#naruhina funny

[opttagoyeo]

Naruto: Hey, Hinata I have a question..

Hinata: Yes, Naruto-kun? What is it?

Naruto: So... let's say I've got reincarnated in my next life as a ramen, would you..*scratches the back of his neck* would you still love me?

Hinata: R-r-ramen? *blinks furiously*

Naruto: Yeah! Would you still love me though even if I got reincarnated in my next life as some bowl of ramen?

Hinata: I love ramen, so I will still love you even when you're a ramen.

Naruto: Yeah.. but would you eat me though Hinata?

Hinata: Eh.. uhm..*fiddles her fingers* I don't think— *nods* ..Sorry, Naruto-kun!

Naruto: Hinataaaaa!!! *jumps on her to hug her*

[hellcifrogs]

Can the sixth hokage pls come collect his kids?

[cool-thymus]

Today i finished watching Naruto! And i found this gem in the ending credits: one pure team Minato hug! 💜🧡🩶

[tsignpro]

Ninja Gossip tells the Abridged version of what happened in the Sakura Hiden and Sasuke Shinden Light Novels

Thus, Hinata’s Onesided Beef with Sasuke Persisted into the Boruto Era.

[yutori-do]

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Noticing how my main OTPs always involve at least one blond that had Daddy issues, loyal to a fault, and goes feral when his loved ones are in danger.

[necronatural]

could never get into regular naruto because of the difficulty of finding people who understand ino is a lesbian and sakura is agonizingly heterosexual

[flowerslut]

Boruto spoilers are out and himawari has a mini kurama in her. We don't know how yet, but maybe naruto gave it her when she was a baby...🤔👀

@ masashi kishimoto: Y̷̡̭͔͊̉Ȍ̵̻Ủ̴ͅͅ ̴̞̌͆Ǹ̴̺̼̑̅͜E̴͖̞͂E̴̺͌Ḓ̶̉ ̸̨̊̕M̵̝͐́̕ͅE̷̖͋̑̄ ̵̤̌̎B̶͙̳̩̽Ő̵̤̥͛ͅY̶͙̞͋ ̶̰̀Y̷̫̑̄͛O̸̡̹̥͒́U̵̡̞̱͆̂R̷̜͚̓ ̶͎͙̝̀͝F̵̨̍̅̄R̵͕͘Ḙ̸̹̑̓͝Ẽ̶͈͐̌ ̶͓̮̎͜Ẇ̸̞I̶̛̯L̶̢͓̝͑́L̸̨̖͗͝ ̵̮̍̔̊Ĭ̷̱̻̬̏S̸̹̟̒ ̶̛̰̲̀̉A̵̘͗N̵͔̂̉͘ ̸͔͈́͝Ĭ̶̦̪͚͠L̶̲͛L̶̥̩͐Ü̷̮͕̽S̵͇͚͈̈I̸̱͒͊Ơ̴͕͈N̴̥͇͉͒̉̕

[zxxalta]

POV: You’re scrolling through Naruto’s instagram and he just made a post about Hinata

[truebkgirl]

I just reread one of my own short stories and thought I should share it again. This was a fun one to write. 

I've been meaning to edit the first part considering I wrote it so quickly and just posted it. I'd like to animate Naruto more as he spills his story. Lol, I totally see him acting out the retelling. 

With that, if it's your first time reading, I hope you enjoy it and possibly pass it on. If you've read the story before and liked it then I'd love for you to read it again and let me know if it's worth the reread. It's one of my faves!

[charlie-and-brown]

I chatted with my brother about Naruto. He had followed the anime and manga at that time. And he thinks Naruto’s a little weird.

My brother’s word: “If I am Naruto, who the fxxk Sasuke is? I wouldn’t care about him after he declares he wanted to destroy the village. I am more Kakashi. If you want to stay bro with me and wander around, I wouldn’t follow you or kill you. That’s your life. Who the fxxk do I think I am to tell you what you do? But don’t bring my home into your shit.”

Even as straight as he is, he finds the dynamic of Naruhina and Sasusaku weird. He isn’t opposed to the idea that Naruto and Sasuke remains single and travel the world.

Two guys traveling together as brothers is a common concept in Chinese Martial art novels. Jin Yongs’ are really great. He knows how to write brotherhood without making them gays and how to write good female characters that could move the plots smoothly. His female characters are the best. They have show-comings but all of them are charming in their ways, even villains.

The reason he thinks Naruto wants to be with Hinata is her breast, the same reason with Ichigo in Bleach, which, based on his personal opinion, is legit and reasonable.

In his words, “Guys don’t care that much. You bring me food, clean my house, raise our kids well. You are good. We would protect you, support you and raise our kids.”

Sakura is not bad but he doesn’t think Sasuke likes her. He thinks Sasuke is more a single type, who never marries and he thinks he is too rebellious to obey the whole social system about parents and kids. She would be good fuck buddies because she is too obsessed with him. It wouldn’t waste any efforts. (That’s just so, so, so straight.)

And Danzou is a bitch. A universal idea.

He likes Senju brothers and thinks Madara should be the final villain.

And Kaguya shit is just for money. A universal idea.

