#nah none of the girls are like the queen

[buttercuparry]

Crack? Do they smoke crack? Is that it?? 😂😂

I mean tumblr should really know better than to recommend me bullshit like these.

[norrisainz33]

Summer to Remember | MV33

☆ summary: in which Max surprises you during summer break 💍

☆ pairing: max verstappen x reader

☆ fc: none, pics from pinterest

☆ warnings: ever so slightly suggestive. you are responsible for the content you consume.

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yourusername made a post

liked by maxverstappen1, landonorris, redbullracing and 204,375 others

yourusername: strong first half of the season for my maxie! now its time to relax 🫶🏻🌊☀️

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user1: if you guys need another cat i can meow

user2: how he bagged such a baddie will always be beyond me

maxverstappen1: beach baby

yourusername: 🏝️🌊☀️

redbullracing: going to miss you for a couple weeks y/n!

yourusername: i’ll miss you too admin but dw ill dm you updates

redbullracing: 🫶🏻 my queen

user2: even the rbr admin is obsessed with her and honestly i get it

maxverstappen1 added to his private story

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danielricciardo: STAY CALM EVERYBODY STAY CALM YOU KNOW THE PROCEDURE

maxverstappen1: at least one of us is staying calm

danielricciardo: i’m so excited i could explode

landonorris: LETS GOOOOOOOOO

charlesleclerc: alex and i expect a call with updates directly after

maxverstappen1: don’t worry, i’m sure she’ll call alex before i’ve even finished asking her

martingarrix: ohhh it’s finally happening 🥹

yourusername made a post

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yourusername: i don’t think im ever going to leave this place 😫

view all 546 comments

oscarpiastri: lily will miss you too much if you don’t come home

yourusername: you make a good point

maxverstappen1: you don’t have to leave, i told you we could get a condo here

yourusername: ok mr solves all my problems

user3: making my partner take notes

user4: nah bc wtf where’s my man who just offers to buy me a second house

user5: i’m sleeping on the highway

bestie: if you need company i’d happily visit 😉

maxverstappen1 added to his private story

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landonorris: the suspense is killing me can’t you do it right now

maxverstappen1: patience lando!

danielricciardo: i have a countdown set on my phone. 23 hours, 6 minutes and 23 seconds left!

maxverstappen1: danny 😂

schecoperez: so excited for you mi amigo

maxverstappen1: 💙

maxverstappen1 added to his private story

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danielricciardo: SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

alexandrasaintmleux: she looks so beautiful in white 🤍

charlesleclerc: good luck mate

landonorris: facetime me in rn

oscarpiastri: lily and i are sending our best 🧡

georgerussell63: go get that girl 💙

maxverstappen1 made a post

liked by yourusername, danielricciardo, charlesleclerc, redbullracing, and 1,344,234 others

maxverstappen1: she said yes! y/n thank you for completing me, supporting me and loving me. i don’t think i ever truly knew what love was until you came along. i can’t wait to make you my wife 🤍

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user12: who is cutting onions

user14: not me sobbing over an instragram post

schecoperez: unbelievably happy for you both

landonorris: successfully did not spill the beans!

maxverstappen1: i know that was hard for you. thanks for keeping the secret and for helping me plan 😉

yourusername: i’ll always be your biggest fan. i love you to the moon and back my fiancé 💙

maxverstappen1: fiancé has a nice ring to it

danielricciardo: i love you both so much this is everything and more

yourusername: we love you more danny

danielricciardo: NOT POSSIBLE

maxverstappen1: couldn’t have done it without you mate

charlesleclerc: leo has agreed to be the ring bearer 💍

yourusername: that is the best news

user17: LEO IN THE WEDDNG?! STOPPPP

user18: this is going to be the wedding of the century

user19: seeing max happy makes me so happy

yourusername has made a post

liked by maxverstappen1, bestie, alexandrasaintmleux, redbullracing, and 454,789 others

yourusername: I AM GOING TO BE A WIFE!! the easiest yes i’ve ever said! I can’t even begin to explain how much i love you max, these past few years with you have been nothing short of a dream come true. i can’t wait to be your mrs. verstappen 🤍

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user22: i just fell to my knees in this walmart parking lot

maxverstappen1: i’ll love you to the end of time mrs. verstappen

yourusername: promise?

maxverstappen1: promise

georgerussell63: finally!!

charlesleclerc: i am so happy for you both - congratulations 💙

user16: this is my version of the royal wedding

alexandrasaintmleux: you are going to make the most beautiful bride 🫶🏻

yourusername: and you’re going to make the most beautiful maid of honor 🤍

user33: so true love does exist huh

redbullracing: is it too early to talk about making the next world champion

user24: AINT NO WAY LMFAO

user23: admin said get to work

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☆ a/n: hope you enjoyed!! likes and reblogs appreciated 🫶🏻

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© norrisainz33: please do not rewrite, translate, or copy any of my works posted here on to any other platform

[vanteguccir]

── ୨୧ !　PRADA FW25 | INSTAGRAM

matt sturniolo x prada!model!reader

SUMMARY: Where Y/N goes to the Prada FW25 show with the triplets and enjoy Milan with her boyfriend, Matt.

WARNING: None.

REQUESTED?: No.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: That is my work, I DON'T authorize any plagiarism, copy, or "inspiration"! | English isn't my first language, so I'm sorry if there's any grammar error.

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liked by sturniolofan1, matthew.sturniolo, ynfan72 and 1,528 others

people Supermodel Y/N L/N spotted today in Milan!

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username wait you're lying??? she's actually there???

username IS SHE GOING TO THE PRADA SHOW OMG PLS

username lmaoooooo i see you hiding in the likes matt

username it’s so cute that he's always following her activities 🥹🥹

username she's so freaking gorgeous how's that possible???

username PRADA GIRL IN MILAN?? SHES SO MOTHER RN

username nah bc how can someone look this good just walking???

username I so hope that she comes back to the runways on prada's next woman's show 😔

username I'm obsessed omg omg omg

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liked by lilamoss, matthew.sturniolo, sturniolo.triplets and 11,628 others

ynsinstagram milano, your queen is here 🇮🇹🤌🏻

tagged: matthew.sturniolo

view all 3,065 comments

username um so like you’re actually perfect

username ughhhhh milan is so beautiful 😭

→ username ikr?? I dream of going there someday

username my jaw dropped but I'm happy about it

matthew.sturniolo love the shirt

→ ynsinstagram really??? it's my face in there 🥺

⤷ matthew.sturniolo actually I was talking about MY face in there

⤷ username I LOVE THEM LMAO 😭😭

username NO WAY, IS THAT REALLY MATT????

→ username OBVIOUSLY ???? the guy follow his girl everywhere 😭

⤷ username it's so crazy to think that he's in Italy right now

username matt flew to MILAN for his girl?? boyfriend of the year award goes to him fr

username you're everything mama, I adore you etc etc, but also like... MATT IS IN MILAN?? AS IN MY CITY???

username THIS IS Y/N'S WORLD AND WE'RE JUST LIVING IN IT

christophersturniolo 🏰🤌🏻🥧😱

→ ynsinstagram I agree, king 🙌🏻

username are nick and chris also there?

→ username I don't think they're (?)

→ username probably... this week is gonna happen the prada FW25 show, maybe she's in Milan to go there? her being the face of prada and all

⤷ username this actually makes super sense

username where Y/N is, fashion is following 🙌🏻

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liked by sturniolo.triplets, ynsinstagram, prada and 8,528 others

matthew.sturniolo this is what happens when you date a supermodel, they make you look cool by association

tagged: ynsinstagram

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username damn god really out here choosing favorites

username he loves her your honour

username matt's milan era is just him third-wheeling Y/N and the camera

→ username FRRR!!! that girl looks amazing in every picture 😭😭

christophersturniolo bro really said I'm a prada boy now

→ ynsinstagram and he's slaying it 💅🏻

username sir, how does it feel to be living half of the world's dream?

→ matthew.sturniolo unreal

username nah bc prada matt is actually gonna break the internet rn

ynsinstagram you're cooler 🫵🏻🤍

→ matthew.sturniolo impossible

username this is the most unexpected collab but I'm OBSESSED

username HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN PRADA LIKE HELLO????

nicolassturniolo how do you pull a supermodel and still look like you can't spell milan?

→ matthew.sturniolo I think you mixed the triplet

⤷ christophersturniolo what's that supposed to mean???

username I'm SO sure that Y/N influenced matt 100% to buy prada stuff

username and now everyone say THANK YOU Y/N 🙏🏻

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liked by sturniolo.triplets, matthew.sturniolo, ynsinstagram and 6,279 others

gettyimages MILAN, ITALY - 19TH JANUARY. The Sturniolo's arrive at the Prada fashion show during Milan Menswear Fall/Winter 2025.

tagged: sturniolo.triplets

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username WHAT THE FUCK

username what do you mean they're aLL IN THAT PRADA SHOW???? am I dreaming?

username omg omg omg omg shut up right now this is EVERYTHING

username PRADA KINGS 🙏🏻🙏🏻

→ username Y/N being their prada queen 🙏🏻

username I'm so so proud of them 😭

username fuck matt is looking amazing in all black 🫦🫦

username WHERE’S Y/N??????

→ matthew.sturniolo that's a good question

⤷ username LMAO 😭 noticed by matt being ironic

username can't wait to see them in the front row

username weren't they in boston just yesterday? 😭😭 things happen so fast omg

username they're the moment guys ✋🏻✋🏻

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liked by matthew.sturniolo, bellahadid, kendalljenner and 17,279 others

ynsinstagram MILANO IS PRADA @/prada

tagged: prada

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username fashion princess is living the dream so happy for her 😭🙏🏻

username mommy- sorry... mommy- sorry... MOTHER

kendalljenner you are GLOWING 😍

→ ynsinstagram love you, ken 🤍

username THE FACE OF PRADA ARRIVES, EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME

prada prettiest

→ ynsinstagram 🖤

username she is literally making the streets of milan her runway rn

username stop, you're making me wish that she comes back to the runways 😭😭

matthew.sturniolo nah bc how does someone look THIS good just stepping out of a car?? unreal

nicolassturniolo stop drooling

username prada is lucky to even exist while Y/N is wearing it tbh

bellahadid it's giving movie from the 50s

→ ynsinstagram STOP I LOVE THIS

username icon of the century

username here, take my whole house if you want

username 💳💳💳

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liked by ynsinstagram, matthew.sturniolo and 3,528 others

prada Y/N L/N and the Sturniolo Triplets attend the Prada FW25 Menswear Show in Milan, at the Fondazione Prada's Deposito.

tagged: ynsinstagram, sturniolo.triplets

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username nick, chris, and matt are living every fan's dream rn just casually at PRADA with Y/N

→ username idk who I want to be tbh 😫

username ughh they look so powerful wtf

username the fact that prada is literally being carried by THEM rn 😫😫

username Y/N's outfit is literally what dreams are made of

→ username ikr??? so angel coded

username can we talk about how matt's whole outfit is lowkey giving runway vibes?? boyfriend is LEVELING UP

→ username and for that we say THANK YOU Y/N 🙌🏻

username Y/N's accessories alone probably cost more than my whole apartment but like... worth it 😃

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liked by rosiehw, matthew.sturniolo, haileybieber and 14,528 others

ynsinstagram cause i love to love, to love, to love you 🤍

tagged: matthew.sturniolo

view all 7,365 comments

matthew.sturniolo that guy's pretty handsome

→ ynsinstagram very :) and an amazing photographer too

⤷ matthew.sturniolo with a muse like you, I have no doubts

⤷ username PARENTS ARE FLIRTING ‼️

username MY ROMAN EMPIRE

username how can you both be so damn hot?!

username they're the IT couple

username the way she's casually flexing that matt does her cartier for her like we're not all crying rn 😭

username he's so boyfriend material fuck 😭

nicolassturniolo cool pics and all, but where's my invite to the pasta tho?

