#neither can elliot lmao

[amadaans]

anyway every year me and elliot choose a traditional or modern wedding gift to get each other, and this year the traditional is flowers/fruit (in the us) and the fucking modern one is appliances. appliances. thank god the fourth year has both a us and a uk traditional gift, so i'm getting him flowers/fruit (me, an american) and he's getting me silk/linen (him, a brit).

[remuslupinschocolat3]

My stardew valley headcanons because no one can stop me!!!!!!!

Part one

In alphabetical order

Abigail:

💎Bisexual

💎she/they

💎Hates children

💎In a Polycule with Sam and Sebastian

💎Shares a braincell with Sam

💎smoked weed once with Sebastian and threw up afterwards

💎has random beef with Haley that Haley isn't aware of

💎gets piercings just to spite her dad

💎was only good in English class in highschool

💎regrets being on 2020 alt tiktok

💎 secretly vandalizes their father's yoba shrine (he thinks it's Sebastian doing it)

💎their gay awakening was Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean (she just like me fr)

Alex

🏈the definition of comphet

🏈himbo

🏈gay man/lesbian alliance with Haley

🏈his first crush was the team captain of an Opponent's school gridball team

🏈 doesn't drink alcohol because he's scared to be like his father

🏈he had a pathetic crush on Elliot when Elliot first moved to the valley

🏈has a bottle of the perfume his mother used to wear and sprays it on his pillow when he's sad

🏈used to go to a gym in Zu City but stopped after a boy there asked him out

🏈dated Haley in highschool for half a year until both of them came out to the other in hopes to let the other down gently

Caroline

🍃not a single thought behind those eyes

🍃fell out of love with Pierre ten years ago

🍃grows marijuana plants in her tea house (have you seen her two heart event?)

🍃dyed her hair green once when she was 15 and never tried a different color again

🍃has a few secret tattoos

🍃the necklace she wears is a gift by Rasmodios

🍃best friends with Jodi and Robin

🍃loves to gossip, she knows everyone's business

🍃almost became an almond mom but stopped before it could affect Abigail in the long run

🍃she has no enemies, everyone loves her but hates her husband

Clint (it's red cus he's a red flag)

🔨4chan user

🔨incel

🔨used to tell his mom to make him a sandwich

🔨called his parents by their first names

🔨knows the Irish dance (I don't know what it's called lmao)

🔨can't have friendships with women because he always thinks they fall in love with him

🔨hasn't exercised since he finished highschool

🔨stalks Emily (that's canon) (stay away from her)

🔨can you tell I hate him yet?

Demetrius

🧪is the reason his first marriage failed

🧪controlling and possessive (Maru's two heart event)

🧪so boring

🧪thinks missionary is the only way to have sex

🧪I know people headcanon him as autistic but I think he's just petty

🧪 arrogant, thinks he's smarter than everyone else because he knows science

🧪was actually an okay step father to Sebastian until Maru was born

🧪him and Robin are not compatible but neither of them want to go through a second divorce

Elliot

🦀 gay and proud

🦀in his mid thirties

🦀 can't swim

🦀 used to write star trek fanfiction as a teenager on fanfiction.net

🦀so fucking tall

🦀went through three separate gender identity crisis before realizing that he just isn't comfortable expressing himself as a stereotypical manly man

🦀demi romantic

🦀gay man/lesbian alliance with Leah

🦀sees Leah as the little sister he never had

🦀 isn't really broke, he's a trustfund baby who wanted to experience what it's like to be a starving artist (thinks it makes his art more valid)

🦀Leah beat him up when she found out

🦀 obsessed with his hair (I'm so jealous of his luscious curls 😭😭😭)

🦀so dramatic (used to be a theater kid for sure)

Emily

🔮the character I headcanon as autistic

🔮 pansexual and asexual

🔮they/she, trans

🔮dating Sandy

🔮knows everyone's zodiac signs

🔮names her plants

🔮gets the zoomies after work (at night)

🔮Haley hates it

🔮Haley's biggest supporter

🔮vegan

🔮thinks of Clint as a genuine friend (save yourself girly pop)

🔮calls Sandy the weirdest nick names "hello my cuddle bear" "it's been too long since we last saw each other my strawberry jam"

🔮suckles on Pennies (she just like me fr)

🔮reads books about crystals for hours on end, Haley has to take the book away from her and drag her to bed sometimes

🔮has befriended the junimos

🔮Sandy sells the clothes she makes

🔮hates the taste of strawberry in candy and stuff

🔮would vape if vapes existed in stardew valley but not in a I'm a thirteen year old boy way but in a I like the taste and I enjoy making smoke rings kinda way

🔮you can't tell me that she's not a pothead

🔮knows Haley is a lesbian years before her sister figures it out

🔮besties with Shane (refuses to sell him alcohol at the Stardrop saloon)

🔮gets extremely flustered around people she deems as attractive

🔮is really bad at doing her own makeup (Sandy or Haley do it for her)

🔮has a huge tattoo that covers almost her entire back

🔮her energy is contagious

🔮high School was very hard for her but college was the best time of her life

🔮wants to buzz her hair so bad but has enough restrain to keep herself from doing so

🔮loves to make cocktails (she makes Gus try them and he always loves them and puts them on his menu)

🔮makes Shane, Sandy and Haley cosplay with her (none of them want to but they can't say no when Emily looks at them with that wide eyed grin of hers)

🔮unleashed a group of rats in JoJa mart because Shane complained once (1 time) about his working conditions, the store closed for two months

🔮can you tell how much I love Emily?

[arcadiabaytornado]

if you could rewrite Elliot, what would you change? Or would you just remove him from BTS all together?? (Also side note I love how almost everyone in this fandom hates him lmao. He isn’t just an awful person he’s also so forgettable as hell too)

I literally forgot Elliot was a "character" before you sent this ask, so...that's not good in terms of memorability.

But personally, if I were to write him I would either:

A: Use his character to further explore Chloe's loneliness after William died and Max moved.

B: Use his character to flesh out the nuances of Rachel and the relationship between her and Chloe.

For point A: For this scenario, I would write Elliot's character as someone totally different from Chloe. I think I would write him as a guy who's a bit preppy and pretentious. I would also have him be extremely straight-laced and dedicated to his academic pursuits. Like, this is the type of guy who thinks a high school plays need to be nothing less than fine art.

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I would have him be someone the player wouldn't think Chloe would get along with...and when they interact it's clear they really don't. The guy talks more at Chloe than to her, and we hear in Chloe's internal monologue that she doesn't LIKE talking to this guy....but, hey, most people don't talk to her much so she'll the interaction she can get.

I think I would use their dynamic to show how desperate Chloe was for a real connection when she met Rachel. Because she's trying to fake one with Elliot, but it's just so obvious that neither of them really care much for each other. In this scenario, I would probably have Elliot be Chloe's "main friend" in Episode 1, and then have them hardly talk at all in Episode 3 after Chloe makes a real connection with Rachel.

For Point B: I would write Elliot as a worried friend who saw some of the more alarming aspects of the Amberprice relationship. I know he does kinda sorta do this in canon, but when he stalks Chloe and won't let her leave a room it's hard to take any of his concerns seriously.

