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[taes-kookie-blog]

DATES WITH BTS

these days i’ve been daydreaming on what kind of date our boys would bring us on 🥹 i jinja miss them. pls enjoy dear~

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JUNGKOOK

he’d call you late at night. you’d facetime for a bit, this is what your dates have been lately due to the military. things get a bit freaky a while into the facetime call, and jungkook loses it. “i cant kiss you through the phone.” he says. you laugh, thinking he’s making a soulja boy joke bc you’re listening to it. but he’s serious, and he’s getting all worked up… he bites his lip and leans closer to the camera… “i wanna see it.. in motion… in 3D.” upon hearing this you get up to strip for him but he hangs up. you receive a text from him; an address. you go to the address and it’s the military grounds, where he sneaks you in so you can do it in 3D. but then you get shot and you die :(

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SUGA

it’s a friday night. due to suga’s busy schedule, you don’t see eachother much so you want to go a bit crazy and go to the club together. he’s wearing sunglasses and a cap to disguise, so everyone in the club thinks he’s weird. he drinks a lot due to stress and judgement. “yoongi.. slow down…” but he doesnt. he’s been drinking a lot more lately but you brushed it aside as you haven’t seen it; until now. glass after glass, shot after shot… he’s almost blackout by this point. he buys a bottled beer to go home with, so you wrap your arm around him to help him out. while waiting for your uber, you turn to see he isn’t there… that’s when you hear a load bang. you immediately run down the street towards the commotion. there he is, on the ground, a wound on his head. he drunkenly laughs and sits up, but the situation isn’t laughable. beside him is a scooter and a pram. a pram that fell over.

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JIMIN

jimin’s ideal date with you would be a karaoke bar. he loves to tease you as you try your best to sing, and of course, he loves to sing too. but he’s banned from all the karaoke bars in seoul. you’re walking along together, moreso you’re being guided along by him after he told you he ‘knows a place.’ you reach a strange part of the city, where you’ve never been. there are a lot of buff shirtless men around. “this way babe.” he tugs on your hand towards a staircase leading underground, so you follow, confused. at first glance, the place is amazing and lively, a cool underground club, you figure it’s probably so hidden because it’s for celebrities only. but upon walking further into the club…. “jimin! what the fuck?! this is a gay bar!”

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V

tae has always been reluctant about taking you out due to his dislike of PDA, and of course, the attention to his public image. you understand, dispatch can ruin careers after all. he calls you to come over, so you do. you reach the apartment and notice how foggy the windows are, is he cooking? you smile to yourself happily, smitten at the fact that beyond his stoic image, tae would cook for you. you walk in and immediately begin coughing. you stumble into the room, tripping over something on the floor. it’s hard to see through the smoke, steam, vapor..? what is this? but after crouching down and picking up what you tripped over, you can see it’s a vape. not just one, the whole floor is covered… emerging from the clouds, tae holds one out to you. “choof sesh?”

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JIN

jin is usually a stay at home watch movies and snuggle type, so when you got the text asking you to come out with him, you were more than excited. you dress yourself up to look your best, and meet him outside. he compliments you which makes you blush, but then there’s an awkward silence. he waits, until you compliment him too. then you go, and arrive at a carnival. walking along together, getting cotton candy (he won’t eat it but at least he paid), playing games, going on rides… it’s so much fun. until you go into the hall of mirrors. at first it’s funny, seeing so many of your reflection, but of course it’d get boring after a while. “jin, let’s go!” but he doesn’t answer. he’s entranced by his reflection, and refuses to leave. good luck getting him out…

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RM

namjoon likes to make dates personal and meaningful. he wants to connect, not just through your bodies, but your mind and heart. when he told you he wants to show you where he grew up your heart was touched and you couldn’t wait. the car trip is fun, and eventually you pull up to a run down part of the city. checking your location on your phone, you knew this wasn’t where he grew up. “babe-“ before you can speak, he cuts you off, sighing and shaking his head and he drives slowly and looks melancholically out the window. “this is my hood.” you look at him in confusion, he seems totally lost in thought. he’s still driving, but you go to open the door to hint you wanna go and see it for yourself. before your hand reaches the handle he quickly grabs it. “don’t. it’s not safe out there…”

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JHOPE

jhope had recently recovered from his emo phase so you could finally enjoy time with him, and you couldn’t wait. he invited you over. upon entering, he greeted you with excitement, wearing a cute apron and ushering you towards the kitchen to show the meal he prepared. you’re beyond surprised and excited, your heart warmed from this gesture. you sit at the kitchen counter as he continues cooking, the room filled with laughter and joy. he falls into conversation with you, his back facing the stove as you joyfully exchange conversation. until suddenly, a fire breaks out. he turns to face it, his expression unreadable as you scram to get the fire extinguisher. you run over but he silently holds a hand out, gesturing for you to stop. “what if.. what if…. what if i have no dream? no hope?” he mumbles, his expression still as he stares into the fire. “hoseok we need to put it ou-” he shushes you, still staring into the fire. “let it burn. let it all burn.”

