#nah I can’t with these (expletive) tbh

[byakuyasdarling]

genuinely asking the DG//R community how much bullshit headcanons they can have —sincerely, everyone who actually paid attention to the game

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

if you have a question about aussie slang, for a fic or whatevs, please just ask i don't know all of it, but we do have some fun words and sayings that are day to day statements

esp. the more rural you go

not everyone has the full accent though, because you do get a lot of pressure at work to come across... professional or whatever.

the only one i've never been sure of being an Actual Phrase, or if it Became A Phrase after popularisation on a tv show, is "Stone the Flaming Crows" bc a dude from Neighbours used to say it frequently.

examples of day to day stuff i can think of right now

mad as a frog in a sock (angry about something, went off, off the shits)

mad as a cut snake (usually means 'they're nuts', but can also mean they exploded with anger, usually contextual)

she'll be right (it's fine - can be a flippant statement, can be reassurance, etc)

drongo / galah - (idiot, not very smart, wanker, etc)

dunny = toilet

thunderbox/outhouse / long-drop - usually outdoor toilet

dry as a nun's nasty / dry as a dead dingo's donger (I am thirsty, or It Is Hot AF/we need rain so bad)

chuck a u-ey (do a u-turn)

Oi! (Hey I want your attention/i was surprised, general exclamation, stop that, you are in a lot of fucking trouble mate - depends on the tone of voice and volume) like "OI!" says aunty ruth has just found her dentures in jello and she knows you did it, etc

Bugger off (go away, or sometimes a statement of disbelief)

Yeah nah /Nah yeah (can mean yes, no or maybe depending on what was said directly before the statement)

you cant pull the wool over my eyes - you can't lie to me like that / i can see you are not telling the truth

shut your gob / put a sock in it / put a cork in it - (shut up / shut the FUCK up / close your mouth or i will shut it for you) depends on tone

Ya wally (you idiot)

Roo = kangaroo

o = can be affixed to anything to shorten it at the servo - gone to the service station, arvo - afternoon, smoko - morning tea, bottlo - where the grog is

goon/goonsack - wine in a box

grog - alcohol

stubbie - beer, ususally

boardies - board shorts

rashie - swimming shirt,

slip, slop, slap - ancient proverb for avoiding sunburn. singing pelican.

thongs - footwear

sheila = female / woman, don't hear this a lot at the moment tbh except in certain contexts or from specific people

'Getting rowdy' = things are heating up, people are riled up, a fight is about to/has just broken out, etc.

DJ's like a mad cunt = one very specific meme about a bad PM we had like 10 years ago. i can't tell you how many PM's ago, it's been game of thrones here lmao

Beyond the black stump / Out whoop-whoop / references to timbuktu (quite a distance away)

strewth!/crickey!/bloody hell - (exclamation of surprise, expletive replacement, etc)

flat out like a lizard drinking (tired / drunk / exhausted / sleeping)

pull a harry holt - (I've heard a dozens variations of this one, it means Go Missing / Disappear, often used as a joke. PM Holt went swimming one day and disappeared)

have a stickybeak (to poke your nose in/investigate/look around)

chuck a wobbly/throw a tanty/chuck a tanty/throw a wobbly (throw a tantrum, i have legit never seen anyone successfully deescalate a situation by telling someone not to chuck a wobbly or throw a tanty, go figure lmao)

bogan - (very specific kind of low-income, generally white, people. sort of like rednecks, but with more stereotypical aussie features like a mullet, singlet tops, sunnies, stubbies, etc. tend to fall under the liberal party ideology - who are our republicans... )

ankle-biters / rugrats / little takkers / gremlins / nippers - (kids, usually the littler ones)

tiff - argument, small fight (had a tiff, had a row)

pav = pavlova

piss/whizz/take a piss = going to pee

vegemite - delicious

Kiwi = New Zealander

Banana benders - the disrespectful bs that apparently other states call anyone living in Queensland, the wankers

station - farming areas that have sheep or livestock usually, have farmhands etc.

dole bludger(s) - (anyone on Centrelink, whether they want to be or not, with no other employment. but like, a lot of people on centrelink have a job that does not cover enough and need additional financial supports to meet a minimum wage, or are students or apprentices, etc. there are people who go on centrelink on and off to avoid engaging in the jobseeking stuff, they are the real dole bludgers, but a lot of richer people tend to call anyone on 'welfare' bludgers)

don't you come the raw prawn with me - (do not lie to me / don't try that shit with me, mate / I wasn't born yesterday /etc)

dak/dack - to dack someone is to come up behind them and yank their pants down (or skirts). Often taking out your boxers, too.)

budgie smugglers - (speedoes, male swimwear)

togs/toggs or cozzie (swimwear, any kind. cozzie = costume)

mozzie - (mosquito)

better than a kick up the backside /better than a kick in the arse - (pretty self explanatory, one of those phrases parents use to get slightly hurt kids to start laughing and/or coworkers to commisserate about new work rules, etc)

I wouldn't piss on (name) if they were on fire - (self-explanatory, you hate them, or they're a useless tit or an insufferable person /a suckup etc, and you would gladly hand them a match)

one for the road = getting a drink for the road, usually. can also make a joke of it like, "one last piss for the road" = I'm going to the bathroom before I leave

here's your handbag, what's your hurry - probs not an aussie phrase but a common joke in my family

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So like, there's some words and items from Australian Indigenous culture that often get used wrong in stereotypical characters, like saying 'gone walkabout', using 'cooee', making digeridoo jokes, and making some really uncomfy 'savages' statements can be very disrespectful. You might want to go looking into Australia's fucked up policies and historical (and only recent) situations before starting any arguments about this stuff... in many ways it mirrors the cruelty of american colonisers to native american peoples, etc.

Avoid some phrases. Your character gone to cool their head? He's gone off on to soak his head, or he's on his bike (gone away) but he'll be back... You can use 'Oi, dickhead!'

Please don't mock the names of towns or places, they are often the names from the traditional custodians and inhabitants.

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Random things:

We drive on the left side of the road, driver's side reversed.

More of our cars are automatic than manual. Utes aren't atypical, but bigger vehicles are out in rural areas because more than a few of the rural roads are poorly maintained or dirt, with potholes that yoyo your soul into your body.

If you have a character on a long drive on a non-highway, or rural road: +if you are on a one-lane road and someone is comingthe other way, you both move half-on, half-off; for big vehicles or trucks, you can choose to pull off completely and stop. Just for safety, esp. in rain, fog, mist or late at night. +at one-lane bridges, you have a give way sign on one side. if you want your characters to have a moment of 'pause to look at each other while driving' or 'a quiet moment of reflection', have them wait for another car or truck to pass from the other side. These can be a few metres long, to like, a really long bridge. +They may pass markers that say 'flood level marker' with numbers of 2, 3 or 5 metres. Could be useful to remark on if your fic needs a reason for them to have a crisis. +Bushfire warning signs (from Low to Catastrophic) are frequent +Animal Crossing signs are very frequent, and often have a wildlife rescue number on them +Water restriction signs are in most small towns, they range from levels 1 to 6. This can change what the characters are allowed to do with water in little towns, etc. +You may occasionally find a small servo and one or two houses. +pubs don't open/won't serve alcohol until after 10am. the joke has always been, 'beer on your cornflakes' but you will never be able to actually get that unless you preplanned the night before in your hotel room. +Around dawn and dusk, a lot of animals like hares, kangaroos, wallabies, sometimes echidnas and koalas and little numbat things, and snakes and bushmice will be close to the road. Sometimes dashing across. They do not react logically to cars approaching, and will leap out at random. Hares do this zigzag nonsense. If you need the character to hit the brakes frantically, or swerve, this is a good reason. If you are ever driving here and see an animal on the side of the road, flip lights to low beam, slow down and watch to see how they react. If you can. If there's a truck blaring down on you, you may not be able to.

+Emus are in more rural areas. Echidnas sometimes appear on fringes of towns though.

+Kookaburras are a lovely creature, I have rescued a few and they are nice... but their laugh is very grating when it goes off super early in the morning. They eat snakes (good) and baby birds (not so good).

+Lots of snakes round here. LOTS. Carpet Snakes are pretty common, red-belly black snakes, eastern brown (big danger!!!), whip snakes have declined in my region, keelback snakes, this one black and white banded one we found deceased, etc. Snakes can climb, snakes can SWIM. Putting something that stinks around a campsite MAY help, but not always.

+Never go swimming in a dam you don't own, and that hasn't been checked, and if no one knows where you are. How deep is it? What's on the bottom? How stirred is the water? etc.

+Kangaroos CAN drown you. They have perfected this attack, and will do it to humans, dogs and other pursuers alike. They can also eviscerate you with their hind paws or shatter your ribs with a kick. The 'boxing' they do is exceptionally violent. This seems to surprise people, but like, giraffes can kill each other by slamming their heads into each other, you think a 7 ft swole motherfucking cryptid can't do harm? They can be lovely tho, if they trust you. But DO NOT GO PETTING WILDLIFE.

