#my worst ''he just like me fr'' but def my best ''I was right all along''

[jebtruther]

I KNEW he was a massive cunt I KNEW IT I KNOW MY BBG SO WELL

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Silly little cafe job anon again !! I did actually see Buff Guy "Changbin" and Dark Academia "Seungmin" again! With different friend this time. They were in a group of four and "binnie" had definitely come from the gym this time. He still had on that sinful black compression shirt but this time he had a dark gray zip up like half zipped over it and these black joggers on that I think we're just a little bit too small bc when he sat down I could See His Thighs Very Well iykim. "Seungie" still had on the trenchcoat and the button up and the slacks but he also had on a cute lil chunky knit sweater vest on too. I'm ngl he looked like he would become a young hot professor like he had those vibes yk. The new third guy fr looked like he just woke up but like,, in a hot way. Like he had the just rolled out of bed nicely tousled hair, a random dark blue hoodie I think and the worst/best part was he had on The Gray Sweatpants... yeah... But he basically came in and ordered w his friends and when they all sat down he put in some headphones and started working on his laptop. Basically he screamed chan to me. The last fourth guy was my favorite tbh. He had on these cute straight leg jeans w like butterflies bleached onto them, a long sleeve mock neck white shirt, and a light blue button up on w daisies on it I think? It has some kind of tiny like garden print. So yeah very jinnie to me.

So "binnie" started the order train with "this might be a bit odd" and tbh he was right. He ordered a frozen lemonade w watermelon and strawberry in it. Now the cafe I work at is pretty chill abt ordering off the menu as long as you're willing to pay the extra for us staff having to come up w how to actually work it out, so a frozen lemonade w some extra fruit wasn't that hard. I think he also got a blueberry scone so he def likes fruit lol. "Seungie" got another flat white w an extra shot + cinnamon and one of our seasonal pumpkin spice muffins. "Channie" got like,, the oddest drink imo. He ordered just like a plain oolong tea, but when he got his drink he walked over to the little stand w all the sugar and creamer and I watched him pour literally 6 packets of sugar in there. Absolutely wild. "Jinnie" got a mint hot cocoa w extra marshmallows and a brownie I think.

So the way this cafe works is that if you order a pastry or a drink that can be made quickly we'll just give it to you at the counter but otherwise we'll make it and then bring it to wherever you've decided to sit. So I gave them all their pastries and they went and sat down while me and my coworker made the drinks. Now we used to have these metal trays you could use to carry large orders, but people kept stealing them or dropping and denting them so we got rid of them. So now I have to figure out how to carry these four drinks to this table without spilling anything bc I'm not gonna shout thru the cafe for them to come get their drinks right. As I'm staring at the drinks trying to figure out a good way to do this, "jinnie" comes up and asks if I need help. I guess either he or one of the other guys noticed my struggle and he came to help. Literally would have kissed him right then and there if I were braver. Anyway we both carry over their drinks and they all immediately thank me like idk maybe the bar is too low but I thought they were really sweet. So yeah I love my silly little cafe job bc then I get to see fine men who are also nice <3

God fucking dammit.

Of course Changbin man would get fruit lemonade. THAT TRACKS BECAUSE ITS CANON (Yuzu anyone?)

I love this.

Please always update us on your universe.

Cafe anon is now your handle unless you want something else! <3

[oddinary4bts]

Listen, I trust that we’re gonna get some answers about wtf that was with jk and gabi…but if that man isn’t on the next flight out of Paris to do some groveling…idk how he’s gonna fix it 😬 his reputation is def working against him AND oc’s friends know now. They knew for like all of 24 hours before he seemingly dropped the ball. Not a good look overall. Tae be damned at that point tbh, like what’s a better way to show him you’re so fucking fr about his sister than to drop everything to go explain yourself to her…just saying.

Now my bigger concern is WTF HOBI. I need some answers from HIM. I’m so pressed about it honestly like I can’t even imagine for everyone in the friend group how that must feel. Especially Yoongi of course but hello??? His entire friend group he just fucking ghosted out of nowhere and left a letter??? Like hell nah, you don’t get to say whatever you need to say and then leave me with no way to say what I need to say. There’s no closure in that, that is so unfair.

How will he fix it right?🥹🥹 I guess time will tell😌 and yeah the worst part is that OC finally got the courage to tell her friends and that happened…😭

Yeah Hobi chickened out for sure. He realized he wasn’t into guys after all, and that to him it ruined his friendship with his best friend and he felt so horrible about it that he just decided to remove himself from their life. Partly bc he doesn’t want anyone to take his side in this. Like.. he wants them to be there for Yoongi, you know? But indeed leaving a letter and no way for yoongi to contact him is definitely a shitty thing to do and not closure at all

[msookyspooky]

OH MY GOD SPOOKY ‼️‼️‼️‼️ thAT CHAPTER 13?????????? A MASTERPIECE!!!!

The "my girl" partmhjnjjhahhahahhuhuhaha I SWEAR i was brushing my teeth while reading and when my EYES SAW THOSE WORDS I JUST STOPPED??????? i stopped there with toothbrush all over my mouth for a good minutE TRYING TO COMPREGED TAHT!!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHGGGGGG

I have no words to explain how much i loved loved loved that chapter!!!! i have been craving for that reveal since i started reading when you were still posting the part set 1 movie and IT DID!!! NOT!!!!! DISAPOUNT!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING EXITED FOR THE REST OF THE STORY LMAOOO 💞💞💞💞💞💞

SPOILER ALERT FOR CHAPTER 13

Yn, in my opinion at least 👀, def had the chance to play dumb, act as if she didnt knew, act as if they were forcing her to do whatever accusation dewey trew at her. but she didnt‼️‼️‼️‼️ and im just freakibg outtttttt she cares so much that AGAIN she put herswlf in front of Billy. After all the pain that doung that all those years ago brought to her, she did that and didnt even think about it. even after stu literally shot someone in the chest she cares so fucking much that the death of that person donest affect how she feels about him anymore (judy didnt actually dieee but yn doesnt know itt( they didnt need to get try to get jill before she hurt yn, they couldve literally just ran away from the hospital. But the choose to stay‼️‼️‼️ for stu i wont eve.n elaborate because my. Girl. My. Ficking. Girl. Was enough for me lmaooo‼️‼️‼️but billy didnt need to say athing! In fact, it would be better for him if he didnt bc he knew dewey woukd recognize him the second the spotlight was on him. But.he did. He defended yn the second he could. He defended her even if he knew no one would listen to him.

Im 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 anywaysssss hahaha i love your writing a normal amount............

Alsooo you wrote jill so so well that i wanted to go inside my phone and strangle her myself lmaoo

THANK YOU!!! I LOVE THIS REVIEW OMFG AFGSSG😍💘

Oh YN definitely cares and so do they there's just so much turmoil and difference in morals that it's a rough road but Billy and Stu saving her (To "kill her god knows when" yeah right 😒🙄) And her deciding to follow that moral compass and save Billy before her own ass because it was the 'right thing to do' (mm hmm 🤨😒) is just another layer they didn't know this situation could have!

Fr YN could have played dumb but I ain't gonna lie when I came out of anesthesia I slept SO HARD it was insane I was fucking out of it and barely formed thoughts so I can't imagine some bitch waking me up a few hours after my surgery trying to strangle me THEN trying to make coherent thoughts to justify why Billy is there 😣

And I think as the author writing it (And the girl reading it lol) like...YN is fucking tired.

I mean, her best friend and honestly only true friend died and she found his corpse and has that weighing on her conscience that it's her fault they seperated. Gale was never her friend 100% fake af and YN lowkey knows it. Karla is a friend by being Ray's wife but not on the level her and Randy are.

And other than Dewey; Billy and Stu is all she's got. In one night, she was truly stabbed for the first time not counting her arm or hand. Good and only Friend is dead. She's being framed AGAIN over fame she never wanted to begin with.

Dewey, as much as she loves him platonically, has changed because of that badge and being married to Gale and in Woodsboro (I noticed it from 3 to 4 with Dew to Sid and was shocked tbh) and has done nothing but make YN not trust him with her safety this entire installment.

Stu pointed it out in TT. That he was there no matter what, toxic or not. He knew the worst and best of YN and stayed there for his own selfishness but still for her as well. When Randy and Dewey only knew what YN revealed but she was living a double life that they UNDERSTANDABLY would be hurt and enraged over but Billy and Stu have been known and don't care

ISTG it's why I fuck with enemies to lovers sm bc your enemy sees your worst side, weakest side, you see there's and yet you still fall in love?

I think Billy has never seen these sides of YN and when he did in TT he was in a shit place in his life and still bitter over what she did in Set Up and Sequels Suck.

