#nah what tango wants is scar. like he. he wants him so BAD and i do not know WHY
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Here's my Secret Life designs for Tango n Skizz. Uh. No they aren't matching. Tango does not want to be a part of this, given he straight up called Skizz "dead weight". Not to his face, but. I don't think they would be matching
This was drawn without me knowing smth like this basically happens in Session 2 (Skizz wanting to trade hearts with Tango to seal the deal and Tango jus. Bein like "nah we gotta save these for bargaining reasons"). I drew this before realizing this was. Basically what happened. Despite this I am gonna keep drawing Skizz with that lil locket on
Slightly redesigned Skizz. again. It isn't anything noticeable it jus makes coloring him easier
Tango's design has. A lot of notes to it. The green hair for starters. Ya know how if you get chlorine in blond hair it will make it a yucky green color? Yea that's Tango's hair. Whatever hair dye he's been using for his blue hair on HC is FINALLY fading and it looks like this. Makes him look stinky /aff. I also added purple beans to his void hand as well as redstone staining. Muted his colors a bit too
ANYWAYS THOUGH YEA I AM TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT WHATEVER THESE TWO ARE. GOING THRU IN THIS SEASON. 100% NORMAL ABOUT THEM <- lying
(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. Thankyu)
#secret life smp#trafficblr#SLsmp#skizzleman#tango tek#ask to tag#germdraws#germ draws#god i have....many thoughts#there is something with these two and it is not cutesy matching outfits at all tango wants nothing to do with skizz#nah what tango wants is scar. like he. he wants him so BAD and i do not know WHY#okay no i do know why but i DONT need to be insane about it here given it was brought to my attention by della my bestie della <3#anyways though very sad about these two.#unwell even#the fans r right about skizz in pink though its very cute i jus made it a redder pink bc. tango is ALREADY red and i can see skizz making#his fit more red to match#even if tango does not wanna be here#this is gonna be incomprehensible
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Itâs 3 AM and Iâm stressed out so instead of doing boring things like sleeping Iâm deciding whether or not I could beat each life series member in a physical fight (c! and cc!). Sorry about the violence idk why my brain thought of this. DISCLAIMER I donât want to fight any of these people and I donât wish any harm upon them Iâm just delirious đ yayy
Rendog
c!: Heâs just a guy with dog ears in canon so I wouldnât be like suuuper fucked but I think Iâd still lose. You know he turns up to jazzercise
cc!: Hasnât he been through enough recently⌠could I win? Maybe. But Iâd be a good sport about it and Iâd expect him to do the same should he beat me
Grian
c!: Have you ever tried to fight a bird? Those things are scary. I got chased by a goose once and it was not fun. Yeah this ainât happening
cc!: You know that one video of Grian demolishing that punching bag? That would be me. Do you want that for me? I donât
Joel Smallishbeans
c!: I think I could but it would be really close and Iâd have to go to the hospital immediately after. Not for fight wounds or anything I just would be worried heâd have given me rabies
cc!: I feel like I would have to fight him and Lizzie at the same time and I donât think I could take that. Nothing can beat the power of love <3
Scott Smajor
c!: Nah I just lose and heâs judgmental about it too
cc!: LGBT infighting. I would probably lose
BigB
c!: he would win the psychic battle long before the physical battle could even begin
cc!: Man is yoked. I have died
Etho
c!: As soon as I walk up to him he teleports behind me and cuts me in half. Nothing personnel kid
cc!: Lost in the Canadian wilderness trying to track him down, I am mauled by a moose. My corpse becomes a nice meal for some wolves and I am slowly forgotten
Bdubs
c!: I could punt him with ease
cc!: I maybe could but would it really be worth it
Pearl
c!: Ripped apart by hounds so sad. I deserved it
cc!: I canât afford to fly to Australia. Also even if I could I think she could just throw a bug at me and I would die from the 10,000 poisons that every Australian animal contains
Martyn Inthelittlewood
c!: I lied weâre not fighting Iâm leading you out of the endless cycle of violence come with me
cc!: I feel like I would be overconfident going into it and then he would just deck me. Alternatively he could just recite mentally damaging lore facts at me until I fall over and die
Scar from Goodtimes
c!: He immediately engages me in a battle of wits that ends in me paying him to punch me in the face
cc!: I would concede immediately for moral reasons. Maybe we could lightsaber duel instead?
Impulse
c!: He would show up in like full netherite or something. Are these fights happening irl or in minecraft. Doesnât matter. Either way I am gone. Reduced to ashes
cc!: That is a whole entire human being I think Iâd punch him once and then apologize. It would not affect him at all. I donât think heâd hurt me though
Tango
c!: I might have a chance but the fire hair thing might be a problem
cc!: I think it would somehow turn into a hockey match and given that I have only ice skated twice before and both times ended in me spraining my ankles real bad I donât think my odds are looking great. He is bald though so thereâs always hope
Cleo
c!: I am breakfast. She will eat me
cc!: I donât think Iâd even be able to get the fight set up I think theyâd give me a fake address and leave it at that. And I would deserve it
Jimmy Solidarity
c!: Weâre both rather pathetic and sad so I think in this case we would just adhere to rule of funny. Whether I win or lose depends on whatâs funniest at the time
cc!: The GYM TEACHER?? No.
Skizzleman
c!: Why would I do that
cc!: :( I donât want to do this anymore. I would lose also that is a whole ass adult man but I think heâd go easy on me so idk
Geminitay
c!: Lol. No.
cc!: I would be beaten instantly cause Iâd feel bad about hurting her but honestly I donât know why this would ever happen. We could be friends <3 sorry is that parasocial
Mumbo Jumbo
c!: I feel like he could outrun me but I could overpower him
cc!: Absolutely no chance, man could bike circles around me. I would be easily run over
Lizzie LDShadowlady
c!: Easily but Iâd feel bad about it
cc!: Same as with Joel. I stand no chance against their combo attack
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It was... really cold without the walls of the ranch to hold back the night.
Jimmy curled up tighter in the still-half-standing corner of the main building, the comforting shuffle of the cows on the other side of the gate keeping him from feeling quite so miserable. He was shivering from the tips of his floppy ears to the tuft of his tail, and was strongly considering moving into the stall with the cows... but the faint smell of manure wrinkled his nose and he just tugged his jacket up around his ears, wrapping his arms around his torso. The cows were warm, sure, but he had no desire to sleep in a cow patty.
Man, he was cold though.
This was probably definitely entirely his fault. He wasn't sorry about stealing Scar's horse -- that had been hilarious and well deserved. But... he really did feel bad about the ranch. He hadn't realized until Tango ran headlong into the flames how much the blazeborn actually like... cared about the place. It wasn't a gorgeous build or anything, after all. Tango himself had mocked how "amazing" it was. But... I mean, it was ours, ya know? There weren't many things one could lay a claim to in these death worlds, as transient as they were.
Jimmy's mind flickered back to a flower valley and an angered king... He had a habit of bringing disaster to the homes others built.
He shivered again, a draft needling in through a gap in the planks and cutting across his back.
"Jimmy."
He quickly closed his eyes and tried to relax. He didn't... he didn't want Tango to talk to him. Scold him, comfort him, tease him or act like it didn't matter -- he just wanted to sleep.
"Jimmy, I know you're awake. What are you, four years old?"
Reluctantly, Jimmy opened his eyes and looked across the room -- what was left of it -- at Tango. The blazeborn was leaning back against the opposite wall, a pillager banner draped over his knees and his arms crossed over his chest.
"Sorry," he said, the word coming automatically to his lips.
"Sorry for what?" Tango's voice pitched high, incredulous. "For being awake?"
"For, ya know..." Jimmy untucked one arm to gesture at the roofless structure around them. "This."
Tango waved dismissively. "We'll fix it," he said. "Make it better. And then we'll go burn Scar to the ground -- it's all good." Most of the anger was gone from his face, but at the name "Scar," Jimmy saw a flicker of red pass over Tango's eyes. It was gone in an instant, though, and Tango tilted his head questioningly.
"You're cold," he said. It wasn't a question, but Jimmy hesitated before answering anyway.
"...Yeah, a bit," he admitted. "It's fine, though."
"Nah, nah, nah -- you're keeping me awake, cowboy." Tango lifted the banner and made a little hey get over here motion with his hand. "C'mere before you shiver hard enough to call up the warden."
Jimmy blinked at him for a moment. "What?"
"Look, I'm basically a walking space heater." Tango's impatient voice was offset by the little grin that quirked the corner of his mouth. "Anyway if you catch a cold I get a sore throat too and that I will make you sorry for."
Jimmy hesitated a moment longer... then pushed himself up from the corner and crossed the room, sliding down the wall to sit at Tango's side. Even from half a block away, he could feel the warmth radiating off his partner.
"Thanks," he started to say -- and then tensed when Tango scooted closer and threw one arm around his shoulders.
"Don't make it weird," Tango said with a grin, giving Jimmy's hair a rough tousle. "But also, you're welcome."
He flopped his head back against the wooden walls of the house and closed his eyes, heaving a long sigh. "Sleep tight, Jimmy."
