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S1 E2: The Jingle
Summary: Nemo and Silvester come home to find Joost secretly peering into his underpants with a magnifying glass
Silvester walks up to the house and this is where he sees his sibling stood at the window of the dining room, outside the house.
"All right, Pusface?" Silvester asks
"Shh!" Nemo says to him
"What are you doing?" Silvester asks confused
"Come here!"
"What?" Silvester is very confused
"Quickly"
Silvester asks "What are you looking at?" Then he sees Joost
Nemo says "Pops has got no top on"
"He never has a top on"
"Yeah, but...."
Nemos voice trials off they notice Joost looking down into his trousers
"Shit"
"He's been doing that for ages, he just keeps on looking and looking" Nemo tells their brother
"Why's he looking at his...?"
"I don't know"
Both of them were very perplexed and didn't understand what was going on. They then begin to ramble
"It's not good, though"
"It's funny, but it's not good"
"It's definitely not good"
"Whoah!" They say with shock at the same time, as Joost pull out item
"Magnifying glass?" Silvester asks
"A new development" Nemo jokes
"Why does he need it magnified?"
"I really don't want to know" Nemo encourages for their brother to shut up
"So, what? This just means it's very small?" Silvester asks
Nemo replies, also confused "Or very thin?"
"Lice?"
"Mice?"
"Shit" they duck as through the window they see Marko enter the room and Joost moved to pretend like he wasn't doing anything weird
"Dad! What are they saying?"
Nemo jokes "He's probably not saying he's been looking at his cock for half an hour"
"Oi! I know what it is" Silvester states proudly
"Go on"
"Pops has grown another one"
"Nice" Nemo groans, slightly uncomfortable
"Two of them"
"Yeah, stereo"
They both laugh now as they now move to unlock the front door and enter the house
""Hello, bambinos!" Joost says
"Hi Pops" They both say while snickering
"What's so funny?"
Nemo speaks quickly "Nothing"
"How are you?" Silvester asks their Pops
"What?"
"How are you?" He repeats slowly
"Oh, yeah, fine" Joost says awkwardly "Fine Shut the door"
Nemo then shuts the front door
"Hi, my babies!" Marko shouts from the kitchen
"Hi, Dad" both of the children reply
"Yeah, move along" Joost then says
"Are you switched on today?" Marko asks him
"Oh, yes, sorry" Joost apologises, obvious "My hearing machine's not quite" he then winces
Nemo coughs "Two penises"
"Are you sure you're okay?" Mark asks his husband, not hearing what Nemo just said
"Yeah, it's just my knee"
"Your knee?" Nemo and Silvester ask at the same time, trying not to laugh
Joost winces again "Bloody knee...What's so funny?l
Marko complained "He still going on about his bloody knee?"
"Hello, darling" Joost says
"Hi, Dad" Nemo says
"All right, Dad" Silvester says "Your hair looks nice"
"Thanks. Yours looks horrible" Marko jokes
Joost then comes back from where he left to the kitchen, hiding something behind his back "I just need the loo"
"Yes"
"Goodbye, Joost" Marko says then asks something else "So, no Raiven?"
"Oh, yeah" Nemo says slyly "Where's your girlfriend?"
Silvester then speaks awkwardly "She couldn't come"
"Because she doesn't exist?" Nemo jokes making Marko laugh
"Very funny" Silvester replies sarcastically "Shes sorry. She's with a friend"
"Marcus?" Nemo asks
Silvester tries to change the subject "Ooh, nice soup"
"Simon?" Marko asks
Silvester sighs "Yes"
"Her boyfriend” Nemo jokes again.
"Shut up"
"Definitely sleeping together"
"At least I've got a girlfriend" Silvester fires back
"True" Markonagreed
"Who you share with another many?"
"Aw!"
Suddenly Joost enters the room where he grabs something "Excuse me"
Eventually, all four of them settle down at the table for dinner
"This is amazing, Mum" Nemo says
"Thanks, darling"
"Very nice, Marko" Joost begins "Lovely bit of squirrel"
"So, you like my hair, then?" Marko asks
"Yep" Nemo and Silvester both reply blindly
"I had it done" Markos says agin
"Your father had her hair done" Joost repeats
"We know"
"He had a flaky scalp" Joost says like it's normal to say
"Joost" Marko complains
"Oh, Pops!" The children complain
Marko complains again "Thanks for telling them"
"It's not in the food, is it?" Silvester grimace
"Thank you very much" Marko whines agajn
"But-" Joost begins but he gets cut off
"I'll get some more ketchup, then, shall I?" Marko groans as he gets up and leaves the room with the ketchup pot
"Nice one, Pops" Nemo says
"But I found flakes!"
Silvester then changes the subject "So, Pops, you hurt your knee?"
"My what?" Joost says
"Your knee"
"What about my knee?" Joost was very stupid
"You hurt it?"
"Did I?" Then he realises "Oh, yes, yes"
Then, Nemo asks "So, um, how did you do it?"
"What?"
"How did you do it?"
"Um Banged it" Joost lies
"Oh. "On what?"
Joost comes up with a ridiculous answer on the spot "My other knee"
"Right"
Silvester and Nemo two look at each other, trying to not laugh
"Here, Your Lordship" Marko speaks bluntly as he walks into the room and puts the pot of ketchup on the table
"Ooh, lovely" Joost says, trying to impersonate a vampire "Tomato blood"!
The other three look at each other perplexed as they being eating again and eventually Nemo speaks up
"Dad, good news" they begin "My thing is out tonight"
Marko eats a bit of chicken "What thing?"
"The music I did for Eurovision?” Nemo reminds them "That jingle?"
Silvester says jokingly "That they didn't get paid for"
"They took me out for lunch and I get to perform on stage" Nemo fires back
"Sorry, paid in potatoes" Silvester replies sarcastically
"Shut up, Silvester!" Marko tells his son "It's on tonight?"
Nemo starts talking about the details "Later, on the radio...It's not a big deal"
"Oh, that's wonderful, Bobble! You're going to do so well" Marko praises before turning his attention to his husband
"Joost?" There is no response from Joost so Marko speaks up again
Joost! Nemos jingle's on tonight. We mustn't forget to listen"
"Tell Raiven to listen, too" Nemo jokes
"Okay" Silvester replies blandly
"Won't she find it difficult with Marcus’ balls in her ear?" Nemo jokes
"Ha ha! I'll get it!" "I'll get it!"
The children argue, but they both end up heading towards the door anyways
"Who's that? Don't they knowit's Friday night?" Marko complains
"What you up to?" Marko asks Joost as he is looking down at himself
"Nothing" Joost says
"Oh" Marko shrugs
"Hi, Olly " Nemo says as they answer the door to reveal their neighbour
"Hello, Silvester. Your mum there?" Olly asks
"Um, it's Nemo" Nemo reminds
"I'm Silvester"
"Always get you mixed up" Olly says "You look so similar"
"Do we?" The two of them look at each other
"Good boy!" Olly says to his dog
"Nemo? Could you tell him to come later? We're eating" Marko shouts out to his children
"Do you mind if you come back later?" Nemo says awkwardly to Olly "We're eating"
Olly speaks up "Something smells good" hinting that he wants to enter the house
"We're just about to have our dins dins, aren't we?" Olly looks down at his dog, Wilson "Aren't we, Wilson? The chops"
"Right" Nemo says awkwardly
"Oh, it's just about the sponsorship form for charity" Olly then speaks about why he is here "Your mum said she'd sponsor me for the-" but he is cut off by a shout
"Oh, tell him to bloody go away!" Joost shouts with annoyance in his tone
Marko is heard scolding him "Joost!"
"If you could just come back after dinner?" Nemo asks
"Yes, I'll see you later" Olly says then there's an awkward silence "Thanks, Silvester"
"Nemo" they reiterate
"Come on" "Come on" "Come on, Wilson" Olly says as the other two close the door
"He must think I'm such a mean cow" Marko says as the children enter the dining room again "He keeps asking me to sponsorhim, but I'm always busy."
"What's he doing anyway?" Nemo asks as they sit down
"Oh, some charity badminton or backgammon game or something" Marko tells "I don't know"
Nemo looks confused "You know They're quite different?"
"Who was that, the council?" Joost asks stupidly
"The council? When has thecouncil ever been round?" Marko snickers
"What?" Joost asks, not properly hesitant
Marko is confused "What?"
Joost then turns to his children "Nemo, your father tells me your song is on tonight?"
"Rather formal" Nemo jokes "Um, yes, sir"
"Well, it's a start, you know"
Joost then asks "And who wrote the music?"
"I did, Pops. It's a song"
"And what's it for?" Joost asks again
"Eurovision 2024" Nemo explains
"Ooh, the big time" Silvester jokes
Nemo rolls their eyes "Thank you"
"Ooh, Europe" Joost says happily
"Eurovision" Nemo mentally face palms
"Well"
"Well done, Nemo" Marko says "To our favourite child!"
Then he drinks
"Yes, the favourite child!" Joost drinks too
"To our favourite child " Silvester says sarcastically as he glances at Nemo then also raises a glass and drinks
Nemo then drinks and his throat is met with salt and they spit it back out and grimaces, making Silvester smile triumphantly
Silver then drinks but is met with the same feeling as Nemo placed salt in his drink too and then he also spits it back out with a grimace
After dinner, Joost is doing the washing up in the kitchen when Silvester enters with a half used pot of ketchup
"There you go" Silvester says as he walks towards the sink with to
Joost replies "Oh, thanks"
"What shall I do with this?" Silvester asks
"Oh, put that back in the bottle" Joost says like it is normal
"What?"
