#my wife needs to COME HOME 🗣️

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Skate to my heart | MV1 (SM & Blurb)

pairing: max verstappen x hockey player!reader (they/her)

summary: when hockey season overlaps with F1 season, there's bound to be sparks flying

warning: none!

wc: 934

a/n: Hockey presason is back baby! also all photos for y/n is from @/PWHL_NewYork ! Highly recommend watching PWHL & supporting these women!

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maxverstappen1 It was a tough race with tougher conditions but we maximised with p2 🏆 Now time for a much deserved break before coming back stronger 💪

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user9355 THAT'S MY GOAT!!!

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landonorris you gonna let oscar just drown you like that?

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yourusername 🏒🏒 preseason is back! time to see some of my favorite devils before hitting the rink with my gals 😉❤️ IN OUR NEW HOME ARENA FOR THE SEASON 😍

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user4863 YES YES YES!!!

user042 FINALLY!!!

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user3053 SO EXCITED FOR THE FIRST GAME!!

maxverstappen1 I'd like to propose a bet

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maxverstappen1 wonderful job ladies. a well deserve win 🏆👏

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user2953 HELLO???

user384 bring back hockey max!!!

landonorris so when did we start liking hockey, hm? 🤨

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user736 OMG OMG I WAS AT THE SAME GAME!!!

user203 need this man to be invited back to give my ladies a bigger audience 🙏

yourusername pay up champ 🥂💳🥂💳

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After the team meeting and the media, you leave the stadium with your teammates to the bus. Spirits are high and the energy is buzzing between everyone. You’re laughing with your teammates and spy Max standing a little further off to the side in front of his car as he’s on his phone. You put your duffel bag into the compartment of the bus before excusing yourself. Your teammates boo and pout, asking where you were going and why you weren’t celebrating with them. You quickly explain you had a bet going on with an acquaintance. Your face flushes slightly when the girls see Max and start teasing and giving low whistles before you’re turning on your heel and heading to the Dutchman, gently flattening out your black dress.

“Hello there.”

Max glances up from his phone to study you before locking and pocketing his phone before he breaks into a small grin, “Hello. Congratulations on your win.”

“Thank you,” you give a small jokingly curtsy, “I had to make sure I was not picking up this bill.” You tease. “Ready to go? Hope I didn’t keep you waiting too long.”

“I am,” he steps aside as he opens the passenger door for you, “also no you didn’t keep me waiting long at all.” He offers a hand, which you take and helps you into his car before he closes the door gently behind you. You settle into your seat and start talking to Max to fill the silence. It’s surprisingly a lot easier to get the Dutchman talk when he’s asking you questions about hockey. How long have you been playing? Did you start as a kid? Why did you want to play hockey? What did you do on your off days? What was training like? What are practices like? Could he come and watch a practice?

You happily answered all the them on your way to the bar, the two of you going back and forth with a question and answer. You two end up in a booth in the corner at the bar with your drinks chatting and talking with laughter and banter between the two of you.

The night flies by and before you know it you’re back in Max’s hotel room. It’s not like it was the endgame but it was 2am and his hotel was closer than the team’s hotel. You texted your roommate before Max is passing you some of his clothes and you take a shower. You come out laughing because Max’s sweatpants are too big for you and you have to hold them up while waddling over to Max, who’s on his bed who is also laughing. He trades you the sweats for a pair of shorts and takes the sweatpants. You settle into the other side of the bed and the two of you continue to chat until somehow you both fall asleep.

Waking up the next morning, Max is already finishing getting dressed. He asks if you want to go back to your hotel and change before joining him for breakfast and you sleepily agree before you get out of bed. Somehow, you manage to direct Max to the hotel in your sleepy haze before the two of you are back in your room and you change. The two of you then go out to a little cafe for breakfast.

Then the mall.

Then lunch.

You joke that this feels more like a date.

Max states that maybe he wanted it to be a date.

You stare at him in a bit of a shock before smiling and accepting dinner as a date which Max just smirks slightly.

The date goes amazingly. Max picked some fancy restaurant but you didn’t care about that. You cared about being on a date with Max. How easy it was to talk to the Dutchman. How much of a nerd he was that the media never showed because he kept it tucked away. It was a different side to the driver that you were glad you got to see. 

After the date, you two went to get ice cream. You two finally exchange numbers before he drops you off at your hotel so you could pack for your flight. You don’t sleep, spending the night texting Max. 

You two schedule virtual dates in between your schedules. Your favorite is a virtual escape room that is Twilight themed. Max was so stressed trying to figure things out and you were laughing so hard that you almost pissed your pants but you two escaped with two minutes to spare. Max swore he would never do it again but he also needed to prove that he could do an escape room with more than five minutes to spare so it became your go to date and by the third, Max had been so frustrated with a puzzle (that he wanted to do on his own) that he blurted out ‘babe help me!’