For a long moment, Jimmy could only sit, tense, under the weight of Tango's arm. But the long day was catching up with him, and as Tango's fiery warmth sank into his bones, he found his eyes drifting shut.
Just a nap, he told himself. Just to warm up. Then I'll go back to my spot...
And if morning found them both passed out, half slumped against a charred wall, with Jimmy's head drooping against Tango's shoulder... well. At least it wasn't a cow patty.
#team rancher#tangotek#jimmy solidarity#dlsmp#dls2#dlsmp fic#redwinterwrites#don't tag as ship#long post
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(Hermit Canyon AU)
Eventually, the Hermit seems to get attached to Puffy. It makes sense- it's been trading gifts with her for months now, and has even shown itself to her a few times, albeit while invisible.
The other SMPers don't think much of it at first. The more curious members ask Puffy questions about The Hermit sometimes, but she knows little, so they quickly give up. Occasionally someone will try to explore the ridiculously trapped town, but they give up once it's obvious they're not getting in.
The trades grow more and more valuable, and one day Puffy opens her barrel to find a beacon, and enough iron to fully power it. She's stunned, naturally. To think the Hermit is so capable it can kill a Wither just to give a beacon away- she can barely believe it.
(In actuality, they cheesed it on the Nether roof, but she doesn't know that)
She does try to hide it, but word gets around, and after another few failed raids on the town (and some rumours that the Hermit can teleport), things settle down again, as much as they can on the SMP.
Then someone steals Puffy's beacon. {You decide who, because I. don't actually watch DSMP, admittedly.}
Puffy, naturally, is devestated- she can't imagine the work the Hermit put into getting it for her in the first place (the most time-consuming thing was getting the Wither skulls, and it wasn't even that bad). But there's not really much she can do, so she carries on.
Except, the next day, the thief wakes up to find their house full of chickens, Puffy's beacon missing, and every single empty space in their chests filled with strategically renamed light grey stained glass panes.
They go outside to find the entire contents of a cave spider spawner on their front lawn. Alongside a ravager. With speed potions. Renamed Pamela's Revenge.
(Cue half the SMP trying to find out who Pamela is)
Puffy, meanwhile, wakes to find her beacon back in its rightful place, and a beautifully terraformed garden outside her house (Scar accidentally detonated a creeper and naturally had to fix the hole...and then went a little overboard. But it's fine.)
op i want you to know that i considered just posting your ask, because itâs already So Good and practically a fic on its own, but i really wanted even more content so i wrote it myself. ANYWAY hereâs sapnapâs terrible horrible no good very bad day xD
Itâs risky, doing anything on the wide open Nether roof where anyone can see. Hell, using a beacon at all is risky for the Hermits. Still, theyâve got all sorts of farms and copious amounts of materials at their fingertips. Theyâre past early game, stuck in mid-game while they wait for Etho to scope out more locations, while they build the second Upside Down (which Grian has named the Upside-ier Down), while they build their joint bases miles out from civilization.Â
Having a beacon would make the process faster, they reason to themselves. They certainly arenât risking being discovered just because theyâre bored and getting a beacon is an excuse to do something. And hell, Tango made that giant, super-efficient wither skeleton skull farm right next to his double blaze spawner farm, so they might as well mass-produce Nether stars by killing multiple Withers. Itâs not that difficult.
On another note, itâs after they gift Puffy one of their many beacons, in addition to a kit of iron blocks for powering the beacon that the Hermits realize that while their gifts are increasing in expense, Puffyâs are... not. So, if Puffyâs around average in the Dream SMP economy, theyâve figured out where most players meet their limit. She hasnât stopped dropping by, though, which is nice. Her gifts become increasingly handmade, in lieu of upping the ante on material wealth. The Hermits suppose that hand-crafted items have a value that extends past money. Each and every one of them has something that sheâs made for them, whether it be a shawl, a blanket, a set of earrings, a bracelet, or a pair of socks.
Apparently the beacon is more of a Big Deal than the Hermits thought. After all, the rainbow castle has several. However, the Hermits realize that theyâve been shortsighted. While it is true that the rainbow castle has several beacons, the castle is the only place that theyâve seen any beacons.
Sapnap steals the beacon. He doesnât particularly need it, but he wants it, and stealing is fun. Maybe if heâs lucky, heâll even start another minor war over it. He hasnât fought Puffy very much. He wonders if she can put up a good fight.
Puffyâs-- not distraught, but sheâs upset. That was a gift from the Hermit, a friend who sheâs been pulling out of its shell. She doesnât have much use for a beacon, but then again, neither does Sapnap; heâs just a dick. Just in case, Puffy leaves a note with the rest of the items she leaves in her barrel:
Dear Hermit,
Iâm very sorry for losing the beacon you gave me. I made the mistake of keeping it in a normal chest instead of an Ender chest, so Sapnap stole it. I should have seen that coming. Iâll try to get it back, but if I donât, please know that I didnât throw it away.
Thank you,
Puffy.
Sapnap wakes up in the middle of a lake. His mattress is floating, and when he tries to paddle back to shore (once heâs done screaming), the mattress tips over and he receives an unpleasant fishy wakeup call. He trudges into his house for a shower, and finds that the showerhead, as well as all his faucets, have been stuffed with ramen noodle seasoning.Â
He looks in his chests for a bucket of water. The first chest he checks is not only full of light gray glass, but also trapped. When he opens it, pufferfish fall out of the ceiling and bounce around. He dies to their poison twice before they finally die. The next chest he opens also has light gray glass, no water buckets, and a trap. This one, though, only releases a metric fuckton of chickens into his house. Itâs fine. This is fine.
As he looks through his chests, he realizes something. Theyâve got glass in them, sure, and theyâve been raided of water buckets, but... the beacon is gone. None of his other items, like enchanted netherite tools or literal diamond blocks, have been stolen. Just Puffyâs beacon.
Whoever pranked him missed a bucket, so he promptly dumps it over his head in an effort to smell less like pond scum and spicy chicken noodles. It takes the whole day to get his base back in order: heâs got to clean out all the faucets, empty all the glass from his chests, throw out all the dead pufferfish, and slaughter chickens by the dozens.
He canât sleep. Are you fucking kidding. He canât sleep. A soft hiss catches his attention, only audible now that the quiet of night has fallen. Is there somehow an unlit cave under his base?
Nope. As he steps outside onto his front lawn, he sees a daylight detector near the door that he missed when he came inside this morning. The daylight detector seems to have released approximately fifteen bajillion cave spiders onto his lawn, and theyâre all angry, so he shuts the front door in their faces and goes back inside. Thatâs a problem for tomorrowâs him.
Horns spear the wall right next to where Sapnap was standing five seconds ago. He yelps. What the fuck is a ravager doing on his front porch? And why the FUCK does it have speed potion particles?!
<Sapnap was slain by Pamelaâs Revenge>
<Sapnap was slain by Pamelaâs Revenge>
<Sapnap hit the ground too hard whilst trying to escape Pamelaâs Revenge>
<Sapnap was slain by Cave Spider>
<Sapnap was slain by Pamelaâs Revenge>
<Georgenotfound> who is pamelaâs revenge
<Sapnap> ;RVAER
<Sapnap> HELP
<Sapnap> RAVEAGER
<Sapnap was slain by Pamelaâs Revenge>
<Georgenotfound> good night sapnap :)
<Sapnap> GEORGE OYU BITCH HLEP ME
<Sapnap was slain by Pamelaâs Revenge>
<Georgenotfound> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Puffy sees a whole lot of nonsense in the chat when she wakes up in the morning, and promptly decides to ignore it. She goes about her morning as usual, heading out to her front porch to sip a cup of coffee in peace.Â
She... has a garden now. Hm. That wasnât there before. And come to think of it, neither was the beacon she lost.
âThanks, Hermit,â she says with a smile.
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Stress sips a cup of tea, having breakfast in Grianâs rustic sitting room with a few of her fellow Hermits.
âDâya think we went overboard?â she says.
â...Nah,â Cub says.
#mcyt#hc x dsmp#hermit canyon au#captain puffy#goodtimeswithscar#ethoslab#grian#tango tek#sapnap#georgenotfound#stressmonster#stressmonster101#cubfan135 me.cpp#rayveewrites
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Impulse x Grian x Ren
Part 1: Â Impulse x Grian x Ren
Part 2: Â Impulse x Grian x Ren
Part 3: Â Impulse x Grian x Ren
Part 4: Â Impulse x Grian x Ren
Part 5: Â Impulse x Grian x Ren
Part 6:Â Â Impulse x Grian x Ren
News about the new couple and how they got together spread quickly. Hermits would thank and congratulate Impulse on finally setting up the two. Somehow it didnât feel as good as he thought it would.
Impulse had been feeling down recently. That was why he was sitting on top of Tek To The Skies at five AM. Ren and Grian had been the epitome of a happy couple since they got together, and it was starting to grate on his nerves. It felt like there was a pit in his stomach that he couldnât get rid of.
Impulse had started avoiding the hippie camp when he could. Heâd miss out on campfire sessions by showing up late or not at all. When he was at the hippie camp, heâd work on his redstone projects. Since Grian and Ren were so caught up with each other, progress had been slowing. They couldnât afford to let Area 77 get ahead, or they may never catch up.
