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Oh, my God, of course you can, dear. And to make it interesting to read, make sure that Alastor makes a deal with Bill (that is, with us) 👏
Awesome! Thanks, love! I’m on it. Alastor x Bill Cipher! Reader/Us, genderneutral! I know I’ve been busy but sadly, life gets in the way as much as writer block does. Sorry that this is bad, Bill and Alastor being the best toxic ‘partners’ go brrrrr~
Alastor- the Weirdmageddon
Alastor is infamously known as the strongest, the greatest, the most influential Overlord in Hell’s history… but his power is much more artificial than people ever suspected, yet. He also refuses to accept that as a fact, he wants to believe his power is his. It was only boosted by the figure who owns him, not granted by the figure who owns him
Sadly… that’s not the case. He’s only overwhelmingly authoritative because of you, called under the simple name ‘Cipher’. Making a deal with you, you granted him a alternately-sourced chunk of your immense power in exchange for him serving you as you please
As mutual give and take partners in crime
Alastor despises it… he despises being chained. He despises being the servant of a demonic entity so above him that they can turn him into a decoration banner with a snap of their fingers. Said demonic entity, being you, is a multidimensional threat that Hell had never seen
Often shaped in the form of a big limbed floating one eyed triangle, you’ve never shown your true form. It makes you terrifying in reality; nobody, not even Alastor knows your power’s true vast limits. Alastor always remembers the day he had sold his soul to you so fluently
In 1937, deep within Hell almost four years after his earth-life death, where Alastor barely had any position, any power, any recognition, any influence within this agitating city full of prissy high-ranks. He had to figure out a way to get what he wanted so he stumbled his way upon a library that had a eyecatching journal consisting a number of odd concepts, unknown mysteries but he only cares about one thing
Cipher
A extremely powerful demonic entity, it’s unknown if they are a human soul or a hellborn manifested by Lucifer himself. Either way, they are so strong that a number of this thick dark old journal has urgent warnings of the following ‘do NOT summon at all causes’. Alastor had never been a man to follow the rules, he follows himself so he took that journal and under the cover of the blackish-red night
The soon-to-be-Radio Demon had set up a summoning ritual, consisting of a picture of a victim of choice with crossed out eyes, 8 lit candles placed in a circle as well as the incantation: "Triangulum, entangulum. meteforis dominus ventium”. Alastor knew this was pathetic, a waste of time but if he could possibly steal this Cipher’s power
He’d be unstoppable
As soon as he had finished the incantation, it felt like something had possessed him in that split second of a breath and forced him to mindlessly but passionately repeat another unknown backwards message repetitively dropped down onto a knee by a invisible force
Over and over in a menacing manner until the realm around him turned a slate gray, time slowed down instantaneously and a fiery-ringed triangle-shaped black portal manifested in the space above. Out popped you with a malicious insane laugh upon manifesting properly into existence
It actually worked! In like a blink, Alastor had successfully summoned his new victim! Cipher or you, in your triangle shapeshifted demonic form, floating down before him with an invisible grin. You speak up with a strong charming smooth tone of telepathy, you’re much smaller than he suspected. Whilst he snapped out of the weird brief ‘possession’ trance to gain back his composure and grace as a gentleman
“Wow. It’s been a while since I’ve even seen Hell! Hey, you’re a new face. Name’s Cipher. Tell me, are you the brand new dinner? Haha! I’m just kidding. I know who you are, Alastor”
You chime out with a cheerful almost child-like glee despite your obvious insanity, tipping off your cute tophat to him in a charming hats-off style bow. Floating before him effortlessly and your single huge eye following his every movements. Alastor may not be under the position he desires but he doesn’t fear you, he will take you out
He genuinely believes he has a chance to manipulate you into serving him… how up his ass he was to think so
“Enough, ‘dream demon’. I don’t have time to play your games when time is tight. I need you to work for me. As partners in crime, perhaps. A beneficial deal, we grant each other power and influence as well as find victims”
Alastor is very sharp-tongued, witty. He’s a good talker, he knows how to trick even the most suspicious people into believing him and siding him and he plans to exploit you and your immense power to take for his own. You’re an old smudge of the past, he deserves that power more than you do
“Ah. I’ve never had such a companion to rule this Realm with. I suppose, I can give your offer a chance if you help me with my something too”
You are not that easily tricked at all, you’re pretending to be. Pretending to be persuaded by Alastor’s charms, with only a few seconds of thinking beforehand. Since you’re equally as good at tricking and sly-talk, you can see the way the deer demon’s blood red eyes shine with delight from under his demeanour. You know he believes you’re more of a joke than that journal says you are