You did but after you circled back to the comment, smiling and teasing him. You found his blush cute as he fumbled with his words before admitting since you two have been talking for so long and going on dates he wanted to ask you and had this whole thing planned but it just slipped out in the moment of his frustration. You laugh softly but smile and admit that you were going to ask him pretty soon if he didn’t and somehow him blurting that out felt somehow fitting. You two laugh but end the date on the biggest high ever.

You were dating Max fucking Verstappen.

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To say you looked ethereal in the dress he bought for you was an understatement.

“Phil–!” You stammered, digging your nails into his jacket as he thrust his hips upwards. One of his hands held the back of your head, bringing you in for a passionate kiss—your glossy lips sending him to a drunken haze, while the other gripped your hips, bringing them up and down at an animalistic pace.

You could only imagine how much the car was shaking from the outside.

He had brought you to a fancy restaurant for your anniversary—the kind that needed a reservation months prior. And on the day of your special dinner, he left you a little surprise on the bed. 

Inside the black monochromatic gift box was a long, luxurious-looking dress, plus some matching jewellery. As if he hadn’t bought you plenty already.

And he knew had made one of the greatest decisions in his life when he finally got to see you wear it. 

It began with romantic kisses; anywhere from your hands and even went as far as nuzzling your cheeks, listening to your giggles as his stubble tickled you.

And then, he took a few steps further. 

Your body never stopped heating up when he started leaving lazy kisses on your neck, sighing contently as your breath hitched each time. Nor did he ever stop staring at you even when your food arrived. You were lucky your table was far from the eyes of the customers, though you couldn’t say the same about the waiters and waitresses. The side split only gained his access for his naughty hands to roam and slide up your legs.

And yet he spoonfed you his food and even joked around about random topics as if one of his hands wasn’t squeezing and stroking your thigh—the coldness of his wedding band contrasting to the rising temperature of your own body. 

You couldn’t do anything about the smugness on your husband’s face, even teasing you by asking if you were alright—he knew you’d likely let out a cute moan of yours if you did attempt to answer him.

And as soon as he paid for the meal, he spared you the endless torture, partially because, he, too, couldn’t resist any longer.

Upon entering the car, he immediately pulled you to his lap. He didn’t waste any time, bunching up your dress to reveal your ass, then pulling your panties to the side.

“Phil—! Wait!” You squeaked, looking left and right in fear of anyone passing by in the parking lot. Your husband cooed almost condescendingly as you hid your face in his neck. 

“What’s wrong? Don’t y’want me to touch you?” His hand made its way under your dress, then past the crotch area of your damp underwear, biting down a smirk as your slick smeared his fingers. He hummed in approval, “I know I do. ‘Can feel this pretty pussy making a mess—fuck.”

You were mentally debating on begging him to take you this instant or to drive you home to be fucked. But your resolve was breaking, damn near disappearing, as if his indifference, or better yet, the thrill of getting caught in a public space was doing stuff to you.

He snapped you out of your thoughts real fast when he slapped your ass. Your yelp turned into whines when he began massaging them to soothe the sting.

“C’mon,” He assured you, though if you weren’t so lightheaded, you would’ve noticed the hint of desperation in his tone, “Need t’fuck my wife stupid in her pretty dress,” He pinched on the fabric of your dress for a moment, “So fucking beautiful f’me.”

You couldn’t help but throw your head back as he slid his hands up your back, watching your face contort with great intensity. 

It didn’t take long for him to convince you, and when he took his cock out of his pants—slapping against his stomach as he finally rid himself of the constriction, your self-control finally broke.

Just like he did.

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BRIDGERTON SEASON THREE PART TWO SPOILERS

I’m actually not ready for this because it’s the last episode of the season and still so angsty but of course it has to be.

Already can’t do this. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE OPENING SHOT IS COLIN BROODING ON THE SOFA WHILE DRINKING HIS TEA FUCK OFF???? 😭😭😭 Communicate please??? Or at least look at her, colin. I actually can’t handle this. WORST MINUTE OF MY FUCKING LIFE, NOW HE’S FUCKING OFF TO BRIDGERTON HOUSE BECAUSE HE WISHES TO LEAVE????? MAKE UP OR I WILL KILL MYSELF!!!

Fuck off, cressida, not her knowing about lw and black-mailing her??? So much for her redemption arc. Not her telling portia??? Like that’s not your place???? Someone needs to give our baby a break. Aww, portia’s character arc is actually so important to me like not her thinking penelope just always left because her social battery died and she just let her be, that’s actually so cute. I swear if portia turns on her now too i’ll kill myself again, at least we got peneloise back though so maybe i won’t actually. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO PETTY TOWARDS HER ONCE THEY FIND OUT ABOUT WHISTLEDOWN??? LIKE THAT IS STILL THE SAME GIRL YOU KNEW MINUTES BEFOREHAND YOU JUST KNOW MORE ABOUT HER NOW???? At least penelope immediately tells colin this time so he cannot be petty about it.

