#nejilee smut

[correctingstupidbitch]

Not your dumb ass trying to force Neji look bad by taking out manga pages away from canon settings and context.

“Sakura is a horrible person for making fun of Naruto for being an orphan”

Let's see what other characters did when they were the same age as Sakura

Naruto :

Disguised himself into Sasuke to kiss Sakura without her consent

Mocked Sasuke's dead clan

Ino :

Fat-shamed Choji even though he's made it clear multiple times he hates being called fat

Neji :

Humiliated Hinata, who already had low self esteem, in front of everyone

Attempted to kill her to punish her for something which wasn't her fault

Shikamaru :

Unapologetically misogynist and generalised all women

Sasuke :

Tried to kill his best friend in the name of power

Funny how all these characters were of Sakura's age did something as equally bad as her or worse yet only Sakura gets shit for it. Hypocrisy?

They were kids, who were naive and didn't have the maturity to act the wisest (in Sakura, Naruto, Ino and Shikamaru's case) or traumatised with no one to properly help them (in Sasuke's and Neji's case) and all of them eventually grew up and became better.

It's ridiculous to still hold Sakura for saying something insensitive in her childhood.

Bonus :

She immediately regrets after Sasuke calls her out but y'all probably don't remember it.

[alumort]

ao3

enjoyy

  It was unusual for Neji to be alone at home for a long time, always accompanied by Lee or their son. His husband wasn't supposed to arrive from his mission for a week or two, and Metal was sleeping at Houki's home, so the brunet found himself surprised by the loneliness that came hand by hand with midnight.

  His book wasn't entertaining enough, and he had been reading the same page over and over without actually picking up any single word written on the paper. Perhaps it was time to finally allow his body to rest– that was his original plan at least, until he heard the door of the house being opened and closed so silently that only one person in the family would have been capable of it.

  His partner was home, and Neji couldn't stop smiling– it had been months since they had last seen each other and, while phones now allowed them to actually see each other no matter how many kilometers set them apart, it was nicer to have him by his side.

  Lee was trying his best to be as sneaky as possible as to not wake up anyone, silently changing into comfier clothes before sleeping, until the brunet wrapped his arms around his waist and made him turn around out of surprise.

  "Ah– my dear rival, you are awake," the man commented in a whisper, receiving a soft kiss on the forehead in response. He hummed, forgetting what he was doing just to embrace his husband and kiss him more, always gentle and with no rush at all.

  "I missed you," Neji mumbled, letting out a soft smile as he talked. His gaze analyzed the other man, and a soft hum escaped from his lips before he continued talking. "Are you tired?"

  Lee denied with his head, although he soon felt how his partner gently caressed his back enough to send shivers through all of his spine– the brunet soon became kissing him again with palpable need, and he wanted to give in and continue everything, but there was something they had to remember before doing anything at all.

  "Neji– Metal will hear us," the taijutsu master muttered after a while, and only then did he stop kissing his husband more against his will than anything else. Neji leaned in closer to him and denied with his head before replying.

  "Metal is with Houki tonight, we don't have to worry about that. That's why I asked if you were tired."

  For a moment, Lee titled his head in confusion, until he realized what the brunet was actually asking him in a not-so-subtle way. He smirked, finally taking off his clothes in silence and seeing his partner do the same, just to comfortably rest his body against the mattress and wait for him to do the first move like usual.

  Before anything could happen, Lee put a condom on, so no mistakes could occur between the two. Neji didn't want to go through bottom surgery yet, after all, and it wasn't hard to protect both himself and his husband.

  Neji was content with whatever Lee wanted to do, allowing him to carefully move him around to find a better position for both of them– his dick was now resting on Neji's entrance, whose hands were tied together behind him thanks to Lee's strong hold.  Kisses and more kisses decorated his breastbone towards the crook of his neck, which the taijutsu master bit while being careful enough to not hurt his partner.

  A chuckle escaped from his lips, replaced by sighs as Lee trailed his body with his free hand, and his gaze fell on Neji as if he was an unknown piece of art.

  "Why are you taking so long?" the brunet whispered with an annoyed tone, with a frown on his face as he talked. "You always see me like this. Nothing is different."

  "I have not seen you in a while, and– I want to enjoy the beautiful view. We do not need to rush," Lee replied in a mumble, letting out a shy smile.

  He was sweaty, with his hair already sticking on his bare skin, and countless scars from the war and his surgeries to recover from his injuries(and one to remove his chest) decorating his entire being; Neji couldn't comprehend what kind of beauty existed on him for his husband to be entranced by his naked body as if they had never made love, but he felt too desperate to find out– a slight movement upwards was enough to feel the head of Lee's cock already entering through his vagina, and a soft gasp escaped from his lips.

  The other man squinted his eyes at that, until a mischievous shine appeared on his gaze, one that his husband knew well– immediately Lee separated himself from his husband to tease him, and Neji couldn't help but groan in annoyance.

  "We do not need to rush tonight," Lee reminded him in whispers, leaving careful bites on his partner's neck after speaking. He stopped only to talk again, fixing their gazes together. "However, if you need me to speed up, you could–"

  "Please, Lee. I've been waiting for you for months," Neji replied, not recognizing his own voice as he talked– as he pleaded, desperate for the contact, with a physical need that he had been hiding for a long time. His entire body felt like it was boiling, and he was probably all red by then.

  Lee seemed satisfied with his plea, and only then he pushed himself inside of Neji, careful enough to never hurt him no matter how much either of them needed to make love with the other– neither of them was too fond of pain, after all, so it wasn't worth it.

  What was worth it, however, was hearing the brunet's pleased sigh and seeing how tensions just left from his soul in that initial push; more sighs came as Lee went on, letting go of his hands just to hold Neji closer to his own body as his dick entered on him with ease– he was completely wet already, and it wasn't hard to continue yet Lee liked to take his time as to make sure he didn't harm the other man by accident, not pushing too deep into him.

  And maybe he liked hearing him beg for more… 

  "Should I go on?" Lee whispered with a playful smile on his face, already knowing the answer to that, simply wanting to tease his partner a little.

  “Lee, stop– stop doing that. Just go on, and– ah,” Neji argued, interrupting himself with a pleased sigh as his husband did a strong thrust towards him, almost touching his sweet spot in the meanwhile. “Fuck, Lee…”

  His voice became barely a whisper, drowned by moans and sighs as Lee thrusted again and again, fueled by his sounds and pleasure to go on. Neji held his partner close, wrapping him with his arms and legs as to make everything easier for the other man; he always managed to find that spot which made him moan and groan without control without any struggle, and the brunet felt like he would melt right there by how good his entire being felt.

  That sensation did nothing but increase, and Neji could feel his back arching from a moment to another, a particularly loud moan escaping from his lips before he came on the spot– but he didn’t want to stop there, even though Lee was already letting go of him.

  “You haven’t– Lee, don’t stop,” he muttered, feeling how his own heartbeats were deafening somehow, and his voice felt strange in his lips. “Go on.”

  “Are you sure? It is okay if I do not come. I do not want you exhausting yourself for me,” Lee replied in a whisper, staying still for a moment to wait for his partner’s answer before doing anything.

  No words were needed– Neji moved himself closer to Lee, ending up with his dick deep inside of him and a groan escaping from his mouth. Only then did he go on, pushing and pushing as he got closer to his climax, letting out pleased sighs every now and then– a last thrust, and Lee ended up coming too after some minutes.

  He let go of his husband, the tiredness of both the mission and making love combining and finally winning over his seemingly unlimited energy, and so the black haired man rested his body on the mattress with closed eyes, his breathing slowing down while he was still awake.

  His body was burning, but Neji didn’t mind, having waited for so long to cuddle with the taijutsu master once again– the brunet moved closer to Lee, who hugged him in silence while a goofy smile decorated his face. The brunet leaned in to kiss it away, receiving a couple of giggles in response.

  “I love you, Lee. I’m happy you could return so early on,” Neji whispered after letting go, placing his head on his husband’s chest, listening to his heartbeats without saying much.