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i hope u enjoyed dears~ pls send requests

[jjkwyd]

bts reacts! you try to make them jealous

ღ requested: ooo maybe do a reaction where you try to make the members jealous

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ღ genre: fluff/angst

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➳seokjin

he immediately knew what you were doing. you were failing miserably at trying to flirt with the waiter. he held himself together as he watched you, letting you embarrass yourself. when the waiter left and walked to go place your order, he raised his eyebrow at you. “what was that?” he asked in a sweet tone. “whyyy are you jealous?” you smiled innocently as he couldn’t help but laugh. “jealous? i thought that was entertaining,” he smiled innocently as your jaw dropped. “funny?!” you sounded offended as he nodded. “it was a good try,”

➳yoongi

he watched you as you talked with the security guard that was by the door of his building. he couldn’t help but stare with daggers as you pushed the guards shoulder at his joke. yoongi grabbed your hand and pulled you inside quickly. “hey,” you whined as he looked at you. “what the hell was that?” his voice was a bit cold as you looked at him innocently. “what do you mean?” you pressed your lips together to keep yourself from smiling as he looked at you, realizing you were messing with him. “oh… that’s really funny,” he rolled his eyes a bit before walking off as you started to laugh.

➳hoseok

he watched you, his smile faded into a frown as you talked with the barista at the cafe you usually visited before work. you didn’t really think about flirting with him until you noticed hoseok. that’s when you decided to mess around with him. “byeee, i’ll see you tomorrow? when do you work?” you asked innocently then walked out with hoseok as he looked at you. “why do you talk to him like that?” hoseok immediately said when the door closed behind you. “what do you mean?” you took a sip of your latte as he sighed. “ill see you tomorrow,” he quoted you as you nodded. “im always here anyways,” hoseok sighed. “yah, don’t flirt with people like that, okay?” he missed the idea that you were just messing around with him.

➳namjoon

his jaw clenched as he watched you talking with jungkook. immediately getting jealous with the idea of you flirting with a different man. it took him a moment then realized you were doing it to get a rise out of him. he sat down and watched everything unfold. smiling to himself at how awkward you looked because you were already expecting him to be with you and ask what was happening. he watched as the painful conversation ended and you walked over. “what was that about?” he smiled softly as you thought. “oh i was asking about his piercing, i told him it looked nice,” he nodded then smiled at you. “flirting is not for you at all,” you blushed as you realized he caught on to what you were doing.

➳jimin

he watched as he saw you talking with his choreographer. his eyes shooting daggers between the two of you, he never invited you to watch his practice before but he was sure this would be the last time. you noticed him staring at you a while ago and decided to play with your hair as you talked about jimin to his own choreographer. “y/n!” jimin called out, faking the sweetness in his voice as you walked over. “yes…?” he held your wrist a little tight. “how about you go home? get some rest.” “why is that?” you questioned. “i don’t appreciate you flirting in front of my eyes. so…go. home.” you stifled a laugh. “what’s so funny?” he looked dumbfounded then realized. “you were messing with me…” he fake laughed, trying to pretend like he was in on the joke.

➳taehyung

he smiled at you as you both were painting in the class he paid for you to do. the teacher came around and complimented your progress, you smiled to yourself and got the idea to joke around and make taehyung jealous. “well i have an amazing teacher,” you complimented them as tae listened closely, figuring out what was going on. you threw a few more compliments the teachers way and taehyung cut you off. “hey, does this look right?” he innocently asked the teacher as he looked at his painting and complimented him then finished his rounds of looking at everyone’s work. “well i have an amazing teacher,” taehyung mumbled as he was mocking you a bit. “what? i’m not supposed to say something nice?” you looked at him with innocent eyes. “well, not when it’s flirting. jeez y/n” you giggled as he stared at you dumbfounded then realized and nodded a bit. “you were actually just being nice… not flirting….” you kissed his cheek and smiled. “bingo”

➳jungkook

he watched as you talked with his gym instructor, leaning up against one of the machines, playing with your hair and laughing at their jokes as jungkook watched you closely. he didn’t hear what you were saying and he cleared his throat, not wanting to say something about you talking to his instructor in front of them. “hey! i gotta go home… my stomach is messed up” he came up with an excuse as you looked over. “it is?” he nodded to your question as you said bye to his instructor. as soon as you were out of there jungkook looked at you. “what was that?” he looked a bit hurt as you looked at him. “just a conversation,” he shook his head. “a flirty one,” he still looked a little upset as you felt bad and kissed his cheek. “i was just messing with you,” he looked at you a little funny. “promise?” you nodded. “i promise, you’re like a million times hotter”

[mapofthesoul20]

Bangtan by How They Respond to Our Delusional Bullshit:

Jin: Firmly turns down our bullshit. Makes us reflect on our actions

Yoongi: Exasperatedly indulges our bullshit (secretly loves it)

Hoseok: Happily oblivious to our bullshit

Namjoon: Flustered, responds in 3-5 business days with pics that further fuel our bullshit

Jimin: Flattered, but politely turns down our bullshit

Taehyung: Does not have time for our bullshit

Jungkook: Instigator of our bullshit

[yakuly]

Amortentia | J.JK³

Jeon Jungkook grifinório! x leitora sonserina.

Palavras: 1.329

Sinopse: Em teoria, um grifinório e uma sonserina não poderiam acontecer, mas desde o primeiro dia em que chegaram no castelo, Jean não tira seus olhos de uma sonserina. Mas o moreno logo descobrirá que cobras são mestres em se esgueirar para longe dos holofotes.

Avisos: Nenhum 😊

N/A: Esse é o último do J.k, então rezemos para Deus do criatividade nos ajudar com os próximos, amém? Amém!

J.JK¹ | J.JK² | J.JK³

🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮

"Professor, acho que seria interessante pra sala se Jungkook e Sn cheirassem" o loiro diz, fazendo com que a sonserina o encarasse com pior ódio. Se olhares matassem, o de S/n definitivamente seria um Avada Kedrava.

"Fofocas não me interessam, mas já que temos dois nomes, Sr. Jeon e Senhorita S/S, por favor, venham" Dessa vez  a garota não conseguiu controlar sua feição de desgosto, quando Jeon saiu de seu lado, e tomou o lugar do professor.