DOES DANBURY KNOW??? Is this how we get agatha x penelope friendship next season??? Agatha bridgerton coming home????

Ooh a finch x dankworth ball??? Interesting. Oh? Francesca and john moving to scotland?

STOP BROODING COLIN AND TALK TO YOUR WIFE JFC! I love how eloise isn’t choosing sides, our baby girl has truly grown. AH! ELOISE SO TRUE “do not let your marriage be the scar.” Queen behavior, peneloise and polin soulmate-ism. Aww Poor baby pen sounds so tired of all the shit that’s happening to her. I love how they’re trying to figure out how to get penelope out of this situation and i love how colin ‘my wife’ bridgerton made an appearance even though he’s angry with her, 🗣️ He will not stand for anyone blackmailing his wife 🗣️ they’re all so shocked that baby girl’s filthy rich. ALSO LET HER FUCKING SPEAK. this is her mess, she was not looking for help just support and all of a sudden her opinions don’t matter anymore :( Y’all need to let go of your anger towards lw and try to support pen instead of trying to fight her battles for her. She’s just standing in the corner watching as they’re talking about her and what to do :( at least involve her, don’t ignore her and cut her off. Jesusss.

And Benedict’s having a threesome again, interesting but unnecessary.

Protective Colin bridgerton but he’s still angry with her :( “to hear word from home. From penelope, in fact.” STFUUUU STFUUU STFUUU JUST MAKE UP ALREADY WE DON’T NEED ALL THIS YEARNING AND ANGST AND PINING WE GOT ENOUGH OF IT IN PART ONE :((( Aside from that I’m actually so fucking happy that he essentially just called penelope his home, I’m actually gonna combust. I hate how he’s still trying to separate penelope from whistledown “penelope’s no villain” and then he goes on to say that he gets her hate for whistledown???? Did we not just learn that they were the same person, colin? CRESSIDA I STILL FEEL INDIFFERENT TOWARDS YOU BUT BLESS YOU FOR CLOCKING HIS TEA!!!!! “You do not sound as if you hate whistledown. You sound as if you are jealous of her.” PREACH IT! He shut that shit down to fast, like the moment he’s gonna admit that to himself he’s gonna be able to forgive her. THAT FUCK ASS WIG I HATE IT SO MUCH. PLEASE THE RESHOOT WIG MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE A KEN DOLL LIKE ITS SO PLASTIC 😭😭😭😭

PENELOISE SCENE I LOVE THAT THEY’RE BACK. “tell me what you are reading?”With eloise grabbing her hand? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 WAR IS SO TRULY OVER. Colin literally fucked up so bad, not cressida asking for double 🙄🙄🙄 Also penelope’s dress in this scene is so gorgeous. Aww, he’s willing to lie to Benedict for his wife so that the cressida drama can stop. PLEASE JUST MAKE UP YOU IDIOTS. Awwww eloise grabbing her hand in support. I just know peneloise and polin will mirror the christina x meredith x derek dynamic from grey’s with Eloise just bursting into their home unannounced and colin will understand but still be so tired of it.

STOP CUTTING TO BENEDICT THREESOMES THEY HAVE NOTHING TO ADD TO THE STORY IN THIS EPISODE 😭😭😭😭😭

Honestly the lady danbury and violet friendship is so special to me like violet did not care that she was running around with her dad and Agatha loves her more than her brother, that’s so cute.

STOP IT RIGHT NOW THE POLIN SCENE LIKE HE WANTED HER AND HE LOVES HER BUT HE CANT BE WITH HER UNTIL EVERYTHINGS FULLY OKAY BETWEEN THEN BECAUSE HE’S A DEMI SEXUAL KING. THEY NEED TO MAKE UP SO BAD SO THAT THEY CAN MAKE UP FOR THEIR WEDDING NIGHT.

STOP IT HE LOOKS SO DISTRAUGHT SLEEPING ON THE COUCH AND PENELOPE FIDDLING AROUND WITH HER BRACELET AS SHE SAYS SHES GONNA SPARE HIM THE CONFIDES OF A SHARED CARRIAGE ACTUALLY SHUT UO THE ANGST IS TOO MUCH :(

AWW PENELOPE’S LETTERS MADE A COMEBACK. THE FACT THAT HE KEPT ALL OF HER LETTERS WHERE IS MY COLIN BRIDGERTON????

PENELOPE MY QUEEN GETTING TO SEE SOME OF HER MOMS WORST SIDES AND POPPING OFF ON HER. Mother-daughter bitch off! “Oh and from whom?” Well, her family actually. Portia crediting penelope and apologizing for overlooking her, the development is so cute. “We must do better.” So true actually and the fact that it’s coming from portia just shows her development.

