#nate patterson

[charliecanchill]

I don't like school but I enjoyed reading these books. I still like all of these, honestly

[tiredemzz]

my childhood books <3

+ dog man, captain underpants, dork diaries, big nate <3

[hbowardaily]

This is round 2 of the polls. All other polls in this round can be found here.

[mfred]

May Reading Wrap-up

I read 28 books in May. I think. Goodreads is being wonky with my re-reads so it may be more like 29 or 30.

Of those 28 - 30 books, 7 were comic books or graphic novels. Benji Nate's Lorna and the Magical Beatdown zines by Jenn Woodall really stood out. I love Benji Nate's weird, weird, weird sense of humor.

May was really the month of re-reading. I re-read 8 Theodora Taylor books! I just can't quit her. From a recommendation in her newsletter, I also picked up a couple of Tiffany Patterson books that were pretty ok, a little repetitive in terms of plot and characters.

Another re-read was the Dream Team series by Kristen Ashley. I liked it better the second time around. Maybe because my expectations were lower?

Also re-read most of the Travises series by Lisa Kleypas. I wish she would write more contemporaries.

And I finally finished the Liz Danger series by Jennifer Crusie and Bob Mayer! While it reaches neither the comedic or romantic heights of Agnes and the Hitman, the three books in the series were still enjoyable, funny, and featured a pretty decent romance. Plus, some plot twists I did not see coming. I'm pretty excited that Crusie and Mayer are writing again. Their next series is out later in June!

[deputy-buck]

@ableedingpen YOU GET IT, FUCK YEAH- also I said moodboard but this is... not- oops, maybe in the future?

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Their pup name: Romeo (almost all characters get the phonetic match to their first initial, I'm lame.) or "What do you have?? Spit it out!!", he assumes that's his name, it's said just as much as Romeo-

The collar they'd wear: Yes, the shitty nylon ones you get at Walmart or Dollar General, he's had it long before he enlisted and it means a lot to him. He does have jingly tags that make an ass-ton of noise when he moves, they clink against his bowls when he eats and drinks. (the labeled name is bc it's part of a group of collars for other characters)

Their handler: usually Brad or Gunny. Sometimes Kocher, sometimes Poke, sometimes Nate, depends on who is around and who wants to engage with him in that manner.

The stuffed toy they love more than all their other toys: A plush Dale Earnhart car, and it is LOVED. Well-loved, sewn back together multiple times, and one time Nate stuck a squeaker in there much to Romeo's delight and everyone else's annoyance. He'll intentionally drop it in his water bowl and then put it in someone's lap, he thinks it's hilarious.

Their food and water bowls: Just two basic stainless steel bowls, they're shallow cause,,, he doesn't have a muzzle but they do look like plain dog bowls. Usually full of cocoa puffs or cheerios, sometimes full meals -potato wedges, steak, broccoli- if he's really deep in it. And just water, nothing special in the water bowl.

Their temperament towards people and other pups: He's 'okay' with people, mostly because he's unsure of what they'll want from him, but with other handlers that he knows and trusts (Pappy, Patterson, Kocker, Poke, Nate) he's real goofy with them -nipping, nudging, putting toys in their laps- and will let listen to them with minimal check-ins with his handler (again usually Brad or Mike).

Veeeeery social with other pups, loves to play and be the center of attention, and oftentimes gets way in over his head while playing with bigger pups (Rudy, Barrett) and might get a little hurt, but he's just happy to be there.

Where they choose to sleep: In someone's lap- Really though he prefers to sleep on the bed with his handler, his head usually on their calf or thigh, he won't get up in their face till it's time to get up, then it's fair game to lick and be stupidly excited that his handler is awake. He's fine in his kennel overnight but he'll be a little sad in the morning. He also likes little naps outside on the deck, just sprawled out in the sun, most likely gonna wake up with drool on his face.

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Feel free to send more asks, anyone!!

[ginevrastilinski-ocs]

feel free to ignore but since you mentioned crossovers in the tag, maybe one of your glee ocs might get on with my mariana and/or what would your kat patterson think of my clara daniels?

