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[minetteenfers]

I posted 215 times in 2022

28 posts created (13%)

187 posts reblogged (87%)

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I tagged 109 of my posts in 2022

Only 49% of my posts had no tags

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#pretty sure she's why i wanted to be a librarian and still would love to in an old library lol

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#5

I don’t normally ask for a favor... lol

But if anyone wants to and has time... you don’t have to read them... but can some people review my books on Webnovel? It helps push them further up the algorithm. I need at least 11 reviews to make a star rating show up. ^-^ Some of the first chapters are free and you can watch ads to unlock about 2-3 a day for free. But I’m not even asking for that. lol If you could just say something in the review area that would be greatly appreciated and I would be so happy! lol I respond to the reviews too like I do on AO3 comments. ^-^

I appreciate you all and I am so thankful for you all! Remember to be yourself no matter what mean things people say and that you are amazing! <3

Captured by a Mafia Boss

The Vampire’s Tainted Mate

10 notes - Posted May 10, 2022

#4

Synopsis:

Logan hasn’t derived satisfaction from a mortal in centuries. He craved something more. Gwendolyn doesn’t shy away from danger. She walks into his nightclub in search of the gorgeous man she’s only seen in photos. Her scent alone is enough to bring him to his knees at her feet. However, her passion for life makes him afraid of ruining her by bringing her into his lifeless world.

***

“You don’t want to get mixed up with me, trust me, you’re too full of life. I’ll only bring you death and chaos and no one wants that,” Logan leaned on the bar, “most that is.”

“And if I do?”

“Then I gotta say you must have lost your d*mn mind, darling.” 

***

Now, Logan must fight his primal urges to protect his prey from a vicious werewolf stalker, who broke the treaty between wolves and vampires by encroaching on his home, and more importantly, his soulmate.

Will Logan choose to ruin Gwen, or will he hand her over to the wolves?

Age Suggestion: 18+

Content Warnings: Mentions of Suicidal Thoughts, Sexual Content, Blood, Kidnapping, and Drugs

The Vampire’s Tainted Mate is created by Minette Enfers, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Read it on Webnovel here!

10 notes - Posted March 4, 2022

#3

I sketched/drew @katieykat513 Mafia AU ;) 

I couldn’t resist! XD Damn you, woman! LMAO

17 notes - Posted March 6, 2022

#2

Update 2022!

Hello and Happy New Year!

I wanted to update you all that I just got signed on with a publisher! This means that I’m going to need a little extra patience with updates on my fanfics because publishing takes a lot of work and I’m new to it. I will update fanfics when I have time to, so don’t worry. :) This being said, I want to thank you all so much for supporting me and reading my writing! Without you all I would have never had the courage to post my fanfics online, self-publish myself, or try for a publisher! Because of you all, I conquered my anxiety about posting my writing and my art! You are all amazing and I appreciate you more than you all know! <3

20 notes - Posted January 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Someone, yet again, used my public email to make a dating profile. This time I was a 65 year old woman with no kids! LMFAO! I blame @chimpukampu for this comic. LMAO Anyway, it’d be cool if people would stop making me random people. LMAO

40 notes - Posted April 20, 2022

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[mithrava]

[silverynight]

The haunting

<----Previous

Chapter 7

Izuku goes back to the counter, only to find Ochako looking right in the direction where Todoroki walked away with worry.

"What's going to happen? Can we stop it?" He blurts out, knowing Kirishima is right behind him.

"I'm not sure," she shakes her head. "But the prince was really pissed when he found out his father paid you a visit."

"I told him nothing happened!" Izuku says to her, sounding a little bit desperate; the worst thing is that the bad feeling is still pressing his chest from the inside.

"Nothing is going to change his mind," Ochako leans to stroke Izuku's cheek gently. "He already hates his father, but now... Listen, prince Todoroki really cares about you."

"I care about him too! He's my friend," Izuku assures her, holding back a blush.

His friend rolls her eyes at him.

"You know what I mean," Ochako says, frowning when she looks at the necklace around Izuku's neck. "You should give him a chance."

"Hey!" Kirishima protests over Izuku's shoulder, almost offended.

Reminding himself he doesn't have time for that, Izuku jumps over the counter and starts helping Mina with the drinks, although he finds himself really busy in no time, it doesn't help to forget about his concern.

He hopes Todoroki is alright, wherever he is at the moment.

***

The city alarm starts at midnight; it's been a while since Izuku last heard it, but he knows it always means trouble.

"Alright everyone! Get out!" Mina yells, standing over the counter and looking calmer than she probably feels. "Us humans have to go back home before the lockdown begins!"

Izuku finds really curious that the vampires don't need to be told twice to disappear from the place. He knows whatever is going on it has to do with them.

A lockdown. It's usually meant just for humans, because they're the most vulnerable of the three races that inhabit earth; it happened a long time ago, when the werewolves were more aggressive during a full moon, before a medicine was created.

When Ochako grabs him by the arm, Izuku notices how tense she really is.

"What's going on?"

"Todoroki must've challenged his father," the vampire says, looking around. "These kind of things always make vampires grumpy and they usually unfold chaos."

"Will Shoto be alright?"

"I'm not sure," Ochako mumbles with honesty. "But he'll be very happy when I tell him you're worried about him. Now I'll take you home and after I make sure you're safe I'll go find the prince in case he needs me."

"I can take him home," Kirishima says. Izuku is about to tell both of them he doesn't need babysitters, but he notices how concerned they are about him.

Ochako doesn't even argue with the werewolf, she just nods and ruffles Izuku's hair affectionately.

"Take care of him," she tells the redhead before rushing out of the bar.

After making sure everything is in order and closing the place, both Kirishima and Izuku walk Mina home before heading towards the green haired man's apartment.

On their way to the building, they find two vampires fighting on the street, but neither of them stop to see what they're arguing about.

When they hear a growl, Kirishima takes Izuku in his arms and gets out of there in the blink of an eye. The human doesn't even protest.

He just wants to go home.

***

He makes dinner to take his mind out of the concern he's feeling, it doesn't work though; he can't stop thinking about Todoroki.

"Katsuki will be here soon."

"He doesn't have to, I'm fine," Izuku mumbles. Of course he wants to see him, but he also knows the werewolf has a lot of things on his plate.