But Stu? He was in her life from Windsor to Hollywood on and off and got over her betrayal before Billy so it's easier for him.

And I hc Stu as fucking nuts to be blunt. Flys off the handle, impulsive, delusional, arrogant, has little value in peoples lives, doesn't discriminate with killing, sadist, possibly even a bit of a high functioning individual with a form of ASPD or just good old narcissism where he doesn't love like a normal person does so he forced himself into YN's life as a form of control but that doesn't mean he doesn't care for her he just cares for his own self preservation first and always will. While I hc Billy as an introverted guy with fucked up morals and possible hallucinations like his daughter Sam / he's more likely to snap than most people same with his Mom Nancy. But I think he feels love and emotions the same as anyone else he just has trust issues and cynical af.

It's why after so long...I mean, aside from money, Billy got what he wanted. YN is alone, isolated, depressed, anxiety, PTSD, no friends, everyone she cares for is dead or hates her, getting attacked by conspiracy theorists that claim she helped them. And I think he's realizing slowly but surely that maybe her suffering for trying to turn him in while saving him isn't what he wanted after all.

Thank you for the review and listening to me rant I just love these in detailed ones because sometimes you guys see things about the characters I don't even!!♡♡♡

[delusional-mishaps]

YEEEAAAHHH OMG ALL YOUR HEADCANNONS ARE REALLY GOOD! 🤩And I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT MOFO IS SMART ENOUGH TO POSSIBLE BE A LITERAL DOCTOR EITHER. Everyone at the hospital thinks he’s just here waiting for someone or to flirt with the nurse when reality he goes nerd mode and is really good at his job also. And writing stuff about Epic has to be the worst and best at the same time??? He is so funny but also cringe. AND ABSOLUTELY NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME THAT HE WOULD NOT GIVE THE DUMBEST NICKNAMES EVER-

With his s/o he would also probably compare there relationship to a fictional couple like ”we’re just like ___ and ____“🥰 depending on what show he is forcing you to watch (he def takes his partner to anime conventions also) AND he uses those cringe Japanese terms like yandere and tsundere and baka but mostly ironically, AUAUAGAH HE IS SO 😭😭💖💖💕🔥💥‼️‼️‼️

I could ramble about him all day but I think that’s enough simping, but it’s just he’s so auaghaugah. THE OLD COMICS YUGOGEER MADE ABOUT HIM ARE ALSO REALLY GOOD, FOUND ONE WHERE HE IS WEARING AN ANIME SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT! Most of them are deleted and it makes me so angry like ggrrrrr. I had to scroll through the depths of an old tumblr account to find them all, I saw so much fontsecst… I saw the comics, but at what cost? 😔😔😔

OH AND BACK ON TOPIC, THE HEADACHE HEADCANNON FOR EPIC IS CHEFS KISS!!! Never even thought about how technically all his power is stored in that socket, and it must really hurt him. Mah poor boi 😖 AND SANSES WITH GLASSES ARE THE BEST! Error does have glasses canonically I can confirm. One sans that wears glasses could also be NIGHTMARE. I think this because he has all that goop in front of his one eye and also since he has been around for a loooong time, which could play a part in bad eye sight. And it’s also funny to see him all grandpa mode EHEHEHH!

I APPRECIATE THE EXTRA PICS OF THE CROCHET BOIS, TYSM! They are the DEFINITION of scrunkly 💕 AND CRAM AND JAM ARE AAAAHHH!!! Those names make me wanna go crazy. I want the LOOOORREEEE! I can be MatPat and you can be Scott Cawthon and this could be like fnaf if you get my super duper awesome metaphor! 😎😎😎

And are legiterally so cool fr fr. Kissing you platonically also 😙 MWAH! Love seeing your rants and headcannons omg, I’m not going anywhere anytime soon! 😈😈😈 sorry for very very long ask just realized I went kinda off the rails here lmao

anon don't apologize for the long ask im in love /p

BYT AUUUQGQGG DINT EVEN TALK ABOUT HIW EPIC USES THOSE ANIME TERMS.. youre mad at him for something and he calls you a tsundere AS IF THATLL MAKE ANYTHING BETTER.. BABE I WANNA BEAT YOU STOP TALKING LIKE THAT OMGG but we just like that anime couple he said we were like fr idk i zone out when he turns on anime

BAJSNKSNSK THE FONTCEST im so sorry.. the lengths youll go for epic 💔💔

nightmare deffo has glasses because he is literally a grandpa. he needs his spectacles to see. he can't tell his gang apart otherwise (we aren't talking about canon here ok i love murder time trio theyre soso silly and special to me :3 ) because they all look the same LMAOO

OMG FNAF REFERENCE ‼️‼️‼️‼️ OK OK OK CRAM AND JAM LORE!!! they had an old "owner" who was lowkey kinda neglectful.. bitties are sentient so OBVIOUSLY they can just take care of themself, right? pfft, yeah. so anyway one day they're taken out on the town with their owner and they're trying to come up with a PLAN on how to escape and find a better life (cram was, anyway) and jam just saw my sona (who has other bitties too btw.. i like to make a bitty anytime i get merch of a character like keychains/pins/plushies etc.. it's kinda cringe LMFAOO I LOVE BEING CRINGE‼️‼️) and he's just like "wow that person could take care of us" so they're STOW AWAYS!!! hence the names cram and jam because they crammed and jammed their way into my got damn pockets 😭

I AM GLAD YOU ARE HERE TO STAY !!!!!! answering asks is like enrichment time in my enclosure BAJSKDKCKF

[jinkicake]

BIG MOOD PATHETIC SCARAMOUCHE IS SO FUNNY HES RLY THE LITTLE MEOW MEOW😭 need him to be absolutely obsessed w me but he’s too embarrassed that he wants to hold my hand so he pretends to hate me and im like “ that’s mice sweetheart what di you want for dinner?” Saw someone make a dc where you ignore him for like 5 days and he’s on his knees begging like “PLEASE LOOK AT ME” like thats so real to me😭😭 bc once you’ve given him affection he’s gunna do everything to keep it within his grasp😔 ALSO HE DEF WOULD TIE YOU UP AND LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN💀 childe and singora are so casual about it😭 when he comes back they talk like you’re not even there “how long have they been here?” “I lost count after the fourth hour” “ they’re still conscious I’m impressed” like he’s such an asshole but he will do the 🥺🥺👉🏼👈🏼”can I have a hug” afterwards💀 love that for him. Keeps him in my pocket like a little purse dog, he’s my guard dog boyfriend bc he will kill first and ask questions later. “ I don’t like how he looked at you” “he’s the waiter” AND YOOOO DONT EVEN LET DOTTORE UGLY ASS COME CLOSE TO YOU ITS OVER FR-don’t like his new design he’s just a creep like I was the “clones” back the short haired funny scientist dude like I like them unhinged in a clown way!! He’s fuckable, the abusive leather daddy dom on the other hand😒 like he’s fun if he has a tired annoyed uncle personally like he lives to bully childe. But just going around threatening scaramouche and collei bc I forgot he did experiments on her too in the manga is musty like that mask is lame!! WHERE IS THE CLOWN KING😡- he would reflexively go for his throat like he opens his mouth and suddenly his throat is slit “ my bad I got anxious” SGDHSHS UNDERSTANDABLE😭😭😭 and the streets is saying he’s gunna have a claymore??? BE SERIOUS HES A SCIENTISTS TWINK WHOS HUNCHED IVER IN A LAB ALL DAY HE CANT CARY THAT SHIT?? Like he only experiments on KIDS bc he could never kidnap a whole adult like imagine he tries to get itto?? HIS ASS WOULD BE DEAD IN 10 SECONDS!! HE CANNOT FIGHT DELUSION OR NOT!! I would beat his ASS like if you don’t get your ass out my face looking like an X-ray 😒 like be bothering all them people bc he wants so ass he weights 70 pounds soaking wet so he needs to borrow childes body weight

no exACTLY. listen, i love mean!scaramouche as much as the next person but if he's not obsessed then i dont want him. pathetic!scaramouche is the best scaramouche

i saw this scaralumi fanart of him drunk at a bar and diluc calls lumine to calm scara down and when she answers hes like 'hey ugly' and she hangs up and he starts crying again and ugh it's too perfect like that artist captured his best side with that simple fanart heheh

HAHAH yeah scaramouche is the worst bc he would do something so mean to you like ignore you while working but the second he finds out youre mad at him he'll be begging for your attention like he didn't just starve you for two days.... hes a great yandere me thinks-