→ ynsinstagram as if you didn't obligated us to bring some for you

⤷ username LMAO 😭😭 this is so nick coded

username EVERYONE PAUSE

username I want what these bitches have ;(

username she's truly one of the most beautiful women i've ever seen 😭

username omg he was taking pics of her??

→ ynsinstagram yes 😁

→ matthew.sturniolo always!

⤷ username WTF- HIIIII

⤷ username YOU'RE BOTH SO CUTE STOP

username why am I crying in the club rn

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liked by ynsinstagram, nathandoe8, tarayummyy and 12,588 others

matthew.sturniolo pizza in italy just hits different

tagged: ynsinstagram

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username are yall breathing ok??

→ username no, actually going to the hospital rn

username bro went from youtube videos in sweatshirts to prada boy real quick

→ username AND I'M SO HERE FOR ITTTT

→ username don't you dare insult his sweatshirts 😔😔

nicolassturniolo matt driving in italy? 😱😱😱

→ matthew.sturniolo I can actually drive everywhere when I have a license, yk?

⤷ username clocked out 😭

username Y/N give me a chance pls pls pls

username fourth pic is peak boyfriendism 😭

username sooooooo dreamy omg I need this

username luckiest boy on the planet

→ ynsinstagram luckiest girl*

⤷ matthew.sturniolo nah, I win on that note, no one is luckier than me

⤷ username whipped

ynsinstagram 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

→ matthew.sturniolo 🍕🍕🍕🍕

⤷ username best conversation ever

username I NEED IT I NEED IT

username matt's prada era AND his soft boyfriend era at the same time???

→ username and we all say THANK YOU Y/N 🙌🏻🙌🏻

tarayummyy every time you post her, my heart grows three sizes ;((( stop being so perfect

→ username we love a supportive bestie 😔

ynsinstagram italy has my heart and so do you, mio amato 🤍

→ matthew.sturniolo I promise I'm keeping it safe here 🖤

⤷ username I'm gonna throw up- THIS IS SO CUTE SHUT THE FUCK UP

username Y/N taking a picture of matt taking a picture of her 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode seven :: OBSESSED.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔y/n’s fans are obsessed with heartbreak syndrome, and so is the entire grid. the entire grid.

fc – wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕i misspelled ‘hear’ for ‘heart’ in a tweet, sad music, shady behaviour, short one :( none.

y/n

♡ liked by theweeknd, lewishamilton and 10,482,583 others.

y/n beyond grateful 🥹🤍 truly can’t begin to express how thankful i am for you guys, thank u thank u thank u from the bottom of my heart for the support that you’ve shown for the album 🫂💐 it means a lot more than u will genuinely ever know and i’m so happy i get to celebrate highs this high with u !! once again, thank u for letting me share this part of my life with you and thank u for enjoying the sad bullshit i sang abt 💌 i love you. forever. this is ours. grateful for u, always my loves ⭐️🫧❣️

2,492,123 comments.

theweeknd deserved. truly 🖤

➜ y/n thank u for being a part of this 🖤

username NO ONE DESRVES THIS MORE THAN YOU MISS Y/L/N 🙏🏻

➜ y/n I LOVE U GUYS

arianagrande so happy n honoured i got to be a part of ur journey my angel <3 i’m so incredibly proud of u n i always will be y/n 🤍

➜ y/n 🫂🫀

username there’s something so y/n abt y/n naming charles and george as chal and princess on her phone

username carmen is so real for blasting film out

username “acting like a feral dog” CHARLES GETS MEEEEEE

username me 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾 charles 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾 george

username FILM OUT IS SO GOOD I LOVE CARMEN

username no bc what did y/n and abel actually put in that transition?? charles is onto something i fear

username “chal eclair” LMFAOAO

username WE’RE SO PROUD OF YOU Y/N 💐

lilymhe my girl ❤️ forever and always

➜ y/n love u.

y/l/nestate 🎊🎊🎊

landonorris so proud i can’t put it into words 🧡

➜ y/n MY SON IS PROUD OF ME Y’ALL 😭

pierregasly #1 FAN SINCE DAY ONE 🗣

➜ francisca.cgomes liar, that’s me actually

➜ y/n i love you both (kika more) to DEATH

➜ username HAKSKAKWK

➜ username LMFAOOOOO

➜ username pierre is so so so real

username WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH

➜ y/n I LOVE YOU MORE

➜ username we love you more

➜ y/n nah i love you more 😁

➜ username WE LOVE YOU MORE 👹

➜ y/n I LOVE YOU MORE 😡

➜ username 👹👹👹

➜ y/n RAWRRRRRR

➜ username what’s going on 😭

➜ username no clue 😭😭😭

username leave me lonely is on REPEAT

➜ username YOURE A DANGEROUS LOOOVE

➜ username BABY YOURE NO GOOD FOR ME DARLING

➜ username IF YOURE GONNA LOVE ME THEN LEAVE ME HANGING HERE

➜ username THEN ID RATHER YOU LEAVE. LEAVE ME LONNNELYYYYY

username MOTHER SAVED THE INDUSTRY PER USUAL ‼️

yukitsunoda0511 I LOVE YOU

➜ y/n I LOVE YOU MORE

honeymoon 💋

➜ y/n MOMMY

username QUEEN OF MUSICCCCCC 🗣

lewishamilton congrats to the stargirl 🥳🖤

➜ username ariana what are you doing here-

➜ y/n the real star is YOU sir lew 🙏

alexandrasaintmleux MY GIRL MY GIRL MY GIRL 🫶🏼

➜ y/n ALL YOURS BABY ALEXANDRA 😩

senastianvettel beautiful music, beautiful soul ❤️ congratulations y/n! i miss you a lot :)

➜ y/n i miss u too seb 🥲🖤

username y/n stan til i die 🫡🎖

➜ username 🫡

➜ username 🫡

lewishamilton #1 cinnamon girl fan 😮‍💨

➜ y/n i told you you’d love lana 🤭

➜ username y/n x xnda when

➜ username not him commenting twice

➜ username LEWIS IS A Y/N FAN?!?!

➜ username “i told you you’d love lana” bae when did u tell him that 😦

➜ username when did they even meet

➜ username italian gp def, she was at the mercedes garage for george

➜ username i like where this is going 🤭

➜ username me too 🤭

username SEBASTIAN IS ON Y/N’S SIDE?? OH M4X FUCKED UUUUPPP.

➜ username I KNOWWWWWWW

➜ username friendships were LOST huh

jensonbutton love love love the album 💕

➜ y/n omfg. i. well. THANK YOU. ILY??

➜ username jensonbutton she had a crush on when she was little

➜ y/n bLOCKED.

➜ username NOT U EXPOSING Y/N

➜ jensonbutton cutie lol

➜ y/n paSSING THE FUCK AWAY GOOD NIGHT.

➜ username LMFAOO

➜ username FOSKDNS

➜ username WHAT 😭😭😭

➜ username PLS

☆ IMESSAGE with ; BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

y/n: screaming vomiting crying rolling on the floor sliding against the walls scraping my knees snot bubbles in my nose literally can’t breathe

princess george: …

princess george: should i even ask 😐

chili!: j button called her a cutie and said he loved her album

chal eclair: she’s been freaking out abt it for the past half hour

my baby lando: shit i’d freak out too

alabono: bae he’s just a man ???

honey badger: ^^^^

y/n: NO HE’S NOT 😡

y/n: HE’S JENSON BUTTON 😩🤭

PIERRE GASLYYYY: she didn’t react like this when i told her i like her album 🤨

girlfriend kika: tbf ur not jenson button

babygirl alex: okay but she’s so real for that

chal eclair: ¿¿¿¿

chal eclair: since when-

chal eclair: okay.

yukino: i didn’t know y/n had a crush on jenson until her fans exposed her 😭

honey badger: LMFAO

honey badger: I WAS CACKLING I KNEW SHE WANTED TO DIE

y/n: wooOOOW

y/n: let’s laugh at y/n’s pain huh

wifey lily: well he called you cute

y/n: yeah 😍

angel carmen: all of you shut up

angel carmen: y/n.

y/n: yes ma’am 🫡

angel carmen: heartbreak syndrome tour when.

y/n: heheheheheheh

alabono: !!!!?!?!?!?????!?!!

chili!: HEHEHE????

babygirl alex: MISS GIRL.

girlfriend kika: don’t play w me rn

girlfriend kika: i’m already over sensitive from overplaying the heart wants what it wants

my baby lando: so so so real

y/n: something else is coming before tour 🤭

honey badger: spill w the quickness 🙏🏻

princess george: immediately

yukino: Y/N??????

my baby lando: MUM SAY SOMETHING

chili!: BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD

chal eclair: YOU CANT JUST DROP THAT INFORMATION AND DIP

wifey lily: PICK UP THE PHONE Y/NNNNN

chal eclair: LMFAO

chal eclair: carlos is chasing her with scissors threatening to make her bald if she doesn’t say anything 😭😭😭😭

my baby lando: LMFAOOOOO

princess george: 💀💀💀

alabono: cRYING

angel carmen: wait u traitors

angel carmen: you guys are together???

my baby lando: now wait fr.

chal eclair: uhm.

PIERRE GASLYYYY: charles answer the question 😁🔪

chal eclair: bye my pasta is burning

honey badger: cUNT COME BACK HERE

kellypiquet added to their story!

