomach and arms. He scratched at it in horror but the pleasure felt too good. His skin felt warmer as his muscles slowly pushed out. Firm pecs, hard abs and even bulging biceps. He couldn't help but flex them feeling his mind slow down. His height began to rise and his hands and feet popped and grew bigger. Last to change was his hair which became dirty blonde and messy. He nearly fell over his new big feet trying to step out of the shower. Swiping a large hand across the mirror his face was now completely different, square, masculine and very dumb looking. He searched for his clothes but only found a red bathing suit. He knew somehow Chad was responsible for this and didn't want him to win but he couldn't run out naked so he hesitantly pulled the swim shorts up. The moment they touched his dick he felt another spark as it grew thick and longer and his mind was reprogrammed for sex, surfing, lifeguard work and weed. He walked out of the bathroom, a cockier stance taking over. "Hey sport want a ride to work?" Billy gave a big dumb grin and a thumbs up "sure thing dad that would be sick!"

[fratttymatty]

Surfed Up

*All characters are 18 or over*

Adam decided to go to the beach with his girl best friend, Freya, Kylie, Lily, and Michaela. He was a skinny twink-ish gay guy who was dating a boy called Joseph.

They arrived and set up their towels and cooler so that they could get comfortable. Adam pulled out his phone and sent a video snap to his boyfriend.

"Oh my gosh babe we're at the beach, SOO excited to get a tan and relax!" Adam said and sent to his boyfriend. Lily went into the ocean dragging Kylie with her.

A little while later and they both came back and he decided to eat one of the ice lollies in the cooler, not knowing the girls spiked it with a little bit of their dark magic.

As he ate it his muscles started to grow, filling out his skinny build. His hair started to get blonder, decreasing his brain cells. His t-shirt was practically bursting at the sides, and a shark tooth necklace was placed round his neck.

His hair parted itself down the middle and grew out into a flowy middle part, typical of surfer boys. His teeth perfectly straightened and so did his sexuality. He could only think about dating girls and being dominant towards them. He grew a tan which made himself dumber and his voice deepened astronomically. His eyes got bluer and his mouth gained a permanent cocky grin. Finally his personality got more cocky and confident, whilst also being pretty stupid and beachy, as well as his name changing from Adam to Adrian. All he wanted to do was surf.

After his transformation ended, he let out a long "Yoooo!" solidifying his transformation. He pulled out his phone and broke up with Joseph and quickly blocking him.

A surfboard magically appeared near his towel, which he picked up.

"Soooo, which one of you sexy girls is, like, mine ya know huhuhu?!" He said in a very cocky tone. Why would he need to worry about getting a boyfriend when he had 4 sexy girls in front of him that he would probably bang one later.

"Mee!" They all say in unison.

"So that means I'll bang you all later then lol!" He said again super cockily.

He proceeded to grab his surf board and do a surfer boy run to the water to surf his old life away.

(Sorry for being gone for so long whoops!)

[alphajocklover]

With school ending for the year I really need to relax this summer. Is there a way I could become one of those hot beach bros that just lifts, surfs, fucks and shows off all day without a care in the world? Like a dumb muscled up surfer dude or something. 💪💪🍆

A way to become a surfing beach bro? I’ll admit I haven’t done as much research into surfer transformations as I have into jock transformations. They’ve become a bit of an embarrassing obsession for me… but that doesn’t mean I don’t know anything about surfer transformations. I know a way to turn you from the geek you’ve always been into someone who can really enjoy this summer.

I’d like to introduce you to Baxter Beach. In an earlier story I introduced you to a town called Maxford, where those who enter city limits turn into straight, conservative, sexy jocks and bimbos. I can’t speak for how the town's curse works, but I do know that it��s not the only place to have that sort of power. While it is one of the largest transformation areas, it’s far from the only one. In this case I speak of a small, east coast beach that transforms anyone who steps on the sand into a sexy surfer. It only lasts as long as you stay on the beach, but there’s a small beach house that you could rent for the summer. You could spend the whole summer on Baxter Beach, having fun as a surfer bro and sleeping with another sexy bro or babe every night. Of course when summer is up you’ll have to go back to your old life. Unless you happen to go over to a small surf shop nearby. It’s known as the Machismo Surf Shop. They’re a small shop that can be found on Baxter Beach and sell a variety of beach related products, their most popular item being their surfboards. Buy an item from the shop, say a surfboard or a wetsuit or even just a little keychain, and you’ll stay your new beach stud self for as long as you own it.

I’m sure you’ll love your new self. Maybe you could even buy a few souvenirs for your friends back home. No one likes to swim alone.

[neo-kid-funk]

Goth! Nico, Nerd! Nico and Prince! Nico fighting over who get to kiss Percy first

[anachronistic-falsehood]

every time i get into a new media i end up thinking of a teen beach movie au for it. i never do anything w these aus but there r so fun 2 just play with in my head like barbies <3

[mugenfinder]

orz OTL ( ; д;)

[swiftlyfallingforthemoon]

Since I’ve randomly found myself in Tenerife for the foreseeable future, should I visit all the sights Solmussa mentions in You signed up for this and bring some visual context for the story to the people of tumblr?

