#need him to choke me

[natalieispunk]

the sluttiest thing that a man can do

[kennywhoremega]

Need to inform ya'll I am in my switchblade era, specifically lil baby Twinkblade 😍😍😍😍

[judesluvrr]

look at his arms😮‍💨😮‍💨

[tojisun]

thinking about the way simon leans into you for a kiss like this— he curls his hand around your throat, and he doesn’t really tug or tighten it, instead uses his hold as a leverage to push himself close to you, like he is sucked into your gravitational force, always orbiting. always tethered.

he doesn’t know how it is to not be with you.

and this kiss, just one of many, shows the attraction he always succumbs to. he holds onto you like the way one would clap their hands around a glittering firefly, snuffing its way out to force it to sparkle only for themselves, and folds himself close like he is about to whisper a wish.

the kiss becomes a prayer; it is his offering to you.

and when he pulls back, you see the way your lips had burned him, leaving him all pinked cheeks and twitching nose. you feel breathless at the weight of his adoration, his reverence, because simon looks at you like you are worth more than the flesh that holds you up.

you swallow, throat bobbing, and simon’s fingers twitch on your skin. his hand around your throat feels like an anchor but you watch the way he still sinks into you.

[pa-pa-plasma]

love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*

[popcorn-ceiling-chickemn]

I can't wait for Jean to spit out the most devastatingly encouraging and positive rhetoric during exy matches in with the most venomous bite as he has to hold back his Raven habits. Meanwhile Jeremy hearing Jean say things like "have a winning day!", or "good job on your foot work!" To their opponents like he's spitting curses and his racket tight in his fists with a face like he's about to knee cap them and remove their spleen with Jeremy standing on the court heart eyed and about to get checked into a wall because he's too busy watching Jean and forgot he has the ball.

[haydenlovers]

his hands😩

[silentmajesticfox]

This isn’t mine but OH MY GYAAAAAT JUST IMAGINEEEE, thank you to the artist who created this im on my kneeeeees

[98-daredevil-89]

Literally want him to put me in a chokehold, just to be near them FUCKING BICEPS LIKE OMG

Please please please I BEG 🙏🙏🙏

[starkeysprincess]

the white t-shirt and jeans combo is so slutty of him 😮‍💨 need his hand wrapped around my throat <3

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

[kenobihater]

reblog for a bigger sample size of former angry, creative, and/or highly dramatic children

[4ever-feral]

The way I would do ANYTHING for this man, I’m on my knees begging, pleading. 🧎🏽‍♀️😩

[leadmetothegardenbetty]

thinking abt Him

[nyxi-pixie]

imagine you havent seen your best friend/rival/sworn enemy/worstie/situationship/partner/whatever in FOUR YEARS. and when you do meet again youre threatening each other with death and punching him into the wall for half an hour. AND THEN WHEN YOU GO TO LEAVE. he asks you to do some Stupid inside joke that you refuse to explain to your own goddamn Audience and hes so excited for it that hes literally surrounded by sparkles open mouthed clenched fists in anticipation and then when you do the stupid impression he laughs so hard he CRIES.

i just. what even is skk.

[darylssunshine]

I just saw @brainddeadd 's post about daryl pacing around like a dog being attractive and it immediately reminded me of this video (I couldn't post it in a reblog so I'm making it a separate post)

I could write an essay about this video. so I will.

FIRST off, the way he immediately lunged at and tackled the guy with no hesitation. oh my god. he would protect me so good

I would like to thank AMC for this angle. I will be seeing it in my dreams.

secondly, THE AUDIBLE GROWLING??????? literally someone sedate me right now. thoughts are being thought. wow.

third, after Rick says "we can't do this now" you can hear daryl say "Tell him." AND ITS SO RASPYYYYYYFVSJDJ GOD I LOVE HOW HE SOUNDS WHEN HE'S ANGRY

forth, he wants to tear him apart so bad that he doesn't respond at all when Rick tries to get his attention and literally has to pry him from the guy. god. fuck. he's so feral. I need it.

AND FIFTH,, THE PACING AT THE END,,, HIM TRYING TO CONTAIN THE URGE TO RIP THAT GUYS THROAT OUT THAT HE PHYSICALLY HAS TO PACE AROUND AND RICK HAS TO BLOCK HIM,,,,,,,, HE'S SO ANIMALISTIC I'M LITERALLY IN A STRAIGHT JACKET RN