This had all been taking a toll on Impulseâs health, mental and physical. He never had the best sleep schedule, but he was perpetually tired now. Balancing all his projects was never easy, and he had to make sure they were perfect, as the tiniest mistake in redstone could render the whole thing inoperable. He was irritable from missing his friends and lack of sleep. Impulse had been spending more time with Tango and Zedaph recently.
Despite trying to avoid the hippie camp, Ren, and Grian as best he could, Impulse kept ending back up there. He tried to tell himself that he was just avoiding the suspicion that would come with not showing up, and that he needed to keep Area 77 on its toes, but really he just missed his hippie friends too much to stay away for too long.
Impulse heard the faint sounds of rockets, which grew louder. Tango landed nearby Tek to the Skies, and walked towards. He was probably going to restock it. Impulse debated saying hi. It didnât matter what he decided, because Tango caught sight of him.
Tango got closer to the shop, glanced up, continued walking, then did an impressive double take. As it was, Impulse barely cracked a small smile. Tango backpedaled, then stared at him for a moment.
âIf youâre waiting for a certain builder to get his supply of rockets, Iâm afraid youâre a few days too early.â Tango called up.
âNah,â Impulse said. âIâm just sitting up here.â Tango frowned. He flew up top and sat down next to Impulse. Tango kicked his legs slightly, before leaning back.
âWhatâs wrong?â Tango asked.
âNothingâs wrong.â Impulse objected. Tango snorted.
âWhich is why youâre sitting up here at five in the morning.â Tango said.
âYouâre here at five in the morning.â Impulse said.
âI am restocking. You are just sitting here.â Tango said.
âJust. Feeling weird, thatâs all.â Impulse admitted.
âAre you sick?â Tango asked, leaning away slightly.
âNo. Feeling weird emotionally.â Impulse said.
âOkay. Letâs see if we can sort some of these feelings out.â Tango said. Impulse nodded hesitantly. âOkay. How about the whole Hippies versus Area 77 thing you guys have got going on?â
âI donât think Doc and Scar should take other peopleâs property.â Impulse stated immediately. Tango raised an eyebrow. âIt does make things kind of awkward when we run into each other.â Impulse admitted.
âIâve noticed that youâre doing a lot of redstone projects. Well, a lot of redstone projects for the amount of other things youâre doing as well. Maybe youâre overstressed from that?â Tango suggested.
âI am stressed, yeah, but Iâve been stressed before, and this? This isnât it.â Impulse said.
âWhat about Ren and Grian getting together?â Tango asked. He was determined to get to the bottom of Impulseâs troubles!
âThey make me feel kind of sad, but happy? Bittersweet, maybe.â Impulse sighed. âJust. Weird.â
âSounds a lot like someoneâs jealous~â Tango snickered.
âI mean yeah, kinda. Iâm worried that⌠that they wonât have time for me anymore, now that theyâre dating.â Impulse said slowly.
Tango sat forward. âDonât think like that. They may be in the honeymoon phase of their relationship, but theyâll still have time for you. Even if they get a bit caught up in each other. You might have to third wheel for a bit, but itâll be fine.â He reassured Impulse.
âI just- We have to redefine the boundaries in our friendship now. Whether weâre friends first and lovers second or not. Will they need time to be together without me? I donât want to intrude, or mess things up and lose them.â Impulse was distressed, and spilled his troubles to Tango like water from an upturned pitcher.
âHey, whatâs the matter? You didnât act like that when Zed and I got together⌠Did you? Did you just hide it from us?â Tango was disturbed and worried that Impulse had been hurting and he -they- didnât notice.
âNo, I didnât. I guess I was more⌠assured? Does that make sense? I knew that you guys wouldnât exclude me, you just had something else with each other that wasnât friendship. Unless you guys had the mother of all blowouts or something then weâd all be friends, even if you two broke up. I havenât known Grian and Ren for as long, so Iâm worried their relationship might break our friendship. Or that I might, with all my weird feelings about them.â Impulse confessed, worried.
âOkay. Letâs start with the weird feelings part. Do they make you nervous?â People were usually nervous around crushes, Tango told himself, and, well, Impulse did seem to be crushing a bit.
âNo. Not usually. Sometimes one or both of them will do something that makes me flustered, like Ren grabbing my hand, or Grianâs smile, but they donât often make me nervous. It feels nice to be around them.â Impulse said, smiling the whole time.
He is head over heels. Tango mused. The strength of Impulseâs feelings surprised him, even though he thought there would be something there.
 âItâs probably because theyâre hot.â Impulse mentioned offhandedly.
That blunt comment threw Tango for a loop. For a second all he could do was stare at Impulse, dumbfounded. It also, unfortunately, caused his internal monologue to briefly become his outer monologue.
âWhat!?â Tango squeaked. Impulse had outright admitted that he found them hot. Was he seriously that oblivious?
Impulse gave him an odd look.
âIâm comfortable enough in my own sexuality to say that theyâre hot. Iâm bi, not blind. Thatâs probably why I get nervous around them sometimes.â Impulse said.
âWell, how do you feel about them, then?â Tango asked another question, just to confirm.
âI just feel comfortable with them. Like I could be open and vulnerable, and theyâd protect me. It feels like we fit together so well, like three parts of the same whole. Like Iâve known them for a long time.â Impulse admitted. His lips unconsciously formed a grin.
âWell, Impulse, that sounds a lot like a crush.â Tango said. Hopefully Impulse will be receptive to the idea, if I say it bluntly enough.
âI donât know, I want to hold their hands, and cuddle, and listen to them talk. About their day, the things that interest them, their ridiculous flirting I would love to take part in-â His eyes widened.
âI do have a crush on them. Ugh.â He buried his face in his hands. âWhy. This is awful.â
âIt canât be that bad, Impulse.â Tango said concernedly.
âI set my two crushes up together. My two crushes are dating. I am going to be so awkward around them that theyâll eventually decide Iâm too weird and gradually stop talking to me and the Hippie Camp will fall apart and Iâll never see them again-â Impulse had started spiraling at this point.
âHey. Calm down. You know they wouldnât do that to you.â Tango placed a hand on Impulseâs back. âBreathe.â
Impulse sucked in a heavy breath. âYouâre right,â He muttered. âI need to have faith in them.â Tango pulls Impulse into a hug, holding him close, and Impulse finally breaks down. Later heâd have to face what heâd done and figure out what to do next, but for now he was content just to cry in Tangoâs arms.
#grian x impulse x ren#impulse x grian x ren#hermitship#impulseSV#grian#rendog#Ren#renthedog#impulse#my fanfiction#fanfiction#sorry i fell off the face of the earth after i finished my final project for writing class#i'd say 'it won't happen again' but lets be real it totally will
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I found this post and I really love the prompt so it goes like this "you're unfairly good at everyhting but I'm strong enough to carry you bride-style and this for some reason renders you speachless" I'm sorry it's not a nermaid thing.
It doesnât have to be a mermaid thing! Youâre good! I just thought it would be On Theme for the month dfshgdfg
ANYWAY YES THIS IS A TOP-TIER PROMPT itâs,,, Kirishima @ Bakugou tbh
so um. it might have taken a while to write this but have like, a whole 4k fic? i donât know how to drabble,, apparently,,,
Eijirou was in love.
Okay, well, maybe that was a little over-exaggeration of his feelings. Maybe it was being dramatic - especially since he wasnât actually with the object of his affections (yet) - but dramatic suited his would-be suitor.
Or, Eijirou thought. Am I the suitor?
It wasnât like he was actively persuing anything⌠Whatever, the point was that Eijirou was desperately in love with one Bakugou Katsuki, his long-time best friend and the owner of his entire heart and most of his soul. And who could blame him? Bakugou was perfect.
It might not be an opinion that everyone shared of the blond bombshell. He was prickly and wore an almost permanent scowl. He was the grumpiest, grouchiest bastard that Eijirou had ever met. He swore liberally, was unapologetically self-confident almost to the point of arrogance, and he exploded stuff. Heâd been even worse when he was younger.
The thing was, as Bakugouâs best friend, Eijirou saw the other side of him, too. Where Bakugouâs walls were raised high around him, heâd carved out a small door for Eijirou and a few of their closest friends to let them in.
Where most saw Bakugou as a unfriendly and standoffish guy, Eijirou saw the introverted young man who was shy and just didnât want to admit it. Where most heard the blistering language that rolled off of Bakugouâs tongue, Eijirou heard the Bakugou who was bad with words and at a loss for how to really express himself. Bakugou was way more into physical expression than verbal. He didnât like to talk about feelings or âgross sappy shit like thatâ.
Most people didnât bother trying to get through Bakugouâs walls to see the part of him that really, truly cared about people. It had been a stunted, shrivelled sort of thing when Bakugou had started at UA. Now, five years later and two into actual hero work, it was like a tree in full bloom. Bakugou cared, in his own way.
His drive was unparalleled. Once Bakugou Katsuki set his mind on something, god, he was gonna get it. Eijirou didnât doubt for a second that heâd snag the Number One Hero spot at some point in his career. Bakugou inspired Eijirou, he always had.