"Put it back in the bottle"
Silvester grimaces "I'm not doing that. Just throw it away"
"What are you doing?" Silvester asks as Joost refuses to let him dump it in the sink
"It's a waste!" Joost complains
"It costs like 1p!”
"Just go away" Joost groans as he snatches the pot off his son
"God's sake!" Silvester moans before leaving the room
He walked into the living room and then purposefully sits on top of his sibling
"Oh, get off!" Nemo groans and pushes him off
"Stop it, you two" Marko mumbles as he is reading a magazine
Nemo then silently looks at Silvester before letting out a loud burp
"Oh, please. I hate that" Marko complains
"Sorry, Dad" Silvester says
Silvestee silently claps before also trying to, letting out a very loud burp, louder than the other one
"Just bloody stop it!" Marko half shouts
"Sorry, Dad" Nemo apologises but then Nemo gets up and start looking around the room
"Dad? How come you've got more pictures of Pissface than me?"
"Your face annoys me" Marko says blandly
"Right. No, really?" They ask and turn around to glance at their dad
"Really" Marko says with no sarcasm as they glance up at their child
Nemo shrugs "Fair enough"
Then their phone pings
Marko rolls his eyes "Your bloody phone"
"It's only a text"
"Why don't you turn it off?" The adult asks again
"I don't want to turn it off" Nemo says
"But-" Nemo stops themself as they open the notification
It says that the message is from their dad but their dad didn't go on his phone so they are confused
The message read 'I wish youd never been born. Love dad x'
Nemo glances up at Silvester to see that Silvester has their mums phone, indicating that he typed out the message
Nemo groans and puts his phone away
Joost then makes his presence known by entering the room
"Oh, Nemo. Could you come here a moment?" Their Pops asks
"What?"
"Can you just come here?"
"What do you want?" Nemo asks
"What do you want?" Silvester asks too
"Nothing, Nemo?"
"What does he want?" Marko asks
"What do you want?" Nemo asks again
Joost is slightly annoyed now "Just bleedin' come, will you?"
"Jesus! It had better be important" Nemo sighs as they get exit the living room "Where's he go-The toilet?" Nemo asks as Silvester joins them to stand in the hallway way
"Do you think he'll show you his..." Silvester trails off
"Oh, God" Nemo groans
"Well, come on!"
"What are you doing?" Silvester asks
"Not you!" Joost says and slightly closes the door before his son can enter the bathroom with them
"Shut the door"
"What?"
"Shut the door" Joost repeats and Nemo goes and shuts it, but not before glancing at their brother with a "help me" face
Silvester just stands lurking outside the door, trying to listen
"Right, this is normal" Nemo says
"Nemo, can I speak to you a moment?" Joost asks
"Um okay, is there no-one else you can talk to about this?" Nemo asks, thinking they know what their Pops wants to talk to them about
"What?" Joost asks
"Is there no-one else you can talk to?"
"Well, not really, no"
"Okay, but, you know, I am your child" Nemo reiterates
"I know?" Joost says
"Well, I'm just saying now, I really don't want to see it"
"See what?"
"You know, your..." Nemo says awkwardly
Joost is confused "My what?"
Nemo is now also confused "Nothing?"
"So, um, Nemo?" Joost begins
"Yes?"
"Any?"
"Sorry?"
"You know?"
Nemo suddenly realises and sighs deeply "Oh, Pops, not this, not-"
"-Partners?
"Partners? Do you have to call them that?" Nemo groans "You're not a policeman"
"OK, birds"
"Birds?" Nemo smiles
"All right, Meat"
"Meat?! Oh, hello, Elvis!" Nemo jokes
"So, no partners then?" Joost asks again
"No, no partners! No partner. No partner" Nemo says "Can I go?"
"No" joost speak
"I'm going now!" They turn around but then the door opens and they can't leave
"Nice family piss?" Silvester jokes as he enters the bathroom too
"Go away, Silvester!" Joost groans
"Did he show you his..." Silvester gestures
"No, it's not about that" Nemo tells him
"Oh. Partners?"
"Partners"
"Yep"
"Nemo, here" Joost says as he hands his child a piece of paper
"What? Right. Thanks"
Silvester laughs "Excellent" then stops laughing "What is it?"
Nemo then speaks up sarcastically "Dating sites Jewish dating sites"
Silvester laughs again, finding a lot of enjoyment in this "Brilliant"
"Did you know there are places you can go on the internet to find a date?" Joost tells Nemo
"Are there?" Silvester says sarcastically, teasing his sibling
"Yes, Pops, I know" Nemo says boredly "Girls on the internet, yes!"
Joost is confused "How did you know?"
Nemo groans "Because I live in the world"
Suddenly Marko enters the bathroom "What are you all doing?"
"Nothing, Dad" Nemo says quickly
"It's just Nemos potty training" Silvester jokes
"Oh, go away, Marko!"
"Shut up, Joost!"
Then there's a pause
"Partners" Silvester speaks up
"Oh" Marko says then shuts the door again, wanting to listen too
"Right, so we're all just going to stand in the toilet and-" Joost cuts Nemo off after a little pause
"So?"
"So what?"
"So, are you going to go on the internet?" Joost asks
"Yes, at some point, I will go on the internet!"
"To look at partners?"
"What do you think the internet's for?" Nemo smiles
"No, I mean to look at people. I mean, relationships... not just bosoms"
"Bosoms?" Nemo hides their laugh
"Joost!" Marko groans, disgusted but then turns to his child "Although, I think you should go on the internet"
"Even more brilliant" Silvester jokes
Nemo speaks up, annoyed "Shut up!"
"Seriously, Nemo" Marko says
"Dad, I'm not going on the internet" Nemo replies as they sit down on the toilet li
"You are going on the internet" Marko demands
"You're going to make me go on the internet to look at partners?" Nemo is confused
"We're only trying to help" Silvester says
"Shut up, Silvester!" Marko says then turns back to Nemo "Just a little look with Pops on the internet"
"I have to look with Pops?" Nemo is flabbergasted
Silvester smirks "Beyond amazing"
"Sorry, can I just-" Nemo says before picking up a spray and spraying it around the entire room, making everyone have to leave because it gets very stuff, them all coughing as they do so
"Oh, Nemo!" Marko groans
"You little sod!" Joost says
Nemo states, firmly as they all exit the bathroom into the hallway "Right, I'm telling you, I'm not going on the bloody internet to look at partners with Pops! End of"
"20 pounds?" Joost offers
Nemo quickly agrees "Done"
Eventually, Nemo and Joost manoeuvre their way upstairs into Joosts office where the computer is
"They're nice" Joost says
Nemo grimaces "No, they're not."
"She's pretty" Joost says
"Have you ever seen a woman before?" Nemo jokes
"Well, what about her?"
Nemo gets disgusted "She looks like Mum"
"What?" Joost asks, leaving over Nemos shoulder "Ooh, yes!"
Then Nemo clicks on that woman's profile "I love life Why do they always say "I love life?"
"Well, what do you want them to say, I hate death?" Joost jokes
"Or this one Bubbly personality We all know what that means, don't we?"
Then they read down "Yep, I am part whale" they glance at their pops then their phone pings
"Pops, can we stop now?"
Nemo stands up and Joost goes to sit in the computer chair to have a look for himself
"That's a man. You're on men now"
"Yes, all right!" Joost states
"Still on men, Pops, Sports Jock 69. "Please!"
Nemo wouldn't mind having a male partner but all of these men looked disgusting
Silver enters the room "Found a husband yet?"
"Oh Any news on the..." he coughs "ahem, three penises?"
Joost cuts their talk short "Nemo, women"
"Oh, look how old they are! You're finding me someone to date, not bury" Nemo groans
"Well, what about her?" Joost says, he is not very good with using the Internet
"Ooh, she IS nice!l Silvester smirks
"Pops, she's just the advert for the site, she's not real"
"You what?" Joost is confused
"She's not real!"
"Well, she looks pretty real to me!" Joost does a very weird voice
Suddenly, Markos voice is heard from downstairs "Nemo, when's your jingle thing on?"
"Oh, my God, my song! What time is it?" Nemo asks then glances at the time
"Oh, shit, it's on any minute!" Then they shout back "Coming!"
Silvester says “such a poof"
Nemo then runs back into the room "Twenty quid, thank you"
Then they turn to Silvester "I heard that"
Silvester was holding a bowl which looked to have yoghurt in it and Nemo took the spoon and wiped it across their brothers cheek
"Oh!" Silvester frowned
Nemo replied as they jogged away "Ha-ha!"
Then, downstairs, they were frantically searching for a radio to be able to listen to Nemos jingle
"I can't believe no bloody radios work, you've got a million and none of them bloody work!" Nemo panics
"All right, enough with the bloodies, we'll find one!" Marko says as he's looking for radios alongside Nemo in the kitchen
Nemo rambles again "I'm going to miss my bloody song"
"Joost!" Marko shouts
"Why have you got all these batteries anyway, is Dad building a robot?" Nemo asks as they look through a draw in the kitchen
Marko laughs
"Found one!" Silvester shouts from another room
"Brilliant, he's got one" Marko speaks as Silvester enters the room
Silvester speaks as he enters the kitchen "There you go"
"What?" Nemo asks
"It works!" Silvester smirks knowingly
"Oh, well done, Silvester!" Marko says
Nemo complains "I'm not listening to it on that!"
