#naruseku

[ai-higurashi]

Extremely late part 2 of my birthday present for @zukoromantic !!!!!!!!

About time I drew the narusekus XD

[zukoromantic]

[ID: Photo of a collection of Delicious Party Precure merchandise. Most noticably, there are plushies of Narcistoru and Secretoru. There are also multiple buttons with members of the Bundoru Gang on them. There are cards of Gentlu, Narcistoru, and Secretoru each. As well as an acrylic standee of Narcistoru. End ID]

HEY GUYS. GUESS WHO HAS ACQUIRED. THE FAVES. AT LONG LAST.

You guys have no idea what issues i had with the delivery but it was ALLLL WORTH IT MUAHHAHAHHA!!!!! :]💕

[zukoromantic]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. KICKING MY FEET GOING INSANE

THANK YOU !!!!!🩷💖💥

NARUSEKUS, FINALLY

Cannot believe you would beat me to the first naruseku fics on ao3, i took far too much time xD

THANK YOU THANK YOU, I NEVER SEE CONTENT FOR THEM EVER . AND FIC TOO, IT'S EVEN FIC!!!!!!

THESE ARE SOOOO GOOODDDDD THEY ARE SO IN CHARACTER AND THE BANTER IS EXCELLENT AND YOUR WRITING IS SO GOOD I'M . EXPLODES . The TENSION IN THE FIRST ONE . And the resolve in the second one 👀👀👀

I hope i can leave more detailed comments on ao3 once my brain is up to the task bc rn i'm still so overwhelmed with the JOYYYYY

THE FACT THAT YOU DIDN'T WRITE ONE BUT /TWO/!!!!! 🥺🩷💖💕🩷🩷💕🩷💕

Happy Precure Secret Exchange @zukoromantic!! I saw you liked Secretoru and Narcistoru, so I wrote some things for you!

Heres the first one! (Second is under the cut haha)

Wishing everyone a happy @precuresecretexchange!

Heres the second one! ;)

[zukoromantic]

This is one of if not my favorite bundoru hideout scene

- why are they so pathetic

- this is in the episode with kokone's parents. And they relate the bundoru scenes to the a plot sometimes

- the fact that godatz has apparenlty not been showing himself. He does Not care about them

- "i've been concerned about you two" same girl 😭

- THEY ARE SO DESPERATE FOR HIS APPROVAL. THIS SCENE MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME. These two have mindsets that are focussed on negativity. So they come to this plsce/to godatz to seek validation for those mindsets. However, he doesn't care about them. And they do get abandoned. It's almost like surrounding yourself with people who approve of negative mindsets and choosing a negative environment will not actually make you happy! Go figure! (Their characters and arcs mean everything to me, you don't understand)

- the fact HE CAN JUST. SEE THEM/HEAR THEM??? AT ANY POINT????? AND THEY DID NOT KNOW THIS. THAT IS INSANE. The fact that in this episode, narcistoru does his "watch me, godatz-sama!" BECAUSE. WELL, HE COULD APPARENTLY SEE THEM BEFOREHAND, WHO KNOWS WHERE ELSE HE'S WATCHING. LMAO! (He can for sure not see them when they're in the field but frankly, i too would be paranoid after this)

- THE BLUSHING. THEY ARE SO. GRRRRRR 💕 losers. Godatz literally just shows up, tells them to get to work and they go all blushy happy

- the fact that even narcistoru is so heart eyes over godatz when he literally never expresses anything like this towards anyone else. Secretoru is more openly emotional and silly, but not narcistoru. I just think they are neat like this. Such fun characters. :]

[zukoromantic]

Somehow one of my favorite narcistoru and secretoru interactions

- the scene starting with narcistoru just going "watcha got there :3" guy who will definitely ask you if you have games on your phone

- secretoru saying it's for "poison testing" and narcistoru just being like "can NOT relate, but you just wanna eat it, right?"

