#nealpeter

[le-amewzing]

I Need Your Help

An old NealPeter drabble, seen thru Mozzie's eyes. XD

Fic: "I Need Your Help" [FFN] [AO3]

Pairings/Characters: Mozzie & Neal Caffrey, onesided?Neal/Peter Burke

Rating: K

Words: ~580

Additional info: friendship, angst, romance, 3rd person POV

Summary: Moz attempts to explain to Neal what he sees plain as day.

      Mozzie was sitting outside a tiny café, having coffee, when his cellphone rang. He answered it, knowing who it was without even needing to glance at the caller ID.

      "Hey, Moz—"

      "Neal, stop right there. I am not taking any requests today. I've set a little me-time aside for once—"

      "Mozzie, I need your help."

      Mozzie internally groaned. He removed his glasses, pinched the bridge of his nose, and replaced his glasses. "Neal… Do you even know how many times you've said that to me?"

      He could hear shuffling around on Neal's end. "I have an idea, but I'm sure you're willing to give me a hard number."

      "Not today, my friend. But I take it that the Suit is in trouble, yet again?"

      "See? You know me so well, Mozzie. So please, just listen. Peter—"

      "Before I commit to any kind of listening, may I point something out to you, Neal?"

      The other end of the line went quite. "All right. Shoot," Neal slowly agreed.

      "When I asked you if you knew how many times you had requested my help, I was only beginning to point something out. You see, you rarely ask me to help you."

      "What? I ask all the time—too much, in fact—"

      "No, Neal, you don't need my help. You want Peter to have my help."

      "Well, yeah, Moz…"

      Mozzie sipped his coffee. "Therefore, you do not need my help. The Suit needs my help."

      "Mozzie, quit playing around. So my syntax is a little funny…"

      "And your context is way off." Mozzie searched for the right words. "Neal, you're a man who doesn't want to see his loved ones get hurt. You worry about me, you worry about Sarah, you worry about June and her granddaughter, you worry about Mrs. Suit and Satchmo—"

      "I get it, I worry about everyone. But now's not a good time to be pointing out how big a worrywart I can be, Moz."

      "My point is that you don't just worry about the Suit. When Peter's in trouble, you drop everything and try to rush to his side. When Peter's in trouble, you panic and go crazy. When Peter's in trouble and it's because of you, the person you hate the most in those moments is yourself, because it's in those times that you wish you had run away from him again. That way, he might stay safe."

      "What's your real point, Moz?" Neal asked, and it sounded as though he were talking through gritted teeth. Ah, he was irritated. Maybe Mozzie had found the right words after all.

      "My point, Neal, is that you cease to be the world's greatest conman, Neal Caffrey," Mozzie said quietly into the receiver, "when the average FBI agent Peter Burke gets into even a fender-bender."

      "What, are you saying I care too much?"

      Mozzie smiled. "I'm just saying that you need to figure out why. It's as plain to me as the sky is blue as to why."

      Another silent moment. "So you're going to turn this into another one of your puzzles, Moz?"

      "You're a smart man, Neal. You'll figure it out."

      An even longer pause. "You know, I still need your help. Peter's walking right into a trap and I want—we should help him."

      Mozzie rolled his eyes; this was like trying to get Satchmo to do a trick! "Of course, Neal. Give me an address and I should see you in twenty."

XD Not bad for my 1st WC fic! :333 I'm pretty proud of it… I've been a fan of the show from the beginning; I just delayed writing for it for no reason, really. But seeing the previews for season 4 really pushed home this idea that's been bugging me—Neal really does call Mozzie and ask for help whenever he's worried about Peter, doesn't he?

Thanks for reading, and feel free to leave an anon/unsigned review via the FFN link or comment via the AO3 link at the top of the post, especially if you enjoyed this!

~mew

2023 note: Well. *asdfghjkl* Excuse me while I go chew out myself from 2012 bc I see no other WC fics amongst my files?? ;w; I might have some ideas scribbled down in a ntbk somewhere, but DAMMIT now I wanna do a WC rewatch…! I rly loved this show so, so much. Ngl, I still think we deserve a made-for-TV movie following that series finale, yo. TTwTT (On the bright side, only like one edit to make to prep this to cross-post to AO3 and to tumblr! :D)

[yoakkemae]

1, 3, 20, 21, 28, 39 (the shipping meme <3)

1. what’s the best thing about shipping for you?

making characters go through character development! even if we're not talking about romantic relationships, i feel that characters grow when interacting with other people in increasingly interesting/different ways, and forcing a character to go through character development is perhaps one of my favourite things about shipping just in general.

3. do you have a pet peeve when it comes to shipping?

hmm, people who assume stuff about my muse that isn't true/in-character, particularly when they haven't read my biographies for the character? it's very telling when a person wants a certain ship dynamic and doesn't really see my character for my character but rather for an archetype that they want.

20. is there a ship you wanted to play, but couldn’t yet?

most of them are crossover ships (like tony dinozzo and neal caffrey or spencer reid and tony dinozzo) that i'm almost pretty sure i'm the only one who likes, but i'm usually incredibly lucky when it comes to ships that are within the same fandom. the only one that i can think of that i haven't really gotten to write is tenmartha or tenmarthajack or marthajack and yusuke and hiei. oh, and nealpeterel and nealpeter. but those are mainly because the fandoms are either so small (the last few) or because no one seems to ship it (my martha ships).

21. what’s something that immediately turns you off from shipping with someone?

the pet peeve i mentioned earlier -- the one where the other person makes (incorrect) assumptions of my muse because of archetypes that they want to write. maybe that makes me an ass, but i'm usually so against fanon characterisation that it just bothers me. i once had a ship partner (no one i'm still mutuals with) say that a character of mine was a himbo and i just 😭baby i'm a hallucination i'm gone.

28. would you play a “bitter exes” relationship?

i feel like i have but i can't remember which ship it was. either way, yes and yes. immaturity on both sides is something that i love to see.

39. does your muse have a celebrity crush?

shinichi and ran have a celebrity crush on kaitō kid i'm kidding. does melinda's crush on thor count as a celebrity crush? i would think so. otherwise, i don't think anyone really does.

[djinnfizzz]

so hi hello how is everyone ncis kinda took a backseat as I needed some pure fluff to get me through my waking hours, so we switched gears to rewatching white collar and boy howdy did I forget how effortlessly shippy this show is. 

[homokommari]

kate beaton has contributed more to society than any politician ever. 

[oopshidaisyy]

July Fic Recs

a little late but here we go!

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[thorinss]

i found this in my drafts and this 8 second clip from an old white collar video i was editing is making me SEVERELY EMOTIONAL

[voldiebuns]

So they’re talking about an FBI agent who had a relationship with a CI and how he would go to her if he was on the run. And they compared that to how Peter would go to Neal if he needed help. What’s that supposed to say about Peter and Neal’s relationship, hmm? I’m just saying...

[homosexualfrustration]

So i found these

in my 

old work folder

...?

[jlreinheimer]

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[homokommari]

[homokommari]

hello im here with white collar gay art no one asked for. ur welcome.

hey.

why is leaning into a kiss hotter than kissing? is it the wait, the expectation, the yearning?

[polytropic-liar]

I'm falling down the White Collar rabbit hole again.

Curse you, show, you and your perfect D/s dynamic and stellar threesome potential and unfairly attractive cast.