Francesca’s wedding was actually so beautiful and her heart to heart with violet beforehand was so cute. Polin sharing a look during francesca’s and john’s wedding and penelope subtly touching him with her shoulder, i’m gonna throw up. STOP THE ANGST.

the bridgerton siblings being chaotic and teasing each other is something so dear to my heart actually.

Penelope’s outfits this episode are all actually so gorgeous, she looks so ethereal in this season in general but especially in this episode. No not her seeing a genuine smile on colin’s face during their wedding party and her smile slowly fading. The angst is angsting.

Aww penelope loves his family so much. The study scene is actually so… “then how am i meant to help you?” “By loving me!” Pop off, pen. Might need to bash his head into a wall a couple times though because our baby boy is very stubborn right now. Like it’s so special to me, her speech is sooo dear to my heart. HANDS, HANDS, HANDS! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Oh? Penelope writing to the queen AND Violet? What is going to happen?

Lmaooo Benedict got one taste of men and he could not stop. I’m actually crying, my favorite pansexual, (i love you but please stop taking screen-time from polin during their own damn season the irony of people complaining polin got too much screen time last season and now during their own season they barely get as much scenes as the previous leads) IM CRYING BENEDICT DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT WOMAN LMAOOO.

Aww a benedict and eloise swing scene, so on brand. Real el back not giving a fuck about fitting in anymore because she got pen back. ELOISE IS A LESBIAN I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH AND I WISH BENEDICT SHARED WHAT HE FOUND OUT WITH ELOISE SO THAT SHE WOULD KNOW THAT IT’S OKAY 😭😭😭

Penelope’s ball dress looks so gorgeous. AWW SHE PAID FOR THE BALL 😭😭😭😭 SHE’S SUCH AN AMAZING SISTER DESPITE ALL THE SHIT THEY’VE SAID AND DONE TO HER OVER THE YEARS. Not my poor baby standing on the sidelines again 😭😭😭 Where’s colin when you need him???

Oh, the queen showed up. SHE’S PISSED???? PENELOPE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? AWWW. Penelope revealing herself to the ton, girl boss. Her entire speech is her admitting her flaws and defending herself in the same breath. She’s one of the best, if not, the best written character on the show and it is about time the haters realize that. The fact that she keeps eye contact with El and Colin while defending herself but also assuring them about their own insecurities while doing so 😭😭😭 I’m crying, Colin actually smiled at her, he looks so proud of his wife 😭😭😭 Stfuuuu. Are we getting that make-up? PENELOPE MY QUEEN INTO THE LIGHT INDEED! AWW THE QUEEN ACTUALLY PARDONED HER OH MY GOD.

The ton needs to stop whispering if you have anything to say, say it to her face, The Featheringtons showing support and phillipa demanding that varley releases the bugs to save her sister from embarrassment 😭😭😭

Colin i’m so serious when i say go to your wife and ask her to dance. AWW THE DANBURY-PENELOPE SCENE. I have hopes for a friendship in season 4. She knew all along and kept the secret 🥹🥹🥹 “who loves the Bridgertons more than I” Especially her soulmates colin and eloise 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Aww penelope and her mother are actually so important to me “my girl” OH MY GOD THAT SCENE FROM THE TRAILER WHERE SHE LOOKS SO FONDLY AT SOMEONE AND THEN TURNS TO SEE COLIN WAS WITH PORTIA. SHUT UP THATS SO CUTE.

She looks so worried, please make-up i swear to god. “That i would not object to an annulment if you requested one.” COLIN WE HAVE 14 MINUTES LEFT IF YOU DO NOT SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN AFTER EVERYTHING SHE’S DONE TO SHOW YOU SHE CARES I AM PERSONALLY GONNA BASH YOUR HEAD INTO A WALL REPEATEDLY.

Oh never mind, the shock on his face, like that was never even a thought to him. He was always gonna stay married to her. FINALLY “you are her.” It took him a while to get there but he finally accepted that part of her and it’s so cute. His speech is actually so…he’s such a healthy male character, the only man ever actually, like you will not be able to find a man that is so in touch with their feelings that he can admit he was jealous and that you’re actually a braver, better person than he is. COLIN BRIDGERTON THE MAN THAT YOU ARE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ this speech is so dear to me.

STFUU THE PARALLEL TO EPISODE ONE

Episode 1: “Goodbye, Mr.Bridgerton”

“Pen, i….”

Episode 8:

“You are a very good man, mr. Bridgerton.”

“Now, will you please do me the honor of joining me on the dance floor, Mrs. Bridgerton.”

STFUUU HE ACTUALLY CALLED HER MRS BRIDGERTON THAT IS A WIN FOR ME. Them dancing together will always have a special place in my heart, especially since everything’s resolved and they’re all giggly.