Scaramouche = purse dog is the best comparison ive ever read T T

okay hear me out... i can forgive all the heinous crimes dottore has committed but i draw the line at him being UGLY. Maybe if he were cuter I would also be obsessed w him but he's so..... eh- LOL i like the clones better than him! (rip to the clones :-(() but also.... him being ugly is kinda the appeal? am i right??? i can never make up my mind-

dottore is supposed to have a CLAYMORE?! WHAT THE HLLL,,,im very confused about his leaks bc i heard that the shit company can't let characters be playable if theyre evil and tbh i dont want him to be redeemed bc he literally cant be redeemed and hes fun as a psycho like??? idk idk idk im just focused on sexy yelan in 3.4 she will be mine!

also isn't dottore one of the top three strongest in the fatui??? right i think....? i seriously dont know how but tbh i dont care! i just focus on mr hottie soooooooooooo sexy capitano teehee

[the-talented-tink]

Monday, November 11 — The Comment Section: Write ten comments your character has left around the Internet— perhaps a YouTube video of a song that means something to them, a TikTok that they got into a fight in the comments of, a recipe that they tested from FoodNetwork.com… the sky’s the limit! Can be from the same site or different

Tink's Comments on Youtube Over the Years:

10 Popular Party Theme Ideas | Feel Good Events

@pixiesbell commented: ok but why is no one saying how predictable these themes r? There’s not an ounce of creativity with them. Popular, sure, but overdone? 1000%!

The Best Of Steve Rogers

@pixiesbell commented: ughhh he’s just a dreamboat hunk. Might not be worthy of him for all time, but like hey Cap…babe. Just one night, promise it’ll be your best one ;) 

Guess The Song From The Movie Soundtrack | React

@pixiesbell commented: honestly not sure how I keep ending up here. These vids are just NOT fun to watch! Oh wow i can react to stuff that’s ACTUALLY good. Congrats!

Captain America: Brave New World | Official Trailer

@pixiesbell commented: i told myself i wouldn’t get hype. Marvel is soooo over etc etc. but also… damn sam can get iiiit. <3 <3 <3 he might not be steve rogers, but he’s sam motherfucking wilsooon!!! Slay king!

Kendall Jenner & Gigi Hadid Arrive on Horseback at Vogue World: Paris | Vogue

@pixiesbell commented: really not sure why they would do this shit LOL one of those nepo baby disasters showing off rich people don’t even need to walk anymore or whatever.

Blake Lively losing all her fanbase in the span of a week and honestly i did not expect that at all 

@pixiesbell commented: LMAO. girl doesn’t have any sense of humor OR taste. She’s a hot mess and deserves to go down with her bullshit!

Top 10 Times Rory was the WORST on Gilmore Girls

@pixiesbell commented: goooood. For SOME reason the whole town loves this entitled little b– I don’t get it!! She’s AWFUL to her bestie, she freaking DROPS OUT OF YALE, and she happily becomes the other woman with Dean??? Srsly she’s almost ALWAYS the worst!

Audiences Hate Bad Writing, Not Strong Women

@pixiesbell commented: can i say D U H. like movies these days are pandering so hard and going SOOOO extra with rep that it loops right back around to empty and shallow and disappointing. And like being a boss bitch doesn’t mean the people around you have to suck in comparison. You just have to be even on the playing field ppl!!

‘Never Have I Ever’ ends in TEARS | Love Island Series 11

@pixiesbell commented: OMG the dramaaaaaaaaaaaa. Gotta agree with the other comments though lmaooo. Just cuz you CRY doesn’t mean you’re the victim. Get it together babes <3 

Klaroline being an married couple for 14 minutes

@pixiesbell commented: i recognize they’re problematic faves babes but no one come at me and yuck my yum here. They’re like the def of right person wrong time and it DRIVES ME MAD. Also blame the writers fr like everyone else. Delena who? Elena was a world class nuisance god. Caroline deserved waaay more screentime.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

HOW IS IT OVER THERE?? Hopefully the weather’s treating you well in Switzerland!

Also DOG PERSON KARASU Lowk I can also see it…I was not expecting that breed though lowk LMAO I also thought it was a spaniel of sorts but?? I’m just gonna trust whoever made the post bc I mean the visuals aren’t insanely detailed either so…ok but trench coat Karasu >>>>> Lowk I saw people hating on the tan and I’m like that’s not what I’m complaining about LMFAO maybe people got too used to the blue???

Them matching the dogs with their teams is sooo cute but also a funny Easter egg for those who don’t read!! Ok but ummmm tabieitaken WHERES THE EITA??? I’m ngl I’m a little surprised Reo is there since he’s not as pivotal to the third selection but maybe it’s a marketing moment….

Ok and definitely like hey…shit talking is Lowk necessary….like I kinda use it as a way to like warn friends of red flags or bad people….i agree in moderation though LMAO like people who shit on others for no reason <<<<

I’m ngl o completely forgot what I wrote before and when I started reading abt yuki I thought you meant Yukimiya and was astronomically lost but I GET IT NOW!!’ But FR she literally was on campus for like 5 min and had already been like no contact with the school for so long like what???

Omfg the “you have 13 minutes before I kill you” is SO. BAROU!!! Like the epitome of Barou if you ever decide to write something like this I’m advocating for this line to make the cut!!!

LMFAOOOO IBS ALLEGATIONS IM CRYING BUT FR!!! I wonder what he’d do to get Barou to go on a date or if he’d even bother approaching Rin LMAOO something about yuki comically losing his shit has me giggling

Omg NOOO thats actually the worst!! Manifesting that your bc adjusting period speeds up right about now!!!! And I hope you didn’t have to go through motion sickness for the whole like 8 hours but at least now you can get some fresh air!! Was there a lot of turbulence or is it just kinda a plane sickness sort of thing? Either way hoping it isn’t as bad on your return flight! I’m trying to think of some nausea remedies….I think the fastest one ik of is ginger based items (courtesy of a friend who shoved a bunch of ginger candies in my hand one day LMAO)…ofc I think walking around lightly helps too!

- Karasu anon

it’s super super nice out!! i just took a shower and a nap as well as ate something substantial and i’m feeling much better now thankfully as well 😄 the place we’re staying doesn’t have air conditioning but it’s not miserably hot and it gets cold at night so we’re just going to open windows and vibe hehe…luckily everywhere we’re going in france + the two days we’re in italy we’ll have AC because it’s really really hot there according to the weather app 😭

I LOVE KARASU’S FIT he looks so handsome and put together it’s giving me 30s noir film vibes in the best way…tbh the tan >>>> the blue i think the blue is too bright at least in the colored illustrations!! also yes i can totally see him liking dogs he just gives me secret animal lover vibes in general…bruh actually so true where IS otoya?? maybe it’s payback for how majestic and detailed of a shot he got in the trailer compared to 90% of the characters HFKSJSAHFKS

there’s def a difference between being a bully and just saying what needs to be said!! and also too it’s all abt what you choose to say/make fun of if that makes sense LMAO

no every time i write yuki i have to put sm context around it to clarify which one i mean…help but imagine yukimiya and geto meeting through gojo and mrs l/n 😭 atp yukimiya is an honorary pi character so he’s basically in jjk already which means essentially he IS the reason why geto had his downfall 🥱 /j

YESSS i just think that would be the funniest dynamic with barou…like almost a reverse fwtkac karasu and reader?? where barou is legitimately tweaking out over every little thing and reader is just in love with him but he has 0 clue and thinks she’s his arch-nemesis 😫 bro watches the dark knight every time before he goes to her house just to hype himself up meanwhile reader is twiddling her thumbs and kicking her feet waiting for him 🤩 normally i don’t like writing an mc who likes her love interest more than he likes her but truly with barou’s personality this is the best way i can imagine it

rin hiori and niko i feel like he wouldn’t ask because they’re much younger (15/16 compared to karasu and yuki being 18) but omg imagine he convinces barou to go bowling with him and then reader (who can’t bowl) shows up and it’s genuinely barou’s final straw 😓 the real reason he didn’t play in the game against pxg is because snuffy was terrified barou might actually murder karasu JFHSKKS (loki did NOT gaf either way but yk snuffy has to be a #responsibleadult) 😟 pls the thought of yukimiya going apeshit cracks me up too but honestly it’s what he deserves 😔

luckily i’m finally doing better!! i think my mother might’ve brought ginger gum with her so i’ll probably ask her for some for the flight home just in case…thankfully i actually wasn’t terribly nauseous on the plane it was just before and afterwards?? 🤔 idk HAHAHA but at least it’s gone now 😪