Oh no! I'm always ready for crossovers! 👀 (If you ever get other ideas feel free to send an ask/dm me bc I will be always 👀👀)

Okay so. You're bringing up one of my main obsessions rn. I also have some ocs that I'm developing, but of the ones introduced:

Nate Simmons my beloved. They could bond over their amazing families! (I mean, Mariana doesn't have that many sisters and Nate is the oldest while Mariana is the "middle child" but whatever).

Maya Puckerman. I mean... she's a Puckerman. They could be like sisters! And ofc tell Noah that he's an idiot (affectionately) lol

Mirabelle Ryder. Don't ask me why, I just get vibes from them. (Also, get a little girlfriends vibes from them ngl 👀)

The only thing I know for sure is that Kat would be very interested. Like, she would do her sooo many questions! (Mostly about her ghost-vision tbh). She's amazing at annoying people so I hope Clara is a patient person, bc she could start asking questions like a three years old if she is in the mood (you know the kid-phase of "why?". Sometimes that's Kat)

[spryfilm]

Trailer: “House of the Dragon: Season Two” (2024)

[js-a-writer]

This is the rest of the tgs Part 3. of my requests page/people I write for post.

(basically just the rest of the tags and a link to the requests page since I could only for like 30 tags on each post)

[human-timelord]

Going insane over miss vincent lyrics again and wish I knew someone who likes them too so we could go insane together

[vintagetvstars]

Hot Vintage TV Men's Bracket - Round 1 - Part 1/2 (Polls 1-99)

Round 1 (All Polls)