"O que sente, Sr. Jeon?" O mais velho pergunta, e os olhos de jabuticaba do rapaz a encaram intensamente a morena que infelizmente ficou bem a sua frente "Livros, café, madeira e cereja ." Um silêncio mortal se ascentou na sala, e Sn não conseguia parar de o encarar. Aquele não poderia ser o seu cheiro... Os livros café e madeira são completamente justificáveis, e bem, talvez ele gostasse muito de cereja.

"Senhorita S/s, por favor, venha" Snape a chama, e colocando um sorriso educado e trocando de lugar com o grifinório.

Conforme se aproximava o cheiro já familiar, se aflorava, mas mesmo assim, ela resolveu se inclinar sob o caldeirão e dramaticamente inala o perfume.

"E a senhorita, o que sente?" O professor pergunta, fazendo seu coração acelerar, e voltar a sua posição normal, antes de responder, também olhando para Jeon, que parecia incrivelmente nervoso.

"Professor Snape" a voz de Dumbledore soa na sala quieta, e silenciosamente a garota solta o ar que não sabia que soltava. "Preciso que libere nossas queridos alunos mais cedo..." O tom do diretor indicava que tinha alguma coisa muito séria acontecendo , mas no momento isso não importava.

    Então livres do professor, a classe toda pega seus pertences saindo em um alto burburinho de vozes, os Fazendo Soar como um caldeirão efervescente. Estavam falando sobre o que acabou de acontecer? Sobre Dumbledore? Jeon realmente sentiu seu perfume? S/n não sabia, mas também não pretendia ficar para descobrir. Rapidamente o garoto pegou suas coisase saiu do sala, que já começava a licar pequena sobre ela.

   Enquanto caminhava, torcia para que Jean não estivesse atrás delo, enquanto tentava entender: A) Por quê seu coração batia tão forte e rápido; B) Por quê se incomodava tanto com Jungkook, sua presença, suas piadas, sua beleza, seu cheiro...; e é Claro C) Por quê raios ela sentiu o cheiro dele no Amortentia?

Quando enfim chegou à biblioteca Sentiu -se relaxar um tanto, afinal poderia tentar se entender. Porém antes de conseguir chegar em uma mesa qualquer, seu corpo sofre com forte sobressalto, e tudo que consegue fazer é fechar os olhos, e soltar um gritinho de surpresa.

Os abrindo novamente, S/n vê Jeon Jungkook, o corpo grande e musculoso à sua frente, uma feição de urgência, com as sobrancelhas juntas, e seus olhos castanhos o olhando pedinte.

"Cobrinha..." sua voz era baixa, tanto pelo local quanto pela proximidade, e ele tinha aquela mesma cara de sofrido da primeira vez que viu sua pilha de livros "vamos conversar"

"Sobre o que, Jeon?" Ela tentou manter sua mesma cara de sempre, enquanto procurava um modo de escapar, quando o rapaz apoiou uma de suas mãos na prateleira, bem a altura de sua cabeça, conseguindo a prender. Pelo menos foi isso que pensou, esqueiramdo-se rapidamente como uma cobra, a sonserina vai dali, e passa a caminhar como e se estivesse em busca de algum livro, qualquer um.

"É sério?" Ele estava praticamente balbuciando atrás da garota. "Eu falei pra sala inteira que senti seu cheiro, no amortentia e você vai falar nada?"

Suspirando, a garota decide agir de modo que sabe que irá afastar, assim sendo, como alguém esnobe e sem apresso algum ao rapaz, s/n se vira pra ele, e com um sorriso falso barra educado diz, coma mão no altura do peito, para efeito dramático "sinto muito", mas isso só faz com que Jungkook apenas gruna. Suspirando ele continua atrás da menor, que continuava a fingir que não encontrava um exemplar específico.

"Sn, espera!" Ele a segurou pelo pulso, e teve que pensar rápido. Se teve algo que percebeu sobre a garota, é que S/n é tão competitiva quanto ele, e ele tinha que trazer esse lado dela à tona. Suspirando o moreno finge mudar de ideia, e mostra suas mãos em sinal de paz, "tudo bem, já entendi, não precisa admitir." Jeon observa uma das sobrancelhas da garota se erguer, e ele se vira para voltar para seus pertences, sorri convencido, mas ele mal consegue dar um passo sem sentir a garota o agarrar os braços.

"Desculpa, admitir? Admitir o quê, Jeon?" Foi a vez então do rapaz olhar distraído para as lombadas dos livros.

"Você sabe, que está caidinha por mim..." O rapaz aperta a ponte do nariz, em uma excelente encenação, o que começou de fato, a irritar. "Tudo bem cobrinha, seu segredo está seguro comigo."

"O que te faz pensar, que tenho uma quedinha por você?" A sonserina então cruza os braços, e o moreno sabia que só precisava a apertar mais um pouquinho.

"Achei que uma sonserina tão inteligente como você, soubesse" o sorriso de Jeon era irritante, Sn não acreditava que aquele grifinório realmente acreditava que você sentisse algo romântico por ele.

Jungkook se aproxima da menor, que da passos para trás, ficando encurralada entre ele e os livros mais uma vez. "O jeito como me olha, como finge não gostar quando te chamo de 'cobrinha', como você mascara todo esse sentimento com raiva, e hoje, quando fugiu pra não dizer que sentiu meu cheiro..."