[abigail]

i may or may not have looked at your letterboxd and omg u are so right hoffman is the worst !! everyone on the internet loves him and i don’t understand lmao

but regarding top 3 movies: saw is definitely my favorite <3 it’s now one of my fav movies EVER !! i rewatched it friday and omg truly movie of all timeee

(and i also have eeaao as one of my favorite movies hehe u have great taste :-))

n°2 is saw II and n°3 omg… it’s either VI or 3D i can’t decide!! honestly the main reason 3D is so high on my list is bc of lawrence <3 that ending made me insane fr

and honestly i’m putting saw X high on the list too bc it was SO good it’s def the best movie they’ve made in years. and idk if u know this already but make sure to stick around for the credits because there’s a scene!!

anyways sorry for rambling lol i’m just really obsessed w the franchise hehe <3

!!!!! yeah I have so many beloved mutuals who love him and I love that for them but personally I hate the guy so much like.. he’s such a vile little worm and is messing up everything just because of his ego :/ idk the actor does an incredible job though and the character is so good even if I hate him I can see that but yeah number one hoffman hater here <3

yesss the original is so beloved to me!! I watched it secretly when I was waaaay too young (first horror movie I ever watched yippie!!!) and idk it’s just SO good and special to me <3 for me the second is just so iconic.. like aside from the first of course I think it’s got some of the most memorable traps and twists and whatnot <3 and I agree with 3D !! I don’t think it’s one of the best but my beloved doctor gordon at the end !!!! that’s my boy right there <3 LOVE him !! I’ll also die on the hill that 6 is one of the best.. I think the fact it’s all about how shitty life insurance companies are and then the big twist in that one is just too good.. also you get john saying ‘piranha’ like that and idk that’s so funny to me for some reason lol

I’m so so so excited for the new one !! I’m going tonight I will have to make sure to post about it for ya <3 I’ve only heard good things so far and like.. honestly even if it’s not good I will absolutely have fun with it but I think it’s gonna be a good one hehe :3 and I had no idea about a bit after the credits !! I’ll make sure to wait for it thank you !!

and don’t apologise honestly I love the saw franchise sm too and I love to talk about it hehe <3

[ggothamite]

okay here’s my justification. under the cut because it’s very long

cassie - strong arm, good coordination, great reflexes. first basemen tend to be pretty friendly too, as they interact with the opposing team the most. for hitting, i think she she’d have a really strong hit and probably be one of their better hitters. like she’d def hit dingers. i was debating on shortstop for her too, but i’m pretty confident with first baseman

kon - obviously one of the biggest/strongest on the team. i fear pitchers are also known for having a slight ego too. he definitely has a strong arm and would be able to be unpredictable enough to be a solid pitcher. obvi he has a good arm, so he’d be dh too. because i said so. his walk up song probably slaps too.

ray - i’m not going to lie, i love ray, but i primarily put him here because i needed a ninth player whoops. tbh i think he could fit in any role, but i ended up with right fielder because he has a good arm, pretty tall, can move quick. strongest arm in outfield i think. i would’ve put him down for first base but cassie fits it better. he’d be a great hitter though. probably a new trade to the team, so no one really knows him lmfao

tim - quick reflexes, fast thinking, sharp mind are like the catchers traits to me, so tim kind of just slotted in perfectly. he’d be so great at double and/or triple plays fr. idk if he’d be a super strong hitter, but he’d be at stealing bases methinks. he’s probably pitched before too. no clue why! he’s also definitely gotten hit by pitches before.

bart - he’s fast. a speedy guy. center field covers the most area on the whole field, so center fielders gotta be quick. only worry would be him getting distracted but like that seems like an actual center fielder problem. hed 100% be a pinch runner. best base runner ever. i also think he’d be decent at batting. like he def bunts sometimes.

anita - fav ever. i’m going to be honest, i don’t have a specific reason for this, except for the tension between second base and shortstop LMFAO. but she’d be so good, great athletic skills and great directing skills. a strong arm too. i think she’d also be great at third base? but i like shortstop for her. batting wise, i think she moves around the lineup. like i wouldn’t be shocked if she had off days where she hits nothing and then hits a dinger the next game.

slobo - strong, good reflexes, fearless when chasing the ball. once again, i needed someone to put here, and i think he’d be good at it. like anita, i think he’d be a decent batter, definitely moving around the lineup. has definitely caught a ball from midair too. i think it would be funny

cissie - she’s a good player, but not good enough to play shortstop. tbh i wanted tension between her and anita because i eat that up i fear. super precise throws, quick on her feet, and she’d definitely be able to make plans quick. i don’t think she’d be the greatest batter (per the yj98 issue), but i definitely think she’s underestimated and has hit on multiple occasions. she probably hits a mean bunt too.

greta - love her, but i don’t think she’s be great. she’d be really good at situational plays. left fielders are also known to be a little strange and unusual, so i think that would work for her too. i also think she’d be able to be a decent left fielder, probably has very accurate throws. also she’d probably have worst batting average i think. sorry!

anyways that’s all folks. if you disagree, feel free to i made these assumptions from watching baseball a ton. obviously they wouldn’t be playing these positions all the time as the lineup could switch and they could be out somewhere else, but this is what i’d imagine to be the most typical one. red tornado is the manager too btw.

fuck it yj98 baseball lineup

cassie - first basemen

kon - designated hitter/pitcher

ray - right fielder

tim - catcher

bart - center fielder

anita - shortstop

slobo - third basemen

cissie - second baseman

greta - left fielder

[mossyythoughts]

platonic genshin headcanons

yo yo yo

w/ diluc, venti and hu tao!

g/n reader ❤️

not spell checked whoops~

diluc

the biggest dad friend ever we love him <3

he definitely has told you to stop spending money on stupid shit but like shut the fuck up, look at this dog figurine that is just sitting there like a polite little boy 😒🙄

will NOT have you in his house doing stupid shit

“get down from that bookshelf.”

ughh he probably makes the best cookies

or the worst no in between 🙄

but my bets is he is a pretty decent cook 🧐

he would get on your ass if you ate raw dough though 😒 like bitch i’m hungry

ugh feel like he would be the type of person to be like “are you fr playing scary games at 4 am again…”

he WILL NOT comfort you either �� like whore i’m scared to go to the bathroom by myself

doesn’t get scared about shit 🙄

until he does 😈

feel like he gets scared of things that could possibly happen

will watch ghost movies with you but cannot even fathom watching like a space movie or like idk natural disaster thriller movies

is that what they’re called AKDJSKDJ natural disaster thriller movies ?????

bitch is the type of person to fall asleep on you and crush you

like GET TF OFF OF ME ❗️❗️❗️🤬🤬🤬 🔪

i feel like you guys are the type of friends to watch stupid romcoms and just like AJSKSDJSJ LAUGH AT THEM

i feel like he would be such a cool person to hang around seems very sweet

but you suck diluc !! 👎🏾👎🏾

stop coming home i do NOT need c2 diluc 🙄🔪

venti

if you’re fine with it is gonna be the most touchy bitch in this whole bullet point list 😒👎🏾

gonna drag you to an ice cream parlor and then make you pay with his broke ass

whallop his sorry ass if he does

horrible fucking cook

dude literally tried to cook NORMAL EGGS and they looked like dog shit ⁉️

like venti.

get out

the amount of play fights you guys have gotten in

and you’ve won them all like a baddie 💞

fuck venti

snuck into your house once to try and use your easy bake oven

like bitch i oughta…

ugh is such a bitch about everything

will straight up whine and whine for the smallest thing

it’s fine though we love venti

he pays for it by giving you small gifts 😍🥰

like wow thanks venti for paying back my maxed out credit card with a four leaf clover ❗️❗️😍

he wouldn’t actually though he knows his limits

(smtimes)

IS THE MOST ANNOYING ASS BITCH DURING ONLINE GAMES THOUGH

play scary games with him 🥺

give that bitch nightmares ❗️❗️🤬

he gets scared at the smallest thing halloween is his favorite holiday 😍

threaten him!!! to not pay!!! for his!!! cosplays!!!

idk why but i feel like he would be a cosplayer

he looks good and stuff but like go away 🙄👎🏾

go PAY YOUR TAB 🤬🤬

come home next time your banner is here tho i wanna bully you by throwing you off a cliff!! 💞

hu tao

FUCK HU TAO 🤬🤬🤬🔪🔪🔪🔪❗️❗️❗️❗️

ugh is the type to like push you off a cliff

also the type to drive super fast in parking lots???

don’t know where that one came from

is the type to want to do tiktok trends w/ you

like that one where people were like… hiding out in walmarts? like behind toilet paper?

ugh LEAVE ME ALONG HU TAO IM TRYING TO SLEEP

is the type to repay your lost time with drinks 💞

you like energy drinks? here! you like coffee? yup, got one right here! soda? water? JUICE?

where tf do you keep getting these bitch 🤨

is def gonna come to you when the police are after her after she lit smth on fire…

like NO you can’t hide out in my house😨

SO FUNNY WHEN PLAYING HORROR GAMES

kinda reminds me of coryxkenshin 🧐

she would scream so hard and then just look blankly at her webcam

she always accidently pauses the game when she gets jumpscared 😭

LMAODHSJDJS SHES THE TYPE OF PERSON TO TALK SHIT ABOUT THE MONSTER AND THEN JUMP SO HARD WHEN IT COMES FOR HER 💀

she would be like

“and the ghost always stalks these halls, screaming out in agony for help. will you help them?”