Bakugou was also absolutely, mind-bendingly smoking hot. Which, you know, that didnât hurt Eijirouâs attraction to him one bit.
One of the things that Eijirou found most appealing about his friend was his sheer level of competency. In like, any situation. Eijirou would think that maybe they were stuck on something - in a hopeless situation, on an investigation, anything, really - and then Bakugouâs face would do the thing. Heâd get one of his special thinky-faces on, the one that meant he was trying to remember something. Then his eyes - bright and shiny and the most gorgeous deep red - would widen slightly as he pulled on all the strings inside his head and found himself weaving up a thought.
Bakugou would bark out a laugh, one of Eijirouâs favourite Bakugou laughs because this one meant Iâve got it, weâve won, and proceed to obliterate whatever their obstacle was. Bakugou had done a whole lot of things, somehow. Heâd done ballet and acrobatics in addition to martial arts to shape his movements as he fought. He was musical. Origami swans had saved their necks twice, somehow, and Eijirou had nearly died for other reasons that one time Katsuki had had to teach him how to tango for that one undercover mission theyâd gone on. Both of them had worn awful wigs. Eijirou remembered the mission fondly.
One thing that Bakugou Katsuki still wasnât great at doing, however, was knowing when he was beaten. Kaminari often joked that Bakugou had no off-switch. He never stopped.
Not even when his leg was cut up from hip-to-calf and there were seven other heroes on the scene.
âDonât make me call timeout on you, Zero,â Eijirou growled, holding onto Bakugouâs shoulder to stop him rushing after the villain that Eijirou was pretty sure Battle Fist had already smacked down into the ground. Bakugou tried to keep walking. âYouâre bleeding. Like, badly.â
âThey can stitch it later,â Bakugou said, eyes darting around.
Eijirou narrowed his own eyes. âOnce youâve passed out from blood loss, you mean?â
Bakugou glared at him and tried to shake Eijirouâs hand off his shoulder. âDonât mother-hen me, Red.â
âOh yeah,â Eijirou huffed, doubling down on his grip. âBecause not wanting my partner to drop âcause heâs being stubborn is unreasonable.â
âExactly,â Bakugou said, raising one hand. It was already popping a little. Was he going to try and blast Eijirouâs hand off of him? He ought to know that wouldnât work by now.
Eijirou sighed. âWell, if youâre gonna act like a baby about it⌠Itâs timeout time.â
Bakugou only had time to frown at him before Eijirou was scooping him up into a bridal-style lift. Bakugou squawked and let off a couple of bangs from his hands. They achieved exactly nothing.
âLet me go, you bastard!â Bakugou snapped. He wasnât wriggling too much, though. His leg must have been really painful. Eijirou tried not to jostle it. âPut me down!â
âNope!â Eijirou said, and he looked around to see if he could see any medical assistance. If not, well, the hospital wasnât too far from here⌠Bakugou folded his arms over his chest and pouted. Good, heâd accepted his fate.
There were no medics set up around here, so Eijirou set off at a light jog towards the route to the hospital. He could feel warmth dripping down one of his arms and grimaced to himself. Bakugou really was losing blood, huh? He was lucky that the villain hadnât caught one of his major blood vessels.
It didnât take very long until the hospital was in sight, and Eijirou glanced down at Bakugou, who was staring fixedly at his own knees with a weird expression on his face.
âHey man, you holding up?â Eijirou asked, wondering if Bakugou was in more pain than heâd thought or like, fainting or something. He shifted Bakugouâs weight in his arms a little.
Bakugou nodded, flushing pink? âJust get me to the docs already.â
âYou got it, dude,â Eijirou said, jogging around the hospital building until he saw the sign for A&E. People moving outside the hospital caught sight of them and ogled. Man, they were probably both covered in blood, huh? Thisâd probably make the news.
It was worth it if Bakugou was okay, though. Eijirou was beginning to get worried - his friend had gone pale again, paler than he should be, and quiet, too. Quiet and Bakugou did not mix. He sped up a little and then all of a sudden he was at the desk in A&E.
âUh,â Eijirou managed to get out, but the receptionist had seen them coming and a doctor was already rushing over.
âOver here, Red Riot,â the doctor said, showing Eijirou to a free bed. He laid Bakugou down on it as gently as he could. Nurses swarmed under the doctorâs direction, and before Eijirou knew what was going on, he was being bundled into a waiting room chair with a shock blanket and a mug of cocoa.
He texted Mina to go to his and Bakugouâs apartment to pick up some fresh clothes for them both as she had a spare key, and then he was just waiting. He offered himself as a blood donor - as an O-Neg he was a universal donor - but the doctors had deemed it unnecessary. They had plenty of blood for Bakugou to have. That was good. He thought that they had probably stitched him up by now, and maybe even used a medical quirk.
âRed Riot?â
Eijirou looked up. One of the nurses from earlier stood in front of him. âOh, uh, hi! Howâs Ground Zero doing?â
âGood,â said the nurse. âHis injuries have been treated and heâs currently being given painkillers for it. He is currently asleep, but would you like to sit in with him?â
Eijirou glanced down at his soiled clothes. âAm I allowed, with all of this gunk on me?â
âHis injuries have all been cleaned and dressed, so unless you try to remove any of them, I think youâll be safe,â the nurse grinned. âFollow me.â
Eijirou did. He was led through a few different corridors and into a ward with individual rooms. The nurse pushed one door open and then there was Bakugou. He looked a lot cleaner and was a far better colour than he had been. Eijirou let out a sigh of relief and went to sit on one of the visitorsâ chairs.
âThanks,â he told the nurse, who smiled again and left the room after telling Eijirou to yell if anything was amiss.
Eijirou stared at Bakugouâs face. âYouâre a fucking idiot.â
One of Bakugouâs eyes cracked open. âYeah.â
âHuh,â Eijirou said. âNo arguing with me any more? Those painkillers must be strong.â
âIâm so fuckinâ high right now,â Bakugou agreed. âSorry.â
âApologies, too? Man, I should keep some of this stuff and slip it to you the next time you get too grumpy.â
Bakugou grinned at him. âNah, ya like me when Iâm grumpy.â
Damn, well, that was true.
âYeah, I do,â Eijirou said, and prodded Bakugouâs chest. âSo stop ending up in here. This oneâs gonna leave a real nasty scar.â
âMmhmm,â Bakugou said, closing his eyes again. âSooner I rest up, sooner Iâll be cleared to leave this fuckinâ place. So shut ya trap.â
âCharming,â Eijirou said with a snort.
âI know I am,â Bakugou mumbled. âShut up.â
Eijirou patted Bakugou on the shoulder. âYeah. Iâll be here when you wake up again, yeah?â
âBetter fuckinâ be,â Bakugou said, and then his face dropped into the genuine relaxation of sleep.
Mina was a goddamn lifesaver. She had brought them their clothes, informed Bakugou that he was a moron for making everyone worry about him, and then swept herself off with no wriggling eyebrows or probing about Eijirou basically gluing himself to Bakugouâs side. She had also taken away their dirtied costumes âto be burnedâ.
The hospital staff had given Bakugou the A-Okay to head home (and rest his leg, which Eijirou was going to have to enforce, somehow). Now all they had to do was physically get out of the hospital.
That was easier said than done.
âI do not need a fuckinâ wheelchair,â Bakugou insisted, despite the fact he wasnât really supposed to walk in case his stitches ripped. He had woken up on the wrong side of everything, let alone the bed, and now that theyâd taken him off the strong painkillers the reality of his injury had settled in.
Eijirou was losing his patience with his friend. âStop swearing at the staff, Bakugou.â
âI do whatever I damn well please,â Bakugou spat, glowering. âFucking antibiotics, feel like shit. Iâm allowed to cuss, Iâm an adult.â
âItâs not professional, man,â Eijirou said. âWhat if a kid in the hospital hears you? Theyâre gonna repeat what Ground Zero says.â
âItâs education.â
Eijirouâs mouth threatened to twitch up. No! He wasnât amused!
âDude,â said Eijirou. âYou suck.â
Bakugou scowled at him. âYou wish.â
Eijirou took a moment for himself to scream internally. Being head over heels for this man was incredibly testing at times. He had a suspicion that Bakugou knew, from comments like that, but he could never be sure. Eijirou pinched the bridge of his nose. âAre you going to get into the chair? Or are you hoping that youâll start spontaneously levitating?â
âI just donât want the press to get me in one of those things,â Bakugou said, pouting to the side.
âThereâs literally nothing wrong with being in a wheelchair, Bakugou,â Eijirou said.
Bakugou scoffed. âOf course not! But the tabloidsâll overreact and make out like Iâm dying or Iâve lost my leg or some stupid shit like that. Itâll affect the rankings.â
Eijirou sighed. Bakugou narrowed his eyes and Eijirou held up his hands. âI get it, bro, the world is stupid. They probably already got me carrying you in here covered in blood, though. I could carry you back out again?â
âAnd do what, carry me the whole way home?â Bakugou snapped.