- this is one of the few scenes where you can actually kind of see their height difference, narcistoru literally bends down a little bit to see over secretoru's shoulder 😭. Like look at this:

it's visible in such a few shots but in this clip it is also noticable

- the stupid teasing and the actual death glare that secretoru sends him kills me every single time. Like god do you Have to be so fucking annoying in every conversation we have? Even when they just kind of get on each other's nerves like in this scene, you can tell it comes from a genuine place of hostility, love that for them ❤️

spoiler under the cut

- narcistoru being the Only character in the episode to Not try the first love candy. Subtle nod to a) how he doesn't like food and b) him being an aromantic king because i DO make the rules actually

- i love the secretoru death glare collection, really foreshadows how she later tries to murder him in cold blood soley because he's pretty annoying sks. it's literally so inevitable, they hate each other soooo much <3

[zukoromantic]

Every day i wish they were in my life ;;;;;

[zukoromantic]

The pain of shipping the rarest pair i have ever shipped and it SHOULDN'T BE! IT SHOULDN'T BE SO RARE. I don't UNDERSTAND. There is a solid fandom. The two interact to much. They are hilarious. Peak entertainment. Makes no damn sense

[zukoromantic]

Wish the "party rockers in the house tonight" "it's party rock is" meme would work with narcistoru and secretoru delipre but unfortunately they both think it's party rockers

[zukoromantic]

Weekly reminder to vote narcistoru and secretoru because they're the funniest people on earth and they mean literally everything to me

THEY'RE ALSO SUPER UNDERRATED RAREPAIR !!!

(delicious party spoilers)

Even iconic as crackship bc they are just hilarious even though you can also take them into a more genuine direction especially ppst canon. But they're a fucking blast for silly crack as well

Despite having TONS of interactions and being generally awesome, there is next to ZERO content for them. It is so bizarre. They deserve this so hard! Extremely underrated for no reason whatsoever

(delicious party spoilers)

They are so fucking silly and their character arcs are AMAZING, they're cringefail people who become happier by choosing to be less bitter. While sharing the funniest possible dynamic because of this

You already know this because i talk about them every week but oh well please 😭🙌

Rants!

You x my mom: (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

┻━┻︵└(´Д｀└)

┻┻︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵┻┻

(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

T_T at least they're a team but I wanted a naruseku sweep ( ≧Д≦)

Narcistoru/secretoru: Yeah i can gurantee this is the only submission for them for Some Reason. Because no one ships them. Like i have searched the internet far and wide and turn up with like. Close to literal zero. And here's the thing, this is entirely illogical. They work together in this evil group and their deals are essentially that they're. Unhappy people. At first you think they're just annoying but actually they're annoying snd Extremely Miserable. In silly ways, they are such losers and so cringefail. I could write an essay on both of them individually, but basically i love how their focus isn't on being better people, it is on being happier. Individually.

The show is divided into clear parts of who is the main antagonist at the time which really makes you FEEL how unhappy they each are. They're a group but they're also not bc they choose to be unhappy ad get on each other's nerves about it and that's a prime focus of their characters. Anyway, these two make me insane, they spend a lot of time together during the middle part of the show, bc the first villain is gone so now it's just the two of them and their leader who isn't doing much yet. After this part, one of them, narcistoru, is defeated so he's gone for the time being. But these two, they hate each other SOOOOOOOO much it's insane. This is because Narcistoru is an annoying bitch and Secretoru hates that. And they're both generally insane people with dumb beliefs and issues that they view wrongly. It's just so glorious to see them annoy each other so much. Post Narcistoru's main screen time, he gets his conclusion episode. He escapes from prison and Secretoru is supposed to retrieve him. But like not because they need him, in fact, they absolutely did not care that he was arrested because none of these people give a flying fuck about each other. It's just that he wasn't supposed to be a risk. Secretoru and Narcistoru have a rather petty and hilarious fight. Because you see. Now they don't have to get along. They are not on the same side. So the hostility is really thriving here. In fact, she manages to capture him, and while fighting the pretty cures (magical girls), hensays some annoying shit and she goes "actually i changed my mind" and shoves him off this rock in order for the monster (they always summon one) to fucking kill him. Like she tries to murder him in cold blood soley because he's annoying and this was entirely inevitable actually. She wants that twink obliterated. They don't bring this up again in the finale when they're both in prison. They just. Kind of hang out now. They've reached a level of tolerance.