+Dropbears, austrilanicus vericanthus bitus, are real. We do make jokes about them, but they are a Problem. The pee on yourself thing won't ward them off, that's more about working out which tourists are the most gullible (and if they run with it, the moistest) lmao. Akubras and other thicker-layered headwear,

+We have wild dogs and feral pigs. Do not fuck with the feral pigs, some are HUGE, and no... they're not just pigs who escaped farms, these are MASSIVE motherfuckers who will Get You if they See You. Rustling in the night outside the tent? Good Luck.

+Koalas should not be picked up directly. They have claws, and a lot of them have chamydia. I mean if a character saves one in a fic that's fine I guess, but like... someone's getting antibiotics after that lmao. They are bigger than you think, dumber than you think, and sometimes they have to be chased across a highway with a windscreen cover bc they're not very bright and keep failing to climb metal fences, lmaoooo

+Towns of about 20-30k will have more shops (some franchise, some local owned), servos, fast food places and usually at least two to three shopping centres. Usually small level entertainments like a cinema, or local groups. +Towns with 10-20k, may have one or two major shopping centres, servos (tracks and RVs catered to), possibly a maccas, and the majority of stores will be local-owned. May have a cinema, but not one that has the newest releases. Local council may have more festivals, or 'that one thing they're known for'. +0-10k towns have a small local store, prices usually a bit higher. A servo, often with capacity for trucks. Local festivals. Characters can cop a bit of side-eye in these places, esp. if they don't fit the traditional ideas or are loud/violently american. +Grey nomads are a thing. Old people with fancy caravans who drive So Slow, and move all around aus. Several refused to stop during covid and it was like, WHO DO YOU THNK WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP ALIVE BY STOPPING YOU MOVING THROUGH MULTIPLE TOWNS???

+Some rural areas have legit red dirt, its always super cool to look at. Some places have light brown to dark brown, some have more chalky colours or yellowish dirt. Depends.

+Reminder: Australia has very specific gun laws, if your character/s have weapons then they may need to be sneaky or store them specifically in the vehicle. Although if you're talking about like, mad max type rules, then who cares. But if you have them get into a gun fight in a town, the police will come, etc.

Dunno, just ask if you have a question... just trying to think of random things to paint a picture if you have a character over here for a roadtrip or mission or whatever.

[conspiracieys]

personality ans fun facts for vey please! 💕

thank u what the heck... im lov u......

[cracks knuckles] vey time...

this got long as all hell im so sorry. i’ll readmore after personality tbh

PERSONALITY:

What’s their alignment?: Vey is definitely chaotic good. Like... i toyed with all the alignments and in the end, they’re a good person, but they go about it in a very chaotic and disastrous manner and not always within the confines of what one would call... Morally acceptable. But they’re good in the end.

Which one of the 16 Personality Types do they fit into?: God uh. brb lemme google. ONE GOOGLE SEARCH LATER... i think Vey would be ISTP? idk man. just seems like the one that’s them.

What are their hobbies and interests? Do they have any particular “favorites” (food, books, and so on)?: okay well! their hobbies are mainly tinkering with robots and technology. that would be their main hobby. they also like to gather flyers that get put up around Pandora, just as sort of like... a scrapbook or newspaper-esque thing. it helps them feel like they’re Up To Date on the world (when they’re really, really not).

favorite food would likely be grilled skag steak. they can’t afford to be picky, not really, and skag is a pretty easy food source. and they like growing their own plants, so they grow herbs and can season their food really well!

favorite books would be anything on technology, robotics, programming, and artificial intelligence, whether or not they’ve read the books!

favorite color is pink because i project SO hard sometimes and we all love pink it’s the rule now :)

favorite place (after they leave Pandora, of course) would probably be either Promethea or Nekrotafeyo!

What are they bad at?: reading people, understanding tone and body language, expressing their emotions properly. they’re also bad at writing when it comes to creative stuff. they have TRIED. lord they have tried, but Jack ends up laughing so hard he has to phase back into the ECHO eye and Zane has in fact burned some of Vey’s writing.

they’re also really bad at singing (but they still do it and they enjoy it) and they’re SO bad at dancing (two left feet type of bad) (and at Hammy and Winny’s wedding, Zane and Vey try to dance together and Zane just says Absolutely Not My Toes Already Hurt Go Dance With Jack)

What kind of things do they dislike/hate?: they definitely dislike certain textures of food. they’d never eat calamari, for instance, just because of the texture. anything less than well done when it comes to meat, they can’t eat. they dislike the texture of cooked veggies.

they really, really dislike the color yellow. after years of being employed by Hyperion and being stranded on Pandora has made them practically despise the color.

they hate dealing with bandits and psychos. they speak broken bandit and they just find it so tedious to deal with and avoid it at all costs.

while they love AIs and robots, they have a special hatred for Loader Bots, if only because of the horrifying restrictions Hyperion put on their bots (regarding sentience etc)

Do they have any vices/addictions/mental illnesses?: why are mental illnesses being compared to vices and addictions i hate it here.

anyway ofc they’re mentally ill because i am also. they got the good ol’ adhd and depression and anxiety and probably abandonment issues. good for them.

What are their goals and motivations?: they want to one day create an Artificial Intelligence from scratch, as a companion, and build an android body for that AI. but with Jack in their life, they’ve put the AI on hold and are just focusing on building functioning android bodies. it’s very fun for them!

they’re also motivated by their own curiosity, once they have the means off Pandora. they want to explore the galaxy and find new technologies and such, to see if they can find anything that might contribute to their goals.

What are their manners like? Any habits?: manners are... so-so. it’s like, they treat everyone as an equal until proven otherwise. some people might get more respect than others (like Lilith, for instance, gets called Ms. Lilith no matter how hard Lilith tries to talk Vey out of it) and some people just get dismissed. but in general Vey tries to be kind if not neutral; especially neutral BECAUSE they have such a difficult time reading people and understanding other peoples’ intentions behind their words.

What are they most afraid of?: besides spiderants? probably being alone for the rest of their life, or not accomplishing their dream. which, to them, are the same fear. if they can’t accomplish their dream, they’ll be alone for the rest of their life.

FUN FACTS:

Which tropes do they fit? Which archetypes?:

Tropes they fit: Deadpan Snarker (unintentionally), Token Wholesome (due to their difficulty interacting with people), and Adventure Duo (both with Jack and Zane, sometimes Adventure Trio?) are the ones that jump out to me the most!

archetypes they fit: The Creator and The Explorer

Do they play any instruments? Sports?: No to both! the most sporty thing Vey does is explore and hike and fight. they do their best to stay in shape because they want to be a Vault Hunter one day, but they don’t do the sports thing. and they don’t really have an opportunity to or interest in playing instruments.

What are some items they always carry?: they always have their satchel with them, and it has a variety of crap in it, but always has their toolbox as well as a few spare tools, their Hyperion thermos they’ve been holding onto for six years because it keeps their water nice and cold at all times, their sketchbook so they can jot down ideas for their projects, and usually a snack.

Do they collect anything?: posters! and robotic scrap parts, even if they don’t use them in a project they just like to keep them.

What position do they sleep in?: on their right side with their hand tucked under their pillow, since they’re used to just using their hand as a pillow.

Which emoji would they use the most?: either 🤣 or 🙃 but like unironically and in the BEST possible way.

What languages do they speak?: English and some bandit. Jack is trying to teach them more bandit/psycho/whatever you wanna call it, and on Sanctuary III, Vey enjoys reading different language books

What’s their favorite expletive?: Varkidfucker.

What’s their favorite candle scent?: something simple, clean, and soft. like Amber Vanilla or fresh linen.

What songs remind you of them?: listen i haven’t been listening to a lot of music lately (i mostly just have minecraft videos on in the background while i do stuff), so i can’t give any songs without them feeling forced :(

Which animal would you say represents them?: most likely a wildcat, i think...

What stereotypical high school clique would they fit into?: the geeks for sure!

What would their favorite ride at an amusement park be?: hmm. you know the boat that goes back and forth and goes upside down and shit? yeah they’d be obsessed with that. or the fun house.

Do they believe in aliens? Ghosts? Reincarnation or something else?: yes to all? Aliens, check. Ghosts. Check. Reincarnation, check.

Do they follow any religions/gods? Do they celebrate holidays?: nah Vey isn’t particularly religious. they’ll celebrate holidays if the people they’re around celebrate them, but Vey doesn’t go out of their way to celebrate anything.

Which Deadly Sin do they most correspond to? Which Heavenly Virtue?: hmm. Pride & Diligence!

If you had to choose one tarot card to represent them, which would it be?: either the Hermit or the Tower.

