#giving splatoon weapons nicknames based on playstyle or something

[croaken-the-oaken]

Sploosh-o-matic — Minimum Range Morton

Neo Sploosh-o-matic — I’ll Be Over Here Harold

Splattershot Jr. — Chuck Bomb Billy

Custom Splattershot Jr. — Dance for Me Dylan

Splash-o-matic — Do It All Dan

Neo Splash-o-matic — Please Step Away Sandy

Splattershot — Basics Barry

Tentatek Splattershot — Aggression Andy

Hero Shot Replica — Hipster Harry

.52 Gal — Staying Power Segal

N-Zap ‘85 — Gamer Juice Jerry

N-Zap ‘89 — Chump Up Chazz

Splattershot Pro — Extension Edmund

Forge Splattershot Pro — Lockout Larry

.96 Gal — Power Suck Pete

.96 Gal Deco — Intimidating Ingo

Jet Squelcher — Respectfully Far Ferdinand

Custom Jet Squelcher — Area Denial Alfred

Splattershot Nova — I See You Stanley

Annaki Splattershot Nova — Out of Reach Otto

Luna Blaster — Big Boom Bolson

Luna Blaster Neo — Poppin’ Boppin’ Pablo

Blaster — Sneaky Shot Shane

Range Blaster — Sudden Death Dalton

Clash Blaster — Danger Zone Zed

Clash Blaster Neo — Personal Space Piper

Rapid Blaster — Hold the Line Herbie

Rapid Blaster Deco — Weird Angle Wilson

Rapid Blaster Pro — Distant Poke Perry

Rapid Blaster Pro Deco — Global Range Gus

S-BLAST ‘92 — Certain Coverage Calvin

L-3 Nozzlenose — Run ‘n Gun Randy

L-3 Nozzlenose D — Dash ‘n Splash Sadie

H-3 Nozzlenose — Field Support Franky

H-3 Nozzlenose D — Defense Mode Dimitri

Squeezer — Arthritis Angelo

Carbon Roller — Close Range Cory

Carbon Roller Deco — Quick Kill Kendall

Splat Roller — Bonk Head Bekowsky

Krak-On Splat Roller — Shuffle Around Sidney

Dynamo Roller — Massive Maximilian

Flingza Roller — Passive Aggressive Paulie

Big Swig Roller — This is My Yard Yorick

Big Swig Roller Express — I Claim This Cortes

Inkbrush — Speedy Sal

Inkbrush Nouveau — Can’t Catch Me Cooper

Octobrush — Slap Silly Solomon

Painbrush — High Exertion Edison

Classic Squiffer — Don’t Miss Dorris

Splat Charger — Sniper Stu

Z+F Splat Charger — Snipe Stopper Stuart

Splatterscope — Scoped Sniper Stu

Z+F Splatterscope — Scoped Snipe Stopper Stuart

E-liter 4K — Long Snipe Louis

E-liter 4K Scope — Scoped Slightly Longer Snipe Louis

Bamboozler 14 Mk I — Tap Tap Ted

Goo Tuber — Missiles McGee

Snipewriter 5H — Five Tries Freddy

Slosher — Over the Shoulder Oakley

Slosher Deco — Plop Plip Peter

Tri-Slosher — Wide Wendell

Tri-Slosher Nouveau — Sugar Rush Rudy

Sloshing Machine — Safe Angle Abigail

Bloblobber — Hitbox Huey

Explosher — Clear Out Clarence

Mini Splatling — Pesky Pendleton

Zink Mini Splatling — Bridge Troll Bailey

Heavy Splatling — Barrage Benson

Heavy Splatling Deco — Thought Ya Had Me Theo

Hydra Splatling — Extreme Overkill Olson

Ballpoint Splatling — All Range Albus

Nautilus 47 — Decently Devious Devon

Dapple Dualies — Hello I’m Back Harlowe

Dapple Dualies Nouveau — I May Die Decker

Splat Dualies — Missed Me Maxwell

Glooga Dualies — Wall Turret Terry

Dualie Squelchers — Right Behind You Benjamin

Custom Dualie Squelchers — Reinforcement Ralphie

Dark Tetra Dualies — Distraction Dance Doyle

Light Tetra Dualies — Look at Me Lenny

Splat Brella — Survivor Simon

Tenta Brella — Mobile Bunker Bastian

Tenta Sorella Brella — Army March Muldoon

Undercover Brella — Slippery Saul

Tri-Stringer — Chip Away Chet

REEF-LUX 450 — Sky Assault Stevie

Splatana Stamper — Jumbo Cut Jayce

Splatana Wiper — Slice and Die Samuel

Splatana Wiper Deco — Heavenly Hello Hamish