I would have him simply be just a worried friend. Nothing more or nothing less. I would have him bring up valid concerns about their relationship (Like the fact that they're moving too fast, the fact that they're reckless together, the fact that Rachel is very free spirted and doesn't need to same iron clad relationship Chloe does.) and have Chloe brush them off.

Like, I would have Elliot say "Hey. Chloe. I know you really care about Rachel, but you've only known her for three days. Maybe you should slow down a bit," and have Chloe respond with "Look man. When you know someone is going to change your life you just know it...and shit." The point in me doing this would be to show the nuance in Chloe and Rachel's relationship. It definitely had unhealthy elements, but for Chloe it was far more than just a messy teen relationship. It was something worth fighting for.

I think I would end the game by having Chloe end her friendship with Elliot because he's so critical of Rachel. Which would be portrayed as a negative thing because Chloe is throwing something that could keep her grounded out the window for something that is recklessly passionate.

That's how I would rewrite him personally! I can't for the life of me how to end this post so...I'm just going to end it here. Thanks for reading!

[techramonic]

will send a rather stupid ask, but who do u think would win in a fight: eric h. or elliot r.

LMAO this is so hilarious to think abt because personally, I think neither would win. in a physical aspect, yea sure, one can say the other would win over the other. these boneheads both mentioned that they hated going to the gym and working out anyway, so that's something ... but in a verbal fight, that would be amusing. two insecure boys with big egos, wonder how that would go. I think they'd go on abt it until they're tired. slur after slur, insult after insult, threat after threat — but in the end, it'll likely just end with both of them crying to their moms

[luckyqueenreign]

Ok, so Ozzy clowning time incoming:

He was shocked to see Marshall while the shock of MC still being in the Villa wore off cause of the postcard. I wouldn't be surprised if his speech to Grace was robotic cause he was mostly thinking at what's gonna go down now that his brother with whom he has a strained relationship, with neither MC or Grace really being on his mind atm.

He said that he likes his gestures to be private rather than public. He already told Grace that he's into MC and even kissed her, but the girl is still pretty much holding him hostage at this point lmao. He may not have wanted to humiliate Grace right after she sticked to him by saying that he only sticked for MC and she's good as a placeholder for now. But I think he's gonna approach us next volume.

Marshall coupled with our sisters of all people. Letting the twins dating twins weirdness aside, our dear sis wasn't quiet about stealing MC's men having the same type of men as MC, so he may have thought that if Amelia is into his brother, then MC might be as well. Not to mention that he now knows that MC spend an entire day alone with the CA boys, which includes his brother. So probably from here the uncertainty.

For 2 volumes straight they ignored the OG LI/Roberto girlies in favor of being loyal to Elliot, while MC could still mention to Grace in CA that she's still vying for Ozzy. So I think they gave this volume's moment to the OG LI/Roberto (who are in a defined friendship couple) to make up to it. We know that Fusebox can only give time to their LIs alternatively.

YESSSS SCREAMING YESSS at the top of my lungs to all of this!! I have a similar theory as well to the lackluster speech and it’s more about him being scared Marshall was going to steal MC from him which is why Ozzy doesn’t mention her. But also to your point he wants to be respectful to both Grace and MC so he wouldn’t be grafting mc like that and being disrespectful to Grace.

[kolbietheaggrievedwriter]

would lily like cute accessories or does she prefer books, just like her older brother? i was also thinking of a cuter or more elegant style of winter cloaks that would suit her, same with colin haha

i also had a thought of hunting down antique spellbooks or grimoires or books as such but i'm not sure if any of the three will enjoy receiving gifts of that kind as it may seem like a bribe.

oops, i've filled your asks with my gift theories LOL my bad, i've just been brainrotting over the story lately. niren and elliot having taken most of my mindspace, as seen in previous asks.

Lily would love cute accessories! Rather than reading, she likes to go out and explore (so that cloak would come in handy). It drives her guardian knight and her personal maid nuts, but they dutifully follow along. Colin is the nerd who reads anything he can get his hands on and usually lazes around when he can get away with it.

Unfortunately gifts to royalty will always come with connotations, but neither of them would overanalyze or worry over it. They leave that to Niren lol And if Niren knows you're sincere, he would appreciate it!

You're good! It's been entertaining! Sorry I'm answering so late! Last night, I fell asleep with my phone in my hand lmao

[mapsareforbraindeads]

ONG THERES SO MUCH I FORGOT IN MY INFODUMP ABOUT ELLIOT!!

first of all he’s a short bby 💃 i love him so FREAKING much oh and he has daddy issues because his father and him are no contact because of a big incident but… 🤭

also elliot is literally so good with kids. need your baby to sleep? BOOM elliot gets it done. need your kid to stop crying? BOOM elliot dunnit. also i’m contemplating making him and ayuna un-canonically dead, or maybe just killing one, or killing one of their kids. but it would be so tasty savoury delectable if elliot kept pestering ayuna “we need to settle down so we can build a life together” and have kids and whatnot but then NO the kid DIES i’m sorry for causing my ocs so much suffering.

him and ayuna are the cutest dynamic they’re catgirl and dogboy sunshine and grumpy everything.

i’m so sorry for the bad grammar by the way.

fun facts about elliot:

he loves haribo + jolly ranchers

he had a sister named sora but she died 🫶 maybe not idk tho

he’s good at singing (he can’t sing in english tho)

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oh!! and i originally created elliot as a part of seven (7) ocs or something that were meant to be like guardian angels/guardian demons but they were neither of those, just a spirit attached to a person that helped the person when they needed it. ayuna was one of the spirits too, along with a girl called ven, OMG I JUST REMEMBERED ARACHNA!!, and a guy called dearyl who everyone hates btw dearyl slander 🫶

dearyl and ayuna have such a good dynamic too but dearyl is such a crappy person it’s kind of hot

i have some drawings of all these peeps but i aint home rn so i can’t attach them :(

here’s how it went originally: ven = snake motif, elliot (smiley) = clown motif, arachna = arachnid/spider motif, ayuna = marionette motif, and dearyl was like.. the puppetmaster. bc they’re like a sideshow of goofy spirits right.

also i cant decide if arachna is aroace or dating ven or both. also i made three completely unrelated ocs based off the bunny bunny game.

thanks for listening.

omg i love him. also i’m curious about the kumcha OCs. and sorry this took a while lmao

[castieltrash1]

Yeah I fucking hate Amanda Rollins. She's like?? Really just awful. Like acab, but especially her.