"Why not?"
"Because it's a duck"
"It's not a duck. It's a radio" Silvester mentions as he turns the head to turn it on
"We'll have to listen in the car" Nemo says as they turn the radio off
"The car?" Silvester says, perplexed
"Yes, the car"
They then stop in the kitchen still as Nemo grabs some keys
"Where are they-Dad, are these your keys?" Nemo asks Joost
"Hmm?" Joost says obliviously
"Are these your car keys?" Nemo is irritated
"Yes, why?" Joost says confused
"Right! Come on, hurry up!"
"We're actually going to listen in the car" Silvester is confused
"Come on, Joost" Marko says to his husband
"Where are we going?" Joost asks
"Come!" Marko grabs Joosts hand and pulls him outside with him and their children
As Nemo rushes out of the door, they bump into Olly and are slog help shocked
"Um, is your mum there?" Olly asks
Nemo asks "Have you been there the whole time?"
"Hi, Olly, I'm sorry" Marko began "I can't stop, we're in a real rush"
"It really won't take long, Marko" Olly began "You, you look nice"
He then pauses
"You said you'd sponsor me...So, if you'd like to fill in"
"Sorry, Olly-come on, Joost! I can't stop now, we are in such a hurry" he then turns back to Joost
"No! There's no time to lock up now!"
"Where are we going?" Joost is confused
"It's for cancer!"
"Sorry"
"Where are we going?" Joost repeats as they get in the car
"That was so rude, he definitely thinks I'm a mean cow" Marko scolds himself as he sits in the back seat next to Silvester
Nemo speaks "now how do I get this bloody radio-"
Nemo turns on the radio and suddenly it blares music and nearly deafens everyone
The radio turns off
"That was the loudest thing I've ever-" Nemo speaks before the radio blares again
"Nemo!" Marko scolds
"You idiot!" Silvester complains as he flicks Nemo in the head
"Oh, Christ! My God!" Nemo speaks
"Was it loud?" Joost says and everyone looks at him with a bland expression
"Nemo, I think-Drive a little, so it looks like we're going somewhere" Marko says, as he's a bit uncomfortable with Olly just stood in their drive
"Shut up, Dad-How can I turn this back on?" Nemo speaks, frustrated, as the radio won't turn on
"Erm Please, Nemo!" Marko insists
Then Nemos phone pings
"Not another bloody text!"
Joost tries to help "Well, try pressing that"
"Ugh, now I've got boiling air going right in my mouth!"
"Joost, don't you know how your radio works?" Marko scolds
Nemo opens their phone to see a text from their Dad"
'You came out of my BUM. Love mum x'
"Thank you!" Nemo says, annoyed, to their brother and Silvester just smiles
"Well, does it matter about the radio, can't we just go?" Joost says
"We're not going anyw-Oh, tell him, Silv!" Marko groans
"Pops, we're not going anywhere" Silvester tells their dad
"So, why are we all sitting in the car?" Joost is confused
"Oh, God, I can't bear it! I can't get this bloody thing to work! Silvester, turn the duck on" Nemo whines
"It's not a duck, it's a radio"
"Just turn it on!" Then nemo pauses "Such a knob"
"Shh! Adverts!"
'Furniture Warehouse, of course'
"Is this it?" Marko asks
Nemo speaks up "It's called The Code, remember, about me discovering that I am non binary?"
'What are you waiting for? Get down to'
"Is it good?" Joost asks
"It's not the one yet, Pops" Silvester tells him
"Oh he's still looking at us-Nemo will you just drive?" Marko orders "Drive!"
"All right, Jesus!" Nemo says and prepares to drive away so Olly will leave
"Where are we going?" Joost asks, making Marko roll his eyes
'Unit 28, Walkers Way, Wembley 'Us girls come in all shapes and sizes, 'that's why choosing the right tampons'
"Oh! Is this it?" Marko asks as Nemo backs the car away slowly so Olly will leave
"Yes, my advert is for tampon insurance" Nemo says sarcastically
'whether you have a light flow or a heavy flow.
'"Tampons" Nemo says to their Pops
"Tampons" Joost repeats, understandingly
'The Code, a brand new song?
"Shh! This is it!" Nemo says as they stop the car
‘Look no further, The Code, being used at Eurovision in Malmö, Sweden’
‘Whether you’re a first time listener, or not, you should always love the song’
"Where's the music?" Silvester asks
"Shh!"
'Make sure to be prepared and vote for The Code'
"Where's all my music?" Nemo speaks, both confused and deflated
'That's 08081570000'
Joost asks "Is it good?"
‘Eurovision 2024!'
‘Woah-oh-oh’
"The bastards!" Nemo sadly speaks
Marko looks to the side and flinches as he sees Ollys face pressed up against the car window
"Oh!"
Eventually, they moved back inside, Nemo was very very deflated because he'd made an entire piece and they barely used it
Nemo is sat at the table, and Silvester is sat on the counter
"Oh Here, Bobble" Marko speaks as he hands his child a cup of tea
"Three frigging notes they used, three frigging notes" Nemo rambles with annoyance
"Ah, but they were lovely notes, weren't they, Silvester?" Marko says
"Pa-a-rdon?" Silvester mocks
Then Joost storms into the room
"Nemo, could you pass me that a moment, please?"
"Sorry?" Nemo looks at the shelf behind them and then back at there Pops
"Could you pass me my.."
"What, this?" Nemo gestures towards the magnifying glass.
"Thanks" Joost says
"Go on, Adam, pass it to Pops!" Silvester smirks, already knowing what the object is going to be used for
"But-"
"Come on!" Joost says
Nemo refuses to touch the item, so they put the sleeve of their jumper over their hand and then grab it like that and pass it to their Pops
"Right, won't be a sec, I just need to, um-" joost exits the room and goes to the bathroom
"Guys, why does your father keep taking his magnifying glass with him every time he leaves the room?" Marko asks curiously
"You noticed!" Silver sighs
"He keeps doing it, what's he looking at all the time?" Marko asks, hoping is children would know the answer
They both stay silent
"Right!" Marko states and then he leaves the room and head towards the bathroom
"Dad!" Nemo warns
Marko opens the bathroom door and Joost quickly moves the magnifying glass from where he was holding it and suddenly hold it up to his eye while he is sat on the toilet
"Dust particles!" Joost lies
Eventually, they all moved to the living room, where Marko is interrogating his husband
"I told you, I was just looking at stuff" Joost says awkwardly
"Joost, I'm not stupid, you know" Marko speaks from where he was sat on the all of this sofa
"Dad!" Nemo says awkwardly in the doorway
"Leave him, it's fine" Silvester carries on
"Stop it, I've seen him going in and out of the toilet all day with that bloody magnifying glass" Marko then pauses
"Just tell me...What have you been looking at? "And don't say dust particles again" he warns
"Look, I told you-Ow!" Joost winces as he moves
"All right, is it something to do with your penis?" Marko states like it's normal to say
"Mum!" Nemo says as both them and Silvester cringe
"What?" Joost asks
Marko repeats "Have you got something wrong with your penis?"
"My what?"
"Your penis!"
"Oh, my penis, right, my penis"
"Well?" Marko persists
Joost takes a very long pause before he admits finally, it was a very awkward confession
"I was bitten" he says
"Bitten?" Nemo asks
"Bitten?" Marko asks again
"Yes"
"On your penis?" Marko is confused "Wer-Were you bitten on your penis?"
Joost confesses more "Yes! On my penis, my penis, yes"
Nemo grimaces "I wish everyone would stop saying penis"
"Well, bitten by who?" Marko asks
"By a bee" Joost states
"A bee?" Nemo is perplexed
"A bee?" Marko is confused again
"Bitten by a bee?" Silver smirks "You mean stung by a bee?"
"That's what I said!"
"Oh!" Marko feels sympathy
"Sorry, Pops" Nemo says
Marko feels bad "Joost, why didn't you tell me, are you okay?"
"Well, not really, no" Joost admits
"Ohhh! So you were stung by a bee, when?" Marko asks
"When I was having a wee"
Marko is even more confused "You were stung by a bee when you were having a wee?"
"Yes, I got stung by a bee when I was having a wee" Joost repeats
"What, in the bathroom?" Marko is trying to work out the story
"Of course not in the bathroom! In the garden"
Silvester laughs
"What were you doing weeing in the garden?" Marko is disgusted
"Having a wee" Joost says like it's normal
"Joost! Do you normally wee in the garden?" Marko asks
"No!" Joost pauses "Only if it's a nice day"
"Unbelievable" Marko mumbles as he grabs his glasses "Let me look"
"It's fine"
"Stop it, Joost-Nemo, get the calamine"
"Oh, well, I'm off!" Silvester grimaces
"Ow!" Joost winces
"Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry" Marko apologises
"Our Pops pisses in the garden" Nemo says in the kitchen
"Yeah" Silvester replies "I wonder if he craps in the bins"
"Here" Silvester states as he finds the Calamine and gives it to his sibling
Silvester then go to grab a biscuit out of the biscuit jar and while his back is turned, Nemo decides to get revenge on the earlier messages
Nemo thinks they are messaging Silvester a disgusting, rude joke but turns out they are not messaging their sibling
The message says 'Your dad has four penises'
Before they can even realise who they are sending it to they've already sent it to the wrong person
"Oh, shit!"