“joe mama hahaha- nO NO STOP-“

luke bitch you asked for this shit 😐

gonna be so whiny too 🙅🏾‍♀️ like if you do NOT stop clinging onto my arm stfu

the type of person to fucking spit on someone if they made you upset tho <3

i got you one your rerun banner but you were giving me a run for my fucking money 😐 you kept me from thoma AND waited until 90 pity wtf… why the hell has thoma NOT come home yet…….

author notes

yo first post- expect me to post a lot about venti he is my comfort character and he is super fun to make fun of considering the amount of anger i have festered from the fact that he didn’t wanna come home 😊😍 its fine tho, i was only wishing for him because i wanted to see the pretty colors even tho i wasn’t supposed to because i had been saving for klee for like idk SINCE JANUEARY 🤬 …i missed her first banner, and she is another comfort character 😔 it’s fine tho, she hits numbers 😋✌🏾

[gridadimorte]

random Sinclair brother head canons bc this movie is all I have thought about for months and I need to put these out there’s so ppl can agree w me bc I’m right:

-Lester is a pro w spicy food, like he’s that one white guy that will outdo you as a bipoc on spice level and put you to shame.

-I just know he’d love Thai food 😔

-bo however…

-bo thinks he has same taste buds as Lester, or at least he convinced himself that he does

-everyone at the table will warn him about ordering the hottest spice level even the waiter will warn him against it but Bo’s a fucking show off and he’s gonna suffer the consequences

-this man cannot do spice, I’m talking a lvl two has him sweating.

-one bite out of anything lvl 4 or higher and his head is in his damn hands.

- Lester has definitely tried to get bo to do those hot chip and noodle challenges and it’s def ended w bo dry heaving on the floor or threatening Lester through chugs of milk

- imagine taking these mfs to a Starbucks drive thru, lester is in the passenger seat, already knows what he wants, a pink drink w light ice ✨ or a dragon fruit lemonade

-Vincent is an artist so it’s only natural that he’s gonna go w a matcha drink, def an iced matcha latte but if he wants smth else I see him drinking chai lattes

-don’t get me started on Bo 🙄 it’s not gay to have caramel in ur coffee, like he’s not bisexual

- is gonna talk about how he ONLY drinks his coffee black, a barista’s worst nightmare

-but if it’s hot he’s gonna pretend like he doesn’t want any of those “damn fruity little drinks” (please get him a refresher or lemonade)

- I feel like Lester would like old school reggaeton despite not speaking Spanish

- All artists have one female vocalist that they worship, Vincent’s is björk. Definitely has a vespertine vinyl that was stolen from a victim’s bag, he’s absolutely hoping to “find” a post vinyl to go with it.

-crediting my friend for this one but Lester would absolutely love Waffle House 😭 dinner and a show

- tbh I really don’t see bo listening to a lot of country if any, maybe some johnny cash and a little Reba but I feel like that’s pushing it. I think his taste in music mostly stays within the rock and metal genres 😔 probably has the smallest music range out of all three brothers, sorry y’all </3

-bo has a cd and cassette playlist that he only shows people he likes, def nabbed some rare merch and cds from victims and you’ll have to pry them from his cold dead hands to touch them

-yes ik we can assume he mostly like nu metal and 90s metal/rock from the HoW soundtrack but I feel like bo def likes Black Sabbath too

-bo let me put u on she wants revenge 😩

- no one talk to bo if smth goes wrong in the kitchen, just mind your business (he’s just like me FR)

- dude cracks an egg just to get eggshell bits stuck in there and as soon as Lester and Vincent hear him sigh 🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏻‍♀️ they’re out the kitchen

- Vincent’s fave insects r praying mantises

-Lester has crazy grilling skills but is not allowed to cook for his brothers anymore bc they’ve been secretly fed raccoon meat too many damn times (2x)

- Vincent makes the best pancakes and bo makes the best French toast 😤

- while they have jonesy and she’s loved by all three I think bo has a secret soft spot for little dogs

- bring him a small dog and he’s gonna talk about how he “doesn’t want that rat” but he’s gonna be buying them little sweaters and a nice dog bed within a day. Will even have the dog in his own jacket when it’s cold.

-got help w my sibling for this one, but if they played any video games these would be their faves:

Bo: duke Nukem (unironically)and doom

Vincent: postal and bioshock, I think he’d also enjoy the game ver of I have no mouth and I must scream

Lester: Turok evolution, I wanna say he’s insanely good at fighting games, probably plays tekken 3 and 4, but he never memorizes any of the character’s names so if you ever ask him who plays it’s “oh uhh that one fella with the fucked up eye”

-Lester kazuya and or hwoarang main

- imagine twitch streamer Lester 😭

-(sorry to any old school gamers my first console experience was a ps2 and I’ve never played on anything older </3 but I’d love to see yalls thoughts on their fave games considering they grew up in the 70s-80s)

- I already know horror movies don’t do a damn thing to the twins but imagine them playing a survival horror game together 😭 like the first outlast or even worse silent hill, them being in such a vulnerable and open position would freak them tf out

- the sibling arguing you’d hear over the ominous music coming from the tv bc bo refuses to let go of the controller and Vincent is angrily pointing and signing at bo like “no damn it you went the wrong fucking way you were supposed to go through the other door”

-bo will absolutely scream once or twice, Vincent will flinch violently or start panicking and trying to snatch the controller away from bo

- if you make them play just dance we all know Lester is gonna win

- imagine these bitches playing wii, bo would smack his brothers w the Wii remote on purpose 🤦🏻‍♂️

-pronouns n sexualities:

-bo: cis he/him and bisexual but doesn’t talk about it, doesn’t stop him from hitting on everyone regardless of their gender tho

-Vincent: he/they or they/he I cannawt decide but also bisexual

-Lester: He/Him I’d say Lester is cishet but there’s def times where he opens his mouth and it’s like……r u sure

That’s all I have so far but catch me adding onto this post over time 😏

[queen0fm0nsterz]

The LN Characters Heights

Ok so I had a couple people ask about my height chart for the LN characters and I wanted to share it. I tried to measure them with the models in game and using the official art as well (for the characters who are never seen standing straight like Roger or the Hunter for example) and,,,,,,,,, im kinda,,, omg.

A note before we go: I used Six and Mono as refs, but in the official wiki it says that they are only a few inches tall (so around 25 cm), but most of the monsters are described as "unnaturally tall" so I have two mesurements - the ones based on the kids being 25 cm tall and one with them being 70 cm (raincoat & paperbag included). ALSO PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS ISN'T PROBABLY ACCURATE!!! LIKE AT ALL. I did my best but it's completely possible I'm wrong. Also these are all approximated.

LETS GO

THE MAW

The Nomes = 15 cm/6 inches or 60 cm /1'9" feet.

Long hat included! They're tiny🥺

Roger = Around 122 cm/ 4' feet or 167 cm/ 5'6" feet.

This was the first surprise. Here I thought he was a shortie and now I find out he might be taller than me😭 like sir what🤨🤚

The Chefs = a bit taller than 110 cm/ 3'6" feet or 155 cm/ 5'1" feet.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA PLSSS I could literally hold stuff over my head and they wouldn't be able to reach it,,,, this is so funny it'll never leave my mind. But really, it shouldn't have been such a surprise. Six is much bigger next to them than she is next to Roger.

The Guests = Around 135 cm/ 4'5" feet or 180 cm/ 5' 11" feet.

I'm practically certain that this one's wrong and they may be a bit shorter but still. Now I understand why the Chefs wait until they're asleep before they chop em. They're literally so much bigger than them.

The Lady = 155 cm/ 5"1' feet (165 cm/ 5'5" with the bun) or 200 cm/ 6'7" feet (210 cm/ 6'11" feet with the bun)

Can I say step on me or will I be sent to horny jail JAISKKLLDLFL but fr shes SO TALL its terrifying. Poor Six barely reaches her knee and I barely reach her shoulder. THE CHEFS DONT EVEN REACH THAT HAJDLRLFLLLLF ok enough chefs slander I love them they dont deserve this

I wasn't able to get the Granny's nor the Shadow Children's which saddens me to no end but alas, lets move on to LN 2.