Kirishima chuckles, almost like he can hear the human's anxious thoughts.

"He's worried. There's nothing you or I could say that can actually stop him from coming to see you."

The redhead is so sure about that, it makes Izuku blush to the tip of his ears; even though he has an idea of how things work for werewolves, to him they just started dating.

He's so immersed in his own thoughts the moment he hears a knock on his door he almost jumps out of his skin.

Bakugo doesn't even allow him to think because he cups Izuku's face with both hands as soon as the human opens the door for him; it always surprises the Izuku how gentle he can be for someone who has a scowl on his face most of the time.

"Are you okay?" The werewolf asks at the same time Izuku notices the cut on Bakugo's cheek.

"What happened?" He mumbles, noticing a bruise on the werewolf's arm as well.

"Ran into a couple of blood drinking idiots," Bakugo says like it's not a big deal.

"Come here, let me take care of that," Izuku smiles sweetly, grabbing the blond's huge hand to lead him inside; he makes him sit on a chair while he looks for something to clean up his wounds.

Kirishima is watching them with excitement, Izuku doesn't understand why he looks so happy for them.

When he stops in front of Bakugo, the werewolf takes him in his arms and sits him on his lap, however, instead of protesting, Izuku just starts cleaning the cut on his cheek.

"You'll be such a good mate," Bakugo mumbles with a satisfied smirk. "But it makes sense, you belong to me."

Rolling his eyes, Izuku is about to point out they just started "dating" but he forgets what he wanted to say when he feels gentle lips on the curve of his neck.

"Kacchan, please... Eijiro is here."

"Don't mind me!" The redhead says. "Pretend I'm not here!"

Bakugo huffs when Izuku shakes his head, although his red eyes are glimmering with fondness.

He doesn't stay long, but he tells Kirishima to keep Izuku company and ignores every time the human assures him he can take care of himself.

***

Even though he tells Kirishima he should take the bed, the werewolf insists he can sleep on the couch.

The next day he convinces himself it's ridiculous for his friend to waste his time babysitting him and is about to tell him that when they both hear chanting outside, it's night again and there's a crowd of vampires marching down the street.

Izuku must admit that it makes him feel nervous for a moment.

"What's going on?" He whispers as the voices become louder and he finally hears a clear "Long live the King," over and over. "Do you think Shoto is–"

"Wait," Kirishima cuts him off, looking through the window as a pair of wolf ears appear on his head, they're the exact shade of his hair.

Izuku would be fascinated if he wasn't so worried and nervous at the moment.

"Can you hear it?"

He shakes his head because even though he knows they're still chanting something about his King, he's not so sure what are the exact words anymore.

"Long live the new King," Kirishima tells him.

"What?"

"The vampires have a new King."

***

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[giveemhales]

I have been reading stucky fics for a couple years now, and 2020 gave me the opportunity to read even more. Plus, I got back on tumblr and got to see the many great things the fandom has to offer. So I want to celebrate some of my favorites of the year!

Over 8000 stucky fics were published on ao3 this year, so I am obviously leaving out some great fics (I still have literally hundreds on my to read list I just haven’t gotten to yet). But even if I didn’t get to read all of the fics, I read some great ones and want to share.

Here are my favorite stucky fics published in 2020. I hope you find something new to read, and thank you to all of the content creators for making the year more bearable!

My top 20 stucky fics of 2020 (sorted by length):

Trojan Horse by @galwednesday (2k, shrinkyclinks, bucky and steve creating chaos and saving the day, fluff and humor) (you don’t need to read the other stories in the series, but you should bc they’re great)

hit me baby one more time by @deisderium (10k, assassin!steve, assassin!bucky, enemies to friends to lovers, angst and fluff)

Take You for a Ride (On my Garbage Truck) by @goodbyeblues-ao3 (modern setting, garbage man!steve, programmer!bucky, but steve thinks he’s homeless, bucky is a disaster, misunderstandings, fluff and humor)

we freak on the cam by @howdoyousleep3 and art by PrettierAndYounger (21k, camboy!bucky, porn star!steve, fluff and smut)

The Warmth of His Hands by @fauvistfly and art by @capdeady (21k, modern setting, baker!bucky, bucky does pottery, rich steve, artist!steve, finding love through tiktok, mistaken identity, angst and fluff)

Love Me Tender Like What Keeps Me Well by @thiccbuckybarnesfic (24k, historical AU, a/b/o dynamics, alpha!steve, omega!bucky, marriage of convenience, miscommunication, steve being guilty and a dumbass, mpreg, angst and fluff and smut)

sharpen your teeth (tell yourself it’s just business) by @voxofthevoid (24k, canon divergence, bucky treats steve as his mission, emotional manipulation, angst with a happy ending)

Taste the way you bleed by @trenchcoatsandtimetravel and SinpaiCasanova (Bladerunnerblue) (27k, canon divergence, werewolf!steve, vampire!bucky, arranged marriage, memory loss, angst and fluff and smut)

Don’t Give it a Hand, Offer it a Soul by @captaintoomanybattles (30k, winter soldier!steve, shield agent!bucky, hurt/comfort, angst with a happy ending)

A Noble Steed by @leveragehunters and art by @artgroves (37k, shrinkyclinks, royal bucky, warhorse!bucky (less weird than it sounds), curses and magic, angst and fluff)

Coming Up Easy by @musette22 (45k, author!bucky, teacher!bucky, DIY youtube videos, strangers to lovers, mutual pining, (light) angst and fluff and smut)

Change Your Stars by @trenchcoatsandtimetravel and art by @histoires-eternelles (52k, a knight’s tale AU, medieval AU, identity porn, tournaments, mutual pining, prince!bucky, sort of knight!steve, angst and fluff)

Crooked Little House by @magpiemurph and art by @maichan-art (59k, shrinkyclinks, modern setting, magical realism, supernatural bucky, enemies to friends to lovers, angst and fluff and humor and smut)

Heavy Lies The Head by @odette-and-odile and art by @inflomora-art (59k, fantasy AU, prince!bucky, guard!steve, mutual pining, curses, angst and fluff and smut)

The large and the smol of it by @kalee60 (63k, shrinkyclinks, but also shrunkyclunks, identity porn, de-serumed steve, WS!bucky, mutual pining, angst and fluff and humor and smut) (sequel is also great)

