#naughty turtle! 🐢

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

I’m going slightly crazy cause I KNOW Alex once called Miles a naughty turtle but for the life of me can’t find the goddamn clip. Can you please help ?

here you go! 💗 ugh look at them being all cute and giggly together 🥺 (full video here)

[kincoo]

Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the legend, MR MILES KANE!!!

Random photo dump of our favourite turtle boy 🐢 🐢 🐢

[vanillacoke25]

shine bright, naughty turtle 🐢

[lovemkx]

mileskane Naughty turtles 🐢 get on this

miles kane’s instagram and twitter post

[iheartchv]

Hey! Thank you for the tag! I hope your well!!💖💖

I would like a Mistletoe match-up 🌿🍒 with the turtles from the 2014/2016 films, please!💙❤️💜🧡🐢

Some things about me: I'm 20 years old and I'm 5'4. Thanks to my ADHD, I'm what you can describe as a dorky, child at heart kind of girl. I goof off a lot, mostly to make others smile and laugh, making silly sqeak noises, because why not? I'm stubborn in a playful way even when I know I am wrong, and I tend to let my impulsive thoughts win 80% of the time. I also love hugs and cuddles so prepare for me to ask to be held and carried around all the time. It makes me feel safe and cared for, and I need that in a partner. Basically, I'm the type of girlfriend who, 95% of the time, will not act like an adult. Adulting is boring, so I don't do it much.

My hobbies are drawing, playing guitar, collecting food themed plushies, playing borad and card games, eating (that's a hobbie in my book), and watching TV shows, preferably comedy. I'm not a party all night girl. I don't even drink. If I'm staying up all night, I'm doing it in bed, watching TV, drawing and eating comfort food. That's my ideal night. Food is my weakness. If I'm sad or angry or whatever, feed me. Problem solved.

(Sorry if I made this too long, I have a lot to share💖)

😁 You're paired with...

Leonardo (2014/2016)💙

Leo was never for or against the holidays

Its just that he never found the time or reason, or excuse, to care about it

It was just another day to him

...

That is until he met you, and started dating you

Only then did he find the reason to be excited about Christmas

His favorite part?

Sneaking away from any eyes to kiss you

Full blown just... make out with you

Heated, hungrily...

Like he was a starving man

That's what crossed his mind when he saw a mistletoe dangling above your head

He was going to do just that

He didn't care if he was being naughty or nice

Or care about Santa Clause

You were the best present he could ever have or ever ask for

💙💙💙💙💙💙

[violetmoonlight]

"Hey You Naughty Turtles"

[homoirrealis]

How about this one where Alex actually calls Miles "Mr Midnight"?

As promised to @joshus-lobster a compilation of all songs by AM, TLSP and MK containing the word Midnight, hinting at midnight, things happening at night etc

[shit-talk-turner]

lmao this is so refreshing. Anyone know?// Alex called him a naughty turtle one time at tlsp gig 🐢

oh my god 😂😂😂😂

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

STOP NOT THE TURTLE TOTE BAG 😭

[mtnkat3]

7.29pm like that fact I rushed eating because I didn't wanna be there?

I mean I like the people. A local business. Just.. not the company.

You Alll... I could sit there for hours & chill. Cuddled close & feeling Your Alll's love surround me ...🎶

Or on the way back driving... I turned around because of a turtle in the road. I just couldn't not. I tried to, but the thought of the baby getting clobbered... whimper. I couldn't do that! So I made sure hazards on, watched traffic & wh hobbled over. I will move any animal that isn't dead already. And sometimes them too. Especially someone's pet cat or dog!

Blushing beet red.

Do You Alll know... that I have started wearing bball caps again so I can cover my eyes from wh. Because I am sitting there thinking about what we would be talking about. Life. Love. Funnies. Good dad jokes! Grin.

Because I sit there wanting to be at that six person table with You Alll & wanting to hold hands...rub thighs...play footsies... just.. I am always thinking about You Alll.

I am always wanting to cover You Alll in my scent.. & bury my nose in Your/Alll's necks... I wanna bite those necks... pda's...

Just... not too risque. .

There's nothing I want more in this universe than spending every moment with You Alll.

So my Love./s... when You Alll start wondering.. thinking... that I'm not feeling You Alll, or not talking... I'm talking to You Alll even more. To Your/Alll's souls.

How could I not be?????

When the very thought of You Alll standing in that shower upset with me & needing me... I was thinking about it the entire time between Your posts!

