#mystreet sexyman

[fuckyeahzanvis]

[bi-travlyn]

Laurance and Garroth were not being queerbaited in like 2016 by for Laurance to lose round one. Laurance wasn't a corrupted evil Shadow Knight to lose round one. Laurance wasn't the Casanova of Meteli to lose round one. Laurance didn't get canonically turned into a catboy to lose round one. Laurance didn't get so much fucking terrible Wattpad fanfiction about home to lose round one.

Laurance is an icon in Aphmau fandom. A true Tumblr Sexyman who has lasted years. He was THE BLUEPRINT And y'all vote against him just bc Xornorh is more recent? You forget your roots?

Just #Cecilsweep rightfully won tumblr sexyman #laurancesweep must at least pass round one.

This is a contest for true tumblr Sexyman. Not just some popularity contest. Remember that.

#LAURANCESWEEP

[zenixromeave]

nominate MCD's most sopping wet little meow meow now!

[warlocks-and-phoenixes]

Voting for ranboo to at least avenge laurance

[romeave]

hi welcome to the offical aphblr sexywoman poll who will out sexy the women

[lovelaurs]

my own silly mystreet characters headcanon list!

aphmau:

has the worst "hear me out" takes you'll ever hear. like seriously. she can very much point to a yield sign and say "would" to everyone's dismay.

knows every line in moulin rouge as she is OBSESSED with the film. she and laurance preform the elephant medley as dramaticly as possible whenever they watch it for movie night.

obsessed with pre-endgame marvel movies.

ao3 writer! she writes fics for the nichest of fandoms, so she doesn't get that many reads.

one of the few reliable booktok users you can TRUST will give you a good recommendation to read!

garroth:

obsessed with the movie megamind. like seriously. will talk to you for hours on and WILL defend the "sequel movie" and show because, in fact, they are NOT that bad.

can infodump about a topic he's interested in for hours on end.

actually really smart and kind, but ever since he found out he made zane insecure he tries to tone it down. he used to show off a lot but wants to make sure his brother shines as well.

carries stress balls on him so he doesn't use his strength unnecessarily.

always organizes group movie nights with all his friends.

laurance:

loves to listen to and read AITA (am i the asshole?) reddit posts when bored.

an amazing listener, will listen to someone for hours on end and provide insight when needed (perfect for having a conversation with garroth).

loves gossiping. he has really good hearing so he tends to hear others share secrets nearby. he's like the wine aunt you just KNOW has the most interesting stories to tell.

likes to go on vacations a lot, explaining why he is absent sometimes during big group events.

he sometimes returns home to his family farm to take care of it when his parents are out of town.

he often voluntarily babysits caleb to impress aphmau and garroth with his caretaker skills (he's a showoff).

katelyn:

she loves the show big time rush and watches it in her freetime.

OBSESSED with musical theatre and visits broadway shows often. if the friends she brought along even DARE to suggest skipping the stagedoor? they receive a glare that could kill thousands.

adores singing and often sings in her room when the others aren't home.

continues to play volleyball with her friends after a long day of work (she's a freelance writer).

her music taste can range from alternative music like waterparks to kpop groups like red velvet!

KC:

an ao3 writer as well! she and Aphmau gift eachother fics from time to time! she mostly writes x reader fics for tumblr sexyman.

has taken a liking to cooking outside of baking! she especially likes to grill! she even wears an apron that says "kiss the cook" as well as a hat that says "fish fear me women love me".

watches any and all trending animated shows like tangled the series, adventure time, avatar, etc.

has her own tumblr blog where she writes reviews on shows and posts art! her page is quite popular.

dresses in mainly lolita fashion! she has a flare for the beauty of style and loves to recommend people styles and outfits whenever they go out shopping!

travis:

calls katelyn, zane, and dante hot nonchalantly

has attempted.

dante:

loves to bake and nana teaches him all kinds of recipes to make. he supplies the snacks at movie night.

takes taekwondo lessons. "can never be too careful" he says while living in a pretty standard upper middle class neighborhood. why is he like this.