âSure, why not?â Eijirou shrugged. âIf it gets you out of the hospital.â
Bakugou glared at him. âWhy n- We live three fuckinâ miles away, dipshit!â
âAnd?â
Bakugou blinked. âAnd thatâs a fuckinâ long way to go if youâre lugging someone along with you.â
âNot really, âcause Iâm like,â Eijirou paused to reorganise his words. âIâve definitely carried more than you for further before.â
âExcuse me,â said one of the nurses. âSo will you be using the wheelchair or not?â
âNot,â Bakugou said.
Oh, wait, so the carrying thing wasnât hypothetical. Okay.
âAlright, letâs go then,â Eijirou said, walking over to where Bakugou was sitting with his legs dangling over the side of the hospital bed, signed discharge papers in his hand ready to give to reception. Eijirou tried to pretend that his heart wasnât thundering in his chest. He failed.
No use agonising over it! Eijirou scooped Bakugou up. Bakugou slung one of his arms around Eijirouâs neck - for balance, probably - and lay the other with the discharge papers over his lap.
âYou good?â Eijirou asked. Bakugou nodded. âIâm not grabbing your cut, right?â
Bakugou shook his head.
âComfy?â Eijirou asked. Bakugou nodded. Okay, that was weird, heâd gone quiet. And slightly red. Was that like, a symptom of something, or? âCat got ya tongue, man?â
Bakugou went pale, and then red again, almost like some kind of squid thing that Eijirou had seen on a wildlife documentary once.
âBa-â
âJust go already,â Bakugou muttered, scowling at the papers he was holding.
âAlright,â Eijirou said, thanking the nurse and striding from the room.
âHome, sweet home,â Eijirou said, setting Bakugou down for the first time since theyâd left the hospital. They werenât quite in yet, but Eijirou did sort of need to unlock the door. He kept ahold of Bakugouâs arm to make sure he stood in one place, and then the door was open and he was picking Bakugou up again.
So what if he was enjoying all this extra contact? Sue him.
âSofa or bed, Bakugou?â Eijirou asked, and Bakugou jumped slightly in his arms. Heâd have his Thinking Really Hard face on all the way home and had barely said a word.
âSofa,â Bakugou said. Eijirou set him down and Bakugou leant back into the cushions with his Thoughtful Scowl on again.
Eijirou sat next to him, breathing out a sigh of relief that they were finally home and mostly back in one piece after the fight today. Eijirou had dealt with knife quirks before - on his hero debut, even! - but while his quirk protected him from the worst of any sharp things, it meant that he no longer really got aimed at and it was harder for him to take hits.
Man, if the knife villain had gotten Eijirou? Heâdâve come away from the battle totally unharmed and desperately seeking a new pair of trousers or something. But no. The villain had got his best friend instead, and now everything was going to be a hassle for a while. Patrols without Bakugou didnât suck, but they did get a little dull, and Eijirou would always be worrying that Bakugou had fallen over or something and injured himself more without anyone around to help him.
âYou wanna get take out tonight?â Eijirou asked. He was gonna order it anyway because he didnât want to cook and he wasnât gonna let Bakugou do it. Bakugou grunted - probably in agreement - and Eijirou realised that he was still on his no-talking thing. âDude, whatâs up?â
Bakugou levelled a glare at him. âTake a wild guess.â
âNuh uh, that ainât gonna fly,â Eijirou said. âYouâre moping, or something. Injuries make you angry. You get louder. Not whatever this is.â
âThe fuck do you know?â Bakugou grumbled. Eijirou reached out and whacked Bakugouâs shoulder lightly.
âI know you, man,â Eijirou said.
âUgh,â Bakugou said. âI guess you do.â
He was still looking at Eijirou, expression shifting and shifting so quickly that Eijirou couldnât keep up. Bakugouâs thoughts must have been racing - and for such a quick-thinking guy that speed must be intense.
âYou donât have to say anything,â Eijirou said, launching into his usual get-Bakugou-to-open-up-about-things spiel. âBut Iâm here for ya, Bakugou.â
âYeah, you are,â Bakugou said, face moving into a frown. Huh? âWhy?â
âWhat?â
âWhy are you here?â Bakugou asked. âWhy do you want to be here?â
Well, this was not exactly the conversation Eijirou had envisioned having⌠Like, ever. âYouâre my best frien-â
âThatâs not what I meant, Kirishima,âBakugou growled, cutting Eijirou off with a glare. What, was Eijirou not giving the right answer to his vague and nebulous question? âIt- Ugh. What do you want from me?â
Eijirou blinked. âWhat? Nothing.â
âNo, there isnât nothing,â Bakugou snapped. Huh? Eijirou didnât understand what Bakugou was saying. Was this just from all the pain meds, even if the loopy ones werenât being used any more? Did Bakugou think that Eijirou was only hanging out with him for⌠For what? Personal gain? What would that even be? Years of friendship (and feelings) down the line and Bakugou thought this? Bakugou clacked his teeth together and frowned harder. âStop- Stop thinking whatever youâre thinking.â
âWh-â
âNo, fuck, let me just,â Bakugou grimaced, looking off to the side. Oh, this was some weird feelings thing, wasnât it? No wonder Bakugou wasnât making any sense. Eijirou still felt tense, but not quite as alarmed. âYou carried me home for three fucking miles, Kirishima! What do I- How the hell am I supposed to- Ugh!â
Oh, Eijirou thought he could see the picture of things, now. âYou donât need to give anything back to me for that, Bakugou! Itâd be selfish to ask for you to repay me for something I volunteered to do!â
âWell, maybe you should be,â Bakugou said. Eijirou tilted his head. Bakugou glanced at him and away again. âBe selfish, I mean! Youâre always fucking giving. Giving and giving and never taking a single thing back for yourself and it drives me up the fucking wall!â
Eijirou shook his head. âThereâs nothing I need from anyone that I donât already have.â
âWhat about what you want,â Bakugou said. He fixed Eijirou with his stare again and something in his expression made Eijirouâs stomach do somersaults. âIs there anything you want from me that I could give you?â
Eijirou met Bakugouâs burning gaze.
Everything, his brain supplied.
Bakugouâs eyes widened slightly, and Eijirou realised that heâd said the word aloud. Before he could even think about being horrified, Bakugouâs scowl slipped from his face. It was replaced by a triumphant grin.
âOh thank fuck you finally said it,â Bakugou said, leaning over into Eijirouâs space. Eijirou could feel his whole face burning. ââCause if I never got the chance to tell you how god damned hot it is that you can carry me in your arms for three fucking miles without even breaking a sweat, I think I wouldâve died.â
Eijirou couldnât provide a response to that. His lips were occupied, all of a sudden. With Bakugou. Because Bakugou was kissing him, and kind of insistently. Eijirou allowed himself a few more moments to be utterly confused, and then he wrapped his arms around Bakugou and kissed him back with just as much enthusiasm as Bakugou was putting in.
âThatâs a little dramatic,â Eijirou said, when they parted to breathe.
Bakugou snorted. âYou know who youâre dealing with.â
âMmhm,â Eijirou said, kissing Bakugou again and finding himself delighted by the way he reacted. When had Bakugou crawled into his lap? âUh⌠We should probably talk about this.â
âIâm fuckinâ crazy about you. Weâre dating now. That enough talkinâ for ya?â
Probably not, but- Bakugou kissed him again. And again. And again. Eijirou laughed into the kisses, and began to run his hands down Bakugouâs sides. âWait, um. So does this make you my boyfriend, Katsuki?â
âFuck, yes,â Bakugou said. Or should it just be Katsuki now? Yeah, Eijirou liked the sound of that. âYou- Ow! Watch it!â
Eijirou winced, pulling his hand away from Katsukiâs hip. âOops! I forgot! Are you okay?â
âDumbass,â Katsuki said, but fondly.
âFor the record, Iâm crazy about you, too,â Eijirou said, taking advantage of the lull to speak. âIâve been kind of head over heels for you since school.â
âI know,â Katsuki said. Oh.
âWait,â Eijirou raised an eyebrow. âYou knew? Like, since when?â
Katsuki rolled his eyes. âSince forever. Youâre not subtle.â
Eijirou blinked. âWhat? Then- Why didnât you say anything?â
âI dunno,â Katsuki said, pulling himself back to lay against the sofa cushions again. âI was confused about it for a long-ass while.â
âSo, youâre not confused any more?â Eijirou asked. It didnât really need to be asked, given the way that Katsuki had kissed him just now, but Eijirou wanted everything out in the open.
âNo,â Katsuki lifted his good leg and prodded Eijirouâs chest with his foot. âIâve been flirting with you for like, a fuckinâ year now. Thought itâd finally spur you to action but noooo, you have to be all self-depreciating and second-guessing shit all the time.â
âA year?â Eijirou said, feeling his mouth fall open. His brain scanned through all of their recent interactions - there was a lot to sift through. Oh, that explained a few things. Eijirou put a hand over his face. âGod, Iâm an idiot.â
âYeah,â Katsuki said. He beckoned Eijirou over with a finger. âBut youâre my idiot now, so come here.â
Eijirou crawled over him, mindful of Katsukiâs injured leg. Katsuki hooked his arms around Eijirouâs neck and drew him into a languid kiss.