Ted Bessell Vs. Dick Van Dyke

Jonathan Frid Vs. William Hartnell

Claude Rains Vs. William Hopper

Eric Idle Vs. Peter Tork

Henry Winkler Vs. Tom Smothers

Martin Kove Vs. Tom Selleck

Jeff Conaway Vs. John de Lancie

Dave Foley Vs. Michael J. Fox

David Hyde Pierce Vs. Tony Shalhoub

Jason Bateman Vs. Rob Lowe

Ted Cassidy Vs. Boris Karloff

Eddie Albert Vs. Russell Johnson

Bobby Sherman Vs. Micky Dolenz

Robin Williams Vs. Fred Grandy

Kevin Smith Vs. Bruce Campbell

Brad Dourif Vs. LeVar Burton

Seth Green Vs. Brandon Quinn

Matthew Perry Vs. Tim Daly

Mike Farrell Vs. Judd Hirsch

Matt Bomer Vs. Timothy Olyphant

Larry Hagman Vs. Kent McCord

Fred Rogers Vs. Bobby Troup

David Cassidy Vs. Luke Halpin

George Takei Vs. Richard Hatch

Ricardo Montalban Vs. John Forsythe

Richard Dean Anderson Vs. Bruce Willis

Anthony Head Vs. Paul McGann

Thorsten Kaye Vs. Michael Horse

Darren E. Burrows Vs. Dana Ashbrook

Adam Brody Vs. Milo Ventimiglia

Adam West Vs. Richard Chamberlain

Randy Boone Vs. Dean Butler

Clint Walker Vs. George Maharis

Erik Estrada Vs. Paul Michael Glaser

Billy Dee Williams Vs. Rock Hudson

Ted Danson Vs. Jameson Parker

Sylvester McCoy Vs. Armin Shimerman

Joe Lando Vs. Spencer Rochfort

Ben Browder Vs. Keith Hamilton Cobb

Richard Ayoade Vs. Kevin McDonald

Patrick McGoohan Vs. Robert Vaughn

Chad Everett Vs. DeForest Kelley

Jon Pertwee Vs. Mark Lenard

Darren McGavin Vs. Peter Falk

Terry Jones Vs. Alan Alda

Michael Tylo Vs. Timothy Dalton

Sean Bean Vs. Valentine Pelka

Ioan Gruffudd Vs. Colin Firth

David Tennant Vs. Robert Carlyle

Jason Priestley Vs. Tom Welling

Martin Milner Vs. James Garner

David Soul Vs. Lee Majors

Derek Jacobi Vs. Andrew Robinson

David Hasselhoff Vs. Stephen Nichols

Jimmy Smits Vs. Hal Linden

Brent Spiner Vs. Ted Raimi

Patrick Troughton Vs. Andreas Katsulas

Miguel Ferrer Vs. Mitch Pileggi

David James Elliot Vs. Andre Braugher

Blair Underwood Vs. Mark-Paul Gosselaar

Don Adams Vs. Cesar Romero

Bob Crane Vs. John Astin

Walter Koenig Vs. Davy Jones

Tom Baker Vs. Jamie Farr

Woody Harrelson Vs. John Schneider

John Goodman Vs. Joseph Marcell

Danny John-Jules Vs. Marc Alaimo

Michael Praed Vs. Kevin Sorbo

Mark McKinney Vs. Colm Meaney

Neil Patrick Harris Vs. David Schwimmer

James Arness Vs. Robert Fuller

Clint Eastwood Vs. Robert Conrad

Jonathan Frakes Vs. Michael Hurst

David Duchovny Vs. Michael T. Weiss

Luke Perry Vs. Jeremy Sisto

Matt LeBlanc Vs. John Stamos

Reece Shearsmith Vs. Alexander Siddig

Eric Close Vs. William Shockley

Daniel Dae Kim Vs. Robert Beltran

Scott Cohen Vs. Scott Patterson

Dick Gautier Vs. Michael Landon

Wayne Rogers Vs. Alejandro Rey

Gerald McRaney Vs. Robert Wagner

Simon Williams Vs. John Cleese

Brian Blessed Vs. James Earl Jones

Noah Wyle Vs. Kyle MacLachlan

James Marsters Vs. Paul Gross

Paolo Montalban Vs. Robert Duncan McNeill

Garrett Wang Vs. Nate Richert

Christian Kane Vs. Michael Vartan

David McCallum Vs. David Selby

Leonard Nimoy Vs. Colin Baker

Randolph Mantooth Vs. Michael Nesmith

Demond Wilson Vs. Tony Danza

Ron Perlman Vs. Mr. T

Ron Glass Vs. Dirk Benedict

John Shea Vs. Michael Ontkean

Jeffrey Combs Vs. Rowan Atkinson

Tim Russ Vs. Bruce Boxleitner

Round 1 Polls 100 - 128

[gorgeousundertow]

for the hbowar ask game, a, f, i, l, o, v, w (unrelated to the ask game: xoxoxoxo)

a. okay he's not underrated because I think people definitely like him but here's the thing I would smash Patterson like a hammer

f. ranking the shows oh no i'm so sorry everyone but i did not like...

4. The Pacific. I'm just being honest right now. I liked certain parts and certain characters A LOT but it all felt too disjointed and there were too many through lines and it was (this sounds bad bc war and trauma and tragedy but hey I watch tv for entertainment) depressing. I didn't like a war show bc war is depressing, I know how ridiculous that sound.

3. Masters of the Air. Not anywhere near as depressing, but much more disjointed. I couldn't track or find a connection with most of the characters. It felt like too much telling and not enough showing about what I should care about and I want to seeeeee these things.

2. Generation Kill is probably my second-favorite, but I think about it all the time (and by all the time I really do literally mean all. the. time.) so I have to wonder if that's inaccurate? But you guys. It's so fucking good don't take this slight rank of #2 to mean anything besides it's so fucking good and I love it.

Band of Brothers, because it was my first love. Because winnix. Because gorgeous cinematography. Because Liebgott's jugular. Because "Doing fine, Bill, thanks for asking." Because Dick Winters shaving. Because Nixon's suspenders. Because F Company got lost again. Because Joe Toye's brass knuckles.

i. wheeee the fun one!

@ep6bastogne Babe. But not just sweet thoughtful funny Babe although yes that but also sobbing for Julian Babe devastated eyes meeting Gene's in Hagenau Babe.

@screwby Ray ur just Ray-Ray. A sweet chaotic gremlin of such a good and emotionally available friend who is also more down to talk dick than anybody I know.

@lamialamia You give me Snafu vibes but hear me out. It's not tossing rocks in brain puddles Snaf, but Peer Into My Eyes to Check for Disease But Also For the Flirt Snaf.