[ebsmind]

𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭 ❀ tom blyth x singer!reader

summary : just a little sneak peek of what y/n and tom’s relationship is like

warnings : none! this is straight up fluffy

a/n : i think im making this into a series?? like having everything with olivia rodrigo as a fc being related to a taylor swift song? im not sure but i listened to sweet nothing and i just HAD to write something about it 😼

tomblyth happiest of birthdays to the love of my life ❤️

tagged : @/ynuser

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ynuser you made my birthday 1000000% better 🫶🏼i love you so much

↳ tomblyth forever & always

user1 SHUT THE FUCK UP I CANNOT DO THIS TODAYYYYY

user2 mom and dad 🥺

user3 he’s so in love with her i need what they have

rachelzegler y’all he wrote a poem for her and she SOBBED

↳ ynuser PLSSSSS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL THE INTERNET THIS

user4 he wrote a POEM for her??? i cannot

user5 @/tomblyth you might as well go and propose now

↳ rachelzegler nah fr i’m waiting for the answer to this question

user6 rachel zegler confirmed as #1 y/n and tom shipper

user7 he’s so soft for her i’m gonna cry

ynuser added to their story!

ynuser bejeweled as f*ck for my birthday

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tomblyth woah that’s my girlfriend

❤️ by creator

rachelzegler HAPPY B DAY TO MY MOTHER

joshandresrivera happy birthday queen ✌🏼

↳ rachelzegler i made him say queen 😽

❤️ by creator

jennaortega happy birthday to the prettiest girl alive

baileybass happiest of birthdays to my bestie!!! 💗

hunterschafer happy birthday pretty girl!! 🫶🏻

ynuser birthday shenanigans (ft the poem)

tagged :@/tomblyth

tomblyth i slayed is what rachel would say

↳ ynuser slayed the house down houston i’m deceased 

user1 tom is so funny i can’t

user2 they’re so sweet to each other

user3 parents fr

rachelzegler hey i wrote her a very long paragraph for her birthday and i didn’t get posted ☹️

↳ ynuser sorry pookie let me post you rn

user4 thx for that pic of tom y/n im going to be stealing it now

↳ ynuser 😉

[thisismeracing]

Super shy | MS47

SOCIAL MEDIA AU

― Pairing: Mick Schumacher x plus size!reader (she/her) ― Warnings: mentions of food, shy!reader, and tooth-rotting fluff. ― Summary: The one where your boyfriend is your biggest fan to the point of turning his account into a fan account or something of the sort. Or, Mick and Yn's relationship through the years. ― A/n: none of the pictures used are mine, they are all from Pinterest and other apps, but the work is and I do not allow it to be published on a different platform. I would appreciate it if those things could be taken into consideration 💛

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2020

ynusername

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ynusername what a beautiful season! super proud of my blondie :)

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mickschumacher thank you for being by my side through it all! I love you, pretty ❤️

user2 Yn you're amazing, but coffee with ice and milk is a crime!

collegefriend congrats, mick, the whole class was rooting for you!! 🥳

⤷ collegefriend2 the whole class: our friend group that happens to have seven people in it lol

jackdoohan send me the pics you took 🙏🏻🙏🏻

mickschumacher

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mickschumacher Yes, we decided to adopt! Meet Angie Yln-Schumacher 🐶❤️

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jackdoohan omg you two look like a fifty years old couple sometimes 🥸

⤷ mickschumacher that sounds so single of you, I might have to ignore 🤨

ginaschumacher omg bring her to the ranch asap!!!!!! (also, you look perfect on this set, yn!!! ❤️❤️❤️)

⤷ ynusername love you, G 💖

user05 can Yn please share her skin care routine with us? home girl is glowing!!!

ynsfriend the shirt omg hahahaha I love you guys sm

username1 Angie is so cute!!

ynusername 🩷🩷🩷

2021

ynusername

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ynusername went vroom vroom this weekend 💙

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user03 I am so ready for the paddock pics aaaa

mickschumacher love you, pretty!

⤷ ynusername love you more, blondie <3

oconzinho31 omg so this is his gf?? She’s stunning!!!!

mickschumacher

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mickschumacher had a great week ❤️

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estebanocon it was nice catching up with you guys

⤷ ferrarifanatic he says as if they weren't together every weekend lol

⤷ schumashoes nah but they were gossiping I'm sure, during the weekend the focus is racing

ynusername 💞💞

lancestroll 🥂🥂

charlesleclown I wanted to be Yn sm. Can you imagine being this pretty and also dating Mick Schumacher?!

2022

ynusername

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ynusername 💛 a little throwback time to Angie a year ago

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ginaschumacher omg I'm so used to seeing Angie that I didn't notice she lost her puppy face

lilymhe 🤍🤍🤍

1directionpaddock all of her dumps are so aesthetic, I'm in love

yukilover Yn you should show your face more, you're so pretty 💘

mickschumacher my princess and my queen ❤️

⤷ ynusername yeah, Angie is our little queen 💗

⤷ mickschumacher you're my queen, silly 😜

mickschumacher

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mickschumacher week's dump

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lancestroll where am I? 🤨

⤷ estebanocon you were gossiping with Yn and Albon

⤷ ynusername as if you weren't gossiping in the last pic huh

⤷ strollingaround LMAO get them, queen!

hamiltontouch can someone make a fan account for Yn clothes? I need all of her sets, they're too perfect!!

lewishamilton ❤️❤️

rbrvettel can we keep seb forever please? :(

ynusername

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ynusername It's the most beautiful time of the year 💚❤️🤍

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ginaschumacher one more xmas together 🥰

mercmick I WANNA LIVE ON THIS DUMP!

jackdoohan 💚

mickschumacher every time is the most beautiful time of the year as long as I'm with you

⤷ ynusername you're so cheesy

⤷ mickschumacher just for you 😚

monzasainz I wanna cry they're so cute

2023

mickschumacher

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mickschumacher month dump: sza concert, we adopted a sister for Angie, and we're moving to a bigger place 🤍

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estebanocon now you're a father of two

interlagoshamilton Mick account is actually a fan account for Yn I said what I said 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️

⤷ tauritsunoda and you’re right, bestie!

happyricciardo I wanna be loved the way Yn is, get flowers, and praises, and have a man obsessed with me the way Mick is with her *crying in single*

hammert1m3 THEY'RE MOVING TO A BIGGER PLACE CUZ NOW THEY HAVE TWO DOGS, AND DKGJDKHJD OMG IM SO HAPPY BUT IM CRYING

ynusername I love you forever, blondie 💗 here to many more years together

⤷ mickschumacher I love you the most, Schatzi

lilymhe 🤎🤎 ily guys!

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I love literally EVERYTHING you put out. Would you ever write something of Lando celebrating her birthday every year even when they aren’t together. Like maybe he gets her favorite dessert even though they aren’t together and it’s a way of celebrating her even if he believes she hates him or something like that… if not, don’t worry I love anything you put out

Thank you so much for your request! It was a pleasure writing this, and I hope you enjoy it. Not too long, but I hope it hits the mark!

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smoke & sparkles

Lando Norris x Amelie Dayman

Summary: Lando finds himself in a familiar yet empty-feeling restaurant, haunted by memories of what once was. As he waits for his order, a casual scroll through his phone leads to an unexpected gut punch—Amelie, celebrating her 21st birthday in Vegas, radiant and carefree.

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Warnings: none

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September 25th, 2022 - Monte Carlo, Monaco

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ameliedayman: no more fake ID's

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victoriadayman: My baby is 21!! Officially an adult, but still my little girl. ❤️😭 → ameliedayman: @victoriadayman Love you, mamá! Thank you for everything. 💖✨

ameliefan99: Amelie’s 21st in Vegas??? Oh, this is about to be ICONIC. 🔥🍾 → funtimes22: @ameliefan99 She better have partied like there’s no tomorrow. 😭✨

madisonbeer: 21 looks GOOD on you, bestie 😘🔥 → ameliedayman: @madisonbeer u taught me well queen 💅💖

bdaybabe07: Nah, Amelie turning 21 in Vegas is the most Amelie thing ever. 😂🔥

oliviarodrigo: Just woke up and saw my camera roll. Holy. Shit. → gracieabrams: @oliviarodrigo same... do we call or just pretend we never saw it 💀

partyqueen44: The way I just know this trip was absolute chaos. 😭🍸 → ameliebestie22: @partyqueen44 She probably doesn’t even remember half of it. 💀🔥

elysiadayman: Jack and I had a bet on when you’d blackout… I won 😌 → ameliedayman: @elysiadayman I feel so betrayed rn 💔

hatersgonnahate99: Of course she had to be extra with it. 🙄

tatemcrae: U survived Vegas??? I’m impressed. 😭🎲 → ameliedayman: @tatemcrae barely, bestie… barely 😵‍💫💀

stelladayman: Can’t believe I had to supervise a grown adult last night 🙄 → ameliedayman: @stelladayman pls ur job is literally “big sister” shhh 🤫💖

hatersgonnahate44: Why is she always in the messiest situations? 😒

joshrichards: This weekend was straight out of The Hangover. Someone check if we lost a friend. 😳 → ameliedayman: @joshrichards I think we left Anthony at a blackjack table… oops? 😬

ameliefan21: VEGAS BDAY ERAAAA 🔥🎲 our girl really did 21 right 😩✨

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The restaurant smelled the same.

Warm, buttery air, a faint trace of garlic, the comforting scent of something simmering slow and rich in the kitchen. Lando stood near the counter, hands tucked into the pockets of his hoodie, bouncing on the balls of his feet as he waited for his order.

He hadn't been here in months.

It used to be their spot. The place they’d come to after long days, ordering too much food, stealing bites from each other’s plates, talking until the staff started wiping down tables and turning chairs upside down. Amelie had always insisted this place had the best pasta in Monaco, and she’d mock-gasp whenever he disagreed, swearing she could never forgive such a betrayal.

He had brought other people here since then—teammates, a date or two—but it never felt quite the same.

The waiter called his name, and he nodded, signaling that he’d be there in a second. He pulled out his phone, mindlessly scrolling as he waited. It wasn’t until he saw a familiar username on his screen that he stopped.

George Russel.

Lando clicked on his close friends' story. The video started with loud music, neon lights flashing in a dimly lit club. Bottles on the table, people dancing, laughing. And then the camera panned, and his stomach twisted.

Amelie.

She was in the center of it all, wearing a sparkly dress, a drink in her hand, smiling so brightly it was almost blinding. Someone was cheering her on as she took a shot, then another. The caption read:

21 and dangerous 🍾🥂

Lando stared at the screen, his chest tightening.

Her birthday.

Fuck.

It hit him like a slap to the face. He knew her birthday—of course, he did. September 25th. It had been burned into his brain since the first time she ever mentioned it, years ago. But he had forgotten. Completely.

And that wasn’t even the worst part.

The worst part was that she had always talked about this day like it was the biggest milestone of her life.

"When I turn 21, I’m going to Vegas," she used to say, eyes alight with excitement. "And I’m going all out. No holding back. I want the full experience—VIP tables, champagne, the whole fucking thing."

Lando used to tease her about it. "You? Partying in Vegas? You’ll get drunk off one cocktail and call it a night."

She’d always scoff. "Shut up, Norris. You wish you could keep up with me."

She had planned this moment for years, and now it was happening. Without him.

He watched the story again, his thumb hovering over the screen like if he looked hard enough, he could somehow teleport himself there, slip into the crowd, laugh with her like nothing had changed. But it had changed.

She wasn’t his anymore.

Was she ever?

His chest felt uncomfortably tight as he swiped through more stories. Charles also was there. Alex. A few of Amelie’s industry friends. Everyone he used to know, people he still talked to—except her. She was a world away, and he wasn’t even a footnote in her celebration.