While Our Bones Keep Looking Back by @emptydistractions12 (64k, a/b/o dynamics, alpha!steve, omega!bucky, canon-divergence, angst with a happy ending)

Hellhound on my Trail by @blondieewritess and art by @potterspink (70k, shrinkyclinks, hellhounds, supernatural bucky, angst with a happy ending and horror)

Crash and Burn by @hanitrash (74k, shrunkyclunks, a/b/o dynamics, alpha!steve, omega!bucky, dating apps, identity porn, angst and fluff and humor and smut)

Who Prays for the Devil? by @bourneblack (79k, shrinkyclinks, mafia AU, coffee shop AU, disabled steve, mob boss!bucky, secret identity, angst and fluff and smut)

A Year and a Day by Julie_dAubigny (burningbrightly) (94k, medieval AU, a/b/o dynamics, alpha!steve, omega!bucky, courtesan!bucky, fake/pretend relationship, mutual pining, slow burn, tournaments, angst and fluff and smut)

+3 WIPs I’m excited to (hopefully) see more of in 2021:

What Lies They Told Us by @darter-blue (4k, mobster AU, mob boss!bucky, nurse!steve, enemies to lovers, angst with a happy ending (... I assume))

The Way I Feel For You by @becassine (20k, shrunkyclunks, a/b/o dynamics, alpha!steve, omega!bucky, bucky is a disaster, fake/pretend relationship, mutual pining, angst and fluff and humor)

Captain of Death by @starstruckmyths (105k, mafia AU, mob boss!bucky, fighter!steve, protective bucky, memory loss, forced fighting, angst and fluff and smut)

[texanredrose]

Okay, to put some limitations on this, I’m only including the WIPs that I’ve done more than a synopsis for... that I can remember... that’s on Google Drive... that I actually think I might post one day... but haven’t posted yet because my posted WIPs are fairly easy to identify... okay... I got tagged by @unsteadyshade and I’m tagging @faunusrights and @alexlayer69

1) Across Time - Inuyasha AU where Weiss gets thrown back in time to the ancient past, where she meets two demons (Yang and Blake) warring against each other over a misunderstanding.

2) Alpha’s Devotion - Omega’s Strength, but from Winter’s POV.

3) Bears, Oh My - An exhausted Winter, lost on a hike, comes across a cabin where Yang lives with her three pet bears.

4) Brave New World - Continuation of the Dishonored AU where Ruby and Winter reflect on the new Mantle.

5) Bruised - Third installment to the ace!Yang AU. 

6) Coming Home - Based on Dash’s Tiny Knight AU, Princess Blake is betrayed and stranded far from home and must rely on a reticent knight named Weiss to return to her kingdom.

7) Complications Always Arise - Papa Schnee is demanding Weiss marry before he’ll allow her to take his place as head of the SDC, so Yang volunteers to pretend to be Weiss’ beloved. No one else knows the relationship is fake, least of all Blake and Winter, and it’s just a bunch of pain.

8) Divided - Continuation of the By Moonlight AU where Whitley returns to the castle and Winter’s not upset by that- and Winter’s upset by the fact she’s not upset and has to figure out why her inner wolf is cool with this when she should, by all rights, be furious.

9) Dragonsbane - Mage Knight Winter hears tale of a dragon in the countryside that the local villages wish to see vanquished. Winter, however, has other plans.

10) Eye of the Beholder - Blinded and near death after a battle, Winter is rescued by the mysterious Yang and is nursed back to health despite her protests otherwise. (It’s a Medusa!AU.)

11) Fabled - Fable 3 AU where Princess Ruby and Princess Yang are forced to confront the fact that Queen Raven has lost her fucking mind, only to discover that fear drove the woman insane- a fear they must confront themselves.

12) Fields of Love - Farmer Yang offers a job and housing to apparent single mother Winter and her young daughter Penny. What starts as a kind gesture grows into something so much more.

13) Full Circle - Van Helsing (2004) AU, Winter and Weiss, amnesiacs employed by the church to handle all manner of unholy problems, are sent to discover what happened to King Taiyang. Along the way, they become wrapped up in a centuries spanning prophecy and a bloodline hanging in the balance.

14) High Bar, Low Blow - Yang owns a bar where the gimmick is that everyone’s an out of work actor and the staff is staging an ongoing drama on par with a soap opera to keep their customers coming back. Winter joins the staff and then things get a bit real.

15) Hoodlums and Hijinks - Robin Hood AU where Princess Winter and Princess Weiss are just as in favor for overthrowing the king as the group of bandits run by Ruby, Yang, and Blake. 

16) Last One 2: Electric Boogaloo (title subject to change) - a sequel to Last One where the haunt continues.

17) Lexical Access - Sequel to Tip of the Tongue, where Yang gives her girlfriend a bit of roleplaying payback.

18) Little Red - Carmen Sandiego AU where Ruby was kidnapped adopted by a group of thieves and raised to become the world’s greatest thief, but a chance meeting with Penny via a stolen phone opens her eyes to the wider world, and she meets the rebellious heiress Weiss, street smart Blake, and brawler Yang, creating a team that works to foil Ruby’s former friends while eluding capture by mysterious operatives with a somewhat familiar white color scheme...

19) Long Term Investment - Yang, a fae who lives in the woods, makes a deal with Princess Winter to save the Queen. The price? Winter’s firstborn. Winter misunderstands how she’s expected to get pregnant and Yang’s never actually intended to collect. Next thing Yang knows, Winter’s moving into the clearing beside her tree home.

20) Miscalculation - Another Omegaverse AU where Weiss is an omega and Blake and Yang are alphas, except Weiss lied and said she was an alpha when enrolling in Beacon and now she’s locked in a room with Blake and Yang on the verge of starting her heat. Sharing is caring.

21) More Than Words Can Say - Winter, rendered mute by a military accident early in her career, is honestly the best girlfriend Yang’s ever had. However, tonight’s the night they’ve decided to get intimate, and that includes showing some scars that they don’t show often. It’s less about sex and more about trust and intimacy.

22) Music of the Night - Phantom of the Opera AU where the mysterious, disfigured shade of the opera house, Weiss, finds herself at odds with the rich, jovial Yang in a competition for Blake’s heart. Then there’s Adam being a dick, too, and the opera house has never seen so much drama.