[linos-teeth]

i got tagged

in the 50 questions and the about me tag by @chngbok ty browse!! these are a lot of questions and idk who i want to bother with them (unless you wanna be bothered then consider yourself tagged) but in case you wanna know some random stuff abt me there’s a lot of that under the cut!

what takes too much of your time?

currently, fic writing for sure

what makes your day better?

uhhh ideas, music, skz (except lino bc he literally just makes me cry)

what is the best thing that happened to you today?

lino in the victory song dance practice? (wow there's a theme already)

what fictional place would you like to go to?

hmmmmm the arbor wilds, the crossroads, the forge, h-047c, watford

are you good at giving advice?

nah

do you have any mental illness?

uhhhh not theoretically (as in not diagnosed oops)

have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?

luckily not

what musician inspired you the most?

boy i rly can't say, usually it's writers or games that inspire me and music not so much?

have you fallen in love?

most likely yeah

what’s your dream date?

idk man surprise me like...going out exploring and doing things i haven't done before that don't include any drugs or stuff also movies are good

what do others notice about you?

my hair (it's long)

what is an annoying habit that you have?

biting my uh...the skin next to my nails? and my lips? i guess?

do you still talk to your first love?

ha nah

how many ex’s do you have?

zero

how many songs are in your playlist?

i have 685 deezer faves

what instruments do you play?

piano, idk if recorder counts, used to play the oboe but...not any more

who do you have the most pictures of?

myself XD, my da/me chars, also random idol pictures for reaction memes

where would you like to go before you die?

uhhhhh a lot of places like...there's a lot of cities in europe i still wanna see and i wanna go back to paris and london and i also would love to visit like 294503 national parks in the us also maybe a desert (bc stars) and somewhere far north (for northern lights)

what’s your zodiac?

scorpio

do you relate to it?

nope

what is happiness to you?

just like...a content feeling? like...idk words for it but when you just stop and go like fuck this is rly good i'm rly comfy rn and not sad??? like just being good in your own skin?

are you going through anything right now?

not more than usual

what’s the worst decision you’ve ever made?

i made a few sucky time management decision throughout my uni time and still am so i guess that

what’s your favorite store?

what's a store

what’s your opinion on abortion?

i don't rly think i get to say much abt it while i'm not in a position where i can talk yknow? you should be allowed to but i imagine it's tough as shit too

do you keep a bucket list?

nah

do you have a favorite album?

A FEW there's wildness by snow patrol and mania by fob and wild world by bastille and miroh (that's currently tho that shit changes a lot)

what do you want for your birthday?

my birthday isn't happening for a while and what i want i kinda need before so xD for my birthday i wish i could be with my family but i won't be able to :/

what are most people’s first impression of you?

uhhhhh awk i guess which is right, also rly smart and like...organised which is wrong

what age to you seem according to most people?

apparently like 16, i always get asked when i finish school

where do you keep your phone while sleeping?

on my bed next to my pillow, stuffed under some plushies

what word do you say the most?

idk honestly i don't talk much probably some expletive

what’s the oldest age would you date?

idk man i'm not rly attracted to ppl much older than me never have been if it ever happened they'd prolly be like 2 years younger oops that's like the norm with crushes

what’s the youngest age would you date?

oh uh see above i guess like...currently i'm 23 so like? not younger than 20?

what job/career do most people say sould suit you?

they don't rly say anything abt that xD

what’s your favorite music genre?

uhhh rock? alt stuff? i love some folk and some pop too and i'm a slut for lofi

if you would live in any country in the world, where would it be?

here tbh

what’s your current favorite song?

u h h probably still chronosaurus! doesn't look like it's leaving that spot any time soon oops

how long have you have this blog for?

a bit over a month now?

what are you excited for?

how pathetic is it if i say my summer course? idk just...smth new i guess i'm looking forward to it (not to being away from games and photoshop)

are you a better talker or a listener?

listener

what is the last productive thing you did?

i finished vacuuming the house today

what do you want for Christmas?

s h r u g

what classes do you get the best grades in?

language stuff, music

on a scale of 1-10 how are you feeling right now?

a 4? maybe?

what can you see yourself doing in 10 years?

idk man i wanna go into speech therapy so?? that? or research even? but i gotta get into the masters first rip

when did you first get your heartbreak?

oh dear. probably like...in kindergarten when my crush was an absolute ass (so far, 80% of them have been there's a theme) i was pathetic

at what age do you want to get married?

idk man i guess in like 100 years when someone finally decides they rly want to put up with this mess

what career did you want to have as a child?

florist, author, actress

what do you crave right now?

hugs? and drawing skill

1. How tall are you?

i'm jisung-sized

2. What color are your eyes?

hazel

3. What color and style is your hair?

uhhhh dark blonde would be the accurate desc prolly? it's like...blondebrowngoldish and too long and i usually braid it and i have a super messy fringe

4. Do you wear glasses?

no

5. Do you have braces?

luckily not!

6. What’s your fashion sense?

casual and basic with a dash of experimental and sometimes a bit cutesy

7. Full name?

8. When were you born?

long, long ago, too long ago

9. Where are you from and where do you live

germany!

10. What school(s) do you go to?

no more school for me, i'm going to university

11. What kind of student are you?

the one that kinda gets by far too well for procrastinating so badly (all i have to say in my defense is that i'm anxious as shit abt everything)

12. Do you like school?

i used to!! like...the last 3 and first 3 years were chill

13. Fav subject?

music, history, english, latin

14. Fav TV shows?

i rly only watch b99 but i would be careful calling it my favorite since like...3 eps ago

15. Fav books?

my current fave is less by andrew sean greer (aka it was my fave last autumn and i've read like 3 since and they weren't super great)

16. Fav pastimes?

uhhh writing gaming music and lately, giffing too!

17. Do you have any regrets?

a couple

18. Dream job?

i mean i do still wish i could just like...do smth artsy like be an author or an illustrator but i'm bad at writing and literally cannot draw at all so

19. Would you ever like to be married?

yes absolutely

20. Would you like to have children?

kinda yeah?

21. If so, how many?

2

22. Do you like shopping?

only for a limited amount of time

23. What countries have you visited?

denmark, norway, france, the uk, spain, italy, austria, slovakia, we also drove through switzerland like twice

24. Scariest nightmare you’ve ever had?

uhhhhhh basically all of the end of the world/war scenario dreams i've had?

25. Any enemies?

does myself count

26. Do you have a significant other?

nah

27. Do you get along with your family?

yeah? we're not super close but we don't hate each other

28. Do you believe in miracles?

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES WHERE YA FROM YOU SEXY THING no but rly i do

29. How are you?

not terrible

[jasonblossomsghost]

1-64 and 65: If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?mm no more my own? i dissociate Constantly

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?4 unless i’m w someone else then 1

3. The person you would never want to meet?drumpf

4. What is your favorite word?hmm idk iridocyclitis is fun, a meme, and i work for an eye doctor so relevant to my occupation

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?i like weeping willows and i cry a lot so

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?we’re really doing this again huh

7. What shirt are you wearing?a long sleeved red and navy striped shirt that my mommy gave me

8. What do you label yourself as?a disaster

9. Bright room or dark room?bright room. fun fact: when i was ab 13 i could not sleep unless my overhead light was on. sometimes if im doing really badly i still need it lmao

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?uhh iirc i was talking to my boyfriend and playing wordscapes

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?idk 19 is going ok so far

12. Who told you they loved you last?my boyfriend

13. Your worst enemy?either myself or this one coworker of mine who i genuinely hate

14. What is your current desktop picture?just the preset one,,, idc that much lmao

15. Do you like someone?i mean my s/o is pretty cool sometimes

16. The last song you listened to?Outside - The Early November

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?me bitch tf

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?that one coworker... this one patient at my job who degrades me and my coworkers constantly

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?no one and nothing... i like to do things myself

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)idk tbh 

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?don’t really like this question or the phrase opposite sex in general  so pass /:

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?nah i’m Talentless

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?you know overflow drains in like bathtubs? until i was like 10 i had to have my back against them bc i was scared people could watch me through it 

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.i live off popcorn so i dont eat or like sandwiches really

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?put it in savings. i’m tryna move out in 6 months

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?hmm idk. i have a friend in san francisco i havent seen in forever so that would be lit

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?smirnoff 100%

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? no geminis

29. What is your favorite expletive?fuck

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?i was gonna say my fire safe box that has my social security card, birth certificate, etc then i was like wait a minute... but tbh idk maybe my laptop? or my purse?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?my childhood was like 98% trauma but like.. it made me not suck that bad so i’ll keep it

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!i wanna move to seattle but thats in country so.. no idea. sweden? i like ikea

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?don’t fuck w the dead. no one is coming back

34. What was your last dream about?last sunday night i dreamt i woke up monday (christmas eve) and didnt go to work even though i was supposed to (paranoia. i had the day off lmao)

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?i am very good at loving dogs

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?yeah lots of times lmao

37. Have you ever built a snowman?yep. shitty but a snowman

38. What is the color of your socks?black

39. What type of music do you like?depends. sad boi music lately

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?sunrises 100%

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?i can’t drink milk /: but maybe strawberry

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)i am gay idk sports

43. Do you have any scars?quite a few! i’m a clumsy clusterfuck

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?i’m currently in college for poli sci and after i graduate w my BA, i wanna go to law school

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?idk?? like i hate myself but i also dont really wanna change anything

46. Are you reliable?generally yes. but i am known to cancel plans bc i’m depressed lol

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?hows life dude

48. Do you hold grudges?oh hell yeah not gonna play like i dont

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?nope dont like that At All

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?nothing really stands out... probably something from work but i take 100 calls a day so? they all blur together

51. Are you a good liar?really good. i don’t lie though. i’m actually brutally honest bordering on asshole

52. How long could you go without talking?dayssss i love not speaking

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?uhh freshman year i had an awful side part... next

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?yeah! i’m really great at cooking and baking!