You can hear his thoughts clear as the next day… you know what he truly wants from you and he won’t get it. He won’t get it since you’ll take his soul as you do to everybody who summons you
“Deer teeth! Enjoy, my dear gentleman”
Where the Heaven did you get those? He had looked down at his own radio microphone for like a few seconds as to internally compose his next statement to subtly pressure you further into doing as he needs. Suddenly, you have a pile of freshly removed but in-that hell deer teeth in your soft smaller hands and you offer the pile to Alastor without even asking him or even letting him speak in response
Alastor doesn’t flinch at the fact he’s holding the teeth of a innocent yet cannibalistic doe or buck but the fact you dare to think he even has use with this so he glares right at you, cracking his infamous sharp yet dapper toothy grin and drops the pile on the floor. He’s bold enough to disrespect you since he believes you are now under him
You don’t even respond, just calmly and quietly floating before him with your big eye blinking sparsely at his rather harsh choice. You don’t mind that, it makes you laugh in-fact. You laugh almost a bit immaturely at him rejecting your ‘friendly gift’. You just know that he is a damn fool for thinking the way he is, you can see EVERYTHING
“I’m looking forward to playing with a pretty little face like yours~ hey? Is that skin natural or do you use face cream~”
Was… that your attempt at flirting? It seemed like it, pitiful. Your tone shifted briefly to a flirty smoother one and you leant your hand on your own… uh, triangle flat ‘cheek’. You’re doing it to amuse yourself, you don’t have much opinions of your new soul and only desire to get a reaction. However, you won’t deny… Alastor is a handsome man~
“Nonsense. What I may have is nothing compared to your radiant beauty. Look at you, so unique and important that this city fears you~ it’s my honour to work with you”
Alastor is using more subtle but fake flirting as to entice you, make you associate him with the concept of ‘reliable’ and a ‘friend’ piece by piece. He needs it, he needs to ensure you’re under his charms so you’ll give up your power to him and work for him as his owned soul
He was too clouded by his own confidence over his capabilities to realise you weren’t manipulated into being trapped under his thumb… even when he made that darn deal. He didn’t realise the deal you and him shook hands on that night wasn’t for your soul, it was for his… until too late. You gave him significant amount of power that he became the most powerful Overlord ever known in Hell, and he became your servant
The advantages and the disadvantages of being owned by you, Cipher
Leading him to where he is now, the current year. Parked up in the Hazbin Hotel to seek his own entertainment further. Alastor is on top of Pentagram City, everybody fears him, he owns several other demons, he’s incredibly infamous and terrifying but he had to give up his own soul and he had to rely on you to become so great…
He’s ashamed. He’s humiliated. But he won’t let anybody know the truth about him. Alastor may regret ever picking up that hastily-written mess of a journal almost eighty years ago but he doesn’t really regret what you’ve done for him
You’ve given him a vastly powerful position by just handing over a flame of your supremacy, you’ve given him the afterlife he desired and he supposes with honestly, little payment in return. Just his soul… you’ve let him stand where he is now, up in his Radio Tower. On the air but inbetween a commercial break, as to check over his script
The silence sends him back to that night so long ago, reminding him almost painfully what becoming your partner in crime has befallen on him… it’s bad but it’s good. It’s torturous yet therapeutic. He doesn’t truly know how to feel about his situation— he should be focusing on his show
You could be so much worse to deal with on a monthly basis. You are kinda charming. He KINDA likes you
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel characters#vivziepop hazbin hotel#vivziepop#hazbin hotel imagines#hazbin hotel scenarios#hazbin hotel romance#hazbin hotel au#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor#alastor x reader#alastor the radio demon#alastor#alastor short story#radio demon x reader#hazbin radio demon#the radio demon#radio demon#short story#flirting fanfic#hazbin hotel short story#vivzieverse#toxic relationship#toxic short story#naughty naughty flirts#bill cipher reader
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im so into the rare moments pomni flirts with ragatha and ragatha is so oh stoppp it pomni !!!! silly silly you !!! pomni stop it you mischievious rascal, you !!
#tadc fanart#the amazing digital circus#tadc#pomni fanart#tadc pomni#the amazing digital circus pomni#pomni#ragatha fanart#tadc ragatha#ragatha#the amazing digital circus ragatha#pomni x ragatha#buttonblossom#jesterdoll#ragapom#she has the most 30 year old lady reactions to flirtinf#also she just really likes it when pomni flirts with her#pomnis all like hey babygirl and ragatha woukd be like STOPPP !!!#pomni youre so silly and naughty !!!!