âI love you,â Eijirou said, feeling a shiver down his spine as the words left his mouth. Wait, fuck, it was too soon for that and Katsuki was probably going to-
âHoly shit,â Katsuki said, turning bright red. âFuck- Fucking warn a guy if youâre gonna say something that sappy!â
âIâm sorry, I, uh-â
Katsuki slammed a hand over Eijirouâs mouth. âDonât you fucking dare take it back, Eijirou.â
Oh, Eijirou thought. That was the first time he used my given name.
âI,â Katsuki swallowed, his flushed face darkening further. âI love you too.â
The shiver that followed Katsukiâs statement dwarfed any heâd experienced previously. It felt like his soul was on fire. Eijirou didnât know how to respond, so he kissed Katsuki again.
âI love you,â he said, pressing his lips to Katsukiâs jaw. âI love you,â he said, kissing Katsukiâs cheek. He continued, saying those three words over and over and peppering kisses all over Katsukiâs face. âI love you. I love you. I love you.â
Katsuki grinned, happier than Eijirou had ever seen. He could feel Katsukiâs fingers running through his hair at the back of his head. âFuck, I love you. So fucking much.â
Eijirou pressed their foreheads together.
âKatsuki,â Eijirou said, but not for any particular reason. He just wanted to say Katsukiâs name.
âEijirou,â Katsuki echoed. âWe still have to order food.â
âOh, right!â Eijirou sat up.âWhaddya want?â
âYou.â
Eijirou flushed. âBabe. Er, can I call you that?â
âFuck, call me whatever you want,â Katsuki said, matching the shade of Eijirouâs face. âCurry?â
âCurry it is!â Eijirou said, climbing off of Katsuki and the sofa and making his way over to the phone to call their usual place. He rattled off their order, maybe a little quicker than usual. Once it was confirmed, he put the phone down and turned to stare at Katsuki.
Katsuki looked back at him. Eijirou didnât think heâd looked away, and that was just. It was something. Eijirouâs stomach flipped and flopped. Katsuki patted the space next to him on the sofa and Eijirou made his way back over. No sooner had he sat down, than Katsukiâs arm circled his waist and pulled him close. Katsuki buried his face into Eijirouâs shoulder, and Eijirou echoed his hum.
âWish youâd wised up sooner,â Bakugou said, voice slightly muffled. âCoulda been doing this for fuckinâ ages.â
âWell, we can do it now, and as much as we want,â Eijirou said, twisting to press a kiss into Katsukiâs hair.
âMm,â Katsuki mumbled, pushing his face down harder. âWanna post something mushy on social media?â
âShouldnât we run it by the PR team, first?â Eijirou asked.
Katsuki looked up at him. âFuck that. Tell the world youâre in love with me already.â
Eijirou grinned, because he did.
#kiribaku#bakushima#fanfiction#my fanfiction#drabble#?#reply#anon#ask meme#sort of#i swear half the stuff i write is 'and then they smorched on a sofa'#'and ordered takeaway'#hm#this was practically done for DAYS it took me ages to come up with a good ending line#BUT I DID AND IT'S HERE WHOOO#i'm gonna chuck this on AO3 in a bit but i don't have the energy for writing tags atm
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Blast From the Past
The start of a mini-series!
-Chapter 1/7-
The blast from town center sent a shockwave across the whole world, sending the hermits into a frenzy. Almost instantly, the group chat was flooded with messages, and hermits flew from all corners to the scene.
A large crater had appeared in the shopping district, in front of the statues of Tango and Cub. The smoke was still clearing as everyone peered over the edges of the hole.
Xisuma, feeling confident his armor could protect him from possible foreign substances, slid down the sides of the pit, hopping over rocks as he made his way to the center. The smoke began clearing, and a figure could be seen lying in the rubble.
"Hello?" X called cautiously. "Are you alive?"
"I'm real knackered..." The figure sat up slowly, revealing himself to the onlooking group. He sported a big black moustache, with messy back hair that brushed the tops of his ears. His shirt evidently used to be blue, but wasn't anymore, and his jeans weren't much better. His shoes looked nearly worn through on the soles. With wide eyes, he observed the large group watching, and then turned to X. "Where did- how- who are you?"
"My name is Xisuma, what's yours? Where do you hail from?"
"Name's MJ. I think I got too buzzed, this is a wild fever dream..." He glanced at the group peering over the side of the hole, and examined X's armor with skepticism. "You'd think I was a swigger, the things I'm imagining..."
"You aren't imagining anything. This is Hermitcraft! We all live together and have fun. Shall we climb out of this hole, then?"
The pair made their way out of the crater, where Joe met them with a glint in his eye, but a worried expression. "Howdy MJ. It sounds like you're from the 1950's, am I right?"
"Yeah, '51. Ya make it sound like it isn't '51?" MJ wrung his hands.
"No, it's 2019. How bizarre..." X mused.
MJ ran jittery fingers through his hair. "Man, this blows. I don't- and there's- colors everywhere, and- and you're all just like me-"
"I mean, I don't exactly look like you," Doc chuckled.
"Nah, you don't get it. Where I'm from, I'm it. Sometimes ya run into a pig- a creeper if you're unlucky, but that's it. The whole world is grass and trees, as far as the Farlands. It's quiet, being the only one... aware." MJ went quiet, rubbing his arm.
"So you live in a Classic world... How interesting..." X began pacing unconsciously.
"Are you sure it's Classic? He knows creepers, weren't they added in Indev?" Joe quizzed.
"Nope, Classic. Depends on the version, but he probably knows pigs, sheep, zombies, skeletons, spiders and creepers."
MJ nodded at the only words he understood in their conversation. He was still fairly certain he was dreaming.
"Also, he's using 1950's American slang in a British accent- that error was removed in early Indev."
X nodded quickly. "You're right, I forgot about that."
"Can we all get to bed? We don't want phantoms killing MJ, who knows where he would respawn." Scar pulled out a couple beds, which hermits promptly hopped into.
"Phantoms? Why we gotta sleep? Are The Phantoms a gang?" MJ asked quickly as the rest of the hermits led him to the Stax-4-Stax Tavern.
"The longer you go without sleep, the more phantoms spawn, and they're deadly." Grian explained. "When was the last time you slept?"
"....never?" MJ watched the dark sky anxiously.
"Oh yeah... Let's get inside, quick!" Grian shoved him inside. The phantoms screeched, making Grian chuckle and MJ shudder.
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The next morning, MJ was full of chaos and concern. Now fully rested for the first time in his life, he began to realize his situation. He anxiously danced around the small room of sleeping hermits for a few minutes, before he mustered enough courage to creep out the front door.
There was so much color in this strange world- even the grass looked different from what he knew. His head spun on a swivel as he took in everything he possibly could.
He started low, running his fingers through the long grass and smelling the colorful flowers scattered across the ground in front of the building. A chicken wandered across his path, so he decided to follow it wherever it went.
The chicken, followed by an intent MJ, meandered to the shore by the ocean, which MJ noted, was filled with seaweed and assorted swimming creatures.
As they wandered further inland, MJ drifted away from his chicken guide, stunned by the variety of blocks in the buildings towering around him. He poked his head into a red striped building, but ducked out just as quickly when he couldn't name the shiny blue rocks or cylinders in the wooden boxes.
As he stepped out, however, something shot over his head with a loud explosion, sending him to the floor in a panic. The creepers were in the air, too?
"Heya! Enjoying my store?" A man fell out of the sky holding one of the striped cylinders. His hair was golden and shimmered in the light, along with his bright red eyes. His ears and teeth were pointy, and his combat boots completed the intimidating look. "What are you doing on the ground?"
MJ glanced around carefully, motioning the man to crouch down next to him. "There are creepers flying around here!"
The man gave him a blank stare, then laughed, standing up again. "Oh man, that's priceless! You mean me? Using a rocket to fly?" He pulled out a so-called rocket, and it exploded in his face, sending MJ into another fit of shakes. "It's okay, they're harmless!"
"You can fly?" MJ asked cautiously, afraid the answer might include more explosions.
"Let me show you!" The man crouched down, preparing another rocket, but stopped when he saw MJ's petrified expression. "Well, maybe we should start smaller. How about the Cherry Store?"
The man, who MJ learned was named Tango, lead him patiently to another store, this one made of wood. Wood was more familiar to MJ, although this wood looked entirely different to what he was used to.
"Look, this stuff is called redstone," Tango explained, displaying a nicely packaged bag of redstone, ready to be purchased. "You can make lots of hardware with it, which you can use to make machines!"
MJ opened the bag, running his finger through the red dust. Some of it sparked, glowing slightly. "What can you make with the parts?"
"Well, you can start small with an automatic fish farm, or you can build an iron titan, or you can make something like Sahara! Let me show you, it's super cool!"
Excited again, Tango led the way to Sahara, a large building in the side of the hill. After showing MJ the interface, they staircased up to the second level to get a look at the modules.
"Iskall made all of these himself- crazy, right? Grian tried to help, but he's definitely the builder of the Architechs," Tango laughed.