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?not really? i took 2 years french and 4 years spanish and to pronounce properly i have to talk differently so i guess i kinda take on an accent then? but not actually

56. What do you like on your toast?i have celiac and gluten free bread is like $5 i dont eat toast lmao

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?i had to do a portrait in the style of francis bacon for my art final

58. What would be you dream car?ideally something that uses clean energy other than that idc

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.no and no.. i just shower what y’all doing in the shower

60. Do you believe in aliens?1000000%

61. Do you often read your horoscope?not often.. like if i happen across it i’ll read it

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?i’m not sure. m is a nice letter

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?dinosaurs bc they were real

64. What do you think about babies?honestly? terrified of them 

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.if i were a bird maybe a magpie? or a crow or raven? or one of those really annoying parakeets

[phospadparadscha]

prime numbers! (1, 2 , 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61)

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

It’s more that I phrase into hyper-realizations that their lives are just as complicated as mine. Sometimes I feel like I’m not really here, but I know that’s not true.

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

2-3. I like the dark! But not all the time. If it’s dark outside, especially in the woods, I can get nervous. But I don’t get terrified.

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Most dictators. Meninists. Seth rogen. Most shitty people, tbh

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

I like to think I’d be a Sakura tree (the pink ones). But id also like to be a very colorful tree, or a fruit tree, always giving back!

7. What shirt are you wearing?

It’s a gym shirt, part of an outfit I haven’t worn until now since buying it because I was nervous it would look silly. But someone complimented it and I don’t think they were being sarcastic, so now I might wear it more often!

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

I liked being eleven, and I like being eighteen. And 8 was fun! Most of the inbetween stuff I try to forget.

13. Your worst enemy?

The creator of sausage party, and also this demon girl I know who I used to be friends with who tormented me. But she doesn’t matter to me anymore, which is a wonderful thing.

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

I’d say the president, but he’d just take everyone else down with him by electing Pence. So I guess, uh, whoever canceled the Get Down. And most male youtubers.

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

Nah, let people live for themselves. I’d just ask for them to buy me milkshakes though and drive me places because I don’t have my license.

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

I’m deathly terrified of earthworms. If I see an earthworm (not like normal worms, which also suck, but the pink big long ones) I will either break down crying or scream. I think I got it from this movie on Disney called fried worms that disgusted me as a kid. I’m actually okay with snakes and caterpillars, but earthworms? I can’t deal.

29. What is your favorite expletive?

“Phooey”. Aw, phooey! Also fuck, because it’s so versatile of a word.

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What would it be?

So many to choose from! Probably fifth grade. That was the pits.

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

I live in Florida, so not recently by a long shot. But I think I have when I was little and lived in Boston.

41. What’s your favorite milkshake flavor?

I love peanut butter! Not chunky, but creamy. And Oreo is nice, and plain vanilla can be good too.

43. Do you have any scars?

A few! I have some running down my arm from sliding across gravel at camp after falling from running (it’s ok Trillian I forgive you) and one on my finger from trying to learn how to knit and getting so frustrated that I throw my knitting needles across the room and cut myself by accident.

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

What animation have you made yet? What job do you have, or internship? Are you doing what you want? I’m so excited for you at SCAD, you make me so proud!

53. What has been your worst haircut/style?

Shorter hair down to my shoulders. It wasn’t good looking and looked flat!

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

I choreograph music videos in the shower lmao. And I sing a lot. Much to the ire of my family.

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

Not the daily horoscopes, but yeah I do sometimes read my zodiac sign (Leo). I like astrology, it’s fun!

Thanks for all the wonderful questions I love u!!

[shadowburner76]

DO THEM QUESTIONS TOO BBY, A L L. O F. T H E M. /ineedtoknowmoarabtsenpaihuehuehqodbaosk/ ( ˘▽˘)teheh--

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?Not really.2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?Four tbh. I don't really like the dark too much?? It isn't 100% afraid of the dark, more of what's within it and watching me, you know?3. The person you would never want to meet?Donald Trump. I'd probably end up beating the shit out of him.4. What is your favorite word?Fuck5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?A weeping willow! I rlly love them and they're so pretty 6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?"Oh god"7. What shirt are you wearing?My 'Gaming Peridot' shirt! Hella comfy 8. What do you label yourself as?A Raging Bisexual9. Bright room or dark room?Dark bc nap time10. What were you doing at midnight last night?Tryin to help a fren out11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?Like,, five? I was livin on a farm w/ goats and a cow who thought he was a goat. I also rlly like my age now bc my birbs, cats and pupper12. Who told you they loved you last?My dad. It was kinda awkward 13. Your worst enemy?My mom's boyfriend. He's a dick.14. What is your current desktop picture?I think my last desktop picture on my sisters computer was Zenyetta from OW15. Do you like someone?Possibly 16. The last song you listened to?Wait For It from Hamilton 17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?Probably myself 18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?My mom and my mom's boyfriend 19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?Probably Ohmwrecker?? I'd force him to play video games with me20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)My thighs,, thicc af 21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?I'd be taller, have a lil bit of muscle and if wank it22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?Falling asleep in the most uncomfortable places 23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?Basements. Don't like em,, never will. I used to be rlly fuckin afraid of mirrors too?? I'd scream and start crying whenever I saw one24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.Steak and cheese, pepper, onion, spinach and ranch 25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?Bird clipping, some snack, lighter fluid and so on26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?F r a n c e27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?Captain Morgan 28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Weed is legal and you can't do shit about it29. What is your favorite expletive?Fuck30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?Probably my Eevee??31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?Abuse.32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!Japan, France or Greece33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?My cat. Junebug34. What was your last dream about?Tbh I don't know?? I think it was one where I had a twin sister and bad things happened and it ended up with my head bashed into a water fountain and my eye missing.35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?Are you a good person to animals?36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?Yup. All throughout my life. Got sick a lot as a kid and later in life a ton of shit happened and wowow a lot of hospital visits 37. Have you ever built a snowman?Every year38. What is the color of your socks?I don't have any on, but I love my funky socks. They have wild designs and I like to mismatch them39. What type of music do you like?Anything and everything40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?Sunsets41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?Peanut butter and banana 42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)Cincinnati Bengals for American football, but I don't rlly know any soccer teams qrivnb never found interest in the sport43. Do you have any scars?Yup. One on my chin, my knees and elbows, forearm, stomach, forearm and abdomen area44. What do you want to be when you graduate?Zookeeper45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?Weight46. Are you reliable?I mean, kinda?? Like I am at times, but then other times I suck complete ass47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?Have you completed your life goals?48. Do you hold grudges?Yes. I hold them very easily and for years at a time49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?An owl and a wolf 50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?I accidentally sent a friend a weird picture of my face and I screamed for them to delete their messages and to not look then I sent a crying picture with "hnnng" across the bottom.51. Are you a good liar?Yes52. How long could you go without talking?Like,, three days to never replying ever 53. What has been you worst haircut/style?I cut my hair to ears length and I justSweet child why,, multiple people called me young man too54. Have you ever baked your own cake?Yes55. Can you do any accents other than your own?Yea I pick up on accents vvv easilyI was talking to my sister and slipped into what people would call a "Boston accent" and my sister was like "dude wtf you went all Boston on us,, u doin okay?"56. What do you like on your toast?Butter and jelly 57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?A mask for my oc?58. What would be you dream car?Jeep59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.I sing and sit instead of standing60. Do you believe in aliens?Yes 61. Do you often read your horoscope?Nah62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?J or W63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?Why can't it be both???64. What do you think about babies?Please don't put them in my arms,, I don't wanna drop em65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.Penis

[floridkore]

1-65

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

yes 

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

answered :)

3. The person you would never want to meet?

hm. i dont really know. 

4. What is your favorite word?

blep

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

can i be an orange tree because i like oranges 

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

god you look pale and sick as shiitttttt (i woke up feeling extremely sick)

7. What shirt are you wearing?

this flowery pink white and black shirt 

8. What do you label yourself as?

and idiot 

9. Bright room or dark room?

bright room 

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

actually sleeping for once.

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

19

12. Who told you they loved you last?

blakeeee

13. Your worst enemy?

myself (ay saz got deep there didnt ya mate)

14. What is your current desktop picture?

its a default windows one cuz im lazy 

15. Do you like someone?

yes

16. The last song you listened to?

uhhh paradise by the dashboard light - meatloaf 

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? 

omg donald trump 

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

i can’t tell people know this person 

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

i would be the slave, ill have to do all the chores that ive been procrastinating 

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

hm i dont know

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

id look like my brother. when we were younger we were always stopped andn asked if we were twins (which isnt true) and i wouldnt do anything. probably nothing tbh i mean id freak out but what can i do 

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

i do not have a secret talent 

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

i have no idea 

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

its gotta have turkey ham turkey breast and turkey bacon and a whole lotta salad like lettuce olives peppers - you know what just get me a subway melt from subway, love. cheers 

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? 

most likely food tbh

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? 