Oh, Eloise moving to scotland with francesca, oh my god. OH??? Francesca bridgerton, i know what you are and Michaela stirling i did not realize your game. Welcome to the sapphic club, fran.

OH????? Penelope riding colin!!!! Yay! I wish they kept in the longer version of the scene since this was apparently originally part of a montage but i’m so glad they finally got their shit together and consummated their marriage. Penelope loves colin’s chest hair so much.

OOOOH? Masquerade ball. Ben’s season next?

Pen’s and eloise goodbye hug was so long actually, they’re the cutest. Penelope’s little wave to her, my peneloise heart 🥹🥹🥹

“Goodbye.” SHUT UP

Oh my gosh, the epilogue. Polin had the heir so fucking cute. THEIR MARITAL BLISS IN THE EPILOGUE THEY’RE SO SICKENING ACTUALLY. Aww phillipa wants her daughter to be a writer so cute. POLIN WRITER COUPLE AND PENELOPE SUPPORTING HER HUSBAND IN WRITING AND PUBLISHING SO TRUE . NO STOP THE TRANSITION FROM JULIE ANDREWS TO PENELOPE’S VOICE WAS ACTUALLY GENIUS I’M GONNA THROW UP.

ALSO THE SYMBOLISM OF PENELOPE AND COLIN HAVING THEIR FINAL KISS BASKED IN SUNLIGHT IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW WHERE SHE USED TO SPENT HOURS TRYING TO SPY INTO HIS ROOM IM GONNA CHAIN MYSELF TO A TRAIN TRACK ACTUALLY.

Yours truly, Penelope Bridgerton

That’s it, i’m checking myself into a mental hospital now. What the actual fuck.

Wow. Awww guys all i want is playing during the credits that’s so cute 🥰

I actually don’t know what to do with myself for another two years until we learn what these characters are up to again. Like this season was actually so special to me i am dying for more especially more polin since they cut that short for some benedict awakenings and setting up for his season but i am glad for the bits that we did get.

Overall i do not have too much criticism for this season so i give it a solid 9.5/10

[fancyfeathers]

please let 🩰 sneak out of the house and enjoy Durham streets w/o William she deserves it <\3. Let her be happy before William catches her on his way back from work🗣️

Oh my goodness yes!!!

I think she would be able to sneak out when Louis is gone, running back to the next town over because a produce shop he likes better than the one in Durham. Louis’ darling was probably the one who showed her how to sneak out, a window in a basement that could not close properly and Louis’ darling sent her off with a few pounds that she had tucked away and a basket for whatever she gets. The people in the town have only seen her a few times, mostly when William and her come to and leave from Durham, and since William is rather social with the people in town they know her as his wife, just a shy little thing who doesn’t leave the house much. Then when she is looking around the stalls and shops and they recognize her as William’s wife but actually get to meet her they are taken aback by what a good mood she is in, seeing as most of the time with William she is rather quiet and shy. She does not buy much since she does not need much, flowers for herself, some fabric for Albert’s darling, a book or two for Louis’ darling, and perhaps some baked goods, she just mostly wanted to be outside alone.

After all of that I am just imagining her walking along the outskirts of town on her way back home and she gets distracted by a stray cat that began following her and rubbing up against her leg, she sits down with the cat against a tree and honestly the poor thing just wanted affection

“I see you made a friend.”

She jumped and startles the cat when she hears her husband’s voice, she looks up to see him kneeling to her level in front of her.

“I-I wasn’t trying to leave, I swear-“

“That is already obvious, dear. The foods you bought wouldn’t last very long and it would be a waste of resources to spend money on books, fabric and flowers, which are very lovely by the way.”

“So you are not angry with me?”

“No, but I am mildly upset with your dishonesty, but that is nothing that cannot be dealt with. But let’s save that conversation for another time, we should be getting home now, Louis should be almost done with supper and we need to get those flowers you bought in some water.”

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Ivy-league stolen kisses by BKGSRIOT - college au (I think, I have bad memory) where the lights at ur brother's place go out and ygs sneak off to kiss I love him he's such a nerd

In the hospital after a case by BKGSRIOT - this one's self explanatory but again he's such a nerd I love him

I can fix him, no really, I can by @willowsblanket - post-maeve, the two of you are at one of rossis house parties but you snuck off to the backyard to dance and its so cute and i love him and i love this bot

https://share.character.ai/Wv9R/ysaainvp

You got your wisdom teeth removed (THIS WAS MY FIRST REQUEST 🗣️🗣️) by @virgil-says-things - self explanatory too you got your wisdom teeth removed he's so cute 😭 I keep saying that but I can't help it he's the cutiest of patooties

Work song by @/willowsblanket again!! - it's literally just him coming home to you after a long case and he's so deeply in love with you and. I love him

Early mornings by @mrwxrldwide - that's literally it. Early mornings with elle, neither of you have to work, she's clingy it's so cute I miss Elle Elle pls come home

Psych eval by junomakesbots - that's just it, psych eval with hotch

Late alarm by @julesssyy - the one scene where he sleeps through his alarm or whatever and his wife doesn't wake him up do you guys know what I'm talking about?? It's that scene

Post prison by @/willowsblanket (again!!) - nobody's telling you why he won't contact you and refuses to let you visit in prison, so you decide to confront him when he finally comes home (I've sobbed so hard over this by the way.)