23) My Heart Will Go On - It’s the Titanic, but double the rich, unwilling-to-marry ladies and triple the won-a-ticket-to-a-ship ruffians. Penny’s there too; she, like Ruby, just really likes ships.

24) One Fucking Favor - Winter’s due for a long assignment and wants to make a sex tape for stress relief purposes. Yang doesn’t ask questions; she’s just the one with the camera. But then, Winter’s partner for the vid doesn’t show up. What’s Yang going to do about it?

25) Prophecy - Star Wars AU where Ruby, Yang, and Blake are trained as Jedi, Winter and Weiss are part of the clone army, and Ruby’s the chosen one. That’s a lot of pressure to put on someone, but Senator Salem is there to lend a helping hand...

26) Propositioned - Faunus experience bouts of heat; sometimes, they can safely ignore it and go about their lives, but every now and again, they really can’t. Concerned for Blake’s health as she’s skipped too many heats to be healthy, Yang sets up a partner for Blake’s heat. Blake’s not a fan but she does like the idea of banging Weiss Schnee.

27) Proven - ARK: Survival Evolved AU where Winter, after being ‘won’ by Yang, is taken into the bowels of the earth to learn how the underground tribes who inhabit the area survive in such an unforgiving environment. As she acclimates to the tribe’s ways, she finds herself carving out her own path, culminating in facing off against the Queen and proving herself worthy.

28) Reaping What You Sow - When Winter escaped to the countryside with Penny to start a farm, she knew she had her work cut out for her. In need of help and facing a harsh cold season, she hires Yang, a one armed drifter, to help her. The two end up needing the other more than they could’ve imagined.

29) Tear My Heart Open - Blake thought she understood how the world worked. As a member of the White Fang Gang, all she needed to do was keep everyone motivated to continue their ongoing street war against the police and authorities bent on keeping them down. But while running from the cops, she’s offered sanctuary in the home of one Weiss Schnee and her girlfriend, Yang. From there, her perception of the world is completely upended.

30) The Duel - After her father offered her hand in marriage to the winner of a tournament, Winter opted to assume a disguise and fight for the prize herself. In the final match, she faces Yang Xiao Long, a competitor she’s come to know quite well, and she finds her conviction to win wavering slightly. Is it enough to lose her the fight?

31) The Lies We Tell Ourselves - Weiss has made it; she’s opened her tattoo shop in Vale, well away from her father, and aside from a bad first impression with the florists across the parking lot, everything’s looking up for her- until her father finds her. Luckily, Blake’s been through some shit and doesn’t mind helping Weiss drive daddy dearest up the wall, even if it means letting her own parents think she’s dating Weiss. It’s not like either of them is going to catch feelings... unless...

32) The Princess’ Bride - After losing her fiancée to the dreaded White Fang Pirates, Yang vows to take to the sea herself and exact her revenge. Princess Weiss finds herself falling madly in love with Yang, who still loves Blake, and all this is thrown into even more chaos when Yang gets kidnapped and Blake comes back from the dead! 

33) Two for One - Yes, another Omegaverse AU. Five years after the fall of Beacon, Yang and Blake cross paths, each believing the other has spent the time keeping their mutual mate, Weiss, safe. When they realize Weiss is with neither of them, old wounds are torn open, but before they can resolve their dispute, Winter captures the both of them and hauls them to a remote part of Atlas where an SDC facility has been turned into a fortress. There, they find a mortally wounded Weiss clinging to life and raising twins daughters; she gives her mates until her death to endear themselves to their children, else the twins might opt to stay with Winter and be kept from Blake and Yang for good. Between learning about their kids, Blake and Yang navigate their complicated feelings and try to reconnect with Weiss, all while a sinister force gathers to destroy the fortress and steal the prize within.

34) Weaknesses - Loosely set in the Glamour AU, Yang is being forced to assume her mother’s position as leader of their vampire coven. Her fellow vamps disapprove of Yang’s werewolf girlfriend. Winter, of course, doesn’t care.

I got lazy and cut a bunch out. No, fuck you, I don’t have too many AUs, I will add more if I want. Also, some of these, the first chapter is posted on my Patreon. Don’t ask me which ones; I genuinely have no idea. I’m bad at this, y’all.

[mortales]

&.  →  MALE  :  BOB MORLEY : BLOODY SHIRT BY TO KILL A KING — is that AMBROSE LYKOSSON wandering through Briar Creek? They’ve only been here for THREE YEARS and word around the town claims that the 30/1000+ ORIGINAL WEREWOLF is known to be DAUNTLESS and DECEPTIVE. They can be found at BATE'S MOTEL as the OWNER.  With them being part of the LYKOSSONS, it’s only a matter of time before blood is shed.

(   note,   this  blog  is  a  sideblog  to  rhys’  (  huntrs  )  follow  backs  as  well  as  memes,  etc.  will  be  sent  from  there  !!   )

                            ❝     dying   is   easy,    everything  else  is  work.     ❞

❛❛   aesthetic .  ❜❜   ―   ◜   ❏  . ―  constellations  of  freckles  on  his  skin,   snapping  jaws  full  of  sharp  teeth,     the  feeling  of  being  watched,   low  echoing  laughter.    . ― ✎  rory.

basic ▸

full name:  ambrose  lykosson

age:  thirty  /   1000+

date of birth:  unknown, �� sometime  during  the  winter.

occupation:  owner  of  bate’s  motel.

species:  original  werewolf.

language(s) spoken:  english,  tagalog,  spanish,  latin   &   more,   bits  &   pieces  of  many  others.

hair color:  black

eye color:  brown

notable scars or tattoos:  crescent  moon  birth  mark  on  his  left  shoulder  blade.

interior ▸

2 positive traits:    dauntless,  adaptable

2 negative traits:   deceptive,   wildcard

likes:  fighting,   causing  mischief   /   anything  that  captures  his  attention,  making  connections,   running.

dislikes:  anything  boring,   pretending  to  be  nice,  anyone  stuffy,  being  alone,  most  depictions  of  him  in  history  (  he’s  quite  picky  about  it  !!  )

habits:  cracking  his  knuckles,  running  a  hand  through  his  hair,  pushing  himself  physically  when  stressed.

