#nahmsayin

[txeatot]

i love jupiter wktd i love her she's my favorite she is like a son to me i just wanna grab her and shake her like maracas

[lafortis]

the people need to know: which genders are allowed to spread sheets with you 👀

sorry I forgot to release sexuality patchnotes; I take all comers. all cummers. Whatever. You get it

[eedwardnigma]

“it’s fine I don’t need a jumper or anything”

- Quote from woman who got a cold because she was outside in the rain with no shirt

[momegranates]

All the “Orlok is sexy” discourse seems to miss the glaringly obvious appeal of the accent; anyone who can trill their Rs that hard is gonna be… skilled in other endeavors, nahmsayin?

[robinainthood]

hello pls tell me about '!!!!! chatfic!!!!!!!!!!! aka sk8 the infinity nahmsayin' the title has enchanted me due to it's many exclamation points

!! That is very fair and understandable. I apologize for the wait btw, I was having dinner and then also had to reformat this for tumblr bc yea lmao

Concept: This was my first attempt at a chat fic ever, thus it was hardly a fic and mostly an experiment. I'd love to revisit the concept with a different ship/dynamic at some point because it was a lot of fun!!

Excerpt (it's a bit long due to the formatting, sorry!):

Ice King ❄️ Today at 2:09 AM hey, you up? Iori is typing... Iori Today at 2:13 AM This better not be a booty call... Ice King ❄️ Today at 2:13 AM you wish lol im at the rink. come see me Iori Today at 2:13 AM Now?? It’s two in the morning Gojo Ice King ❄️ Today at 2:13 AM and look whos up Iori Today at 2:14 AM I'm STUDYING. Some of us actually care about our grades Ice King ❄️ Today at 2:14 AM studying at 2am is chaotic as hell will you come if i promise it’ll be worth it ↱ Ice King ❄️: "studying at 2am is chaotic as hell" Iori Today at 2:14 AM Like skating at 2am is any better lmao? ↱ Ice King ❄️: "will you come if i promise it’ll be worth it" Iori Today at 2:14 AM No. You need to get your ass off the ice and into bed Ice King ❄️ Today at 2:14 AM pleaseee Ice King ❄️ Today at 2:19 AM dont make me call you Ice King ❄️ Today at 2:27 AM 🥺👉👈 Iori is typing... Iori Today at 2:31 AM Ughhh you're so annoying ↱ Iori: "Ughhh you're so annoying" Ice King ❄️ reacted: "😇" Today at 2:35 AM Iori Today at 2:38 AM 😑 Fine. I'll be there in ten ↱ Iori: "😑" Ice King ❄️ reacted: "💙" Today at 2:38 AM Iori Today at 2:40 AM Weirdo

I do love these two actually I always forget how much I love them lmao. Maybe I'll actually finish this up and post it for funsies :)

Obligatory edit to add: the gratuitous use of exclamation points in the title was, in fact, a result of my having just discovered that chat fics were a thing and being comically excited to try it out myself hsgdjkh.

It's just another way to get to know your characters like it's a great vehicle for experimenting with their personality (would X character type formally or informally? would they use emojis or emoticons? proper punctuation or improper? abbreviations or spelled out? paragraphs or spam texts?). Plus, the formatting part tickles my brain :)

[spilledcoffeefrommy]

🚨 Spoiler Alert ⚠️

A Quiet Place: Day One

Ahh you lived in this universe, Joseph Quinn. 🥹 Guy always manages to somehow land apocalyptic roles, probably coz he enjoys to scare the sh*t out of people nahmsayin 🙃 Would’ve wanted to see Alex Wolff longer. Taken to soon. 😢 Hmm… end of the world pizza + wine seems like a good idea right? 🤣 Lupita Nyong’O’s Sam 😭😭😭 Some notable progression of hold your breath to painful to harrowing to heart-piercing duo faves from 47:23 — 1:19:42 — 1:22:52 — 1:24:46 — 1:25:05 peaking at 1:26:30 mark ‘til end 🧓🏾🧥 (yung tipong pa-angina pectoris na ang shaket). Also, one Frodo pleeease. 🫶🏻🐱

A story of courage, an unexpected friendship, acceptance, and sacrifice. Those fleeting moments of fear, silence, sadness, hope, internal screams, calculated actual screams, panic swimming, and a whole lot of running. ‘Twas one hell of a journey. Truly.

Loved the movie!!! MUST. WATCH.

[fruityfinch]

I’m sick (apparently not COVID, though I’ll test again later) and I can’t sleep and I’m thinking about. about the red woman from baldur’s gate 3. I don’t have bg3. my console can’t play it and I don’t like playing rpgs on a computer so for now it remains out of my reach

But uh. when it is within my reach. so will that lady be. nahmsayin

[6ftundergrnd]

I swear this was always the song for the music video, but just recently realized the music video has the remix version for the audio so I thought I’d posters for anyone looking for this version.

In the first song that ever got OutKast any mainstream attention, the duo raps about a players ball they attend on Christmas Day. When the song started to move up the Billboard charts, it was modified so that it could maintain popularity even after Christmas season. It originally appeared on the La Face Family Christmas Album, and was also released on the duo’s debut album Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik.

[Intro: Rico Wade]

Man let me hit that

You gon' pass that?

Man, the scene was so thick

Lowriders, '77 Sevilles, El Dogs

Nothing but them 'Lacs

All the players, all the hustlers

I'm talking bout a black man heaven here, nahmsayin, yeah

[Verse 1: André 3000]

It's beginning to look a lot like, what?