ITALYYY

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

nothing. i dont drink. that aint an angel that’s shaytaan

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

oh. the first rule i would place in is that no one is allowed to harm the environment like cut down trees and shit without acknowledging people because what if they completely destroy the island??? whats gonna happen to our resources. nah you’re not allowed to do shit without approval my dude

29. What is your favorite expletive?

unsure 

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

phone

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE, LOVE

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

to italy i go 

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

man. i dunno anyone personally whos dead. unsure 

34. What was your last dream about?

being in an apartment with blake in italy

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? 

no. good at what you may ask. i am good at nothing 

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? 

nope

37. Have you ever built a snowman? 

yes 

38. What is the color of your socks? 

im not wearing any right now 

39. What type of music do you like?

it varies 

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

both pls dont make me choose

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

chocolate

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

none 

43. Do you have any scars?

yes 

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

who fucking knows at this point 

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

everything 

46. Are you reliable?

i try to be 

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

do you get a happy ending 

48. Do you hold grudges? 

dependss on the person. my friend? ill forget what i was even mad about in like 5 minutes. someone i dislike? ill hold a grudge for a lifetime 

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? 

nope. 

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

ummm i dont know but it was probably because of me 

51. Are you a good liar?

ish ? dependss 

52. How long could you go without talking?

not very long 

53. What has been you worst haircut/style? 

short bob

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? 

yes 

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

i fail at accents but im writing this in a welsh accent you know my love (dont ask me. ive been doing it the whoooollleeee thing) 

56. What do you like on your toast? 

butter and marmite 

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

samirah al abbas

58. What would be you dream car? 

damn anything big 

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. 

i sing 

60. Do you believe in aliens? 

i guess

61. Do you often read your horoscope? 

not often only when i see it 

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

hmm u because you is mighty fine 

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

dragons 

64. What do you think about babies? 

i love babies 

[sonnets-and-snowdrops]

Easy As 🎂

Fandom: Saiyuki Pairing: 58 if you squiiiiiint (though you don’t really have to squint that hard tbh) Genre: Fluff / slice-of-life-ish / friendship / birthday fic! Rating: G Word Count: 2k this was supposed to be short and sweet but it turned out to be long and sweet oops Summary: Hakkai wakes late one night to an unexpected clamor in the kitchen. He investigates, and before long, he discovers that his roommate has a sweet side. So to speak. Author’s Note: This is my first published Saiyuki fic ever, so - um - I’m a little nervous about posting, actually? But, I mean - I couldn’t not do something for Hakkai’s birthday this year. I’ve been putting off joining the Saiyuki fandom for ages as it is, and the timing of Hakkai’s birthday with the ending of the ReLoad Blast! anime yesterday struck me as mildly poetic. Not sure how, exactly but… well, that’s the “mildly” part? Meh. Anyway. Also, I dunno how well this little thing really reflects my typical fic writing (read: I am normally the mayor of Angst City so be warned for the future my friends), but heck, it’s a birthday fic. And god knows poor Hakkai can use a few genuine smiles. So… yeah! Enjoy! This work is un-beta’d. All errors are mine.

He doesn’t spend many of his nights sleepless anymore.

He has, little by little, found it easier and easier to close his eyes - both of them - at the close of day, and to silently bear his pain when, night by night, the cold moon quietly bares its face. He has, little by little, ceased marveling at his unlikely survival, and he has, little by little, convinced himself to stop running his curious fingers over the ugly patch of raised, ridged skin upon his stomach beneath the layers of pajamas and bedsheets. He has, little by little, learned to accept that, however much he might wish otherwise, the rain will still fall some nights.

He has, little by little, begun to forget.

That’s what Cho Hakkai tells himself, anyway.

Which isn’t to say, of course, that Cho Hakkai regularly sleeps the whole night through. On the contrary, he’s grown accustomed to late-night clamor, and to drunken footsteps in the hall, and he knows exactly what it sounds like when his roommate grumbles his unintelligible frustration at his inability to crack open his tall, cool nightcap after two, and sometimes three, and sometimes four or more attempts. He’s come to recognize the plastic rattle of dirty dishes crash-landing in the sink, and the heavy thud of his incidental companion crash-landing in his bed in the room next door. Some nights, if his body is feeling especially restless or his ears are feeling especially perceptive, he can even make out the faint click and hiss that signals the lighting of the day’s last cigarette; on these nights, he always finds himself fretting - probably unnecessarily, even he can admit - over images of stray, smoldering ashes falling lightly to the floor and setting the meager house aflame.

Tonight, as usual, Hakkai wakes in the small hours of the morning to the slamming of a door and the muttering of a colorful string of expletives. He allows himself a small, solitary smile in the dark. He’s home safe, then. Good. Deny it though he might like to, Hakkai can’t pretend that he doesn’t worry, sometimes. It’s clear to him that Sha Gojyo occasionally mingles with a less-than-savory crowd. Hakkai has seen the scars upon his host’s face, but he hasn’t yet summoned the boldness to inquire about them. Besides, he always reflects when these thoughts occur to him, who am I, of all people, to judge a man for the scars he bears?

But those thoughts, Hakkai decides, are best left alone for the time being. He’s satisfied that the grisliest half of Gojyo’s evening has come to an end, and that, for now, is more than enough. And so, Hakkai rolls onto his side, pulls his blankets up to his chin, lets out a contented yawn, and prepares himself to sleep well until at least sunrise.

He barely makes it five minutes.

A massive clatter shatters the stillness. Instantly, Hakkai sits bolt upright. He sticks his hand out sideways, feeling around blindly on the nightstand for his glasses. When he finally locates them, he thrusts the thin frames onto his face and tumbles, barefoot, out of bed, throwing open the bedroom door and sprinting to the kitchen. “Gojyo?” he calls, his voice still thick with sleep. “Gojyo? What happened?”

In truth, Hakkai half-expects to find Gojyo sprawled on the ceramic floor, bleeding, or in a puddle of his own sick, or worse. A faint groan rises from the general direction of the kitchen, and Hakkai, his concern mounting, quickens his pace. “Gojyo!” he calls again, careening around the corner and skidding to a desperate halt. “Gojyo, I heard a crash! Something loud - are you all - ”

Just like that, Hakkai’s question dies in his mouth. For a moment, all he can do is stand in the kitchen doorway and blink, very stupidly, at what he sees. “Gojyo?” he hears himself say. His voice sounds small and silly and strangely far away.

Gojyo, for his part, blinks right back.

“Oh,” he says, helpfully. “Crap.”

Gojyo’s standing bent over the kitchen table, wearing nothing but his raggedy jeans and a sheepish smile. A mess of mixing bowls, stirring spoons, measuring devices, sacks of flour and sugar and spices, bottles of essences and extracts, a carton of eggs, a jug of milk, and about a dozen other items that must have been buried deep in the recesses of their kitchen cupboards, are spread out in a precarious-looking heap on the tabletop. All of it is completely covered in flour.

Gojyo himself is completely covered in flour, too. It sprinkles his eyelashes, and appears in standout splotches in his hair, the dusty white uncannily bright against the deep red. “Uh,” he says. “Hiya, Hakkai.” He starts to let out a mildly self-conscious laugh, but then a look of stark confusion comes over his face - and he sneezes, sending a brand new shower of flour, looking for all the world like a great, white, miniature volcano, blasting through the air. He sniffs, and wipes his nose with the back of one grimy hand. “Sorry, man,” he says. “I didn’t mean to wake ya.”

Hakkai takes a few cautious steps closer to the flour-flooded table. “What on earth,” he asks, “are you doing? And,” he adds, casting a swift glance to the clock on the wall, “at three in the morning, too.”

Gojyo shrugs. “Nothing,” he says, but Hakkai sees the way his smile turns sly. “Why don’t you just go on back to sleep. Okay?”

“With the kitchen in this state? I certainly think not.”

“I’ll clean it up. Promise.”

“Gojyo,” Hakkai says firmly, moving forward with purpose now, “I’ve seen what your attempts at ‘cleaning’ look like. Needless to say, no matter how earnest that promise is, I won’t be able to rest until I’ve tidied things up myself.”

“Uh - hang on, Hakkai - ”

“What is it?”

“Just - uh - hang on a sec, man - w-wait!”

Suddenly, Gojyo has his arms spread out wide, and he’s blocking Hakkai’s way to the mess on the kitchen table. Hakkai crosses his arms, and plays at patience. “You know, Gojyo,” he says mildly, “it’s considerably more difficult to clean something when you’re not allowed access to the thing you’re intending to clean.”

“Uh - yeah. Yeah, no, for sure. Just, uh - ”

“Would you move aside, please?”

“Uh - ”

Hakkai is trying his best not to grow exasperated, but in truth, it’s becoming more and more difficult by the second. “Gojyo,” he finally says, speaking through a tight smile, “what are you hiding?”

He watches Gojyo’s eyes flicker back and forth, rapid and nervous, between the table and his roommate. “Uh,” he says again - and then he hangs his head, and lets his arms fall to his sides. “It’s dumb,” he confesses, his voice low. “It’s - it’s really stupid.”

“Oh?”

“Nah, like - like, really, supremely stupid - ”

“Try me?” Gojyo glances up, and even through the flour that cakes his face, Hakkai can see a faint blush creeping into his roommate’s cheeks. He’s embarrassed, Hakkai realizes abruptly. “I won’t laugh, Gojyo. I won’t.”