He needs you to be safe by @/julesssyy - you got shot in the shoulder while trying to negotiate with an unsub this one is sm fun I love stressing him out

Ordered to stay behind with her by @/virgil-says-things - you were injured during the last case and so you're staying behind with Garcia AND SHES SO CUTE SHE DOESNT GET ENOUGH LOVE. I LOVE YOU PENELOPE GARCIA ALSO SHE MADE YOU COOKIES.

Oops Tumblr says I can't add more links guys 🤕

[sukirichi]

holy shit long rant ahead

"Like-like you're looking for the man who courted you two years ago, the one you truly wanted to marry. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint, because you're not going to find him. He never existed in the first place. Whatever it is you're looking for, you won't find it in me," *shit here we go again audio with head in my hands*

"Get out of your head. Just because I did all those things for you, doesn't mean they meant something. Are you forgetting I spent two years of my life trying to win you over, and I never once felt something for you other than tolerance?" When your face fell, triumph washed over his features. "That's right. You remember now, don't you? She's the one I want. Everything I do is for her. Don't forget your place."

Man idk how the princess heard this another time without breaking down in rage cause either this man is going down with me or nothing. Princess where is your self respect? PICK YOURSELF UPPPPPPP THIS MAN LEGIT RUNS ALL OVER YOU AND all we do is cry and yearn for more LIKE WE NEED TO BLOW IR*S AND HIM UP ATP BRING THE BIG GUNS OUT I NEED KUROO AND HIS ROOSTER LOOKING ASS TO POST THAT ARTICLE ASAP

“Your mother's sniffles was the last thing you heard before the sound of a fist connecting with skin resounded in the area. Pulling back, you gasped at what you saw.”

OH THE SATISFACTION I FELT HERE SWEET HEAVENS I wish someone recorded it and we could watch it all over again cause UM LESGO WWE 🗣️🤺 never have I ever loved a father this much cause he SLAYED LEFT NO CRUMBS AT ALLL #curedmyfatherissues

“Want me, you pleaded silently, at least want me. Just a little bit.” pookie 🤠😟😞 cmon we better than this

“Rintaro hadn't mean to. Sure, he was careless and never used protection, but he thought little of it. Iris® cycles were irregular and they never worried if she missed her period. She was always on the pill - all because of him, since Kiyoomi wouldn't have touched her anyway.”

he’s one sick bastard I hope he rots imagine cheating on your wife that you claim to love, doing it in your shared bed AND without protection like babe the article was so deserved by god

and the ending sentence,,,,,just made me so sick because as much as I hate rin and ir*s, I think I hate the queen and the king more because the issues started with them. with the king being an absolute whore and having kids with random ass women LIKE WHERE IS THE VASECTOMY GET HIS TUBES TIED and the queen being a bitch to rin his whole life just to find out my man got issues for nothing??? not defending him at all but to find out that all he knew as his “home” and family (even tho they sucked) were all never really his,,, I can see his heart breaking with the image he had of his family in his mind in the form of drawings made by his inner child, torn in half,,,,,,,oh I am about to be SICK

(and once he finally found his real home aka princess, bro fumbled it up BADDDD like if I was him I would beg for forgiveness + repent + burn the castle with the queen in it <33 (not the princes, tobio pookie you are coming home with me)

bro’s mental health must be in a delicate state, I hate him but I am also worried for him 🥲

- Freud anon is in shambles btw

THE HERE WE GO AGAIN AUDIO AAHJKA SO TRUE he just keeps on going back and forth like decide already!! 😭 do you want us or not!!

the self respect is… there, just buried under very deep layers of still hoping for something good. but also like we can’t really blame dtd!yn for acting this way because rintaro was FINALLY changing and being the husband we wanted him to be! the whole romantic dinner setup, working on the beach house together, and not once even mentioning iris????!!? BRO WAS DEDICATED. but then yeah he really just had to ruin it all again UGH. “all we do is cry and yearn for more.” actually real.