MJ walked down an aisle, marveling at the large machines. They were made of small parts MJ couldn't name, but he knew they were made of redstone. It was all incredible, but MJ didn't understand a bit of it- he considered himself more of a builder anyway.
"Oi! Trespassers!" Grian, as MJ remembered from yesterday, soared through a broken window. He smoothed his wild sandy-blond hair, a wide grin across his face.
"Don't mind us! I'm just showing MJ around!" Tango waved.
"Oh! You should come see my base, MJ! It's super cool!" Grian bounced excitedly. He had a lot of energy, MJ gave him that. Not usually his cup of tea in friendships, but beggars can't be choosers.
"I'll leave you two to it then! Xisuma wanted me to work on some code with him today anyway. See ya!" Tango flew away with another explosion, causing MJ to jump.
"Hm, I suppose you're not much of a flyer, huh?" Grian observed. MJ simply shook his head. "Guess we'll boat over!"
MJ carefully stepped into the boat Grian made, with Grian clambering in after him. They rowed out into the bay, MJ watching as the shore faded into a shimmer at the horizon. "Here we are!"
MJ turned around and was stunned by the white building towering over them. Grian hopped out of the boat onto a glass bridge, motioning MJ to follow. He carefully did so, being sure his shoes were dry enough that he wouldn't slip.
"This is my base! Sorry it's kind of a mess, I have a chest monster problem," Grian giggled and soared down into the center of the tower. He rifled through a couple of the chests (as MJ had just learned they were called) and flew back to MJ with arms full of mysterious items. "Here's a starter kit!"
Grian tossed the items on the floor and sorted through them, giving MJ a run-down. "So that's full iron tools and armor, a stack of golden carrots, a stack of torches, and an elytra with rockets to get you started! Does that look alright to you?"
MJ nodded, entranced by the items- especially the strange golden carrots.
"...You don't talk much, do you?" Grian stared into his eyes. Despite his brown eyes being almost black, they sparkled with love and innocence.
MJ cleared his throat. "Ah, I guess I'm still feeling a lil buzzed from... however I got here." He shrugged, carefully picking up the gifted items.
Grian opened and closed his mouth several times, and then settled with a confused smile. It looked strange on his usually-energetic face. "Feel free to set up your base anywhere that's open. If you have any questions, don't be afraid to text anyone." He handed a small black box to MJ, which he held with reverence. "It's a phone- just press the name of who ever you wanna talk to."
"Thanks," MJ hesitated. "By chance are you a greaser? You don't have any beef, do ya?"
Grian cocked an eyebrow. "Maybe? You won't need any beef though, the golden carrots are way better for your health."
"...are you booted, dog?"
Grian blinked. "I think you have different slang in Classic, because I don't know what that means..."
"My bad. Just, nevermind. I'll leave ya to it. Thanks for the setup!" MJ, embarrassed, hopped in his boat and paddled off, avoiding eye contact with Grian. The guy was weird to say the least- MJ wondered if that was why he lived in the ocean alone. Hopefully he hadn't killed his reputation by talking to Grian, and he could find a more helpful person tomorrow...
#rae writes#blast from the past#grian#xisuma#hermitcraft#joe hills#docm#goodtimeswithscar#tangotek#mumbo jumbo#dont worry the 50's slang eases up a couple chapters in#lol
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Haru endured overdoses, gunshots wounds, and complete devastation only to wake up to a new life with an angel of a man smiling down at him. He was given a soul that he never deserved but he tries to live up to the excellence of purity, like Makoto, though itâs like trying to rival God â perfect. But God takes care of old dogs, drunks, and devils. Justice for all just isnât fair. The womenâs prison in Iwatobi makes for brutal living conditions, especially for those on Death Row. Capital punishment is new to the city, especially for females, and Haru would be conflicted about it were he not sitting in the outdoor visitation center with someone who deserves to die far more painfully than lethal injection. Miho Amakata survived like a Lazarus of her time. Corroâs bullets didnât hit the right organs and Haruâs gun couldnât land home in her brain. The fall from the rafters might have paralyzed her but she sits in her wheelchair like a throne and Haru hates her for it. His only solace is that sheâs doomed to agony as long as her heart keeps beating - bones didnât heal right and his bullet might not have killed her but it left her with a forever-migraine, which is worlds of satisfying. Her delusions are a nice touch, too. She mulls over their conversation, taking a pull of the cigarette Haru gave her as a bribe. She lost an arm to amputation â it was mangled from burns, shriveled up. Thereâs no left foot and she lost layers of skin on one side of her face, leaving behind bubbled scars. One iris is moonlit with blindness. An eye for an eye. After a minute, she says, âNah, youâre not a good man. People canât do what youâve done even with what youâve been through. But you try. Thatâs all that matters. Donât see why you do it though.â Haru works his jaw, chin scrunching. âWouldnât expect you to.â Mihoâs eyes flit upward. âYou know better than anyone that you donât win fights by being soft. Thatâs all life is â a fight.â She rolls her cigarette between two fingers, holding it more gently than she ever did her own children. âWeâre all just pigs in a slaughterhouse, all of us.â When she faces him, Haru sees that sheâs peeled every lash from her waterline in a fit of nerves. Mihoâs voice falls to a dreamy whisper of grandeur. âBut imagine being the wolf. That slaughterhouse is suddenly an endless feast thatâll last you forever.â Haru physically resists the urge to recoil, but he never cowers away from her stare. âWhat happens when the farmer barges in with a gun? Heâll shoot the wolf, not the pigs.â She snorts, pursing her colorless lips around the cigarette. âThose pigs will die anyway and they wonât go out as nicely as a bullet to the jaw. They spend their little lives miserably, packed together so tightly in trucks that their guts pop out of their asses.â She says this like sheâs imagining it, but not in the disturbed way that she should â itâs as if sheâs admiring a profound piece of art. âTheyâre considered the lucky ones if they make it to that slaughterhouse where theyâre burned alive in a scalding tank.â She shakes her head, entirely pleased. âAnd all that wolf got was a bullet.â Miho watches him in half-lidded pensiveness as she takes another drag, her eyes sunken and swollen all at once. She keeps looking at him even as she taps out her ashes, and he watches them fall like snow into the yellowed grass. âMust be hard for you,â she sighs. âKnowing Iâm going to die so quietly by a sweet little injection when all you want to do is gut me in the street. I bet you fantasize about it â I see it in your eyes.â Her voice is not that of antagonizing smugness; itâs a strange indifference that speaks of faint curiosity. Haru has thought of nothing else for so much of his life, but thinking the world was rid of Miho only to be sitting across from her years later â itâs violating beyond comprehension. He says, âThereâs no point in wasting my thoughts on you.â Though he does every day â heâs trying, at least. Miho gives a considering hum, a shrug in her mouth. âDonât know anything better you have to think about.â She looks him over, the breeze struggling through her matted hair. âYouâre not the type of person who trusts peace; thatâs just the calm before storm after storm.â She gazes at the tree line beyond the towering fence, squinting in the beating sunlight. The glare beats off the chrome in her wheelchair and sweat creases her frown lines. âPeace is such an empty promise. You wonât get anything as quick as a gun to the mouth if you trust it.â A hazy smirk twitches her lips. âYou walked into the scalding tank the moment you walked into your husbandâs arms.â She snorts, taking a pull and croaking through the smoke, âWell, more like he did.â A wave of heat clenches his muscles, hugging his lungs from all sides. âDonât you fucking talk about him.â âFine, sorry.â He reels when he should be adapted to her disturbing mood swings. Miho lifts her brows. âIâm not saying heâs a bad person â heâs good and thatâs why youâre wrong for him.â Haru wonât argue with that but he doesnât want to hear such words coming from the devil herself. Miho leans back, rolling her wrists on the armrests. Haru could slit those dark veins open so easily, so quickly. Miho says, âI think about him almost more than I do you. What kind of person could have a heart so hungry that theyâd rip themselves open, just for you?â She gives him a knowing look. âA good person. Just another little pig.â The acidic burn of nausea rolls up his throat because he canât do this, he just canât. But his whole reason for coming here was to protect Makoto, and that is the only way he can stay composed instead of collapsing to scream into the dirt. âBut anyway, to answer your initial question,â she says, âI donât know anything about a gang that used a scorpion as its figurehead. Iwatobiâs always had a system: Bloodhounds owned the outskirts, Rough Rabbit claimed the railways and the slums, Honeyblade had all the pussy in the city. Freebird was the blood of Iwatobi â veined every alleyway with floods of the best vice, and Diamond Back simply did whatever they wanted, but not too much of it. Theyâd rather have their hand in a little bit of everything than pool their fortune into girls or drugs.â His shoulders drop. âSo thereâs never been any others?â âNot with our level of influence, no.â Her voice tightens in gleeful depreciation. âThere were brief tries: the Bladefang bears, the Redback gators. All attempts were as pathetic as their names. The streets were painted in thug guts and they were quickly forgotten.