#natalie minecraft movie

[yellowceiling]

what if i consumed this movie as autistically as possible. anyway i found family’d them

ft. brokenpickaxe (i think thats their ship name) wedding !!!!

[jessicawesker83]

I like how the novelization of the Minecraft Movie mentions Technoblade as well.

[m1ntch1p29]

I just saw the Minecraft movie.

I better see SO many fanfics where Garrett and Steve get married and adopt Henry and Natalie with Dawn as their weird aunt because NOBODY can deny the found family potential here

[somethingcatholic]

watched the minecraft movie and im feeling kind of insane about steve/garett and natalie/dawn, im embarrassed

[fazbearedits]

Unitl the Minecraft movie comes out, these two are siblings

[djevelbl]

HIIIIIIIII i went to watch the minecraft movie today!!! yayyyy!!!!!!

yap beneath the read more <3

it was fun! but sooooo bad. you dont get it it was TERRIBLE - not even in a "oh my god they dont even know what minecraft is" way but more in a "this is an insult to storytelling and writers everywhere" way. and im only kinda exaggerating /silly

like. the story was genuinely trying for a good spot in the minecraft speedrun leaderboards bc otherwise i cant comprehend WHY IN FUCK they were rushing that shit 😭😭 to the point that when the movie ended i turned to my mum going all "THAT WAS THE ENDING?????" bc i SWEAR i thought there was another half hour left. nope. they just rushed through the story

the whole thing there at the end with henry being all "oh no imma go back to the real world, im just not gonna let them take my creativity away!" was soooo shoehorned in, NOTHING in the fucking movie actually shows that henry came to that conclusion himself. garret wanting to go back also made no fucking sense to me???? like girllll wasnt he drowning in debts? why didnt he stay in the overworld like hellooooo???? y dónde está tu mentalidá 'e tiburón garbage man???????? like i genuinely dont know at what fucking point garret ever realized he had to be a better person - like okay. sure. he does admit that hes trash as a person and that hes a loser. it never really felt like he internalized any of that admission as motivation to become a better human though???????????? the movie just gave him the happy ending with none of the work done 😭😭😭

it really felt like the second they introduced steve that they wanted to go to the climactic final battle against the piglins. with absolutely none of the work done to like, earn that final battle?? ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THE EMOTIONAL STUFF they were so focused on making each adventure scene fun that they forgot they wanted to give the moral lesson of staying true to yourself and not letting anyone take your creativity away, so they kinda just..... put it in there?? with none of the emotional labor of showing the characters journey through the problems of real life that would make such a lesson not just a fitting ending for the journey but also a necessary ending ever happening. whats up with that how did they do that

back to the characters - steve was actually funny and camp. no complaints there from me. OOOOOOOOO BUT THE WOMEN!!!! I HAVE SOOOOOO MANY PROBLEMS WITH THE WOMEN more accurately, i have problems with the fact that theres a total of FOUR. FOUR (4) WOMEN IN THE MOVIE, WHERE 2 OF THEM DO JACKSHIT FOR THE STORY (despite being iconic natalie and dawn never stop being you i love you idc that a whole theater worth of misogynists boo'd you once they dont know what fun is), ONE OF THEM IS BOTH THE VILLAIN AND NOT EVEN HUMAN (ily malgosha youre sooooo funny. i hope u get to stab steve in the afterlife babygirl <3) AND THE LAST ONE IS RELEGATED TO THE B-PLOT (marlene youre insane. i hope you have crazy fun with your nitwit villager husband <33) LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT????? HELLO????????????? genuinely sad. genuinely angering. they were all my favorites and if i see any one of you people calling them names or insulting them in any way ill kill you on sight <33 they did no wrong and deserve the world. fuck everyone else in the movie i only need natalie dawn malgosha and marlene in this life <3333

like GRGRGRGRGRGRGRRG i wanted to rip someone's throat out when i saw natalie and dawn doing nothing in that final battle against the piglinssss 😭😭😭 i mean. natalie kinda just... stood there. and dawn called the wolf army which disappeared off screen in like 37 seconds. they got done so dirtyyyyyyyy :(((((( im really really sad cuz both of them are sooooo interesting as characters!!!!!!! dawn is an overworked woman who's managed to keep her joy and whimsy with her about life even through the tiring responsibilites of being an adult! and natalie is a young woman recently moved into a new town where she knows no one and has custody of her younger brother due to their mother not being physically present!!!!! they couldve done something interesting with that!!!!!!!! make them bond over the fear of messing up and having those who rely on you judge you for that!! make dawn share some of her struggles she went through when she was natalies age and give her wisdom and advice!!!! instead we got a convo that barely showed a fraction of who these two are and what we couldve ahd, and the women are gone for all the ACTUALLY PLOT RELEVANT parts of the story after that. what if i tore the throat out of the writer who decided that. what if i did that.