And you may think "why do you ship this" LOOK. THEIR INTERACTIONS. ARE SO FUNNY. IT'S JUST. A VERY FUN SHIP. BECAUSE THEY'RE HILARIOUS. The hostility is so great and i think it would be neat if they had some t4t hatesex. It would solve nothing. They mske each other so much worse. But it would be very hot. Also secretoru has a general "can you shut the fuck up" attitude towards him. I don't even technically ship it but i ENJOY the ship.

And yet. I am so alone in this which is insane because i definitely expected ship content for them even before i actually wanted it myself.

But no, of course people ship Narcistoru with actual fifteen year olds. Like so much. And there is ZERO content for the ship with the other Actual Adult that he interacts with on a regular basis and who he has a fantastic and entertaining and INTERESTING dynamic with. So basically, i am not just sad, i am also SO SALTY. They are so insanely rarepair despite being an absolute epic duo. Awesome crackship, 10/10, literally comedy

Obiwan/grievous: Ok so this is a HUGE crackship and some people are not going to agree but like, Obi-Wan is what comes to mind when you think of the jedi and Grievous hates the jedi as a whole because he believes them to the cause of his mutilation and the suffering of his people, but the jedi are not the ones who did this. Grievous is a pawn in the game of the sith and he doesn't realize that his mind has been altered against his wishes or that he will be desposed of as soon as the war ends. Obi-Wan is a compassionate man and is able to consistently go toe to toe with Grievous, making him a rival Grievous can't help but respect in a weird way (his people are warriors, for all we know, fighting could be a method of flirting to his people yaknow? And obiwan genuienly flirts as a way to throw off his enemies, think of the comedic potential if Obi-Wan didnt realize how MUCH hes been a flirt or if Grevious acctualy gets flustered by it because obiwan is such a competent fighter and IF ONLY HE WASNT THE ENEMY-) If Obi-Wan knew what happened he would have tried to make amends and help his people, and if Grievous learned that it was Dooku (a former jedi turned sith) who turned him into a monster against his will, he'd probably be willing to team up with Obi-Wan to bring down Dooku and the Sith plans for Galactic domination to avenge and to protect his people, and they would be an absolute powerhouse since they are already familiar with eachothers way of fighting and from a writers point of view its filled with so much potential angst and drama, and hijinks, and even enhances the plot and creates parallels between the two that the franchise has never bothered to make and it has so much potential even if they don't fall in love they could be really good friends/partners/allies and if order 66 goes as planned they would be badass rebels its such an overlooked possible dynamic PLEASE 🥺

Nightmare Polycule: The cursed creation of like. 4 people on a niche fandom discord. Polycule consisting of pretty much every adult character in the series. It's awful and somehow the best thing ever. The potential for both crack and angst is unmatched. The divorced parents energy is OFF THE CHARTS. Marcia realizes she is a morosexual and has a crisis about it. Gringe confronts his prejudices by falling for a no-good wizard. Jillie Djinn is Marcia's ex and also dead and also GHOSTING ON HER COUCH which makes it very hard to bring her boyfriends over. Marcellus tries to be dramatic about the fleetingness of human life (except his) and gets made fun of until he confronts his trauma instead. Sarah and Mrs Gringe are having tea and getting a break from the drama.