Aquela proximidade não fazia nada bem para alguém como ela. Definitivamente foi o cheiro de Jeon que sentira no amortentia, mas ela jamais iria admitir. Aquele corpo que ela podia sentir com seu, claramente bem definido em baixo do uniforme, e aquele rosto convencido muito perto do dela, com seu hálito de menta, e lábios bem definidos.

"... Mas tudo bem querer me beijar, várias querem..." O rapaz termina, com sua mão próximo a cabeça da garota. Ela ri pelo nariz, desacreditada. Ambos os coraç��es batiam forte contra seus peitos, mas as bochechas avermelhadas da garoto a denunciavam muito mais que ela gostaria.

"Escuta aqui Jeon, acho que depois dessas semanas, você saberia que..."

"Que você quer me beijar? É eu sei" Jungkook a interrompe, a fazendo respirar fundo para não perder sua postura. Merlim, como ela queria tirar aquele sorrisinho convencido dele daquele rosto.

"Quer saber, acredite no que quiser" é o que ela diz, antes de o empurrar levemente - já que o corpo do rapaz era mais pesado, que parecia. Mas tudo o que ele faz é rir levemente, e a segurar novamente pelo pulso, nada forte, apenas para a segurar.

Jungkook aproxima lentamente seu rosto da garota, vendo como os olhos femininos passeiam por seu rosto, sua respiração falhando conforme ele chegava mais perto. O moreno finalmente junta os lábios, sentindo a respiração de s/n falhar, e a própria tomar a iniciativa de aprofundar o ósculo.

Uma das mãos de Jeon segurava a cintura da menor, e a outra, ele mantinha em seu maxilar, segurando o rosto da garoto, conforme controlava seus movimentos. S/n por sua vez, guiada pelo desejo puxava o corpo do rapaz para colar ainda mais contra o seu.

"Então a hortelã é do seu hálito..." a garota comenta distraída, quando se solta do rapaz, e ela o observa ficar confuso apesar do sorriso nos lábios, agora levemente inchados "hortelã, madeira, sabonete e roupa limpa" o sorriso de Jeon aumenta ao perceber que era seu cheiro que ela sentiu no Amortentia, e estava o descrevendo.

"Viu? Não foi tão ruim, admitir não é?!" As sobrancelhas de Jeon brincam, quando ele ri, a apertando mais contra si, quando sentiu que ela tentou se afastar, rolando os olhos.

"Você fala de mais Jeon" ela conseguiu reclamar, e ele se abaixou, falando contra os lábios dela "mas você adora", antes de a beijar novamente.

E de novo...

E de novo...

E de novo...

[delicatepointofview]

this man cracks me up 

[taehyungfirst]

now wth is global army song

please 😭😭 i just saw they’re organizing another one can we just stream taehyungs songs man

[potaetopic]

He hastily turns away, “I-I’m sorry I don’t know what came over me.” And he wasn’t lying, because he too wasn’t sure why he said what he said. In all his years of knowing the empress, never once did he harbor such romantic feelings for her as he looked up to her as one would to a sister. But for some strange reason, this past month he’s been looking at her in a different light. And he honestly has no idea why. Why was he feeling this way after knowing the empress for so long. What changed in the past month for this to happen?

OHMYGOD, THIS. IS. IT! it wasnt bcs of the past empress, ITS BCS OF HER! AAAAHHHHHH

this is my comfort chap, the banter between jimin and tae when her majesty and jk was sparring? a wholesome. my heart burst at the end of the chap (i mean like who isnt?) fr, i had to calm myself down bfr proceeding to the next line throughout the. whole. time. i cant- this just poke my heart and stays there, god, love this!!

The Return of an Empress | 08

Title: The Return of an Empress

Pairing: OT7 x Reader

Genre: Isekai, Angst, Romance, Fluff, Smut (Later on), Slow burn

Characters: Empress!Reader, Advisor!Jin, Advisor!Yoongi, General!Hoseok, Advisor!Namjoon, Assassin!Jimin, Knight!Taehyung, Knight!Jungkook

Word count: ~9.2k

Summary: After one fateful night, you find yourself transmigrated into your favorite novel as the Empress that shares the same name as you. As a bookworm, most would think you’d be happy, but how could you be happy when the Empress you’ve become is expected to be killed in three months. The only thing on your mind now is to learn how to survive.

Warning: May contain depictions of violence and mentions of abuse throughout the story.

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“Here you go, your majesty,” Joy offers you a glass of water before preparing your bed for you to sleep in.

Your eyes soften at the girl, “Thank you Joy,” you gratefully take the water and nearly drink it in one gulp. Absolutely exhausted after everything that has happened.

“Long day?” Joy teases as she takes the now empty glass from your hand. 

You let out a long sigh, stretching your arms above your head, “don’t even get me started.” Joy purses her lips, giving you a sad expression as she can see how tired you were, both mentally and physically. She wishes she could help further, but the most she could do is attend to your needs, but honestly, that’s all you really need at the moment. 

To say it was a long day would be an absolute understatement as you recall the events that occurred. From the morning of the beheadings, to dealing with reporters, and finally to consoling a crying Yoongi, yup, it was most definitely a very long day. 

You close your eyes as you think about your time with Yoongi just a few hours ago. 

Yoongi sniffs before pulling away, his red puffy eyes looking at your now damp shoulder, suddenly feeling embarrassed for breaking down right in front of you. But that doesn’t stop him from grabbing hold of your hands, “I’m so sorry for everything, for not being there for you when you need me the most,” his tearful gaze staring straight at you, glossy eyes on the verge of producing more tears. 

He continues as he lets out a shaky breath, “I’m sorry for giving up on you,” his voice cracks as a fresh batch of tears begin to form in his eyes. 

