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haunted-xander · 2 years ago
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Why does Heavensward Thancred look like a mix between papa Nier and young bro Nier
Like I'm not just insane right.
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I'm not making this shit up right. He looks like a weird mix of rugged old warrior man and somewhat refined young man but like. specifically in the Nier way. Does that make sense
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rickeajacksons · 4 months ago
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©️ steph chambers
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tothestarsinvelaris · 4 months ago
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Congrats to Dain Aetos for knocking Tamlin out of first place on my list of fictional men who I would fight on sight.
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wellfell · 1 year ago
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akina thinks about being a pole dancer at least twice a week ( day ) but she knows she'd fail because she's not athletic at all she'd just embarrass herself .
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saenora · 1 year ago
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hear me out,,,,sae casually putting his arm over your neck one time and when he laughed he tightened it without thinking and you choked 👩‍🦽💨
the grip didnt choke me as much as the laugh did… cause wdym he can laugh out loud instead of a scoff.
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a-tale-of-legends · 1 year ago
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Kiran has a new ( kinda distant) cousin <3
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sadboytristan · 3 months ago
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A solid— MA'AM IF YOU DONT💀
Calhoun: STAND DOWN, SOLDIERS, I AM A FULLY TRAINED SERGEANT AND– whoa dude you are a solid 4/10
Fix-it Felix: Howdy, I'm Felix! Want to come over to my game for a good guy dinner?
Calhoun:
Calhoun: ... what?
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evilminji · 1 year ago
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( o.o) okay... so...
I am loosely basing this of how one of my OCs powers work? But... can Overgrowth make ANY plant? Past, present, future? Possible, probable, hypothetical? ANY any plant?
I ask this, because Humans? NOT born from a plant.
Buuuuuut they COULD be.
Of course they could. The plant would be a dead end. Unable to reproduce or cultivate without humanity. Just? The most costly, ungainly, unnatural plant imaginable.
Which is WHY it doesn't exsist. Why it will never exist.
But COULD it? Oh easily. Child's play. There are countless billions of billions of plants that COULD exsist. From benevolent to world ending. But why would Overgrowth give a shit? Why MAKE such pointless things?
Well... Sam wants a kid.
Full stop.
She wants a kid and is NOT about to do that whole "risk her life and irreversibly change her body with child creation" thing. So? How does one have a child with two fathers, one mother, who was not carried to term inside said mother? A surrogate perhaps?
Naaaaah.
No, no. It's time to get the machete and go Bully God(tm). Specifically THAT God, over there. The plant one. Give her the nonexistent child creating plant or Snippy Snippy, Overgrowth, you fuck!
Sam. Sam, please. Begs her beloved husband's. But until THEY can carry Child, they can shut up and help menace a Deity. Dani, her beloved S-I-L who's just here for adorable future munchkins and general Chaos, agrees. Square up, boys.
She obviously, gets her plant.
It's an abomination.
Just? THE nightmare of a tree. Oozy tar like bark, sickly appearance, bone colored needle like leaves. Single, giant, blood red "fruit". They have to feed it ectoplasm, their own blood, and basicly everything to make a body. Meaning flesh, bones, blood, nutrients and minerals.
Proper horror movie.
Sam? Fucking LOVES her Baby Tree. It's name is Mortica.
Now, OBVIOUSLY, everyone in Amity? Knows to mind their Business by now. The Fenton-Foely-Manson throuple or what ever order they've decided on today, are both terrifying and willing to throw down. Fenton is Phantom. Manson is Samantha Manson. Their husband will laugh at you instead of help. Not worth it.
But OUTSIDERS? Tourists passing through and cousins come to visit?
They see a huge, fuck off, nightmare tree straight out of Poison Ivy's fever dreams. Do the reasonable thing. Call the Justice League Help Line.
So NOW JLA Dark is sitting Very Nervously, in this terrifying throuples home. Trying to ask HOW they got the Tree. Trying to ignore that one of them is a ghost of incredible power, the other an Avatar of the Green, and this nice man is just? Cool with having a nightmare tree baby? Yeah. Of course.
Just... just please tell them if it's gonna eat people. Yes or no.
@nerdpoe @hypewinter @ailithnight @hdgnj @the-witchhunter
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universal-verringbebe · 4 months ago
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Why the fuck is this 12 minutes long. You're telling me I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS MAN'S DEEP ASS SEXY VOICE WHISPERING IN MY EARS FOR SEVEN HUNDRED AND NINETEEN SECONDS?
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AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN, HE HITS YOU WITH THAT AMUSED "kitten" PET NAME. NAAAAAH YOU REALLY GOT ME FUCKED UP SYLUS.
