#neonbitch

[lunarscaled]

Jenny's got a body!

@mikroteros / @neonbitch / @ fresamija

[snowscaled]

-> He picks her up by the scruff in one hand and brings her up to eye level, several feet higher off the ground than she'd be used to. Watching her little white feet dangle satisfies some section of him that wants to hurt other things, but he's careful with his claws for now.

"—And where have you been?"

@neonbitch

[cinghialefedele]

|| Starter for @neonbitch ||

Tesla traveled on a whim, often driven by curiosity and whatever money he'd saved from his day job to or commissions sitting around to burn on visiting places he hadn't been before. While he never took interest in perhaps the most typical spots to venture, he did keep an ear out for word on what did happen to interest him, and it wasn't long before he overheard a coworker mention a "creepy shop" full of oddities. He promptly drilled her for a name and made plans to visit on his next day off, which brought him to this present moment.

Stepping into White Rabbit Occult, he looks around, in quiet awe of all he saw. This was a store unlike anything he'd ever seen before! He was a little miffed he hadn't heard of it sooner. It was...busy, display-wise, and he was sure if he wasn't careful, he quite possibly could get lost amongst the numerous items inside these walls.

He doesn't bother announcing himself, simply getting right to observing whatever nearest morbid looking thing catches his eyes.

[despairforme]

' You're ... really, REALLY big. I think I have some stuff that'll fit you! How do you feel about crop - tops ..? '

It was SO WARM outside. Nnoitra thought he might actually melt. He had put his hair up, like he always did during summer. Freeing his neck from the thick hair helped a little, but not enough. And, in any case, he didn't like wearing his hair like this, exposing his skinny neck. He didn't own shorts, again, because he didn't like wearing them. His ankles were so thin. No reason to show them off. So, he was stuck with wearing black pants. At least he had put on a t-shirt. The lightest he could find - light grey (it had been white at one point). Even with what was a summer-like outfit for him, he was DYING.

He hated shopping. Of course he did - HE WAS A MAN! But, sometimes you had to bite the bullet. Which was what he was doing now. He'd been walking down the street ( like mentioned - melting ), looking for a shop that would sell cheap clothes. In the end, he'd gotten so warm that he simply HAD to take refuge. He'd entered the shop he'd been next to when the heat became too much. It was... Not exactly the sort of shop that was known for selling clothes, he thought. It was an odd shop. He'd never been here before. At least it wasn't as warm as the street outside! While he was here, he might as well look around to see if they had anything that would fit him

He hadn't been there long before one of the employees (or was it the store owner?), decided to help him out. She was blunt. Usually those who worked in shops were polite to him. Of course, he didn't mind being called ' really big ', but yeah. At least she didn't add: and skinny.

❝ Yer kiddin' me? AS IF I'd ever wear some gay shit like that. ❞ Did he LOOK like someone who would wear a fucking crop-top? Mah, she probably really didn't have anything his size. It was not uncommon. Nnoitra often had to shop at plus-size stores. Hence why his t-shirts especially were always incredibly baggy on him.

❝ Don't ya'll have normal clothes? ❞

[ragnarot]

" HAVE A SEAT , DARLING . your tea is getting awfully cold , and we certainly wouldn't want that . it's the least you could do . "

@neonbitch / starter .

[biskael]

@neonbitch said : ... ahaha, what the fuck ...

" I DO MISS when cutting people's heads off was a viable legal punishment . "

[gyakusama]

Ears lift, only barely, beneath cascade of white hair. What was he? However, instead of ... something polite, or even introductory, her lips part: ❝ Did you cut your bangs in the middle of a mental breakdown? I get it ... I did it once. But it turned out like ... bad. The bob is cute! ❞

❝ 's that any way t' speak to a customer? ❞ Yes, he cut his hair in the middle of a mental breakdown, but that was forever ago!

Now, what brings Captain Shinji Hirako all the way out to a little occult shop in Seattle, Washington? To find something that cannot easily be purchased in Japan or the Soul Society, of course. Something unique. Something that might help make up for his absence from the World of the Living...