THANK YOU!!!!!

like i'm always rooting for female characters, especially those in positions of power, but i genuinely think she is horrible and i think any semblance of a redeemable character arc has disappeared due to poor writing. im on szn 19, ep 20, and i just. can't. like it's almost making me want to stop watching because i can barely stomach any scene with her in it.

i know that the comparison of what certain (white) characters can get away with on the show has been made a hundred times (cough cough elliot versus nick) but she is just a BLATANT example. monique's reason for getting fired versus amanda sleeping with her partner AND superior, all the illegal gambling ring shit, covering for her sister, etc. is so ???? and there's only so much sad backstory they can give her to "make up" for it. it doesn't help that the episodes that try to shed light on her problems end up being so fucking infuriating that i give less shits about her than i did before the episode!!!

and god i am just so fucking angry that i have to see her and sonny get together. i hate this stupid fucking jealousy shit that neither one of them deserves to have?? yall aren't together??? like usually im all for mutual pining but it's just the most self loathing pitiful shit i've ever seen and they're NOT EVEN COMPATIBLE???

and do not even get me started on amanda insulting, belittling, and mocking a rape victim because her ex bf cheated on her with a prostitute. i literally don't care. the fact everyone, including the survivor, just???? accepted her bullshit apology?????

her characters faces 0 consequences ever and all they do is pile more inconsistent sad plots onto her backstory to try and cover it up, but all it does it make her a hundred fucking times worse. i genuinely haven't felt true hatred for a character like this in FOREVER.

i know that people enjoy her character and enjoy her and sonny together and fuck it do whatever the hell you want but just know that she and that ship will never be posted about on this blog in anything but a negative light lmao

[cardiobirds]

I: basics

❤️ - what type of CDD do you have?

udd or p-did

🧡 - are you medically recognised/diagnosed? if not, do you plan to? (no judgement either way!)

not medically recognized/diagnosed, i don't know if i plan onto

💛 - if you are comfortable sharing, what is your headcount? do you keep track of it?

somewhere between 15-17 i have no idea lmao XD

💚 - do you have a high or low split tolerance?

high, i think

💙 - do you switch frequently or do you go longer periods between switching?

being a front-stuck host...very long :(

💜 - does your system have introjects of any kind?

yes! we have fictives, 1 semi-fictive, and 1 songtive

🩷 - do you have any subsystems?

nope

II: alters

🎥 - who are your frequent fronters?

liv/viktor (the host himself), vik (a fragment co-host of liv), elliot / elijah (a protector), and ethan (a prosecutor)

📼 - do you have any non-human alters? if yes, which species are the majority of them?

yup, an angel, a demon, a voidic-deer being, and like 2 robots

🎞️ - do the alters in your system use more medical coined roles or more community coined roles? or both/neither? do you find them useful?

both? i don't know the difference between medical and community coined roles

📽️ - are the alters in your system more distinct or less distinct from each other?

very distinct lmfao

📺 - do you make/buy gifts to other alters in the systems?

no, since we very rarely switch, but with the elijah i play his source song whenever he's co-front/con

🎙️ - does the taste in music vary a lot between different alters?

yeah, can't confirm 100% though

📻 - does your system have any type of in system relationships? (familial, romantic, platonic etc.)

we have an in-sys couple :) they're the best

III: switching

☀️ - how much amnesia do you experience?

i mean, idk if this answers your question, but if you asked me what happened last week i wouldn't be able to answer

🌙 - do you experience black out amnesia?

yup

⚡️ - what does switching feel like for you? does it vary between alters?

from what i experienced, very sudden, and i often don't remember that i even switched until someone tells me

☄️ - do you experience quick switches or does it take longer to switch usually?

quiiccckkk

🌈 - do you get frontstuck often? what do you do to try to get ‘un-stuck’?

yup!!!! front-stuck 24/7!!!

☁️ - do you ever not notice you’ve switched, and suddenly realise that ‘you haven’t been you’ for a while?

yes, all the time

💦 - can you switch ‘on command’ or is that something that is hard for your system? does it depend on the alter?

nope and yes and nope

IV: headspace

🌱 - do you have a headspace? if yes, describe it! if no, do you want one?

basically just a big void with, like, portals to other areas

🌿 - how easily accessed is your headspace?

pretty easily, i think for about a couple of weeks i couldn't access it at all and i couldn't see what was happening

☘️ - is there a place in your headspace where dormant alters go?

i assume, since no one can find them if they go dormant

🌳 - do alters have their own rooms/areas in your headspace?

yup

🌵 - is your headspace big, or smaller? is it complex/less complex?

i mean, it's a void, so pretty big, and it's not complex since it's just. a void.

🍃 - do you have specific alters that cannot access headspace at all?

me sometimes :(

🪴 - did you have to build your headspace over time, or was it just there?

it was kinda just there

V: general

🍭 - how did you pick your system name?

"the void collective" is ours, because our innerworld is a void, and 2 of us identify as a void otherkin :) also our switching kinda work as a void being filled (like an empty void identity being filled with a void of an identity...if that makes sense)

🍪 - do you have a collective name/identity/orientation? if yes, how did your system make those decisions?

the void collective, i just chose it lol

🍬 - what’s the funniest thing another alter has said to you? (internally or externally communicated)

"SHE LIKES PIZZA" buddy no need to yell

🍫 - how does your system handle in system disagreements in general?

dawg i'm the damn host, i can do whatever i want, if someone gets mad then i, the gatekeeper, or the main protector will talk to them

🧁 - is there anyone specific in your system you don’t get along with?

yeah

🍰 - are you ‘out’ as a system to anyone? (online friends/partners etc. count!)

i am online and to some irl friends

🍦 - how good is your communication with the rest of the system? does it vary much between different alters?

i'd say it vary, i can go weeks without hearing em

🍡 - are different alters part of different subcultures? which ones? (we are!)

yes, some people have darker or lighter skin

system ask game for traumagenic systems!

reposted due to us deleting our previous sysblog <3

remember that you are free to decline any question if it feels too invasive, this is for fun and you are not forced to answer anything 🤍

I: basics

❤️ - what type of CDD do you have?

🧡 - are you medically recognised/diagnosed? if not, do you plan to? (no judgement either way!)

💛 - if you are comfortable sharing, what is your headcount? do you keep track of it?

💚 - do you have a high or low split tolerance?

💙 - do you switch frequently or do you go longer periods between switching?

💜 - does your system have introjects of any kind?

🩷 - do you have any subsystems?

II: alters

🎥 - who are your frequent fronters?

📼 - do you have any non-human alters? if yes, which species are the majority of them?

🎞️ - do the alters in your system use more medical coined roles or more community coined roles? or both/neither? do you find them useful?

📽️ - are the alters in your system more distinct or less distinct from each other?

📺 - do you make/buy gifts to other alters in the systems?

🎙️ - does the taste in music vary a lot between different alters?

📻 - does your system have any type of in system relationships? (familial, romantic, platonic etc.)

III: switching

☀️ - how much amnesia do you experience?

🌙 - do you experience black out amnesia?

⚡️ - what does switching feel like for you? does it vary between alters?

☄️ - do you experience quick switches or does it take longer to switch usually?

🌈 - do you get frontstuck often? what do you do to try to get ‘un-stuck’?

☁️ - do you ever not notice you’ve switched, and suddenly realise that ‘you haven’t been you’ for a while?

💦 - can you switch ‘on command’ or is that something that is hard for your system? does it depend on the alter?

IV: headspace

🌱 - do you have a headspace? if yes, describe it! if no, do you want one?

🌿 - how easily accessed is your headspace?

☘️ - is there a place in your headspace where dormant alters go?

🌳 - do alters have their own rooms/areas in your headspace?

🌵 - is your headspace big, or smaller? is it complex/less complex?

🍃 - do you have specific alters that cannot access headspace at all?