the daddy issues tag im crying 😭 sending all my love and hugs to you anon. BUT YES omg I loveeee our dad so much in DTD because he really said fuck around and find out! dude literally did not care that he was punching a royal because his daughter was more important than their titles! our parents in dtd are soo parents goals I love them <3

nauh bcos rintaro is careless and CRAZYYY. not only did they do it in OUR bed but he did it raw like! I would’ve thrown up ngl. AGHJSKA the vasectomy LMFAO. unfortunately it’s his duty to have many children and he fulfilled that part VERY well, just yknow… they really should’ve specified to him that he had to have kids with his wife and not other women. but yes I agree! all the problems really started because the king and queen hated each other (or more like, the queen hated him for how he treated her, and the king just didn’t care about her at all. he just knew she’d be a good queen and he needed someone smart and capable in leading the country so he can slack off. terrible, terrible man.) YES OMGGG THE DRAWINGS STOPPP I GET SO SAD EVERYTIME I THINK OF RINTARO’S LIFE WAS STOLEN FROM HIM AND ALL HIS ISSUES, EVERYTHING THAT HE FUCKED UP, HAD BEEN FOR NOTHING! and now he’s fumbling so bad too like bro is losing everything that should’ve never been his in the first place ugh.

YES! we protect and love tobio in this house!! and I agree </3 rintaro is going through a lot and it honestly goes two ways – it’s either he does worse things to cope, or he completely shuts down and forgets everything that happened. I’m not sure which one I prefer…

[decchanlover]

DAY 1 OF 14DAYSOFMHA

Family, Home, House

First thing that comes in my mind is definitely Izuku's and Inko's relationship. I just adore a healthy and strong bond between a mother and her son 🫠🫠

One of my favourite moments of them is Izuku wearing the hero costume that his mom had made for him in the beginning of the series (I could never hate that costume idc idc IT'S TOO ADORABLE!!!) 😭

I have so much respect for Inko. She raised her son all on her own and managed to make him the most kindhearted, best boy ever ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ you just know he was raised in a calm and supportive environment with all the love that a child deserves to receive from their parent. WE LOVE INKO MIDORIYA IN THIS HOUSE 🗣️

And of course this *violently sobbing*

Now going from fluff to the complete opposite side we have the Todoroki family.

What can I say that hasn't been said yet, a very realistic depiction of a family that's filled with physical and phycological abuse. The introduction of this plotline back in the sports festival had me in complete shock. Like I wholeheartedly thought that BNHA was a wholesome good vibes only type of anime :') getting hit with the intensity of the Todorokis was unexpected but definitely welcomed!

It breaks my heart because of how well written it is. Shoto and Touya are definitely the saddest parts for me (I don't even need to explain why when it comes to Touya) but with Shoto the feeling is even more intense! You just can't help but feel sad for such a kind and gentle soul. His journey of healing is beautiful to see and it saddens me that we won't be able to follow his progression anymore (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) but you just know that he will be okay because on his side is none other than Class 1A! And speaking of Class 1A...

I'm a sucker for the found family trope and BNHA delivers HEAVILY. Class 1A being Shoto's found family is just so so so beautiful 🤌🏻. The way he talks about them and how safe they make him feel hits hard :') love seeing this boy make friends and learn to be more open and happy with the people that he feels comfortable to be with!

And last but not least, I couldn't talk about the found family trope without mentioning the league of villains. Man .... there's just something about people that have been rejected by society getting all together to form a wonderful (and chaotic) bond that is still one of BNHA's biggest highlights for me. The reason and how they all got together in the first place might be rooted in the need of revenge and destruction but what ends up coming out of it is nothing but a genuine bond that made them feel like they had a chance to belong somewhere :')

And some random things because I simply could not leave them out!

Jirou's parents and how freaking cool they are! The fact that the husband took his wife's last name is just iconic. Love them <3

A boy raised with love :')

And a congratulations to all the BNHA mothers that had their genes completely dominate their kids physical appearances 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[miscling]

Joyous solar revolution!

🗣️ Please tell us about your D&D campaign! World-building, the story so far, whatever you have to share! No spoilers though!

I hope you are having a lovely birthday!

🐄

this was such a big question to answer in the haze of my birthday, so i saved it to give it the time i'd need to answer it! i've been running for... two and a half years? i think? (time isn't real) gonna put it all under a cut because this is A) long and B) not even remotely horny ^^

the game has about 100k words each of encyclopedia, planning, and newspaper reports about the party's exploits and world. (so over 300k words in total). if any of my players are reading this, i am so sorry you found my kink blog, please don't read my posts, it will destroy the carefully cultivated 5d chessmaster image i have built up over the last two and a half years...