As for being fathers, he thinks Naruto is a good father. He brings food to the table, so what is Boruto complaining about? Not enough attentions? Find some books to read or some games to play. Boys should start to find their own habits to focus on at 12.

He thinks Boruto is too old to bitch about his father working all the time and Naruto is a good father to tolerate his shit.

In his words, “find a hobby. That guy is just too bored. Our father would never tolerate this kind of disrespect.”

For Sarada, he directly says Sasuke just isn’t into family. He doesn’t want kids at all. That’s sometimes natural for guys like him.

When guys talk about Naruto, the whole discussion would literally be about who is the strongest and who can beat whom, for an hour. That’s so fun.

And some really, really straight guys could literally read the same stories in completely different ways.

By the way, my brother is never a sexiest. He just talked about his feeling about those ships and the reasons why all of them might align with the reality. I just consider those opinions funny and post his ideas here because those are just too straight. So straight and different to a point that I can’t believe we read the same stuffs. And men should have this right to talk about their ideas about women because we women also have rights to talk about who would be good husband and why. That’s called gender equality.

[opttagoyeo]

Which do you think would be Hinata's face when she have a first experience of Naruto's holy d---?

Additional: (for historical aus lmao)

[flintsilvers]

you’re telling me the tenseigan gives you the power to move the moon but toneri lost to a single hit from a chakra depleted naruto. okay

[sessakag]

Lol

Naruto found ramen with Hinata flavour 

[celestica-1988]

An headcanon for every Tokyo Revengers character. Some are funny, other are not.

Mikey favorite holiday is Halloween cause he can eat as many sweets as he wants and nobody can tell him shit.

Draken secretly wants to go to a spa with Emma. Draken babysits Toman, Emma takes care of the Sano household and they need to rest. He gets flustered if he thinks about sharing a bed with her or taking a bath together at the offsprings.

Baji feeds stray cats and others animals. Animals are naturally drawn to him for some reasons.

Chifuyu likes to watch TV programs of plane crashes. He dreams to be a pilot and he wants to learn how to avoid situations like the ones in the programs.

Takemichi started reading and watching thrillers in the hope they help him sharpen his ability to investigate

Kazutora still has nightmares of his father beating his mother.

Mitsuya keeps himself updated on what is popular amongs kids so he can sew cool things to his sisters like clothes or stuffed animal.

Hakkai is secretly learning Italian since he loves the Godfather series.

Taiju favorite film is Shark Tale.

Pahchin sleeps cuddling his dog.

Pehyan reads scientific books so he can came up with more witty come backs on Pahchin brain.

Angry is really loved by the elderly people in his neighborhood because he's always ready to help them in any way despite his grumpy face. One of the grannies taught him the perfect recipe for ramen.

Smiley is an hardcore naruhina shipper and won't hesitate to fight if someone insults his otp.

When Mucho saw Sanzu for the first time he thought he seemed like a stray cat. That's why he approached him with food aka cheesecake.

Sanzu would like to fix his relationship with Senju but he doesn't know how. Senju is always with Takeomi and he hates Takeomi. He's also scared that if he stops checking on Mikey, even for a second, something bad will happen to him and Shinichiro would have died in vain.

Kisaki has an album of pics of Hinata that he took when she didn't notice.

Hanma really loves movies with a lot of action and comments loud every scene of violence saying what he would have done instead if he was the protagonist.

Kokonoi talks about his days and his thoughts to a framed pic of Akane. He feels like she's still with him.

Inui plays guitar and he's interested in spiritism.

Izana throws darts to a Karen Kurokawa pic pinned on the wall because she ruined his life and his relationship with Emma and Shinichiro.

Kakucho shaves his hair by himself. He's not comfortable with people touching his scar.

Shion is unexpectedly good with children. He's a bit chaotic but overall a good babysitter.

Mochi is really good at cooking and he's proud of it.

Rindou started going to the gym because he was tired of being teased for his chubby cheeks. His guilty pleasure is eating Mac Donald food.

Ran loves 70s lamps, the one with bubbles that are moving up and down inside. They help him sleep.

South loves to dance Latin dances like samba, cha cha cha, rumba etc...

Wakasa has got some fishing trophies in his apartment.

Benkei appears as a tough guy but he loves to sleep with plushies.

Shinichiro has got an organizer that uses as his diary in which he writes his thoughts and notes all of his siblings birthdays.

Takeomi is always scolded by his relatives because of how he wasted his life, raised Haru to be a lunatic and ruined the relationship between Haru and Senju.

Hinata secretly trains in martial arts to help Takemichi, even though she knew he probably won't let her take part in a fight.

Emma often thinks at how good it would be if Izana lives with them. She wants him to have a family.

Yuzuha listen to heavy metal as a let out of her frustration for living with Taiju.

Senju sometimes wants to be adopted by Wakasa so she won't have Takeomi around and maybe Sanzu would visit her. She also hate Concordes.

[lavender-phoenix-flames]

It's funny when sasusakus and naruhinas say that "hah, atleast they are married"

the marriage is barely surviving.

And then they would say shit like "sns is toxic too"

Sns were laughing, genuinely happy as they lay in the bloody mess of thier arms, they were happy talking about double suicide, while they look like being held at a gunpoint and are utterly miserable in their so called marriages.