Olly, their neighbour, is walking his dog when he gets a message on his phone so he reads it
"Shh, shh" Olly shushes his dog Wilson then looks at the message "Eh?0
"But why would you say that my father had four of them?" Olly speaks to Marko at their front door, as he thinks Marko wrote the message as it came from his phone
"I really don't know, it must just be a terrible mistake, I'm so sorry" Marko says through gritted teeth as he glances back at the others in the kitchen doorway
"Well, goodnight, Olly."
"Yes."
Marko closes the door and then walked back through the hallway and passed the kitchen door, not before looking at the three men stood there, having a disappointed look on his face.
Marko then walked into the living room and slams the door on the other three
"Yes" Nemo says
"Well" Joost says
"Indeed" Silvester says
Then there is a bit of silence before Nemo turns to their Pops
"Pops"
"What?"
"Show us your cock"
#ajshaweel#eurovision#lithuania#switzerland#croatia#netherlands#silvester belt#nemo mettler#baby lasagna#joost klein#baby lasagna x joost klein#baby europapa
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[ID: a cabinet with some shelves on top. it's red with black trim. in the picture only the top of the cabinet/first shelf and the second shelf are shown. on the first shelf from left to right there are two stereos piled on top of one another, the bottom one is larger and grey, the top one is small and light blue with finding nemo decorations. in front of it is a cd case of notre dame de paris musical. next to that there's a white trinket dish on top of a grey doily, a tarot deck, a candle, some bookmarks, a coaster and some miscellaneous books. against the backdrop of the shelf are a vinyl of man of la mancha, a tintin comic in chinese (独角兽号的秘密 - the secret of the unicorn), an art exhibit flyer (käthe kollowitz and mona hatoum) and a postcard of a church. the second shelf is filled with books, in front of them is a small squirrel plushie and a glasses case. END ID]
i just acquired for free a silly cd player that works. as opposed to my serious stereo that doesnt work and that i paid money for. YIPPEE. also a look at my shitty bookshelf unit with my very random assortment of belongings
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<1999.06.08> Nemo - In Stereo
CD, Domination Through Amplification - NEMOCD001
Album design by Jeremy Gillespie
#1999#1990s#Nemo#album#space rock revival#shoegaze#alt metal#alternative metal#Domination Through Amplification#Jeremy Gillespie
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nemo - in stereo
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album: in stereo
year: 1999
artist: nemo
summary and olive's take:
today's album comes from nemo, a winnipeg based band! band members were jeremy gillespie, patrick mcguire, darrell simpson, and todd harapiak. widely considered a cult favorite among space rock fans, the album was ahead of its time with its dreamy, melodic, but metal driven sound - brilliantly treading the lines between post-hardcore, space rock, shoegaze, and alternative metal genres! their sound parallels and precedes more well known work by deftones and hum. a stellar listen from start to finish, they deserve much more attention! enjoy!
#cds#nemo#instereo#hidden gems#space rock#alt rock#post hardcore#shoegaze#metalcore#music#cd deep dive
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Joanna shrugged at the mention of stretching. That was always something she did but she never focused on. Her body had this weird way of just retaining all limberness and strength from her monitor form. "Honestly I should probably stretch more." She turned quickly pony tail flipping over her shoulder as she made her way towards the stereo to turn off her music. It was drowning out any room for conversation. The next song on the playlist was going to be a lot of screamo and heavy guitars and that would certainly be obnoxious.
"I do ballet." She said shortly. Was she classically trained like at a ballet school no...looking over at him she wondered if he was. Most male dancers that did any ballet were classically trained. "Been taking it since I was maybe 10? Only at the Melbourne dance company i belonged to back home...I never went to any Ballet schools."
Sitting down on the ground she let her leg out in front of her as she moved her feet from flex to point back and forth. "Is that what you do then? Ballet?...Oh and I'm Joanna by the way." She said with no realy intention of getting up and offering a handshake.
@justkeepdancing-nemo
rebel pirouettes || open
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STRANGER THINGS VERSE:
Born in 1952, Hell’s Kitchen, NY, Matt spends his youth focusing heavily on school work whilst secretly admiring, and practicing, the art of boxing thanks to his father’s chosen profession. As a single parent, Jack Murdock struggles to maintain a health relationship with his sign while trying to put food on the table, but he did his best. At the age of nine, while walking home from his father’s gym, Matt comes across an elderly man walking the street and sees a truck careening down the street. It’s generically marked; the man in the driver’s seat seems dazed. Matt pushes the man out of the way, but this results in him being splashed with chemicals the truck had been carrying. For several months, Matt is kept in the hospital where doctors reconstruct the tissues of his face and try to save his vision. Thankfully, his face heals, but he remains blind. He finds that he can hear, smell, etc. things far better than a human should.
For two years after the accident, Jack Murdock tries to fight the company of the truck that caused the accident. A lot of their money ( which they had little of to begin with ) is put into getting legal counsel, but he is told time and time again that nothing could be accomplished. It’s heavily hinted that this ‘company’ is backed by some important people. It becomes clear soon after that these people will blackmail Jack Murdock if they have to, letting Jack Murdock know that if he continues, they’ll let slip his criminal habits of throwing fights for money, among other things. Jack Murdock was found dead three years after Matt becoming blind. While it was deemed an accident, Matt had his doubts. After his father’s death, he is taken to an orphanage. Because of his senses, he’s far more capable than he should be; he continues to practice boxing, among other things thanks to an old man named Stick. Their relationship is tumultuous at best. Basically follows a his normal history.
He goes to college. He studies Law. While he tries to help families in need after graduating, Matt tries to keep his focus on those who were wronged by companies, hospitals, etc. Several cases seem to pop up in Hawkins, IN, 1984. He travels there to help take on cases that others have refused, perhaps due to his own experience in the Law not protecting him. As more comes to light, Matt realizes there’s more to the story than meets the eye.
#out of character |「 NEMO HAS THINGS TO SAY 」#(#THANK YOU NOX FOR HELPING ME#SJDHFKJSDHF#BUT YAY I HAVE A VERSE THANK YOU#also ignore how crappily it is written right now#i just wanted to get it out and i'll try to fix it later#ALSO I AM SORRY#i think i got the dates/years wrong BUT IT'S OKAY YOU GET THE POINT#)#v ( STRANGER THINGS ) |「 THE DEVIL TAKE YOUR STEREO & YOUR RECORD COLLECTION 」
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Ciao Fratellone (mi permetto di chiamarti così), una domanda, perché tu sei saggio.
Esiste la logica del accanimento terapeutico anche riguardo al semplice vivere?
Uno lotta con pensieri positivi, con coach, psic, Minfullnes, terapie, buddismo, consapevolezza, <mio nome> first, cazzimma...
Poi ho una famiglia con padre manipolatore pedofilo, madre depressa clinica da quando sono nato, disturbi alimentari, fratelli e parenti che non sento da dieci anni, una ex moglie che mi ha tolto dignità economica, una ex narcisista che mi ha tolto amor proprio con gaslighting, una ragazza che dopo mesi ha scelto un polacco perché sono brutto.
Capisco che sono padre, ma può bastare solo questo nella vita di un uomo?
Quando una persona deve tirare le somme e pensare che forse tutto questo è accanimento terapeutico?
Oggi felice perché passato bella giornata con mia figlia di 7 anni, stasera a cena con conoscenti, poi muore la nonna che è forse l'unica figura a cui tenevo insieme a una mia sorella.
Non dovrei accettare quello che la vita, il fato, il destino... Mi stanno dicendo?
Che forse il mio è un lottare contro i mulini a vento?
Ora vanno di moda e tutti sono Life Coach, possibile non si trovino Dead Coach?
Scusa la natura del messaggio, ma tra tutte le persone che ruotano nella mia vita, in questo momento sento la necessità di scrivere a te queste parole. La sfiga a volte...
Scusa ancora lo sfogo.
Ora piango un pò e cerco di dormire.
Ti voglio bene.
Certo che dovresti accettare quello che la vita, il fato e il destino ti stanno dicendo... peccato che l'accettazione passi dalla comprensione e in questo momento tu sei l'ultima persona che possa fermarsi a riflettere su questa tua lunga visita al negozio di ventilatori in cui sta scorrazzando una mandria di vacche diarroiche.
Per prima cosa perché il dolore avverte ma il tuo cervello animale ti può dare solo tre opzioni: combatti, scappa o congelati e in ognuna di queste tre reazione non vi è certo la chiave per comprendere.
E poi perché secondo la santa trinità della drammaturgia ellenica (Eschy, Soffy e Yuri) se lo spettatore sa bene in quale palude di merda sta andandosi a ficcare il protagonista della tragedia, quest'ultimo è sempre l'ultimo ad accorgersi delle scelte che lo hanno portato a veder crescere il livello della suddetta informe materia organica anfibia fino al raggiungimento del suo naso.
Contro chi, esattamente, hai combattuto?
Da chi, poi, sei scappato?
E chi, alla fine, ti ha fatto sedere di botto a terra con la stremata speranza che il rumore della sofferenza si attutisse nel nulla?
Io sono un fan sfegatato dell'autodeterminazione, anche quando questa è portata alle sue estreme conseguenze, ma sopra a tutta la mia etica e la mia morale troneggia un concetto fondamentale che a suo tempo ho condensato in un motto un po' pretenzioso ma tanto per me vero quanto sentito profondamente
NEMO RELICTUS
Nessuno lasciato indietro.