THE PALE CITY

Hunter = 115 cm/ 3'7" feet or 160 cm/ 5'3" feet.

SMOL HUNTER! tinie. (holds gently) JDKKKD No but he's part of the Shorties, right next to the Bois. Love him. Go tiny man with your shoot gun that is literally as tall as you are. Go

Teacher = Around 150 cm/ 4'11 feet or 195 cm/6'5" feet.

🤚 hold on man hold on a second. Man hold on a second. Now I finally understand why the Bullies were so scared of her DAMN. she's almost as tall as the Lady that is TERRIFYING, mostly because I wasn't expecting it at all. And this isn't even the worst discovery I made 🙃

Bullies = 25 cm/ 8 inches or 70 cm/ 2'7" feet.

Well, Mono is around 15/60 cm without his paperbag so this def makes sense. I love the Bullies ill just (holds gently with Hunter)

Doctor = 405 cm/ 13 feet or 450 cm/ almost 15' feet

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the ficldfkflglf PLEASE prove me wrong. For once in my life i do not want to be right. Please. Please. Someone more competent than me try and figure this out I cannot handle this today

The Viewers = Around 145 cm/ 4'9" feet or 190 cm/ 6'3" feet.

This one impressed me I thought they were way shorter.

The Thin Man = Around 225 cm/ 7'5" feet or 270 cm/ 8'8" feet.

Listen after Doc this sounds perfectly reasonable. Also have you seen how much he has to kneel to get thru doors??? Hes a tall man. Im gonna start calling him street lamp (affectionate) (slander)

And that's all of them! All I have to add is

[darke15]

Rhymieeee!!! 🖤 @rhymingtree

I'm so sorry it's taken me more than a month to get to this gem... the executive dysfunction always gets the better of me.

It’s okay, you’re here now, that’s what counts 😌🖤

But, even then, even through all the distractions, his eyes were on one man.

Ooh shit. Badass way for Danny to make his entrance.

Yessssssssss it was so cool in my head

The woman’s unblinking stare passed right over him; the shadows surrounding him gently cradling him in their depths.

If I were her no shadows could hide a specimen like that. I'd spot him like he was a glowing neon sign. He is too beautiful to miss.

Fr fr, he’s too pretty to miss 

I'm too single for this.

You’re tellin’ me 😀

OH AND THE VILLAIN

Casimiro Dragovic.

Mmmhmmm very menacing name I like it.

A lot of thought went into his name 

He had blond hair, slicked back just enough to show off his sharp face as he swirled a drink in one hand and leaned heavily on a cane with the other. The top of the cane glinted in the light, the neon flashed against the wings of a silver dragon roosting upon a globe—its claws piercing into the Earth and fracturing it.

I looove how you describe and introduce characters, Darke.

Thank you!!!

If I could draw I'd have made fanart of every one of 'em.

Same, i’m so mad that i can’t draw 

“Gonzalez. Daniel Gonzalez.”

Ugh... so weird to see a dead man walking pull rizz.

😅😅😅

Still hot tho. — His fingers slipped as he held out his hand to her. The wind whipped through his hair, the night’s rain ripping into him like daggers as he nearly lost his grip. — — And the girl reached for him, her fingers brushing against his. —

sorry what

nononono

darke I came here for a fun time don't be pulling that shit on me

Listen here, I didn’t do shit yet 

now that i'm also watching game of thrones i'm just imagining dragovic as a targaryen

Ewww don’t do that 

I can't wait for them to dance... 🙂

Same tho 

I am also doing my very best trying to block out Pedro Pascal's voice whenever Danny talks... but it's not working.

👀👀👀

— The girl winced out of the way, closing her eyes as bullets glanced off the truck. — — “Give me your hand!” he yelled over the wind, “I’ve got you, I promise!” —

See, I should be happy about getting more lore. But the lore seems sad. So I choose to ignore the lore. I don't want to cry tonight.

You don’t even know anything about the lore yet 😀

Also the kinda alluring villain who is definitely fucking with my morals right now.

Def shouldn’t be doin’ that. Of all the villains you could have a crush on, don’t let it be Caz

He could finally move on.

FROM WHAT

Oh ffs 

YOU KNOW WHAT. I'LL TAKE THE FUCKING LORE. I AM INTRIGUED. ALSO SCARED SHITLESS

You really gotta make up your mind 

HOLY SHIT

WOMAN WITH MUSCLES

UM

*cue the switching sides sound from tiktok*

😐😐😐 typical 

“How’s it going?” he asked, ignoring Turner completely, “It’s been a while, culturista.” Daeva scoffed, cracking her knuckles as she nodded to the men flanking her, “Not long enough.” “Ouch.” Danny pouted, pressing a palm to his heart, “Lástimas mi corazón.” You hurt my heart. “If you were a real man, you wouldn’t have one.”

see now that's how you flirt

That is my fave dialogue bit in the entire thing 

Five to one…not the best odds but certainly not the worst he’d ever had.

look at him... so optimistic

He’s still a young pup

I'm trying to figure out what Daeva is saying but Google is not giving me anything

She speaks Hindi if that helps you at all 😌

Danny sighed, shaking his head before he paused as the beat thudding through the building changed into one he recognized.

Oh god

here it comes

the moment that will live in my head for the rest of my life

yesssssssssss!!!

“Samba!” “No!” “Trust me!” “Absolutely not!”

HAHAHAHAAAA

I AM SO HAPPY

I loved this part so much 😅

“Go with the flow, my friend,” Danny crooned, spinning him again before using him as leverage to kick one of the guards away from them. He turned again, whirling Turner around just enough that he could throw a punch at another one of the guards before Danny pulled him back into the dance. Turner opened his mouth to protest again before he was spun once more and dipped nearly to the floor. Danny held fast to him, a smirk on his face, “Tienes ojos hermosos.”

DARKE. THANK YOU.

You’re welcome 😌

I love how so many bad things that happen to Alpha One (and Two) come at them from a black or white SUV... at this point they are omens.

Fr fr 

“Are you aiming for their tires or their heads?” he asked, glaring back at him as Danny scrambled over the backseats and clambered into the passenger seat. “Both.” “Aim better,” Turner said through gritted teeth as he cranked the wheel to the side, “You’re a horrible shot.”

Firstly, no he isn't

Secondly, I know just the woman you need…

😏😏😏

Nothing bad could ever possibly happen to these two... absolutely never

😬😬😬 ooooff 

I'm trying to read this without thinking about ✨the inevitable future✨ but it is so so hard and im just making myself sad…

I knowww I have to view it as a completely different project

You told me I wouldn't cry, that these were at most emotionally neutral

well I like to make things hard for me so I made myself cry. I'm talented like that

I haven’t even done anything yet. I’ll make you cry later but not for a while 

Lead punched holes through the already destroyed Land Rover, making disconnected constellations that flickering lights glimmered through like dying stars.

Darke, you're amazing at making a brush with death sound so beautiful

I forgot I wrote this and was pretty impressed with it tbh 

Oh... Cargo.

I think you mentioned that Origins was gonna be a lot darker than usual... I'm so ready for it.

‘Darker’ & somehow ‘lighter’ at the same time i think

— “Jump!” — — “No! I can’t leave them!” — — “We don’t have time, princesa!” — — “Please! Help me save them.” —

Oooh I'm so intrigued... who is she…

You’ll find out 😈

Veles... Slavic pagan gods, huh? God of earth, underworld, and cattle? Interesting…

THANK YOU FOR GOOGLING IT I DID A SHIT TON OF RESEARCH FOR THIS 

 “Weston’s gonna be pissed.”

yay Weston! I'm going to see him again

I’ve missed that old man 

Ah shit, here come the tears again…

What now?

“Hey, amigo,” Danny growled, startling the man but also catching his attention as they prowled toward him. The man jumped, his eyes wide as he turned to make a run for it. Danny scoffed, rolling his eyes and grabbing Turner’s pistol from its holster. He turned it on the man in an instant and fired without thinking. A yelp tore through the night as the man fell to the ground. “Great. You killed him.” Turner deadpanned with a long, heaving sigh as he trudged after Danny. He sent him a wayward glance before a low groan came from the man’s direction and he straightened with a hum, “Nevermind. He’s fine.”