[zukoromantic]

They should make a battamonda plushie, i want him right now

[zukoromantic]

9 people to get to know better, tagged by @siroofington tysm 🥺🩷

Three ships: Naruseku (Narcistoru and Secretoru from Delicious Party❤️Pretty Cure), uhhhhhh..... Two more... Of course, Skearhead and Empress Undergu from Hirogaru Sky! Pretty Cure. And let's throw some Marigami (Marinette x Kagami) from Miraculous in there because I LIKE THEM!

First ship ever: as far as I can remember it might be Ferb and Vanessa from Phineas and Ferb? Could be wrong, but that is definitely in the earliest

Last song: Discord (it's on my Pretty Cure playlist...! My brainrot is so obvious haha)

Last film: Mean Girls <3

Currently reading: Gosh, multiple things? At the very least D•N•Angel (a manga), technically still reading Mob Psycho manga. And haven't finished a differnet book yet either called "Of Fire and Stars" by Audrey Coulthurst (fantasy novel about the politics of some kingdoms as well as gay princesses, i love the characters). I should continue reading that tomorrow at the library....!

Currently watching: too many things, not ALL abandoned, i promise. Mainly Mahoutsukai Pretty Cure and TECHNICALLY still Trigun Stampede, Sofia the First, Detective Conan, Breaking Bad, etc.... I suck at watching things, hah!

Currently consuming: apple. Not a big fan but I eat one a day bc health

Currently craving: time with my gf as well as a chai latte. Or just peppermint tea. But damn, that chai latte today i had at work was Good

Tagging: @temporalworrier @blaithnne @prommytheus @skyy-vibin @yellowfoot-06 @ai-higurashi @tresbestioles @faerieyuri @aroweb and anyone who wants to! No pressure, just for fun

[zukoromantic]

VOTE NARCISTORU AND SECRETORU!!!

I NEED YOUR SUPPORT SOOOOO BAD HERE THEY MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME

(some spoilers for delicious party pretty cure ahead)

LOOK at them:

They deserve this RIDICULOUSLY bad! Reasons:

- they are cringefail and get on each other's nerves. Both have ridiculous issues and insane world views that they seek validation for (it doesn't work because choosing to seek validation for something that makes you unhappy will Not make you magically happy)

- them and their dynamic are literally peak comedy you just have to trust me on this okay

- their character arcs are NOT focussed on redemption but primarily on how THEY want to feel more content and happier with their lives

- they are coworkers whose casual dynamic for a long time can be summarized with "i think i will be annoying on purpose :3" vs "i want that twink obliterated"

- The moment they meet each other again once they're not working together anymore, all their hostility finally can truly shine, and secretoru literally tries to kill narcistoru in cold bllod just because he is a little annoying. And it feels so right

- they should have t4t hatesex. This would solve nothing but it would be so funny

- the "she tries to kill him" incident does NOT go mentioned once they meet again afterwards. They both had their character stuff and are slightly more normal now about everything

- post canon they could be SO adorable istg. They could be SOOOO qpr. They deserve to be happy sooo bad and the fact that they tolerate each other now and are more chill blends so WONDERFULLY into their character arcs. Because they really are about accepting things and being more open to stuff for their own happinesses sakes'

- it would be literally so hot if they made out

Rants!

Narcistoru/secretoru: Yeah i can gurantee this is the only submission for them for Some Reason. Because no one ships them. Like i have searched the internet far and wide and turn up with like. Close to literal zero. And here's the thing, this is entirely illogical. They work together in this evil group and their deals are essentially that they're. Unhappy people. At first you think they're just annoying but actually they're annoying snd Extremely Miserable. In silly ways, they are such losers and so cringefail. I could write an essay on both of them individually, but basically i love how their focus isn't on being better people, it is on being happier. Individually.