Ed è racchiuso in queste due parole il motivo per cui posso anche comprendere la fatica della sopravvivenza strascicata dalle vecchie ferite e sentire il tuo desiderio di morire, dormire, forse sognare ma allo stesso tempo ti dico che a 1 centimetro dal posto che il tuo corpo sta ora occupando esistono una persona, un luogo e un momento le cui essenze sono completamente scevre dal dolore che ti sta logorando.
Come ho detto qualche post fa, le tue cicatrici raccontano dei posti in cui sei stato, non determinano quelli che visiterai, per cui hai ragione...
Non devi vivere a ogni costo.
Devi vivere trovando la consapevolezza del costo delle cose che ti vengono richieste, dopodiché decidere quali vuoi e quanto sei disposto a dare di te in pagamento.
Questa è la vera autodeterminazione... schiaffeggiare il DJ, togliere la musicassetta di ballo liscio dallo stereo, attaccare il tuo Ipod alla console e sparare a balla The Wicker Man degli Iron Maiden, sulle cui note d’ora in poi ballerai scomposto e incurante di chi ti voleva al suo passo.
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Taste of Metal - Chapter 12: Turning up the Volume - [AO3 LINK]
The song Gordon is singing in this chapter is "I Hate to Dance" by Mustasch! Click here to listen to it!
PS: The alternative title for this chapter: "Gordon Goes Apeshit In A Healthy Way!! YEAH!! >:D"
- - - It was always something else to hear how your voice sounded like to everyone but yourself.
Gordon had been used to it for a long time, mostly thanks to the years he recorded music with his band, but seeing his new friends react to his recorded songs made him pause a bit in thought.
When he and Newton had founded “Black Velvet Rabbits” together, both of their voices were still in the middle of their second puberty. Uneven, scratchy at times… and by far not as resilient as they wanted them to be.
That didn’t mean it stopped either of them from putting their heart and soul into every song they played. It made their first few tapes rough to listen to, but Gordon felt a huge amount of fondness for them regardless.
All their frustration with their lives, the school system, society, their bodies, their struggles with ADHD and BPD respectively- it all went into their music.
It was the sound of desperately struggling youths doing anything they could in their limited power to be heard.
Gordon was well aware that some of their former bandmates thought back to BVR and rolled their eyes at their gigs and “rockstar dreams”. He himself though? He was proud. Both of himself and Newton. Proud of having this tangible proof that they got through one of the hardest times of their lives together, doing something that they had put together with no outside help, with no overbearing parental figures forcing them to succeed. They created music because it was the one thing they had complete control over… and it had been absolutely intoxicating and freeing at the same time.
Even now, as their old recordings played in the background, Gordon found himself gently swaying side to side to the tempo of the tune, humming softly along as he was sorting through the remaining contents of the boxes on the floor.
He looked up from his spot, smiling fondly at Bubby letting out a cry of joy when he recognized another classic rock song that BVR had recorded a cover of.
“Your band might sound like absolute ass but at least they had taste!”, he exclaimed, drumming happily along to the beat on the floor beside Gordon.
“Yeah… our sound quality wasn’t the greatest until… 2014, I think? ”, Gordon pondered out loud. “You’ll notice the change instantly though! Around that time we also actually figured out in which direction we wanted to take our style as well. Took us a while, I know, but… good things take time!”
Speaking of good things taking time- the construction of the pocket dimension within the storage closet seemed to be going nice and steady by the looks of it.
Every time the doors opened and Tommy stepped out to take a small break, Gordon couldn’t help trying to catch a glimpse inside, which kept earning him a loud “NO PEAKING!” from Tommy- only for him to hear it echoed by Dr Coomer, Benrey and Joshua seconds later.
When eventually each member of the Science Team joined Tommy to help out with the closet, Gordon let himself be focused on his sorting task, Sunkist laying beside him as his only company for the time being.
“Guess it’s only the two of us for a bit, huh?”, he said, giving the huge dog a few loving pats on her side. Sunkist let out an affirmative woof and rested her head on Gordon’s thigh, earning a smile from Gordon.
He resumed swaying along to a new tune starting to play on the stereo, now allowing himself to add a few more subtle movements as well.
He found himself nodding along to the rhythm, his long wavy hair swaying in a way it hadn’t in a very long time.
As the side of his right foot began to gently tap against the floor as well, Sunkist got up and pushed her head against Gordon’s shoulder.
Gordon stared at her for a moment, unsure of what she expected him to do, but as the golden retriever started to gently dig into the carpet surprisingly in tune with the beat, something clicked in Gordon’s head.
He scrambled to get up on his feet, laughed as Sunkist let out a happy bark and started running excited circles around him when he started tapping his foot again.
It had been a while… but no one was in the room right now to judge him. And Sunkist, being the perfect and most supportive dog, would never make him feel guilty about any of this.
He looked down to his tapping feet, his hand closed into a fist as he assembles the old courage and opened his mouth-
“♫ I ain't a boring barfly…so please don't get me wrong, oh- Come on! Yeah, come on! I've been saying this for. Far. Too. LooooOOOONG!! ♪”
Gordon felt himself smile as he raised his voice, mirroring the energy of the younger version of it coming from the speakers.
As he moved his hips and head in rhythm to the beat of the tune, he leaned down towards Sunkist and decided at the moment that, hey, she might be the best audience he had in years - might as well sing for the best girl!
She positively bounced excitedly around Gordon’s feet as the man himself started to jump along with her and the music-
“♪ I haaaate to disappoint you! I'm not the guy you need- so, feel freeee! You can leeeeave! ‘Cause I'll nEVER SWING LIKE A MONKEY FROM. THE. TREEEEES! ♫”
Sunkist let out a loud approving bark at the sound of Gordon letting himself be loud, but this time fully because of joy, nothing like the pained and frustrated yelling he had done all throughout the simulation.
This was how Gordon was supposed to sound like. Loud, happy and confident-
“♪ It’s of great importance! This is what yOU. ALL. SHOULD. DOOOOO- ♫”
The possibility of complaining neighbours be damned, Gordon rushed over to this stereo and turned the volume significantly up, still mindful of Sunkist being in the room with him. No matter how perfect Tommy made her, Gordon really didn’t want to accidentally hurt her hearing.
He returned to moving around the living room, his steps becoming confident stomping as he basically had Sunkist follow his path between the furniture at this point. He ran his hand through his hair, letting the majority of it fall over the right side of his head, showing off the remainder of his undercut on the left in the process-
“♫ BANG YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF, JUST DO IT!! STOMP YOUR FEET AND CLAP YOUR H-HANDS-!! ♪”
He roughly brushed away a barely formed tear from his right eye, opting to stomp his feet in place of clapping his hands to the beat. He wouldn’t let his pain and trauma cut this moment short. Singing had been his outlet for all his frustrations before, why shouldn’t he try and find out if it would still hold up with the new struggles he was facing?
“♫ I AM A HEAVY METAL GROOVER! - BANG YOUR HEAD ‘CAUSE I HATE TO DANCE! BANG YOUR HEAD ‘CAUSE I HATE TO DANCE! ♪”
Sunkist affectionately pressed herself against Gordon’s side, sensing the man’s wild mix of emotions running through his head. Gordon opted to give Sunkist’s back a pat to assure her that he was doing okay. That he needed to do this. To let this all out.
He took a deep breath-
“♪ So take me away from the dance floor- Nemo saltat sobrius - Well, that's right... fucking right. I've been telling you for far too looooooOOOONG! ♫”
He closed his eyes, his focus now only on putting as much emphasis on the words as he could. As he used to. As Gordon Martini Freeman of the “Black Velvet Rabbits” had been known for.
“♫ I haaaate to disappoint you! But I'm not the guy you need- You can leeeeave, ‘cause to meee- DISCO. DIED. IN. 1983!! ♪”
He spread his arms, his head slightly falling back and his hair following suit… and he could almost feel the comforting heat of spotlights on his skin once more-
“♪ It’s of great importance! This is what yOU. ALL. SHOULD. DOOOOO!- ♫”
He bent back forward, letting himself go off into a poorly executed guitar solo as he headbanged to the beat, his hair flying back and forth, side to side-
“♫ BANG YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF, JUST DO IT!! STOMP YOUR FEET AND CLAP YOUR HANDS-!! I AM A HEAVY METAL GROOVER! - BANG YOUR HEAD ‘CAUSE I HATE TO DANCE! BANG YOUR HEAD ‘CAUSE I HATE TO DANCE! - BANG THE HEAD THAT DOESN’T BANG!!~ ♪”
Gordon stood there for a moment, out of breath, hair wild and messy, chest heaving and eyes blown wide. He was only pulled back into reality from his post-rockout brain by Sunkist jumping up on him and licking his face-
“Hahaha!! Yeah, this was fun, wasn’t it, big girl?! Thanks for the encouragement, Sunkist. I mean it. I… really needed that.”
He hugged her close before gently letting her get back on all fours, smiling as she let out a soft bark and pressed herself against his side once more, her tail wagging happily-
“Well, I’ll be damned. Sounds like you don’t sound like ass anymore after all!”
Gordon spun around, instantly locking eyes with Bubby, who was leaning against the frame of the closet, arms crossed and a smug smile on his face.
“H-How much of that did you-”
“I heard enough to know that my eardrums can stand the sound of it.”, Bubby answered, “You don’t sound half bad. Obviously out of practice, but… not awful.”