She probably thought he didn’t care.

Maybe she even hated him.

The thought made his stomach twist in a way he hated.

—Sir?—

Lando blinked, snapping back to reality. The waiter was looking at him expectantly, holding a bag of food.

—Right. Sorry.—

He reached for the bag, hesitating for a moment before his eyes flickered to the dessert section on the menu behind the counter.

—Actually... can I add something?—

—Of course. What would you like?—

Lando tapped his fingers against the counter, then sighed.

—A slice of the tiramisu.—

The waiter nodded and disappeared into the kitchen. Lando exhaled, raking a hand through his curls.

It was her favorite.

Every single time they came here, she’d order it, even if she was too full to eat more. "Dessert doesn’t go to your stomach, it goes to your heart," she used to say, grinning at him before stealing his spoon.

He didn’t know why he was doing this. She wasn’t here. She wasn’t going to eat it. Hell, she wouldn’t even know about it.

But maybe... maybe this was his way of celebrating her. Quietly. From a distance.

A small, bittersweet tribute to what they used to be.

He grabbed the bag when it was ready and left, the streets of Monaco quiet around him as he drove home. The night air was crisp, the city lights reflecting off the water. Normally, he loved this time of night—the stillness, the quiet.

Tonight, it just felt lonely.

When he got home, he set the bag on the counter, took out the tiramisu, and stared at it for a long moment.

Then, with a sigh, he grabbed a spoon and took a bite.

"Happy birthday, Ames," he thought.

Even if she never heard it.

[jinwoosbabyboo]

I want to ask why you chose Aaron Warner, Christian Harper, and Rhys Larsen as a good comparison to Sylus? I want an essay!! I LOVE Aaron Warner but honestly haven't yet read the twisted series. Also, I don't mind spoilers so... excited to see what you come up with!

You want an essay??? Please 🙄 ….. No problem lets get it 😘

bear with me I read the twisted series over a year ago

‼️SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS‼️

Aaron Warner [Shatter Me Series ~ Tahereh Mafi] - This 5'9" golden haired military assassin with a heart of STONE. Yea you thought I was gonna say heart of gold huh? Nah this boy was trained to be a killer from birth. However when it comes to Juliette/Ella she is quite literally the only thing he cares about and is also the only girl he's ever loved.

He will quite literally sacrifice the world if it means she will be okay. His memory was erased multiple times, but he fell in love with her every. single. time. If it's for Juliette/Ella he's a goner because she is his only weakness in the world. He wants to love her and be loved by her and only her unconditionally.

“The reason why he had to keep wiping their memories was because it didn’t matter how many times he reset the story or remade the introductions— Aaron always fell in love with her. Every time.”

Christian Harper [Twisted Lies ~ Ana Huang] - Now this man stalked his girl for I think 5 years before making himself known. He's a billionaire who runs a security/tech company and he can hack into anything. He's a modern day genius obsessed with this girl Stella. They finally met in person when she moved into one of his apartment buildings with her friend Jules. He really slipped into her life though when Jules moved out and she couldn't afford the rent. He made a deal with her by letting her stay for a lower price and these were high end apartments (At least like 80% off the listing price). He also happened to live just one floor above her. The deal was she would take care of his plants in exchange for the low cost. He claims he isn't a jealous man yet he's jealous of every person she smiles at, every laugh that he didn't cause, etc he's completely and utterly obsessed with her from page one.

He will do literally anything for her including pretending the be her man for her social media platforms oh yea she's an influencer/model. Stella also likes being tied up and Christian happily obliged to tying her up ON A YACHT and was a real pussy pleaser. He supported her in her fashion designer endeavor and married her ass and IMMEDIATELY put a baby in her.

Oh one more thing Stella got kidnapped while her and Christian were fighting (this man was SICK) he sent a Code Black Out to all his agents in the area to find her and code black out if for extreme emergencies. Let’s just say her kidnapper is having a nice nap. A permanent nap. (Reminds you of a certain someone who turned MCs kidnapper into fucking black and red mist huh?)

Rhys Larsen [Twisted Games ~ Ana Huang] - Forget Prince Charming give me Mr. Scarred Knight Rhys Larsen 😮‍💨. He's ex-military and works as a bodyguard now (He works for none other than Christian Harper & they're in a sense friends) This man and his girl Princess Bridget who is a literal Princess. He was her bodyguard and she was forced to step up and become Queen because her brother married a commoner so he couldn't become king and Eldorra (their country) needed a ruler.

She basically starts acting up and Rhys is like girl wtf is going on?! She ends up wanting to do everything on her bucket list before becoming Queen so Rhys takes her to Costa Rica to do it. They fall for each other but it's a forbidden love so they can't really be together because she's royalty and he's a commoner. He fell in love despite him telling her he doesn't get involved with his clients. Him and Bridget were blackmailed by someone close to her which caused him to be terminated as her bodyguard. This man never drank in his life, but the minute he had to let Bridget go he drank himself stupid.

He was down bad for her (and so was she). They went through hell trying to get a centuries old law overturned so he could marry her. He didn't care about the fame or the royal title he just wanted to be with her. This man broke every single one of his rules that he'd set for himself for her. He never really opened up about his scars to anyone, but her (and I think Christian).

He's rough around the edges and can be a dom daddy made her stir down to her heels and said "Crawl to me" (SCREAMING WHINING AND RUNNING AROUND THE ROOM) He's also VERY possessive I quote...

"From this point on you're mine. No other man touches you. If they do I know seventy-nine ways to kill a man and I can make seventy of the look like and accident. Understand?"

I hope after reading all that you can see the similarities that I see. He's not dark romance he's just romance sunshine x grumpy basically.

I say all that to say this....

Sylus is morally gray like these characters above and he has a soft spot for MC (& the twins) he'll do anything for her and protect her at all costs. He's been through hell and may be a high functioning sociopath due to that trauma, but he still has a heart and is selective with who he's vulnerable with. He's not out here murdering people because they looked at MC. He knows his girl fine as hell, but he gets to touch while they hopelessly gaze.

[ninjapotatohead]

Lol, Sheeptits McGee is just as good as Sally Sheeples. XD I've only nicknamed her that due to as to who the former Archie writers are clearly trying to emulate with her bossy to short-sighted dipshittery. But you, nah you just go for the jugular because of her big boobs. Respect B)

Yeah, throughout all the social media posts and tangents defending (read: "white-knighting") her that all sound like the insane ramblings of a madman, the only consistent thread connecting them all is that they tend to be from Rule 34 artists/creators and other NSFW accounts praising her for - what else? - her prominent bust size and tyrannical bitchiness.

And, I've said this before, but it bears repeating, they always bemoan her detractors with some variation of "... But we NEEEEED more bitchy queens because Sonic's NEVER done rude characters before, and we've NEVER gotten a character like dommy-mommy sheep girl before!"

... y'know, if we ignore that

A) Silver had his backbone completely removed, even though he himself was, in fact, kind of an asshole in the games.

and B) Wave is literally RIGHT THERE!

And I always bring her up specifically because she's literally Lanolin's character archetype but significantly better-written. Not only is she just as rude and catty as Lanolin (supposedly) is, but Wave at least has the competence and years of experience to back it up. Wave doesn't just talk the talk, she's more than capable of walking the walk; she's every bit as intelligent as she claims.

Also helps that Wave is... y'know, a rival character? She serves as the foil for Tails (as do the rest of the Babylon Rogues for the other two members of Team Sonic). Even despite this (as @beevean pointed out previously), it's still believable that her and the other two rogues are still friends, or at least have some degree of mutual respect for the other.

Sheep-Tits McGee, on the other hand, doesn't even have that going for her. She's little more than a rookie who was put into a leadership position (that she did nothing to earn) and does little more than bully literal war veterans into submission just to feel better about herself.

It's even funnier when you consider that the Eggperial City arc has shown multiple times that the conflict resolves itself when the others DON'T follow her orders, because all she does is make matters worse.

Of course, none of that matters because her more ardent fans defend her and ignore any and all criticism of her. They just think her YouTuber Apology™ is enough to absolve her for no other reason than...

Which, unsurprisingly, has earned her the moniker I continue to give her.

[rise-my-angel]

the discourse on jace and baela being the oh so perfect targ power couple that never was because mean little alicent and her brood were evil little usurpers is even funnier when you take into account that baela begged jace to marry her and he was like 'nah' and used the war as an excuse to turn her down lmaooooooo. the hot takes on these two being some beautifully in love power couple is headcanon lol

Making Baela bethroed to Jace and Rhaena to Luke was a PLOY to refuse the girls their birthright by way of making them marry the bastards trying to usurp it from them. That isn't giving them power, thats marrying them in a manner that denies what they are entitled to by blood.

The idea too that Jace would be the best of them as King, comes from no proof. We see none of that. Jace lies and allows his mother to take control of the situation with Aemond who was the victim who got mutilated. Jace did not protest the Driftmark debate when by marrying Baela it would force her right away from her. We see him what? Do things for his mothers side of the war she starts?

Is that a good King? A son who lets his vindictive mother dictate what he should be doing and why? Maybe he would be a good King, maybe he would be like the dozens of Kings before and after him that are not good and treat their wives like objects to birth sons and have little value of her life or agency beyond that.

Some of the best Targaryean Kings were still bad men especially when it came to women. People say that Viserys was a good King and loved his wife, well that didn't stop him from having her own midwives hold her down as she screamed in terror nor for him to butcher her like cattle all for the sake of a son that didn't even survive.

People say Viserys loved Aemma despite murdering her in a fashion that was akin to terrifying torture. What hope does it give me that his grandson wouldn't turn into that, should Baela find the same struggle in fertility issues?

Pretending they are some power couple when most Targaryean marriages prove to still abuse and neglect the women in the situation, when we know NOTHING about what their actual relationship is like or how they really even feel about the other, is just pure headcanon.

I have been given no reason to think Jace would treat her well. Maybe he would, but we and team black don't know that. We know nothing about him really, or her, or their feelings on their bethrothal.

Pretending they would be some power couple is based on hopes and dreams. Rhaenyra thought she and Daemon would be a power couple. Someone ask her how well that one's going. Or how well that marriage ends too.

They might be good together, but NO ONE around Jace as he grew up were good enough role models to give him someone to learn from to be a better husband then literally every other man in his family was to their wives. Jace's upbringing literally tells me he is more likely to mistreat Baela if she was his Queen Consort.

No one around him has treated Baela with respect the way she deseverves, why would he start out of nowhere now?

[moralesluvr]

can you do earth 42!miles x reader where reader owns a small business and he shows constant support and always promotes her business?🩷

earth42!miles morales ft. his small business owning gf!

♡ pairings & aus: miles morales x fem!black!reader, aged up au for plot. ♡ warnings: none! ♡ summary: miles comes out to one of your pop-ups to support you <3 ♡ a/n: thank you anon for your request <3 ♡ got a request? | masterlist ♡

NEW YORK'S SUMMER AIR blew past you in a warm wave, the sweltering heat causing you to bend down behind your stand, propping your cooler open as your hands wrapped around a bottle of water. It was so hot that you bit the top off your cool beverage in attempt to drink it as fast as you can, lips wrapping around the opening as you gulped it down quickly.