The show is divided into clear parts of who is the main antagonist at the time which really makes you FEEL how unhappy they each are. They're a group but they're also not bc they choose to be unhappy ad get on each other's nerves about it and that's a prime focus of their characters. Anyway, these two make me insane, they spend a lot of time together during the middle part of the show, bc the first villain is gone so now it's just the two of them and their leader who isn't doing much yet. After this part, one of them, narcistoru, is defeated so he's gone for the time being. But these two, they hate each other SOOOOOOOO much it's insane. This is because Narcistoru is an annoying bitch and Secretoru hates that. And they're both generally insane people with dumb beliefs and issues that they view wrongly. It's just so glorious to see them annoy each other so much. Post Narcistoru's main screen time, he gets his conclusion episode. He escapes from prison and Secretoru is supposed to retrieve him. But like not because they need him, in fact, they absolutely did not care that he was arrested because none of these people give a flying fuck about each other. It's just that he wasn't supposed to be a risk. Secretoru and Narcistoru have a rather petty and hilarious fight. Because you see. Now they don't have to get along. They are not on the same side. So the hostility is really thriving here. In fact, she manages to capture him, and while fighting the pretty cures (magical girls), hensays some annoying shit and she goes "actually i changed my mind" and shoves him off this rock in order for the monster (they always summon one) to fucking kill him. Like she tries to murder him in cold blood soley because he's annoying and this was entirely inevitable actually. She wants that twink obliterated. They don't bring this up again in the finale when they're both in prison. They just. Kind of hang out now. They've reached a level of tolerance.

And you may think "why do you ship this" LOOK. THEIR INTERACTIONS. ARE SO FUNNY. IT'S JUST. A VERY FUN SHIP. BECAUSE THEY'RE HILARIOUS. The hostility is so great and i think it would be neat if they had some t4t hatesex. It would solve nothing. They mske each other so much worse. But it would be very hot. Also secretoru has a general "can you shut the fuck up" attitude towards him. I don't even technically ship it but i ENJOY the ship.

And yet. I am so alone in this which is insane because i definitely expected ship content for them even before i actually wanted it myself.

But no, of course people ship Narcistoru with actual fifteen year olds. Like so much. And there is ZERO content for the ship with the other Actual Adult that he interacts with on a regular basis and who he has a fantastic and entertaining and INTERESTING dynamic with. So basically, i am not just sad, i am also SO SALTY. They are so insanely rarepair despite being an absolute epic duo. Awesome crackship, 10/10, literally comedy

You x my mom: you guys think you're soooo funny don't you

Well good luck watching the Simpsons 24/7 and never getting anywhere on time

[myfaveisfuckable]

Rants!

You x my mom: (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

┻━┻︵└(´Д｀└)

┻┻︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵┻┻

(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

T_T at least they're a team but I wanted a naruseku sweep ( ≧Д≦)

Narcistoru/secretoru: Yeah i can gurantee this is the only submission for them for Some Reason. Because no one ships them. Like i have searched the internet far and wide and turn up with like. Close to literal zero. And here's the thing, this is entirely illogical. They work together in this evil group and their deals are essentially that they're. Unhappy people. At first you think they're just annoying but actually they're annoying snd Extremely Miserable. In silly ways, they are such losers and so cringefail. I could write an essay on both of them individually, but basically i love how their focus isn't on being better people, it is on being happier. Individually.

The show is divided into clear parts of who is the main antagonist at the time which really makes you FEEL how unhappy they each are. They're a group but they're also not bc they choose to be unhappy ad get on each other's nerves about it and that's a prime focus of their characters. Anyway, these two make me insane, they spend a lot of time together during the middle part of the show, bc the first villain is gone so now it's just the two of them and their leader who isn't doing much yet. After this part, one of them, narcistoru, is defeated so he's gone for the time being. But these two, they hate each other SOOOOOOOO much it's insane. This is because Narcistoru is an annoying bitch and Secretoru hates that. And they're both generally insane people with dumb beliefs and issues that they view wrongly. It's just so glorious to see them annoy each other so much. Post Narcistoru's main screen time, he gets his conclusion episode. He escapes from prison and Secretoru is supposed to retrieve him. But like not because they need him, in fact, they absolutely did not care that he was arrested because none of these people give a flying fuck about each other. It's just that he wasn't supposed to be a risk. Secretoru and Narcistoru have a rather petty and hilarious fight. Because you see. Now they don't have to get along. They are not on the same side. So the hostility is really thriving here. In fact, she manages to capture him, and while fighting the pretty cures (magical girls), hensays some annoying shit and she goes "actually i changed my mind" and shoves him off this rock in order for the monster (they always summon one) to fucking kill him. Like she tries to murder him in cold blood soley because he's annoying and this was entirely inevitable actually. She wants that twink obliterated. They don't bring this up again in the finale when they're both in prison. They just. Kind of hang out now. They've reached a level of tolerance.