  “Me too, my dear rival! I was already missing seeing you and our sweet son. We could do something together tomorrow!” Lee replied, not realizing how loud his voice actually was; he gave him a peck on the cheek as he saw him flinch. “We can talk more tomorrow. Good night, Neji.”

  “Good night, love.”

[whattheplotteamgai]

Tell us about the time you cheated on your significant other (Handcuffs, Mom’s Secret Ingredient, Laboratory)

Cheating’s not something I’m comfortable writing, but I found a way that works for me...

this one’s is kinda smutty sooooo be warned if you decide to read

“Hey, I just finished, I’m heading out, I’ll meet you there soon. What? What do you mean? Work late…again… It’s our Anniversary!”

Neji hangs up and pockets his phone before slouching on the lab counter. He drops his bag to the floor with a profound sigh.

“I couldn’t help but overhear some dumbass stood you up.”

Neji jumps back surprised to see someone else in the lab. He looks at who that is. Lee, T.A. reads the tag on his lab coat.

“My husband”, replies Neji adjusting his glasses in an unsubtle way to flash his ring.

“I still can’t believe someone as brilliant as you married dumb.”

“You…He-he’s not-”

“I’m so happy to see you, though”, interrupts Lee. “You were my favorite professor last semester.”

“Fan of nutriments’ organoleptic properties?” Neji asks nervous under Lee’s gaze.

“God no, you’re just so pretty to look at.”

Much against himself, Neji chuckles; guess it’s the nerves.

“So happy”, Lee echoes as he softly circles Neji’s cheek with the back of his fingers, “do you want me to keep you company tonight?”

Neji looks away from Lee’s gaze but can’t help to nod along to what the suggestion entails; he just hopes the throbbing of his heart isn’t selling out how exhilarated he feels. Lee leans in to kiss him but Neji faces away, his lips seamlessly find their way to his neck instead. Say what you will about power dynamic, but Neji enjoys the feeling of Lee’s strong hands knowingly roaming his trembling body. How in a short time, he learns which caress have him quivering. How Lee slowly drives him mad with shameless desire.

“Here? In the University’s laboratory?”, weakly objects Neji wondering why it’s such a turn on, “Anyone could walk in!”

“Professor Tenten asked me to close up the lab after class; we won’t be bothered.”

With that, they resume their exploration, their bodies eager to get acquainted. Lee feels so warm Neji can’t help but to question their need for clothes. He fidgets to unbutton his shirt when Lee swats his hands away.

“Let me. I’ve fantasized about this so many times.” Lee wastes no time covering the exposed skin in light hickeys, sliding to the ground as he shakily unbuttons the rest of the shirt off. “You’re boring lectures used to always derail my train of thoughts.”

“If you hadn’t already graduated, I’d think you were in it for a passing grade.”

Lee easily frees Neji from his jeans and rubs his face on the fabric of his boxers, exhaling hot breaths that have Neji twitching.

“You’ve fantasized about this too?”

He had. Numerous dreams with that exact scenario throughout last year. Although Lee wants to keep teasing his expecting partner, he can’t wait to satisfy his own hunger. All too fast, he has Neji’s throbbing dick in his mouth. He didn’t think he’d ever get this far, but here he is, excitedly enjoying him encouraged by a melody of pleased moans. Suddenly, Neji’s obnoxious ringtone goes off, throwing their ecstatic rhythm off. Begrudgingly, Lee stops to fish out the phone from the discarded pants on the ground.

“Don’t stop.”

“Who’s calling?” Lee asks Neji handing him his phone.

Neji looks at the caller ID incredulous, “it’s my husband.”

“Answer it.”

Neji gestures to them like it’s self-explanatory why he shouldn’t.

“I’ll stop, then, you choose”, Lee smiles as Neji bites his trembling lip and answers his phone.

“He-ey.”

“Great job maintaining a steady tone”, comments Lee.

“Where are you?” asks the voice on the other side of the phone.

“Careful not to tip him off to what we’re doing.”

“There’s a more important tip here for you to worry about”, Neji urges guiding Lee’s head back to business. “Uni, look I’m busy…grading papers.” He hangs up dryly and tosses the phone onto the counter. Lee chuckles as he slowly licks Neji from base to top.

“That wasn’t very nice.”

“I have other priorities at the moment.”

Not long after he cums into Lee’s mouth, Neji rests against the counter high on this feeling of fulfillment. Sure been a while since he’d experience this much excitement.

“I’ve masturbated thinking about you so many times, never thought I’d ever get the real deal”, admits Lee as he rises back up.

“There better be more, I am not cheating on my husband for just a blowjob.”

Both had held on to a false belief they’d be satisfied by then, wrong. It soon becomes clear it won’t stop there.

  “Turn around; I want savour your perfect ass until I’m hard enough to take care of you more deeply.”

“Sounds…yes.”

Neji does as asked, eager to continue. It’s a pleasure differently overwhelming that has him quivering under Lee’s whims this time. The tongue fucking makes his vision blurry, his body shivers uncontrollably from the swirls, and when Lee sucks on the sensitive skin, he wishes lab sex could be a regular thing.

“That good? I love your moans.”

“Fuck me; I’ll scream all you want.”

Neji’s smile is all the invitation Lee needs to start undoing his pants. As if on autopilot, Lee starts to undress, but Neji’s quick to make use of his free mouth and Lee’s lonely dick.

“You pretty little thing, you have no idea how much I want to take you right now”, Lee hisses as Neji takes immense joy in his way to distract Lee.

Because of that enticing mouth, Lee barely notices Neji has wrapped his dick and coated it in lube; he sure is impatient. Thick and penetrating, those aren’t words Neji would’ve ever used to describe a student. Now, in this case, he’s not sure they could come separately anymore.

“Ten years!” Neji yells out.

“What?”

“Married ten years. Tell me why it took so long before getting fucked standing up.”

“I love it when you’re all riled up.”

“Just fuck me”, he demands.

Lee happily continues as commanded. It doesn't take long before Neji’s soft whines become loud moans in between lewd demands and rhythmic thrusts.

“Faster.”

“You just asked to go slower.”

“But here's very good.”

“If I go slowly you'll enjoy it longer.”

“I think it'll feel better.”

“I can alternate speeds, you know.”

“Smart and good looking, what more could I want.”

“I'm sure you'll think of something.”

Neji softly pushes Lee away who freezes waiting for directions. Neji takes his hand and pulls him to the floor. Lee’s quick to take a seat against the counter while Neji takes place on his lap.

“Sit back and admire the show.”

Lee can't believe his luck; to hold on to the object of his affection wildly enjoying sex. Consumed by lust, rapidly losing his composure, sloppily riding his equally tired partner, Lee finds him to be such a beautiful sight he can’t help but to prolong their ecstasy. Neji’s elated moans as he fucks himself at just the right angle quickly turn into screams mixed with Lee's as he enthusiastically joins in, their movements rapidly synchronizing.

“You're so pretty, Neji”, murmurs Lee as they reach their orgasm together. This doesn't stop Neji at first, but as fatigue overtakes him, he slows until he's left a panting mess on top of Lee.

“Enjoying your little adventure for as long as you can?”, teases Lee before leaning forward to kiss him, but even as worn out as he is, Neji’s quick to press his hand to Lee’s lips effectively keeping him away.

“Lee, it’s true you’ve had me in ways my husband never dared to, but even then, some things aren’t meant for you.”

“You dumbass, I am your husband”, counters Lee kissing his neck until his giddy husband surrenders and kisses him back.

“And you wanted to simply get some handcuffs.”

“I mean still can for some other time.”

“True. Want some Chinese?”, asks Lee getting up.

“Yeah, I’m starving.”

“Got us some chow mein.” Lee pulls out the containers from the lab’s fridge and puts one in the microwave.

“From Mom’s Secret Ingredient?”

“Of course, it’s our Anniversary after all.”

While waiting for the food to heat up, Lee picks up their discarded clothes around the room, “Why’d you throw my coat in the sink?”

“Me? You threw it!”