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Alice White et Myrna Loy dans la comédie romantique "The Naughty Flirt" réalisée par Edward Cline - 1931
#et pendant ce temps-là#cinéma#cinema#film#movie#comédie romantique#romantic comedy#the naughty flirt#alice white#myrna loy#edward cline#1931
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Mika wanting to be body searched by a FIA lady...
Expectations: Reality:
#thats what he gets for being naughty 😂#little flirt#mika häkkinen#mika hakkinen#f1#formula 1#formula one#flatoutin-eaurouge
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he *gross sobbing* wrote naughty busters on his ichiro kite y’all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#this is vee speaking#FLY HIGH ICHIRO!!!!!!!!! NAUGHTY BUSTERS STILL SOARS!!!!!!!!!!!#IS THIS WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN YOUR SHIP IS SAILING LMAO THEYRE STILL GOING HIGHER (AND BAT TOO) 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#*resurfaces from tears ocean* did you know if hayama-san has the opportunity to ship his character with someone he’ll take it lmao#like in his debut work he did a screenshot redraw of his character getting flirted with lol#and he’s in this choir boys anime coming out next season and he’s been teasing that his character has a special bond with one of the cast#and in his character’s solo his character literally calls the guy his sun lol i’m very excited to be queerbaited en masse in october LOL
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A Naughty and Carnivorous Childhood Friend/ えっちな肉食系幼馴染
#A Naughty and Carnivorous Childhood Friend#えっちな肉食系幼馴染#blushing#flirting#ara ara#my caps#oneshot#Yanagida Fumita
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I'm excited for Boy Next World! I didn't know Mame did sci-fi!
I really don't think it's sci-fi though.
Like, this is my original theory from when I first heard about Boy Next World, I haven't read far enough to confirm or reject it yet, but the way the synopsis always says some version of "claims to come from a parallel world".
I think he's just saying that. I don't think it's legit at all.
I think Cirrus is bullshitting about parallel worlds. That phrasing is too specific.
#ask#and like so far everything but one thing can be explained by the fact that Cirrus lives in the apartment below Phukan#so hed have seen him and learned his habits and likes over the 5 years theyve known of each other#the only thing that cant really be explained by that is the mole on his hip but like im sure there was some time in a locker room#because whenever he is naughty flirting with Phukan#Cirrus never says something to the tune of 'i already know how you like it' or 'you acted like this when we did it then too'#and his personality- if he had that card he would absolutely play it
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i sometimes get really dressed up to walk around my neighbourhood so older men can stare at me, theres loads of builders near me so i always stop and speak to them. i like when older men tell me exactly what to do too, as if i am a doll and they’re my owner, putting me wherever they please, dressing me however they please. i don’t really like to own myself.
Hope you enjoy yourself
#confess to me#confess your naughty#confession#confessions#little tease#share your naughty#flirty girl#flirting#older man younger woman
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#boom! comics power rangers#lord drakkon#power rangers#jason scott#ao3 fanfic#mighty morphin power rangers#drakkon's perfect utopia#shattered grid#second chance at youth#drakkon's a boy again#flirting#smut starter#sort of has a plot#excuse for naughty writing
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can you guys stop relentlessly flirting and maybe just fuck each other already
#I'VE BEEN EDITING THE PLOT FOR SO LONG#LIKE DAYS NOW#I WANNA START EDITING THE NAUGHTY STUFF GRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHH#omg I keep saying today's the day I get to it and then I had 50 more things to the plot and flirting someone help me#I still want to try and get a preview out sometime this week... pls stay tuned......#I'm not tired yet so I'll keep writing for a while#uuurrgghhhhhhggg....... gghhh.....
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A Naughty and Carnivorous Childhood Friend/ えっちな肉食系幼馴染
#A Naughty and Carnivorous Childhood Friend#えっちな肉食系幼馴染#flirting#blushing#gaming#switch#my caps#Yanagida Fumita#oneshot
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The Naughty Flirt is a 1931 American pre-Code romantic comedy film starring Alice White, Paul Page and Myrna Loy
#the naughty flirt#the naughty flirt 1931#pre-code movies#pre-code#pre-code hollywood#old hollywood#vintage hollywood#old hollywood movies#golden age of hollywood#old hollywood classic#old hollywood comedies#old hollywood romantic movies#romantic comedy#Alice White#Paul Page#Myrna Loy
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