Most of the Visored (and Kisuke) have their birthdays towards the end of the year────a time Shinji anticipates being, unfortunately, very busy. So he might as well do a bit of shopping while he has the free time. Hachi in particular seems to have taken up an interest in ❛ human magic ❜ recently────which makes sense, if you think of Kidō as the Shinigami equivalent to magic.

❝ Ya got any...spellcraft...things? ❞

[holyfated]

@neonbitch liked for a starter!

𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. still, seeing someone so ..... open about their lack of humanity it slightly amused gita. she raises her head up from her desk, eyeing the stranger closely before standing up from her seat. waiting for the other to speak if they desire.

[yasuhtora]

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He walks around the store, doing his best not to be noticed until it was only the two of them inside. Sado wasn’t exactly good at hiding, but he tried. When they were finally alone, he made his way to the shop owner, his eyes curious even as he offered a smile. “Hi.” He could feel this draw towards her, and he couldn’t help but wonder why. Why was it that he felt the need to introduce himself, or at the very least, just say hello to her? “Sorry, I don’t mean to bother you. But I just felt like I should come say...hello?”

[eidglasx]

Neon Beach

[lunarscaled]

@neonbitch asked:

❤️ ( PARTNERS ) only if you want or can <3

everything is yours, if you would just "obtain" me!

[cinghialefedele]

ღ - Just do it for all my muses, I'm too lazy to hop accounts, IF YOU WILL ...

Inbox me ‘ღ’ and I’ll rate the following:

I'll do the ones Tesla interacts with most~!

Romantic attraction: NONE | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | MEDIUM | high | very high | extreme

Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | MEDIUM | high | very high | extreme

Sensual attraction: none | very low | LOW | medium | high | very high | extreme

Romantic attraction: none | VERY LOW | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | EXTREME

Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | HIGH | very high | extreme

Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | VERY HIGH | extreme

Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | MEDIUM | high | very high | extreme

Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | HIGH | very high | extreme

Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | MEDIUM | high | very high | extreme

Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | VERY HIGH | extreme

Romantic attraction: NONE | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | MEDIUM | high | very high | extreme

Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | HIGH | very high | extreme

Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | HIGH | very high | extreme

[despairforme]

You are just ... Something else. Men take "feminine roles" all the time, screw your head on right. You got two rattling pennies in a tin cup for a brain.

And, here we go again, with someone calling him stupid. He found it funny as hell that people were always like ' respect me bla-bla-bla ', but would they ever respect HIS opinions? No, apparently not. Fucking hypocrites.

❝ Yeah, I know that. 'N I don't give a shit what other men do. I'm sayin' I don't wanna be in a female role. ❞ Well, he did care a little bit about what other men did. Specifically gay or bisexual men who were painting a disgusting image of what it was like to be same-sex attracted. If they wanted to act all feminine, why couldn't they just do that at home? Why did they have to be all public about it? It was beyond him.

[insanespada]

@neonbitch ↳ liked for a starter!

❝ 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄? i don't know if i should pity you are split you open from the throat down~. ❞

[biskael]

❝ You remind me of the medieval torturers that would lop peoples' heads off with the giant axe. Is that what... is that what you WANT to remind people of? ❞

" AH ------ THOSE ARE EXECUTIONERS you're thinking of , not torturers . rather similar , i suppose . but with a key difference . the executioner kills you quickly , after a judgement has been reached . and the torturer may not even kill you at all , and a judgement is never truly needed . all he needs is an order to draw out pain . innocent or guilty .

either way , you are correct , of course . both served as my professions over the centuries . i was but a mere boy when i held my first headsman's axe . that was ... so very long ago .

should i remind you of such things in these days , well , I just have to wonder what goes through that head of yours . "

@neonbitch

[za-baransu]

CHARACTER STATISTICS

TAGGED BY : i have huge ass memes stored away on my other blogs

TAGGING : love you all 💕 so suffer :)

@quirofiliac ; @chernozemic ; @pwophet | @thusspoke ; @humificates | @determinazione | @kuraikyu | @ichigokurosaki | @biskael | @cinghialefedele | @despairforme ; @ksaru | @imagend | @killershinigami | @yasuhtora ; @inouehs | @baishouqijia | @gyakusama ; @owabisuru | @kcibumi | @jinjahime | @bornhollow | @kamitakes | @midnightactual | @neonbitch | @soulxfragments ; @x-vandrelyst-x | @deivorous ; @amaranthineoni | @hxbiris | @keikakudori [ and whoever wants to otherwise i make this just as long as the rest! ]

——   PHYSICAL STATS;

RUNNING SPEED   —   10 / 10.