You give him a soft smile as you reach a hand to wipe away at his tears, “I forgive you,” you whisper softly. 

Yoongi closes his eyes, savoring this moment as you caress his cheek gently. “You shouldn’t,” he whispers as he tearfully looks at you with a downcasted look.

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[monchildnj]

[ENG/ITA] ARMY REACTION TO:RM 'Come Back to Me' Official MV | HIS BRAIN.... 

[taes-kookie-blog]

BTS REACT TO YOU HAUNTING THEM

I was inspired by @jiminsfirstlife imagine where the boys react to you k*ll*ng y*urs*lf, so this is a follow up! The aftermath, you decide to haunt them bc u love them.

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JUNGKOOK

for a while, he doesnt give it too much thought. but then you start leaving flowers and things for him, writing things in the fogged up windows that only him and you knew.

he figures it out, and you have ghost s*x

he wrote 3D about you, since he loves your ghost but is upset that he can no longer see you in 3D

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V

he immediately knows it's you, because when you were together you always told him you'd watch over him if something were to happen.

'aish...'

calls a psychic and cleanses his house

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JIMIN

he doesn't realize at first

he often hears a high pitch oooo ghost sound from you but just thinks it's the wind

but when he realizes, he loves it

you guys play karaoke together and sing in the shower

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SUGA

he feels your presence watching over him

when he realizes, he's so happy

he composes a lullaby like song to comfort you

he sings to your spirit every night

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RM

he knows it's you instantly

he immediately tells the members but they don't believe him, but he doesn't care

he always speaks to your spirit

you guys create a game, where you knock things over, make noises etc to create a beat for him to rap to

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JIN

you draw hearts in the mirror when it fogs up from the shower

he never connects the dots that it's you, because ghosts always do this. he's worldwide handsome to the afterlife too

you fight over him with the other ghosts

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JHOPE

when he finds out, it makes him so happy

your spirit lends him energy

the members notice he's more energetic and happy than usual

when they ask him about it, he tells them about you

they sent him to a psych ward :( but he doesnt mind because your spirit went with him

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sorry it wasnt that good.... aish please give me requests TT

[bunnis-monsters]

How would fairy boy react if reader shrunk and had to rely on him to get around because she has no wings? Is he strong enough to carry her?

Fern would be absolutely ecstatic to have you tiny like him! He’s had so many wet dreams where you shrink down and he gets to fuck you like he wants every day…

When you shrink down, he just stares for a minute, slack-jawed before he flies over to check on you. You’re a mess, crying and naked, unfortunately your clothes didn’t shrink with you.

Despite the fact his cock is hard under his tunic, he puts aside his lust and flies over to your window sill, gather rose petals from your garden and making you some clothing.

Once dressed, he comforts you, nuzzling you softly and holding you in his lap like he’s wanted to for so long.

When you’re his size, he’s actually a bit taller than you, and god does he love the fact you have to look up at him when speaking.

He’s just so happy he gets to really hold and grab your soft flesh, play with your nipples and have the entire perky bud in his mouth while he fucks into you.

When his fingers are stretching you out he nearly comes just from the fact they’re big enough now to actually satisfy you.

He’s so happy, burying his face into your neck as he pounds into your pretty, fat pussy. It’ll make his day to see your belly swell with the next generation of little fairies~

And yes he carries you around as much as possible! He’s very strong, think of how ants can lift more than they weigh. He easily flies around with you in his arms, wanting to carry you everywhere!

Basically he’s very happy and hopes it’s permanent… he wouldn’t mind having you his size for all eternity!

Although sometimes he misses getting to sleep in your cleavage and flit around his big, human love…

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[universal-travel-er]

Me, a brazilian with a huge range of swearings: *casually talking about the last gossip at the phone* Pois é, mas ele não é nem doido pra fazer isso, ah se eu cruzo com aquele filho d* pu** arromb*** na esquina eu arrasto a cara dele no asfalto.

The rap line: *amused with my speech speed, thinking that I'm rapping*

Namjoon, not understanding a word I'm saying because of the fast pronunciation: *sobbing* That's why I love her so much.

Dating A Foreign Partner

Ot7 x Reader

Summary: How the members would handle being in a relationship with a foreign S/o.

Warnings: brief mentions of racial/cultural discrimination,

A/N: Thank you to @bethanysnow for requesting this, I hope you like it!😘💜 I tried to keep these a bit lighter, but if there’s something more specific that any of you would like to see, lmk!

Masterlist

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Jin:

Sounds cliche, but I think he would really enjoy trying foods from where you're from, especially some of the more ‘unusual’ ones(I literally found out the other day that pb&j sandwiches are considered weird in Korea??)

I think you two would accidentally confuse each other with lesser known cultural differences, like when he first asks you to be official after only like two dates(which is normal in korean culture, but not so much in western dating)

Would become very aware of the prejudices and discrimination that foreign couples deal with in both your countries. Like, obviously he was aware it was an issue before, but dealing with it first hand made him realize just how much of an issue it was.

It would make his heart soo happy to see you learning how to speak Korean or embracing different parts of his culture.

(Secretly studies your native language to surprise you for your birthday or anniversary)

Yoongi:

I might be projecting a lil bit, but I can honestly see him having a foreign partner. Idk, I just see him not really paying much mind to things like race/nationality, he likes who he likes and that’s it.

Might be a little shy about how much more comfortable you are with things like casual skinship tho, but he also kinda secretly loves it.

He would really love that you’re so direct sometimes, rather than trying to ask for things in a more roundabout ‘polite’ way that is considered proper in Korean culture. He would love that you’re to the point, like him.