They are literally the best

I love them so much 

Rereading the flashbacks in the main story is gonna hurt so fuckin much after this…

Ooooofff reading this in order would be devastating 

Most of his and Commander Weston’s operations had at least some semblance of entertainment to them. Bringing corrupt politicians to light, helping aid in revolutions, assassinating criminals no one else wanted to touch. It was fun.

I'm loving how much more we're learning about Danny now that this is fully in his perspective and he isn't really playing as a team member. It's so weird to see how he treats the work he's doing (with Aftermath, but he's the one mostly on the field doing it).

👀👀👀

Also you've managed to make a villain that scares me more than Dreykov. That's a hell of a feat.

Thank you 

I really hope you didn't throw yourself into a deep end researching for Dragon guy... thisis some really depressing shit.

I don’t wanna talk about it ☹️

“Weston’s still stateside,” Turner muttered, pulling a suture kit from his bag, “Training mission.”

Oh... training who?

Who do ya think?

AH! THE SECOND PERSON POV.

yayyyy!!!

Danny's gonna get so mad when he meets her, look at her being a better shot already.

Their first meeting is gonna be so much fun 😌

That cigar smoke... god I missed it

Same, even tho it stinks irl, it’s a nostalgic fictional smell now

“Pack light,” he muttered with a puff of smoke, “Essentials only.”

Oh Danny's gonna be PISSED I CAN'T WAIT

Same 😀

You blinked, your gaze snapping to him in an instant as a small smile curled to your lips, “Sir?”

Young, naive, optimistic Ghost with those bright eyes and that somewhat innocent/murderous smile…

She’s adorable 

DAAAARKE

RHYYYYMIE

DARKE

RHYMIE

This was epiiiic! I loved it so much! I read it all in one sitting, it was so fucking good.

Thank you so much! It’s been a lot of fun to figure everything out 😌

You never fail to amaze me, Darke. I knew this was gonna be phenomenal because I've been waiting for it forever, but... really, I wasn't expecting to be this hooked.

Thank you! I think there’s a lot of nostalgia playing with it and I love it so much 

Take your time to polish and shine this new baby, because it's gonna be a masterpiece. Origins is already so so so good, and I know you've got so much more in store for these lil baby Alpha Ones.

🖤🖤🖤

Before Tony Stark was Iron Man. Before Captain America thawed. Before Thor crash landed on Earth. Before the Avengers. Before (F/N) became the Anonymous Avengers...before she was Ghost, an elite group of operatives were brought together to rip terrorists from the shadows, to bring corruption to light, to lead revolutions and provide aid to those who needed it most, to create beautiful, ruthless, organized chaos.

It was Daniel Gonzalez's chaos to control, his to wield among his comrades. It was his manipulation of mayhem that would shape his world. It was his hold on havoc that would lead him on his path.

But amidst the chaos and mayhem and havoc, other forces were rising.

And they were forces that he couldn't fight on his own.

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Yes! Hi! Hello!

If you don't know me, my name's Darke 🖤

Welcome to..... [pause for dramatic effect]

Battle Scarred: Origins

The long awaited Origin story to Aftermath's Alpha One team. 

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, that's totally okay! Battle Scarred: Aftermath is my main series in which these characters stem from. You can totally go ahead and check it out, or you can read this. Unlike all my other works, reading Aftermath first isn't a requirement [though it's preferred 🖤]

To everyone else who's read all my other lovely lil stories....Hi again!

The first chapter of Origins is being released today to mark BS: Aftermath's 7th birthday! Though I don't know how often I'll be able to update it, I'll try my best to get this story moving and grooving!

Thank you everyone for all of your support for the past 7 years I've been writing! Here's to 7 more!

Enjoy 🖤

☞ Darke 

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CHAPTER 01: THE TIME WE DANCED IN RIO

To all my live reactors,

Please, please, please, hide your reactions under a Read More cut. I don’t want any spoilers floating around. 

&

To all my Anonymous Avengers, 

If you want to react in my asks, feel free. However, I won’t be answering any of them until at least Wednesday if they contain spoilers. 

Thank you,

Darke

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A scoff puffed through his nose as a sneered smile curled to his lips and he tossed his now empty beer bottle to himself, catching it by the neck. The instant Danny passed them, he turned on his heel and cracked the bottle against the railing. Shards of glass sprinkled to the floor but left a row of sharp teeth around the heel.

The bouncers weren’t quick enough to react as he turned on them; stabbing one of the men in the gut before latching onto his neck and using him as leverage to swing a kick at the other man.

His fingers clawed at the man’s hair, tangling in it before he launched the man’s head toward the railing. A grunt escaped Danny’s lips as he swung the man’s head against the metal rail once…twice…three times—just for luck—before he released him and the man crumpled to the floor.

Danny straightened himself, smoothing back his hair and sucking in a breath before turning away from the bouncers and down the hall that Dragovic has disappeared into.

“Very inconspicuous.”

“I told you to watch,” Danny hummed, checking over his shoulder as he walked down the hall, “Not to judge.”

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» CHAPTER 01: THE TIME WE DANCED IN RIO

✪ Bᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ Sᴄᴀʀʀᴇᴅ : Aғᴛᴇʀᴍᴀᴛʜ

♜♠ Tʜᴇ Sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ & Tʜᴇ Sᴘʏ

⧗ Tʜᴇ Rᴇᴅ Rᴏᴏᴍ

☞ Bᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ Sᴄᴀʀʀᴇᴅ: Oʀɪɢɪɴs

»Jᴏɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇ sɪᴅᴇ Tᴀɢʟɪsᴛ

TAGGING THE BS:A TAGLIST ONLY FOR THE FIRST CHAPTER. IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE TAGGED IN THE REST, PLEASE FILL OUT DARKE'S TAGLIST AGAIN. [[you just have to choose Origins, not all of your choices again]]

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***if you have a strike through your handle, it wouldn’t let me tag you 😞

[varusai]

who do you think is the most dateable dark matter thief?? i know you have an opinion and i need to hear it

sorry for the late response anon i honestly had to think abt this one for a few days lmao, but yeah i have opinions. below the cut bc fr i have opinions, all of them have major pros and cons (based on my characterization at least) and really i just have to break it down for u

Boros, everyones obvious first choice, but certainly not mine.

Pros: rich, tall, pretty, fun af, passionate, will kill for you np, give you anything you want, literally anything.

cons: has a god complex, doesnt respect you, not his number one priority at all, will forget about you once its not interesting for him anymore, probably argumentative/combative af, is very very smart and has no problem manipulating you in all the worst ways, is very entitled so he will never feel bad about anything, cant win arguments either bc he’ll want to settle it with combat, will get offended over little things just to argue bc he thinks thats fun

this is a relationship you’d get into if you literally have nothing to lose and dont care about your mental health. like hes hot but this shit would be toxic af and he will ruin your life and leave you to go fuck around and fight someone on the other side of the universe. this will be the best of times and the worst of times for you and you will never be the same afterward mentally or emotionally. the only way i would even consider it is if i lost my damn mind. The only way a relationship with him would ever work long term is if you were physically stronger than him and were capable of putting him in his place OR you were smart enough, suicidal enough, and interesting enough to him to engage in some psychological warfare and reject him if he asked you. Make him chase you for years, say yes, then decide that /he’s/ boring /you/ and leave him for another member of the squad to just destroy their established hierarchy and humble him to the point that he’s obsessed with you.

i dont have the energy for all that, so i’ll just smash and pass.

0/10 completely undateable

Geryuganshoop, also a probable second choice for many:

pros: cute, nice, tentacle alien (obviously), will respect you np, will also give you anything you want, not antagonistic at all, telepathic communication so no risk of miscommunication, emotionally intelligent and available, loyal to a fault,

cons: horrible boss/best friend that you will have to listen to him vent about for at least 3 hours a day, complete yes man as well so he will not tell boros no or cut him off and you will be stuck dealing with this no matter what, severely mentally ill and wont go to therapy bc he thinks hes handling it well, workaholic, needs a lot, and i mean A LOT of attention

this relationship would be great if not for boros lol. boros sabotages his social and romantic life but geryu has been friends with him too long to either cut him off or establish boundaries. he has no backbone (figuratively and literally) and wouldnt even consider it. he’ll ignore you in favor of his job too, to a massive degree. also i think that while the telepathic communication would be a major plus in most cases, here i feel like i’d have no less than 16 different, never before seen on earth, mental illnesses projected right into my brain just from being within a certain radius of him.

im already fucked up enough in that sense so pass unfortunately.

it would be a yes without boros in the picture tho lmao

so prob like 4/10 iffy datablillity, 1 level increase with each decade of therapy he gets tho so a lot of potential :D