"Y'know I could've brought you sum' cool to drink, right?"

You turned around to see your boyfriend, who walked underneath your tent, making his way to you as he opened his arms for you to embrace yourself in. You did so with glee, pressing up to your tip toes as you kissed his cheek, "What are you doing here? I thought you had to work!"

"Nah," he shook his head, walking around to your table out front as he picked up various items that you had for sale, "Not today, wanted t'see my girl come make her bank."

A smile found your lips as Miles continued to curiously look around your set up. It was a place where business owners could set up and advertise, so lots of people were setting up shop in the grass as people shopped around.

Your small business had kicked off just a couple months ago, but Miles was there every step of the way. You sold various items-- candles, lip gloss, perfume, body butter-- and accessories for your fellow black girls. Although he didn't really need what you were selling, Miles always helped you find new scents or flavors for your things, and he would always let you try them out on him, despite the level of embarrassment he carried with him after the fact.

Last time, you had convinced Miles to let you try out your lashes and new lip gloss on him, which resulted in him clawing the lashes off, claiming that they itched too bad and he 'couldn't even blink.'

He's just a drama queen.

As Miles walked around picking up things, you saw three black girls come in, who looked about your age, maybe younger. They eagerly picked up your items on display as you welcomed them in with bright smiles. One of the girls picked up two candles and some colorful edge brushes, waltzing up to the counter as her friends continued to browse.

You eyed your boyfriend, realizing that he was showing them around and giving them little insights on your product. It melted your heart, eyes still fixated on him as you rang the girl in front of you up. As she handed you her card, she asked you, "Is that your man?"

"Sure is." You gleamed proudly, "He likes t'pop in sometimes and help me out."

The girl watched you intensively as you transferred her items into a cute bright pink bag with your logo on it, a bag that your boyfriend had helped you design one Saturday night when you were sleeping over at his place.

"I wish somebody loved me like that," She murmured, smiling as you handed her the bag and her credit card, "Keep him, girl, 'cause you ain't gon' find nobody else that'll do that for you."

You both giggled at her statement, though nothing but truth was laced in it. You bid her a farewell as she walked out, her girlfriends still shopping around for some items. Your boyfriend departed from them and slid behind the counter, leaning on it as she sighed.

"Girl, I've been workin' so hard tryna find them what they lookin' for. It really is a struggle."

"Ew, you're so gross." You pushed him as he laughed at his impression of you when you're working. Miles grabbed your hand and squeezed it, a smile etched on his face as he spoke, "I'm so proud'a you, mami. You knew all this was gon' be a lil' challenging, but look where you at. That's my girl." He encouraged, giving you a sweet kiss on your cheek.

"I love you," you smiled as you felt Miles pepper more loving kisses on your cheek, holding your waist close to him as you arched your back in his embrace, squealing at him.

Your playful bantering came to a stop with the two remaining women in your shop placed their items on the counter. You greeted them and rung them up, your lover behind you watching closely. You quickly bagged their items and thanked them for supporting you, and they left you a gracious tip as they walked out. You held up the bill, "Big ballin'."

"Damn right." Miles laughed, high fiving you as he held onto your hand, looking around before whispering,

"Let's dip and go get lunch."

You eyed your shop before giving him a raised eyebrow, "What if someone comes by? Or steals?"

He rolled his eyes at you, grabbing his car keys from the table as he wrapped his arms around your waist, closing the tent and walking to his car.

"Then I'll beat their ass. Now, let's go eat."

𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 ☻ thank you for reading!

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[enbysiriusblack]

queen - saintcurse (mary x pandora) pls 😞

"Um", Mary walked up to Pandora. The girl had stacks of books precariously placed on her small desk. Pieces of parchment filled with messy scribbles littered the floor around her.

Pandora glanced up, "Hi?"

Mary took a seat at the desk next to Pandora and frowned, "What are you doing?"

"I'm researching ancient magic. Well, right now, I'm specifically focused on ancient Greek wizard's use of magic."

Mary scrunched up her nose, "What class is that for?"

"None", Pandora shrugged, "My own interest."

Mary grabbed a book, flicking through the pages, "What language is this?"

Pandora smiled, "Ancient Greek."

"Oh", Mary hummed, shuffling her seat forwards a bit, "Well I've been looking for you."

Pandora glanced back over to her, "I've been here since breakfast."

"Right", Mary smiled, "So do you want to take a break?"

"Not particularly."

Mary sighed, "But I just finished making this dress for you to wear tonight."

"What's tonight?" Pandora asked.

"Well, if Gryffindor wins the match against Hufflepuff then we're throwing a big party."

"And if they don't win?"

"Then we'll still throw a party. Sirius will want to try to cheer up James, so he'll make everyone continue on with the party anyway."

"So you made a dress for me to wear to this party?"

"Yes!" Mary smiled, "And, I was wondering if you'd like to go with me?"

"Oh", Pandora shut the book she currently had open, "Yeah, of course."

"Great!" Mary held her hand out.

Pandora took it quickly, and let Mary lead her out the library.

Mary glanced back to Pandora's messy desk, "Wait, do you not need to put all your stuff away?"

"Nah", Pandora smiled, "Madame Pince knows I'll go back to it tomorrow so she won't mind."

Mary beamed at Pandora, "You're wonderful."

[fortunatelyannoyingcrown]

Rice Stans and their delusions about their fave: A deep dive

It's not a rare occurrence these days to see Rhysand's stans post videos trying to garner sympathy for their(vile) fave.Now that the tide is kinda turning, with Rhysand facing scrutiny for his horrible crimes(about time), some of his delusional, pick me cult members have taken to social media to talk about "oh how their heart hurts to see people hate Rhys so much", or "oh how do these hateful antis not see how much he has sacrificed for his people" etc etc.

Is the "sacrifice" in the room with us?What did he sacrifice sweetheart?Did he have to lose his sentries every single day, one by one, because an evil bigoted queen was after him personally?Oh wait...that was Tamlin actually, not your fave.Did he gets sexually assaulted multiple times because he went to do the bidding of someone who locked him up?Oh wait...that was actually Nesta being SAd by the Kelpie, after agreeing to do what Rice asked her to do.Did he lose his childhood, getting abused by his family on th e regular?Nah that was actually Tamlin and Nesta...

In short, no, baby girl, your precious Riceplant, did not actually sacrifice anything.What he really did, was throw himself at Amarantha for access to power and when he realised, she infact was a sadistic bitch and they were screwed, he decided to protect a city...that was already protected and hidden from the outside world that no one actually knew existed?Is this the sacrifice you're talking about Rice Stans?Or the part where, he kept his IC hidden, when lol, literally none of the outside world knew they even existed and Amaranth couldn't give one single fuck about Rhysand, it's funny he thought she would care to hunt them down at all.Amarantha modelled UTM after Rhysand's own court, so kindly stfu with y'alls BS this man sacrificed anything🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

Listen Rice stans, I'll let you in on a some facts .Rice is nothing but a sadistic, opportunistic, insecure, manipulative asshole.End of story.That he SAd the FMC of the series, physically assaulted her, harasses her sister and threatens to kill her, abused Tamlin on the regular, committed horrific crimes on behalf of Amarantha are nothing but the acts of a villain.He did not sacrifice anything, he did not lose anything at all.He did not get raped.His manipulation is so extreme that y'all act like fuckinh pick mes for this loser, harrassing actual women in the series who've been nearly raped because of him(Nesta).Y'all dare to harass a 22 year old woman and call her and "abuser" when y'all Stan an actual rapist.Y'all dare to call Tamlin an abuser when you Stan someone who's been way more abusive than Tamlin has ever been.Y'all dare villainize other characters to try and make a POS like Rice look good(I say try, because y'all's arguments look weak every time you try to do it)

I mean, it's not even an uncommon thing, because we know so many women who harrass other women for a guy.These women falling over themselves for someone as vile as Rhysand tells me all I need to know about who they are as people.Gross pick mes who'll throw any woman under the bus, the second a man shows them attention.

Rice deserves to know what really pain is.The pain he's caused to other people.The pain he's caused Nesta, Tamlin, Lucien, the Illyrian women, the SC citizens.I used to want redemption for even the most rotten characters in existence.But now, I'm like even Amarantha deserves happiness more than Rhysand. There's nothing Rhysand can do that will make him deserving of happiness again.Of course SJM rides Rice's dick just as well as his stans so naturally, we'll be forced to see him get his HEA.Doesnt mean any of it was deserved.Not even close.

I hope one day the NC raises a rebellion against him.I hope he loses everything he stole from other people.I hope he loses the happiness he stole from them.I hope he loses everything and becomes a shell of a man, even worse than what Tamlin went through because of him.I hope Nesta kicks his ass like he's afraid he will.I hope the Illyrians join SC to support Tamlin, like he fears they will

In short, I wish a fate worse than hell on Rhysand.Oh, and this applies to his bitch of a mate too.Another pick me who's a spineless c*nt who lets her relatives get abused by her husband and commits acts of war herself.Fuck them🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

[dantakeyoman]

𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒 | 𝐣. 𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞

♡ 𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

♡ *𝒐𝒉, (𝒚/𝒏)? 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕, 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒏𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏, 𝒕𝒐𝒐. 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒉𝒆𝒓. …𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉. *

♡ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬, 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐲, 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐬, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐱, 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐞, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.

♡ * 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒚 - 𝒑𝒐𝒗: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔 *

𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄

"You guys really are hungry, huh?" Dallas smirked, watching the three of you scarf down your sandwiches with an amused look.

Dally took the three of you to a local Dairy Queen, his treat, and he was sure that none of you had come up for air since he handed over the food.

"The kid you killed had plenty of friends," Dallas turned to you, who was sitting in the passenger, "It's all over town...Soc against Grease. I started carrying a heater, man."

"Dal, you kill people with heaters," Pony chimed, mouth full.

Dally pulled out the gun, opening the chamber to show it was empty, "Don't worry, it ain't loaded."

"Hey, mister! You have 15 cents?" A little girl loudly asked, seemingly coming out of nowhere.

Dally nearly jumped out his shoes and scrambled to hide the weapon.

"Nah, we don't have nothin' on us. Sorry," you quickly covered, shifting in your seat to shield Dallas.

"Are you sure?" She pressed.

"Could you please go away. We're busy here," Dally ordered, throwing on some shades.

"Do you have a dime?"

"Could you go away?"

"Do you have a dime?"

"Go away! Get outta here!"

The girl's face fell, but she nodded and walked off.

Dally took a deep breath of relief, taking off the shades and turning to make sure she was really gone.

"Whew, that was a close call," he muttered, now checking all around him to make sure no one else was listening in, "Anyway, Tim Shepard's gang and our outfit are havin' it out with the Socs in the vacant lot tomorrow night."