RUNNING ENDURANCE   —   10 / 10.

JUMPING ABILITY   —   10 / 10.  ||  Bleach Characters can will the air, so

THROWING STRENGTH   —   10 / 10.

HUNTING   —   10 / 10.

STEALTH ABILITY   —   4 / 10. || he doesn’t care.

PAIN TOLERANCE   —   10 / 10.

SWIMMING SPEED   —   7 / 10.

SWIMMING ENDURANCE   —   7 / 10.

DANCING ABILITY   —   7 / 10.

CLIMBING ABILITY   —   10 / 10.

TOUCH SENSITIVITY  ( PLATONIC )   —   1 / 10.

TOUCH SENSITIVITY  ( INTIMATE )   —   7 / 10.

GENERAL REFLEXES   —   10 / 10.

OVERALL PHYSICAL CONDITION   —    10 / 10. 

HAKUDA   —   8 / 10.

KIDŌ   —   0 / 10. || Quincy don't use kidō

SWORD ART   —   10 / 10.

SPIRITUAL PRESSURE   —   10 / 10.

SIDE NOTE: Due to the fact that he is a part of the Elite Unit of Yhwach Bach's army, meaning the Sternritter, his stats are pretty much 'off the charts' so to say. Aside from the abilities he would deem unnecessary if questioned, Jugram excels in all of them by sheer force of his upbringing and personal physical skill. He is trained to be the Leader, to be the successor of Yhwach Bach [ point aside that the canon dictates that Uryu was destined to inherit that place later as bait ], Jugram's training regime would have been brutal and all-encompassing, similar to what one would want to associate with a young Prince or High-Class Noble, the idealised picture that they have to be 'perfect' in whatever they are doing. That they have to have the skill to fulfil whatever is expected of them, without showing weaknesses, fear or uncertainty.

Additionally for him comes the fact that he stands even above the Sternritter as their Grandmaster and is, not only by words alone, Yhwach's second half, so one might want to not only assume that the Emperor would insist that whatever he can do, Jugram would be able to do as well.

Some things are, in fact, easier for him: like anything that has to do with pure physical strength. Some things took a bit longer or he just didn't care all that much, like any form of stealth ability, so the possibility was, ultimately, lost on him. Whatever he doesn't see as 'necessary' in the ways he serves his King, will be pushed aside as a ballast and skill unworthy to pursue.

——   MENTAL STATS;

ADVANCED MATHEMATICS   —   8 / 10.

SIMPLE MATHEMATICS   —   9 / 10.

SPATIAL AWARENESS   —   10 / 10.

CHEMISTRY UNDERSTANDING   —   9 / 10.

BIOLOGICAL UNDERSTANDING   —   10 / 10.

NATURE SCIENCES UNDERSTANDING   —   10 / 10.

CREATIVE INTELLIGENCE   —   10 / 10.

ARTISTIC ABILITY   —   8 / 10.

MUSICAL PROWESS   —   8 / 10.

MIMICKING ABILITY  ( AUDITORY )   —   8 / 10.

ODD PROBLEM-SOLVING —   10 / 10.

COMPREHENSION  ( SPOKEN WORD )   —   10 / 10.

COMPREHENSION  ( WRITTEN WORD )   —   10 / 10.

COMEDIC ABILITY   —   4 / 10.

COMEDIC TIMING   —   7 / 10.

OVERALL MENTAL PROWESS   —   10 / 10. 

