#my wisdom teeth are growing in

[buglaur]

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[kojidesu]

ive got the drill (my wisdom tooth) thats gonna pierce the heavens (my gums)

[night-creeps]

Jaws hurt

[s0fter-sin]

vampire bats share mouthfuls of blood to other bats they’re close to if they weren’t able to feed and now i need old vampire!ghost sharing a bloody kiss with fledgling!soap, giving him mouthfuls of blood bc his fresh fangs are too sensitive to bite with

it’s been so long since he was turned that ghost’s forgotten the deep ache that comes with growing fangs and he almost worries when johnny goes to bite into the meal he’s brought him only to whimper and pull back; only the slightest pinpricks of a bite left in the man’s neck, barely enough to bring blood to the surface

it’s only when johnny whines and massages at his gums that ghost realises his oversight; crooning at his sweet mate in reassurance. he’s not upset that he couldn’t feed, at the unintentional rejection of his offering. he’ll make the pain stop

ghost pulls the man to his mouth and sinks in his fangs, sucking in a heavy mouthful and drops the now paralysed prey back to his feet; his throat steadily gushing with blood and spilling over his body

he cups johnny’s face, looking into his eyes, teary with pain and hunger, and purses his lips to carefully drip the blood into his mouth. the pain immediately vanishes from his eyes, replaced with pure bliss as he opens his mouth wide; curling his tongue to catch every drop. ghost presses his mouth to his in a hungry, blood-filled kiss; tongues twining together as they share the taste

johnny sucks the last of it from his lips and ghost guides him down to lap at the prey’s neck; licking up the blood he was too weak to draw himself. he’s ravenous with it, his whole face covered in red as he licks up the spill and suckles at ghost’s bite

ghost’s filled with an overwhelming pride at having provided for his mate in an even deeper way than just hunting for him. he spilled the blood johnny’s drinking; fed him in the most intimate way their kind knows and he’ll do it a hundred times over for his love

[bluebellhairpin]

being really suspicious about this one wisdom tooth rn.

[3416]

mouth is hurting so bad... think my wisdom teeth are finally fucking me over... genuinely would rather die than try to work out what this is going to cost without insurance. there's no hope

[mitskikissme]

In a perfect world I would go to the doctor and theyd be like woah theres so many things wrong with u and I'd say haha so true pls fix me up doc and theyd be like ofc thatll be free 99 haha but alas

[toxooz]

been having wisdom tooth pain since saturday thats only getting worse and u kno what i understand him now i dont condone his actions but man,,,,i get it 💀

[screambirdscreaming]

I have applied a poultice. of crushed childrens chewable aspirin.

[sleep-nurse]

i have a feeling i have 2 wisdom teeth growing out from the same side and i don't know how to feel

[electricpurrs]

fuckkkkkk i sant to soend time with people so much. i want to feel like i exist in the world snd like i matter to someone. i want to play videogames in voice call. fuck my lifeeeeeeeee

[in-asterism]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[tillman]

Theyre putting extra teeth in my mouth ..

[cherrychapati]

wisdom tooth extraction u r my new enemy the entire left part of my mouth HURTS

[etchif]

Why are my teeth and jaw so weird

[onyourstageleft]

getting my wisdom teeth forcibly removed from my skull tomorrow yippee

I will attempt to make a follow up post to this as soon as I wake up from sedation but I make no promises that it will be at all distinguishable as something done under the influence, I am after all the person who once drunk texted a friend at 2am a completely coherent paragraph and ended it with "I'm like Alexander Hamilton, I can write even when my life is falling apart" for justification it was 2016 and we were theatre majors