'A rumble? Man, we ain't had a rumble in a long time.'

"Hey, I didn't tell you, we got a spy," he added.

"A spy? Who?" Johnny asked, stuffing a fry in his mouth.

"Remember that good-looking broad I tried to pick up the night (y/n/n) wasted that kid-." You flicked him in the head, silently telling him to watch his mouth.

"What's 'er name? Uh, Cherry somethin'. The redhead."

"Cherry Valance," Pony sprang to life, quickly swallowing his bite.

"Cherry? The Soc, right?" Johnny nodded

"Yeah, we were all hangin' out in the vacant lot and she pulls up in her little old Stingray," Dally started, "Yeah, that took a lotta nerve."

"Yeah..." Pony egged him.

"She said she'd, uh, testify that the Socs were drunk, and they were the ones that were looking for a fight, and you guys fought back just strictly on self-defense. So it's cool," Dally continued, running a hand through his hair.

'If that's the case...'

"Man, that little broad sure does hate me. I offered to take her over to the Dingo for a coke, an' she told me to go to hell. I dunno."

...

"So, you think she might like me a bit?" He smirked, turning to you.

You scoffed, rolling your eyes, "She's over the moon."

"Hey, I think she's cute. Right?"

"Right," Pony grumbled, tossing his sandwich out the car.

"Hey, what do they do for kicks around here, anyways? Play checkers or somethin'? This place is outta it," Dallas scoffed, taking a look around, "I dunno, man. I've never been in the country."

"We're going back. We'll turn ourselves in," you stated, turning to Dallas.

Johnny spit out his coke, and Dally nearly went dumb.

"What?" He asked, leaning his ear in, as if he heard wrong.

"I got a good chance of bein' let off easy," you repeated, "It was self defense, you just said, Pony, Cherry, and Johnny can testify to that. And we wont say that you helped us. Johnny'll give you back that gun so you won't get in any trouble, Dal."

He scoffed, pinching the bride of his nose, "Are you sure this is what you wanna do?"

"Yeah, I'm sure, man. It ain't fair for Darry and Soda to be worryin' about Pony all the time," you took a sip of your water.

"Hey, I don't guess (b/n/n)'s worried 'bout me-." "Hey, man, the boys are worried. I don't know what's goin' on with you and your brother, but did you know that Two-Bit wanted to go to Texas to hunt for you."

"Dal, I asked if my brother asked about me-?" "No, he didn't ask about you! So what?! You think my old man gives a hang if I'm, uh, dead in a car wreck or drunk or in jail or somethin'? He doesn't care, but that doesn't bother me none."

You glared down at you shoes, shoving another fry in your mouth.

'Of course he didn't ask. That was a stupid question.'

The more you thought about it, the angrier you got.

'The bastard probably wouldn't even care if I was the one dead instead of Bob. It'd just be one less thing to worry 'bout. Don't even matter that I'm his baby sister or nothin'.'

You felt a hand reach forward and touch your shoulder, giving it a soothing and comforting rub.

'Johnny.'

You almost instantly relaxed, the anger-inducing thoughts suddenly melting away, and leaving you a little bit calmer.

"Can't believe this. I get you a hangout, man, a hideout. Look at this, now you wanna split," Dally grumbled, putting the car in reverse and throwing his hands on the wheel.

"Terrific."

𝒋 𝒐 𝒉 𝒏 𝒏 𝒚 𝒄 𝒂 𝒌 𝒆

"(y/n/n), you don't know what a few months in jail can do to you, man," Dally lectured, the four of you now on the back roads of the country, "You get meaner in jail. I just don't wanna see that happen to you like it happened to me, man. You understand?"

"While I'm lovin' the speech, Dally, I just wanchu to know that I've already made up my mind," you stated seriously, "If we stick with the self defense I should be all right."

The man sighed, shaking his head as he took a look out the window, "I dunno, man."

Suddenly, faint sound started to echo through the valley.

A pained one.

It sounded like crying.

"You all hear that?" Johnny asked, eyebrows furrowing as he listened closer.

"Yeah, I hear it," you nodded.

"Me, too," Pony agreed, sticking out his ear.

As the four of you turned the bend, you were met with the image of a burning old building, the smoke staining the sky gray and the cries of the children becoming crystal clear.

Your eyes shot wide, and your hands quickly covered your gasp.

The house was burning with the kids inside.

"What's goin' on?" Johnny asked, confused.

"I wonder how that started," Pony wondered.

Dally sighed, shaking his head as he continued on, "Jesus Christ."

Without a second thought, you jumped out the car, breaking of in a sprint across the field to get to the kids.

"(y/n/n)! Where you goin'?!" Johnny frantically exclaimed,  standing up in his seat.

Pony lifted his leg up, about to get out the car himself, but Dally quickly yolked him up, holding him in place.

"Get over here, man! What're ya doin'?!" Dal called for you.

But it went in one ear and out the other, your mind only focused on getting to that house.

And you had to say, that was probably the fastest you had ever run.

If you had gone any swifter, you probably would've taken flight.

In no time flat, you were there, and it looked like the schoolteacher and some man were in an argument.

"Jerry! Some of the children are missing!" She warned in a frenzy, desperately pulling at his blazer.

"No, they're not, Chris," he dismissed, tending to the hysterical children.

"Look, now, you listen to me! I'm sure of it-!" A blood-curdling scream interrupted her, the sound coming from inside the house.

"(y/n/n), get your ass back over here!" Dally exclaimed, his car pulling up behind you.

And you looked back for a moment, debating whether or not you should mind your damn business.

'What if it was your kid? Your little brother? Your little sister?'

And that thought alone was all the reason you needed, turning around running straight for the side of the building.

"Hey, come back, girl! Don't go near, you'll get hurt!" The man named Jerry shouted at you, which you completely ignored.

Making it to the house, you found a particularly weak area of wood, and began kicking it down with the heel of your shoe, but it was still a little stronger than you'd expected.

"Damn it!" You hissed, kicking even harder.

"(y/n/n)!" Johnny called, running over with a large rock, throwing it into the wall and breaking a hole.

You turned to him, giving him a quick nod of thanks, before the two of you started pulling at the wood, making the hole big enough to enter.

You coughed, a big puff of smoke hitting you straight in the face, but you two pressed on, entering the burning house.

An owl swooped down above you, letting out a loud screech and making you jolt like a wire.

"Man, I hate owls!" You spat, weaving your way through the debris, "Is that guy coming?!"

"No!" Johnny answered, having to shout over the roaring flames.

"How come?! Too scared?!" You smirked, quickly running under a doorway.

"Nah, too fat!" Johnny smiled, the two of you turning the corner to make it to the back of the house, where all of the children were hiding.

"C'mon, kiddos!" You exclaimed, jumping over a fallen roof beam and grabbing one of them.

Johnny grabbed another, tossing the kids over his shoulder, "We'll getcha outta here!"

Just then, Dally broke in a part of the wall with his elbow, sweeping away some stray pieces of wood to open it up.

"Hand over the kids, already! What're you waitin' for?!" He shouted, holding out his arms.

Pony opened up the hole even wider, taking the kid that was on Johnny's shoulder.

You handed over the girl that was in your arms, and picked up the one that was standing next to you, handing her over.

And as Johnny went to grab what looked like the last kid, you heard some more screams.

"Help! I'm over here! I'm in the corner! Help!" A little boy cried.

"I'm coming!" You shouted, turning around and running for the corner.

"(y/n/n)!" Johnny exclaimed, handing off another one of the kids.

"Move it! Get out! Now!" Dally shouted, staring up at the burning roof, which was beginning to collapse.

You covered you mouth and nose with the sleeve of Johnny's jacket, jumping through the flames in the doorway to find the little kid huddled in the corner, terrified, along with two other children on the brink of unconsciousness.

"C'mon, little guy!" You scooped one up, handing him over to Johnny, who just ran in.

Dally and Pony broke in another part of the wall and took the little boy from Johnny, you handing off the little girl.

Johnny picked up the last kid, and just as he was handing her off, you heard a loud and ominous creak.

Snapping your head up to the ceiling, you saw the wood of a flaming roof beam split in half and start to fall.

Johnny being directly on its collision course.

Your eyes went wide, and without even thinking, you pushed him and the little girl out the way, the beam hitting you instead.

"HOLY SHIT!" Dallas exclaimed, catching the girl and handing her off to Pony.

"(Y/N)!" Johnny shouted, the color draining from his face as he quickly scrambled to his feet.

"JOHNNY!" You screamed, the sound of your voice ringing throughout the entire valley, "HELP ME!"

"I'm comin', (y/n/n)! I'm comin'!" Johnny repeated over and over, kicking in more of the wall to reach you.

You back felt like it was boiling, and despite all the screams and the flames, you could still hear the creaking of the roof.

It would collapse any second.

'So this is how I'm goin' to die? Bein' burned to death?'

"I gotchu, baby. I gotchu. Don't chu worry," Johnny assured, scooping you up bridal style and holding you close.

It sounded like he was crying.

"I'm gettin' you out, you hear me? I'm gettin' you out."

You tried to respond, but you couldn't make the words come out.

Your couldn't even open your eyes.

Just as Johnny made it back outside, the entire house collapsed, leaving the three boys to care for you, who was completely unresponsive.

"SOMEONE CALL A DAMN AMBULANCE!" 

𝒋 𝒐 𝒉 𝒏 𝒏 𝒚 𝒄 𝒂 𝒌 𝒆

"Rise and shine, buttercup~" Two-Bit teased with a smile, resting his arm on your bedside rail.

You groaned, your eyes fluttering open to see him, Pony, Johnny, and Dally all gathered around your bed, all smiles.

"Two...I could smell you a mile away," you weakly smiled, each one of them letting out their own sigh of relief.

"Yeah, I'm sure you could," he smiled back, almost teary if you squinted.

Everyone was so relieved.

You were out cold for quite some time, and the doctors weren't sure you would come out of it, but sure enough, as stubborn as you are, you proved everyone wrong.

"Y'all all right?" You asked, sincerely, as you turned to face the three that were with you, "I'm real sorry. I hope you're not off too bad."

"Quit apologizin'," Dally scoffed, taking a hit from his cigarette, one of the many he won from his bet with Two-Bit, "Me and Pony only came out with a couple scratches."

He quickly caught himself, "But you pull a stunt like that again and I'll kill you."

You let out a quiet laugh, "Wouldn't dream of it."

Suddenly, you felt something warm take your hand, and you turned to see it was Johnny, who looked like he was on the verge of tears himself.

But he kept his face hard...for the boys, of course.

"You okay, Johnnycake?" You asked, looking up at him nervously.

"Oh, I'm all right. Just a little burn on my hand," he assured, trying to pull his hand away before you could see.

But you tightened your hold, inspecting closer to see a dark red splotch on the back of it, the skin around it slightly wrinkled and painful looking.

"It looks worse than it feels, honest."

You looked to him, a saddened look on your face, "You sure?"

His stomach buzzed and he nearly turned to putty.