🪴 - did you have to build your headspace over time, or was it just there?

V: general

🍭 - how did you pick your system name?

🍪 - do you have a collective name/identity/orientation? if yes, how did your system make those decisions?

🍬 - what’s the funniest thing another alter has said to you? (internally or externally communicated)

🍫 - how does your system handle in system disagreements in general?

🧁 - is there anyone specific in your system you don’t get along with?

🍰 - are you ‘out’ as a system to anyone? (online friends/partners etc. count!)

🍦 - how good is your communication with the rest of the system? does it vary much between different alters?

🍡 - are different alters part of different subcultures? which ones? (we are!)

[moonlightdancer26]

thanks for the tag Elliot <33 you’re one of my faves too 😙

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen? — A pic of the moon, tho it used to be a picture I took of my baby sister in front of the Eiffel Tower but then my phone got updated and it set it right back to the moon picture and I didn’t know how to change it back 😭

🍫 Cheese or chocolate? — Idk I love both of them sm 💀 I can handle more portions of cheese bc too much chocolate really icks me out, so ig I’ll go with cheese

✨ Do you have any nicknames? — Well Moon is one of them lol

🎵 Last song you listened to? — Give It Up by Nathan Skyes 😍 (one of my all-time fave songs)

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction? — Nope, I’ve written a couple of scenarios just for myself but I ain’t ever publishing anything

😏 Are you on discord? — Regrettably, yes

💛 Do you have any piercings? — Just two (my ears)

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person? — Who their enemies are and why / How they handle arguments

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be? — Chocolate fudge cookie

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person? — Cats all the way ✊🏼

🎧 Headphones or earbuds? — Earbuds all the way

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud? — “I’m going to my room” (my sisters and I just finished rewatching the movie Speed)

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know? — The Eiffel Tower gets around 6 inches taller in the summer

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl? — Definitely a night owl

��� Favourite place to nap? — My couch or my bed

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community? — Is not-actually-attracted-to-people-besides-celebrities-and-fictional-characters-and-is-married-to-my-online-bestie a sexuality? 🤔

🦋 Describe yourself in three words. — Logical, petty, sarcastic

👖 Jeans or sweatpants? — Neither, skirts>>>>

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order? — Large iced/hot (depending on my mood) White Mocha

🧡 A color you can't stand? — Or*nge + most neon colours

💎 What’s your most prized possession? — My phone and my jewellery

☕️ Coffee or tea? — Coffee 🗿

🦖 Favourite extinct animal? — Probably the thylacine

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr? — Almost 2 years. In fact, my 2 year anniversary is in 9 days (y’all best believe I’m posting about it)

🌴 Desert island item? — An airplane with a pilot already inside 😁

🐸 Describe your aesthetic. — Blair Waldorf. That’s all.

🔮 What’s your dream job? — Do you mean dream job as in what I want/am currently doing in life or just a job I dreamed of having (e.g. an actor or astronaut)? If it’s the former: Financial Accounting. If it’s the latter: When I was a kid, I always dreamed of becoming a lawyer or an author, but then business stole my heart lmao.

💙 Relationship status? — Married to @halfblood-princes-crown ofc

🌿 Describe your favourite outfit. — Heels/Heeled boots, sheer black tights, skirt, and a blouse. It’s a go-to 👍🏼

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to? — Every Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey song + many others.

🤎 What colour is your hair? — As dark as my soul 😞🥀💔

💌 Do you talk to yourself? — Who doesn’t?

💄 Do you wear makeup? — Life isn’t fun without makeup

🌸 Best compliment you ever received? — “You look just like your mother” (my family members literally call me “Little *my mom’s name*” bc of it 😭💖), she’s legitimately the most stunning woman I know so that’s definitely my number one.

💞 @ your favourite blog. @halfblood-princes-crown, @rose-margret, @vyrid, and ofc @dr-marbles

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[sarking]

tell me about bensler for the ask meme please (you are the only writer i trust to do them <3)

THE PRESSURE.

Who’s the cuddler?

Elliot, but I couldn’t tell you if it’s his nature -- if he cuddled up to his mama as a boy the same as he does now -- or if it’s just the result of forty years of marriage and five kids. Olivia doesn’t have anything against it, but it’s not as instinctive to seek it out for her own sake as it is to dole it out for someone else’s.  

Who makes the bed?

Whoever doesn’t get called out in the dead of night and is there in the morning, but when that doesn’t happen... is there a point to having a Marine boyfriend if he doesn’t make the bed and fold the laundry? Olivia deserves it.

Who wakes up first?

See above re: middle of the night calls. But there’s also nightmares and not sleeping and, honestly, it’s anyone’s guess on any given day. 

Who has the weird taste in music?

Hmm. I don’t think either of them is weird, really. Elliot’s classic rock and like... Sinatra or whatever if he’s trying to be classy~; Liv is classic rock and Lilith Fair. (I have a whole playlist of things they can agree on.) Actually, Elliot might be a little The Mountain Goats, too? At the very least, This Year’s been on repeat the last year.

Who is more protective?

Someone should probably tell them it’s not a contest. They’re not even being graded. But they’d both get an A if they were. Neither one finds it to be the other’s most endearing trait, but...

Who sings in the shower? 

No shower singing. (But maybe Kathy sang in the shower? I feel like Kathleen got it from one of her parents.) Car singing, on the other hand... I’m just saying, they have spent a lot of time on the road together that we never see; there have been duets, if only to stay awake or prevent homicide (if someone is singing and annoying you, you might as well join in if murder would create too much paperwork). 

Who cries during movies?

O-l-i-v-i-a. (Imagine me singing that like Van Morrison’s “Gloria.”) It’s also not just movies -- Olivia is a big Queer Eye crier, but Queer Eye crying is more of an alone activity. It’s restorative, whereas movie crying is just kind of a leaky face thing she can more or less ignore. (She never watches Queer Eye with Elliot, but she’ll sometimes watch an episode a second time with Noah. There’s not really crying on the second run.) 

Who spends the most while out shopping?

This is hard. Early days, Olivia is hands down the winner. The woman has a coat problem, you know. Thousands and thousands of dollars of coats and I have no idea where she kept all of them. But now? Detective Private Security appears to have developed some expensive-ass taste living in Europe, so it’s really anyone’s guess.

Who kisses more roughly?

I feel like the word “rough” isn’t doing it for me here. It doesn’t feel right for either of them. More forcefully, maybe, and I’d say Olivia? It feels like a loud-talker thing. But I think it’s also an only with Elliot thing; in general terms, not so much. It also feels heavily dependent on the situation and the point in their relationship. 

Who is more dominant?

lmao, dear God, Olivia. I can either say just that, or write a treatise, or point to like... the interrogation in Return of the Prodigal Son or the scene with Marisol in The Christmas Episode. Elliot is just a bull in a china shop; Olivia is in charge and in control. If you’ll excuse me mixing my animal metaphors, she lets him off his leash and she puts him back on it. Also, sex-wise, I just rewatched the one where he was undercover as a sex addict and trying to make the people in the group believe he was into pinning women down? Hilarious. So unbelievable that when I rewatched Lunacy shortly thereafter, all I could hear when he responded to the suspect who was describing sex as a power struggle by saying, “Not if you’re doing it right,” was utter befuddlement at the idea of struggling rather than submitting happily.