And you may think "why do you ship this" LOOK. THEIR INTERACTIONS. ARE SO FUNNY. IT'S JUST. A VERY FUN SHIP. BECAUSE THEY'RE HILARIOUS. The hostility is so great and i think it would be neat if they had some t4t hatesex. It would solve nothing. They mske each other so much worse. But it would be very hot. Also secretoru has a general "can you shut the fuck up" attitude towards him. I don't even technically ship it but i ENJOY the ship.

And yet. I am so alone in this which is insane because i definitely expected ship content for them even before i actually wanted it myself.

But no, of course people ship Narcistoru with actual fifteen year olds. Like so much. And there is ZERO content for the ship with the other Actual Adult that he interacts with on a regular basis and who he has a fantastic and entertaining and INTERESTING dynamic with. So basically, i am not just sad, i am also SO SALTY. They are so insanely rarepair despite being an absolute epic duo. Awesome crackship, 10/10, literally comedy

Obiwan/grievous: Ok so this is a HUGE crackship and some people are not going to agree but like, Obi-Wan is what comes to mind when you think of the jedi and Grievous hates the jedi as a whole because he believes them to the cause of his mutilation and the suffering of his people, but the jedi are not the ones who did this. Grievous is a pawn in the game of the sith and he doesn't realize that his mind has been altered against his wishes or that he will be desposed of as soon as the war ends. Obi-Wan is a compassionate man and is able to consistently go toe to toe with Grievous, making him a rival Grievous can't help but respect in a weird way (his people are warriors, for all we know, fighting could be a method of flirting to his people yaknow? And obiwan genuienly flirts as a way to throw off his enemies, think of the comedic potential if Obi-Wan didnt realize how MUCH hes been a flirt or if Grevious acctualy gets flustered by it because obiwan is such a competent fighter and IF ONLY HE WASNT THE ENEMY-) If Obi-Wan knew what happened he would have tried to make amends and help his people, and if Grievous learned that it was Dooku (a former jedi turned sith) who turned him into a monster against his will, he'd probably be willing to team up with Obi-Wan to bring down Dooku and the Sith plans for Galactic domination to avenge and to protect his people, and they would be an absolute powerhouse since they are already familiar with eachothers way of fighting and from a writers point of view its filled with so much potential angst and drama, and hijinks, and even enhances the plot and creates parallels between the two that the franchise has never bothered to make and it has so much potential even if they don't fall in love they could be really good friends/partners/allies and if order 66 goes as planned they would be badass rebels its such an overlooked possible dynamic PLEASE 🥺

Nightmare Polycule: The cursed creation of like. 4 people on a niche fandom discord. Polycule consisting of pretty much every adult character in the series. It's awful and somehow the best thing ever. The potential for both crack and angst is unmatched. The divorced parents energy is OFF THE CHARTS. Marcia realizes she is a morosexual and has a crisis about it. Gringe confronts his prejudices by falling for a no-good wizard. Jillie Djinn is Marcia's ex and also dead and also GHOSTING ON HER COUCH which makes it very hard to bring her boyfriends over. Marcellus tries to be dramatic about the fleetingness of human life (except his) and gets made fun of until he confronts his trauma instead. Sarah and Mrs Gringe are having tea and getting a break from the drama.