Gordon scratched the back of his neck, trying to process the rare compliment coming from the older scientist.
“Uh… thanks? A-ANYWAY- how’s the pocket dimension going?”, he quickly added to move the topic elsewhere.
Bubby rolled his eyes at Gordon's obvious deflection.
“It could go way faster in my opinion! But the hallway and the basic rooms are stable now. I won’t invite you in without the others agreeing on it too, but… it’s nice. Having your own space to do with as you please, as barren as it might be at the moment-”
In the time Bubby had spoken, Gordon had walked over to him, now resting his hand on the smaller man’s shoulder.
“Hey, I might not have the biggest savings, but that won’t stop me from helping you guys find stuff for your space, okay? I know a few places we could visit sometime this week! But… first I do want to go shopping with you all to let you pick stuff for your wardrobes!”
Bubby stared up to him, a slightly startled look on his face.
“You’ll… let us… pick?”
Gordon smiled softly, hoping it looked reassuring.
“Of course! As long as you all don’t get me into the reds with your purchases, you are free to pick as many things as you want, now that you all have your own space. Honestly… go wild! Did- Do you think I’d limit you? Bubby, you guys are my friends! If anything, I wholeheartedly encourage you to get lost for hours in the nearby thrift stores and find your own style- HURGH!-
Gordon found himself pulled into a tight hug- which only lasted for two seconds.
As Bubby pulled back, he looked away, brows furrowed.
“Thanks. You- you don’t get how much this means to- ...thank you, Gordon.”
“You’re welcome. Uh… should I go get us some food for when you guys are done or-”
“GOD! YES! Fuck off before this moment gets even more awkward!”, Bubby exclaimed with frustration, a hint of a smile tugging on the edge of his mouth.
Gordon threw up his hand in mock defence, not even trying to hide his grin.
#hlvrai#hlvrai gordon#hlvrai bubby#hlvrai sunkist#metalhead gordon au#fanfic#fanfics#rocking out to metal is one of the healthiest coping mechanisms#also absolutely ALL COMFORT STIMMING
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Tagged by @aregentsblog, thank you ❤
Rules: tag 9 people you want to know better/catch-up with
Last song: Gym Class Heroes ft. Adam Levine - Stereo Hearts (it's a bop ok)
Last movie: idk maybe a "Finding Nemo" rewatch
Currently watching: the Four Hills Tournament? Does it count?
Currently reading: just finished "The Binding" by Bridget Collins
Currently craving: girl, if I knew ����♀️ I'm sure craving something
I tag: I'll try to step out of the pyramid scheme 😅 So I tag @ladypearl @eksperimentgaj @telemarcs @alex-14-01 and suddenly I can't count to 9
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NIGHTWISH | Unleash live video for 'Élan' + 'Decades: Live In Buenos Aires' out now
Enter the stage 'Decades: Live In Buenos Aires'! The divine new live release from Finland’s finest is out today! The show was captured by 19 different cameras on that extraordinary night in Argentina. NIGHTWISH opened the show with 'End Of All Hope' and took their bow to the unmatched epic 'Ghost Love Score'. The live event saw a set filled with pure trailblazing Finnish glory, incorporating classic tracks such as 'Wish I had an Angel', 'Sacrament of Wilderness', 'Elvenpath', 'Devil & the Deep Dark Ocean', 'Dead Boy’s Poem' and many more. After countless unforgettable, goosebump-inducing moments, the live spectacle of that night is now documented for eternity for fans to enjoy. Get your copy here: https://nblast.de/Nightwish-LiveInBA Or at the NIGHTWISH webshop: shop.nightwish.com To celebrate the release, today NIGHTWISH present the live video for 'Élan' which captures the breathtaking spirit of the night. Watch now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KOPvuKYIZA 'Decades - Live In Buenos Aires' is available in the following formats: - BluRay Digibook in Slipcase - 2CD Digipak - BluRay + 2CD Earbook - 3 LP black in sleeve + 8p booklet - 3 LP blue in sleeve + 8p booklet - 3 LP violet in sleeve + 8p booklet More on 'Decades - Live In Buenos Aires': 'Devil And The Deep Dark Ocean': https://youtu.be/t26r_vAYQ0Q 'Slaying The Dreamer': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA44tjaP5n0 NIGHTWISH are currently working on a new studio album, due in 2020. 'Decades: Live In Buenos Aires' tracklist: BluRay 01. Swanheart 02. End Of All Hope 03. Wish I Had An Angel 04. 10th Man Down 05. Come Cover Me 06. Gethsemane 07. Élan 08. Sacrament Of Wilderness 09. Deep Silent Complete 10. Dead Boy’s Poem 11. Elvenjig 12. Elvenpath 13. I Want My Tears Back 14. Amaranth 15. The Carpenter 16. The Kinslayer 17. Devil & The Deep Dark Ocean 18. Nemo 19. Slaying The Dreamer 20. The Greatest Show On Earth 21. Ghost Love Score CD1 01. Swanheart 02. End Of All Hope 03. Wish I Had An Angel 04. 10th Man Down 05. Come Cover Me 06. Gethsemane 07. Élan 08. Sacrament Of Wilderness 09. Deep Silent Complete 10. Dead Boy’s Poem 11. Elvenjig 12. Elvenpath 13. I Want My Tears Back CD2 01. Amaranth 02. The Carpenter 03. The Kinslayer 04. Devil & The Deep Dark Ocean 05. Nemo 06. Slaying The Dreamer 07. The Greatest Show On Earth 08. Ghost Love Score 3LP (33 RPM) Side A 01. Swanheart 02. End Of All Hope 03. Wish I Had An Angel 04. 10th Man Down 05. Come Cover Me Side B 01. Gethsemane 02. Élan 03. Sacrament Of Wilderness 04. Deep Silent Complete Side C 01. Dead Boy’s Poem 02. Elvenjig 03. Elvenpath 04. I Want My Tears Back Side D 01. Amaranth 02. The Carpenter 03. The Kinslayer 04. Devil & The Deep Dark Ocean Side E 01. Nemo 02. Slaying The Dreamer 03. Ghost Love Score Side F 01. The Greatest Show On Earth
NIGHTWISH live: w/ MARKO HIETALA 05.05. RCH Santiago - Teatro Caupolicán 07.05. RA Buenos Aires - Luna Park (w/ BOUDIKA) 09.05. BR São Paulo - Espaço das Américas 10.05. BR Rio de Janeiro - Vivo Rio w/ BEAST IN BLACK 26.05. RUS St. Petersburg - A2 Green Concert 27.05. RUS Moscow - Crocus City Hall 29.05. UA Kiev - Stereo Plaza 31.05. BY Minsk - Falcon Club 05. - 07.06. FIN Tampere - Rockfest 11.06. PL Kraków - Mystic Festival 12./13.06. CH Interlaken - Greenfield Festival 16. - 19.07. D Cuxhaven - Deichbrand Festival w/ TURMION KÄTILÖT 16.11. N Oslo - Spektrum 20.11. D Leipzig - Arena 21.11. D Dusseldorf - ISS Dome 23.11. NL Amsterdam - Ziggo Dome *EXTRA SHOW* 24.11. NL Amsterdam - Ziggo Dome *SOLD OUT* 25.11. F Paris - AccorHotels Arena 26.11. B Antwerp - Lotto Arena 28.11. D Stuttgart - Hanns-Martin-Schleyer-Halle 29.11. LUX Luxembourg - Rockhal 03.12. I Milan - Lorenzini District 04.12. D Munich - Olympiahalle 07.12. H Budapest - Aréna *NEW* 09.12. D Bamberg - brose Arena 10.12. D Frankfurt - Festhalle 12.12. A Vienna - Stadthalle 14.12. D Berlin - Max-Schmeling-Halle 16.12. UK Cardiff - Motorpoint Arena 18.12. UK London - The SSE Arena, Wembley www.nightwish.com www.facebook.com/nightwish www.nuclearblast.de/nightwish
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That is the thing, fiction can absolutely influence reality, sometimes unintentionally, and sometimes purposefully. It doesn’t always happen the same way for everything; 101 Dalmations didn’t make kids want to go and like, skin puppies or something horrible... but Finding Nemo/Dory caused a lot of people to get the kinds of fish from those movies (and this wasn’t so good either, the whole plot is about how people should leave these fish alone in their habitats, and then half the people getting these fish just put them in bowls and didn’t care for them properly). It doesn’t always happen the same way, and it doesn’t always influence everybody the same way either; plenty of people saw Jaws and didn’t start hating sharks or become afraid of swimming in the ocean, but obviously that doesn’t mean it never happened at all. “I enjoy such-and-such thing in fiction, it doesn’t mean I would enjoy it in real life” makes total sense, this is true for a lot of people about a lot of things... but it isn’t true for EVERYBODY. There are also indications of how MUCH somebody likes something in fiction; if a person likes the book Flowers in the Attic, that doesn’t mean anything, sure, why not. If a person favorite book list mostly features books with rape/incest/pedo relationships, that is probably a red flag. Fiction is fiction, but we are all real people. You aren’t an evil person for liking villains or being interested in content that features dark topics, but that might not apply to everybody. It is understandable to feel defensive regarding yourself, but don’t be afraid to occasionally question your thought process regarding certain things (this is how we learn and grow), and be careful that you don’t wind up accidentally protecting actual predators and creeps with blanket statements. every person and every situation is going to be different. Things like propaganda with negative stereo-types exist, people create all kinds of fictional content that reflects their real-world views and they intend to spread it to others. Sometimes it can be positive, a story that helps people deal with depression and brings everybody joy. Sometimes it can be negative, like transphobes who depict and entirely fictional world with characters who don’t really exist, but the transphobia is real, and it hurts real people. Sometimes a story will contain positive AND negative things, and it isn’t fair to ignore the people hurt by the negative just because others enjoy the rest of it. Sorry this became so long, the real point is; each person and each situation is different, what content we create and what content we consume can reflect our views, even if you might not consider yourself part of the problem be careful you don’t protect those that are, and some stuff just isn’t OK
"fiction doesn't affect reality!"