While putting on my affirmations jewelry, my rings are about You Alll. I got a new Bear charm on a pale green string bracelet. My sanddollars, the earrings I had made for, my warrior bracelet. [I love etsy.] And my necklaces tucked between my boobs. I thought about what I do wanna wear for You Alll. And not here. Then I chose a simple rose pink high neck tank & Levi's dark denim shorts. And the flops that I can wear with my foot right now.

Yes, I want You Alll to know my closet. And yes, it is a bedroom. Then there's my heels... Slow naughty grin.

I want You Alll. Period. As I miss & crave too. And as I love & adore You Alll.

Love, ~TkP. 🌺

🐯👩😽🤓⚡🌠🔱⚜♾🔆🧩⚓🙏🙇‍♀️���🕯🚀🎶🦉🐢🐛🦋🌱🌺🌻🌹🌷🌳🧶🧵

Su.8.21.2022 7.53pm sending...

[violetmoonlight]

"Hey You Naughty Turtles"

[secretaryunpaid]

😍😍😍

That master shower!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes!!! Naughty things are happening in there and then lots of pampered bathing !!!!!!

That basement was to die for!!!!!

That shave face devastation 🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! I can see the little sad faces now!!! How did Me feel about it? And isn’t Brookie always the most supportive little girl ever 🥰🥰🥰, she can always give positive to a situation for daddy!!!

That turtle 🐢 is on the escape 😂🤣🤣🤣!

Uhmmm… it’s probably just my mind (😈😈😈), but are those ponytails suggesting that a bit of “dropping to knees before him action” will turn the day around no matter how bad Tyler thinks it is 😂🤣😂🤣🤣? (Forgive my mature nature, plz 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😈😈😈)

Esme stuff :)

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[markswoman]

🍂As soon as that Thanksgiving🍂 🦃turkey🦃 is all Eaten 👅 up ⬆️ you know it’s time🕑 to get into the Christmas spirit…🎄🎅can’t wait till Santa cums💦☔️ to town 🏩OLD ST NICK🎅 MORE LIKE OLD ST DICK🍆🌽🍆🌽✨!!! ! Take the Christ⛪️✝ out of Christmas 🎄🎄and you get Xmas 🎆🎇and surely your christmass🎊 is gonna be XRATED 🙅🙅🙅 when Santa🎅 cums sliding down ur chimney🏠😏😏😏..he sees you when you’re sleeping🛌😑💤he knows when you’re awake😬 he knows if you’ve been good👍 or bad👎..so be real bad 👠👠💄💋 and naughty 😏😏for goodness sake💦💦💦! U better watch 👀👀out! U better not 😵🍆 chokE!! OOOHHHH SANTA BABYYYY❤️😩🎅👶👄!Send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your closest ho ho hoes💋💁😱🍆 💋or the only white liquid inside of u on xmas will be egg nog 💦🍳😭. Get 0️⃣ back and you’re a peppermint prude❗️❕😩. get 1️⃣2️⃣ back and you’re a turtle dove tramp🐢🕊🎄😘. get 2️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a xmas star sluttt🌟🌟⭐️🎄🎄💁😍😍😍🎅🎅!!!!

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING 🦃👋😩 WE ARE 3️⃣ WEEKS INTO HOEVEMBER 🎩😪😫THOSE SLUTTY PILGRIMS CROSSED ✖️✖️THE ASSlantic🍑💦 HOEcean🌊🌊 TO GET MAYdeFLOWERED 🌿🌹😫 TIME 🕟🕥TO GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃THAT BIG OL DICK🌽🍆😏✊ AND PUT IT IN THAT plyMOUTH 👅👄💦FEAST ON THAT CUMPKIN PIE 🍽🙌💦THAT TURKEY 🦃🦃ISNT THE ONLY THING THATS GOING TO BE STUFFED 😫😩🍑

[ @peachyjaemins @crescentjaems @jenoshalo @j-onehunnit @hyunjeno @hynujoon @00uwu @planethyuck @chittaphongot-my-ass @cupidjen @gothkunhang @seofthours @seoslut @zhongchenleday @dreamlees @nctzeve @tentwinks @najaeminloveclub @yestodaymvv @nothaechan i love u all and im thankful for each and every one of u ]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING I LOVE YOU ALL !! im thankful for … EVERYONE !! love you !! i hope youre all doing amazing 🤪❤️

[dilucsflame33]

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