"Yeah, I'm sure. Don't worry," he smiled.

"You were the one that got the worst outta us," Pony chimed, "But the doctor said you've gotta be the luckiest patient he's ever seen."

You cocked a brow, "Lucky?"

"Yes sir, he said that most in your position woulda been paralyzed for life, but you made it out with just a couple a burns on your back," Two-Bit stated proudly, "Said that you'd be back on your feet in no time."

"That's Nails for ya," Dally smirked, taking another hit, "Crazy, man."

You grinned, your smile completely brightening up the room, "That's great!"

"Not only that, but we made the paper," Pony added, tossing you the newspaper.

You caught it, unfolding it to reveal your pictures large and in charge on the front page.

"Hoodlums to Heroes?" You scoffed in disbelief, reading the title, "Surprised they ain't got Wanted: Dead or Alive under my name."

"Nah, they don't haul in heroes," Two joked, sitting himself down at the foot of the bed.

"The station ran with the whole self-defense thing Cherry spewed, so the three of you are pretty much off scott-free," Dally explained, "Who knew your little plan would actually work?"

"I did," you smirked, tossing back the paper to Pony and throwing your legs over the side of the bed, "And now that I'm right as rain, I'll have no problem in the rumble tonight."

"Woah, woah, woah, you're not goin' to that rumble," Johnny stepped in front of you, lifting your legs back in bed, "You just woke up, you're not fit enough to fight."

"Says who?" You scoffed, "I feel brand new, Johnnycake. I can take a lil' rumble."

"The doc says that while you're recovery's gonna be pretty quick, the meds is gonna make the pain come in fits and stops," Two sighed, hanging his head, "I might have to side with Johnny on this one. It's just not safe."

"(y/n)?" The nurse called, walking into the room.

She moved past the boys so she could stand next to you, taking your hand in hers, "(y/n), your brother is here to see you."

Your eyes lit up, if only for a moment, before you were quickly reminded of all that he'd done, and your face fell.

"Now he wants to see me? After I nearly burned to death?" You scoffed, furrowing your eyebrows, "Tell 'im to get lost. I don't wanna see him."

The woman looked surprised, but the rest of the gang knew good and well to stay out affairs with you and your brother, the four of them resorting to looking around the room, whistling.

"It's your brother, (y/n)," the nurse tried to reason.

"Yeah, I know it's him! And you can tell him to take his ass out and go roof some houses or somethin'! I don't wanna see him," you crossed your arms, not moving an inch.

"Fellas, out," a familiar voice suddenly ordered, stepping into the room.

You rolled your eyes as everyone turned to see your big brother standing right there, in the flesh.

It had been a while since some of the boys had seen him, and they could say without a doubt that he had gotten tougher.

He was built like Darry, sure, but a little bit more burly. His arms were big like Steve's, and he loved showing them off in his favorite white wife-beater.

And the most notable trait of them all, he looked so much like you that people often mistook him for your father.

The boys told you their goodbyes, and said their hellos to (b/n), before finally heading out the room, the nurse quickly following them as well.

"How many times have I told you, Mr. Winston?! You are not allowed to smoke on hospital grounds!" She scolded on her way out.

"I don't wanna talk to you," you huffed, keeping your arms and your face cross.

"Well, that's too bad 'cause I wanna talk to you. So you're gonna stop bein' a baby an' listen," he dismissed, walking up to your bedside.

"I'm being a baby?" You scoffed, "(b/n/n), this is the first time I'm seeing you in three weeks! Is me gettin' barbecued the only way for you to wanna see me anymore?!"

"That's not how it is an' you know it!" He fired back, "I have bills to pay, (y/n/n)! Someone's gotta be the adult around here."

"That's why I took up the job at the DX, idiot! I contribute money to the bills, too!" You exclaimed.

"An' I never use it! I put it off to the side for you! So you can have somethin' to getchu started when you're my age," he scoffed, running a hand through his hair.

You were taken aback.

All this time you've been giving him money, and he's been saving it for you? Putting it off to the side?

"Why?" You asked, confused.

"'Cause I'm the man of the house, (y/n/n). Bills an' stuff should be my responsibility, not yours," he sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, "I shouldn't even be lettin' you work. You're still a kid."

"I'm seventeen," you cocked a brow.

"That's a kid to me," he dismissed.

"You're only four years older?!"

"You're still my baby sister!"

"But I'm not a baby anymore!"

"I'll always see you that way!"

"I don't understand why you won't just let me help-!" "'CAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T BE HELPIN'!"

You shut your trap, surprised by your brother's outburst.

"You shouldn't be helpin'," he sighed, sitting down next to you and taking your hand.

"When mom and dad were around, all they did was make me help. Chores, jobs, cookin'," he started, "An' I hated it. I hated it so much that when they left an' I realized that that's all I would be doin', I nearly killed myself."

He turned to you with a watery smile, tears welling up in his eyes.

"But then I remembered you, and all of a sudden, I had a new purpose. I wanted to make your life better than I ever had. I wanted you to be able to do kid things and not hafta worry 'bout bills or work or nothin' like that," he cupped your cheek, brushing a stray piece of hair out your face, "I wanted you to stay the little tomboy that was always on my heels, always tryna hang with the guys. An' if that meant workin' a little harder, an' not seein' you as much, then I was willin' to make that sacrifice."

You sighed, and gave him a warm smile, taking his hand from your cheek and holding it tightly in yours.

"(b/n/n), I've had a wonderful childhood 'cause of you, and those years will always be somethin' I hold dear," you started, looking at him sincerely, "But we are in this together, and I have no problem helpin' you out with some of the bills. I enjoy my job at the DX so much, it's barely work. I get to fix engines, change oil, and beat up Steve everyday."

He chuckled, which made you smile go even wider.

"I'm thankful for all that you've done for me, but now it's my turn to help, okay? You keep workin' like this and you'll look sixty by the time you're thirty," you snickered.

He sighed, finally caving, "All right. I'll only take your check every other week, an' no more."

"I'll take it," you smiled, giving him a peck on the cheek, "Anyways, you goin' to the rumble tonight?"

"Yeah, Darry asked me to show out and help. It sounds like the Socs are bringin' an army or somethin'," he nodded, standing up and stretching.

"Sounds like y'all could use the help~" You cooed.

"No," he quickly shut down, his face turning serious, "I see you there and I'll wring your neck myself."

You groaned, throwing your head back into the pillow, "C'mon, man! This is the first rumble in months!"

"The answer is no. You're stayin' here and gettin' some rest, that's final," he stated, walking towards the exit, "Love you."

And with that, he left the room, leaving you in the stuffy, stale-smelling hospital by yourself.

'If they think I'm stayin' here, they got another thing comin'.'

𝒋 𝒐 𝒉 𝒏 𝒏 𝒚 𝒄 𝒂 𝒌 𝒆

[ymaohoh]

Chrissy Cunningham is a Brat - Fic - Oneshot

Munson suddenly gripped hold of her ass so tightly she hissed. “If you’re going to behave like a brat, I’m going to have to punish you.” Jason sees Chrissy and Eddie in the woods. Jason POV. Hellcheer Oneshot.

Word Count: 1,904

No plot. Just smut.

Also on Archive of Our Own.

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Well, your love is worse

Worse than cigarettes

Even if I had twenty in my hands

**

Jason Carver thought he knew his girlfriend. 

Thought Chrissy Cunningham was just like him. They were from the same backgrounds - nice homes, rich parents, good traditional morals and ethics. They’d been boyfriend and girlfriend since junior year when he tied his letterman jacket around her shoulders and told her thought it was time they made it official.  Over the course of that year they moved through the ranks and became really popular - he the hotshot athlete, she the pretty cheerleader - and when Chrissy made cheer captain in senior year he knew they were a cinch to be the King and Queen of Hawkins High. It was a cliche for a reason. His parents had met in a similar way. 

And yeah that popularity came with side-benefits. And yeah he often abused those benefits because some kids needed a healthy dose of ass-whooping, you know? Needed to know which rung of the social ladder they belonged on. It stopped them from getting too big for their boots. He never did anything illegal but he sure bent some rules. 

Chrissy didn’t know about any of that though and his team mates were sworn to secrecy. It was the same bro-code for their girlfriends. None of the teachers would dare make trouble either. His father was good friends with the school governors and would see they were fired if they dared try. 

Chrissy was a good girl. She had the right attitude and ideals as him. She went to church and played at cheerleading and looked good and neat in her little uniform. 

He would marry her after graduation. His parents would buy them a house nearby and she would give him a couple of kids and no talkback. She’d keep the house real nice while he went to college and in a few years he’d be fucking govenor. The wheels were already in motion. This has all been arranged before middle school. 

So when Patrick told him he’d seen Chrissy talking to Eddie Munson of all people Jason told him he was tripping. Why would anyone want to speak to him? 

Eddie Munson was a piece of shit trouble maker. Third generation trailer trash. A juvenile delinquent. 

“I know what I saw, man. They were whispering together in the library just before first period. Chrissy near jumped into the air when she saw me.” 

“Chrissy wouldn’t talk to that freak.”

“Want help finding him, Jase? Give him a reminder of what a creep he is?”

“Nah man. I need to talk to Chrissy first. Maybe he was just bugging her.”

What the hell?

But when he reached the cafeteria at lunch Chrissy wasn’t sitting at their usual table. She didn’t have one of her private tutoring sessions either. He glanced over at the freak table and his eyes narrowed when he saw Eddie wasn’t there either. 

He stormed over and clapped one of the freshmen on the shoulder. Hard. 

“Where’s your asshole leader?” he asked through gritted teeth. “Shouldn’t he be here making a jackass out of himself like usual?”

The kid with floppy black hair said, “Look man, he’s not here. I don’t know where he is. We don’t want any trouble.” 

He asked around his table some more and eventually got wind of a clue. People wanted to help Jason (even if they needed a little encouragement sometimes).  A passing cheerleader overheard (Stacey something) and said they thought they saw Chrissy out by the football fields just a few minutes ago. She’d been heading out towards the forest. There was a meeting spot down that way, she added, and Eddie Munson sold weed there. 

Jason waved away Patrick’s offer of help and stormed over. He didn’t need back up to take on Eddie Munson. 

He’d beat the shit out of that creep if he was selling weed to Chrissy. Or even if he wasn’t. What if he’d lured Chrissy out here on some made up pretence and was now bothering her? Chrissy was sometimes way too trusting for her own good. 

I’ll save you, Chrissy.

He followed Stacey’s directions and crept through the woods. He’d never been out here before. He couldn’t see any damn bench. 

But then he heard voices. He heard Chrissy’s voice! She sounded weird. Breathless almost. 

He drew closer and peered through the trees. The scene before him made him pause. His insides turned to raging fire. 

Jason had told her once that “ Good girls like you don’t go near creeps like Eddie Munson .” She hadn’t asked him why. 

Chrissy was with Munson, alright. 