My rating of the ship from 1-10.

6. Lots of potential, consistently struggling to live up to it. 

[crab-in-a-pocket]

reserved farmer headcanons + meeting the bachelors for the first time!

wanted to make some generally reserved farmer headcanons to kick off this blog and bc i see a lot of very friendly farmers out there and i... am not one of them LMAO

additionally, there's reference to a supposed volatile relationship with a (former?) loved one (projection time!)

also i forgot to open my askbox bc idk how to tumblr ?? i think it's open now (i hope).

tw: drinking and alcoholism, references to past trauma, one Bad Word (sh^t!)

when you first meet everyone, it's a quiet greeting and maybe a witty remark, but you don't stay for any chit-chat

close-lipped smiles are your signature move, along with the Man Nod whenever you run into someone

you are, of course, a nice and courteous person but you don't feel the need to say hello to everyone every damn time you pass by them because, really, you're too busy rushing to Pierre's for some seeds or lugging around foraged beach stuff

okay, maybe some of them think you're a little cold and an introvert who has... problems

but you're not! you are a strong and emotionally stable farmer who gets Shit Done and prefers to observe over participate and think over talk!

mayor lewis is extremely puzzled and almost mistakes you for someone else-- it's been over a decade and people change too much, too soon. he makes a remark about a wishing well your grandfather had built long ago (remember the well? how you fell in it that one time?) and you nod along politely (i didn't fall, i climbed in because i desperately needed my wish to come true)

it's nice to meet people who aren't as temperemental as the tides. maybe, for once, you could have a proper relationship with someone.

alex

easily the most annoying and extroverted person in town what with his obsession with sports and loud, brash personality but you two get along fabulously because you had that same passion for gridball in college before you were too busy being a corporate slave

he's a little surprised that you sit next to him at the saloon but he goes along easily and the conversation flows between the two of you easily, ranging from future plans (thinking of going pro... think i'll make it?) to the weather without sounding like you're making fake smalltalk (i wanted to play pro, too, and here i am now. if you really want it, you'll have to leave this all behind)

there's something genuine about him that's intriguing and it leaves you wanting to find out and see what the real alex is like inside because you can see through that wall he's made

and there's something enigmatic about you, who is reserved and quiet and seems to be a simple open book, when in fact, you are a very attractive onion with many, many layers

sam

you think he's immature. a wildchild, a manchild, a wildmanchild, really. sam, on the other hand, is drawn in by your calmness and how in-control you appear to be-- when you offer to play a game of pool when sebastian doesn't show up, he's delighted at the opportunity to know you better

okay, so he is immature and a wildmanchild but there is a softness in him that surprises you every time he shows it-- which is frequently around you

he has a soft smile to counteract his proud one and he's so in awe of how you get so much stuff done every day (i don't know how you do it, that's gotta be tough), every week, and every month (you'd like the responsibility, i think. to me, it's one big project i need to finish)

he has instant crush on you because you're so cool even though your line of profession really doesn't evoke much awe. i mean, you're  attractive, you are so in control of your life, and you have a really cute smile whenever he compliments you-- how could he not?

shane

bit bold of you to sit next to him at the saloon because every knows he's can be a real asshole, but he glances at you with a hint of awe and more than a hint of annoyance. you elect to ignore this and choose to order a whisky on the rocks (if you don't drink, call it apple juice)

whisky: shane's a touch impressed because you look like a lightweight. well, it's nice that someone can hold their liquor. he makes a remark about it (planning on getting drunk, huh?) and you raise a brow at him, looking a little haughty and tell him that it's your drink for the week. he's annoyed at your remark and starts an argument that surprisingly, settles down into a civil conversation

apple juice: he snorts at that and makes a remark about meeting penny for your lessons the next day. you play along and sip at your drink, making witty remarks (thank yoba for hangovers. it's the non-drinker's edge, really. just like not having liver failure). he's not sure if he should be annoyed or impressed at your cool-as-a-cucumber personality, not sure if it's too big city or too closed-off

you offer to buy him a pizza if you can take a away his beer-- at any rate, he looks like he'll end up with liver failure the way he's going. shane aquiesces and devours the entire pizza. your conversation is slow and punctuated with his loud chewing but you're pleasantly suprised that he's quite smart and well-read about whatever you're interested in

the fourth time you sit next to him, he turns down your pizza and doesn't say a word. neither do you and it's almost like it's back to square one until you realize that he hasn't made a single salty remark about anything. you decide to try again the day after tomorrow-- nothing comes too quickly to people like you and shane.

sebastian

it was the necklace you wore that caught his eye. a shining teardrop stone hanging off a gleaming silver chain. he had spoken before he could stop himself and watched as you smiled and told him he was right-- it is supposed to be a Yeti's tear.

you're pleased to meet someone who is also a homebody and a touch more reserved than a lot of other people in town. he's easy to get along with (oh, you're kidding, you really have the signed edition?) and he's got pretty good taste when it comes to literature-- after all, who can refuse a good sci-fi book? (of course i do, i'm dedicated fan)

oddly enough, your conversation is quick and eager and not all reserved. instead of the companionable silence everyone assumes you two to have, you two nearly talk over each other because you finally have someone to complain to about everyone's over-friendliness and he finally has someone who understands what it's like to be trapped in a small world

you tease him about the corporate rat race and he fires back at you about being a part of it. you like sebastian and he likes you-- it's as simple as that.

elliot

he had heard of you through leah who had heard of you through emily who had heard of you through gus who had heard of you from lewis. it was a long grapevine and he's not sure how much of the truth was preserved and it's almost a relief to meet you because, to be frank, he's tired of being the town's newcomer.

first-- you're not peppy and overly cheerful at all. second, you are definitely not hot-tempered. and third, there's something so fascinating about you, something hidden under your calm, pragmatic character. he finds a kindred spirit in you, save for the flowery words and, admittedly, the vanity.

you're amused to meet a writer living on the beach. the cabin was built by one of your grandfather's old friends, a rather surly man who had taken a liking to you when you were much younger. while the hut is in no way fancy, you can't help but consider how pretentious and, contrastingly, humble the writer must be. pretentious in such a way that he thinks living in a sandy, damp shack is a way to beat writer's block (it's odd, it's rarely a choice people make) and humble in such a way that he accepts and bears with living in a worn house with little complaint (it's admirable, if not a little silly!)

you find yourself in his company late at night when you can't sleep and it's so easy to open up to him because he's kind, he listens, and most importantly, he's not embarassed to admit he's got faults, at least to you. you let him see past your collected facade and into your cracked heart far sooner than you think and elliot doesn't mind at all

harvey

you might be the most mysterious person in town simply because of the way you present yourself. he finds himself always stuttering a little whenever you're around because of the way you watch him, set in a relaxed stance, your gaze flat and cool. later, he realizes that it's your resting face. he wonders about what you'd look like if you smiled-- really smiled

he's touched at the fact that you buy him coffee whenever he had to patch you up-- which is frequently, given your liking for the mines. you're adorable when he gives you general anesthesia. he had run out of local anesthesia and you needed a fair amount of stitches and though you told him that you have a high pain tolerance (stitches are far more painful than you think. i really don't want to put you through that), he insisted and you let him (fine, fine. get on with it, doctor). you had let out several inappropriate jokes under anesthesia and your cheeks had hurt from laughing non-stop

harvey's entranced. there's no other way to put it-- he's bewitched by your bright character hiding under that collected facade. he never pries for your secrets because he's got secrets, too. you like harvey because he's sweet and compassionate and even though he has to put up a firm, professional affectation, he wears his heart on his sleeve.