Also does anyone remember the places or should I read the fic for the sixth time?

[nerds-yearbook]

Marvel released it's own version of Heavy Metal with Epic illustrated, the first issue had a cover date of March, 1980. The magazine format and lack of comic's code allowed for Marvel to release "mature content". The anthology series also allowed the artists and writers to have ownership and royalties to their work instead of the standard work for hire that dominated standard comics. The first run ran for 34 issues. The first issue lead to the creation of Dreadstar and also included stories set in the Elfquest universe and Silver Surfer from the mainstream Marvel Universe. ("The Answer", "Homespun", "Aware", "For the Next 60 Seconds", "Aknaton: Chapter One", "Lullabye of Bedlam", "Elfspire", "History of Human Absurdity Part 1", "The Victor", "Shakti", "Convert", "Heads", "Za! Chapter Two", "Juliet Chapter Three", "Detour", "Topaz", Epic Illustrated 1, Marvel/Epic Comic Event)

[power-nova]

my current wizards that have personalities in my head

[annieroses-rant]

Nah bc I want a Subway Surfers mod where the whole run is set up to be on beat to whatever music you’re listening to

Bc Jake wasn’t dancing to MIDDLE CHILD by J.Cole properly on the Home Screen

Mans has no rhythm

[greensparty]

Remembering Teresa Taylor 1962-2023

Sad news today that musician Teresa Taylor has died at 60. She was the drummer for Butthole Surfers from 1983 to 1989. She re-joined the band for some shows from 2008 to 2009.

I'm not too familiar with her work with the Surfers, but I did see them after she left in 1991 at Lollapalooza '91 and they did some songs from her era. But Taylor's big pop culture moment came in 1991 when she acted in Richard Linklater's Slacker. She had a memorable role as the pusher of a Madonna pap smear. It was such a scene-stealing moment in the iconic indie film that she was featured on the movie poster and promotional materials. Slacker is unique in that there wasn't a lead role, just over 100 speaking characters and none of them are on screen for more than 5 minutes, just each character talking for a few and going into the next one. So for a movie poster there wasn't a star to sell it, but Teresa Taylor epitomized the art of nothingness in this indie classic!

Slacker movie poster

The link above is the obit from Deadline.

[ratticus-writes]

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[thischristianguy]

Intersting Article on Norrin Radd

[amphobet]

AVGN versus NC

Anyone remember the "feud" between ANGN and Nostalgia Critic?

[artigas]

let me tell you something, as a bitch who went viral for her cunty post about the met gala back in 2018: i will always, always, always tolerate ugliness so long as it’s undeniable that a choice was made. when it comes to celebrities paying through the nose to wear costumes and stunt, i want audacity. i want gull and i want gumption. lil nas x looks like the silver surfer got his hands on some nerds rope. pedrito has got his bare thighs out at the gig. doja is serving animorphs realness and you know what? i respect it. in fact, i adore it. because do you want to know what’s exponentially worse than being a lil ugly? being that rich and being that spoiled for wardrobe options and nevertheless committing the unforgivable sin of being boring !!

[specshroom]

🪶 Bird hybrid thoughts

🪶 Bird hybrid lover who is very cranky and insecure when they start moulting. You reassure them by taking warm baths with them to soothe their itchy skin. You just listen to them grumble while running your hands through their wings to gently dislodge any loose feathers.

🪶 Parrot lover that can't stop preening and nuzzling you when they get closer to mating season.

🪶 Peacock men who are soooo pampered and spoilt. They expect to be lavished and admired and they usually are. Peacock man who adores and worships his comparatively plain looking peacock wife.

🪶 Vulture guys who are scary and mean. Definitely not the type you want to introduce to your parents. They're terrible teases and like to play with their prey.

🪶 Falcons who are very proud and powerful, they boast a huge wing span and lightning flight speeds. Usually very athletic types. Can be put under the himbo/herbo/thembo category.

🪶 Crow partner who looks super scary and mysterious but once you get to know them their actually a huge nerd and kinda goofy.

🪶 Very hyper hummingbird hybrids who are usually small and very energetic. Can't get them to stay still or on the ground for even a minute. They usually have a sweet tooth.

🪶 Seagull fishermen and tropical penguin surfer dudes.

🪶 Introverted owls who stick to themselves and like lazy mornings, lazy days and lazy nights. Can come off as cold and indifferent but they're just not very sociable.

🪶 Charming song birds who serenade their lovers with their beautiful voices and colourful feathers.

🪶 Doves being hopeless romantics. Dove couples are known for their annoying and dramatic pda.

🪶Tall and graceful crane hybrids. Very sophisticated and sometimes snobbish.

🪶 A human who patiently watches their hybrid bird boyfriend do a mating dance for them. While they don't fully understand it, they appreciate the effort and their lover appreciates their willingness to go along with his traditions.