“Did not!”

Lee takes it out of there and straightens it before fishing out his ring and puts it back on.

“I also got us wontons.”

“I’ve never loved you as much as I do now. Aim for my mouth!”

Lee throws a wonton but it hits Neji’s face.

“I want a divorce.”

Lee throws another one.

[kalira]

For the FTH auction, a friend of mine will be bidding donating on my behalf as gift while I will be handling the actual fic ideas/getting the fic, is that alright? Also, are you alright with stuff like sex pollen or ghost sex? Though I guess since this is for NejiLee, that last one might not be an option since it's underage. Are you open to smut for that pairing if they are aged up or no?

Hey, thanks for considering me! As long as the person placing the bid/making the donation has everything squared with FTH mods properly/follows FTH policy (and the mods put me in contact with the right person, or the bidder who either tells me details or sends me to you for that themselves) I am absolutely fine with that, I think it’s neat. ^.^

I have actually written both sex pollen and ghost sex before, and I am game to do either again (though personally I prefer to take sex pollen in less non/dub-con directions; i.e. people retain some faculty of senses and to some degree make the choice to continue, even if they’re being heavily affected by the pollen).

I am also completely comfortable being asked to write smut with NejiLee, either aged up or in their mid/later teens.

Thank you for asking! Please let me know if I did not answer something/clearly enough.~Kalira

[correctingstupidbitch]

imagine a Sasuke fans who denies Danzo & Hiruzen & Konoha Elders being guilty in committing genocide of Uchiha clan—this is what this cunt is,but for Neji.

Anyway,the doodles are garbage.

hinata,hanabi,hiashi are all slave owners and are all equally guilty. hinata exploited and used Neji as her slave all his life.

[konohasforce-blog]

Rules

This is a multi muse blog

My style:

I’m a paragraph RPer by nature, but oneliners are fine by me

I DON’T FORMAT REPLIES

I will always cut posts, even if my partner doesn’t

My tags are always OOC

“This is talking”

This is thoughts

‘This is remembering a quote’

This (bolding) I never use

RPing Romance:

I’m multiship all three muses so I’m open to most ships including cross overs and OCs

My OTPs for them are: ShinoKiba and KibaHina for Kiba, SNS and SasuKarin for Sasuke, and LeeGaa and LeeSaku for Lee

I do NOT ship SasuSaku or LeeTen or NejiLee

I do not ship with ANY sensei for any muse

Not every thread has to be romantic

Will’s and Will Not’s:

I have no problem RPing with personals as well as through IMs

I’m open to smut, so long as it’s kept under readmores, and tagged correctly

Mun is 20+ and won’t smut with those underage

Mission, Crack, asks, M!As and otherwise are great

Violence, fights, and gore is a-okay

I expect requests for plots involving anything that can be seen as hardcore

NON-CON AND DUB-CON ARE A NO NO

I will drop a thread if:

You godmod

You attack me ooc

You try to force a ship or idea upon me

You’re making me uncomfortable

Extras:

I’m NOT mutuals only, even if I don’t follow you back, I’m still down to RP, and chances are I will follow you once we start a thread (unless you’re a personal in which case I won’t)

I will always turn asks into new threads and ask that you do the same (RBing the asks themselves looks ugly af and I hate it)

Understand that each mun portrays their muse differently, so how my muses behave may be different from another

I tend to favor certain threads, but I won’t drop them without notice

I can take anywhere between an hour to a week to reply, but PLEASE wait at least a week to remind me, I have anxiety so that bit makes me overwhelmed

English is not my first language; though I have been speaking it all my life, I have had it pointed out to me that the way I form setences at times are like that of in my native tongue, please excuse this and be patient with me

I ask that you PLEASE specify what muse you want to interact with, otherwise I will default to Kiba cause he’s my fav

If you read these, please shoot me an IM of Kiba, Rock Lee, or Sasuke and I’ll make you a personalized starter from that muse

Okay, that’s all for now, thanks!

[artlessictoan]

ICTOAN’s Big ol’ Planned Fic Masterlist:

I’ve been meaning to do this for a while, but now’s as good a time as any, so; here’s a list of all the fics I’m currently working on and plan to write in the future! (I’ll keep this list updated any time I finish/start/think up something new and there’ll be a link to this page in my blog header)

I’m hoping that getting myself and other people excited for my planned fics will encourage me to crack on and finish my WIPs

Current WIPs:

Here are all the fics I am currently working on, I’m still trying to find a balance where I can update more regularly without sacrificing quality, I don’t know if I’d be able to work on more than 3-4 fics at a time, but I will probably be experimenting with having five or six on the go at some point – I do tend to get easily distracted and having more fics I can bounce between might actually be easier for me

Like Smoke into the Sand – 50% complete

Breaking the Cycle – N/A (no set plot or plan)

Nice to Meet You – N/A (oneshot collection)

The Fearful Unknown – 25% complete

Heliotropism – 20% complete (very rough guess)

False Starts – On hold until I figure out my.. Feelings on this one

(note that these are rough estimates and I have been known to extend a fic’s planned length by a couple of chapters before, so take these percentages with a grain of salt)

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Planned Multi-Chap Fics:

My ideas for future fics (in order of when I will most likely start them), they’re mostly still in early stages of development and everything here can and probably will change by the time they actually come out

Next in the Gem AU –

·        Sequel(s) to ATFC

·        Pairings: NaruGaa, NaruHina, HinaGaa, NaruHinaGaa, SakuTema, SakuTemaTen, KakaIru, KankuKiba, InoShikaCho

·        Follows directly off of ATFC, the second act of the overarching LTL plot, will be similar to ATFC but more action and plot oriented

·        There will also be a third fic to follow, along with a few spin-off oneshots/collections

False Starts – 

·        Kase-san fic

·        Pairings: KaseYama, Aroace!Mikawa, maybe others

·        AU setting, the girls never met at school and thus led very different lives, Kase went on to become a star sprinter, but, with her entire life revolving around athletics, as she grows older and her star fades, she finds herself lacking motivation and teetering on the edge of depression, meanwhile Yamada has done exactly what was always expected of her, going to a local college, taking a course she liked but didn’t love and eventually becoming a teacher, never realising the option to follow her passion was even available

·        Story follows Kase as she’s forced into a long-term ‘vacation’ back to her hometown to rehabilitate and rediscover her drive, while there she meets Yamada and they strike up a friendship and eventual romance, helping each other find out what kind of life they really want to live and realising that it’s not too late to try

·         Mid-to-long fic, mostly fluffy, slice-of-life romance, but with exploration of things like depression and mid-life crises, the girls will be about 32-34 in this, possibly a little older

Liquor Bottles and Ukuleles –

·        Pairings: ChoGaa, ShikaTema, SakuKarui, InoTen, ex-LeeGaa, ex-ChoKarui, Aro!Kank

·        Long-ish fic, college AU, Chouji is a happy but lonely student, who has accepted that he’ll never meet ‘The One’, until his best friends shove a cute redhead in his direction, mostly a fluffy romance fic, though there will be some drama

·        Blind!Gaara

·        Lots of close friendships (InoShikaCho, ChoKarui, ChoOmoi, ChoKaruOmoi, InoTema, Sand Sibs)

College AU –

·        Pairings: NaruGaa, HinaMatsu, possible others

·        Short fic, each chap split into two sections, one following Naru/Gaa and one following Hina/Matsu, though they will sometimes intersect, both pairs will be getting equal billing, mostly a sweet and fluffy fic, it might (Might) have some smut (mIGHT)

Ghost Hunter AU –

·        Another series, made up of short stories following a particular character/pairing

·        Pairings: NaruGaa, SakuIno, KakaGai, TemaTen, HinaOmoiCho, ShikaShino, KankFuu, possible others

·        Each fic will be standalone, but will reference other fics in the series (first in series will likely be NaruGaa, then SakuIno), Team 7 are a gang of ghost hunters who travel the country dealing with paranormal activities, meeting all sorts of new people and strange situations along the way

