#n$fw about me

[tepes-wife]

〖About Me 〗

Name's Kafei! I'm a 25 year old alt woman who has been extremely down bad for fictional characters since she was six. I struggle with hypersexuality (no, it's not a good thing), so this blog is where I will pour my random horny thoughts into alongside fanfic drabbles. Everything I post and reblog will be for my own entertainment and to keep track of fanfics/fanart I enjoy. I'm also engaged to my wonderful partner of eleven years, so no, I won't hook up or date you. My DM’s are open, though! Feel free to send writing prompts once I start writing! 🖤

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Main kinks: breeding, BDSM, size difference, voices/noises/moans, pregnancy, CNC, degradation, monsters/nonhuman, bl00d (fake)

Turn offs/things I dislike: inc3st, ageplay, bugs/insects, NTR, basically anything gross

[leonw4nter]

everyone says that leon is a cat person or a dog person and tbh I see it… but hear me out. leon as a guinea pig person, SPECIFICALLY RE2 leon. like that little white boy is laying down on the couch, knocked out, and there’s a cute little guinea pig that lowkey looks like him laying on his chest.

in a universe where the canon events never happened, he has 2 guinea pigs that he looks forward to when coming home so he can set them on the counter while he cooks. spends more money on high quality lettuce (and whatever veggies guinea pigs eat) than his own meals.

if someone hits him up about his guinea pigs?????? he will INFODUMP, go all 💡🤓👆 on the person he’s talking to ( if he gets a partner , this is his form of rizz or wtv). he WILL show pictures of his guinea pigs and you’re not sure what’s cuter, him or his pets. will talk to his guinea pigs about shit from work or a cute person he saw today.

his guinea pigs prolly look like these bad boys:

(and they’re both girls) (AND THEIR NAMES ARE PROBABLY SMN STUPID LIKE IDK buster and paper clip coz he thought one of them was a dude and the other idk he got lazy)

[xochimillilili]

Awwww puppy, just look at youu~ So fucking adorable how worked up you are honey, you like how good I feel inside? You like how I clench n squeeze your pretty cock inside me while I ride you baby?

Fuck your little puppy whines are so cute~ Such a good slut you are for me baby, letting me ride your cock, I'm so proud of youuu, taking your new toy like a good dog. You like my nails on your chest love? You like the scratches and bruises I'm leaving on you honey? Awwww good puppy~

See darling? I told you gettin a nice new toy for us would feel good. Both of us getting our fuck holes stretched out, taking all the slaps and pinches and scratches I give you like a good pup~

Awwww is it getting too much for you lil pup? Look at you... drooling and moaning while I fuck us, don't think I don't notice you staring at my leaking cock baby. Don't worry love, I'll keep fucking your ass with your new toy while stuffing your cute little cunt with my cum soon enough baby~

You're a good puppy after all~ And good pups like you deserve to be fucked and have all their little holes filled and stretched until you're just a cockdrunk fuzzy headed pet~

[ickyguts]

couple ah sillies for the soul

[kuromi-hoemie]

when you ask a restaurant for spicy food and instead of cooking it in a way that makes the end result hotter they just obliterate all the flavor by dumping heaps of sriracha all over it after the fact

[sexysilverstrider]

power couple who are both models and heroes so true

[weirdfreakshow]

I don't like ranchers that much but you don't see me raving about it or making a big deal about it

I don't even TALK about it

It really ain't that deep people

You don't like ship you don't like ship don't gotta make it your personality lads

FR !!!! I meant something a bit further but I totally understand what you mean . I also have ships I don't like and believe me it's really tempting to post negatively about them, but I ultimately end up backing up and trying to not hate publicly . I either keep it to myself or complain to my close friends about it, it's not that difficult !

[sickittenjiji]

𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 🐱

Jiji

Age: over 18

Mental Age: 5

🧠: AuDHD + BPD + PTSD

🍽: EDNOS + orthorexia

🏳️‍🌈: Homoromantic, heterosexual

😈: Sub, into various forms of power play (breath play, pet play, DDLG, CNC, intoxication, etc.)

I am a conversion “success” case w/ way too much trauma and an affinity for the taboo

❗️Aware I am a degenerate ❗️

If you buy me something from my wishlist I will send you pics or a video of me wearing/using it ☺️

[shinox]

every so often I remember it exists

[camzverse]

Hmm i should draw vanessa and gregory more (avoids eye contact with my one jillion unfinished vanessa and gregory wips)

[than487]

OCPOSTING ON TUMBLR NO WAAAAY

[masonscig]

I have thought about Ub and how to me their little found family sometimes is so overbearing and forced, and I wonder if that's on purpose, if the Chamber or Rebecca wants to shove the detective into that role so quickly to make them feel connected to Ub so they feel attached to the Agency sooner

Maybe Ub isn't even aware of this but i think would be so juicy if some were like A or N lol 🫣

Also what's everyone's thoughts on Unit Victor? I played M route and they were so nosy to my mc like hello who starts a conversation with someone asking about their sex life and their partner's like that 🤨

ooooh interesting take on ub LMAO i personally think that the moments that are good are really good – but to be honest i do agree a LITTLE bit (don't stake me people hear me out) also tbh m*shka has said that the agency is good, so i'm not sure how much of that bleeds into the chamber – you might be onto something but who knows!

i wish that some of the "found family" moments were a bit more organic than what we get – breakfast, meetings, mc in bed with injuries and ub checking on them, ub accompanying mc to work – it gets a little repetitive after a while! to be fair, i think that part of this comes from the setting being a small town lmao

i know it's hard to cultivate a found family dynamic that fits every person's vision, but at the same time idk! i feel like there could've been more happening that made the group feel like a group.

i say this because, as someone who's paid for her patreon before, there's this one particular special called "a new start" that's about ub soon after f joined them – and it's one of my favorite things mis/hka has ever written, and i think about it frequently because it's what i want her ub dynamic writing to be like

also unit victor was so unnecessary LMAO they just brought them in so they could sprinkle in the alina backstory – if you've paid for her patreon and read through her extra writings, you'd know why alina is significant, and tbh unit victor serves only that purpose imo. it would've been SUCH a good opportunity to flesh out unit alpha, especially because ub + mc fail quite a few times during book 3, and bringing in their biggest competition would've added such a flavorful subplot

[kuromi-hoemie]

last rb stressed me out lowkey akakska i had an ex like that and it became a self fulfilling prophecy kinda thing..

[bunny-cncunt]

I left my laundry downstairs n today when getting dressed I decided to just wear a thong instead of going downstairs to get boxers that'd id normally wear, n I can't stop thinkin about it being an excuse to take advantage of me 😵‍💫 like them undressing me while I'm whining about how I don't wanna do anything but they tug my pants down to find the thong ?? Like if I didn't wanna do anything whyd I wear that for them?? N then they pull it to the side n start pushing their cock in me 🥺

[theartofascending]

thinking about the way she gets all whiny and the way her cock twitches when she’s cumming inside me and the way she just starts growling when she feels me start cumming around her too

[thebardisabird]

This template! (obv long message sorry, dont know how else I can show you the template))

NSFW ALPHABET TEMPLATE A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

*brushes self off*

Okay, now that I am collected and normal™️ again, pop into my inbox friends, I'll do some of these for whoever right now while I work on other writing things 🥰