#myheartisahammer

[71tenseventeen]

myheartisahammer reblogged your post and added: “Into That Bad Night-Timestamp 2”

WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SPRING THIS ON ME LIKE...

[madlori]

ahhhhhhhhhhh embargoes are the worst waiting is the worst I am d y i n g !!!! But the consort is pregnant!!!

Yes he is! 

[icosahedonist]

You should know, because of your tag I say "oh my jeezy chreezy" a minimum of 10 times/day.

Excellent! I got it from Eddie Izzard, who is hilarious and a blessing, and it’s been part of my vocabulary for quite a while now lol

[desertpups]

@myheartisahammer i figured that's the one you meant haha. although the chefs hat is quite the look😂 the Kachina is so amazing i love it so much.

[happyhornqvist]

myheartisahammer

  uhh anybody else having problems with the nhl app...

I had to reboot my app before tonight’s games would show. I’m having nominal audio issues, but am otherwise running as normal.

yeah, i eventually just waited and after uh A While it finally loaded, it might just be our internet but all my other devices have normal speed with loading so who knows

[71tenseventeen]

@myheartisahammer This is the exact photoset I used to inspire any scene where he wore a suit, so you got it exactly right!

I’ve been following you for a while and want to know why there isn’t more Geno is a suit content all over tumblr? I ask because he always looks amazing in coats and suits. Not that you’re the oracle of all things, but I wish I knew!

You know what? I don’t know why but lets remedy that right now, starting with these shots from Style Russia in 2018. 

[zombizombi]

myheartisahammer replied to your post: USA 1 CAN 2 :(

I want it for them so badly, this is crazy stressful.

co-signed, sis

[obsessiveshayme]

myheartisahammer replied to your post: Do you know which knee Geno has had trouble with?...

*ahem* thank you for this picture which is very important for reasons

haha you are welcome!

[alphacrone]

I *love* the food truck au! I am a giant sucker for farmers markets and food trucks and boys falling in love. I could read about it all day long. :)

thank you! :)) i hope to continue this as a little series, so stay tuned! :)

[stupidsexyseguin]

@myheartisahammer five machines?????? Woooow. But yeah I love them. Some people get snotty about them (I live in melbourne, our coffee culture is insane) but i just like how consistent they are? You always know what you're getting out of the machine. Plus it's cheaper than buying Starbucks everyday, and that there's a range of flavours.

If you have the current Christmas collection that we do- try Confetto Snowball! It's fucking delicious man. especially as iced coffee.

all i want for christmas is a new nespresso machine and nhl merch….

[71tenseventeen]

myheartisahammer reblogged your post and added: “Into That Bad Night-Timestamp 2”

it’s so good it’s so so so good I’m genuinely...

You BEST! 

[antarcticbird]

myheartisahammer replied to your post: LOL I step away for a minute and suddenly it’s...

I always think the same thing

I mean, I don’t think it matters at this point? But I’m also not usually in a time zone that allows me to watch the games live, so I’d be okay with watching it tomorrow instead.

[desertpups]

myheartisahammer replied to your post “apparently. my brothers girlfriend is going to call her "clinic" and...”

What? What the fuck?

that was my reaction too lol.

[homosociallyyours]

@jlf23tumble I want your thoughts on this rebuttal! I think for me what stops me from considering Harry as Erika is that I do see so much of Harry's attitude toward fashion as being a costume that can be removed at the end of the day, something that creates an image that is highly consumable but not always the truest reflection of Harry as a person. Which is not to say it's inauthentic-- I do think that in particular a lot of Harry's choices are indicative of a fluidity of gender and identity, for instance --but more that when Harry is not dressing for a performance we get a softness that Erika doesn't always have. That's the other big non-Erika thing-- she's incredibly loving, but slow to show it. She's owned the "ice princess" label even if it's not entirely accurate. Harry is effusive and bubbly, the type to start a conversation about nothing instead of sipping a cocktail in silence.

But!!! I will say that Erika was a tough one for me, and I wasn't as sure as Jen was of who would work as her.

And I love that you chimed in on this @myheartisahammer !! I'm gonna call in my other housewives friends, @disgruntledkittenface and @likepapermagnets , in case either wants to share their thoughts as well!!

The D as housewives? I don’t watch any so if you can give brief descriptions that’d be ace. If you’re feeling it all of. Thanks! Have a good evening!