@blood-mocha-latte I don't know you as well but you started this whole thing and should get as much Being Perceived as you deserve for all that effort. You've got the Very Excited and Delighted attitude of Luz Talking Through The Movie, but also Snug as a Bug nurturing Luz. I'm not even saying this because of Luztoye week, this is just what I'm getting.

l. hbowar does seem a lot less hectic. I've never really participated in other fandoms, but I've lurked around the edges of Good Omens and BBC Sherlock and. well.

o. okay i'm bout to get slapped but. i don't really get luztoye. Obviously I was there for "Just give me a goddamn drink" and several other key scenes but...I don't know!!! Obviously the textual clues are there and they are not subtle, I just don't quite get how the two personalities mesh. Excited to read more fics until I do get it *hides*

v. snippet:

“Nate’s already made contact,” Ray argued. “Go on, homes, bring her a drink, make small talk, compliment her shoes. Whatever, dude. See what you can get out of her.”

“I don’t think that’s a good idea,” Brad said.

Nate frowned. “You don’t think she’d be interested?”

Brad looked over to where Lara stood sipping her wine and pretending she wasn’t watching Nate’s every move. “I didn’t say that.”

Ray barked out a laugh. “Dude, I was listening in. She wants your tongue in her mouth, like, yesterday.”

Nate grinned widely and turned to make his way back over to Lara. Brad thought it would probably feel really good to punch something. 

“You okay there, Big Gay Brad?”

“Shut up, Ray.”

“Don’t worry, he can’t hear us. This is a special private channel just for you and me. You know, you could just tell him. You could walk right up to him and say, ‘Nate, your soulful green eyes and air of heroic tragedy give me a hard on like I’m a thirteen-year-old boy watching his cousin bounce naked on a trampoline. I want to suck all your pain and suffering right out through your dickhole.’”

w. What hbowar url I should have instead of my Fully Unrelated and Inscrutable url is an excellent question! Problem is Lenora/@screwby already stole the best one.

[writingwithciara]

Fics

13 Reasons Why

Zach Dempsey - over react

9-1-1

Evan "Buck" Buckley - mistletoe - leave a note

Boy Meets World

Eric Matthews - what if i stay

Dawson's Creek

Pacey Witter - more than once

HSM:TM:TS

EJ Caswell - the best thing

Julie And The Phantoms

Luke Patterson - around the world and back Reggie Peters - the good things

One Of Us Is Lying

Nate Macauley - warning labels 🥉

Riverdale

Sweet Pea - guess i'm in love

Shameless

Carl Gallagher - cinderella story

The Summer I Turned Pretty

Cam Cameron - love boat

The Umbrella Academy

Diego Hargreeves - falling

Celebrities

Barrett Carnahan - she broke your heart Ben Hardy - the other girl Griffin Gluck - unsaid emily Harrison Osterfield - ballerina Noah Schnacky - new year's eve Ross Butler - speak now Skyler Gisondo - meet me at midnight

Fake Social Media AUs & Texts

Milo Manheim - start to finish

[blahblahblees]

ヽ｀、☁ヽ｀─── CINDY LOU WHO aka MY WORKS ON WATTPAD

this includes all of my fanfic on wattpad! the majority of my fanfics are female led original characters unless stated otherwise. these fics are either ongoing, fully completed, completed until that season returns, or are in a undecided phase!

𓂃 ONGOING ON OXANGEJUICE

already over — cole walter (my life with the walter boys)

teenage dream — maya hart (girl meets world)

eldest daughter — percy jackson’s sister (pjotv)

𓂃 COMPLETED UNTIL SEASON…ON OXANGEJUICE

bad for business — zed necrodopolis (z-o-m-b-i-e-s)

delicate — robby keene (cobra kai)

misery business — jordan li (gen v)

glimpse of us — conrad & jeremiah fisher (the summer i turned pretty)

this side of paradise — wally clark (school spirits)

alright — jay kelso & nate runck (that 90s show)