“Tch,” Gojyo says. “Bullshit. You laugh at everything, Hakkai.”

“Not everything.”

“ - a-ha-ha-ha, like that - ”

“Not everything, Gojyo.”

“C’mon, you know exactly what I’m talkin’ about, don’t gimme that look - ”

He’s not quite sure whether it’s the right thing to do or not, but for better or for worse, Hakkai reaches out and lays his steady hands on Gojyo’s dusty shoulders. “Gojyo,” he says, and Gojyo’s rapid-fire words stop in their tracks. Hakkai looks squarely into his roommate’s bloodred eyes. “I won’t laugh,” Hakkai repeats one more time, and he hopes his voice sounds warm and honest. “No matter how - ah - stupid - you think it is.”

“…okay.” Gojyo takes a deep breath, then lets it out through his teeth. “I was trying to bake a cake.”

For the second time that night, Hakkai finds himself blinking dumbly at his roommate. “A cake?” he repeats.

“A cake.”

Hakkai feels the corners of his mouth quirking upwards, but he stops them, lest Gojyo think he’s about to let out a burst of laughter. “Whatever for?” he manages.

“Uh. Well,” Gojyo says, breaking away from Hakkai and reaching for one of the low-backed chairs tucked in at the kitchen table; Hakkai resists a strong urge to cringe as he watches Gojyo sit down, settling his backside without any care for the abundance of flour covering the seat. “You, uh - you’ve been here for a little while now, y’know?” Gojyo starts, not meeting Hakkai’s eyes.

“Yes,” Hakkai replies. “And you know how grateful I am for every- ”

“Save it,” Gojyo says, with a crass wave of his hand. “I’ve heard all of that from you before. Anyway,” he continues, “Today’s the first day of fall, so - I mean, I sorta guessed - and I might’a remembered wrong, but - but I coulda sworn you once told me your birthday was in the fall. Right?”

At that, Hakkai’s mouth falls dead open. “Oh,” he says. “Gojyo…”

“Right? Fall, right?”

“Ah - near enough, yes - ”

“Aw, shit.” Gojyo’s fist lands hard on the dusty table. “Did I mess up? Is it spring? I knew it wasn’t winter - dunno why I remembered that for some reason, but - ”

“No, no,” Hakkai says, moving sideways to pull a second chair out from under the table, and seating himself upon it, suddenly heedless of the messy flour that’s sure to make a distinct impression on his immaculate pajamas. “You were very close. The equinox shifts slightly from year to year, of course - ”

“The equi-what-now?”

“The - the first day of fall, that is - ”

“Oh.” A spark of hope alights in Gojyo’s face. “So - so I was right? Did I remember right, Hakkai? Your birthday’s the first day of fall?”

“Almost,” Hakkai says, and this time, he allows his mouth to curve fully into the smile that it wanted to make earlier. “Usually, it falls - ” He pauses, wincing slightly at the accidental pun in his words, “ - on the last day of summer.”

“Huh,” Gojyo says. “Guess I didn’t do too bad, then, huh?”

“No,” Hakkai answers. “No indeed, Gojyo. You didn’t.”

They sit silently together, in the dark, flour-dusted kitchen, for a long moment. Then, it occurs to Hakkai to wonder -

“Say, Gojyo?”

“Yeah?”

“Do you - um - actually know how to make a cake?”

“…uh.”

Hakkai smiles again. “Not to worry,” he says, rising, and brushing his hands crisply together. “I’ll help you.”

“You can’t make your own birthday cake, moron,” Gojyo says, an affectionate smirk twisting his features - but he, too, rises, tucking a strand of white-caked crimson hair behind one ear to get it out of his face.

And so, they get to work. Hakkai shows Gojyo how to sift flour properly, and Gojyo shows Hakkai that confusing tablespoons for teaspoons and dumping an ostensible excess of vanilla extract into a bowl of batter probably won’t spoil a whole entire cake. They bake, and they joke, and they fling flour and eggshells at each other - something that, prior to this year, Hakkai would never, never, have envisioned himself doing - and, in the end, the cake makes it into the oven, the dishes make it back into the cabinets, and Hakkai and Gojyo make it back into their seats, exhausted and batter-spattered and laughing like idiots.

“So, yesterday,” Gojyo says, after their laughter finally, finally settles. “Your birthday was yesterday.”

“Yes.”

“Happy birthday, man.”

“Thank you.”

Gojyo cocks his head to the side. “How old are you?” he asks, eyeing Hakkai’s face and considering. “Is this a lucky year for you or anything?”

At that, Hakkai can only smile.

“It’s my first birthday,” he says.

Gojyo stares, perplexed.

Hakkai chuckles. Perhaps, he acknowledges, it was cruel of me to put it that way. And after Gojyo made such a nice gesture, too. “I’m sorry,” Hakkai says softly. “What I mean is - Cho Gonou has had many birthdays. But this is Cho Hakkai’s first.”

Understanding dawns in Gojyo’s face. “Ahh,” he says, the corners of his eyes crinkling in amusement. “I get it. Cool. That’s cool.” He leans back in his chair and fishes a cigarette from his pocket, lays it between his lips, and lights it up, and the smell of stale tobacco begins to mingle with the aroma of baking cake.

And Hakkai watches, and he lets his smile grow even wider. “And do you know what?” he asks.

Gojyo takes a drag on his cigarette, and he lets the smoke out in a dark, elegant stream that cuts through the mites of flour still lingering in the air and rises to the ceiling. “Hm?”

Hakkai’s grinning now - perhaps, he realizes, for the first time in nearly a year.

“Given the circumstances,” he says, “I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

Final Authors’s Note: …also also, fielding opinions here - should I pop this little fic on AO3? Wasn’t sure whether it was quite worthy of that dubious honor, but I’m open to opinions? Thanks again for reading! And happy birthday, Hakkai!

*UPDATE* …I caved. You can now find this fic here on AO3 (Which is to say, if you liked it, drop by and leave kudos? M-maybe? *hides*) Thanks to @imaginarydragonling​, @alienatheart​, and @clarisselily-writes​ for your encouragement :)

[mindsmade]

ABOUT THE MUN.

ONE

name:   luca

nickname:   o boy ... luke, lux, lookie, looks, euro, bokito and about 43 expletives

zodiac sign:   aries ( a few hours later n i’d be a taurus though but who cares )

height:   1.69 metres / ± 5′6″ ?

orientation:   straight

ethnicity:   white

favorite fruit:   cherries atm

favorite season:   spring

favorite book:   the lord of the rings trilogy, now and forever

favorite flower:   don’t have one tbh

favorite scent:   probably any sort of dessert lbrh

favorite animal:   capybaras!!! also ring-tailed lemurs ;w;

coffee, tea, or hot cocoa?  i love all but i drink coffee most often

average hours of sleep:   varies from 7 - 9

cats or dogs?   dogs

favorite fictional character:   i have a multi + 3 other rp blogs, what do u think

dream trip:   new zealand ( also vancouver tbh )

when was your blog created?   october 2015

what do you post about?   replies, occasional memes i’m tagged in, photo/gifsets

do you get asks on a regular basis?   nah

aesthetic:   each and every kermit the frog meme tbh

favorite band/artist?   can’t choose !!!

fictional characters I’d date:  where do i start ??? question is would they date me LMAO

Hogwarts house:   slytherin apparently

TWO

countries I’ve lived in:   switzerland ( when i was tiny ) and the netherlands. also 2 relatively short bouts in canada

favorite fandom:   tolkien’s legendarium, mass effect, dragon age, sense8 ??? idk depends on if we’re talking in general or like the tumblr scene specifically

languages you speak:   dutch, english, some french and i can understand german but can’t speak it worth shit tbh

favorite film of 2016:   soidfjsoi uM moana or arrival!!

last article you read:   something about the province i live in 

shuffle your music library and put your first three songs here:   the hunt by týr / rivals by kensington / do you remember by jarryd james

last thing you bought online:   a bong .......

how would your friends describe you?   they’d probably point out the ‘socially inept’ thing alongside the obligated mention of my open-mindedness and my considerable academic aspirations, lol

how would your enemies describe you?   as a disgusting social justice warrior with no regard for traditional values probably

who would you take a bullet for?   my dog and yvonne strahovski tbh

Tagged by: @niennaful ( thank u!! ) Tagging: @vezely / @hexagonass / @breathofarda / @sadderforit / @viragod / @loveforged / @synthmama / @warriorswithin / literally whoever else wants to tbh bc this is a Good Meme

[paler-than-thou]

a’ight so

you just want

everything

welp

here we go (under a read more to save dashes)

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? In the real sense or in the alien/gods/etc sense? XD Nah, I’m aware there’s things other than humans to this world. I don’t doubt, because hell, I know.

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? I’d say about a 2, headed into 4-5 depending on mood, people I’m with and if I’m in an unfamiliar place.

3. The person you would never want to meet? I don’t really know? Can’t think of any one person, tbh. There’s plenty I’d hate (like Trump etc) but yeah...