Follow my every step

Take notes on how I crept

I's bout to go in depth

This is the way I creep my season, here's my ghetto rep

I kept, to say the least no, no it can't cease

So I begin to piece my two and two together

Gots no snowy weather, have to find something to do better, bet

I said subtract, so shut up that, nonsense about some silent night

I gots it crunk, if it ain't real, ain't right

I'm like no matter what the season

Forever chill with Smith

I sip my fifth, I chill with Wesson, got my reasons

So tell me what did you expect

You thought I'd break my neck, to help y'all deck the halls

Oh naw, I got other means of celebrating

I'm getting blizzard at HoJo, I got that hoochie waiting

I made it through another year can't ask for nothing much more

It's OutKast for the books I thought you knew so now you know, let's go

[Chorus: Sleepy Brown]

All the players came from far and wide

Wearing afros and braids, kicking them gangsta rides

Now I'm here to tell you there's a better day

When the player's ball is happening, all day ery'day

[Verse 2: Big Boi]

Halle-lu-jah, halle-lu-jah

Y'know I do some things more different than I used to

'Cause I'm a player, doing what the players do

The package store was closed, okay my day is ruined

This is ridiculous, I'm getting serious, I'm getting curious

'Cause the house is smelling stank, the chitlins old as bitches

I made no wishes cause I'm mobbing folk niggas in the back

Getting tipsy off the nog and high as hell off the contact smoke

They having a smoke out in my back seat

They passing herb rewinding verses 'cause it's in the air

I hit the parks, I hit the cuts, I'm hitting switches

'Cause I'm switching from side to side looking for hoes and snitches

I'm wide open on the freeway, my pager broke my vibe

'Cause a junkie is a junkie three-sixty-five

It's just another day of work to me the spirit just ain't in me

Grab my pistol and my ounce see what them junkies gotta give me

'Cause it's like that, yeah

Forever pimpin', never slippin', that's how it is

[Chorus: Sleepy Brown]

All the players came from far and wide

Wearing afros and braids, kicking them gangsta rides

Now I'm here to tell you there's a better day

When the player's ball is happening, all day ery'day

[Verse 3: Big Boi]

Ain't no chimneys in the ghetto so I won't be hanging my socks on no chimney

I'm full as a tick, fix me a plate, I got the remedy

Some greens and that ham, not

Don't need no ham hocks, don't play me like I'm smoking rocks

I got the munchies, we got the Mary Jane in the Dungeon

Just to let you niggas know in '93, that's how we coming

So ho ho hoes, check my king-ass 'fro

The gin and juice has got me tipsy so, um

[Verse 4: André 3000]

It goes, give me ten, and I'll serve you then, now we bend

The corner in my Cadillac

My heart does not go pitty-pat for no rat

I'm leaning back, my elbow's out the window

Coke, rum and indo fills my body, where's the party?

We roll deep, we dip to Underground, see a lot of hoes around

I spit my game while waiting countdown

A five, fo', a three, two, here comes the one

A new year has begun, P-Funk, spark another one

[Chorus: Sleepy Brown]

All the players came from far and wide

Wearing afros and braids, kicking them gangsta rides

Now I'm here to tell you there's a better day

When the player's ball is happening, all day ery'day

[Outro: Peaches]

Here's a little something for the players out there hustling

Getting down for theirs

From East Point, College Park, Decatur, Da 'Briar

You know, niggas worldwide

Down, for theirs

[Chorus: Sleepy Brown]

All the players came from far and wide

Wearing afros and braids, kicking them gangsta rides

Now I'm here to tell you there's a better day

When the player's ball is happening, all day ery'day

All the players came from far and wide

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Organized Noize

[gourmetdorito]

ibaka? dead to me

[aseyesfavoritethings]

I mean... what else is this Life for???

[thefaultinoursprinkles]

studying social social sciences is like. how much do I have to prove this.

[cockneydio]

Mista has white boy cornrows under there. That's why you never see any strays. And that's why he keeps it covered at work. So they'll be "fresh for all them honeez at the club 2nite nahmsayin hehhah Passione roll table service yo."

That's guido mista

[lafortis]

The type of dude that's like "yeah they let me go cus of bullshit, I didn't play their office politics" was almost invariably NOT let go because of "office politics" nahmsayin

[wholesomebadass]

#nahmsayin Can I get a #metoo 🙋🏼 #burningbridges

[emotional-support-roomba]

Boutta call him god and pierce him till he loves me nahmsayin

farcry villain

[robinainthood]

WIP Game

Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Thank you @booksandpaperss for the tag (original post here), as always! You're so lovely :-)

!!!!! chatfic!!!!!!!!!!! aka sk8 the infinity nahmsayin (jjk)

GOJO LIVES BITCH (jjk)

goatjo420 is online! (jjk)

platonic blow jobs or whatever (jjk)

Two Slow Dancers, Last Ones Out (jjk)

Blue Resides (jjk)

In Between (jjk)

vash is lonely (trigun)

halloween (sxf)

Earthmover (aot)

No Time to Die (csm)

Holy Smoke (pathfinder wotr)

As you can see, the majority of my funny WIP titles (and WIPs to begin with, goddamn) are jjk fics bc it just makes sense lmao. Of course, I have many more WIPs because finishing things is Hard, but this is more than sufficient for our little tag game!

No pressure tags: @lanxyuu @fabdante + anyone else who feels like it!