family ▸

no  written  records  of  any  blood  related  family  members,  ambrose  rarely  if  ever  mentions  them.

bio ▸

cursed  a  thousand  years  ago  as  a  wolf  to  hunt  down  vampires  ?  right  up  his  alley  !!   at  one  point,  he  might’ve  been  more  remorseful  or  conflicted  but  it  has  essentially  entirely  faded  throughout  the  years. 

carlisle  cullen  but  a  chaotic  werewolf  ??  meaning  he  would  find   &  take  in  newly  turned  wolves,  making  connections  &  taking  care  of  them  like  they  were  his  own  family.  it  was  in  fact,  partly  out  of  his  desire  to  protect  family  /  actually  caring  for  them  &   partly  because  he  wanted  power.  he  wanted  those  who  would  go  to  bat  for  him,  who  would  help  him  hunt.  peace  was  never  an  option  for  him.

essentially  was  a  traveling  pack  for  a  long  time,  hunting   &   making  detours  to  pick  up  new  wolves  who  he’d  teach  &   take  care  of.  actually  caring  for  them  became  second  nature,  even  today  he  has  an  undeniable  loyalty  to  most  other  wolves,  even  some  hybrids  to  an  extent.

he  quickly  found  out  caring  too  obviously  put  them  in  danger,  those  he  cared  for  were  killed,  so  in  turn,  he’d  kill  anyone  his  enemies  cared  for  as  well.  his  hands  are  stained  in  the  blood  of  thousands.

ambrose  played  along  with  hunting  down  vampires  for  years  upon  years,  until  he  simply  grew  tired  of  it  !  it  no  longer  entertained  him  &  thus  no  longer  was  his  probably.  plus,  he  figured  it  was  his  way  to  no  longer  indulge  the  curse  placed  upon  him.

that  isn’t  to  say  he  didn’t  still  kill  if  the  need  arose,  it  was  simply  more  of  a,  i’ll  protect  family  first.

hasn’t  shied  away  from  life’s  luxuries,  wherever  something  was  happening,  ambrose  was  never  far  behind.

this  being  said  he  quite  literally  is  part  of  a  lot  of  myths  /  legends  told  around  the  world.  he  gets  quite  offended  at  their  depiction  of  him  most  of  the  time,  also  probably  makes  people  think  his  motel  is  haunted.

lies  about  who  he’s  known,  how  old  he  is,  just  who  he  is,  honestly  just  whatever  makes  it  more  fun  for  him.  he’s  an  ass !  although  most  of  what  he  lies  about  isn’t  too  serious.

still  looks  for  wolves  to  take  care  of  to  this  day,  they  can  come  &  go  as  they  please  but  he  will  bat  for  them  no  matter  what.

heard  something  was  happening  in  briar  creek,  there  was  no  way  he’d  stay  away !

talks  a  lot  more  like  bellamy  than  bob  as  well,  i  just  imagine  him  having  quite  a  gruff  voice.

couldn’t  care  less  about  most  vampires  now,   unless  they  trying  to  fuck  with  him  or  one  of  his  wolves     --     then  he  cares  !

his  wolf  form’s  essentially  a  large  pure  black  wolf  with  glaring  gold  eyes  !

pansexual  &  quite  the  flirt,     that  being  said  despite  his  nature  &  how  he  acts  most  of  the  time.  he’s  easily  committed  to  those  he  cares  about,  stayed  with  past  loves  for  hundreds  of  years  until  their  death  or  circumstance  tore  them  apart.

cares,  actually  isn’t  afraid  to  care  by  any  means  he  is  just  chaos  incarnate,  no  one  ever  quite  knows  what  he’s  up  to,  whether  he’ll  destroy  everything  he’s  created  or  simply  just  sit  back  &   watch  everything  unfold.

i have plenty of wcs   !!   so hit me up to plot or give this post a like > :  )

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season three episode two

Before we get into the intricacies of this subpar episode, I want you to close your eyes, inhale, and reflect: is the guy you’re dating your boyfriend, or is he a father figure to you? Think about it. Now let’s cut to the feeling.

I don’t know about you, but seeing a groggy Old Man Ish clumsily lumber around in a backwards hat and a short-sleeved gorilla tee while holding his morning coffee made me immediately sick. And I’m just watching it on TV. Imagine being Madisson and waking up to that. Like, yes, this show is my sole will to live, but even I can’t stomach this. It really can’t get worse. Oh my God. Ish just described Brandon as “agro.” It did get worse. 

Thank god Ish is finally off my screen and I’m back to looking at G baby and BG. Appetite restored. Jared’s also there, so I’m unable to entirely recover from the Ish debacle, but I guess this is the best I can hope for. And may I just add that I am absolutely loving this playful “boys” scene? Seeing the guys boolin with their goon squad is bringing the vibes up big time. BG doesn’t even seem upset about Dadisson – in fact, he begins talking about a potential budding romance with Amanda! And just like that, we’re back on track.  

Strap in. The scene I’ve been waiting for. Dadisson’s reveal to her actual, biological father. Fade in. Jon, Madisson’s bio dad, is seated outside at a cute restaurant, completely unaware of the bomb that is about to explode in his face. As he looks up and sees his daughter walking over with her former producer, you can see the confusion setting in. Wait, what? Why is my youngest daughter walking in with Ish, the show’s old producer? Isn’t she supposed to be introducing me to her boyfriend? Oh, no . . . I think at that point, Jon must know, but he’s remaining willfully ignorant for as long as possible. And I get that, Jon. I do.

 Ish has this special oafish trudge that seriously makes him look like some sort of ogre and I am absolutely living for it. When the lovebirds take their seats, a dark cloud rolls over the Key. Reality sets in. Madisson starts telling her real father about her new Daddy, and my heart is racing. After establishing their respective ages, Jon takes a deep breath and calmly asks the most uncomfortable question your Dad could ever ask you about your boyfriend: “Is he a father figure to you?”

Let’s decompress. This has to be one of the rawest scenes on reality TV, so pour one out for Jon, who at this point was undoubtedly racking his brain trying to recall the exact moment he fucked Madisson up so badly that she now actively chooses to bang 50-year olds. I feel bad for you, Jon. Back to the show.

