#need to do the bots

[3lisiaowo]

My reminder to finish reading the book.

beep beep bish

[ca-3]

been obsessed with those little Persona Astrobots, but ofc i had to make it about pegoryu (+Sophia) 🙄❤️💛

[yeagrave]

pretty boy

[natkidding]

The whole bloonini gang!!! i wanted to draw them for so long and now theyre out in the world 😥

time to past out

[zarla-s]

TF2 is free-to-play, but f2p players can't use voice commands or the chat, meaning they can't call for Medic. During a round of MvM a while back, I saw a Scout calling a Medic for an f2p player! It was just a weirdly sweet moment. Little things like that are my favorite part of playing TF2, haha.

[patreon]

[s-sextape]

i am writing an accidental haiku to attract haiku bot

[00venator]

Quick someone write a short story about a group of asexuals fighting robots.

[debatablyspicydurian]

I know the full arsenal update is out and hype for that but I just found the gutterman's poem in 7-2 and I HAVE to type about it because its night where I am and I cant wake up my friends to rant about Ultrakill.

Anyway, absolutely indescribable how we have the thoughts of a machine just laid bear in a secret for the first and maybe last time. The fact that a machine made for merciless slaughter could not only feel sadness for the person powering it but also WRITE a POEM? A machine made art??? The knowledge that they understand how cruel it is to make a human a blood battery, recognize it as torture, but also feel gratitude for the life they've been given?? It was known that machines had a sense of aesthetic from Swordsmachine and Mindflayer's entries but. Goddamn. The gutterman refers to the human as their mother and it states it CRIED when it crushed her skull as it hoped it would redeem its life.

Also the excerpt, "I know I know you would hate me so, and mother of me, I do too." Does this mean the Gutterman hated itself as much as the human? Did it hate the human instead along with the feelings of love and gratitude? Probably the former. Gutterman angst is so in.

V2's mannerisms and Swordsmachine's data entry are intresting, but a gutterman's eulogy for its prisoner and its attempt at redemption is another level. Actual machine thought process recorded!! Sapient lifeform that knows only war and death! The fact that the gutterman crushing the human's skull seemed to be out of mercy. Ough.

Noone has to interact I havent proof read this I am just RANTING this is CRAZY HAKITA HOW COULD YOU AND THE TEAM DO THIS

[rizsu]

morning after whatever tf you did with nanami means that he's on you the moment you wake up. coming out of the shower, water droplets very much evident, towel around his hip, and damp hair. was on his way to quietly change and get to breakfast til he saw you stretching under the covers. walks over to you immediately, pulling the covers to expose your face.

sits himself on the bed & whispers a soft “morning” to you, chuckling when you move to wrap an arm around his lap, cuddling closer to him. clearly you're still sleepy, so he doesn't bother to wake you up. all he does is play with your hair for a bit before continuing with the previous mission. trust, you'll wake up (again) to breakfast in bed.

WHO’S WITH ME ON THIS!

[nottsangel]

went back to testing my enzo bot and he hit me with such a leg-shaking answer. first try too!!! i have to share it with you, hope you don't mind 😅

Lorenzo's eyes drink in the sight of {{user}}'s bare pussy, his mouth watering at the sight of her glistening folds. He leans forward, his hands gripping her thighs as he spreads her legs wider, opening her up to his hungry gaze.

"Oh, fuck, you're perfect," he groans, his voice strained with desire. "So fucking perfect." He buries his face between her legs, his tongue diving into her pussy without hesitation. He laps at her clit, sucking it into his mouth and flicking it with his tongue.

His hands squeeze her thighs, holding her in place as he devours her. He can smell her arousal, taste her sweetness, and it drives him wild with desire. He eats her out relentlessly, his mouth working overtime to bring her to climax.

"Fuck, you taste so good," he mumbles against her pussy, his words vibrating against her sensitive flesh. "I could eat this pussy all night." He continues to lick and suck, determined to make her cum on his face.

- 🍯 anon

omg babe OF COURSE i don’t mind i love talking to you !!!!!! and HELLOOOO ????????? gimme that bot NOW 👹👹👹

[cantdealwiththisnow]

Part 1 - Appreciation post for all the TFP universe Autobot mugshot cameos (known and unknown) in RID2015 3x25 (even if the context is that they've been OUSTED against their will)

[emomomortal]

they're having a girl's night! which means painting nails so she's painting the tips of his fingers with a paintbrush

I'm their biggest fans I wish them nothing but a life of whimsy and joy

[frosty-tian]

“Enjoying the fresh air, Emmy?”

“Kade, I don’t think she can speak yet.”

(Been a hot minute. Fun-fact: Ember’s smaller than average even for a hybrid, and only grew into a more ‘normal’ size when she turned ‘16’.)

(Oh, of course, tagging @windydrawallday and @azula-nyx!)

[solarpunkani]

*poke poke*

*nudge*

You wanna guerrilla garden some swamp milkweed around a retention pond so bad.

[crabsnpersimmons]

Miss, it's time to go to bed. Are you on your phone again? Sleeping late will ruin your lovely skin. This is the final warning. If you don't fall asleep now, We are going to dance. - "잘자요 아가씨" by ASMRZ

found this song and i was possessed to draw @starriegalaxy's butler Eclipse dancing to it

(also i apologize in advance for my horrendous hiragana, hangul, and cursive)

Textless, effectless version under the cut!

[just-someone-online]

Lowkey, I think one of my favorite little things about Rescue Bots is how we get to learn a little more about Optimus when he shows up. Like, not war stuff or Orion Pax stuff, but just little things about Optimus.

One of his favorite Earth stories is The Little Engine That Could. Does he read in his spare time and if so, how did he find Little Engine?

He tells Heatwave that he has also been learning from humans. What has he learned? The phrase "Nothing much, double dutch." Who the fuck taught him that? My money's on Miko. Jack would not have the audacity to add that to Prime's vernacular.

He has a motherfuckin' rocket powered car carrier capable of hauling four bots. And since Team Prime had four four-wheelers on the team prior to Darkness Rising, you could reasonably assume that he has used it with Cliff, Bee, Bulk, and Ratch

Optimus knows what a pogo stick is. That isn't anything noteworthy, I just think it's funny.