works at a pet shelter and takes care of the dogs and cats left behind. he adopts any that have been there for years, thus making his house full of many different pets.

the designated driver for whenever they go out to clubs. he doesn't like to drink so he usually takes everyone home by the end of the night.

travis (the actual headcanons):

actually respects others and doesn't harass them like he did early on (that was a weird trope and i HATED it). he's just a flirt and if someone he flirts with flirts back he gets all flustered.

the group gamer. spends hours grinding on all sorts of games just to brag about it on his steam profile. specifically a fan of the spider-man games on playstation.

loves to cosplay! he, aphmau, and nana go to lots of conventions together in group cosplay. their last one was the powerpuff girls! they dragged garroth along and made him mojo jojo.

can recite everything and anything about the ninjago lore. this man is obsessed with any lego product or franchise and has many sets built in his room.

practices talking to himself in the mirror every morning to give him confidence. he has very low self esteem.

aaron:

dream stan.

probably friends with dream.

uhhhh idk probably streams the song "mask" by dream.

minecraft streamer.

dream.

those are all my headcanons! i hope you enjoyed! (slandering mystreet aaron is a passion of mine i'm sorry)

[weaselishmcdiesel]

did you vote laurance zvahl.

You should vote laurance zvhal

he is the tumblr sexyman blueprint

also no one knows how to spell his last name.

and he was part of mcd and mystreet which paved the way for modern minecraft rp.

and for a while his main character trait was being sexy.

Yep i took a screenshot of my vote 👍

[lavalender]

WHOS THAT ONE PERSON THAT PUT IN AARON MYSTREET. REVEAL YOURSELF

(mcyt sexyman nominations) 

[lycanresistance]

good! fucking! jesus! finally someone else who is on the mystreet canon aarmau divorce. aarmau would’ve been a good couple if aphmau actually listened to aaron’s feelings like she did prior mystreet. (in PDH, FC, pretty much at the beginning of their relationship, even then honestly canon!aarmau wouldn’t work because of a lot of things, the abuse from derek, age gap exc.) because in those series she actually seemed to care??? like the christmas series pissed me off so bad that in my many, many drafts of writing are entire series of mystreet rewrites because i honestly want to challenge myself and see if i can make aarmau work 💀 fanfic writers usually make them worst tho, sorry for exploding your asks

THE CHRISTMAS SERIES IS SOOOOO BAD i’ll never get over it lol. and yeah i’ve never found a “reinterpretation” of aarmau i’ve liked them being an ultra generic lovey dovey couple is nauseatingly boring to me and i think any version of them as in canon should be horrible to each other (but of course with the undercurrent of them truly caring about each other, which only makes it more horrible) i think it’s a byproduct of terminal shipper brain that makes people think couples in fiction are at their best when they’re functional which is just not true at all to me! i can’t understand how anyone would like mystreet without enjoying how terrible every character is but i guess the answer is they shut off their brain and say “my canon now!!” instead of watching something that like, is what they want, which is baffling to me

and 2 isn’t that many haha either way send as many asks as you so desire. if i feel like i have an answer i’ll answer and if i don’t i won’t. though if you’ve ever sent me an ask i didn’t answer feel free to resend it it might’ve gotten eaten or i forgot. i never get any use out of this blog anymore otherwise i’m like the onceler NOT the sexyman one like the original one where he’s just eyes inside a boarded window dispensing wisdom and being like don’t repeat my mistakes or whatever. except the wisdom is mystreet hot takes. don’t repeat my mistakes (having mystreet hot takes)

[fuckyeahzanvis]

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you know them, you love them.

MYSTREET SEXYMAN POLL

Each pair has been completely randomized and assigned at random. As with most other sexyman polls, each of these pairings will be pitted against eachother with one week to vote for each.

After the week is up, the winner will compete against the next bracket until we have a winner.

Each poll will contain the name of the character and a photo of them in source, not fanart. (Propaganda will NOT be put under each, as I encourage reposters to put their own propaganda.)

Have fun, and let the voting commence!

[fuckyeahzanvis]

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