#n they GET it

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

Chronic knee pain Soda n chronic hand pain Steve they could never make me even dislike u slightly

[sabertoothwalrus]

modern au laios

[teaboot]

The chick's bathroom at my location always has a bunch of fake flowers and seasonal soaps and posters n shit in it and I just asked the custodian kid if the men's did too and he said "Nah just the urinals, the women's room gets all the nice stuff" and he sounded so sincerely wistful so in conclusion I know what I'm gonna do this Christmas

[noka-exe]

Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[moechies]

“shit, this pussy’s damn tight, girl.” toji chuckles, leaned against the wooden headboard of his mattress, with your pretty cunt impaled on his dick. you’re sat upon the man’s lap, back slumped into his bigger body as he lifts your legs to your chest with a singular arm.

“hnn—! thank y-you, thank you, thank you !” you slur, holding onto the man’s bigger arm for leverage as he pumps his cock against your cunt, your round butt slapping against his pelvis.

“tch,” he smirks, “thank you? haven’t heard that one b’fore.” his thrusts come to a slow, leaving you breathless and dazed. you lay back against the man’s chest as he continues lazy but brutal pumps to your poor cunt, pushing against him in an attempt to get him to slow.

“hnn.. ‘m sorry..” you cry out, embarrassed, face growing flushed as your nose scrunches at the memory of a few seconds prior.

toji can’t help but fall into a short fit of laughing at your adorable innocence, soft lips curled into a mean smirk, “‘s alright, sweet thing. yer so polite, hm?” he taunts, pressing a weighted kiss against your lips. you slip your tongue against his before you lose the chance, pressing your face closer to the man’s touch.

“y’take cock like a naughty brat, though.” he whispers in between a breath.

his sloppy tongue overrules yours, slowly but surely swallowing you whole. he peeks through a sliver of his eye, watching you pant into his mouth with your eyes squeezed tight, drool leaking down your chin, so entirety focused on kissing him back. “toji—“ you mewl.

“ya started it,” he mumbles against your swollen lips, giving your cunt a soft slap. you jerk and cry against his hold, pushing the said assaulting hand away, making him giggle. “what a dumb little thing.”

“please ! ‘m gonna c-cum! toji, please, please—“ you cry as his thrusts get harder, pace becomes sloppier, before it all comes to an abrupt stop.

your pants slow, gentle mewls that leave your lips as you begin to fall into a fit of sobs. “no..” toji breaks a grin, petting against your hair whispering sweet praises, “‘m sorry doll, daddy’s tired. let me have a break, yeah?” he adores how you look up to him with bleary eyes, chest full of pained hiccups as you attempt to bounce yourself atop his cock in your position. “..w-wanna cum!”

“don’t be so selfish, sweet thing. ‘m old, ‘s what ya get for hangin’ around me.” he lies through his teeth. pace slowly resuming. his creamy, slicked up cock causes his thrusts to grow in noise, face flushing at the evidence of the use of your poor cunt.

“daddy —!”

“shhh, settle down and let daddy focus, yeah?” he mumbles breathlessly against the shell of your ear, “or else daddy might get too tired.. and won’t be able to finish ya off.” he sighs.

[babylonlcvrs]

౨ৎ ˚ ₊ ⊹ minors dni. breeding, afab/fem reader, mating press, my first work here please bare with me, established relationship

kento never thought he wanted kids, let alone did he ever entertain the idea of having a family. 

but, as your husband’s large hands enveloped your hips, tethering your limp body down on the thick girth of his bulky cock, he’s never been more sure to bully his hot, creamy cum into your swollen cunt.

“look at you, my dear—ngh—going to be a—hah—a wonderful mother!”

a wonderful…what?

you retracted from him swiftly, your hands shooting to his shoulders. 

your expression—eyes wide and lips parted—was nothing more than pure shock.

“you want… kids?” you panted in disbelief. “since when?”

kento scoffed dryly, and with a deft flick of his wrist, you felt the weight of your husband propping himself on top of you with a practiced ease: hands on either side of your waist pressing you down against the springs of the mattress that were ought to burst at any moment.

“my love…i—ah.. can’t i tell you later?” kento pleaded gruffly, impatiently snapping his hips against your tight heat once more.

“kento.. i—“

your cohesive lines of thought were clouded by the sheer intensity of his frantic movements—a testament to just how reckless this decision was.

“just—ah—look at me, okay, dear? good girl, that’s it…” 

lust-blown brown eyes pierced into your soul with the same slamming force you felt in your rubescent walls the moment kento’s leaking, pink tip prodded the gummy barrier of your cervix. 

“oh my god, kento!” you shrieked, your back arching oh-so gorgeously against the musky sheets. “fuck..! fuck, fuuuck!” 

the underside of his balls weighed heavy on your raw folds, tufts of blond pubic hair rubbed against the sensitive skin. his nails dug into your calves with a bruising grip, hoisting your knees up to your ears.

“how many do you want, my sweet? we can try for twins—shit—maybe a daughter?” 

[ghosted-jazz]

I hope they got that microwave in the break room

Bonus version with different outfit colours:

[sevikasupremacy]

I can’t be having unholy thoughts rn

[pansylair]

Wishing much love, kindness, and a happy Gregorian New Year to all as we go into 2025 along with some more slice of life Neanderthal art! 💛💛💛 :-)

[nanamin-nah-nanamine]

Can you just imagine Nanami letting you ride him? Giving the illusion that you’re in control, praising you for being such a good girl bouncing on his cock so well. His big hands running up and down your sides as he watches and waits.

Waits for you to falter.

Waits for your legs to grow tired and your rhythm to falter as you whine that you still got it and that he doesn’t need to take over.

And he’ll humor you. He’ll indulge you until your bouncing turns to grinding down on his cock, your clit rubbing against his hip bones with each roll and he’ll wait until you’re close before he flips you over and pounds you until you’re squirting <3

[lil-lemon-snails]

sometimes you just need to hear it v some stills below the cut v

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[freakcliff]

many things about the chronicles of Narnia made me irrevocably insane at the small age of six years old but one of the big ones was the bit in prince Caspian where caspian blows susan's horn to try and summon help and it summons the pevensie kids like. that's crazy ok. that's insane. imagine at 12 years old you're given a horn thats purpose is basically summoning divine intervention & then years later someone blows it and summons YOU . I'm crazy !

[audiart]

💛💜💛nuziv

[weinersnarf]

Yorha android Miku, aka 39B

This drawing is the singular reason I have failed inktober. HOW could I concentrate on anything but this?? She has consumed me I fear

(Yes her sword is a leek version of Virtuous Contract. YES she is standing on a pile of leeks. YES I felt the leeks were too important to only mention in the tags.)