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My Teenage Bedroom or one I wish I had had! I moved around alot and have had 7 Different rooms,I had lavender walls when I was older along with Beaded curtains,When I was 14-15 I had an Attic Room and part of it was painted a Mint or Blue color.
So I just kinda put all My Rooms together along with stuff I wished I’d had. I had lots of Posters (Anime & Celebs mostly),I was very into Skulls/Skull print and I discovered Wicca when I turned 16,I couldn’t find anything resembling an alter for TS4 so I just put Candles and Skulls around lol.
That Table in Picture 1 I did not have, (though I did have a square Lavender one of My Grandma’s that My Mom and I Decoupaged with Celeb Pictures) but I did have two TV’s when I was older (only one with a built in VCR when I was a Teen) and an Xbox 360. I also was obsessed with Michael Jackson from a young age and had that History DVD/CD,but never saw Captain Nemo. I loved making Colleges so I had tons of Magazines! (mainly under my bed),I also had lots of Comics but TS4 doesn’t have those.
Picture Two-I never had a Vanity or that very 2000′s chair but I always wanted them!
Picture 3-I had a Similar Lamp and Definitely would have picked that Chair out at a Flea market! My Room was messy as a Kid,hence that small pile. I was always into Gothic things (though it amplified as a Teen) Hence the Portraits and Rugs.Belle has also always been My Favorite Princess.
Picture 4-I had a much bigger Computer desk when I was older but they didn’t have the one I had. I had a similer stereo at one point (as well as one of those Clear Purple Stereos) I did own one Luggage Briefcase,it was Pastel Blue and I found it at Job Corp. I pretty much had the same bookcases and lamp.
Picture 6- I always wanted a reading Nook or Day Bed but never had one,Nor did I ever have a walk in Closet. (unless you count the one’s with a door on it,that I just stored My Stuffed Animals in) I had Dressers and and one point a clothes rack. My Bedroom door for My attic room was white with a Stained glass window of a Unicorn on it,I broke it :/ I did have loads of CD’s as well as posters of My Favorite Anime Sailor Moon.
Picture 7-I didn’t have that exact Bed,nor was it two Twins but It had those colors and cute pillows,I had a Brass Bed frame though which I loved! No Ottoman either. Only thing that’s missing Are Fairy Statues and Blank VHS Tapes lol
CC Used-Skull Picture,Sailor Moon & Saturn Posters,MJ DVD’s,Twin Beds,Pillows,Curtains,Belle wall sticker,Magazine Stack.
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29.01.20 EUROPA Freaky Fiction - Dance Arena D_Maniac Dj Juggler n9ve
Próxima QUARTA 29 a Locobot Records junta-se á Visionaries PT para uma festa imperdível em mais uma Freaky Fiction @ Europa. Para esta ocasião vamos contar com um dos projectos tugas que mais tem dado cartas por todo o mundo - D_Maniac - o qual vem partilhar connosco todas as últimas releases da Locobot Records, prometendo-nos duas horas bem frenéticas e psicadélicas. Para continuar a noite vamos ter o regresso do n9ve, que nos vem trazer todas as novidades dentro do Psy Trance...para o Warm Up vamos ainda poder ouvir o residente Dj Juggler aka Juggling. A deco fica a cargo da Free World Productions. A festa decorre das 23H ás 04H e a entrada é GRATUITA até ás 00H.
29.01.20 MUSICBOX The Legendary Tigerman
"Inspirado no velho formato de one-man-band nascido nas margens do Delta do Mississipi”. É assim que começa o press release de The Legendary Tigerman. E assim tem sido nos últimos 20 anos. A primeira frase sempre foi o mote, a fundação de tudo, quase como um mantra que ecoaria em cada canção de Paulo Furtado. Mas o homem tigre vestiu muitas peles, galgou terreno nos 7 continentes, abraçou cada um de nós, fosse na sala mais pequena do Japão ou no maior festival da Europa. Tigerman fez-se de muitas formações, muitos formatos para entregar o rock n’ roll como só ele sabe... em doses desmedidas de turbulência e agitação, exactamente como tem de ser. 20 anos depois da estreia a solo, The Legendary Tigerman regressa ao palco novamente sozinho, acompanhado apenas da sua guitarra, um kit de bateria e um kazoo. Serão 11 cidades, 11 celebrações do mais puro rock n’ roll e blues. Únicas e irrepetíveis. Únicas e apetecíveis. “Queria começar um projeto que fosse lendário logo à partida, como uma provocação” dizia, altivo e sagaz, The Legendary Tigerman. Pois então que se celebrem as provocações no tempo do politicamente correcto. Celebre-se o amor às causas. Celebre-se o Rock n’ Roll lendário... em cada noite, em cada cidade, como se fosse a última vez.
30.01.20 EUROPA Amuse-Bouche at Europa by Aspen Pedro Duarte André Costa Fausto
30.01.20 MUSICBOX Simply Rockers: Nomadix / DJ Kullar IDG 2020 LX Launch Party
SIMPLY ROCKERS SOUND SYSTEM meets NOMADIX (UK) + DJ KULLAR (UK) IDG 2020 LISBON LAUNCH PARTY Simply Rockers começam 2020 com uma sessão de arromba que vai trazer dois convidados pesadíssimos vindos expressamente de Londres para fazer tremer as paredes do Musicbox Lisboa para o lançamento em Lisboa do International Dub Gathering 2020, será a primeira Heavyweight Dub Session do ano a não perder e um verdadeiro West London DubClub em Lisboa! Para começar anunciamos a estreia em Portugal de NOMADIX (UK) THE DUBFATHER BONGO ASHA, produtor e arranjador de Reggae / Dub que desde 1993 dá vida a dubplates no mesão de mistura do seu estúdio com um talento fora de série, característica pela qual lhe chamam o Maestro de West London. O outro convidado é o veterano DJ KULLAR (UK), produtor e mentor da editora britânica ROOTS YOUTHS RECORDS, dinamizador que desde há décadas do Reggae feito em Inglaterra, que regressa a Portugal onde já foi nosso convidado. KULLAR é ainda o responsável pelo programa semanal DUBLIFE na LIFE FM e dono de uma colecção de vinil e de dubplates de fazer inveja aos maiores diggers. Acreditem, a noite vai mesmo respeitar o lema "No fillers, Just Killers" e contará ainda com a selecção aprimorada dos SIMPLY ROCKERS de ERNESTO HONESTO com NATTY FRED e JOYDAN no microfone. O Festival IDG 2020 tem a 5ª edição entre 2 e 4 de Abril em Tarragona, Espanha, unindo centenas de artistas de todo o mundo que se dedicam à música Reggae/Dub e traz sound systems de toda a Europa para tocarem durante 3 longos dias. Em Lisboa vai ser uma sessão de 7 horas onde vamos fazer uma viagem do Reggae Roots ao Steppa com clássicos, raridades, dubplates e vários temas de produção própria. O nosso sistema artesanal está afinado e pronto para espalhar vibração sonora, podem contar com música para a cabeça viajar e para o corpo dançar. O poster maravilha desta sessão é da autoria do nosso mano Ivan Oliveira AKA Khemeteye.
30.01.20 LUX FRÁGIL VALSA DE VIANA Jeff Mills
Jeff Mills is considered the most brilliant DJ and producer of Techno Music in the World. He is the most recognized representative figure of Detroit Techno , where he began his career as a DJ on the WDRQ radio in 1984. He has created with “Mad Mike Banks” the collective “Underground Resistance”, which became a reference in the electro sphere. In 1992, Jeff Mills created his own label in Chicago :with “Axis”, he could keep his artistic independence and produce his own timeless electronic music compositions, inspired of science fiction. Jeff Mills’ artistic career goes much further than techno music.
For over a decade, he’s been transcending disciplines with a large number of collaborations in contemporary art. Interested in cinema and attracted by images, Jeff Mills started working, in 2000, on the fusion of image and sound. In 2000, he created and presented at the Centre Pompidou a new sound track for the film “Metropolis” by Fritz Lang. A year after, he created “Mono”, an installation inspired by the movie “2001, a Space Odyssey”, by Stanley Kubrick. In 2004, Jeff Mills produced the DVD “Exhibitionist” which presents DJ sets filmed from various angles (from front, top and side). At that same period, he acquired a new tool, the DVJ-X which allowed him to manipulate image and sound together paving the way into the Art World.
In 2005, Jeff Mills made, for MK2, a new sound track for the silent movie “Three Ages” by Buster Keaton, and created a serie of 6 video art works presented in Paris at the Galerie Georges-Philippe et Nathalie Vallois and at the « rendez-vous vidéo » of the Musée des Beaux-Arts in Rouen. Jeff Mills continued this work period with a production on Josephine Baker, presented during the FIAC 2005 in the Grand Palais.