Would be so flattered if you made the effort to learn Korean, grinning so big the first time he hears you use even something little like “Hajima” correctly.

He’d do the same with your language too. Learning about your culture would be really important to him, he wants you to know that he appreciates you and where you came from.

Hobi:

Tbh, I totally see him with a foreign partner, he would love the variety and unique energy that you bring to each other's lives.

I think he would tend to forget some of the differences in how you both grew up until you mention something more drastic like school safety drills and he has to do a double take like “wtf?!”

I think he would love how open and expressive you are about your home and culture, and loves learning about where you came from. You’re his favorite person, he wants to know as much as possible about you!

Would have soo much fun teaching you about all the different holidays and traditions in Korea that differ from where you’re from.

Would be soo surprised if you learned to speak Korean, even if it’s just a few phrases at first. He just gets so happy and giggly hearing you speak.

Namjoon:

I think most people consider him the most likely out of the group to have a foreign partner, and tbh I kinda agree.

He would make a serious effort to learn as much about your country/culture as he could, possibly even wanting to visit there sometime with you.

Despite being pretty well versed in a lot of other cultures, he would definitely still have little moments of culture shock over random things like educational systems. Like I can imagine his surprise/confusion over the more lax approach in some schools or someone being homeschooled(hi).

Would be super impressed if you already knew some korean when you met, but if not, he’s more than happy to help you learn.

Lowkey quite protective over you, bc he knows how harsh Korean media can be towards celebrities having foreign partners.

Jimin:

Thinks your Korean is super cute! He finds it absolutely adorable the way you say certain words, and he loves the way you speak slowly and softly when you’re focused on pronouncing certain phrases correctly.

If you’re new to living in Korea, he would do his best to help you settle in and adjust to the differences in day to day life, as well as comforting you on the days when you feel homesick.

Loves learning about your culture, tho I think he would prefer learning from you than on his, just so he can watch how excited you get talking about your home.

Would be soo excited if he finds any similarities between your cultures, whether it’s how you celebrate certain holidays, or a similar dish. He loves finding those little connections.

Another who would be rather protective over you, especially if he knows you have anxieties about certain things due to public safety issues where you’re from. He just wants to make sure you to feel safe

Taehyung:

I know a lot of people see him as rather traditional when it comes to things like dating/relationships, but I could very much see him with a foreign partner, especially since he talked about wanting to live abroad at some point in the future.

I think he would find your different perspectives really refreshing, you really help broaden each other's horizons.

I honestly think he would be another who would sometimes forget the differences in how you both grew up until he brings up something and you’re like “We never did that??”

Lowkey brags about you every chance he gets like “Oh ,Y/n’s from (country name), and they were teaching me about-”

He never treats it as if you’re some sort of novelty tho, he just really loves you and wants to show you that he supports you and shares your pride for who you are and where you’re from.

Jungkook:

I think he would have a lot of fun with a foreign partner, learning about each other's cultures and sharing stories about your upbringings.

Might take him a while to adjust to things like your relationships/dynamics with other guys, just bc that’s not quite as common in Korea, but I could see him actually really enjoying it if you fit into his friend group bc of that.

Another that would feel rather protective over you for similar reasons as Joon. If anyone so much as looks at you weird, he’s gonna shut them down soo fast.

He loves hearing you speak in your native language, there’s something about it that’s just so soothing and melodic about it to him. But it’s only when you're speaking, it’s not the same with anyone else.

Would ask you to teach him so that he can hear you speak it more(study dates where you help each other would be super cute and cozy)

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[bluemari23]

bts and how they would react when you fall asleep in their lap

pairing: bf!bts x reader genre: absolute fluff warnings: none masterlist

namjoon and jungkook

feel absolutely blessed that you felt safe and comfortable enough to fall asleep in their lap.

would definitely freeze for a couple seconds once they realize but then would begin to play with your hair, softly running their fingers through it or massaging your scalp.

does whatever they can to keep you asleep.

would shush the other members.

jimin and hoseok

completely enamored with you

would feel compelled to kiss your skin gently, definitely listening to their umpulsive thoughts

would bring you closer or into a more comfortable position.

would try to cover you with a blanket but don't want to move you in anyway.

taehyung and jin

would feel so soft looking at you.

very gentle and would try to wake you thinking how it couldn't possibly be comfortable to sleep on them.

would end up carrying you to their bed and laying next to you, admiring you up close.

yoongi

so in love with you that he just gets that lil gummy smile on his lips before deciding that he is way to comfortable now to move.

would absolutely get comfortable with you, gently moving you both so you were laying down

cuddled together with his arm around your waist possessively.

body language screams "wake her up and you die"

[ladyelainehilfur]

I don't know who Sooyeon is but I feel like it's been said a million times Namjoon is married, has a wife and at least two kids. Y'all shouldn't be surprised he's ready to put it out there, he's almost 30💀

[littlemisshyperfixation]

Yoongi Fic Recommendations Part 2

a - angst f - fluff s - smut

part 1

Series

Miss Dial (s) by @versigny ⊹₊⋆ [11:31] You: okay so i’m texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting yoongi and telling him how badly i want his cock tonight. Arent you proud?