Have a good evening???!!!! Thanks to you, I’m having an amazing one! Okay, so I had some knee-jerk hot takes, but I needed to confirm with @homosociallyyours, because she’s way into it, too, and we very much agreed on my picks, though we truly can’t decide on two of ‘em, which feels normal? If anyone watches this garbage show, chime in:

Liam = Lisa Rinna. Lisa has appeared in various soaps and TV movies, and she’s married to Harry Hamlin, which she will NEVER let you forget because she refers to him by his full name pretty much always. Like Liam, Lisa’s a pure people pleaser, she worries about everyone all the time because she needs you to like her. She never says no, and she absolutely should (also, like Liam, she’s obsessively into her physique).

Harry = Dorit Kemsley. Dorit is a wide-eyed wife, mom, princess who is dedicated to all things domestic and seemingly doesn’t get into the drama, except she TOTALLY gets into the drama, and as Megan pointed out, imagine the dog drama folding with Dorit as Harry...AND YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN.

Niall = Teddi Mellancamp Arroyave. I literally JUST REALIZED that Teddi is John Mellancamp’s daughter, which is only one (1) reason why I’d link her to Niall, but she’s also a hyper-organized virgo type whose main job is being an accountability coach, plus, they look really similar in thick-framed glasses.

Now we’re where it gets complicated because Megan and I both see Louis and Zayn as Denise and Erika in equal measures, but I’ll make my case below (but know that this is a tough one, and I’m with you if you disagree):

Louis = Erika Girardi. Erika’s a theater girl from wayyyyy back, and even though she had a rough start, she pushed herself through it on raw (often underrated) talent. She does not give a FUCK what you think w/r/t how she got there, she’s pure moxie, bb, plus unbelievably loyal to husband/friends.

Zayn = Denise Richards. Denise is my absolute fave because she’s here for it, yet she doesn’t give a shit about any of it, she’s a true icon. Fuck off and live on a farm up state? Denise AND Zayn. Weird stoner energy? Denise AND Zayn. God, I love them. She’s a bad-ass who loves her husband and her kids and herself, and we’ll see how future edits show how much she loves Brandi G.

[mypantsflewoff]

hobbitystmarymorstan replied to your post: guess who just paid off the last $122 of their...

FUQ YEAH CONGRATS!

myheartisahammer replied to your post: guess who just paid off the last $

Congrats! It’s the best feeling!    

THANK YOU!!!  it does feel good...tho i’m still broke as fuck and unemployed in my field and i literally hate everything right now.

[bluesy-moods]

Tagged by @chalala

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 10 people

# following: 488

# of followers: 400

Average hours of sleep: Between 5 and 6

Lucky number: 7

Instruments: Piano, guitar, clarinet, and a half-assed attempt at trumpet when I was in high school

What are you wearing: Tank top and pajama shorts

Dream job: Professional book reader

Dream trip: Road trip across the US. Pretty much every other country, I’d love to go to all the continents at least once.

Birthday: June 7th

Height: 5′4

Gender/pronouns: She/her

Other blogs: No

Nicknames: Alli

Star sign: Gemini

Time: 10:13pm.

Favorite bands: Not really sure? I listen to a little bit of everything. My playlist right now has the Wonder Woman soundtrack, Vivaldi, Harry Styles, and random country songs. 

Favorite artist: Vincent Van Gogh and Frida Kahlo

Favorite tumblr artist: andavs, halorvic, mintmintdoodles, inchells, and probably a lot of other incredibly talented people I’m forgetting

Song stuck in your head: The Chain by Fleetwood Mac

Last movie you watched: Black Swan

Last show you watched: Unsolved Mysteries

Why did you make your blog: I got into Sherlock and Doctor Who way back when and noticed that all my random internet searches for info kept leading me to Tumblr. And now you’re stuck with me.

What do you post: Sterek, Marvel, art, photography, politics, Sebastian Stan and whatever other celebrity strikes my fancy

Last thing you googled: hours of operation for the urgent care center I went to earlier

Ao3: companionslife, but I just read and bookmark.

Do you ever get asks: Some. 

How did you get the idea for your url: It’s changed a few times over the years, I think this one came from an urge for something that sounded more musical.

Favorite food: Sushi. Also been on a french onion soup kick lately.

Last book you read: Secrets in Death by JD Robb

Top 3 fictional universes: I tend to like most things having to do with the paranormal, so that’s probably the top one. And pretty much any universe that corrects the damage done by canon works for me.

Now I’m going to tag: @bakerstreetgiggles @moonblossom @mtfbwu66 @desertpups @smokesforwolves @myheartisahammer @holligenet @kelisel @earlgreytea68 @bashfyl