[myfaveisfuckable]

Rants!

Liu Qingge/Zhuzi Lang: Both these dudes are from Scum Villain's Self Saving System, which is a chinese novel by the author MXTX (I cannot remember the full name im sorry).

Liu Qingge is known as a 'war god' and he's, to put it lightly, Fightsexual. Boy's got IQ specifically geared towards getting into and out of fights. He was one of the strongest characters in the story (like, 3rd strongest if you dont count the protagonist's dad who was uhm 'retired' by the start of the story lol). He's also Incredibly Princely Pretty.

Zhuzhi Lang is a half-snake demon with self-esteem issues and can turn into a large snake, and can also probably give Liu Qingge a good fight! ngl I just love Liu Qingge and I ship over half a dozen people with him. Zhuzhi Lang is a top contender though because he's a sweet guy, can totally get into vore, can give Liu Qingge a challenge, and also probably has 2 dicks-

Naruseku: Yeah i can gurantee this is the only submission for them for Some Reason. Because no one ships them. Like i have searched the internet far and wide and turn up with like. Close to literal zero. And here's the thing, this is entirely illogical. They work together in this evil group and their deals are essentially that they're. Unhappy people. At first you think they're just annoying but actually they're annoying snd Extremely Miserable. In silly ways, they are such losers and so cringefail. I could write an essay on both of them individually, but basically i love how their focus isn't on being better people, it is on being happier. Individually.

The show is divided into clear parts of who is the main antagonist at the time which really makes you FEEL how unhappy they each are. They're a group but they're also not bc they choose to be unhappy ad get on each other's nerves about it and that's a prime focus of their characters. Anyway, these two make me insane, they spend a lot of time together during the middle part of the show, bc the first villain is gone so now it's just the two of them and their leader who isn't doing much yet. After this part, one of them, narcistoru, is defeated so he's gone for the time being. But these two, they hate each other SOOOOOOOO much it's insane. This is because Narcistoru is an annoying bitch and Secretoru hates that. And they're both generally insane people with dumb beliefs and issues that they view wrongly. It's just so glorious to see them annoy each other so much. Post Narcistoru's main screen time, he gets his conclusion episode. He escapes from prison and Secretoru is supposed to retrieve him. But like not because they need him, in fact, they absolutely did not care that he was arrested because none of these people give a flying fuck about each other. It's just that he wasn't supposed to be a risk. Secretoru and Narcistoru have a rather petty and hilarious fight. Because you see. Now they don't have to get along. They are not on the same side. So the hostility is really thriving here. In fact, she manages to capture him, and while fighting the pretty cures (magical girls), hensays some annoying shit and she goes "actually i changed my mind" and shoves him off this rock in order for the monster (they always summon one) to fucking kill him. Like she tries to murder him in cold blood soley because he's annoying and this was entirely inevitable actually. She wants that twink obliterated. They don't bring this up again in the finale when they're both in prison. They just. Kind of hang out now. They've reached a level of tolerance.

And you may think "why do you ship this" LOOK. THEIR INTERACTIONS. ARE SO FUNNY. IT'S JUST. A VERY FUN SHIP. BECAUSE THEY'RE HILARIOUS. The hostility is so great and i think it would be neat if they had some t4t hatesex. It would solve nothing. They mske each other so much worse. But it would be very hot. Also secretoru has a general "can you shut the fuck up" attitude towards him. I don't even technically ship it but i ENJOY the ship.

And yet. I am so alone in this which is insane because i definitely expected ship content for them even before i actually wanted it myself.

But no, of course people ship Narcistoru with actual fifteen year olds. Like so much. And there is ZERO content for the ship with the other Actual Adult that he interacts with on a regular basis and who he has a fantastic and entertaining and INTERESTING dynamic with. So basically, i am not just sad, i am also SO SALTY. They are so insanely rarepair despite being an absolute epic duo. Awesome crackship, 10/10, literally comedy