#myct sexyman

[nicoandindy]

i am absolutely horrified by the thought people aren’t voting joehills,

do it right, vote joe.

[arrowawsome]

vote joe and scar!!!!! scar has been hunting joe since s6 and it would be really funny if joe lost to him

[pancake-fluffz]

In Joe I trust

[itsdefinitely]

why does Joe Hills fanart have a beetlejuice suit?

who gave him that?

[cattimeswithjellie]

It All Comes Down To This

The fights have been long and brutal. The propaganda was everywhere. The voter fraud (/pos) was overwhelming. But now here we are, down to the two top contenders for MCYT's Tumblr-sexymanest sexyman.

But it's Scar and Joe! How do I choose?

I've voted for both of these offbeat and frankly ridiculous guys in every round so far, and honestly if you asked me if either of them were the only guy ever, I would probably say yes. But now... only one may win.

I was incredibly torn when the polls opened, so much so that I haven't even voted yet. But then Joe said that if he wins the contest he will put Official MYCT Tumblr Sexyman on his LinkedIn resume, while we all know Scar is never going to acknowledge the contest at all because he would be too embarrassed. While his embarrassment is charming, I want to see that resume pretty badly.

Vote Joe Hills for LinkedIn MYCT Tumblr Sexyman Today!

[inkonsistentsky]

JUST FOUND OUT FUCKING PIXLRIFFS GOT BEAT BY???? CHARLIE SLIMECICLE LIKE GUYS YOU ARE JUST VOTING FAVOURITES. CHARLIE IS TOO FUNNY GOOFY CHADBRO TO BE A SEXYMAN IM SORRY HE GETS HARD BEAT BY MR I THINK INTENSELY ABOUT LORE PIX OKAY IM SO DEVASTATED NAURRR

[katanakiwionline]

hey guys I’m so sorry but it looks like I’m legally required to vote Scott because otherwise I would be out of a writing job ok thanks

Sexyman tumblr poll

Hello tumblr, I know it is looking like round 3 will be me vs jimmy. I understand you may think this is a hard decision, but I would like to remind you all who is the one who gives you flower husband crumbs and was on here and accepting you all first…. Just remember… (It was me)

[bedazzledpiss]

I just had a convo with some of my irls about the sexy man poll and one of them said Georgenotfound should have won 😭😭

[pancake-fluffz]

it's not my best work but we can do this guy's ik scar is ultimate blorbo but Joe has worked really hard for this so

VOTE JOE

[lovemidnighteclipse12]

Vote for Scar you won't escape the good times

Vote for Scar

Vote for Scar

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE GOOD TIMES

ROUND 7:

GOODTIMESWITHSCAR (1) nominated from Hermitcraft, Last Life, Create Mod Server, Third Life, Double Life, Among Us, The Crafting Dead, MCC

vs

JOE HILLS (3) nominated from Hermitcraft, Beetlejhost, Joemez Addams, UHC

[icedtoastt]

#QUACKITYSWEEP

[thatrandodevil]

I've just decided

Whoever wins sexyman poll I will put a cool fanart of them as my tumblr banner for a month.

[nicoandindy]

Joe is really slaying that outfit

JOEHILLS SWEEP JOEHILLS SWEEP (or else)

[mcytsexyblogging]

ROUND 3 MATCHUPS I'M MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO AND WHY

Scar v. Schlatt - look, we all know Scar is gonna win, no question, but the schlannies came in clutch late in the game last round, I'm interested in seeing how much Schlatt loses by and whether the results shift later in the poll again.

Scott Smajor v. Jimmy - probably one of, if not THE, most popular non dsmp ship in the mcyt community and I for one cannot WAIT to see the flower husbands shippers tearing themselves apart. I predict Scott will win however due to him being literally everywhere, so far more recognized throughout the community. Jimmy's loser boy swag will not hold him up this time unfortunately.

Pix v. Slimecicle - two very different communities being pit against each other, it'll be interesting to see how it works out and I suspect will be a glimpse into where former dsmp fans migrated post dsmp hayday. many went in the hermitcraft/empires direction and many stayed a bit closer to home with ranboo, aimsey, and slimecicle types. I'm genuinely not sure how it'll turn out but I think mcytblrsexymanpoll has more empires type followers so I'm guessing maybe Pix?

Sausage v. Quackity - for similar reasons to Pix v. Slimecicle. additionally, these two have both been the victim of severe sexymanifaction at the hands of tumblr, I'd say Quackity has probably had it worse/longer but Sausage has definitely leaned into it FAR more. Again, not sure who's gonna win for this one, Quackity fans came in clutch last time but idk if it's gonna happen a second time.

Pearl v. Phil - look, look, I just, Pearl is my favourite, I love her. I know logically Phil has suffered far greater sexymanification but,,,, Pearl,,, I want her to win even if Phil probably deserves it more. Plus a Pearl v. Cleo matchup next round would be funny.

Cleo v. Eret - They both have similar girlboss appeal- they're both monarchs, they're both (sometimes) evil, they have both been made to look far more competent than they actually are. I think Cleo is gonna win based on how nominations were looking (and cause they deserve it) but I'm interested in seeing if it's gonna be close or if I'm completely wrong.