𓂃 COMPLETED ON OXANGEJUICE

looking at me — jack brewer (kickin’ it)

womanizer — zack martin (suite life on deck)

just wanna be with you — luke patterson (julie and the phantoms)

name game — kendall knight (big time rush)

the love club — ricky bowen (high school musical: the musical: the series)

feel something — joshua bassett (irl)

long story short — freddie benson book 1 (icarly)

back to you — freddie benson book 2 (icarly)

lollie — lucas friar (girl meets world)

nasa — austin moon (austin & ally)

my song for you — ricky bowen book 1 (hsmtmts)

lover — ricky bowen book 2 (hsmtmts)

golden — carlos de vil (descendants)

boyfriend — ben gross (never have i ever)

call out my name — harry bingham (the society)

are you bored yet — rodrick heffley (diary of a wimpy kid)

𓂃 UNDECIDED ON OXANGEJUICE

you belong with me — lucas friar (girl meets world)

[ecoustsaintmein]

I'm rewatching Generation Kill and I'm wondering if anyone has ever done a gifset of all the smirky amused faces of officers during the first Godfather briefing scene, because that shit was funny as hell --

Between Nate and Gunny Wynn looking at each other whenever Godfather speaks, and Capt Patterson (my fav!) in the background snorting when Encino Man asked about their beanie policy.

[llamaqueenprompt]

Who I write for

I write either reader insert, original character or known character.

Aiden Mathis

Alex Karev

Annalise Keating

Anthony Bridgerton

Benedict Bridgerton

Callie Torres

Carter Baizen

Charles Leclerc

Chuck Bass

Clay Jensen

Connor Rhodes

Connor Walsh

Conrad Fisher

Damon Salvatore

Derek Morgan

Dylan O'Brien

EJ Caswell

Elijah Mikaelson

Felix Catton

Fitz Grant

Frank Delfino

Harry Bingham

Harry Styles

Isaac Lahey

Jace Herondale

Jackson Avery

Jacob Elordi

Jake Ballard

Jay Halstead

Jeff Atkins

Jeremiah Fisher

JJ Maybank

John B Routledge

Justin Foley

Klaus Mikaelson

Liam Dunbar

Luke Patterson

Magnus Bane

Mark Sloan

Mason Mount

Mellie Grant

Nate Archibald

Nick Amaro

Peter Kavinsky

Rafael Barba

Reggie Peters

Ricky Bowen

Rúben Dias

Scott McCall

Spencer Reid

Stefan Salvatore

Steven Conklin

Stiles Stilinski

Tom Holland

[deputy-buck]

This is a transfer post from my old blog!

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Ahh! Hi! Yes! These are all extremely random, and kinda suck cause I’m bad at articulating what’s in my head- excuse my poor grammar lmao I hope you like them regardless

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- Per Evan's book, he shows his affection physically, he's a very touchy man with those he likes. More specifically he really likes holding hands and cuddling on the couch, petting through their hair and over exposed skin.

- Often calls Nate "Honey", Brad "Babe", Ray "Menace (affectionate)", Walt "Pretty boy", Trombley "Pup", Doc "my old man (you know, like how southern couples call each other)", Stafford and Christeson "Staffy&Chrisy, the kids, the boys". And yet he calls everyone "Sweetheart"

- After he retired out of the Corps, he became a carpenter; decks, bars, kitchens, wardrobes, entertainment centers, wine cellars. He's more into trimwork than anything though. Good trimwork, none of that "oh the painters will caulk the gaps." bullshit. All his joints are tight, all his boards are flush, each miter is cut to the specific corner angle of the room, he doesn't just assume all walls meet at a perfect 90°, because they don't. Ever.

- Drives a ‘77 baby-blue Ford F-300 diesel dent-side. Automatic, flatbed and dual tanks, navy leather bench seat with an ebony stained dash and door panels. Rhino-Lined floor pans were a fucking must for him personally, because even though he does interior units, he hates grungy carpet. (yes this is just my dream vehicle-) 

- He loves working on it with Stafford and Christeson. He doesn’t yell at them for shaking the flashlight but he will bark at them if they put their oily, gritty hands on his paint. He’s too broke to get it refinished, okay, they’re grown enough to know better. 

- Wears cargo shorts but it’s fine, he actually uses the pockets. He always has a paper towel in his pocket too and forgets about it when he puts them in the laundry, so he has to pick off all the little bits of obliterated napkin every time. :)

- Needs glasses, has glasses, hates wearing his glasses. It’s a constant fight between him and Tim, Doc bitches that they were expensive and helps slow down the deterioration of Mike’s vision. Mike bitches that he paid for them and they’re his eyes so he can do whatever he wants with them... He wears the glasses.