4. What is your favorite word? Oh fuck, I don’t know. It’s more of a phrase but ‘Damn straight’ I guess? There’s a few I like the sound/feel of saying, and a lot of Polish I like (’przyjaciel’ being no 1 for sound and meaning) but yeah.

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? Uh. Prehistoric and smelly.

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? Good god why.

7. What shirt are you wearing? Nada, clothes are for heretics.

8. What do you label yourself as? Different and weird. But I think this might mean more sexuality-wise? I’m an quoiromantic asexual transman with a beard and I’m not afraid to use it.

9. Bright room or dark room? Dark room, every time. Prefer low lights.

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? Playing Doom and cackling.

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? This age, until I’m the next one.

12. Who told you they loved you last? @koto056 by a narrow margin ^^

13. Your worst enemy? Myself, honestly.

14. What is your current desktop picture? Hah, I go to take a screenshot and welp, story time. I have a two-screen setup, one smaller than the other, and the one on the left is uh...when I first came on the internet as a wee artist I didn’t really know/care about tracing/editing other people’s work. I found one I liked of @anndr‘s pieces and edited it without permission, and I have never put it up for people to see because it was a shit thing to do. I keep it as a reminder of not to be a shitheel and because it was done so I could better visualise a character, and I never will either, so yeah. No desktop pic here.

15. Do you like someone? Well, I got two partners, so I assume so.

16. The last song you listened to? Twenty One Pilots - Heathens

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? There are too many people for this one to be answered. ¬¬

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Again, too many people. 

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? Nooooot comfortable with this question (though @koto056 will probably know the first thing that came to mind)

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) I’d say my eyes. I mean

look at this cute motherfucker

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? Loaded question. Honestly, I’d cry and then hide until the day was over.

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? I dunno, possibly to be as annoying as humanely possible? Heh, that’s the shitty inner voice talking. I guess the fact I can make people smile no matter what and feel genuinely cared for?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? I’m not sure I have unique fears. Heights, claustrophobia, arachnophobia, eye stuff, dentists...

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. I’ll make it in a minute.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? Art supplies or straight to bank for MCM monies.

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? Ireland, maybe Poland, not sure.

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? Well, I can’t drink thanks to my pills, so I’d probably just ask for tea as it’s brewed. :3

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Don’t Be A Dick.

29. What is your favorite expletive? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? My computer. That shit cost nearly £2k, I am not letting it burn.

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Loaded question there. Honestly, I wouldn’t erase the years of abuse and bullshit because it’d be erasing a fundamental part of my development into this wonderful human being I can stand to be now. But if I could do so without it affecting me? Yeah, that’s a no-brainer.

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Ireland 8D

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Yeah, no. I wouldn’t. I mean there’s plenty about the whole ‘gone too soon’ but...no, I wouldn’t.

34. What was your last dream about? Nothing good 8D woo for nightmares and flashbacks huh.

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? I dunno, am I?

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Yuuuup. More times than I’d like. Latest was this January after having an internal stitch go necrotic and cause me to lose 2 pints+ of blood.

37. Have you ever built a snowman? Once ^^

38. What is the color of your socks? Bare Naked Beans

39. What type of music do you like? Anything that isn’t obnoxious to my ears, mostly things with good bass/beats as I can hear them a bit better.

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Both are just as beautiful.

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Banananananananananana.

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) Hand Egg and Leg Ball bores me to tears so...none.

43. Do you have any scars? Too many.

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? Well, I ain’t in college/uni so...

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? The chronic pain.

46. Are you reliable? Depends on how. In communication/getting shit done? Probably not. In being there when needed? Absolutely.

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? Lottery numbers.

48. Do you hold grudges? Nah. Too much energy. I get angry, it burns out, I let it go.

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? Snekbirb!

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? Holy shit, what sort of question is this? So many holy fuck

51. Are you a good liar? Yup. Incredibly so. At one point I was almost pathological - lying even when I didn’t need to - though now it comes out rarely as embellishing. Means I’m a great storyteller, but I used to be very manipulative/unknowingly gaslighty with it. Thankfully I grew out of it and got better.

52. How long could you go without talking? Hours, really. I sit with the fiancee for a long time without really saying anything other than the odd request for tea. Other than that? Yeah, I talk for days.

53. What has been you worst haircut/style? Buzzcut. I don’t suit it.

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? Yup, with varying degrees of success XD

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? Plenty.

56. What do you like on your toast? Honey, jam, peanut butter, fish...

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? A wolf! With wings! On fire!

58. What would be you dream car? Chauffeur-driven.

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. Sing, talk to myself, act out rps/conversations...

60. Do you believe in aliens? It’s a statistical impossibility that we’re alone, but also very very fucking unlikely we’ll ever be contacted simply through sheer numbers.

61. Do you often read your horoscope? If only to laugh at it/swear at the fact I’m a fucking typical Scorpio yeah...

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? ...Whut. Um. Well. I don’t know? X maybe?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Oh come on, dragons.

64. What do you think about babies? Nice. Soft. Good smell, unless not. Squidge.

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.  No one put in a q for this so...w/e 8D

[underabr0kensky]

65 Questions You Aren't Used To

Because I’m bored and tired and the Slayer show was fucking awesome.

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? Nah. I mean I’ve thought about that, it’s a fun concept, but I don’t think I’m in a coma and just making up my life or whatever.

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? Not. I love the dark. It’s comfy.

3. The person you would never want to meet? That piece of shit that abused my friend because I’d beat him to death more than likely.

4. What is your favorite word? Fuck, I suppose. I say it more than anything else I think lol.

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? A weeping willow. Because they weep. Like my soul.

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? I don’t even know if I looked in the mirror at all today, at least not to see myself.

7. What shirt are you wearing? The Slayer shirt I just spent way too much fucking money on. Worth it though.

8. What do you label yourself as? I don’t. I’m just me. A metalhead, I guess.

9. Bright room or dark room? Dark. Brightness is a curse.

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? Uhh. I think I was drinking and watching Firefly.

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? I guess 21? Or maybe 23, but that’s only because of what happened around that time.

12. Who told you they loved you last? I’m not sure. Megan, maybe?

13. Your worst enemy? My own depressed-ass brain tbh.

14. What is your current desktop picture? It’s a slideshow of a bunch of anime girls. Judge me.

15. Do you like someone? I love her, yes.

16. The last song you listened to? “Lean On” by Major Lazer.

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Shit, I’m too tired to be that pissed at anyone. I guess, again, the abusive piece of shit.

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? The abusive piece of shit. Also myself a lot of the time.

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? Emma Watson, but I wouldn’t really make her do anything. Just kinda be like “Hey it would be cool if you were my girlfriend for a day”.

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) My hair and my eyes, it’s a toss-up. I’d say my hair though.

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? I have no fucking clue, probably dead sexy like I am now lmao. First thing I’d do is masturbate because I’m pretty sure that’s what everyone would do. Everybody’s curious. After that I’d, I dunno, go hit on people I guess?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? Nah, my few talents are not secret.

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? Nothing really, all my fears are normal.

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. Fuck it I’d probably go with PB+J.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? Right at the moment I’d save it for Metallica tickets.

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? Probably South Dakota, honestly. I want to hang out with Jess again if she’d be up for it.

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? Jim Beam Distiller’s Cut. Gimme that discontinued shit.

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Mountain Dew is a fundamental human right.

29. What is your favorite expletive? FUCK.

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? The box on my dresser. It’s got all the stuff Jess gave me in it. Cards, drawings, etc. It’s the most important thing I have.

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Probably my mom almost dying back in 2010.

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Ima go to Switzerland then, fuck yeah.

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Jeff Hanneman. Slayer reunion motherfuckers.

34. What was your last dream about? I have no idea. Probably about work -_-

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? I am an excellent kisser, yes.

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Yup. Once for a wreck and once for attempted suicide.

37. Have you ever built a snowman? Yeah, whenever we’d actually get snow here, which is fucking never.

38. What is the color of your socks? I’m not wearing any.

39. What type of music do you like? Everything, but I’m a metalhead.

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Sunsets. It means night is coming.

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Hmm. Heath bar I suppose. Banana is fucking great too.

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) Titans and Patriots. I don’t give a lonely mountain-dwelling fuck about soccer.

43. Do you have any scars? Several. One on my right shin where a fucking fax machine fell on me. One between my right thumb and index finger where I caught the blade of a dagger, long and retarded story. And another really close to that one where I jumped down off my bed and accidentally fucking stabbed my hand with my guitar’s headstock. That one still hurts sometimes.

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? When I graduate what? This shitty existence? lol. I wanna be a rockstar dad.

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My fucking mental issues would go away.

46. Are you reliable? Yeah, very.

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? “Did you get to try again with her?”

48. Do you hold grudges? Yeah. Only if it’s someone I don’t really like though. I can’t get mad at people I like.

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? A cat-bird hybrid. It would try to hunt itself.

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? I have plenty of weird-as-shit conversations with one of the guys at work because he’s just fucking weird. It’s usually about anime-related shit.

51. Are you a good liar? Yes. Had to be growing up with a dad that’s like a living bullshit-detector.

52. How long could you go without talking? A good while. Sometimes on weekends I don’t really say shit.

53. What has been you worst haircut/style? When I had short hair. Ugh I look awful with short hair.

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? Nope.

