#neener

[dredreadsdrawing]

Neener the Jesting

Size: 56 cm

Extra: Neener is the seventh clown made of the 42 overall. He is an erratic jester with boredom issues. He was given to the most prominent judge of the nation with a note that he should be able to 'help her liven up.' She has kept him around and largely ignores him as she goes about her work. His ongoing goal is to get his owner to laugh... but it's hard when he's not given the time or day. Still, he continues to be a nuisance that she surprisingly doesn't want to get rid of.

His smile is seemingly permanent. He has stated multiple times that it hurts him when he tries to frown.

[etakeh]

I bet this stirred up some ire.

This is from a Guardian article about a woman who was rescued from a river. Cool story, but this part...made me smile.

Make it known, in this subtle way, that Christianity isn't the ubiquitous quantity we've been led to believe.

[colleendoran]

I don't know who made this, but obviously some clever person in Good Omens fandom did, and I like it.

[marlynnofmany]

I was reading about how big and apocalyptic hailstones can be, as you do (we only get the tiny ones where I live), and I can't help thinking it seems like such a fantasyland concept. Lumps of ice big enough to kill you just fall from the sky sometimes? Usually a lot at once? Clearly you've pissed off something supernatural, and you'd better figure out what.

(Alternately, you might cast your own spell that makes the hailstones splash into water on contact, or flowers, or who knows what else. Repopulate The Frog Population With This One Simple Trick Mistake. Whoops, that was the wrong spell. No one will notice, right?)

[anisaanisa]

Ah. Still safe. Perfect ☆

[ssruis]

B4 I actually watched stories and was just reading the events on the god forsaken fandom wiki I was pronouncing emu/nene as eemu/neenee in my head… I could say “I don’t know Japanese” as a reason but English also favors the [e] pronunciation of “e” vs [i] (i.e bed vs see) in situations like this. My excuse for emu is the bird but idk what happened with nene. I think im just stupid. Muscle memory phonics failed me. Child left behind. Girl you know how words like emulsify and never/vender are pronounced.

[flowery-laser-blasts]

Drakken: Hmm... That's odd. Shego: What's odd? Drakken: I think- I think my eyesight improved? Shego: Yea? Tell me the licenseplate of that car down below us. Drakken: ...S- Shego: 5. Drakken:

Later that day... Drakken: That's a huge camper-- Shego: That's a bus. Drakken:

[kharmii]

Funny animation of Volo holding the spooky plate just out of reach.

Where Volo is hard at work finding plates, but suddenly Akari distracts him. She tells him about a cake Beni made of him. What skill he has!

Art credit: 山羊【南1ホールオ37a】@yagiyama_ Twitter.

[brain-rot-hour]

Soldier, poet, king

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Chapters: 1/1 Rating: General Audiences Relationships: Napoléon I de France | Napoléon Bonaparte/Arthur Wellesley 1st Duke of Wellington, mentions of past Napoleon/Josephine Characters: Napoléon I de France | Napoléon Bonaparte, Arthur Wellesley 1st Duke of Wellington, Canova's Statue of Napoleon as Mars the Peacemaker, Napoleon's bees Additional Tags: melodramatic middle aged men, some quarreling about legacy and honour and all that, do they care for each other?? they don't know!!, are they idiots? yes, brief description of battle field violence Summary:

A request for an updated version of the Canova Statue Discussion was made on tumblr. So, have another iteration of Napoleon and Wellington discussing the arrival and location of the (in)famous Canova state of Napoleon as Mars the Peace Maker.

Arthur was attempting to be mindful. Napoleon is having none of it.

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Obligatory Excerpt: 

The something-of-a-shock, though, is that the statue has reappeared in his life. Miserable, miserable. Horrid, horrid. Atrocious, even. But here he is, facing that ghost of his past called Empire.

The world swelters. August afternoon sun bathes the garden of his house in Woodford, merely let to him since the damnable men of the British government will not allow him the personal pride of ownership. Wellesley, one of the many damnable men on this island (there are many damnable men. Napoleon keeps a list in his head. Bertrand has them written down. Montholon has sent them all to the devil verbally), drinks his tea as a bee bumbles past them towards its hive at the back of the garden.

Napoleon has not said a word since Wellesley told him: I’ve received something you might have some views on. That statue by Canova of you as Mars the Peacemaker.

Wellesley sets his cup aside, pursing lips. ‘I don’t know what you wish me to say.’

Napoleon lifts an eyebrow. They are both in clothes of countryside gentlemen at leisure—though Napoleon is in blues and Wellesley is in green and brown. He had been out riding before coming to see the Imperial household.

‘Well?’ the cursed man prompts. ‘Don’t sulk at me—’

‘I am hardly sulking, Wellesley. I’m thinking.’

‘It was a gift from the Prince Regent.’

‘Christ’s blood, of course it was.’

‘Well I would hardly choose it myself,’ Wellesley counters. ‘Give me some sense of decorum and taste.’

Which could mean anything. Napoleon pours himself a second coffee. This is how they take tea in the garden whenever Wellesley comes up from Town: a pot of coffee, a pot of tea, they war over the cured fruits and soft bread. Afterwards, they might take a walk or go for a ride. Drive Lowe up the wall with how fast and loose they are with the Rules. Though, since the Prince of Waterloo (sneered with greatest resentment when Napoleon thinks on the nick-name) is present, Napoleon’s gaoler can hardly complain.

But today all of that is off.

These men are very normal about everything, including each other! Napoleon calls Arthur by his surname not at all out of a desire to be the most obnoxious person in England! He’s not petty nor passive aggresive!

for @lordansketil

[aunti-christ-ine]

So . . . who else has been compelled to play a super-sorrowful "womp-womp" followed by a chorus of "neener-neener" on their teensy-tiny violin? 😭🎻 Awww, poor man-baby!

🙄 .. 🫣 .. 🤭 .. 😁 .. 😄 .. 😆 .. 🤣

(I love this woman!)

[angelicdonuts]

Nene and girlfriend this time :3 !!

Grhghvhhg the girls... the shawty baes..

(Still more!! Next post is gonna be boyfriend focused [with a little bit of Pico too ^_^] !!)

[thiefofhope555]

Odysseus: Starts the entire Epic Musical series off by murdering a baby.

Odysseus: Taunts Polyphemus, the cyclops, as they sail away, kicking off literally the entire chain of misery that follows. Does so for no reason except to flex.

Odysseus: Betrays the trust of his crew by sacrificing six of them to a monster, without even trying another avenue (like, oh, idk, bringing six of those sirens along as the sacrifices), without getting their input, nothing. Is unable to defend the morality of this action in the slightest when confronted. ("Say something!" "I can't!")

People here, for some reason: Odysseus did nothing wrong and his crew deserved to die. They shouldn't have been mean to him :( How dare they raise their voices at the man who got them onto this mess and sees them as nothing but sacrificial animals. They should learn their place, he's their captain and their king and he can do whatever he wants forever.

[blenselche]

Say hi to the new neener.

[amischiefofmice]

i wrote even more words look at that like 10k words wow dang

go put my words in your eyeballs

OK SOME SERIOUS TYPING

so like. Astarion's whole arc is really how you as the player can befriend the SHIT out of him and even romance him enough he starts dealing with things instead of just wanting to cause the world as much harm as he received

so like what if that person then wasn't there anymore? shit you mean he's gotta keep recovering ON HIS OWN NOW? fuuuck

thats it thats the fic ok read it

[avicinda]

fjdhsjkhf i forgot avicinda flicked nonoy's glasses off like that's just SO fucken rude and petty