[11:32] unknown number: this is yoongi, hi 

Please Be Naked (a f s) (ft. namjoon) by @floralseokjin ⊹₊⋆ Recently heartbroken, it feels like you’ll never be able to get over it. But a chance encounter with a guy you haven’t seen in months changes everything…  

One Shots

want a taste? (f s) by @suga-kookiemonster ⊹₊⋆ pretzel pro. most skillful tongue in the food court world. allegedly. that’s what yoongi keeps telling you, anyway. of course, you’re reasonably skeptical of his claims—but if there’s one thing that motivates the notoriously-lethargic man, it’s proving skeptics wrong.

take care of you (f s) by @kookslastbutton ⊹₊⋆ To keep your fiance from burning out you suggest a weekend getaway to Gapyeong, a charming town about an hour outside Seoul. You've specifically asked him to leave his work equipment at home but like a deep rooted habit, he still brings it with him. You're left with no choice but to find a way to get his attention back.

You Broke Me (f) by @7ndipity ⊹₊⋆ Just clingy, fluffy Yoongi after Reader comes home after a month-long trip

Shy (s) by @7ndipity ⊹₊⋆ You’re desperately craving your boyfriend's attention, but are too shy to ask for it outright. Luckily, Yoongi knows what you want anyway.

Sweet Spot (s f) by @cultleaderyoongi ⊹₊⋆ Three months into dating, Yoongi ponders what the perfect scenario for a love confession would be. There's no manual stating when and where and how is appropriate. It's only convenient when his body reacts faster than his brain, doing the job for him.

Eargasm (s) by @lavishedinjimin ⊹₊⋆ The idea of having your first ever orgasm by talking to a hot, random stranger through your phone scares the living hell out of you, but maybe it won’t be as bad as you think.

F*ck Christmas (a f s) by @sailoryooons ⊹₊⋆ Making hating Christmas your entire personality was never the plan. Then again, it seems bad things only ever happen around Christmas - like discovering your fiancé cheating on you, forcing you to move back to your sleepy hometown. But Min Yoongi happens to love Christmas, and if there is one thing your very stubborn childhood crush is going to do, it’s try to reignite your Christmas spirit. Even if he has to force-feed it to you with gingerbread cookies and too-sweet eggnog.

Workaholic (s) by @hobiwonder ⊹₊⋆ Yoongi needs to relax and Hoseok has many tricks up his sleeve to make him. None of them Yoongi thought included hiring a hooker to pay him a visit one stormy night. You were only trying to escape a crazed man chasing you down on a stormy night. Never was your intention to end up in an attractive man’s house. Definitely not one who thought you were a hooker. 

Backtrack (s) (ft. jimin) by @mapofthesea ⊹₊⋆ There’s no telling just how long you'd been stuck in the windowless studio, and you’re just about ready to walk out and forfeit your paycheck for the week, until your bosses strike up an interesting bargain.

the pink pill (s) by @dollfaceksj ⊹₊⋆ In each of these universes, you find yourself consuming what is known as the pink pill. This pill is essentially a drug that enhances your libido to the max and you’ll quite literally never experience arousal like you do when you’ve taken this pill. Thankfully, in each universe, there’s a man that’s ready to help you explore and reach your peak of sexual euphoria.

all night (s) (ft. namjoon) by @axigailxo ⊹₊⋆ in which listening to music during a smoke sesh with your best friends namjoon and yoongi in the studio turns into much more

damn the charcuterie board. (s) (ft. jimin) by @bratkook

[borathae]

BTS Reaction to: Cuddles

Genre: Fluff

Gender: not specified

Wordcount: 1.4k

a/n: i thought about cuddles and wanted to write something <3 i miss them a lot you guys 😭💗

Namjoon

I see him either liking face to face cuddles or spooning. If you’re facing each other, he’d love it if you bury your face in his chest (sidenote: shirtless Namjoon happens a lot in this position. Make with this information what you want). If you’re spooning, he’d prefer to be your big spoon because he gets hot easily and like this, he can break away to cool off. He’d hold your hands and caress your waist with gentle kisses to your shoulder blades. 

If he is the small spoon, he’d start acting cute because he secretly likes it when you make him feel physically small. Actually, I changed my mind. I think he prefers being your small spoon because you get to hold him and caress him and he’d just melt in your arms. Not to be sad on main, but if he cries, this is the kind of position he cries in because you make him feel safe and vulnerable like this. 

He is the kind of person who either gives no random hugs throughout the day or lots of hugs. It all depends on how he feels that day and what kind of other people you are around. 

If you aren’t cuddling, but he still wants to be close, he’d trace your skin with his fingertips or rub your back.

Seokjin

He likes to be on his back, so I can see him liking positions where he can lie back and you are on top of him one way or another. Like you between his legs with your head on his chest. Or you cuddled into his side but with your head on his chest. Something where he can wrap his arms around you and feel you relax in his hold. 

Which is why I see him preferring to be your big spoon. He’ll hug you tightly and nuzzle into you. If he is the small spoon, he’d keep kissing your knuckles and telling you jokes so he can feel your laughter against his back.

Also he likes it when you’re on his lap with your face in his neck when he games. He’d keep sneaking his hand under your shirt and giving you innocent rubs or place kisses on your shoulder. 

If you're in private, he’d give you lots of hugs, but if you’re in public, he’d only hold your hand. He likes to keep the cuddles private because they’re very precious to him. 

If you aren’t cuddling and he wants physical connection, he is either shadow boxing with your arm or he is playfully moving your arms as if you were his puppet. He is definitely playful but cute.

Yoongi

Little spoon! Little spoon! Little spoon! He basically wants to live as your little spoon. The smaller he feels, the better. He’d really love it if you held his hand or rubbed his tummy. The warmth and softness of your body against his back is really comforting to him and he’d feel really safe like this. He also loves that you can easily give his neck kisses. 

Alternatively I can also really see him enjoying resting his head on your chest with his body between your legs. He’d like it because he could listen to your heartbeat and have you play with his hair. 

