#neo splash-o-matic

[shininglynxie]

Alright, it's time to post the rest of my Splatoon 3 splatfest retrospective series. I decided to add some music to these posts, and I've done so for the others retroactively as well. Tell me what you think!

Continuing from where I left off, it is now time for Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot - the April fools theme. No, seriously, this splatfest took place on the weekend of April 1st to April 3rd back in 2023. A fittingly silly theme for such an occasion, I think.

Anyways, my choice for this one was team Aliens. It was quite an obvious choice for me, and some of you partially already know why. I love aliens in media and think that there are endless possibilities as to what they may be and the kind of stories you can tell with them. Aliens are also, in my opinion, the only correct answer to the question posed by this theme. As for Ceph, I think he also really likes aliens, and if they arrive on Earth, he'd meet them with open arms.

This fest was the Squid Sisters' return to performing during splatfests, so I wanted to pay homage to that by making Ceph wear an outfit that references them. Ceph's outfit is more of a "what if he was a member of the Squid Sisters" type outfit rather than just being Callie's or Marie's. His version is a more masculine take on the Squid Sisters' attire. His top is more of a vest. His hair is similarly styled to the idols but still unique. His headdress is a unique one, too, and is also based on a seafod dish, catfish sushi to be exact(cause Ceph is a cat-fish, if you think about it). I'll also be putting Ceph in other idols' outfits for some relevant future splatfests. Ceph's weapon of choice this time around is the Neo Splash-o-matic, as it kinda fits the description of an alien probe.

[sharottosplatoon]

Splatoon 3 Shooter Main Banners (Part 1)

Free to use!

If you want to use these to decorate your about me sections, feel free to do so!

[splatreference]

Reppin’ Inkopolis - Shooters (1)

[takoyakiwarlock]

boys these new kits are looking scary, what do you mean they gave it sticky bomb and tristrike

Also a repeat of Firefin splat charger from the previous game but now without flanks

[steriskks]

Lux creates elegant weapons that not only look good but work smoothly. It's no wonder they pride themselves as the best of the best— second only to Toni Kensa.

Their most popular weapon has to be the Lux Tri-Stringer due to its intricate design, but most of their other weapons are just as popular. Their Lux 92. and 52. Gal come in many different colours and accessories, taking Splatville by storm.

(I wonder, if they ever release a REEF-LUX, would it be called the REEF-LUX²?)

[goddess-of-eyes]

Splatoon community rn be like

[kiir0c0re]

zipcaster was right there. zipcaster was right there. zipcaster was right there. zipcaste

[savvatonic]

THEY MADE SPIKE HOTTER

[splattershotpro]

neo and vanilla splash players turning on each other soon to fight crab with tri-strike and vice versa

[fagdykevash]

haha hey nintendo. thanks for the minor dapples and reefslider buffs those were great haha. hey nintendo. where's the splash changes bud? i mean i'm sure this can't be it right nintendo. you must've missed putting "nerfed splash one million times" on the patch notes right. right. nintendoooooooo

[ashenxrogue]

staring intently at my tricolor offense teammate who brought a scoped charger

why would you do this

[vembit]

Splash-o-matic & Neo Splash-o-matic [Splatoon 3]

[sharottosplatoon]

Splatoon 3 Shooter Main Icons (Part 1)

Free to use!

[splatsvilles-fashionista]

Send me a Splatoon weapon (in an ask) and I'll tell you what I think about it and make an in-game outfit for it.

No duplicates! Here's the ones I've already done: [Sploosh-o-matic] [Splattershot Jr.] [Splash-o-matic] [Aerospray MG] [Aerospray RG] [Octoshot Replica] [Tentatek Splattershot] [.52 Gal] [N-ZAP '85] [N-ZAP '89] [.96 Gal Deco] [Foil Squeezer]

[Carbon Roller] [Carbon Roller Deco] [Splat Roller] [Krak-On Splat Roller] [Gold Dynamo Roller] [Flingza Roller] [Big Swig Roller]

[New Squiffer] [Z+F Splat Charger] [E-liter 4K] [Bamboozler] [Goo Tuber] [Snipewriter 5H]

[Slosher] [Tri-Slosher] [Tri-Slosher Nouveau] [Bloblobber] [Explosher] [Dread Wringer] [Dread Wringer D]

[Zink Mini Splatling] [Heavy Splatling] [Heavy Splatling Deco] [Hydra Splatling] [Ballpoint Splatling] [Nautilus 47] [Heavy edit Splatling]

[Dapple Dualies Nouveau] [Splat Dualies] [Enperry Splat Dualies] [Glooga Dualies] [Dualie Squelchers] [Custom Dualie Squelchers] [Dark Tetra Dualies]

[Splat Brella] [Tenta Brella] [Undercover Brella] [Undercover Sorella Brella] [Recycled Brella 24 Mk I]

[Luna Blaster Neo] [Blaster] [Custom Blaster] [Ranged Blaster] [Rapid Blaster Pro Deco] [S-BLAST '92] [S-BLAST '91]

[Inkbrush] [Octobrush] [Painbrush]

[Tri-Stringer] [Order Stringer Replica] [Inkline Tri-Stringer] [REEF-LUX 450] [Wellstring V]

[Splatana Stamper] [Splatana Wiper] [Splatana Wiper Deco] [Mint Decavitator] [Charcoal Decavitator]

[splatooneng]

The Neo Splash-o-matic is a special model made with different materials. Combine the main weapon's rapid firing rate and your Suction Bombs to secure your turf. When the time's right, use your Triple Inkstrike to break down your opponent's defenses and attack!