Madisson is crying, Jon is reeling over his mistakes, and Ish is trying to defend his relationship. As for me, I have one question: could Siesta Key have provided these poor souls with drinks before forcing them to do this on camera?

After that cringey scene, I’m more than happy to watch Amanda and BG have a SPICY meetuppé. Unfortunately, Amanda begins serving me really strange vibes and I’m kind of scared of her. There’s too much licking involved on this date and I’m not interested. Let’s cut to the next scene, where Madisson and Brandon meet to hopefully get closure.

Finally, we get a glimpse of the breakuppé timeline! If you remember correctly, Season 2 ended with us thinking we’d get a glorious Bradisson reunion in Season 3. Alas, we have Dadisson instead. Please don’t misconstrue this as a complaint, because it’s very far from that. I’m just a little confused as to how Dadisson came about, and apparently, so is BG. Madisson explains that after she moved to LA, she no longer felt connected to Brandon. Two months after breaking things off, she began taking to Ish. Brandon isn’t buying it. He’s convinced their relationship has been brewing for some time. Personally, I believe her. She’s never lied and I think Brandon is projecting his own issues onto Madisson. Thoughts?

Lots of tough conversations today – now we’re at Cara’s waiting anxiously for her to drop the news we all knew was coming from the moment she started dating Garrett. That she wants to break up. I think now is as good a time as any to unpack Garrett’s love life. Garrett. Get it together. The whole “hot but stupid” narrative is something the producers are pushing . . . right? You cannot possibly be this idiotic IRL. But love is blinding, I guess. Garrett was cheated on by Kelsey (with Alex), used by Juliette to make someone jealous (Alex), and used by Cara to piss off Kelsey and Juliette (and Alex.) Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me three times, and you can call me Garrett Miller.

 Okay, time for Kelsey and Juliette’s housewarming / rosé party! That had to be the whitest sentence I’ve ever written. The party begins and everyone seems to be in good spirits. Side note – I really applaud the film crew for catching everything that they do. They even got a short clip of Garrett having difficulty opening the front door and included it to perpetuate the very true belief that Garrett is actually a failed artificial intelligence robot project gone wrong.

Chloe arrives with a shot ski, but “Con Artist” Robby has to one-up her by bringing a TV. She’s convinced he’s bringing it to make up for how small his dick is. Boys, you heard it here first – don’t even THINK about bringing a TV to a party unless you want everyone to know how small your penis is! Madisson’s not even paying attention to Boring Robby’s embarrassing genital blunder because she’s too busy eyeing Amanda and Brandon. She even has the audacity to whisper, “I just hope he has the best intentions.” Right, because Ish definitely has the best intentions with you. Okay, Madisson.

 Notably missing from the soirée is Cara and my new favorite cast member, Victoria. Kelsey obviously vetoed Cara’s invite, so C and V decided to get a romantic relaxing beachside massage instead. Cara begins explaining that she’s only stringing Garrett along because he functions as her safety net. Meanwhile, at the party, Juliette is having to spell this out to simple Garrett. He looks glum. Suddenly, Garrett’s “unhappy hour” t-shirt seems much more fitting.

 Chloe and Amanda are in a corner, and shocker, they’re talking shit about Juliette and Robby. Juliette overhears, confronts them, and tensions rise. Chloe and Juliette step outside to discuss it further, and it becomes very apparent to me that Juliette is utterly plastered. Chloe is basically sober. What could go wrong?

 Everything! Chloe starts off by asking Juliette what she thinks about their friendship. Obviously, these two have a sordid past, but Juliette is literally too blackout to articulate anything, so Chloe’s immediately won this before it even really begins. Towards the end of the conversation, Juliette starts wagging her finger in Chloe’s face. Chloe slaps it away, so naturally, Juliette retaliates by PUNCHING HER IN THE HEAD. Juliette, I love you, and I’m normally on your side, but this is just not a good lewk. Chloe is straight chilling while Juliette attempts to rip out her extensions. So of course, Chloe looks like the normal one, and Juliette looks like she’s on The Bad Girls Club instead of Siesta Key. Hopefully, she’ll learn a lesson from this, because violence is never the answer!

Unfortunately, Juliette doesn’t learn that lesson! As soon as Amanda steps in to break up the fight, Juliette also tries to hit her. She also can’t understand why Amanda is being so harsh when Amanda was the one who punched Chloe in the face and broke her nose two years ago. Which I feel like is valid! Everyone is screaming, running around and fighting. Genuine chaos. Anarchy. The only person there who is remaining calm is Brandon. He is quite literally the human embodiment of Switzerland. Immediately I’m reminded of that part in Twilight’s third book, Eclipse, when Bella is forced to be the voice of reason and soothe the tensions between vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. In order to fight the vampire army that Victoria’s newborn lover has created, the vampires and werewolves must put aside their inherent differences and join forces. If not, they could totally ravage Seattle, travel to the quaint town of Forks, and potentially eat Police Chief Charlie Swan!! By becoming a neutral Switzerland, Bella narrowly avoids this horrific fate. Like Bella, Brandon remains neutral in a time of utter disaster. Thanks, Brandon. But more importantly, thank YOU, Stephanie Meyer.

 Kelsey swiftly removes everyone from her home and starts looking for Amanda’s lost phone while Boring Robby hugs Juliette and tries to make her feel better about being the worst. And Kelsey standing around in the background after having to forcibly remove all her friends from her property while her roommate makes out with her boyfriend is such a vibe.

After Cara comes to the rescue to pickuppé the stranded party guests, the episode ends. Overall, I was pretty unhappy with this episode, but I feel that it was a necessary step to get us back in the right direction. I just miss Alex. He needs to return from Europe immediately. I’m tired of all of this girl drama and I want Boring Robby to become Interesting Robby. The next episode seems promising – but we’ll have to wait and see.

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Lock Up || Self Para

Involving: Stefan Salvatore, Isaac Lahey.

Mentions: Elena Gilbert.

Date: Tuesday, January 1, 2019.

Time: 6 pm, est.

Location: Abandoned werewolf cellar in the woods, Mystic Falls, Virginia.

Trigger warning(s): None.