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qcomicsy · 2 years ago
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Convos between civilians and vigilantes that I bet that happened Part ll
Gothamite: Honey why don't you come here so I can blow your mind?
Nightwing: You're very kind lady but I have to decline, I mean you're really pretty and nothing against your job but I don't usually pay for these stuff
Gothamite: For you baby I do it for free~
Nightwing:
Batman: Nightwing.
Nightwing: Alright, alright jesus.
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Gothamite, squinting: Wasn't you who broke that tug arm that one time?
Robin (Tim), enjoying Damian is out town: It was my evil twin (lying)
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Gothamite, who's also a stripper: You look like a guy who used to work here
Nightwing:
Red Hood (looking at him):
Red Hood: Nightwing–
Nightwing: So about the bodies found on Upper West Side–
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Henchmen: Yo Bruce–
Henchmen: Bruce Wayne?
Henchmen: Man– he's hot!
Henchmen: Naah
Henchmen: C'mon you telling me you would't ride him until–
Henchmen: Naaaaah
Henchmen: It becomes a core memory.
Red Robin (on the top of the warehouse): I wonder if this fall will kill me.
Spoiler: I'll be right after you.
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Robin (Damian): Don't be stupid that route will take forever
Red Robin: Not if we go around Fashion District.
Robin: Yeah, dumbass and it's a turn. We should go through Fashion District.
Red Robin: I'm sorry do you really want to throw Penguin's territory Right Now?
Robin: I always knew you were a fucking coward– Yes, obviously.
Gothamite: Not to interrupt or anything, but I'm still pretty much tied up right now.
Robin and Red Robin at the same time: Shut up
Gothamite: Okay–
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Batman: Robin call the ambulance.
Gothamite: Please no I really don't have any money.
Batman:
Gothamite bleeding out on the Batmobile in his way to the Wayne Clinic: What does this button do.
Batman: You touch, you go walking.
Gothamite: Alright.
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Gothamite: Ask the gay one–
Red Robin: The fuck you just said to me?
Gothamite:
Gothamite: I was talking about Nightwing
Red Robin:
Nightwing:
Nightwing really trying not to laugh: I don't even have the words for this one hold on.
The other gothamite immediately turning to Red Robin: You're GAY???
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Nightwing doing his acrobatics on stores rooftop's:
Drag Queens from Bludhaven: Heeeeere he comes, *starts snapping their fingers in rhythm* work, work, work
Nightwing *goes along with it*:
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The same Drag Queen later: Ever tried to add vogue to your crime fighting?
Dick, seriously considering:
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Dick after implementing vogue in his crime fighting having the time of his life:
Red Robin: This is getting ridiculous I will have to kill you
Gothamite: Oh my god he's homophobic-
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Gothamite: Do you think that Wayne kid is on Grindr?
Gothamite: Doesn't he have like a boyfriend?
Gothamite: Like that ever stopped you–
Gothamite: Stoooop~~
Red Robin unfortunately in a stake out:
Spoiler: Well are you?
Red Robin: Shut up
Spoiler: I mean it wouldn't be the first time you–
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tenebriism · 9 months ago
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He's on edge, balls of feet planted RIGHT at it, and he cannot help but to JUMP as Ebony's hand suddenly makes contact with his shoulder. Hushed apologies slip from his lips as he shamefully turns to collect himself, a moment longer needed to CONSIDER the inquiry that follows.
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" ... t-to, uh... to... " He realizes, then, that he doesn't really have an answer to that question, and that adds an additional, needless layer to his panic. A hand raises to his face, trembling as it runs through his hair, and it takes every ounce of effort he can muster just to remind himself to BREATHE again. " Admittedly, I-I do not know. Anywhere I can go, h-he can go, too, so we will not TRULY be safe until he is taken down once again. Wh-Who knows how long that will take. "
A new era meant a new hero, but it isn't as if said hero is simply waltzing around in the iconic green tunic, waiting to be found. It's going to take TIME... and they may not have that.
" F-For now, we'll have to set out and just... keep moving. Staying in one place for too long will make me an even bigger target, and by extension, you. "
They'll figure it out as they go. The first step was to get out of here and AWAY, before the opportunity to do so is suddenly ripped from them. With their essentials packed and collected, he supposed the last thing left to do was to say goodbye to their home, with a silent prayer that, one day, they could return. Hopefully, everything would still be intact, the things Ivory could not take with him still in their proper places--- it is, after all, a place of little to no traffic.
To seek out his home meant to tempt death. It's precisely why he CHOSE it in the first place.