you see him as a friend at first, all platonic and it seems to be the end of it. but one day, as you hand him a coffee, he laughs and smiles and hands you a coffee just the way you like it. you're falling for him so hard and fast you think someone's put a spell on you that makes you notice the minute expressions on his face and mull over the way he talks to you. you're in love with him-- you can only hope he feels the same way too

[your-fave-transboy]

My SVU Headcanons - SFW

These are just random things that I've thought about or put into fics, usually things I can't begin to explain. I do not own the characters, I just use 'em for personal enjoyment. I'll probably add more to this as I go through the seasons. I have an NSFW version saved bc I'm a thirsty young bisexual, but I could also be tempted to do individual headcanons.

Olivia can cook. Like, even before Noah, my woman could throw down some mean Thanksgiving meals. She seems like she'd make bomb ass comfort food.

Munch 10000% watches Buzzfeed: Unsolved an has roped Fin into watching it with him. (He likes Shane more than Ryan)

Rafael has read all three of the Fifty Shades books. And seen the movies. He doesn't enjoy them, but he has read them.

Sonny still makes old school mixtapes burned onto CDs even after playlists gain popularity. He has notably made Southern Lady Jams for Rollins and Badass Bops to Hum in Court for Barba.

This is straight up canon tbh. Olivia has slept with Alex, Casey, and Barba at least once. She has a lawyer fetish

Elliot Stabler can sing surprisingly well. I have no proof, just a feeling in my spirit. His go-to song of choice is obviously old bc he's ancient, like Elvis or Sinatra. Neither of which are super old but yeah.

On the note of music, Sonny can play the piano bc he had to learn for church bc he's a good lil Catholic boy. Plus his fingers are perfect for plenty of things if ya get what I'm puttin' down.

Rollins will purposefully thicken her Southern accent and say y'all've't to fuck with Rafael, our favorite grammatically correct king.

Fin has gone to Pride with his son if just to protect his boy (after he gets over all the usual homophobia and shit)

Fin has also drunkenly kissed Munch, and they both argue that the other person started it.

Huang would easily be attracted to Rafael bc who wouldn't? They're both smart and have a dry kind of humor that goes underappreciated at times.

Olivia will fight a transphobe, especially in later seasons. This is a personal headcanon mainly meant to make myself feel better :)

Elliot can tie a cherry stem with his tongue, same with Alex.

Rita Calhoun and Rafael have had sex in his office at least once. I am sure of it.

Casey plays softball in a lot of fics which I support whether its canon or not, but she is probably so ungraceful otherwise lmao. Like home girl will trip over air when not wearing heels.

Rollins brought home all kinds of animals as a kid, ranging from stray dogs/cats to the occasional raccoon, and once a squirrel.

Alex likes rap music. Akon is her favorite after the release of "Smack That", but her favorite song would have to be "Beautiful". Runner up rappers are Kanye and Nelly.

On the same hand, Olivia likes country music, new and old. She plays it when she's mad bc everyone else hates it until Rollins shows up. When mad at whoever she is dating, Olivia will play Gretchen Wilson's "Redneck Woman" at full volume.

I am a firm believer that Munch likes cats. I will not be giving an explanation as to why at this time.

Rita does not enjoy defending the scum of the earth, but is afraid of starting over somewhere else. She has entertained the notion of moving to SVU and working with Rafael. Rita also struggles with alcohol abuse because of her feelings for the job.

Sonny likes Broadway musicals because of his sisters. His favorite is Hairspray or Les Mis. (Mine is Phantom of the Opera tho, same as Rafael, I'm convinced.)

Elliot likes to play games on his phone. Shit like pac-man, tetris, and temple run. He will play temple run all through quarantine.

In my head, all these assholes are bisexual. It just explains all the tension tbh.

Everyone who has walked through the SVU doors has thought about sleeping with Olivia. Gay, straight, bi, doesn't matter. Everyone wants to fuck Olivia.

Sonny, Rollins, Rafael, Casey, and Alex have "Olivia Benson Fan Club" t-shirts.

Rita fosters cats.

Huang likes video games. Not FPS or anything violent, but shit like Minecraft/Stardew/Animal Crossing because they're simple.

Sonny plays laser tag in his free time.

Olivia has gotten in plenty of bar fights defending women and will gladly use her badge to get out of charges.

Olivia speaks Italian, Russian, French, and Spanish in canon. She talks to Rafael in Spanish and Sonny in Italian. She calls Rafael Querido and Sonny mio amico.

Sonny protects women in bars and clubs, wards off strange dudes and frat boys but like politely? He kills these assholes with kindness until they leave.

On the other hand, Rafael aggressively flirts with predatory straight men. Homie does not hesitate.

After Casey is suspended, she ends staying at Liz Donnelly's place a lot. They become a couple via accident kitten acquisition.

Law and Order: SVU - NSFW

[honeysidesarchived]

31–35 for John/Elliot, 41–45 for Roman/Varya? 👀

hi lovely! tysm!! xo

angsty otp asks!

31. who’s more likely to do something out of spite?

i would say probably john. elliot is less spiteful and more just reactionary; she doesn't do things to him/at him with the intention of making him hurt (because she's not a MEAN PERSON, JOHN) and so typically he's the one being spiteful. lmao.

32. who would be the first to say they hate the other? would they mean it?

elliot. canonically, in the early fledging days, she has said it frequently, and without restraint. she did mean it, at one point--but said it far beyond the stage where the words actually held any meaning, and john saw through this immediately.

33. who worries more?

definitely also elliot. she is a bundle of anxiety/stress/worry, and john is confident that nothing could possibly go wrong because he is very smart and collected etc and so on (cue the eyeroll).

34. what scent reminds them of the other?

rose always reminds john of elliot, and *insert expensive cologne scent here* reminds her of him. also, woodsmoke.

35. do they have any regrets (regarding the other, or just in general)?

ell would LIKE to say she regrets the whole thing, but that wouldn't be true; i think mostly she regrets not trusting john sooner, because as it stands, she has just about nobody left, and this whole time john has been trying to get on her team.

john regrets nothing, because maybe things have gone a little outside of the plan, but he's doing great.

41. who’s more likely to protect the other?

i'd say this is equally both of them. roman can't have his Things(TM) being in danger, and varya is a viciously unloved little beast that protects those she has like a stray with a bone. their love language is violent devotion and that means everyone else has to suffer for it.

42. if one of them gets injured, who worries more?

roman. he is both categorically aware that varya can take a beating & fully believes her to be a fragile meow meow that needs him, needs his protection, and thus any time harm comes to her he about rips his hair out.