Closing the garage up for the night was an easy task. Isaac never minded being the last one there who locked up. However, today was different. For once, his boss was in the office cutting checks for the employees. The werewolf recalled the night he’d spoken to Elena about locking Stefan up somewhere and he knew this may be his only opportunity to do something about it. Poking his head into Stefan’s office, Isaac glanced around and took note of the vampire at his desk. “Hey, boss.” He greeted, taking a step inside, watching as Stefan looked curious as to why he’d entered. “I’m about to lock up shop. I just figured I’d see if you wanted to do something like catch a drink before I head home.”

“Sure.” Stefan agreed, rising from his desk and dropping his pen onto the wooden surface. “I could go for something... tasty.”

Isaac was certain Stefan was referring to blood, not alcohol. “My car’s just out front.” The curly haired male informed the other man, watching as Stefan strolled out of his office and then towards the exit of the garage. Isaac followed suit, determination residing in his eyes. Once outside, he pointed to his vehicle and allowed Stefan to climb into the passenger’s seat. “There’s just something I need from the back real quick.” Isaac rounded the vehicle and opened the door to the back seat which was directly behind Stefan. Unbeknownst to the vampire, the werewolf had come prepared with a full syringe of vervain hiding in a duffel bag on the floor of the car.

Carefully, the werewolf rummaged through the bag and found the object, pulling out the syringe carefully before he quickly stabbed Stefan in the back of the neck with it and injected him with the poison. The vampire grunted in pain, fully aware of the poison being injected into his system. He shoved open the door and fell to the gravel beneath the vehicle on the ground, groaning in pain and in complete shock at what Isaac had just done.

“What the.. hell...” Stefan muttered, the vervain quickly overtaking his body, paralyzing him, his eyelids felt heavy.

“Sorry, Stefan. But I’m doing this for a friend and the entire town.” Isaac informed his boss, watching as the vampire was subdued. It didn’t take long for the vampire to pass out and Isaac looped his arms under Stefan’s body, heaving him into the backseat of his car. He knew he only had a short period of time to put his plan into action so he wasted no time in speeding off towards the thick of the forest.

Once parked at the edge of the woods, Isaac pulled Stefan out of the vehicle and began to drag him through the woods, the vampire’s legs dragging along the earth as the werewolf utilized his strength to carry the brunette. Coming upon a clearing, Isaac noticed the staircase that led down into an abandoned cellar and he hurried down the steps, finally heaving Stefan’s body inside the cellar. He had already planned this location and there was a series of chains already connected to the cellar wall where an empty cell resided. Hastily, he began to link the chains to Stefan’s body, securing the vampire to the cellar wall before he cuffed his wrists in thicker chains which were rooted to the ground.

The vampire groaned and Isaac checked to make sure all chains were secure before he could peel his hazy emerald hues open. Successful, Isaac exited the cell and slammed the door shut, locking it with a key before he took a step back and examined the vampire who was now chained down. Stefan’s orbs fluttered open and he tilted his head in agony, the vervain still pumping through his undead veins.

“I’ll kill you when I get out of here, Isaac. I’ll kill you..” Stefan threatened.

“Not if your humanity is restored first.” Isaac shot back bitterly. “We can’t have you feeding on whoever you want, using people at your disposal.” 

Stefan chuckled tiredly. “Sure you can. It’s not that hard. Besides, haven’t you heard? I’ve already been locked up before and I was freed. What makes you think this will hold me?”

“Mountain ash.” Isaac answered, eyes still lingering on the vampire in question who was causing chaos around Mystic Falls. “You won’t be going anywhere anytime soon.” He made sure he’d covered the perimeter of the cell with mountain ash and now he finished the line, creating a barrier in which Stefan couldn’t escape.

“Why are you doing this?”

“Because someone believes you still have a heart in there somewhere and I have faith in her.” 

Stefan let out another chuckle though weak. “Elena, of course. What? Did she tempt you with those big doe eyes of hers?”

Shaking his head, Isaac simply stared at him in silence. “She’ll be here soon enough.” And with that, he took his leave, his ears catching sounds of the vampire struggling in the restraints as he exited the abandoned cellar.

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season three episode five

How much allegiance does your hairdresser owe you? Most people form a pretty tight bond with the person cutting their hair. Not only do you entrust your hairdresser with your appearance and whatever gossip you share while getting your head massaged – you also trust them not to murder you even though they could easily slit your throat with scissors!! I know you’re pondering that ethical dilemma, but dropetté because it’s time to cut to the feeling!

 Okay, we’re starting off with Amanda and Chloe at the beach, discussing Cara’s freakoutté in the last episode, which is great because I want to rewind and delve further into it. The more I watch it, the less it makes sense. Why would the producers intervene? They barely stepped in when Juliette started hitting Chloe and Amanda – why whisk Cara away just for yelling that no one graduated high school for the fortieth time? Well, I hope you’re a fan of conspiracy theories because have I got one for you. I believe that the producers instructed Alex to push a fabricated storyline involving Cara cheating on G Baby. I’m guessing that they figured Cara would either go along with it, or that she’d get angry, (because that’s her job…) but what they didn’t predict was that Cara had reached her breaking point. Instead of screaming at Alex, (which is what they tried to play this off as,) I think she was screaming at the producers about the utter fakeness of the show. She was tired of constantly being painted as the villain. Which is why they ultimately removed her from the boat. It would also explain the choppy editing and the fact that she dropped out of the show. Thoughts? Opinions? I don’t care, I’m right. Let’s move on.

Finally, the moment I’ve been waiting for – ALYSSA’S SIESTA KEY DEBUT! Who is Alyssa, you ask? LET ME EXPLAIN. Alyssa is Alex’s long-time family friend and current baby mama! She is also Juliette’s former friend from FSU and – you guessed it – HAIRDRESSER. Hairdresser! Has she no decency!? If you’re a friend, feel free to date my ex, but if you’re my hairdresser?! Dream on, bitch! I swear to God, the day Savannah (my hairdresser) starts dating my ex?! Utter chaos! Sadly, Juliette was warned that her hairdresser was a sneaky brownnoser with a hidden agenda. In last season, we witnessed a Chloe and Juliette blowuppé caused by Juliette’s pesky hairdresser! Her OWN HAIRDRESSER told Chloe she was talking shit. While that would be more than enough for me to say goodbye, Juliette kind of has this pattern of ignoring people’s many glaring red flags, idk if you’ve noticed it though, it’s something not many people know about her.