The door opens with a creak of protest, and Ivory holds it open for his beloved before stepping through himself. It's locked once, twice, thrice, palm lifting to settle against the wood of the door one last time, before he turns to depart.
" ... onwards, then. "
Though Ivory's reaction to his claim isn't surprising by any means, it still draws a sigh from the darker shade. Perhaps it's because Ebony has never feared death, and at one point in his existence, he might have even welcomed it. The latter, at least, has changed during his time at Ivory's side - the former, however, remains just as true. Ebony doesn't fear dying - no, what he fears is being unable to keep Ivory safe.
And in order to accomplish that, he must be alive.
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"I'm aware of what he is, Ivory. That's why I'm not arguing about leaving." Maybe he's not afraid, but that hardly means that he's stupid. It's why Eben doesn't stop Ivory as the elder shade hastens to begin packing - it's why he hangs back only for a moment or two to ascertain what his beloved's busying himself with before moving off to another area of their shared living space, pulling forth the few items that he holds dear from their resting places.
Pressed flowers, given to him by his fellow shade, love notes shared between them, and other keepsakes of the like. Only when he's collected those does Ebony fetch his own blackened blade from where it sleeps beneath his side of the bed. It's been a long time since he's last picked it up.
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"Where are we going?" The question is posed calmly as he steps up beside his beloved, a hand drifting to settled upon the other shade's shoulder, "We need a destination, Ivy."
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theminecraftbee · 8 months ago
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Vintagebeef and time loop?
The second-most annoying thing, he thinks, is that his crops just won't grow.
He's wanted to retire for a while now. Head out and live on a farm. Get some rest. Not have to worry about gunfire and business fronts and drugs and appearances and being in charge. He'd known he wouldn't be able to escape fully. Beef always knew he was on a timer, no matter how he tried to bury the hatchet and bury his past behind you. It always catches up.
He had a big name. He had a big life. He can't just retire from being head of Big Salmon, even if his loyal Skizzleman is the only person he told where he was going. One day, someone will catch up with him, and perhaps if he's lucky they'll turn his tractor into a car bomb. If he's unlucky, it'll be personal.
So in a lot of ways, really, the fact he keeps on waking up in the morning is a gift. It may be the same morning over and over again, sure, but he collects the eggs from his chickens, and he pats his dog, and he feeds his pigs, and he feels the sun shine on his face in a place that smells nothing like asphalt and fumes.
If his tomatoes would grow, it'd be nearly perfect, getting to wake up again and again in the sun like this. It's better than a man like him deserves, really. And it may be Wednesday, and Wednesday, and no tomorrows, but he didn't have himself much of a tomorrow anyway, and collecting the eggs from the chickens is nearly as good as harvesting the crops.
Quiet, and peaceful.
Or it should be. But see: the crops not growing are the second-most annoying thing.
The first most annoying is--
"HALLO! I have decided that this time, I am announcing I am here to assassinate you, ah? That way, you won't see it coming and manage to escape."
Beef groans and puts his head in his hands. A red dot appears on his temple.
"Don't try to run. You have a lovely home, of course, and I don't want to put holes in it. You've repaired those holes real fast, I have to say. You're a real hole expert. No, wait, that sounds terrible in English. Ah well, I'll just say it again."
It's him again.
"...hello? VintageBeef? I have been hired to kill you by your rivals? You aren't even moving. See, this is how you always get me. You do not move and I think I have killed you, then I come back in the morning and it is fixed! Very strange, very strange."
He hasn't realized it's a time loop. Somehow. Beef's tried to tell him. It's a little hard when he's busy being as annoying as possible, and ruining what would otherwise be the best chance for Beef to retire he's got.
"Well, okay, I guess I'll just pull the trigger. This is boring. You're boring, except for the part where you won't die. Hey, wait, maybe you can introduce me to your chickens instead? So next time I can bring you a totally safe chicken."
"Go away," Beef says.
"But I'm being paid so much money to kill you!" the famed assassin codenamed Iskall85 says. "We're friends, aren't we?"
"No!"
"But I've tried to do this so many ways!"
"Have you considered there's a reason it's not working?"
Iskall considers for a moment. "Naaaaah," he says, and Beef's instincts flare all at once. He dives to the ground as Iskall takes the shot. "Awww, no fair. I thought you were not moving."
"What do you want from me," Beef says.
"I mean, I feel like I've been pretty clear," Iskall says, and Beef doesn't say that he's not even asking Iskall at this point. He's asking the universe. He's asking this Wednesday. He's asking why this has happened to him.
