#nailin it

[waittheydontloveyou]

Day 3 of no taste/smell.

Whats the point of being alive

[guhroovi]

Have my Matt Berry doodle dump

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

I was just listening to the Star Trek soundtrack and I would like to know who came up with the titles of these tracks.

[arty-e]

I'm surprised to hear that Sloan has a son, is she a good mother?

Yeah she’s a good mum.

Terrible sister and sister-in-law but good mum

But like a sad good mum

[slasheru]

FRONT PAGE OF CROWDFUNDR BABYYYYYYY

LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[itsbenedict]

at work: bug the guy about getting me the test data

at work: fill out a bunch of old tickets i missed with details

wk reviews +10 lessons

exercise

+5 practice exams

clean up battle.lua so state behavior and transitions are clear in code

import animation/timing code from Star Seeker and have units move along paths

[thinkingnot]

haha not me thinking about 2020-2021

[stinkbeck]

this book is like a 100-page tumblr post where they're making fun of a book like this

[magazinewankersworld]

Lisa Ann

Possibly the most successful and popular adult actress of all time, Lisa was born in Easton, Pennsylvania, USA in May 1972. She began erotic dancing in 1990 to pay her way through college. In 1993, she began her career in nude modeling and adult films, and appeared in around 50 titles before she decided to quit in 1997 due to an AIDS scare in the industry. Over the next few years she toured as a feature dancer at gentlemen clubs around the country, before returning to the adult film industry as an agent in 2005, then returned as a performer, appearing mostly in the growing MILF genre, the following year. In 2008, she appeared in Who's Nailin' Paylin?, an adult video which parodied 2008 Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. She announced her retirement for a second time in 2014, only to announce her return to the industry again in 2018 signing with Evil Angel.

[nanaminokanojo]

We be nailin' it together 😌💅🍷💕

[banjo-snail-punchy]

Reverend Jones unironically yodels and yells, "YEE-YEE," when he catches a Reagent in a trap or with his scourge. He can also whistle loudly like he's calling back a herd of cows. Cowboy at heart always.

And some quotes I whipped up if he were a Prime Asset in the game:

Sees Reagents

"Howdy!" (Sees Reagent) "Yew better be ready to see yer maker!" "Yew just gotta recite the verse for me and I'll leave yew alone! Dangit!" "She's hidin' well from me. Bless her heart." "I killed that thief! I reckon the item's still on his stupid dead body!" "Dang dirty scoundrels, crawlin' around like rats! Hm, but I do like rats..." "How'd yew get here, darlin'? Yew look lost!" "I'm only a man of God, nothin' more!" "Yew look like yew can handle a few whips..." "Pliable!" "No, yew look too good to be true, sweetheart."

Attacks (mainly attacks men)

"Yew tell yer lady-friends to stay out of this exchange, ya hear me?" "I want yew to bleed and pave the path with yer blood, son." "Yew think yer worthy of Him?! Do yew?! Then bear it!" "I'll make yew carry that cross to yer grave, boy!" "Yer mine! No- better- yew'll be His soon!" "Were yew fastin' before yer crucifixion, worm?" "Embrace the pain and sufferin', just like Jesus did!"

Final Kill

"Tell Him that I failed to find a proper lamb." "Yer not even worth nailin' to the cross." "Dangit! Yew died!" "I would've given yew a glass of rosemary water if yew bared with me just a few seconds longer..." "Yer just like me. Unworthy." "Let's all ask for forgiveness."

Loses Sight

"Jesus! I'm going blind in these parts! Lord, forgive me!" "Oh, stop bein' so slippery now!" "What? Are yew our Jesus or the cowardly Judas?!" "I'll forgive yew first before He does." "It's cold without yer blood warmin' my hands." "And he runs to find the sheepfold..." "And she flees back to the chapel..."