 Anyways, this is a betrayal worse than JC and Brutus, worse than JC and Judas, and dare I say – even worse than that time in Stephanie Meyer’s third American novel in the Twilight Series – Eclipse, when Bella, desperate to stop Jacob from fighting in werewolf form against the savage newborn vampire army Victoria and her new lover Riley had created, kisses Jacob in what she claims is an attempt to get him to stay with her in the safety of the tent, but what we know is an act of love and a direct betrayal of Vampire Edward. It hurts to even think about it. And right after they got engaged? Bella, you can be so heartless. But is this funny because we find out later that even though Alex may find Alyssa to be hotter than Juliette, he literally doesn’t like her. Ouch!

Wait – he doesn’t like her? I thought she was with child – his child! Well, you’re right, she is carrying a small Shrek Alex inside of her uterus, but I guess having someone’s child doesn’t actually force them to like you. Who knew? Would have saved me a lot of grief to have that intel, let me tell you. LOL!! Anyways, we know he doesn’t like Alyssa because he told Juliette to her face that he doesn’t like Alyssa. After Juliette and Boring Robby: The Liar have yet another unsuccessful (and boring) conversation about Alex, Juliette ignores his wishes and goes to see Alex for the first time since the breakuppé anyways. But before we discuss their conversation, I need to get something off my chest. I get a distinctly strange Fatherly vibe from Boring Robby when he and Juliette talk, and it’s so unsettling. Maybe it’s the never-ending rip off of Confucius quotes that spill out of his mouth hole uncontrollably? Seriously, Boring Robby’s only talent (besides stealing) is word vomiting random phrases that don’t pertain to the topic of conversation whatsoever. I mean, “That’s like sitting in the driver’s seat, moving forward, while watching the rearview mirror.” Intern, get this philosopher a quill, some ink, and a Pulitzer Prize…STAT!

Juliette and Alex’s talk goes just about as well as it could possibly go. (It goes horribly.) Luckily, we got some genuine dynamite quotes from the exchange. I was geeking watching this because Juliette has this wonderful habit of exercising exactly zero willpower when it comes to Alex, so we truly get a look inside her brain during this convo. Like she literally can’t control what she says. Maybe that’s why she’s dating Boring Robby. He can’t stop quoting Seventeen Magazine, and Juliette can’t stop herself from screaming “You haven’t found a girl that’s hotter than me” at her ex. It’s one and the same. When Alex and Juliette sit down to talk, it gets heated pretty quickly. Alex admits that he’s not over Juliette, and even though he has “found a girl (or ten) hotter than [Juliette]”, he “hasn’t found a girl [he] likes more than [Juliette].” Juliette brings up Alex’s threating texts to Boring Robby, there are tears from both parties, and Juliette drives off. It’s like, I get why you wanted to, but really Juliette – how did you think this would go?

Okay so let’s take a break from all of this Jalex drama. As much as I love it – wow it’s exhausting! Cut to: BG and Amanda getting steamy in the hot tub! Unfortunately for Brandon, the only thing he’s getting is a steaming pile of rejection. When BG asks Amanda to be official, presumably because he’s worried about her ex, she tells him she doesn’t want to put a label on it. Cringe! Meanwhile, Kelsey and her new friend Jake seem to be getting close, and no – I didn’t mean to type “Jared.” That’s right, Kelsey is up to her usual antics and starting to date multiple guys at once again, finally! As Jake, who is also Robby’s best friend, tearfully confides in Kelsey about his sick father, Kelsey reassuringly responds, “Clearly you have a good shoulder on your head. Your Dad has raised you right.” Normally I would crucify her for this blunder, but she’s been so great this season that I’ll let it slide. Kind of.

 This is me not letting it slide.

Time for Amanda’s party! The first fun thing that happens is that Chloe and Juliette finally makeup, thank GOD because I like both of them infinitely more when they’re friends. The second fun thing is that even though noble Juliette leaves Boring Robby at home out of respect for Alex, Alex walks in holding her – gasp – HAIRDRESSER’S hand. Mike drop, Alex! Jake, Kelsey’s new love interest and Robby’s BFF, makes a sly comment about Alex which TOTALLY comes back to bite him in the ass when none other than shit-stirrer Chloe decides to blow up his spot – but we’ll get to that later. For now, Juliette’s just trying to keep her cool. Respect!

Juliette has been keeping it under control until Amanda confronts her about the lost phone. As we know, Amanda suspects Robby of stealing her phone. And based on Juliette’s face, he is guilty as charged. Juliette breaks down and tells Amanda that Boring Robby threw her phone in the ocean. Surprisingly, Amanda is really nice to Juliette about it, so major props! I think Amanda knows Juliette didn’t have anything to do with the phone and is probably very overwhelmed since she’s being filmed while her ex-boyfriend and ex-hairdresser are making out in front of her face while she’s trying to repair relationships with her best friends. So good for Amanda. Now that Juliette has her friends back, she’s ready for anything. Well, almost anything.

The party’s going too well, so Chloe decides to stir the pot and tell Alex that Jake called him a “sociopath” as Jake is sitting right next to him. Alex immediately dares him to define the word sociopath. This is particularly hilarious because just last week, Alex asked Cara to define the word slander. Why is his go-to insult asking people if they know the Merriam Webster definition of various words? Like next thing you know, you’re going to be asking me how to spell it and use it in a sentence. This isn’t Scripps. Anyways, before Jake can even try to define it, Alex steps in and defines sociopath as “Someone that obsesses over multiple things, that is um…very uh…self-centered, I guess you could say.” SO close, buddy! But no cigar. He truly puts the dick in dictionary, am I right?! His new girlfriend also channels his dick vibe and waltzes up to Juliette to “talk.” I love when people decide to “talk” to Juliette when she’s wasted and vulnerable. Leave Juliette alone! Luckily, Alyssa ends up looking like a complete idiot. She’s condescending, rude, and acts like Juliette has no reason to be thrown off. Even when Alex comes up, Juliette stands her ground and remains fairly level-headed. Alyssa walks away to let the two hash it out, but then proceeds to scream from across the room for Alex to come stand next to her, and admits defeat by confiding in her friends that “he still loves Juliette.” Stay in your lane, sweetie. You’re just a rebound. (Until you get knocked up…but we don’t know that yet.) See you next week.