The universe, of course, does not respond, and Beef ducks behind cover for yet another day of his peaceful time loop retirement being completely ruined.
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the-one-who-lambs · 1 year ago
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uhh hello!! sorry if this is a tall order LOL but I wanna ask, do you have any narilamb fanfic recs? :D I already read yours and I really like bamsara’s and I’m waiting for epicaandk’s to update (that one is my fav ever <3) but idk what to read now lol
Tall order?? Naaaaah, I'm always happy to give recs. Oh boy, I'm gonna go in reverse chronological order.
If you've read all of my narilamb fics (have you seriously? I'm impressed, that's probably well over half the 150k+ I've written for this damn fandom. Also, to anyone seeing this from a reblog, my stuff is over at onethirdofimpossible!) then here we go!
You already mentioned it, but The Rehabilitation of Death is excellent so far! This one is by @bamsara who is new to the CotL fandom but apparently not new to fanfic writing; they have a really popular FNAF fic and I assume the well-deserved attention this fic's been getting is a byproduct of the popularity they've already gotten in other fandoms. :D Welcome, bamsara! Many of the fic writers in this fandom are friends with each other already, but we don't bite if you wanna say hi.
Feel No Evil and Language Barrier, both by @payasita. I always love how payasita portrays this duo (in both digital art and writing), with so much sass and repressed loneliness, knowing they're stuck together for eternity and making the best of it. (And maybe falling in love, depending on how dense Narinder keeps being.) What makes these come alive for me is how well thought out the setting is outside the Lamb and Narinder. The descriptions and weight of emotions really pop here.
LITERALLY ANYTHING written by pavi / @i-eat-deodorant. Depending on how spicy you want your fics to be he has even more here. Character analysis, diction, pacing, etc. are consistently 10/10. Top-quality banter between a sassy Lamb and tired old man Narinder. We constantly bounce ideas off each other and inspire each other a lot but I promise I'm not hyping him up just because he's my friend oh my god please just go bless your eyes.
It Was For You, O Death by blueberry-muffin-massacre (if they have a tumblr, let me know so I can tag!). An intriguing alternative ending to the final battle wherein the Lamb chooses a secret third option by refusing to give up the Red Crown and still observing Narinder as the God of Death. So many details are so well thought out and duality their relationship is nicely characterized-- both genuine care for each other and also quite unhealthy. A fine line treaded well!
Confessional by jusmove (again, lmk if they have a tumblr). Been a while since I've read it, but I love how the Lamb chips at Narinder's very carefully built emotional walls. Their personalities are very well fleshed out here, especially Narinder's cognitive dissonance at being able to process love.
Confession by @thewitchoftheweed. I didn't expect a part two to this one, but my god I was so thrilled when it did update. Narinder and Lamb with their unique and parallel loneliness and their fucked-up sense of everything. Their relationship is very rocky here, and I love how they navigate it: with tension and eventual, pained acceptance. Mind the rating.
Of Character Development and Being Dense by @calliecature. A short and sweet narilamb classic. They're both mutually pining and one of them is too emotionally repressed to realize it. Guess who.
Not An Offering, But a Gift by @checkplzjuliet. Small confession fic. I especially love how Narinder's descriptions twist the knife of his situation here, and how Lambert is a total foil for him! There are a lot of good things happening in such a short span, which is impressive.
Also, if you think you've read all my narilamb fics... I do have a secret one out there too. Just so you know.
Happy reading!
I'm already friends with many of the people here, but if any of the writers I've tagged have been kinda wanting to reach out for a while but feel a little anxious... Don't be. I've made my best friends in this fandom by literally just waiting for some of my readers to get over whatever assumption they have that I'm cool and say hi. Or being the more confident one first.
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evil-youth-messrs · 10 months ago
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Okay so here's the list of moments in EPIC: the musical (in order) that make me go feral. Believe it or not, I tried to keep it as short and concise as possible but the albums are just too good.
The Troy Saga 💙
*tudududu dum tum tum tum tum*
what do you live for? what do you try for? what do you wish for? WHAT DO YOU FIGHT FOR??
PENELOPEEEE
who was that *CAWWWW* 🦅🦅
thisisthesonofnoneotherthan ~troooy's~ veryown prince hec!tor!