like. i thought i would hate dawn and natalie from the trailer. i thought theyd be obnoxious and annoying. the instead i fucking love them and i wish they couldve had more involvement in the search for the earth crystal instead of Being Forced Apart from the group by The Narrative. the trailer paints them horribly

uhhhh tldr: the movie was fun. the story was shit. justice for natalie and dawn. marlene stole every scene in the movie and now i want a sequel just to see natalie dawn and marlene again,,,,,,,,,,

[old-man-minecraft-yaoi]

A Minecraft Movie Character Ages

This is based on vibes, math, actor ages, and head canons

First up

Henry -14

Based on the fact that Chuglass HS is in fact a high school and it seems like the first day id say he's probably 14. His actor is 15 and most likely wouldn't play a character older. I don't think henry is 15 because most kids start freshman year at 14. Why can't he be a sophomore? Well, I thought he was in middle school till i remembered Chuglass is a high school...

Next up

Natalie -18-24

There is nothing specific determining her age other than she can presumable have custody over Henry and she can own a house, making her at lease 18. She does look young but i don't think the movie tried to make her look young, the actress just looks like that naturally. The actress is 23, usually with younger actors i wouldn't head canon the characters age older but as you can see i put the high end of her age range as 24. my reasoning is that i like parallels and even numbers (you will notice a lot on this post). her being 24 and Henry being 14 makes them 10 years apart and i like that. that is the extent of my reasoning... I'm not tied down to any of the ages for her, let me know your thoughts.

Ooo up next

Garrett -50

another parallel guys. i like the idea that he won his gaming world championship in 1989 at 14, the same age Henry is now. and then we do some math. 1989-14=1975 that's the year he was born. then minus 1975 from 2025 and it equals 50. his actor is 45 but older actors can age up with out it seeming crazy.

Next... I am-

Steve - 50

honestly i just wanted him and Garrett to be the same age so i could write a high school au... his actor is 55 but once an actor gets middle aged their characters start looking like less specific ages and more just generally middle aged so its not crazy to say he could be 50. i also wanted to bring up that I'd like to think he went to the overworld in 2009, when Steve was introduced to Minecraft. that would make him 34 in 2009

Up next ;}

Dawn -34

i say 34 because once again another parallel. even though their life's are on totally different paths i feel like her and Steve (pre overworld) have the same vibe of just doing stuff and haven't found their niche. i know Steve was miserable and Dawn isn't, they're opposites but also the same. her actress is 35 so it would be sane to say Dawn is 34.

last but not *hrr* least

Vice Principal Marlene -63

there's nothing much to say here, her actress is 63. she could quite possible be younger but there is nothing really to go off of other than you need at least a masters degree and several years of experience as a teacher to be a vice principal. so technically she could be 25 i guess but I've never seen a young vice principal so I'm just going to stick to the actresses age of 63.

[darthblogs87]

Just watched the minecraft movie

Oh.. my god.

It was actually really good. The story was a bit generic, and while the pacing was fast, the acting was amazing (Jack Black carried the whole thing obviously) and the fight scenes were awesome.

if you want a movie you can just laugh at how tremendously stupid it is, you'd love the minecraft movie.

Overall, i have to rate it a 8/10, not the best movie of all time, but certainly better than anything else.

(and as a side note, Steve COMPLETELY steals the show, he was the best part of the entire movie.)

[riottrabbit]

im the first natalie a minecraft movie kin

[happy-rainbow-crayons]

GUYS I WATCHED THE MINECRAFT MOVIE AND IM WORKING ON THE BRACELETS

Btw the movies peak and my two favorite characters are Henry and Dawn

[sleepybean427]

Man I wish Steve and Garrett were my dads

[jaspydunx]

Gay dads and their children

[multi-fandom-enjoyer]

Y/n, the spawn of Herobrione, and Natalie walk around the village comparing their vastly different worlds.

Y/n: So, in your world, there are objects that are completely round? Like no corners or points?

Natalie(chuckles): Yes, there called spheres and circles.

Y/n: Wow. I wish I could see that.

Natalie: Maybe you could? After we defeat the piglin army, I mean.

Y/n: I'd like that.

[hall0wedwyrm]

saw the Minecraft movie again today and I can confirm I have a fixation on Garrett. oops.

LOOK. HES JUST. such a loser. he's literally a boyfailure. and he's just captured me. I think I really enjoy his type of character? the sort of 'failing completely at life but using his over confidence to mask it all' thing he's got going on. idk man idk.

also the pink jacket. also why are his shoes tied like that.

[fazbearedits]

Me bc the new Minecraft movie tv spot/trailer confirmed my hc that Henry and Natalie are siblings:

[chronic-hyperfixator]

I wish I could draw so I could draw a picture of Wednesday surrounded by all of the characters Emma Myers plays and having like massive gay panic.

Or the other way around Enid surrounded by all of Jenna Ortega’s characters and having massive gay panic.