これは「シャープマーカーネオ」。 質感にもこだわった、シャープマーカーの特別なモデルだ。 メインウェポンの連射速度とサブウェポンの「キューバンボム」を活かして、ナワバリを確保しよう。 ここぞというところではスペシャルウェポンの「トリプルトルネード」で防衛を崩し、攻め込もう。

[oh-my-mint]

Summer Lovin’ - A Splatoon Selfship fanfiction 🍉💕

hi hi hi! this is my first ever (decent) fanfiction :] please tell me if there is anything i can improve on in my writing!

also, here’s a picture of my self-insert in case you don’t know what he looks like ^_^ (also he has an australian accent :p)

Condensation clung onto the sea-bunny’s hand as he made contact with the cold glass, filled with a mix of pineapple, watermelon and lychee juice. As the cool touch of the glass hit his lips, he lifted his arm and head to take a big swig of his cocktail, wiping his mouth with his arm afterwards with a big sigh. 

Big Man watched Carrot with lovesick eyes, adoring each and every cocky, yet comically dorky action the sea-bunny made. 

He and his husband were basking in the aftermath of Splatsville’s second Summer Nights event, two whole nights full of music, dancing, lights and turf wars. Some ink from turf war battles remained ingrained in the sand that surrounded their two beach towels. It was as the world wanted to clutch onto the excitement and joy that came from Summer Nights for a little while longer.

Staring into the vast night sky, Carrot smiled as he reminisced the event. The adrenaline which rushed through his veins much like pink ink spraying from his Splash-O-Matic Neo, watching his husband and his bandmates perform an endearing cover of their hit single, and of course, drinking to his heart’s content. Meanwhile, Big Man’s highlights were spending time with his friends, as much as he loved being on his lonesome. Seeing Shiver and Frye’s bright smiles as they poked fun at each other’s silly, fruit-themed outfits warmed his heart; he loved seeing his friends happy.

He also loved seeing his husband happy, too.

“You’re so cute.” The large manta ray muttered, watching his husband’s already flushed face flare up. Carrot put a hand to his face to hide the fact that Big Man’s subtle mumblings made him flustered; Big Man always got to him, no matter how hard he tried to pretend he didn’t. 

“No I’m not.” Carrot replied with fabricated iciness, initiating a playful back-and-forth.

“Yes you are.”

“No’m not…”

“Yes you are~!”

“I’m not!”

They continued suggesting and retorting until they burst into giggles, taking in their surroundings and warmth.

The ray had subconsciously wrapped his fin around Carrot adoringly, resting his head on the sea-bunny’s soft shoulder as the waves of the beach began lulling him to a state of tiredness, his prolonged inhales and exhales dragging Carrot into his sleepiness as well. 

Carrot took another sip from his drink as a little ‘slap in the face’ so he could free himself from his husband’s infectious sleepiness, abruptly standing up and brushing the sand off his butt afterwards. 

“We should probably get goin’ now.” Carrot stated reluctantly, folding his arms and looking at the moon that shone brightly in the sky. “‘s gettin’ pretty dark and you look pretty knackered.” He added, looking at his pouting husband who had clung to his leg with his supple fins. 

Looking at the sea and then back up to his beloved, Big Man let out a childish groan as he stood up and brushed off all the sand from his body, using his tail to wipe the back of his short, flat legs. “I guess we should…” He sighed, picking up both of their beach towels and giving them a shake before holding them in his tail. 

After leaving a trail footprints on the toasty beach sand, they finally arrived in their cool, comfortable home, free from the humidity of the outdoors. Despite the humid air lingering ever so slightly, the two were closely cuddled up on their broad, shared bed. Skin was stuck together, but not uncomfortably. Their intimate cuddling position was perfect for a scorching summers night in Splatsville, Big Man had his flexible pectoral fins loosely wrapped around Carrot, tight enough for the small sea-bunny to be close to him, but also allow for breathability within their proxemics. 

The manta ray adored his husband’s groggy face. His white, fluffy cheek was comfortably smooshed against Big Man’s fin, and his purpley-pink *rhinophores were beginning to droop over his face - sickeningly adorable. Carrot’s **eyelids began to grow heavy, his tiredness warping and blurring Big Man’s handsome face. Letting out a final yawn before succumbing to the land of vivid, tipsy dreams, an “I love you” subconsciously escaped his lips, his husband replying “I love you more” before following him to a sweet, summer slumber.

- - - <3

*a sea bunny’s ‘ears’ are called rhinophores! 

**i know he doesn’t really have any, but it works :P i dont really know the logic of how big man / the jellies / fred crumbs eyes work O_O im not a genius!