YodoChou Fic –

·        Pairings: YodoChou, probable others

·        Canon-verse, next gen, I’m thinking this fic will be much more similar to the Naruto manga than my other fics with an action adventure story that has ninjas doing ninja stuff, though that doesn’t mean I’m not going to just ignore Everything that happens in Boruto, it’ll be more like the first few arcs of Naruto where the conflicts/stakes are relatively small scale and it’s more about the characters than any big world-shaking events

NaruGaa Gym AU –

·        Pairings: NaruGaa, SakuTema, probable others

·        Short fic, modern AU, Gaara is the sickly noodle boy who is roped into going to the gym with his big sis, where he meets the chipper, chubby gym-bunny Naruto, who peptalks him onto a treadmill and then laughs for ten hours when he Immediately trips over literally nothing and sprains his ankle (and then buys him a coffee to apologise), meanwhile Temari has managed to get into a weightlifting competition with buff lesbian Sakura and it all gets a bit out of hand

InoHina Modern AU – 

·        Pairings: InoHina, NaruHina (kinda), probable others

·        Based on this post

Post-college AU, Ino owns and runs a small boutique, when one day a shy, modest-looking woman comes in and starts browsing the more ‘scanty’ range, quickly picking up on her uncertainty and discomfort as she brings a miniskirt and low-cut tank top to the counter, Ino decides to help her get the guy she’s been mooning over for years (Naruto) by giving her a makeover that works with Hinata’s style, before realizing that she’s totally fallen for her somewhere along the way and now has no idea what to do about it

SakuKarui Modern AU – 

·        Continuation of this drabble

·        Pairings: SakuKarui, HinaTema, KankuShino, SaiFuu, Aro!Gaa, InoCho, NejiLee, OmoiNaru, possible others

Short fic, post-college, Karui is a struggling artist trying to make a living as a recent grad, Sakura is her loving, but delinquent, girlfriend, a med-school dropout, who somehow always manages to get into fights, both dealing with quarter life crises and trying to build a life together

Mythology AU – 

·        Pairings: TemaRui, SakuInoHina, Aro!Ten, KarinFuu, KurotsuFuu, KureKonan, Aro!Yugito, ShizuRin, KaruraKushiMei, ChiyoNade, possible others

·        Continuation of this drabble

Not entirely sure what I want to do for this, but I just really like the idea of exploring the ��all the nart girls as goddesses of war’ idea somehow, will probably be a short drabble collection, each chap focusing on different characters/relationships, I’d like to keep this to only the girls (though some will be nb in this)

Hospital AU – 

·        Pairings: SakuTema, InoKarin, ChoGaa, KankuKiba, NaruHinaLee, Aro!Shika, ex-TemaTen, ex-NaruSaku

·        Continuation of this drabble

Short fic, real-world setting, most of the gang works at a hospital, centres on surgeon!Sakura and administrative manager!Temari’s mutual unrequited love, and the scheming of their friends who’re trying to get them both to realise how head-over-heels the other is for them, a fluffy comedy with some Sad

Sci-fi AU – 

·        Pairings: HinaMatsu, ShikaNaru, InoChoTema, LeeGaa, NejiTen, KibaRui, ShinoOmoi, KakaGai, AsuKure, Aro!Saku, Aro!Sasu

·        Continuation of this drabble

·        Long-ish fic, (light) sci-fi setting, a team of scientists from all fields is on a (likely one-way) expedition, hoping to push the boundaries of human knowledge and discover more about the galaxy and potential life outside the solar system (without disrupting it if at all possible, I’m really keen to try and keep any colonial themes out of this) sending any knowledge back to Earth to help humanity improve itself, while trapped on a ship with little to no hope of ever returning, the crew build new lives and relationships slowly develop, will probably be a slice-of-life fic with the space stuff just as a background

Will definitely have alien life, but I’m not sure if I want sentient aliens who’re as developed/more developed than humanity, I’d like to keep this to the more “realistic” end of the genre and the focus to be mainly on the crew and their friendships, but thoughts would be welcome!

Olympic Lesbian Shenanigans – ***

·         Pairings: uh, idk actually…… Every Girl x Every Other Girl?

·         Loosely based on Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

·         Short-mid length fic, modern au/period setting, a pair of girls (leaning towards Ino and Karin but could go any way at this point) end up on a multi-week cruise ship with the Konoha Ladies Olympic Team (which will somehow include any non-Konoha girls too)……. things get very Gay

·         Possibly smutty?

·         …Probably smutty

·         Purely me-pandering ngl

·         Oh god what am I doing

Spy AU –

·        Pairings: NaruGaa, InoTema, ShikaCho, HinaTen, NejiLee, possible others

·        Long fic, plot-focused action thriller, will likely end up exploring dark themes, but also I might change my mind and go for a more fun 70s spy-thriller type vibe (I’m thinking about making Gaa a trans woman in this one but I’m still kinda unsure? Feedback would be welcome)

Sand Sib Fic –

·        Possible implied NaruGaa and ShikaTema, but the focus will be on the sibs

·        Will probably be similar in style to BTC, following the sand sibs and their relationship as it changes over the years (not sure if I’ll go right from the beginning, or just from the chunin exam arc up to the end of the war arc), going into much more detail about their development since Kishi dgaf about them, especially Gaara’s struggle to change himself after the exams, how and why he got Suna to accept him, Kank and Tem and their very complex relationship with Gaara (and each other) and Gaara’s long recovery from.. y’know. death. I’ll probably diverge from canon in some places (like the Rasa/Gaa reunion during the war)

Samurai AU –

·        Pairings: NaruGaa, SakuHina, TemaTen, KibaIno, ChoKarui, possible others

·        Similar to SITS but more plot-focused, long fic, historical drama, set in Sengoku era Japan (or more likely a version of the Naruto world based heavily on it), no fantasy elements, might get dark in places, the story will mostly be focusing on Naruto, so it might be split into a series or have short spinoff fics focusing on other characters

Jinchuriki Fic –

·        No pairings planned thus far

·        Canon-divergent, after the chunin exams, instead of deciding to become Kazekage, Gaara instead wants to be for the other jinchuriki what Naruto was to him, follows the time-skip with Gaara traveling the continent and inadvertently starting a nomadic jinchuriki tribe, will probably be slice-of-life, though I might also just run with the idea and rewrite the whole Naruto plot based on this (and other) changes, for example:

·        Temari takes the position of Kazekage and her and Kankuro are taking steps to change their village for the better (they’re in regular contact with Gaara and constantly send letters to his new friends reminding them to make sure he eats)

·        Hinata and Neji are both much more active in their goal to destroy their clan’s caste system

·        Sasuke returns to Konoha earlier and him and the other rookies do their own investigating into their village’s long history of reprehensible actions

·        Cut the entire war arc. All of it.

·        Make the conflict less about big grand battles against ultimate evil mcbadguys and more about actually revolutionising the ninja world at its very core

Model AU –

·        Possible pairings: NaruGaa, probable others, it’s all very uncertain

·        ……. Look idk the idea just won’t leave me alone ok?

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Planned Oneshots:

(Same deal as my planned multi-chaps!)

Narugaa, based on this post, Naruto trips over at a train station one day and ends up cackling uncontrollably on the floor, even as a cute redhead helps him up, the next day a friend shows him a craigslist ad from someone who helped up a laughing man at the train station and was too shy to ask his name at the time but was hoping that he was alright

Narugaa, based on this post, Naruto lives in the same apartment building as The Most Beautiful Man In The World, unfortunately they only ever cross paths when Naruto happens to have horribly embarrassed himself in some way, meanwhile The Most Beautiful Man In The World has been quietly trying to find excuses to see his cute blond neighbor, who must be really confident to not care about that giant salsa stain down the front of his shirt and wow he wished he could be so free and self-assured

Temari-centric oneshot about her strict training and life growing up

InoShikaChoTema, ot4 fluff oneshot

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If there’re any fics I’ve spoken about here that you’d really love to see, then do let me know! I can push the stories with more interest to the top of my agenda, keep in mind though, that I won’t be starting anything new until I’ve at least finished ATFC (possibly SITS too) and that my more ambitious fics will require a lot of pre-production before I’m willing to start them – I spent a good six months doing research for SITS – so fics like the spy au and the samurai au will need a lot more time to get started than, say, a college au

As always, I’m open to requests and if anyone has thoughts on anything I’ve already got planned that they’d like to share, then I’m open to chatting! Almost all of these fics (apart from everything in the LTL series) are still very early in development, so things can change a little, or a lot! I reserve the right to reject ideas that I don’t feel comfortable writing/don’t fit my vision, of course, but I’m pretty opened minded about this stuff, so don’t be afraid to gimme a shout

[correctingstupidbitch]

Being a hinata fan and Neji fan is like being Danzo and Hiruzen and Konoha Elders while also being Sasuke,Itachi and generally Uchiha fan—impossible.