43. who would be more afraid of the other’s death/harm?

varya, afraid of roman's. her life is a slew of losing people to violent death, and her ultimate fear is being alone: wretchedly alone, alone in all the world, so losing roman would probably devastate her in ways that it just wouldn't register for roman if the positions were flipped. don't get me wrong, i think he'd burn a city down if someone killed her or whatever, but i don't know that it would have the same emotional impact.

44. who ends up yelling first? are they always yelling when arguing, or do neither of them yell at all?

always always ALWAYS roman. varya hardly ever raises her voice. it's always roman who yells first (prone to temper tantrums) and it's almost every time they argue (this does not include them throwing passive aggressive barbs at each other). he has gotten better since they've been together, and by "better" i mean "he realizes he married a systematic button pusher and doesn't like to give her the satisfaction of coming unglued", but old habits die hard.

45. who would be more likely to save who?

another "both" answer, though historically it's varya who's in distress and needs the saving.

[soc-characters-as-songs]

The OCs as Jane Austen characters?

everyone is lizzie bennet, remember? lmao

quoted descriptions sourced from the atlantic, barnes and noble, the guardian, and stylist.

and yes, I realize some of these could definitely qualify as hot takes lmao

ivy: fitzwilliam darcy ("I always saw myself as more of a mr. darcy than an elizabeth bennet. we’re both more reserved, and people can mistake our standoffishness for arrogance. but mr. darcy gets the chance to prove what he is really like, and now people often think of him as the ideal romantic hero.")

meredith: marianne dashwood ("marianne is a hopeless, self-indulgent romantic who veers from ecstatic, all-consuming happiness to miserable self-neglect over the unsuitable man she has pinned her hopes on. she is, however, capable of self-improvement and learns invaluable life lessons from her practical and generous older sister, elinor.")

diana: susan vernon ("not all austen’s protagonists are morally sound, well behaved romantics. in her only epistolary novel she presents us with a vicious anti-heroine in the shape of lady susan vernon. a beautiful 30-something widow, she is charming and manipulative towards anyone she can make use of.")

dahlia: isabella thorpe ("in northanger abbey, isabella is one of austen’s funniest characters. she’s a very realistically drawn teenage girl who makes and breaks friends on a whim, is a shallow flirt and loves dancing, shopping and giggling.")

alassie: mary crawford ("in mansfield park, mary crawford is the character all men fall in love with. vivacious, worldly, musical, funny and kind, she is the ultimate femme fatale. even the dull parson edmund bertram falls for her charms, simultaneously attracted and repelled by her particular brand of sexy charisma. she’s a wonderful actress and plays the harp like an angel. she makes the filthiest joke in austen when she makes a pun about sodomy in the navy, concerning rear and vice admirals: “of rears and vices I saw enough. now do not be suspecting me of a pun, I entreat.”")

ramona: anne elliot ("she may be austen’s most hopeful character. without the native strength of emma or lizzy, her quiet character withstands her own youthful mistake to triumph in the end. since most of us blow it to one degree or another in our twenties, anne represents that painful journey to self-knowledge and courage that most of us experience.")

rhea: elinor dashwood ("on the surface, she has it together, she’s in control, she keeps her family together, and she acts like she has no need for romance. but underneath, she is a deeply emotional person. to me, she is jane austen’s most complex and human character. we all exist in layers and are neither sense nor sensibility, but a mixture of both.")

cornelia: elizabeth bennet ("she is smart, witty, charming, and loyal. I have always admired her self-respect: a self-respect that wasn't entirely vain or selfish. the self-respect that would not allow her to marry her intellectually inferior cousin, just to have a home, or save her family. her self-respect that gave her the fortitude to reject darcy's marriage proposal, though, again, it would have secured her future. Her self-respect that gave her the courage to speak her mind among men and women who outranked her socially and economically.")

kaden: emma woodhouse ("emma is rich, pretty, and thinks more of her matchmaking abilities than she should, but she is also a devoted daughter, a loving friend, and above all is someone who is willing to own up to her mistakes and attempt to right them. emma is a heroine you root for as she not only finds love (as any great austen heroine must), but also as she matures from an often inconsiderate girl to a sincere and kind young woman.")

andreia: diana parker ("diana is a homeopathic health fanatic in austen’s final, incomplete novel sanditon, written when she was dying. diana sips herbal and green tea, has anorexic tendencies and distrusts conventional medicine and doctors. she self-medicates with her numerous homemade remedies and is drawn to the other invalids who are staying at the seaside resort. she plans to take a sea bath in a bathing hut on wheels with a mixed-race girl. what a pity that we’re deprived of the chance to see how that would have turned out")

arely: fanny price ("fanny price is also an odd heroine, meek and quiet without any of the strength of her other heroines. she’s also very difficult to read, with a moralistic streak that comes across as quite judgemental. however, like anne elliot, she is very much the outcast of the family and has to endure a fair amount of humiliation from childhood. to see her finally defy her uncle in the gentlest way possible and end up with her childhood love edmund bertram is satisfying."

suzy: catherine morland ("catherine is a dramatic, gothic-novel-loving teen who is desperate for drama and tries to turn her own life into a ghost story, offending and upsetting her friends in the process. throughout my teens I did my best to make my life something in between a fantasy novel and a sofia coppola movie—I can relate. she’s funny, outgoing, and magnificently stupid. but catherine, in her ridiculousness, just wants to make life a fun story. she is the angsty suburban girl who invites you to join her book club with a message written in invisible ink. I would join in a heartbeat.")

samuel: henry tilney ("funny, good-natured, and forgiving, tilney’s even ready to defy his boorish father’s wishes to marry the woman he…loves? this novel lacks the intense romanticism of austen’s later works, but that doesn’t mean henry isn’t a peach.")

bianca: charlotte lucas (sensible and intelligent, does what she has to do for a successful life)

archibald: george knightley ("he is the epitome of kindness, an underestimated heroic quality. he takes care of a vulnerable woman like miss bates, and steps in to dance with lowly harriet smith when he sees that she has been snubbed by the awful mr and mrs elton. he represents the perfect english gentleman and sets himself firmly against french affectation. he refuses to play the conventional hero and talk the language of love: “I cannot make speeches, emma. If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.” perfect!")

raphael: charles bingley ("this charming, gallant gentleman wouldn’t hurt a fly, but he would let his chilly sisters talk him out of proposing to the woman he loves, in an era when dancing with her all night has already got half the neighborhood writing up the wedding banns. but who doesn’t keep a spot in their heart for bingley, who’s glad to dance with even the homeliest old maids (we’re talking 27-year-old hags here). he may be suggestible, even a touch weak-willed, but he’s also got a heart of gold. (and if he had a bit more spine, he’d top mr. darcy.)