I could raise him as my own-HEE WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE AND THRONEE (the whole exchange) THIS IS THE WILL OF THE ✨️GODS✨️
but when!? does a comet become a meteor??? (both solo and ensemble versions)
six! hundred! men
and ithaca's waiting, my kindom is waiting, PENELOPE'S WAITIIIING for meeee
my second iiin commaaand
we're up, we're off and away we go (again both versions)
I'm fiiiiiiine, Polites 🙄
stay back!!! (lotus eaters: stay back~~)
you can relax my friend
*the intro and piano for warriors of the mind*
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE LESSONS I THAUGHT YOUUU
LET ME REMIND YOU
one day a boy came! for the thrill! a boy whose mind rivaled the boar's own wiiiiiiill
LET'S GO !!
*the entire chorus*
NAAAAAH DON'T BE MODEST, I KNOW YOU'RE A GODDESS
you are ~ATHEEENAA~ (*the growl* !!!)
if you're LOOking for a mentor, I'll make sure your time's well spent
*the chorus when they both sing*
*honestly every single line in this song*
The Cyclops Saga 👁
*the water droplets sound at the beginning*
loook at all this foood 😃
my name is nooooobody, nooooobody, noOoOoOobody
I'm so glad we see eye to eye
show me how. greatisyourwilltoSURVIIIIIIIVE
six hundred liiiives at stake
captain ENOUGH
*how the guitar fades in in remember them*
what do we do with our fallen friends?... remember them
*athena's piano and clock ticking*
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN! THE LESSONS! I THAUGHT YOU?? he's still a threat! until he's DEEEEAAAAD
HEY, CYCLOPS!
remember them remember us REMEMBER ME
I'M THE REIGNING KING OF ITHACA I AM NEITHER MAN NOR MYTHICAAAL IIII AM YOUR DARKEST MOMENT I AM THE INFAAAMOUUUS. odysseus!
you were reckless, sentimental at best 😒
this way! you won't disappoint me, this way! you won't waste my time, thiiis waay
slefish and prideful and vain 🙄
YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR A MENTOR I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A FRIEND I MISTOOK YOU FOR A GENERAL WHAT A WASTE OF EFFORT SPENT
at least I know what I'm fighting for while you're fighting to be known
YOU'RE ALONE !!!
but not today for after all you're JUST A MAAAN
this day! you SEVER your own head, this day! you CUT the liiine
The Ocean Saga 🌊
*trumpetttt*
these ~waves~ and ~tides~
is it nature? or diviiiine?
COMRADES
full spead aHEAD TOWARDS THE ISLAND
an island in the sky 🤩
STOOOOOOOORM STOOOOOORM everyone grab a harpoooon!
we're in the home of the ✨️wind god✨️ we don't know for sure how many floating islands have you seen before??
captain HOW? much longer til your luck. runs. out.
you rely on wit and people die on it wooah
I took six hundred men to war! and not one of them died there. in case you needed a reminderr.
woooaahoookayyy? okay. thank you 🙄
*ambient intro to keep your friends close*
I don't know if you know this 🥺 but our path to home is blocked by an impenetrable stooorm 😔
*growly hahahas*
KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER
if they wanna get the bag open you gotta say no sirrr.
open the bag, let's see what you got. NO! DO! NOT!
see how this bag is closed that's how it's supposed to be
I'm getting closer to youuuu PENELOPEEE
JUST KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
wake up! wake up! odysseus, they're opening the bag WAKEEE UUUUP!
STOOOOfullOOOOspeedOOOOOaheadOORM
you're headed to ~the land of the giants~
OOOOOOOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACAAAAA do you know who I am?
PO SEI DON PO SEI DON PO SEI DON poseidon 😨
I try to chill~ with the waves
*THE GROWLY VOCALS*
that's right the cyclops you made blind. is mine. NO
the pack of wolves is swimming with the shark now
RuThLeSsNeSs is MERCY upon ourselves
you 🫵 are the worst kind of good cause you're NOT. EVEN. GREAT!
a greek. who reeks. of false righteousness that's what I HATE
I mean you totally could've avoided all this had you just. killed. my. son. but nOoOu 💅
it's the final crack we're 'bout to break the ice now
CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN!
when does a ripple become a tidal wave?
*somebody stop me I just wrote every line of this song*
The Circe Saga 🐷
The Underworld Saga 💀
The Thunder Saga⚡️+ The Wisdom Saga ⏳️
If you read all of that, thank you and honestly WOW.
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atorchzagreusandtris · 5 months ago
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I think about him all day every day what can i say </3
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you guys get my insane twitter rambles right. right
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ohana
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“Ohana means family! That means nobody is left behind or forgotten.”
Azul, on the beach with Stitch: Hey, do you feel like we forgot something?
Floyd, on the beach with Stitch: Naaaaah!
Jade, Floyd’s family member, back at Octavinelle:
Man’s about to plot his revenge/j
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