You are not a Neji fan,you are a dumb bitch who uses Neji to fetishize gay men in your drawings.

hinata is a slave owner who abused and exploited Neji all his life,treating him like nothing more,but her slave.

hinata fans trying to picture hinata as a victim in order to white wash her from being a canon slave owner is hilarious and never works because in manga hinata was never abused,had a perfect comfortable and luxurious life with hiashi always covering her ass.

Hinata doodle

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Ao3

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we finally got to the smut part✌️ enjoy and as always, id love to read ur thoughts :]

  No matter how many things happened in the kingdom, the prince still decided to train Lee, even if snow fell around their bodies as they trained together or fought against invisible enemies just to get better at fighting side by side. He had already turned eighteen and the prince was still determined to help.

  Somehow, Neji had been motivated by his friend's determination to develop newer skills of his own. Going as far as asking experienced knights for advice, who gladly helped both men without minding.

  But now, they were alone, standing meters apart and with wooden swords on their hands, observing each other to see where to hit first– the brunet allowed his companion to strike him without fear of being punished, and he even seemed to enjoy their casual sparrings not even minding the injuries that tended to appear on his skin.

  Lee had never beat him though, and hopefully, that would happen soon. Perhaps that same day… and if not, he would do a hundred laps around the entire kingdom to gain more strength!

  Using his wooden sword, he had managed to leave Neji unarmed, his fake weapon falling too far away for him to be able to grab it once again– the brunet squinted his eyes, attempting to make Lee fall to the ground by kicking his leg. Had it happened a couple of years in the past, that would have been enough, but now that he was able to defend himself he managed to grab his friend and stop him before he could do anything at all, even if it meant letting go of his handmade weapon. He had to grab him by his waist, no matter how warm his cheeks became– Neji still struggled a bit, but ended up focusing his lavender gaze on the cook, who almost tripped as his friend moved around.

 Their lips almost touched by how close they had accidentally gotten to the other, and Lee could feel Neji’s breath on him, his own agitated heart making him freeze right where he was without him being able to do anything at all. God, the other man just observed him, not even trying to free himself from his hands, not even caring that he had technically lost the spar after many months of training with the cook.

  Instead of trying to let go, the prince did something that Lee couldn’t have even predicted in a million years. He chuckled, tilting his head back for a second, before getting closer and closer to his friend and minimizing the distance between their faces– between their lips – in a soft kiss that slowly turned more and more desperate. Lee was too shocked to do anything, almost letting go of the brunet due to the surprise– only to catch him again before his back touched the ground. 

  That ended with Neji giggling once again, and their spar was considered over even if no words were exchanged then. The black haired man didn't even know what to say or do after the sudden contact, apart from being in complete silence as his mind raced with a million meaningless thoughts occurring at the same time– his companion rested his head on his shoulder, while a soft sigh escaped from his mouth.

  "You finally managed to beat me. I felt like you deserved a reward," Neji admitted, accommodating wild strands of hair behind his ears. Hearing no response, he continued talking, this time closing his hands into a fist and slightly moving them down at the same time. "... I've noticed how you look at me, sometimes. I thought – was that alright, Lee? I should've asked. I'm sorry."

  "I… I do not mind, Neji! I just was not expecting a kiss and– it was fine, I guess," the black haired man admitted, carefully caressing Neji's cheek as he talked. "I do not know what to say about that. I think I liked it."

  The prince brightened up, and Lee couldn't help it but smile at him in a comfortable silence that didn't last long.

  “Meet me in my room tonight, by midnight. There's something we need to discuss,” Neji exclaimed while trying to hide his excitement, looking at the sides as he talked. He had a habit of doing that, too used to being spied on by now, so his voice soon turned into a whisper. "If someone finds you, tell them I called for you. And… we might need some oil."

  There was no time to ask more questions, as the king himself appeared through the hidden door towards the castle, possibly looking for his son. Hizashi waved at the cook before leading Neji inside, to do royal tasks or something like that– he was supposed to learn about how to govern, and that might be what was going to happen. 

  Neji smiled at his friend before disappearing behind the stone door, calmly walking away.

~

  A small candle was his only guide through a labyrinth of countless hallways during that dark Winter night, forgotten by the moon and the stars themselves.

  Tenten was curious as to why he was so energetic that late in the night, with a small bottle hidden in his clothes– Lee had just smiled and left without saying much, making her promise to stay quiet about his small disappearance. His sister had squinted but agreed, too tired to even think about what the other cook might even do.

  Now, he only needed to be sneaky enough to not be detected by the guards, who didn't even squint at seeing his shadow moving with a light on his hands. They weren't very keen on protecting people without royal blood, so most didn't even care until Lee started to approach where the king and his heirs rested– there was more security there, and now he just needed to wait for the right moment, with the gentle flame of his candle extinguished thanks to the wind and…

  Bingo. Whatever that meant, it felt correct in that situation, when he managed to get close enough to Neji’s room to not be found by absolutely nobody.

  Lee only managed to knock twice, as it didn’t take long for Neji to open the door and invite his friend to enter his room. He looked to the sides before closing the door, as if he expected someone else to appear or was just being wary of the world. He couldn't help it but grin at seeing that they were definitely alone, and his hand slowly approached Lee's, too shy to even touch his fingers so softly that he barely felt it.

  "What did you want to talk about, Neji?" he whispered to the prince, tilting his head to the side. "And why did you need oil?"

  It was then that the cook saw a faint blush decorating his friend’s cheeks, as he simply made some motions for him to follow. Neji sat down on his bed – with dark purple sheets and so huge, Lee had never imagined a bed could be so wide! He was too used to sharing a mattress with Tenten that having something so big just for himself felt… strange.

  “Come here, Lee. Let’s do something fun.”

  That rang a bell in Lee’s mind, but it didn’t make sense. They were men– what could be fun to do on top of a bed together? The entire situation was odd, and it had been ever since they had sparred together earlier in the day.

  He only obeyed without making too many questions, leaving the small bottle of oil on the nightstand near the bed as to not drop it by accident– and before he even managed to get comfortable on top of the blankets, Lee was met by a pair of lips placing themselves on top of his own, but this time he didn't want to let go no matter how surprised he felt.

  A stolen kiss soon became two, three and countless more, as Neji slipped his hands under his companion's shirt, his lavender eyes focused on Lee's black ones to see if something changed in his expression. And seeing no doubt, the brunet went on, enjoying the slow rhythm they were taking and just caressing the cook's back muscles without doing much else.

  Lee froze up, feeling shivers all across his spine. What was he supposed to do? He didn't even know if continuing the kiss would be alright, more so in the prince's own room, for heaven's sake– what would the king do to them if someone found them making out, right on top of Neji's bed? God, they would be executed at any moment now.

  But being like that, with the prince touching and kissing him – and silently encouraging him to do the same – felt so good, as if that was what they were meant to do, with who his subconscious really wanted to be with and for some reason it wasn't a woman. As if a puzzle of sorts had finally started to make sense after years of exploring countless possibilities with other people, different attempts at connecting the dots that now seemed just right as Lee began kissing the other man back, carefully biting on his lower lip and enjoying how he smiled in the middle of that.

