#mystic messenger quote

[takitafulily]

Misadventures of the MCs #01

WHB!MC: Oh! Sorry! I must've got the wrong room!

(OB!MC and TWST!Yuu have their head on the table looking like they're dead. MM!MC is lying on the floor with their phone beeping away on the table. LTD!MC is the only functional looking one, clacking away at her laptop.)

TWST!Yuu: (Points at WHB!MC) No no, you look like you're in the right place.

WHB!MC: (confused) ???

OB!MC: (lifts their head up and puts their chin on the table) (also point at WHB!MC) are those fighting bruises or sexual bruises?

WHB!MC: (looks down and sees the massive bruises on their thigh) oh!... sorry............ they're sexual...... (embarrassed)

TWST!Yuu: Oh great. Another adult.

OB!MC: To be fair you're the odd one out. You're only here because no one else matches my level of therapist.

TWST!Yuu: Fair. (Puts their head back down)

WHB!MC: Oh! I heard FM!MC is on the way here as well. No one's met them yet so I don't know what they're like.

LTD!MC: They're probably not that different from us. Worse case scenario, they're like MM!MC and OB!MC. Best case scenario, they're like me.

WHB!MC: What about me?

LTD!MC: You're in the middle hon. Your harem is the best if not a little kinky, they chug their respect juice, but your angels are no joke.

OB!MC: (mumbling) My angels are the best..... not to mention the sex....

WHB!MC: I'm working on the angels ;)

[jabibi-the-beef]

"and i will love you as i love myself"

[password-door-lock]

[juminhandfs]

Jumin: Before we commence the meeting, are there any apologies for absence?

Zen: I've got one.

Jumin: From who?

Zen: Myself.

Jumin:

Jumin: But you're here.

Zen: I know I'm here, but I won't be here at the next meeting. I'll be rehearsing, remember?

Jumin: Then you don't have to apologize until the next meeting, Zen.

Zen: But I won't be here at the next meeting!

Jumin: Yes, I know. You send your apologies before the next meeting.

Zen: That's what I'm trying to do!

Yoosung: Oh! If that's how we're doing it now, I guess I better say sorry for the meeting in two weeks. I won't be around for that one. Got a great lolol party planned.

Seven: Oh, me, too, I'll be missing one in April. Saeran and I are going up to see Terrifier 3.

Jumin: This is ridiculous! I could apologize for missing a meeting next decade, for God's sake! Now--

Jaehee: Which meeting?

Jumin: What?

Jaehee: Which meeting in the next decade are you apologizing for, Sir?

Jumin:

Jumin: I'm not apologizing!

Seven: Well, you should!

Zen: What's the point in holding a RFA meeting at all if the RFA Leader himself is going to miss it?

Jumin: I'M NOT GOING TO MISS IT, YOU RAVING LUNATICS!

[pookiebear5]

I think about this every night, like what do you mean he wrote you a love letter? 💀 Now you might be like “he’s obviously playing a prank on Yoosung and doesn’t mean it.” Maybe I’m looking into this too much but it seems different from most of his pranks. Most of the pranks he plays on Yoosung are done in the chat room, for an audience. The only person that saw the letter is Yoosung. Also this is like barely even a prank because he signed it with his own name. If he was really pranking him wouldn’t he sign like a girls name or something? It just seems a bit pointless. Another thing is most of his pranks are in good fun (I mean he did convince him he was going to pass out and not wake up). However with that it was so obviously untrue that it was funny. Still though he never seems to want to hurt Yoosung emotionally and this would be a bit of a mean prank. Especially because Yoosungs always talking about wanting a girlfriend and being lonely and stuff. Also Seven had to write a love letter that’s at least semi believable. While he spent time on some of his other pranks, like writing a entire Wikipedia article for Pass out after drinking caffe syndrome. That probably took him like five minutes. Writing a entire believable letter probably took longer. Anyway I’m just yapping and probably looking into this way too much lol.

[jeckolenthusiast]

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan: Let me say my personal opinion—

Mingyu: No, don't.

[hxneyydew222]

. . . is the fandom dead?

[rnm-magic-space-xsd]

[ikemen-trifecta]

Friend Quotes as MysMes [Part 1]

SPOILER WARNING

Not a Cybird game, but it has ikemen and will therefore be at my mercy. –Edi

Saeran's first quote can be taken literally, and I am so sorry.

[vandysgf]

💌

dear saeyoung,

i think of you every time june rolls around and i always end up missing you (granted, it's your month). we don't talk much anymore (my doing, not yours), but i know there's at least seven hundred seven realities where we do (if you ever figure it out, i'd like to know too). today i heard electric love and it all crashed down on me like the moon makes the waves do (it poured out of my eyes). and the problem is, i never know what to do with myself (i know no other way than this).

dear saeyoung,

do you know i'm better at your language now? i can read 사랑해 at one glance (i can love you the way you understand), i can say 잘셍겼다 to make you blush (you always did call me your pretty girl)- but most of all, when i say 보고싶다, i get to miss you with one more syllable than i usually do in english (i will miss you, and i will miss you more).

dear saeyoung,

ask me the same question you did when we met and my answer would still be yes (it will always be yes). yes, i would love to come live with you on the moon (and be your love). yes, i think baby tomatoes sound just fine (fifteen? i don't mind). yes, i'll find you in every lifetime (laundry and taxes or running away from crime)- i would know you anywhere (i would turn every rock and press it to my ear just to hear the sound your heartbeat).

dear saeyoung,

my initials stay same with my last name or yours (your initials stay the same with your last name or mine). i think that's always been the biggest sign (star boy meets star girl, calls her 'mine'). every flower you've given, every road we've driven- it was probably a thing of the divine (there was no way i wasn't meant to reflect the way you shine).

dear saeyoung,

if everything came with a reset on my end, there is no doubt that i wouldn't protest (what is the pain of your forgetting me compared to the flutter of falling in love over and over again?). no. not when i know you've endured it countless times on end (i know you didn't ask, but let me hold this for you).

dear saeyoung,

i hope you forget me (i will never forget you); and when you meet me again, i hope that me will always be better than the last (you've got the best of me. you always will.)

p.s.,

i hope you forget your scarf in my life (and come back later for it).

[7bizarre]

[password-door-lock]

And no work/life balance, either...

[juminhandfs]

Saeran's after ending:

Jumin: *referring to his emotions* Thank you for showing me there was still a part of me that could feel like this. Because, now that I know where to find it, I killed it forever, so thank you for freeing me.

V:

Rika: No! You were so close to being a person! You were so close!

[a24gorewhore]

At first i was like Haha ada borderline, fp prospero

As a joke

But bro, I don't think it's a joke anymore

[serede986]

707 : Ah shit

MC : Watch your fucking language