On July 2nd 2005, Jeff Mills played together with the Philharmonic Orchestra of Montpellier, for the 20th anniversary of the Pont du Gard's inclusion in the world heritage list by UNESCO. Together with the orchestra, Jeff Mills performed his own compositions, orchestrated by Thomas Roussel for this occasion. In 2007, he was invited by the movie director Claire Denis to create the sound environment of the exhibition « Diaspora » at the musée du quai Branly in Paris.. That same year, Jeff Mills received the title of « Chevalier des Arts et des Lettres» from the French ministry of Culture. In 2008, Jeff Mills was commissioned to create a comtemporary installation for 100 Year Anniversary of the Futurist Manifesto at the Pompidou Center.
31.01.20 EUROPA Kaesar ✚ Johan - Europa's Core //
facebook.com/kaesarmusic soundcloud.com/kaesar facebook.com/JohanMuzic soundcloud.com/joao-pirata facebook.com/clubeuropa
31.01.20 MUSICBOX Noite Príncipe MXM Poco Maboku
Eu não devia te dizer mas essa lua mas esse conhaque botam a gente comovido como o diabo. MXM (Mixbwé x MaBoOkinho) - https://soundcloud.com/mxbwcn & https://soundcloud.com/djmabokinho DeejayPoco Ýouknow - https://soundcloud.com/deejaypocolouco Dj Maboku CDM - https://soundcloud.com/dj-maboku NOITE PRÍNCIPE c/ Mixbwé x MaBoOkinho, Dj Poco, Dj Maboku Local: Musicbox Data: 31 de Janeiro Horário: 01h00 Entrada: 10€ c/ direito a uma bebida
31.01.20 5A CLUB Fausto | 5A
31.01.20 LUX FRÁGIL Superb: CCL x Ciel x D. Tiffany x Castro & Nemo x João Tenreiro
A primeira #Superb de 2020 recebe a editora Planet Euphorique na Disco, representada por CCL, Ciel e D. Tiffany. No Bar a dupla Castro & Nemo e João Tenreiro. Com a Super Bock.
31.01.20 Inatel - All Nigh Set w/ Stereo Addiction
O Village Underground Lisboa lança uma noite em nome próprio, será bimestral e começa sexta-feira, 31 de Janeiro. Depois de já ter sido a casa dos principais promotores locais e palco de festas de alguns dos mais interessantes agitadores internacionais, chega a vez de Inatel, uma noite 100% de curadoria musical VU . Não é a primeira vez que o espaço promove uma noite em nome próprio, as festas Madame e o mítico aniversário do Village que acontece em Maio, são exemplo de festas em que a programação musical fica a cargo do espaço, mas Inatel marca o início de um novo ciclo, e traz à sala indoor do VU um conceito que tem sido esquecido e ultrapassado, pela necessidade de encher lineups. Por isso Inatel será sempre a noite em que brilha apenas 1 DJ (ou uma dupla), durante toda a noite, neste caso, 7 horas. São as All Night Sets do VU, a inaugurar com... Stereo Addiction. Village Underground Lisboa launches its own night promoting something that has been somehow lost in many clubs and nights: the all night sets. DJs playing the opening, the middle and the closing slots, giving them the opportunity to create something special with the audience, a story they want to tell. For the first night, Village Underground has chosen a long time well known techno duo from Lisbon, Stereo Addiction. The duo is Gustavo and John-E who have played together in London, Berlin, Serbia, Japan, Brasil and all the main festivals in Portugal. Gustavo is the producer of all events at Village and is behind the scenes of all the major techno festivals in Portugal including the dance temple at boom festival. As John-E continues to play for the most underground and great parties all over Lisbon. The duo is known for their close friendship and unique complicity, created throughout the more than 25 years playing together, raving dance floors and having fun.
Sexta-feira 31 Janeiro // 23h00-06h00 10€ consumiveis. Próximas: 27 Março, 29 Maio, 25 Setembro, 27 Novembro.
31.01.20 KREMLIN Dub Tiger, Truke & Groovefella
No último dia de Janeiro celebra-se o Dia Ao Contrário, ou seja, o dia em que o proibido é permitido! Podem dançar de trás para a frente ou fazer o comboio (se conseguirem) mas com Dub Tiger, TRUKE e Groovefella não vai dar para parar. 31 de Janeiro, no KREMLIN. January 31st is Backward Day celebration, the day where the forbidden becomes allowed! You can dance back to front or make a choreography (if you can) but with Dub Tiger, Truke and Groovefella you won’t be able to stop. January 31st at KREMLIN. #Underground #Techno #Kremlin #Lisboa #DubTiger #Truke #Groovefella
31.01.20 MINISTERIUM CLUB Aresta008 - Ferro (VBX) Ferro Thelmo GEAR
Há uma irreverência particular nos sets de Ferro. A influência da música clássica e ficção científica são peças centrais na ousadia rítmica que o DJ holandês leva para a pista de dança, flutuando entre a linha cinzenta que medeia o house music e techno minimal.
A actuar pela primeira vez em Lisboa, no Ministerium Club, Ferro vai mostrar-nos porque é que a sua música nos permite flutuar na pista de dança. Ao seu lado, vão estar Gear e Thelmo, dois dos DJ’s mais relevantes quando falamos de ritmo, qualidade e liberdade criativa.
01.02.20 EUROPA Voodoo (B'Day) ✚ Paulo Nupi - Saturday Night Life //
01.02.20 MUSICBOX CRACK ft. DJ Glue: From Montana to Crack Kids | 10º Aniversário
01.02.20 5A CLUB Collect Showcase | 5A
01.02.20 KREMLIN It's All About The Music - Lisboa Anna Tur Gonçalo Tiger Guidance
Sonhamos com um mundo em que a música seja a medida da felicidade. Um mundo onde impere o bom gosto e a elegância. Enquanto isso refugiamo-nos em festas como a que inaugura Fevereiro: It’s All About The Music com Anna Tur, a DJ que defende a bandeira da qualidade musical a partir de Ibiza e, nesta noite, dirige um alinhamento onde Gonçalo, Dub Tiger e Guidance vão mostrar o que de melhor há na sua selecção musical e que faz deles nomes incontornáveis na electrónica mundial. 1 de Fevereiro no KREMLIN. We dream of a world where music is the measure of happiness. A world where finesse and exquisite taste rule. Meanwhile, we seek asylum in parties like It’s All About The Music, opening February with Anna Tur, the DJ who stands for musical quality all the way from Ibiza, and that heads a line up where Gonçalo, Dub Tiger and Guidance will show only the best music from their selection and why they are artists not to be missed in the worldwide electronic scene. February 1st at KREMLIN. 🌐 Live streaming on @aboutmusic.com + Radio APP
01.02.20 MINNISTERIUM CLUB Vértice #ND - Temudo (all night set)
01.02.20 HARBOUR Harbour ▴ Helio Pandilla + Pedro Goya
Hellio Pandilla https://soundcloud.com/coozesone Pedro Goya https://soundcloud.com/pedro-goya
02.02.20 HARBOUR Harbour ▴ Glove + D9
Glove https://soundcloud.com/glovecloud
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HOJE /// TODAY /// 19h /// CONCERTS ⠀ ⠀ Angurosakuson Presents⠀ ⠀ NEIL CAMPBELL (UK)⠀ Legend of English noise and drone/improv hits our shores to give a generous exploration of the guitar and voice with electronic backing, with the help of local hands and throats. Neil has been active on the lunatic fringe of underground music since at least 1979. In that time he has performed and recorded widely as solo performer, ad hoc collaborator and core member of groups such as Vibracathedral Orchestra, A Band and Astral Social Club. His collaborations are myriad, including Richard Youngs, Campbell Kneale, High Wolf, Michael Flower, Guttersnipe, Grumbling Fur, John Clyde-Evans, Julian Bradley, Filthy Turd, Oren Ambarchi, Ashtray Navigations, Spider Stacy, David Larcher, Blood Stereo and John Olson. Writers have described him variously as "a one-man subculture", a "grandfather figure" with "hallucinogenically inclined pallette". Neil will be recruiting local help for this one-off gig spectacular and we are very, very excited!⠀ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8GTdnB11r4 ⠀ ⠀ VASCO ALVES⠀ Member of VA AA LR, Vasco spins cassette tape around a colossal and antiquated deck, the tape winding across the room to involve a spatial live recording of his improvisations, using such esteemed instruments as ping pong balls, cous cous and styrofoam. His playful investigations of unstable electronics and malfunctioning devices will have you singing all the hits.⠀ Update! Vasco will now play the following composition / junktronics piece with the bagpipes! It is called: "Gaita contra computador"⠀ and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opbtRANV2uk is him playing this in an ex-prison. It'll be an exploration between the acoustic sounds of the bagpipes against electronically generated ones. Oh yes!⠀ ⠀ WEEPING SONGS⠀ A multimedia patchwork of timeless tragedies spun by Violeta Lisboa, X and Tiago Henriques. Starring: Techno Widow, Lou Reed, The Crying Boy, Benjamin Clementine, Rex Nemo, Elton John, Space Shuttle Columbia, Nick Cave, Kali Devi & Monty Python. Arrive early for a healthy sob along.⠀ ⠀ Entrance is €3 (monthly membership, one-off fee... support yer artists!) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuwLqC2lgAm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=y78xwhzlxivp
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