  Oh, he didn't even realize how much he had been looking forward to those kisses for a long time. Hell, Neji himself had seemed to realize before Lee himself did, attentive to what happened in the world as he always was.

  “You have gotten so strong, Lee,” the brunet whispered in his ear once they separated from the other in search of air, a smirk visible on his face. “I was thinking we could… test your strength and energy. But only if you want to, of course.”

  Placing a hand on his chest, Lee replied, still a bit unsure of his own words.

  “I will do anything you want, Neji,” he mumbled, looking at the prince for a second before continuing. “You are my Lord, after all, and I will obey you.”

  That… seemed to be the wrong thing to say, as the brunet let out an annoyed sigh, almost as if he was frustrated by something.

  “No, Lee. Forget about all the Lord thing– and choose. Do you want to do this with me? To, uh… make love together?” Neji exclaimed, his face shifting into a deep red hue as he talked. “I’m not your Lord tonight. I’m your friend– and if you want to, I’ll be your lover. I’ll understand if you don’t want to do anything with me, and I won’t insist ever again if that’s the case. Speak with your heart, and not with your mind.”

  He didn’t even know what the prince was talking about, and it must have been obvious in his face because Neji started to grow anxious, trying to find the correct words to use without saying anything at all.

  "Teach me what that is. I might enjoy it!" Lee exclaimed with excitement in his eyes, knowing well that his friend was looking forward to whatever it was that he wanted to do. It must be good, right?

  It took Neji a couple of minutes to answer, although it was more like a question than anything else.

  “Did Gai not teach you what sex is?” the brunet asked genuinely, his voice revealing surprise rather than anything else. Lee scratched the back of his head in silence. “... You were too young when he died, right?”

  “Yes, I was nine, but– it does not matter. I will help you!”

  Neji bit his lower lip, as if he now was unsure about everything. He made some distance between Lee and himself, thinking without saying anything at all– was he annoyed? Uncertainty wasn’t something common in him.

  “I don’t feel too comfortable making love if you don’t even know what it is,” Neji admitted, finally looking at his friend in the eyes. “It’s… fun, I heard. People make babies that way– but we can’t really have babies. And, uh… if you feel uncomfortable at any moment, we’ll stop. Does that sound alright?”

  The black haired man nodded with his head, not really knowing what to do from there but not really willing to bombard his friend with stupid questions– he couldn’t help it but notice that the prince soon began taking off his shirt and pants after that, and Lee felt his cheeks warming up at seeing Neji’s bare chest.

  “Why are you taking off your clothes, Neji?” Lee muttered, tilting his head to the side as he talked. Neji got as red as a tomato with the question, his voice barely audible in his response.

  “It feels better this way, I think. Or that’s what the books said…”

  Satisfied with that answer, the cook began imitating his companion, ignoring the feeling of embarrassment that was growing on his chest– he had never been naked in front of anyone else, with his hard penis so close to somebody… his heart was beating so quickly that he felt like it would explode, his body being so warm that it could melt all the snow outside of the castle all at once.

  “Oh– you are big,” Neji noted, his gaze observing Lee without shying away, who just let out a nervous chuckle. “We can use the oil now– you have to, uh, use it on yourself. Just imitate me, okay?”

  Lee nodded silently, simply observing how his companion covered his own dick with the liquid just to copy him, not really sure about what else to do. By accident their cocks touched and it felt so wonderful that he wouldn't be able to explain the sensation with words. They were slippery and somehow that made everything better, and Neji let out a satisfied sigh.

  "You were right, Neji. This is good," the cook exclaimed, gently massaging both his friend and himself just to feel something akin to thundering in his entire being– unlike thunder, that was actually a pleasant sensation, and Lee felt himself produce a strange noise that he didn't know he could make.

  "You know, this can be even better."

  Lee groaned in protest when Neji put some distance between them, tilting his head in confusion at seeing him lay on his back and extending his legs to the sides, waiting…

  "How can we feel better if we are not close enough?" the black haired man wondered in a whisper, to which his friend bit his lower lip.

  "Enter in me, Lee. With your–" Neji interrupted himself to gulp, inhaling deeply before continuing. "The oil helps with that, just… trust me, okay? I know how to do this, at least in theory."

  The cook got closer to the other man, not really knowing what to do but too nervous to actually stop and ask. The lower part of his body felt hard as it had never had been, as if it were made of stone or something like that– he saw Neji pointing at his own butt without saying anything, in an attempt to guide the other man and–

  Lee didn’t expect the loud gasp that the brunet let out as he entered on him in a quick, deep thrust, but he felt the need to freeze on the spot without doing anything else as his companion managed to regain his composure if only slightly. Neji smiled at him, slowly getting closer while making Lee’s dick go deeper inside of him at the same time– another gasp, and Lee couldn’t help it but look at the other man with curiosity and worry in his eyes.

  “Are you okay?” he asked in a whisper, a hand shyly touching his cheek, as if the brunet could get injured with the softest touch. 

  "Yes, it's just– god, this feels good. I just have to get used to it," Neji replied, leaning in to the touch while letting out a content hum. He moved his legs for a moment before talking once again. "We don't need to rush. We have all the night for ourselves."

  Lee couldn't help it but notice how warm his companion was inside, his heart beating so quickly on his chest that he felt like it would explode at any moment– his companion bit his lower lip but waited for some seconds before getting closer to the other man, sighing.

  Neji was so beautiful, and it had taken the cook years to actually admit it even if only his thoughts knew about his secrets. And, of course, the prince himself.

  The black haired man suddenly had an idea, and perhaps his friend would like it; he began carefully moving on the spot, his dick entering and exiting from Neji's ass in a slow rhythm that had made him groan, his head slightly tilted back as sounds of pleasure escaped from his lips– he even started to follow along too, his arms wrapping themselves on Lee's body for stability and to not let go of him. He ended up on top of the prince, for heaven's sake– and he was enjoying it!

  For how long had Neji been waiting for that moment? It seemed like it hadn't been a sudden urge, as if he had been wanting to be taken by Lee for longer than he could imagine. The prince was even smiling at times, as they devoured each other's mouths without producing any sounds apart from the occasional hum.

  "Lee, please don't stop," Neji pleaded at one point with bliss overflowing through his voice, now also using his legs to hold the other man and feel closer to him.

  Lee thrusted in once again, and– god, Neji's moans were like an angelic choir for him, making his heart feel agitated with absolutely no effort at all. 

  Neji kept mumbling his name as Lee pushed in more and more, apparently hitting a good spot with his dick based on how the brunet arched his back and had to suppress himself from moaning too loudly– his eyes were teary, focusing on the other man in an attempt of finding something solid to observe.

  An electrifying sensation soon invaded Lee as he pushed into Neji, shivers going all across his spine as he gasped and–

  Pure bliss. A warm liquid escaped from his penis and he couldn't remember if he had moaned or not, all that he could remember is feeling something warm falling on him and soon laying on the comfiest mattress in the entire world, his heart beating loudly inside of his chest– out of curiosity Lee watched Neji, eyed his full body and could see something white dripping from his ass, right where he had been in just moments ago.

  "God, Lee… this was awesome," the brunet muttered, letting himself fall beside the other man, eyes closed as he tried to catch his breath.

  Lee didn't really know why, but he decided to carefully hug Neji without saying anything at all, feeling his boiling skin underneath the touch of his hands. The prince hummed, leaning into the embrace with a calm smile decorating his face– he didn't say anything as Lee began carefully caressing his long hair, not bothered in the slightest.

  "You were right, Neji. It was fun," the cook muttered, letting out a chuckle as he saw Neji's pleased face. "... You look cute."

  The brunet looked up and without saying anything, he leaned in and stole a kiss from him, that was soon reciprocated. There was no desperation in their lips, just joy and love. Lee felt comforted as his friend– no, his lover – slowly wrapped him with his arms too, his head resting on his chest in silence, listening to his heartbeats and slowly falling asleep as his companion covered both of them with blankets.