â âBut no scorpion.â âNot from what I remember, no.â Her eyes crinkle in a smug squint. âAnd I know everything.â She takes a drag and hisses out the smoke through her teeth. âYou sound like you havenât even considered that this could be a new gang.â He shakes his head, at a hopeless loss. âThereâs no gangs in Iwatobi anymore. Nobody would be brave enough to try something like that after we all fell years ago.â She startles a laugh that makes him jump. âNo gangs in Iwatobi?â Her chuckle tapers off with pity. âOh, you broken little bird. There is no Iwatobi without gangs. We are our own world.â She tips her head, considering. âThis is actually the easiest time for a newcomer to rise to power now that all of you are out of the way.â In a last desperate attempt to find clarity, he says, âHave you ever heard of Hiyori Tono?â âNo and Iâd remember if I had.â She casts a glance at the prisonâs silhouette. âRemembering is all I do nowadays.â Remembering the thirst for blood, Haruâs sure. âHeâs a distant relative of Pietroâs. He just came to Iwatobi.â âThen heâd have nothing to do with any gang that isnât Diamond Back, dear. Even if he doesnât want it, his loyalty is only in being a viper; itâs in his blood no matter how âdistantâ he is.â She sucks the last pinch of the cigarette. âIf this new gang is threatening enough for you to ask me about it, Iâd advise that you get ready; doesnât seem like theyâre intimidated by the fall of the old gangs. Theyâve learned from your mistakes â possibly. Time will tell if theyâre in it for shortfall glory or if they were made for this life.â Heâs too defeated to say anything; he hopes that heâll be able to stand under the weight of devastation, but the heat has drained him. Makoto told him to be careful about getting hot when his iron is so low. Haru should have listened â he always should have listened. Mihoâs frown grows anxious but itâs merely her wearing the expression as a mask of learned behavior, just like all sociopaths do, but the worry in her voice is⌠confusing. âAre you afraid of the threat or what youâll have to do about it?â âIâm not doing anything about,â he snaps. âIâm done with all that, with â all of it.â She rolls her eyes in exasperation before sobering up. âYou wonât die,â she promises. âWhen the time comes, you will do what is necessary without hesitation.â He flinches when she cups his cheek, her thumb rasping over it. She smiles. âBecause I made you. Youâre my little wolf. You will die so sweetly with your husband and it will be everything you always dreamed of â when youâre old, when youâre sleeping.â âYou said he was a pig.â âMm, not with you,â she says. âNot when heâs got you like this.â His eyes widen as she leans closer, her whisper that of a motherâs fondness. âYou will die like a wolf. Iâll make sure of it.â
When he gets home that night, the dog rushes him as usual - Tango yips and scrambles up so fast that he trips on his three legs, but he snuggles up to Haruâs knee and he chuckles. He pats his ears before toeing off his shoes, balling up his jacket and tossing it in the direction of the coat rack because he is just too tired to unearth a fuck to give. He adjusts Makotoâs flannel tighter around his middle, hugging himself as he rounds the entry corridor. He follows the soft flush of gold lamplight to the living room and is greeted by a gentle surprise. Makoto sits on the floor with Namiko, her back to him as he frowns at the iPad screen. He squints behind his glasses. âNami-chan, howâd you even find this braiding tutorial? This is like, thirty minutes long.â She kicks her feet with an impatient huff. âPapa said I could watch somethinâ on his iPad and I heard Gou-chan talkinâ âbout how Daddy used to braid her hairs, so I want it too.â âHair, just hair.â Makoto snorts, a grin twitching his mouth as he weaves his fingers through the complicated twists in her white curls. âAnd what did Daddy say when you told him that you wanted him to braid your hair?â âHe cried. No, Nami baby, just come color my tattoos instead! He felled on the couch like a princess. Papa tried, though.â âAnd?â She puffs out her chest and scrunches up her face, hardening her voice. âNami, my hands are too big for this, you know Papa canât do these pretty things. Câmon, letâs play with your dollhouse. I think he likes dolls more than me. He likes my ponies mostest.â Makoto sings a laugh, eyes crinkling shut. Haru leans on the doorframe, tipping a dreamy sigh with affection all warm in his chest. Makoto pinches his tongue between his teeth and ties off her hair, saying, âWell, youâre lucky Iâm the braiding champion of Iwatobi. Iâve been doing Ranâs hair since she was little like you.â He flips the braid over her shoulder for her to see and she grabs at her hair with absolute stars in her eyes. âThat good enough?â âYes, yes!â She looks up at Haru and kicks her socked feet, pointing the end of her braid at him. âHi, Haru-chan! Look!â âI see,â he grins, padding over to them. Makoto smiles from the floor and squeezes Haruâs ankle in greeting before Haru bends down to peck his hair, cradling the back of his head. Namiko makes grabby hands for him and he props her on his hip with a grunt, knees wobbling before he braces them. âYou look very pretty.â Sheâs fit to burst into light, she beams so hard. Makoto leans back on his hands and one of the cats makes use of the open space in his lap, curling up as Makoto glances at the clock. âNamikoâs spending the night, so I think itâs time she goes to bed. Rin left her some pajamas in the bathroom.â âNo,â she groans, flopping onto Haruâs chest with every bit of Rinâs dramatics. Haru hides his smile in her hair and takes her to the bathroom, leaving her to change. When she comes out and he takes her hand to lead her to the guest bedroom, she tugs him to a stop. âWanna sleep with you.â She digs her toes, clad in footie pajamas, into the carpet. His brows crease, cradling her hand a bit firmer. âAre you scared?â She worries her lip messily, big eyes cast to the floor. âI like sleepinâ with Daddy. He comes 'n gets me out of bed when Papa goes to work so I sleep with him.â He frowns. âRin comes and gets you at 3 in the morning?â Haruâs brother is working a brutal shift right now. She blinks and replies with the matter-of-factness only a child possesses. âI donât know. Iâm 6. I canât read clocks.â Haru chuckles to himself and leads her to the master bedroom. âFine,â he sighs, picking her up since sheâs not tall enough to climb the mattress herself. âBut donât steal my blankets.â Namiko sticks her tongue out and snuggles under the covers, hugging Haruâs pillow to her, of course. Before he can leave, she perks up. âCan I play your phone?â âYou need to ââ âJust ten minutes! Itâll make me sleepy.â Haru gives her a flat look and she whines, âItâs Saturday, please-zuuh.â He rolls his eyes before tossing his cell at her. She catches it with a wicked gleam in her eye but pouts at his home screen. âYou donât have Tocaâs Hair Salon?â â⌠huh?â âItâs a game Papa keeps on his phone for me.â She wiggles back into the pillows with a huff. âI guess Iâll play Candy Crush.â âDonât beat my high score,â he says, and she smiles. Namiko never looks like her mother when she smiles, but Haru never saw Ookami happy much. He wanders back into the living room to plop in the floor with Makoto, resting against his side with a long sigh, trying to purge the dayâs tension out in a breath. Makoto nuzzles his cheek against the top of Haruâs hair, rubbing a comforting hand down his arm on the way to intertwine their fingers. Haruâs very heart gasps when their rings click together. âHow was work?â âIt was work,â Haru huffs, snuggling deeper into Makoto and hugging his arms around him. Haru closes his eyes as fingers play with his hair, ghosting across the back of his neck with pleasant shivers. âWhyâd Rin bring Namiko over here so late?â Makoto grimaces as he unwinds his hearing aid cord to rub the sore spot behind his ear. Haru pushes his hand away to rub it himself and Makotoâs shoulders drop with a hum, leaning into the sweet touch. He mumbles, âI offered, actually. Him and Sousuke needed to go out and have a break with everything going on. Sorry, I know youâre stressed out ââ âItâs fine.â Haru continues to caress the soreness, contentedness sinking over him in the safe quiet of their home. âItâs good to hold a kid every now and then; makes me feel better.â Makoto smiles, eyes tired but always shining for Haru. His voice hushes to a conspiring tone and Haru leans in because he loves nothing more than husband-gossip time. âRin seems really worried about that Mikoshiba girl.â âSeiâs sister? Why?â Makoto shrugs, tracing Haruâs hawk tattoo as he does every evening. âSheâs just really out there and you know how protective Rinâs been of Gou like â well, her whole life, but especially since she turned sixteen.â He straightens his right leg, adjusting his prosthetic with a wince. âGouâs spending the night with Ran tonight and Ran wouldnât lead her wrong but she also knows what itâs like to grow up kind of isolated like that.â Haru mulls it over, sneaking a hand under Makotoâs shirt to rub his back, the skin bumpy with rivers of scars. âMaybe itâll do some good.â âThatâd be nice,â Makoto chuckles. His smile stays even when his laughter fades and his eyes are already closed when Haru leans in, guiding Makotoâs jaw down to find his lips. At the touch of his mouth, Haru takes a slow, deep inhale through his nose, his pulse drumming like a song. Makoto catches his mouth again with a soft smack that sounds so intimate that Haruâs face flashes hot. He pecks the swell of Makotoâs lower lip once more before leaning back just enough for their noses to brush, his eyes dark and half-lidded. âYou still feel ââ He swallows, breathes, âSo good.â They close their eyes as their foreheads rest together, a smile curling Makotoâs whisper. âSome things never change.âÂ
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