#mythic quest quotes

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

BIG NEWS! brought to you by the insufferable tumblr user that gave you the “tag yourself as a community quote that’s been stuck in my head” polls:

[incorrectmythicquest]

Mythic Quest as tweets pt. 6

[yesihyperfixate]

Poppy: there’s a thin line between being a genius and being an idiot

Poppy: Ian uses that line like a fucking jump rope.

[randomshit657]

Some Mythic Quest characters with quotes:))

[quotent-potables]

In a way, you should be proud. And in a bigger, more real way, you should be angry and afraid.

— Mythic Quest 3x09: "The Year of Phil"

[a-dotrivenitupontop]

“characters id like to see get a hug and some sleep” this “characters id like to see go to therapy” that. characters id like to see read marx!!

[tokuvivor]

Huey: Ugh, I *knew* I shouldn’t have volunteered to go into Dr. Gearloose’s universal portal. I don’t even know where the heck I’m supposed to be.

{he notices a sign that says “Welcome to Brighton”}

Huey: Brighton? Never heard of it. I guess I should-ah! Flesh-faced monsters!

{he looks around to see humans everywhere}

Huey: I was not expecting *this*. I gotta get out of here!

Molly: Hey, are you alright?

Huey: Ahhh!

Molly: Whoa, calm down. I’m not gonna, you know, hurt you or anything.

Huey: Sorry. It’s just, I haven’t had the best interactions with your kind before. And by that, I mean bloodthirsty flesh-faced monsters.

Molly: You mean-humans?

Huey: Is that what you’re called?

Molly: Yeah! And honestly, we’re not all bad. If anything, I should be scared of you, a three-foot-tall talking duck!

Huey: Are you, though?

Molly: Me? Pffft! Heck no! Now, if you were a three-foot-tall *spider*…that would be a different story. Ooh, what’s that in your hand?

Huey: It’s a handheld portal maker. Dr. Gearloose made it. It’s how I got here.

Molly: Whoa, you’re from another universe? That’s so cool! Why don’t you stay for a bit?

Huey: Well, Dr. Gearloose *did* want me to look around and report my findings…

Molly: That’s the spirit! Pun unintended. {whispers} My best friend is a ghost.

Huey: Honestly, you remind me a lot of my friend Webby. Super excitable and into the paranormal.

Molly: That’s funny, because you’re a lot like my friend Libby. Very curious and into a lot of interesting things.

Huey: Thanks, I’m glad you find this interesting…I’m sorry, I didn’t get your name.

Molly: Oh! Sorry. {sticks out hand} I’m Molly McGee!

Huey: {shakes Molly’s hand} Huey Duck.

Molly: So, Huey, what kind of stuff are you into?

Huey: Are you familiar with…the Junior Woodchucks?

Molly: Well, Brighton does have a scout troop, but not that one, so…no. I’d love to hear more, though.

Huey: Perfect! So, the Junior Woodchucks were founded by Isabella Finch (who was a finch, by the way), and…

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Fiona: I'm screwed. They're gonna send me to prison. Vaughn: Worry not, Fiona. I can help. For I, too, have been in prison. Fiona: You have? Vaughn: Oh, yes. The most notorious prison of all. The prison of mind. Fiona: Cool. Yeah, I'm going to actual prison. Like bars and concrete and inmates and shit. Vaughn: Oh, right. Yeah, I've never been there. But I've heard dreadful things.

[nerdtboytheodore]

Jo: let's play kiss, marry, kill. who would you kill?

Jo: points at Brad

David: points at Brad

Ian: points at Brad

Poppy: points at Brad

Brad: points at Brad

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Breaking Brad | Lake Mungo (2008)

[incorrectmythicquest]

Mythic Quest as screenshots I had in my phone pt.4

[yesihyperfixate]

Brad on the verge of tears: honestly *sniffs* I have a lot of childhood trauma and I’m like really starting to unpack it and-

Literally two seconds later

Brad: that was just a moment of weakness. Fuck bitches get money

[randomshit657]

Poppy, struggling to keep upright in here one inch heels - I don’t think heels are for me.

Brad, walking in flawlessly in 6 inch heels - Weak.

[tgammincorrectquotes]

Molly: I don't know what we're doing, but this seems really shady

Darryl: You'll get used to it

[questingmymythic]

Ian: Poppy is off at an appointment, so while she’s gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off of all of my shirts.

Dana: why?

Ian: she’s like 90% of my impulse control.

[johnny-test-incorrect-quotes]

BB: Thank you, my dear Susan. I feel very seen and heard.

Susan: That's the problem, because I don't want to see you or hear you.