  Perhaps they would face consequences of their little escapade in the future, forbidden by their contrasting origins, but for now they would rest together and enjoy the company until the first rays of the sun fell on their naked bodies and they would need to go their ways for most of the day.

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for @hate-mail-to-canon-2022

prompt: rarepair

this is my first smut, apologies if its shitty, id love constructive criticism :)

ill post the other work i have for the event tomorrow, to make one per day ^^

[alumort]

ao3

my lucky charm is posting fics before an exam. next week i’ll have 4 exams and i can’t post so i have something for the previous week lmao

this was born because i was reminded that lee made neji crossdress in naruto sd because he thought it was cute. naruto sd feeds us nejilee shippers... enjoy

(this is smut, i cant find how to put the proper label in desktop)

  The sun was starting to hide away when Lee returned to the village that day, with a mission successfully completed just like it was usual for him.

  He was anxious, but nothing bad would happen; a simple report to Sakura about what had happened in another land, and he was free to return home. He wanted to arrive quickly, even if his legs ached with every step, to soothe the yearning for home that was rooted deep in his heart.

  Normally, he would spend some time talking with his friend, but that wasn't just another day; it was his third anniversary with Neji, and Lee had finished everything as humanly possible just to return with his husband in time to celebrate.

  Neji had promised him a little surprise for when he came back, refusing to give him any kind of hint. Sakura would understand his rush– she even smiled when Lee told her about the special date, so there would be no problem with that.

  When he arrived at his destination, the taijutsu master realized that all the lights had been turned off, and there was nothing but silence in the house.

  The only sound that he could hear was the cooing of Neji's pigeons, which would soon start falling asleep. It was odd– the brunet usually waited for him before retreating inside for the day.

  Carefully, Lee entered the building, paying attention to everything just in case something strange happened. He could sense that someone else was hiding inside, but his instincts reassured him that nothing bad would happen. 

  In fact, Lee didn't feel any kind of uneasiness as somebody hugged him from behind; a pair of familiar arms were now wrapped around his waist, and soft giggles could be heard, a familiar voice invading his ears.

  "There you are, my love!" the taijutsu master exclaimed, placing his hands on top of his husband as he turned around. "I missed you so much!"

  But before anything else could happen, Lee realized there was something odd about Neji as they exchanged kisses, something that surprised him but wasn't unwelcomed at all.

  He never expected to see his partner wearing a dress again, much less because of his own initiative. Lee vaguely remembered making him wear lots of these back when he was still a Chunin, and Neji had never complained so he kept doing it until the war happened, and the brunet almost–

  It was all in the past now. Neji was safe and sound, smiling in the soft way that was dedicated for him and him only. 

  "Why are you wearing that?" the taijutsu master asked, letting out a soft chuckle at seeing his spouse pouting in response.

  "You used to love dressing me up, and now you don't like seeing me like this?" Neji complained, crossing his arms over his chest. "I remember you said that I looked good in a dress. I thought you'd like it…"

  "I still think that, my love. You look stunning! I just was not expecting this, but I am not against it."

  The brunet's clothes fit him perfectly, with the skirt barely reaching his knees and a ribbon resting on his chest. Lee remembered that light green dress from somewhere– maybe from one of the countless times that they had acted as partners, as a joke that slowly merged with reality with the years.

  Lee felt how his lower body started getting hard, and soon he remembered why he had always made Neji dress up like a woman back when they were still in Gai's team. His husband brightened up at hearing the compliment, combined with the satisfaction of knowing that his plan had worked perfectly.

  "C'mon, let's go," the brunet mumbled, as he began walking towards their room.

  Lee didn't need to hear anything else to follow him, ready to spend the night alongside the person who he loved the most, any and all tiredness forgotten as soon as he sat down on their bed; Neji imitated him, shifting closer in complete silence.

  He started to kiss Lee without rushing, moving his lips in a silent yearning that both of them shared, but both men wanted to just… dedicate some time to each other, kissing slowly while still holding each other's hand.

  Lee gently entwined their fingers, and he could sense the smile that formed on his husband's lips shortly after, who only put some space between each other just to breathe.

  They were mere millimeters apart, a short distance that could be erased with a simple movement, but Lee let his eyes wander and observe without doing much else– he couldn't stop looking at his husband, at his beautiful hair tied at his sides by two identical hairpins with a little flower as a decoration, or how his dress seemed a bit too loose for his body but was still beautiful on him, as his nipples started to poke through the cloth.

  The taijutsu master felt his cheeks warming up as Neji noticed his curious gaze, as he slowly slid his hands behind Lee's back to try and unzip his jumpsuit– that was probably Neji's main enemy nowadays, not counting teaching to the little kids in the academy during the day.

  "I still don't understand how you like wearing these," the brunet complained, to which his partner decided to help him while giggling softly.

  "The jumpsuits are more comfortable than they look like, my dear! They truly hold the power of youth," Lee replied, taking off his clothes little by little, noticing that Neji was going to do the same. Feeling a blush appearing on his face, he coughed. "Ah, Neji– I really like how the dress looks on you. Could you… not take it off?"

  Neji frowned in confusion, until his gaze fell towards the mattress and noticed the bulge in the middle of his husband's legs. He smirked, placing a hand on top of Lee's boxers before carefully massaging him, receiving a surprised gasp as response.

  "I see now. Do you like this, then?" Neji teased, feeling how hard his husband's dick was without putting in much effort. Receiving nothing but a mumble as response, he continued, slowly removing Lee's underwear before continuing with his touches.

  He had an idea. Perhaps he couldn't go to missions as often as before the war, but he knew how to make his chakra useful in that situation; releasing part of it through his fingertips, just enough to not make his partner feel any pain but still enjoy his touches.

  "Neji, I– Ah…"

  That never failed to make Lee melt under his touch. Hearing his husband moan his name was probably the best thing to happen thanks to his plan, standing out between his usual sighs and groans.

  Neji carefully moved his fingers all across Lee's dick, massaging him meanwhile– that ended up in Lee mumbling his name once again, as his body became so warm that it felt like his skin was boiling. He was so sensitive… it was arousing making him stop holding his moans.

  It wouldn't take much to make him cum, but for some reason Lee bit his lower lip and stirred up.

  "Neji, wait," the black haired man said between groans, placing a hand on top of his husband's to make him stop. He  could already feel his own precum covering Neji's fingers, and it only made his heart beat faster.

  "Is something wrong? I thought you were having fun," Neji mumbled, squinting his eyes in hopes that he would be able to find unsaid things that way.

  "I am! But… I want you to feel pleasure too, my love. It would not be fair if I was the only one having fun tonight," Lee exclaimed, with a little smile decorating his face. He gulped at seeing that his husband kept quiet. "I do not want this to stop, but if you go on like this, I will–"

  Neji let go of his dick, looking at Lee with curiosity in his eyes. He was blushing deeply too, his cheeks already deep red.

  "What do you have in mind, then?"

  "I, uh…"

  Silence. There was no reason to be quiet, but the taijutsu master couldn't say anything at all. He looked at the mattress as if it were something interesting, until his husband started to talk.

  "Lee, there's no reason to be embarrassed. We've done this for years," the brunet commented, letting out a soft smile before continuing. "We're married, I even dressed up as a woman today just to celebrate. I promise you I won't judge you."

  He squeezed Neji's hand, finally observing his lavender eyes after the self-made interruption. They were beautiful, filled with love and happiness– Lee felt like kissing all over his face, but he had other plans in mind for the night.

  "Well, you see– I think I like having you on top of me. I do not know how to explain it," he admitted, doing some hand gestures to try and make everything easy to understand. He settled on pointing at the lower part of his body. 

  Acknowledgement appeared on Neji's face, understanding with few words. He got up for a moment, using Lee's chest as support while he took a more comfortable position.

  "Can I take the dress off? It… wasn't made with this in mind," the brunet asked before sitting down on Lee's lap, looking at him in the eyes.

  "Oh! Yes, of course. I forgot it might not be very comfortable," the black haired man said, scratching the back of his neck. 