SIDE NOTE: Everything in here can be seen similarly to the physical statistics. Jugram very much differentiates between whatever he 'needs' and whatever he 'doesn't need', making some of his things a rather weird mix and mash of oddities [ like everything related to comedy, he doesn't care about it, but he's so blunt and down to the point that his timing in particular, with his dark and dry remarks, can truly catch people off guard ].

A lot listed above is general education, keeping in mind that Jugram was taken into Yhwach's court at an age around of 15/16 and when we see him again as the Commander/General of the new Sternritter, he was 18/19, so he would have gone through a very quick, court-related education that involves base level understanding of 'how the world works' and, given his place in line, for him in particular also the knowledge of "how a royal court should and would get managed". That being said, he went out of his way to learn more than maybe 'need be', given his forced education on more or less physicalities, but Yhwach is not someone who would stop his men from gathering more knowledge. He is a brilliant writer and has quite a bit of artistic skill, mostly self-taught because he didn't like the teachers that were assigned to him and a lot of his sword art is also, past the minimum requirements, taken out of books and incorporated in whatever he fancied by the moment.

——   EMOTIONAL STATS;

INTERPERSONAL INSTINCT   —   9 / 10. 

INTRAPERSONAL INSTINCT   —   4 / 10. 

EXTROVERSION   —   5 / 10.

MORAL COMPASS   —   5 / 10. || it's very screwed

EMPATHY   —   7 / 10.

EXTRASENSORY ABILITY  ( PSYCHIC )   —   8 / 10.

EMOTIONAL ENDURANCE   —   10 / 10.

COPING ABILITY   —    2 / 10.

TENDENCY TOWARDS ABUSIVE BEHAVIOUR   —   8 / 10.

TENDENCY TOWARDS VICTIM BEHAVIOUR   —   0 / 10.

LEVEL OF DENIAL   —    8 / 10

PROTECTOR COMPLEX   —   5 / 10. || also kind of screwed because he will let people die but there's a select few people where he will take anything to have them survive

DAMSEL COMPLEX   —   0 / 10.

EMOTIONAL INTIMACY  ( WITH PARTNER )   —   7 / 10.

EMOTIONAL INTIMACY  ( WITH FRIENDS )   —   3 / 10.

EMOTIONAL COMPREHENSION   —    5 / 10.

TENDENCY TOWARDS PANIC   —    0 / 10.  

GENERAL EMOTIONAL STABILITY   —    2 / 10.

SIDE NOTE: Emotions in general are exceptionally complicated with someone like him. There's only two-sided extremes, either he will react with force to what is shown to him or he will not react at all [ the latter being more likely ]. Watching people die in front of him is something that he considers the losses of the war and it does not matter how far/when/what is happening in this war, as long as it is an ongoing preparation and will be considered as a fact pursued in the future, he will consider any 'losses' a necessity.

His awareness when it coms to how someone should behave is very low. He has some loose knowledge how people act and react towards given situations [ also due to the fact that Bazz is a very explosive person, and watching the Femritter also does its part ] and he can, if he really wants to, copy and mimic it to blend in better, but in itself? One would be hard pressed to say that he would truly bother with something as futile as that, his rank is too high, his position too powerful, his goal in life literally too important to consider what everybody else around him thinks, making him a particularly dangerous man to be around, as he will turn on whoever is threatening His Majesty's goals without a second thought.

That doesn't mean he is a bad conversational partner when it comes to emotional matters. People just need to keep in mind that his answers will be blunt to a point that they can be downright hurtful. Questioning someone's place in the Wandenreich, for example, will in a very high likelihood draw a smidgen of his ire, but will he leave the person and not help them get through that 'slump' they are in? No, he won't, but he will make his displeasure known. Obviously not the best idea when it comes to emotionally vulnerable people, but quite frankly, he rather believes that someone needs to have a honest opinion than things being packed up in cotton and silk, because the whole 'facade' that someone will build for themselves will, very surely, break down again.

They are inside of a war-era, Jugram in particular has been stuck there for 1000 years, to say that he is emotionally numb, would be an understatement.