No matter the position though, I see him as the one getting snuggled and being the “tinier” counterpart.

The kind of guy that says that he needs his space before falling asleep, but then you catch him pressing his foot against your leg so he is still connected with you (if you call him out on it, he’d deny it and pull away).

I don’t see him giving you any hugs or cuddles in public because he is shy. He is definitely the type of person to do a whole 180 and turn into the biggest cuddlebug once he’s in the safety of your own home again. 

Hoseok 

I genuinely can’t think of an ultimate fave position because I see him liking all the positions. He’s a cuddlebug BUT he has to initiate it. Obviously he loves it when you cuddle up to him and he’d pull you closer (all I think about is the one Koobi hug in the Canada Run episodes. not shipping them! just how he would react if you initiated) but if he’s the one starting it, you’ll be buried in millions of hugs and kisses and cute sound effects. If it’s cuddles for sleep though, I can see him really liking it when you rest your head on his chest. He loves feeling your weight on him and your slow swirls of breath on his skin. It calms him down a lot.

If you roll away to fall asleep, he’d put his hand on your back (or waist depending on how you’re facing him) so you and he could still stay connected. 

He’s the kind of person to definitely give you little cuddles throughout the day, followed by kisses and an honest compliment. 

Jimin

He is another canditate for all positions are his favourite positions. He is for real such a cuddlebug. On the sofa he’d like it when one of you is on their back and the other is cuddled up to their side. In bed he prefers to spoon. When sitting, he’d love to sit on your lap as much as he loves it when you sit on his’. I think, however, that the one position which really makes his heart flutter is when you are facing each other, holding hands and with your foreheads together. This one really does it for him.

The type of person to hug you from the side throughout the day AND if you’re strong enough the kinda person to jump into your arms. He also likes to hook pinkies when you’re walking through a crowded room OR when you’re falling asleep together. 

There is no such thing as casual connection with him. If you aren’t cuddling and he wants physical touch, he’d simply cuddle up to you. 

Taehyung 

I don’t wanna keep it too short, but I feel like he’d cuddle the way he cuddles pillows or Yeontan. That’s it. No but seriously, he is a human koala and once he is cuddled to you, he is going to stick until either one of you has to leave, a limb has fallen asleep or the toilet is calling. I think any position where he can wrap his limbs around you is preferred. He’d also like to roll on top of you and giggle when you whine about his weight. I can generally see him being a little annoying sometimes like licking your face or biting your cheek, just because he likes it when you play-fight him back and you can laugh together. Also, this goes without saying, but if he can’t hold you as he falls asleep he will not find any sleep. 

Surprisingly enough I don’t see him giving you lots of random hugs throughout the day (unless you ask for them). He’s more into having one big cuddle time where he’ll pour all his affection into it.

Also listen. I feel like he unironically likes it when you hook toes when you aren’t cuddling but still craving some connection.

Jungkook 

Human weighted blanket. He’d love to bury you under him and wrap all his limbs around you. Like this, he feels as if he’s doing a good job at protecting you AND he can give your face a million kisses. It’s also the perfect position to make you laugh by tickling you according to your comfort levels or by nibbling on your neck innocently.

I can also see him loving it when your head rests on one of his arms. Like the big spoon position or him on his back with you cuddled into his side. If he’s your big spoon, he’d have you all wrapped up in his arms. If he’s on his back, he’d play with your hair as best as your hair texture allows it. 

He likes it when he can feel strong and needed and you are so obviously safe in his presence.

100% the type of person to back hug you constantly in private and put an arm around you when you’re around other people (in a “hihi we’re together <3” way not in a “they’re mine, back off” way). Holding hands is mandatory as well and I can see him initiating more cuddles than casual connection because he really likes cuddles.

His love language is definitely physical touch and quality time, so he sees cuddles as the ultimate bonding moment.

[7ndipity]

Them With A Shy S/o

Ot7 x Reader

Summary: How the members would react to having a shy S/o

Warnings: none

A/N: Thanks to the lovely anon who requested this! I hope you like it!

Masterlist

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Jin: Jin is a rather shy person himself at first, so I think he’d be really understanding of your personality and social needs. He has a special knack tho for making those around him comfortable, so don’t be surprised when he’s suddenly got you laughing and playing along to one of his weird little games.

Yoongi: Yoongi’s rather shy himself, so I think you’d get along quite well, he understands that sometimes being around other people is just awkward. He’s a very naturally comfortable person to be around tho, so I see that helping you to open up more without feeling obligated to.

Hobi: Hobi is such a social butterfly, I think he’d be a great partner for someone who’s more shy side, kinda like how he gets along with Yoongi. He’d be great at making you feel relaxed and comfortable, but he also has his shy moments too, so he’d understand when you feel overwhelmed or need a break.

Namjoon: Joon’s very sociable and a people person, so he’d be great at helping you come out of your shell. And although he’d find your shyness really cute and endearing, he’d also take it as a bit of a challenge to find ways to help you open up more.

Jimin: Chim would find you so fucking cute! He’s pretty shy himself, so he’d understand your struggles, but I think for those same reasons, he would step up and take the lead to help you feel more comfortable(this is me w my other shy friends)

Taehyung: He’d be so sweet and patient with you, finding little ways to make you laugh and relax, wether that’s talking about your current obsession, or doing an extra silly dance or skit. Seeing you relaxed and enjoying yourself around him is his ultimate goal.

Jungkook: Jk’s pretty shy at times too, so he’d definitely be sympathetic to your nerves, but lowkey, he also kinda loves it. He’d love it if you clinged to him a bit when y’all go out together, it makes him feel tough and proud, like he’s your protector.

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