  His hands were playfully approaching Neji's waist, who said nothing as Lee helped him get his clothes off. He saw the taijutsu master bit his lower lip as he observed his almost naked body, as his fingers trailed the brunet's lower back until he could begin removing his underwear–

  He couldn't do anything half-heartedly, much less when it was a surprise for Lee, who got even more aroused once he managed to get his hands on his clothes; Neji wasn't using boxers.

  "Neji, I– you thought about everything," he mumbled, taking off his husband's panties without even looking at him. 

  "Of course I did. You like this."

  He couldn't deny anything. Lee didn't say much else afterwards, just a pleased sigh as soon as his dick entered Neji, the sudden warmth making his heart race once again.

  Neji wrapped him with his arms, to find balance as he began jumping on him– already aroused as he was, Lee couldn't help it but let out a soft moan, closing his eyes to focus on what he felt.

  About how his husband rode him, groaning on his neck with every slight movement. Lee helped him by thrusting in, careful enough to not hurt Neji, who arched his back as a silent response; in no moment he tried to stop him, so Lee went on, feeling how close he was to coming inside of his partner.

  Before that happened, a warm liquid fell on his stomach, accompanied by Neji mumbling his name and holding him close to his body– it didn't take long for Lee to follow, a spike of pleasure invading his entire being while he groaned with closed eyes.

  For a while, they didn't say anything, clinging to each other as if their life depended on that in complete silence. The taijutsu master carefully placed a kiss on his husband's forehead, who sighed and leaned in to the contact– but the position was too uncomfortable to remain on it for longer, and so he moved.

  Neji could feel how his partner's cum dripped from inside him as he carefully got up from his lap, moving enough to lay by Lee's side without saying anything at all. It would take him a while to recover energy, time spent focusing on the feeling of his husband wrapping him with his arms.

  He moved closer to his partner and rested his head on top of Lee's chest, listening to how his heartbeats slowed down with every passing second. He could fall asleep right there, enjoying his partner's company in silence, but the embrace was broken even though Neji was too tired to avoid that.

  "What's wrong?" was all he could manage to say, eyes barely opened.

  "... I apologize, my dear, but I must get up. My stomach is empty."

  Ah, that made sense. After all, Lee had just returned from one of his longer missions; it was a miracle he was still awake.

  The brunet didn't want to move, even if he could. He was about to pass out because of exhaustion, too comfortable and calm to bother moving away. He could hear his husband's soft giggles at his reaction, while he managed to place him by his side without any kind of problem.

  "I will be back in a moment, my dear," Lee mumbled, placing a soft kiss on Neji's forehead. "Please rest, love. I will not get mad if you fall asleep."

  No matter how much he fought against drowsiness, Neji ended up falling asleep the moment his head hit his pillow once again, getting comfortable under the blankets. He only woke up once his husband returned to his side, but his consciousness didn’t last for long.

  They would have more time to spend with each other the following day.

[correctingstupidbitch]

You a dumb bitch who lacks brains to understand Neji’s character. You don’t like Neji—you like a weird version of it you created in your empty head.

Neji was enslaved and exploited by hinata,and so was Ko. hinata is a selfish and disgusting slave owner.

ey do y'all fw nejinaru too?

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[correctingstupidbitch]

hinata WANTED to fight Neji.

hinata CHOSE to stay and fight Neji.

Neji stopped the battle before it even began and asked hinata to just leave safe and sound—and hinata refused,hinata demanded Neji fight her. Naruto was the one who talked Hinata into fighting Neji and Naruto was the one who stopped judge from interupting their battle. The fuck you ae barking at Neji,stupid dog?

Neji gave hinata multiple opportunities to withdraw during the battle,Neji was holding back on Hinata,being soft on her,didn’t even use neither rotation nor 64 palms and Neji didn’t really attack Hinata until she provoked him by jamming her dirty hand into his wound of being enslaved by her and her shitty family.You trying to bash Neji for being kind and also telling nothing but truth and fact about hinata makes you an idiotic cunt.

“Sakura is a horrible person for making fun of Naruto for being an orphan”

Let's see what other characters did when they were the same age as Sakura

Naruto :

Disguised himself into Sasuke to kiss Sakura without her consent

Mocked Sasuke's dead clan

Ino :

Fat-shamed Choji even though he's made it clear multiple times he hates being called fat

Neji :

Humiliated Hinata, who already had low self esteem, in front of everyone

Attempted to kill her to punish her for something which wasn't her fault

Shikamaru :

Unapologetically misogynist and generalised all women

Sasuke :

Tried to kill his best friend in the name of power

Funny how all these characters were of Sakura's age did something as equally bad as her or worse yet only Sakura gets shit for it. Hypocrisy?

They were kids, who were naive and didn't have the maturity to act the wisest (in Sakura, Naruto, Ino and Shikamaru's case) or traumatised with no one to properly help them (in Sasuke's and Neji's case) and all of them eventually grew up and became better.

It's ridiculous to still hold Sakura for saying something insensitive in her childhood.

Bonus :

She immediately regrets after Sasuke calls her out but y'all probably don't remember it.

[correctingstupidbitch]

Neji stopped the judge BEFORE the battle even started only to GIVE HINATA THE OPPORTUNITY TO WALK AWAY UNHARMED. Neji showed Hinata so much kindness and patient this bitch never deserved,Neji during battle not only holds back all the time,he also multiple times gives Hinata a chance to leave the arena.Neji didn’t attack Hinata until she provoked him by calling out him being a slave and hinata actually wanted to fight Neji,knowing the rules. She did that to herself.

“Sakura is a horrible person for making fun of Naruto for being an orphan”

Let's see what other characters did when they were the same age as Sakura

Naruto :

Disguised himself into Sasuke to kiss Sakura without her consent

Mocked Sasuke's dead clan

Ino :

Fat-shamed Choji even though he's made it clear multiple times he hates being called fat

Neji :

Humiliated Hinata, who already had low self esteem, in front of everyone

Attempted to kill her to punish her for something which wasn't her fault

Shikamaru :

Unapologetically misogynist and generalised all women

Sasuke :

Tried to kill his best friend in the name of power

Funny how all these characters were of Sakura's age did something as equally bad as her or worse yet only Sakura gets shit for it. Hypocrisy?

They were kids, who were naive and didn't have the maturity to act the wisest (in Sakura, Naruto, Ino and Shikamaru's case) or traumatised with no one to properly help them (in Sasuke's and Neji's case) and all of them eventually grew up and became better.

It's ridiculous to still hold Sakura for saying something insensitive in her childhood.

Bonus :

She immediately regrets after Sasuke calls her out but y'all probably don't remember it.

[correctingstupidbitch]

You are so horrible and stupid that you tried to make an orphaned enslaved and abused child to look like a villain,dumb bitch.

Neji had full moral and legal right to kill hinata,hinata’s self esteem is not Neji’s responsibility,Neji was incredibly kind and patient to hinata giving her multiple opportunities to withdraw and walk away unharmed.

“Sakura is a horrible person for making fun of Naruto for being an orphan”

Let's see what other characters did when they were the same age as Sakura

Naruto :

Disguised himself into Sasuke to kiss Sakura without her consent

Mocked Sasuke's dead clan

Ino :

Fat-shamed Choji even though he's made it clear multiple times he hates being called fat

Neji :

Humiliated Hinata, who already had low self esteem, in front of everyone

Attempted to kill her to punish her for something which wasn't her fault

Shikamaru :

Unapologetically misogynist and generalised all women

Sasuke :

Tried to kill his best friend in the name of power

Funny how all these characters were of Sakura's age did something as equally bad as her or worse yet only Sakura gets shit for it. Hypocrisy?

They were kids, who were naive and didn't have the maturity to act the wisest (in Sakura, Naruto, Ino and Shikamaru's case) or traumatised with no one to properly help them (in Sasuke's and Neji's case) and all of them eventually grew up and became better.

It's ridiculous to still hold Sakura for saying something insensitive in her childhood.

Bonus :

She immediately regrets after Sasuke calls her out but y'all probably don't remember it.