** 

Oh, this body high

Gives me sleepless nights

It's a million times what any drug could give

And my red eyes

They go twice as wide

It might look like pain but to me it's bliss

They were sitting at the old picnic bench. Or rather, Chrissy was sitting on the top of the picnic bench with her bare knees splayed wide. Her short green and white cheerleading skirt was hiked up so high that he could just about see the creamy skin of her ass. 

And Eddie the Freak was standing right in between her legs. 

Chrissy had her back to Jason so he could make out Munson’s arms wrapped around her waist. He was holding her so tightly the line of his leather jacket was pressed against Chrissy’s cheer sweater. At least she wasn’t wearing Jason’s God-damn letterman jacket today. He stared at the entwined couple in horror. 

Jason didn’t know why he remained hidden. Maybe he just wanted to hear for himself what the hell was going on. 

“Eddie…” she sighed in a voice he had never heard before. She never said his name like that. “We have to be more careful. Patrick almost saw us this morning.”

“Fuck Patrick. Fuck your boyfriend.” Munson’s voice was unrecognisable too. Low and raspy. 

“If they find out what we’re doing, they’ll hurt you. You know they will. We have to keep this a secret.”

“It’s hard, Chriss. You know how riled up I get when I see you. Especially when you’re in that cheerleading uniform. How’s a man supposed to focus in class when those lips of yours look so fucking delictable. Makes me just want to taste them.”

Jason watched as they began to kiss but it wasn’t anything like how he kissed Chrissy. Chrissy usually held still when they made out, but this Chrissy was kissing Munson like she couldn’t get enough of him. He could see the way she opened her mouth wide for him so he could slip in his tongue. 

Munson nipped at her neck and she giggled. “Eddie! You’re not listening to me.” 

Munson’s hands were roaming across her back and down to her hips. Chrissy reached down and took his hand, stilling it. 

“I’m listening, baby. We have to be more careful. No more little looks. No more notes. No way the school can find out that goodie two-shoes Chrissy Cunningham likes being fucked by the freak Eddie Munson.”

He rocked his hips up against her and she gasped at the impact. 

“Like that, baby?”

“Mmm. You know I do.”

“Say it then. Tell me how much you like it.”

Jason couldn’t see but he could guess from the look on Munson’s face she was pulling one of her cute little pouts. She raised her chin defiantly. “Or what? You’ll walk away? I know you like this too. I can feel how much you like it. You’re fucking rock hard for me.”

Munson suddenly gripped hold of her ass so tightly she hissed. 

“If you’re going to behave like a brat, I’m going to have to punish you.”

“What are you going to do? Spank me? Pull my hair?”

Munson ceased his movements and though he kept hold of her, he drew his hips back a little to put some distance between them. 

Jason hated how Chrissy seemed to groan at that. 

“You love it when I spank you, Chriss. You always get so fucking wet from it. Remember a month ago at Reefer Rick’s where you came so beautifully on my cock? I couldn’t believe how wet you were. You made the most pretty noises, baby.”

“I remember Eddie.”

“Then what did we do?”

“I put your cock in my mouth and you went down on me at the same time.”

“You tasted so good, Chriss. Like strawberries and cream. You were gagging ‘round my cock, babe. You got it so far down that little throat.” 

Munson began tracing circles down her thighs. Chrissy was leaning into him brazenly, reaching again for contact with his body. 

Jason didn’t recognise this Chrissy at all. It was like she was one of those girls on porn tapes. He heard the gentle clink of metal as Chrissy began undoing the heavy belt. The noise of a zip being dragged down was almost obscene. 

“Oh Eddie, please. I want you now.”

“What? One look at my cock and you fall in line? Tell me what I want to hear.”

They kissed again and it was passionate and needy. Chrissy was almost shaking from want. 

“I love being fucked by Eddie Munson.”

“You missed this cock didn’t you, princess? Tell me how much you missed it,” Eddie said, his voice low and quiet. He traced her face with his fingers and tipped her chin up

“I missed it so much. I couldn’t even pay attention in class. All I could think about is how much I want you.”

“Good girl.”

Munson dragged down Chrissy’s underwear and shoved it in his back pocket. He once again wrapped his arm around her waist and drew her close to him. His other arm snaked under her knee, pushing it back so he could get as deep as possible. 

Jason heard Chrissy hiss as Munson’s cock slid inside her. 

“Fuck, Eddie. You’re so big. You feel so big inside me.”

“That’s it, baby. Take every inch in.”

“It feels so good.”

Munson began rutting up into her and Chrissy dug her nails into his shoulders. She then twisted a hand up into his long curls which made Munson groan. 

“I know. It’s why you keep coming back. Fucking Carver won’t do this, will he? Wants to wait until he’s got that ring on your finger.”

“ Eddie …”

“But Carver won’t be able to do this, Chriss. It won’t feel like this.”

“No,” she moaned. “You’re so fucking perfect, Eddie. You fit inside me so good.”

“That’s it, Chriss.”

“Make me come Eddie. Make me scream.”

“Hold onto me, baby…I’ve got you.” 

 **

Jason couldn’t watch anymore. 

Fuck this. 

A big part of him wanted to charge over there and knock that disgusting smug look off Munson’s face. Wanted to wipe away that look of utter need from Chrissy’s. But he didn’t. He turned away and stormed off back towards the school. 

Fuck that freak. Fuck that slut. They were welcome to each other. 

He didn’t see Eddie’s gaze on his back. Or the winning smirk that played on his lips. 

Well, if it's unhealthy then I don't give a damn

'Cause even if it kills me, I'll always take your hand

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A/N: A/N: You know, writing for Jason ain't fun. He's an asshole but the actor who plays him is so nice in interviews. Ah well. Enjoy some Hellcheer fucking. Lyrics are from Unhealthy by Anne-Marie and Shania.

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Downton Abbey Fashion 79 - indoors fashion in 1925

Mary tries to look like a grandma for most of the season. Fashion queen times are only for evening gowns now, I guess, so expect a lot of half-hearted commentary on her dowdy blouses.

Starting with this. It never comes up close to the camera; Mary is only in this scene for a moment and then she never wears this cream blouse with the weird fan collar again, and I’m not going to miss it. It does not have much going on for it.

Quite a bit better; the crocheting is very charming, although it looks better on the contrasting skirt than it does on Yet More Off-White. The neckline is better than most of Mary’s daywear this season, and I guess the crocheted bit is a separate piece, so I hold onto the hope that she could just also wear it over a red under layer or something.

A nice print? On Mary? Inconceivable! It’s cream on black, it’s leafy brambles framing triangles of flowers, it’s got a wide V neckline – not bad at all considering my pessimistic premise. Granted, I will grow tired of Mary’s pearl strands very soon.

At least the jacket here looks a bit funky with the mottled print on black even though it’s a pretty shapeless thing, but girl, this blouse isn’t much of anything. It’s the kind of off-white that cannot commit to beige and just ends up looking unwashed, and it’s a rectangle with some horizontal and some vertical pin tucks, and it can’t even be bothered to have a collar or make the tie closure a little showy. Meh.

Yay, a boring shirt in black. You know, if you have such a neat black-and-white ribbon to trim with, you really should put it to better use, Mary. Where are your boat necklines, your asymmetrical collars? Your layered skirts, your drapey jackets in jewel colors, your sharp trims? Whatever. Wear a completely boring neckline with a little provisional bow and a completely shapeless shirt; it’s fine.

I honestly don’t know why this gets so little attention even though it’s one of the optically more interesting outfits Mary has this season. First, I thought it might be a repeat and that’s why they keep it in the background, but no; her last deep red house suit was of a way shinier material. This is new, and the color contrast between the almost plum shade and the cream shirt is nice to look at, plus the belt adds an element of interest. I would have liked this in better light.

This is the face Mary puts on when she says, “it’ll be fun.” I’m not exaggerating; that’s literally what she’s saying in that moment. Also, this blouse is only a mild step up from the last. At least it has a collar and the sleeves are short, but the overall impression is still that of a white, crinkly rectangle. Hm, it has some applications around the neck. Also in white. And a white strand of pearls to top it off.

Oof, finally! Gimme that! I would like the collar better if it didn’t have this extra layer but instead would have just been open under that tie. But the cream and marine is a very nice pairing, and Mary actually brings in a little print! There’s only so much design you can do with perpendicular rectangles if you’re into symmetry, but they add a few cute buttons and the whole look is just very business chic.

Since we are at business chic, while the previous plays a little at femininity, or as much as 1920s styles have of that, this outfit is just all tomboy “I’m doing a man’s job and I’m doing it well” Mary. Why can’t we get more of her menswear looks? Pinstripes and a deep red tie? Plus a decent collar? Yes, please! Next thing you know, she’s gonna put on a waistcoat and I’ll rediscover the occasional blip of positive feelings towards Mary. Great look, more of this.

Nah, just kidding; we get more of this dowdy shit instead. Because Mary wants to look like someone’s grandma. She’s not only been stricken by the curse of beige, she also opts for this weird pale puke puce pink that’s apparently all the rage currently. Hm. A skirt, a cardigan and a blouse, none of which do anything remarkable. Next!

A tad better; it’s still the beige curse, but at least the yoke is putting in an effort to be interesting with this little lattice work that gets a tiny reprise in the sleeve trims. The silk satin also lets the color appear a bit more becoming, so, not her worst look.

Mary’s behavior in this outfit is consistently shitty, so that may be clouding my judgement when this is honestly quite nice. It’s got some art deco influences, it’s adding these little gold wheels to the beige and black, it’s doing this thing with the rectangles and stripes of varying size again that add up to something that looks honestly a little like a plan view of a building like archaeologists do them when they only have the bases of the walls left. It commits to the geometric bit; I can respect that. Mary has the shoulders for it anyway.

She just has to keep all the good outfits for when she’s behaving her absolute worst. We have actually seen this suit before – as a walking suit in season 5. But this is the first time we see it without the coat, so I thought I’d take it in to celebrate the glorious pairing of Tartan tweed with a brown silk back. The blouse, while a high-necked one, does this interesting crisscross closure at the neck, and it all ends up looking quite smart. Now if only Mary would also act smart…

Hear me out: I think this look can be salvaged. Perhaps not the blouse because what is that even trying to do? Mid-Victorian governess without committing to the shape because it’s still 1925? Ew. But with a less frumpy blouse, I could like the cardigan. Yes, I know, it looks like grandpa’s baggiest sweater, but look, someone clearly put thought into how these shades of gold and purple and blue go together, and the knitting pattern is actually quite gorgeous. Maybe go with half-long sleeves instead, put a bit of a turnover collar on it, and it might look nice.

Funnily, while Mary decides to accept a proposal looking like a granny, she leaves the fugly collars at home when on a stroll with the family. This blouse has a keyhole neckline instead and keeps the lace understated so the cream upper layer can shine. It looks almost exactly like Cora’s cardigan of the same material, except it’s got short sleeves and is also a little shorter in the waist. And it may not have frontal closures. But other than that, the same squiggly lines all over, the same double helix trim. Mary tops hers off with a little collar, which is nice. Will she ever even out the back of her hairdo?