Groribas, my fav girl:

pros: straightforward, realistic, very clear expectations, will not fuck around with you whatsoever like there is no mind games or anything here, will kill for you, rich and non materialistic so she’ll basically just let you do whatever with her money since she doesn t care about it, cares about her job but like...a normal amount. she absolutely has a good work/life balance, highly organized so she will not forget important dates, loyal af and will defend your honor under any circumstances, mean but in a funny way, a ton of fun to hang out with if you’re into that, no eyes so i dont have to worry abt eye contact ever

cons: extremely high expectations, like exhaustingly high, and not even a bit of flexibility there, if you dont meet the cut its a no, she’ll let you know and leave same day, she will also bully you, you need a thick skin and great sense of humor to survive, bad at feelings if you need emotional support???? go elsewhere, shes mega emotionally unavailable, will probably want to share bodies as a form of intimacy

overall its a solid 6.5/10 dateability for me i love the directness and no bs approach, we would def get along well. however, while im not sensitive, shes def gonna hit on some insecurities at some point and it will cause an argument lol. but i mean whatever. it happens. the body sharing would be an issue though, same reason i wouldnt be chill with having a symbiote despite being a major venom fucker. i need my space i cant deal with that. so thats a possible deal breaker if she couldnt get over that lol. and she wont, so we wouldnt work out. i wish it fuckin would tho😭😭😭 i would take whatever crumbs of attention she would be willing to give me

Melzalgald, my fav they/them bastard:

pros: amorphous and shapeshifting aka extremely attractive according to my taste in monsters, tall af but could chose to be a more reasonable survivable size lol, self contained and self-entertaining so they dont need a ton of attention to be happy, funny af, rich, will give you whatever you want and probably a bunch of shit you didnt know you wanted, very fun, built in friend group if you didnt already have friends, extremely emotionally intelligent and great people skills due to living in a collective, stupid af by choice, like some of em are very smart, but they dont claim that, will say fuck work and tell boros to eat shit to spend time with you, will kill for you as well, but only if you ask them to bc their first inclination is to just bother someone to death, very loyal, once they like you they like you really forever, it would take some pretty extreme circumstances to make them dislike you

cons: annoying af and its unavoidable, will talk over you, all of them at once will talk over you and do so loudly, no respect for personal space, they dont even know what that is, will probably accidentally manhandle you, they act stupid but arent so they can be manipulative, even if it isnt bad and they dont really mean to be, impulsive, forgetful of the needs of organic creatures so they will bother you at all hours of the day and night if you arent firm with boundaries, disgustingly extroverted and will bring randoms to your place without asking, or just...make new cluster members and you have to roll with it, will eat or absorb literally anything you have, will antagonize and bother you for fun, major jump scare risk since sometimes the forms are....fleshy

this ones hard for me like theyre hot af and i feel like they’d be super fun and good partners, but god....the noise. idk how long i could deal with that lol i dont like people in my house. it would drive me up the wall, but then again...i can simply kick them out when ive had enough. they arent projecting mental illness directly into my brain or requiring me to share a body sintelligento major plus. creepy thing/symbiote style hot monster without any of the invasiveness so tbh 8/10 dateability

some people date loud annoying extroverts who dont understand personal space that /arent/ rich, loyal, or emotionally intellegent so i’d be winning on a few different fronts lmao

[buticancarryyou]

Fic Writer Questions

@wincestismyheart thank you for tagging me in this. I love these kinds of things. Sorry it's taken me over a month to do it myself! Ha!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

I have 27 works currently. I've deleted a few over the years.

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

207,118. That's actually crazy to think about.

3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

Predominately, Supernatural. But I do write for Skam and its Remakes as well (Skam France and Druck currently).

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

1) The First Time I Saw Your Face (263 Kudos, 4k, wincest) - I posted this one in 2019 crazily enough, so it's semi new and its also the only fic I have on ao3 that I attempted no promotion of. So how it ended up with the most kudos, is a mystery to me. This fic was a WIP for so fucking long and 2019 was a good year writing wise for me, so I was able to finish it up and post it. It's actually very endearing to my heart, because it's an over-compassing story in short glimmers of their love story from Sam's birth until Stanford!Era / Pilot.

2) Two Hearts, One Home (230 Kudos, 5k, evak - skam) - The first published fic for these two and it's literally just fluffy and porn. For some reason when I write them, I turn into a porn writing champion, which is a strange turn for me--as I usually struggle with it! Written in 2019.

3) Close Your Eyes & Make A Wish (203 Kudos, 7k, Datteo - Druck) - The first Druck fic I ever posted and it's a recanting of one of their episodes. I love Matteo and David so fucking much and they will always live in my heart. So happy I wrote this piece. Also written in 2019. (see what I mean about it being a good writing year?)

4) To Rise, We Must Fall (197 Kudos, 11k, Wincest) This was written for the 2014 reverse big bang. It was my first dip into challenges and I'm happy it exists because it gave me courage to attempt other challenges. I def don't think it's the strongest thing I've ever written, but I love it because it's Boy King related.

5) Treble Clef Confessions (191 Kudos, 1k, Elu - Skam Fr) - The first and only thing I ever wrote for Skam France. I don't anticipate writing anything in the future for them, but I do love this short little piece that reimagines a scene. This was also written in 2019.

5. Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

Oh yes, I absolutely do. I am so grateful for any comments I get, because unfortunately they are few and far between. I wish my readers left more tbh, because they just fuel my desire to keep writing. So I definitely love to take care of those that do, just to also encourage them to do the same for others.

6. What's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?

There's two that I think of, but I'll go with the one that has had more responses from the fandom. Everything's For You was written in my earlier tumblr days for a tumblr challenge. The prompt was basically to imagine: “Dean says time is different in hell, but what if it’s not? What if Dean really spent 40 years in hell before Cas put him back to 2008? Write what 40 years without Dean may have looked like for Sam.” And well, things get a little sad.

7. What's the fic you've written with the happiest ending?

I feel like I try to make sure all of my fics end on a happy note, just because I like to make the angst so severe throughout the fic. Lol. But the Skam piece I am currently working on and isn't posted yet, is def going to be the happiest. So look out for, A Weekend To Remember.

8. Do you write crossovers? If so what is the craziest one you've written?

I haven't written one yet, not to say I never would.

9. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

I wouldn't say hate, but I have had people challenge the way I write and say it's too flowery. People also try to correct the way I write Brother in Wincest fics with a capital B, but that's my creative freedom as a writer. They're not just brothers. They're Brothers. <3

10. Do you write smut? If so what kind?

I do write it, but it really depends on the fandom I guess. When I write for Sam and Dean, I feel like the smut I write is few and far between. Not that it's hard to write, or that I don't enjoy it--but I enjoy writing them without it. Sometimes I feel like it means just as much without it, because that's just them. But then I put my Skam glasses on and I'm suddenly on a smut roll.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge. I hope that never happens; I wouldn't handle that very well.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

No, but I would be open to it under the right circumstances.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Nothing posted, but maybe between friends--yes.

14. What's your all time favorite ship?

Def, Wincest. I don't care how far away from SPN I get, I walk by a flower stand and see sunflowers and with always instantly be reminded of Sam. I'll see wanderer things and think of Sam. I'll see leather candles and think of Dean. I'll see an impala on the road and think of the boys on the road in the middle of the night. I will always see them everywhere and they will always be a part of me.

15. What's a WIP that you want to finish but don't think you ever will?

Probably the 900 J2 fics I've started. I want to finish one, but I usually get distracted and start something else.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I think for me, it is dependent on how well I know a character...because if I know them like the backs of my hands, I can really get into the vein of them and write them well. The worst feeling for me is when I can't feel a characters voice as I write.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Probably that I get distracted entirely too easily. An idea will come up and I'll be all about it, write 10k of it and then think of something else. And then it'll sit in my drafts as a WIP for years, staring at me with pleading eyes and I just try my best to not think about the 'what-ifs'.

18. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I try to stay away from it if I can, because to me it is distracting.

19. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Unpublished Nsync fanfic for sure. LMAO. But second fandom would be Supernatural.

20. What's your favorite fic you've written?

There's so many things I want to say, but in this moment, I can't help but think of: A Brother's Lament (A Slow Death). It was written for the spnj2bigbang for 2016 and it's probably the longest fic I've written, being that it's 46k. It is a love story to Dean's slow and maddening deterioration after Sam's death in Swan Song. Of how he tries to live the life he promised, but finds that he physically cannot do it. It's sad and violent, dark and upsetting, but I put my whole heart into it and it's not even the most well received thing I've written--but I fucking love it so much.

Tagging: @sammichgirl @nyxocity @hellhoundsprey and @homo-pink because they're some of my favorite writers. <3