- He likes camping a lot, but none of that tent camping shit, he says he’s too damn old to be sleeping on the ground anymore. So he owns a camper! A 2013 Rockwood Roo, it’s light, small, has three soft shell expandable bunks that are all queen-sized beds and a slide-out. He loves it, It’s a pain in the ass sometimes but it fits almost everyone who wants to go so it’s worth it.

- He gets ✨Emotional✨ when any of the guys are a part of a ceremony and have to wear their dress blues or service uniform. Nearly cries when they get promoted, he’s just so damn proud of his boys.

- Refuses to understand how modern kitchen appliances work; Nate’s Keurig is his archnemesis-

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- A true switch, he likes just about anything that’s put on the table. And even if it’s not his cup of tea, he’s not judgmental at all, he values a lot of communication.

- Really enjoys cock-warming, loves having one of his boys’ mouths on his half-hard cock for hours while he quotes out material and types up invoices for jobs. He’ll rock his hips forward just a tad when he feels them dozing a little too far off, reminding them to keep his cock in their mouth. 

- Praises his partner no matter if he’s topping or bottoming. Seriously, he will say, “Fuck me harder, sweetheart. Good boy.” 

- Him and Captain Patterson have a Thing with Nate and Barrett being Theirs, and so they like to mess with each other by touching the other man’s Boy. All in good fun of course, they know and respect each other’s boundaries. Gunny has more patience than Patterson though, so he can watch as Patterson pets and praises Nate for much longer than Patterson can stand watching Wynn do the same to Rich. It always ends in Patterson reluctantly surrendering Nate back to Gunny and guiding Barrett to a “middle” position, having Rich kneel between Patterson’s legs and tilt his head back until they can maintain eye-contact, which leads to Patterson cupping one hand under Barrett’s jaw to press the back of his head to Patterson’s belt buckle. Gunny and Nate watch, amused and endeared.

- Can and will edge the ever living fuck out of his boys, the one’s who like it.. Brad. Brad really fucking likes it, to the point of whispering pleadingly in Mike’s ear whenever he feels too pent up. Mike’s fine with letting Brad thinking he’s doing any sort of convincing, he likes making it an emotional challenge for Colbert.

- Playfully pulls his rank when Stafford and Christeson “contradict him” in bed, “This is your Gunny you’re talkin’ to, boys.” or “Show your Gunny some fuckin’ respect, boys.” He’d never do it legitimately to make them do something they don’t actually want, but he knows they like the play of it, knows it gets them all flustered.

- Facials, I feel like that’s all I need to say but I want to say more so- Walt kneeling on the concrete garage floor, lips wrapped around Mike’s cock, hands obediently clasped behind his back while Mike thrusts into his mouth as he pleases. Mike is so close when he pulls out of Walt’s mouth, jacking himself off the rest of the way and spilling onto Walt’s face; thick, pearly ropes laid across his flushed cheeks, a risky string of it over the bridge of his nose making the younger man squint slightly. After catching his breath, all Mike can do is grin, “Such a pretty boy, Hasser.” and pat his cheek affectionately. 

- Was the only one to not treat Trombley like a fragile, skittish deer when they started getting intimate. He listened and paid attention to Trombley’s cues of when he was uncomfortable, but he didn’t fret over it. James admitted it was a little scary at first, but it made it easier to be openly affectionate with Mike and the others. Wynn, noticing how quickly Trombley is progressing, started pushing for more, quicker: deep kisses at random times to get Trombley all hot n’ bothered, feeling him up in front of the others at home like it was nothing, semi-graphic flirting in front of the whole platoon because everyone knows and couldn’t give two shits less.

- Capitalizes on Ray being smaller than him by breaking Ray’s brain just from gently wrapping his hand around Ray’s wrist, or placing his hand flat on Ray’s belly while he’s fucking Ray, acting like he can feel his own cock there. 

- Likes it a little too much when Doc wraps a hand around his throat and pulls him up while getting fucked from behind. Especially if they’re in front of a mirror so he can watch his own jaw drop slack and his whole body just utterly melt back against Doc.