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? I can kinda sorta do a British and Australian accent.

56. What do you like on your toast? Butter or jelly.

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? I have no fucking idea, I suck at drawing. I think the last time I actually attempted to draw was when Jess and I did the Drawlloween Challenge back in 2015.

58. What would be you dream car? Lamborghini Diablo SE-30.

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. Nope, I’m usually in a hurry so I just shower fast as shit.

60. Do you believe in aliens? I think it’s definitely possible but I don’t think they float around abducting people.

61. Do you often read your horoscope? Nah, I have friends who do it for me lol.

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? Uhh. Q I guess? Because it’s barely ever used lol.

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Dragons, fuck kind of question is that? Dinosaurs are little bitch ass pussies compared to dragons.

64. What do you think about babies? Nope. Nope. Never. Nope.

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. I can roll my tongue into a tube. It helps with playing harmonica.

[smokescreen24]

64 Questions you aren’t used to

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? Not particularly - everyone has a life as vivid and interesting as mine. I just don’t know what they are.

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 0. Can that be my answer? Because it is. I actually really like the dark. 

3. The person you would never want to meet? A handful of folks come to mind. Like the current President of the USA. 

4. What is your favorite word? I really wish this was a joke, but - fuck. I use that word A LOT. Like, a lot a lot. 

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? Probably a palm tree. They do best in warm weather, and I love summer. Or maybe an oak tree? I’m not sure. 

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? That I could actually pack a lunch in the bags under my eyes. That, and I need to put more red back in my hair. It’s fading out. 

7. What shirt are you wearing? I’m actually wearing a light jacket as a shirt. It’s comfy. 

8. What do you label yourself as? Cishet, and I’m by my family’s standards a girly-girl in comparison to my sister. 

9. Bright room or dark room? Depends on the room, tbh. Like my kitchen and bathroom are super bright, but my living room is pretty dim - less glare on my tv screen.

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping. Swear to Jesus. 

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? 19. I was working at the one job I actually enjoyed. 

12. Who told you they loved you last? My husband. We just got done talking. 

13. Your worst enemy? As far as I know, I don’t have one. 

14. What is your current desktop picture? Cybertron. I’m not kidding. 

15. Do you like someone? Heck, I married the poor guy! Luckily, he’s a tolerant man.

16. The last song you listened to? The Sound of My Voice by Jon Heintz

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Ooh, that’s tough. Can I get back to you on that one?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? This one, however is easy. I’d like to punch one of my Mom’s ex’s in the face. 

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? *raises eyebrows* Do I have to keep it PG, or can I nudge this towards an R rating? Because those are two different answers. 

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) My eyes. They’re blue-grey. If you look up the color for Ion’s Shark Blue, it’s close to what my eye color is. 

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? Honestly, I’d look even more like my father. And I’d probably freak the hell out, not gonna lie. 

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? I don’t think so. 

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? What qualifies as a unique phobia? 

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. Philly cheesesteak sandwich with all the fixings, for the win. 

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? Like a boring adult. Groceries. I could use the boost. 

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?  My ass is going to London! See ya’ll later! 

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? Shoot. I like a lot of alcoholic drinks. I think I’m gonna go with a White Russian, though. With Kahlua, milk, and Grey Goose Vodka.  (You said be brand specific.)

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? I am Matriarch. There is no democracy. *grins* We’ve seen where democracy got us. I’m not falling for that shit. 

29. What is your favorite expletive? It’s the same as my favorite word! 

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? My teddy bear. I’ve had him forever. 

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? None. Because those experiences made me who I am as a person, and without them, I wouldn’t be who I am today. So, pass. 

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Where would you go next? Probably the United Kingdom. Not kidding - I really love the UK. 

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My dad. 

34. What was your last dream about? I’m super bad at remembering my dreams. I do remember being very tense, though. 

35. Are you a good advice giver? It very strongly depends on what you need my advice on. I’m kinda hit or miss, to be brutally honest. 

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Once, when I was super young. I don’t remember much about it, but I do remember my Papa Moffitt visiting and being very upset he didn’t bring me a snack. 

37. Have you ever built a snowman? Yes. It’s not what it’s cracked up to be. Sorry, guys. 

38. What is the color of your socks? Joke’s on you! I’m not wearing any!

39. What type of music do you like? There’s not much I won’t listen to. I like most everything. 

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Sunset. If I’m up at sunrise, I’m NOT a happy camper. 

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Strawberry. Hands down. 

42. What football team do you support?  College football - Florida State Seminoles! Pro Football - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers! (I’m a die-hard Bucs fan - they haven’t been good since 1997.)

43. Do you have any scars? They’re scattered here and there. I was an active kid.

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? A veterinary tech. I like animals much more than people. 

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I don’t think I would. I actually really like myself the way I am. 

46. Are you reliable? YES. And I know this for a damn fact - I’ve been called in so much, that I think I’ve got it in writing somewhere. 

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? Does it get easier? 

48. Do you hold grudges? Oh, yes. I’m very good at it. 

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? I just want a pet Liger. That’s already been done, but that’s what I’d want. 

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? Pfft. Pretty much any conversation I’ve ever had with my bestie. We’re not normal. 

51. Are you a good liar? Absolutely not. 

52. How long could you go without talking? Not long. I’m a chatterbox. I think the longest I’m quiet is when I’m sleeping. 

53. What has been you worst haircut/style? Probably the super short pixie cut back in high school. I don’t have the right face shape for it. 

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? Like, from scratch? Nah. But I do a decent box cake. 

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? Yeah, but they sound super fake. 

56. What do you like on your toast? . .. .I don’t like toast. 

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? A heart, probably. I can’t draw. 

58. What would be you dream car? A Lamborghini. In either yellow or red. 

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. Do I sing in the shower? Yes. Badly. 

60. Do you believe in aliens? I’m not saying it was aliens, but ALIENS. 

61. Do you often read your horoscope? It entertains me. So, yeah. 

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? X. It’s just fun to write. 

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Uh, DRAGONS. OBVIOUSLY. 

64. What do you think about babies? They’re cute. They’re also better when they’re not mine. 

I tag @sabotage-prowl! You’re up! 

[saturnsovereign]

All 64 of them...

I always find answering these things are fun

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? Ha no

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 1 being not very and 5 being super scared, i’m a good 2

3. The person you would never want to meet? her

4. What is your favorite word? idk i don’t really have one XD

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? Cedar (there’s a hidden reason there)

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? ew gross i’m breaking out, i might get my period soon

7. What shirt are you wearing? silicon valley education foundation shirt i got from when i was in the summer of 7th and 8th grade year when i went to a pre-algebra camp to catch up. 

8. What do you label yourself as? bisexual

9. Bright room or dark room? dark room

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? working on one of my research papers

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? 17-18

12. Who told you they loved you last? my gf

13. Your worst enemy? myself

14. What is your current desktop picture? its like a mountain and stars

15. Do you like someone? yeah

16. The last song you listened to? a christmas song probably

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? me

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? probably my gf’s ex-bf. either that or myself if i could

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? haha idk, it feels uncomfortable when someone does something for me. 

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) 

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? I’d imagine a few more inches taller, maybe even sharper jawline, maybe i’d have actual muscles. 

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? nah i’m basically talentless

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? getting stabbed by a mechanical pencil led

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. a hot dog jk jk

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? imma either save it or buy christmas presents

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? don’t really know, everything seems like shit... hell lets go to australia and probably die there

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? ...i’ve never drank alcohol so i can’t say

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? no guns... if we’re gonna fight, we’re gonna fight with melee weapons

29. What is your favorite expletive? fuck

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? pooh sausage

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? That Day

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! sweet

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? uh, idk. i prefer to keep the dead, dead. 

34. What was your last dream about? some shit about people leaving me

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? i’m not good at anything sorry bruh

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? technically

37. Have you ever built a snowman? haha yeah

38. What is the color of your socks? grey

39. What type of music do you like? its a random mess tbh

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? sunrise

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? cookies and creme/vanilla

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) my high school football team

43. Do you have any scars? hah yeah, theres one from my rifle, one from my gf’s tooth, one from getting pushed down stairs, etc.

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? nurse

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? my depression

46. Are you reliable? bruh, i don’t even rely on myself

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? is it worth it?

48. Do you hold grudges? i try not to unless its a really big thing

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? i don’t ever want to tamper with that shit like man what about its natural predators?

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? i’ve had many

51. Are you a good liar? sometimes

52. How long could you go without talking? i can go a good day, maybe two. i’ve had enough practice

53. What has been you worst haircut/style? bobcut 2nd grade

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? yes

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? nope, i sound stupid in my own accent anyway... ok eh, maybe i can do somewhat of a country one but even then

56. What do you like on your toast? butter and sugar

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? i don’t remember man

58. What would be you dream car? a pickup truck

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. i shower

60. Do you believe in aliens? its a possibility

61. Do you often read your horoscope? when it comes up or when i’m hella bored

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? i don’t have one

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? dragons bruh they breathe fire

64. What do you think about babies? they’re cute, but like they can be a handful