[neighborhood-goblin]

Lmao remember that COF College AU

Finally decided majors and details for some of the characters I plan to include XD

My first time using a cut lol

Tristan

Business Major 

Cassian absolutely wants him to inherit the family business

Tris isn’t so thrilled by that

Sev and him are roommates

Neither of them can cook anything other than ramen or pizza rolls

Sometimes they order pizza

Disaster bi on so many levels

Went to one GSA club meeting but then noped right back into the closet

Not out to Cassian or most of his friends yet

The only person who knows is Sev

Has a brown tabby cat named Rex

duh

lmao going back through there’s like nothing here

they def got longer as they went on

Nyk

Linguistics, Interpretation, and Translation Major

(In HOF she is really interested in the Pyrean language and lore so I thought it fit)

Was homeless for a while

Ran away as soon as she graduated high school

(She couldn’t be around Val any longer)

Applied for a lot of scholarships and was able to gather enough money to attend college

Roommates with Sparrow

Helps Sparrow get to her classes sometimes

Elliot, Riella, and Kade come over to their dorm a lot

Elliot cooks for them

Probs gonna be bi and genderfluid in this au

Has a calico cat named Xephyra 

Phyrie for short 

Is a part of the GSA club

The GSA club consists of Anders, Elliot, Sparrow, and Kade

Sev

Fine Arts Major

Is really good at drawing but also likes painting and sculpting, too

Roommates with Tristan

Would rather die than ask Tris to get something off of a high shelf for him

He’s 5′3″ (160.02 cm)

Def petite

Tris put a whiteboard on the fridge to write shopping lists on but now they both just use it to write notes to each other

“Saw u staring at Nyk earlier HMMMMMM”

“stfu like you weren’t ogling that dude she was with”

Disaster gay but everyone just assumes he’s straight like ????

After his parents died he bounced around a few foster homes but was adopted by a doctor named Hestia when he was fifteen

He loves his mama and visits her on weekends

The food he brings back to the dorm is the only good stuff he and Tris ever eat

Knows Kade but only a little

All of my modern Sev hcs still apply

Kade

Veterinary Medicine Major

Shares the same major as Sparrow and they’re decent friends

He helps Sparrow get to the classes they share when Nyk can’t

Loves animals and is planning to adopt a doggie soon

Roommates with Elliot and Riella

He lived in a really crappy place before he became friends with Riella

The sibs invited him to move in with them (Kade also obviously helps with rent)

Became good friends with Nyk and he and the sibs spend a lot of time at her/his dorm

Used to shadow Hestia at the clinic (before he decided he wanted to be a vet and not a people doctor) and she gushed all the time about her son 

He met Sev and def thinks Sev is adorable 

Has also seen Sev around campus but hasn’t worked up the courage to talk to him yet

Demi and gay

Is a part of the GSA club

Thinks Anders is funny

Almost no one agrees

Elliot 

Culinary Arts Major

Idk it just came to me and I was like “might as well”

Cooks for Riella, Kade, Nyk, and Sparrow regularly

Has a golden retriever named Jax

Jax is crazy

He gets the zoomies

Jax is usually wary of strangers but he’s warmed up to Riella, Kade, Nyk, and is close with Sparrow

Aroace

Attends GSA

Regularly tells Anders where he can shove his musical numbers and snide comments

Roommates with Riella and Kade

Took online classes until Riella graduated so they could move together

Met Kade through Riella

Can’t handle spicy food and is appalled by the fact that Kade, Riella, and Sparrow are all fueled by eating the spiciest things possible

Refuses to eat anything with pepper on it, but keeps a shaker for his friends and sister

Nyk and him bond over being unable to tolerate anything hotter than a hot tamale candy

Likes driving

Owns a minivan

It’s unclear as to why he needs a minivan he just has one

He named it Elliot jr. as a joke once but now no one lets him forget it

Is super ultimate BFFs with Sparrow

Helps her around campus when Nyk and Kade can’t

Sparrow 

Veterinary Medicine Major

Nyk, Kade, and Elliot help her around campus (still blind and thriving)

Owns a parrot named Chirp and guide dog that everyone is 95% sure is just a wolf that Sparrow illegally bought a service animal vest for

No one knows the name of the dog

Sparrow claims that Chirp can talk but only does it in front of her

Sometimes Elliot will also claim that he’s heard Chirp talk but no one can tell if he’s telling the truth or not (He’s not even sure at this point)

Lesbian ace and is highkey dating Riella 

Elliot pretends it annoys him but secretly he’s thrilled because he adores the both of them (he’d never reveal this but Sparrow knows anyway)

Attends GSA

Brings her animals

Chirp usually just sits on her shoulder, and the dog at her feet

Has super unruly hair

Only a select few are permitted to touch it: Elliot, Riella, and Nyk

Nyk will braid it sometimes, but Sparrow usually likes to have it free 

Roommates with Nyk

Nyk decorated their room super cute, fairylights strung all around it and polaroids on the walls (though I guess she can’t see them rip)

Nyk loves Sparrow’s animals, and the animals get a long great with Phyrie (except for one time that Phyrie attacked Chirp but that doesn’t happen anymore)

Riella 

Dance Major

Not much is known about Riella but I just thought this’d be a cool major for her

idk she gives off ballerina vibes for some reason

Sapphic and dating Sparrow

Roommates with Elliot and Kade

All three of them share a bookshelf and love talking about books

They also play video games a lot together

Minecraft is not a competition but do not play with the three of them they will win

They share an ACNH island on the switch they pooled money for

Loves having her hair in french braids

Nyk usually braids it for her before classes

Ig Nyk just braids everyone’s hair smh

Wears rompers everywhere

Met Kade when a creepy dude approached her on her way to a class and Kade pretended to know her to get her away from the creepy dude

He started walking her to that class just in case and they became friends

Anders

Performing Arts Major

Super dramatic and way into theater

Has been out of the closet for years as genderqueer and pan (Prefers he/him pronouns; he’s used them all his life and he’s used to them)

Goes to GSA club and loves telling obnoxious stories

Has hinted at being in a relationship but no one knows who it is, and the club tries to find out sometimes (It’s Latham)

Grew up with Latham and they started dating when they were seventeen

Latham isn’t out of the closet yet, so he asked Anders to keep it a secret

Anders doesn’t mind at all, he’s just happy to be with the boy he loves :)

Was a part of marching band in high school, and still practices his trumpet in his free time

Regularly texts everyone a gross amount of emojis 

Latham and him moved in together when they graduated and started going to college

Latham does all the cooking

The last time Anders attempted to cook anything, the pan caught on fire (the cooking pan not Anders) (XDDD) (I think I’m hilarious) 

He’s not allowed to cook anymore

They each have their own beds but usually sleep in the same one when they don’t have guests (they are both huge cuddlers) (Anders is the little spoon)

Has a pet snake because he lives to be extra (It’s a ball python)

(I can’t remember what Anders’ phoenix is named so the snake is nameless for now)

Latham

Pre-Law Studies Major

Wants to become a lawyer

Absolutely talks crap about everyone he knows with Anders

Identifies as queer but is closeted

His family are all very religious and anti-LGBTQ+ so he’s scared to come out to them

The only person who knows is Anders

His father in particular scares him

His dad really doesn’t approve of Latham being ‘friends’ with Anders, ever since Anders came out publicly

Is decent at cooking (nowhere near as good as Elliot)

Doesn’t have a lot of friends

Kind of knows Tristan and Elliot but not really

Has a Pomeranian named Xane

He’s obsessed w/ little dogs