[heterosexualgayhusbands]

I NEED LINKS FILES PDFS WHAYEVER PLS OF FEAR & MALDING I BEG YOU🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

Fear & Malding Episode 1 - LGBTCIA+

Fear & Malding Episode 6 - Trio Lipa

Fear & Malding Episode 7 - Move on From Chicken Fucking

Fear & Malding Episode 15 - Austinshow: Michelangelo Was a Sassy Bitch

Fear & Malding Episode 17 - Stavros Halkias, Socialism = No House

Fear & Malding Episode 33 - AOC Nailin Palin

All of these are downloadable links from archive.org you can also watch them from the page it takes you to just be patient though it takes awhile to load if the page buffers a lot for you i suggest downloading them

[toournextadventure]

Here is this weeks analysis!!! Also, sorry if I sent this twice, but it didn’t show the little message it usually does when it gets sent so I wanted to make sure you got it.

I’ve got a good theory that all the pictures are connected to the same event but it’s different stages of the event. Said even is a giant get together/ reunion or party of some sort with Birb’s family. And I’m guessing that they are visiting Birb’s family because of the 2 little sneak peeks that you gave us.

The meme about making tamales is probably about Birb helping Abuela/Abuelita (I kinda forgot which one is used to I did both) make tamales for the bonfire/ party. Or it could be about all the family helping her out. Its the prep for the party that possibly happens as soon as Birb and Wednesday get there.

The violin/fiddle picture has me coming up with a few. Like Birb is the one playing and has hidden it from Wednesday just to fuck with her. Or it’s someone else in the family playing it. Another could be it’s just the music that is being played at the party which is the next step.

The actual bonfire picture takes place after all the music and goes 2 ways. Maybe the younger kids have gone to bed so its’s the older generation/ elders (plus Wednesday and Birb) hanging around and talking. Second route is that it’s just the big ass bonfire and Birb is helping the little ones put marshmallows on sticks to make s’mores.

Now the picture of the dude sleeping on the couch kinda threw me off cause it could be a few things. First it could be before the whole party and Birb is passed out on the couch from playing with her other siblings all day or the jet leg (if they fly but that’s a big ‘if’) The second thing it could be is that it’s one of the older kids, one of the boys, sleeping on the couch when Birb is there and she pranks him or something. All these are before the party.

The third thing it could be is that it’s after the party and it’s Birb, utterly exhausted, passed out on the couch. And again, it could be one of the other older boys asleep on the couch after the party and Birb is gone mess with him.

It can’t be Wednesday because the position the dude in the picture is sleeping in. And I’m guessing it could be one of the boys because it’s a dude in the picture so you could be trying to be literal or it’s Birb and you are either throwing us off or couldn’t find a different picture for that.

Anyway, this weeks analysis was quicker because these pictures are pretty straight(not me 🤣) forward to interpret if you add in the sneak peeks you gave us. I can’t wait for the new chapter to come out!!!

Welcome back, bestie!!!

So you're, like, 95% right, this one is a little more literal. So great job, bestie, you're nailin it, I can't wait for y'all to read this one. It's chaos, it's long, it's ridiculous, a good amount of it is lowkey based off the chaos of my own family. I think y'all are gonna enjoy it. As long as y'all are okay with, like, 10k+ words 😬

[arty-e]

So Nailin is Mahira's nephew? And Naisha is the sister of Tobias, Erina and Halona?

So Naisha is Erina, I just changed her name because it was really similar to Neesha so didn’t want too much confusion happening there

[kaasknot]

URL song tag game

tagged by @why-lamp

RULES: spell your url with song titles and then tag as many people as there are letters.

Kashmir—led zeppelin Again—flyleaf Africa—toto Sinnerman—nina simone Knights of cydonia—muse Nailin' the kelvin—michael giacchino, star trek (2009) OST Ochishcheniye—batushka Telephone—lady gaga

no-pressure tagging: @countessofbiscuit @tiend @notactuallyherenotreally @trillgutterbug @giantnerdsnake @epistemophagy @friendlessghoul @justbusterkeaton

[damyoujackson]

fucking Paul Atreides and Chani

We nailin' this

You and the characters in your lockscreen wallpaper fight god.