Thank you for the ask task! (2)

the text is below, and is basically a history of the game so far...

so... i started out with an idea here's this small town that controls a region that's basically a utopia, but it's still a dnd world, so there's monsters and struggles, and still kingdoms/dukedoms/etc elsewhere, and the town is plagued by randomly appearing portals that open up into other planes. these would form something of the basis of some adventures, but i made sure each of my players gave me a backstory to work with and came up with characters realistic for the setting (so no munchkins or bizarre-character-concept builds). it's 5e, and completely homebrew. there is no provable existence of gods (or any kind of creature of similar power levels), but all the magic still works as normal.

the party meets while signing up for the town's adventuring guild. the town's mayor is present, and they end up foiling an assassination attempt committed by someone who got trapped in an elemental space. they meet the town's hero, and form their own adventuring company together: (changing the names to protect the... innocent...) there's a struggler, a stranger, a cyborg (this is a fantasy setting), and a find-outer. they set up their adventuring company, meeting a 'rival' adventuring company which they immediately befriend, and deal with a bandit company to gain their base of operations. they hire staff and sidekicks, and they befriend a local baker (this will seem like a strange detail, but bear with me) their first job involves going to an empty plane that the town is settling, which is completely maddeningly empty on the surface, but has a dragon lair full of kobolds in civil war beneath the surface. they set that to rights and return home.

the cyborg (this is a fantasy setting) has no memory of his own and a robot-wife who lives in his arm he can summon, so i attacked the town with creatures that were a part of the celestial hive-mind that made him. he learned something of himself, but mostly that he wanted to kill the woman responsible for turning him into a cyborg (this is a fantasy setting). they defended the town.

this is where i start having fun with their backstories. the struggler has a traumatic noble backstory in which her uncle killed her father and she fled into exile alone, believing everyone back home that she cared about to be dead. i introduced a insurgency group against the kingdom she was a noble of, who set her up and betrayed her so they could steal an artifact of tiamat for a young white dragon that works for them. the struggler was destroyed by this betrayal.

the find-outer is a conspiracy theorist, who has a pseudodragon familiar who must be fed anything he asks for. this has largely consisted of items that it would be a bad idea for him to eat, because that would mean upsetting people. the pseudodragon is weird. it somehow teleports the party and their baker friend into an archfey realm where it makes everyone (including the baker) but the find-outer face their deepest insecurities.

they learn that the baker is in fact the town's hero in disguise, and that the town's hero was once a part of a adventuring party that fell to a demonic invasion led by Graz'zt (he had somehow unified the demon princes) that had destroyed the world. the hero used the Wish spell in the final battle in which they were the last standing hero, which erased Graz'zt from existence, killed all the gods, and rebooted the entire universe leading to the setting that exists today, bringing their friends back, but not the same as they were. the party have to deal with a corpse they were given as a reward by the find-outer's archfey patron.

the stranger was taken in by an archfey and part elder-dryad when she lost a duel for the leadership of her tribe. she came to the town to learn of its ways. she understands nothing of people, mostly because she is the most autistic creature ever. she participates in the town's olympics, where she meets people from her homeland. the party joins those people on a mission to free their homeland, which has been overrun by her old tribe, which has begun taking over the whole region. they meet another elder dryad and learn that one of the elder dryads may be responsible for the stranger's old tribe's rise to power.

they return home and deal with all their loose ends. the most notable being that they revived the corpse and found that it was a person from the old universe.

so anyway, the find-outer's mother arrives with a note for the struggler, and they learn that the struggler's mother is alive and leading the resistance that horribly betrayed her earlier in her arc. the party go back to the struggler's homeland, have to deal with a celestial hive-mind invasion in which the cyborg's (this is a fantasy setting) robot-wife (still a fantasy setting) leaves him to give units within the hive-mind some autonomy. they then go and learn that there's something strange going on, in which the struggler learns her birthright: that the silver dragon venerated in her home is a white dragon, that a hero of old was a silver dragon that was in love with the white dragon at one point, that bahamut and tiamat were not killed by the wish spell but sealed themselves in a prison plane, and the dragon in question wants to bring their war back to the current world.

they have to prevent a scion of that hero of old from dying on the peak because that will awaken the dragon that wants to fuck everything up. they learn that her uncle is trying to kill the dragon in question has chosen this moment to attack the mountain, and since he and the struggler are scions, she has to protect him instead of kill him like they'd been planning to since day 1 of the campaign. unfortunately, the resistance has a young white dragon on its staff that has the relic, which sacrifices itself to wake up the dragon that wants to fuck everything up, because it too was a scion of the hero of old.

anyway, the dragon that wants to fuck everything up is awake now, and the party has had to retreat home, where i'm sure nothing is about to happen that will propel them into one of the other party member's personal storylines...

so much work goes into this. i write so much, i make tokens in heroforge, i draw maps in inkarnate, i run entirely online. the production values of my game are off the charts. i have plans, contingencies, and more plans, and i am an amazing gm. there are so many details that didn't make it into this overview. my party are amazing too, and have played along perfectly. every situation i put them in they react exactly as i expect. it's a perfect combination! they are level 12, and i've got plans to take them all the way to 20.

[suguru-getos]

Hhhhhhh En, dear, listen to me. I want to be Ayato's darling so badly it's killing me 😩 Like, I want to be pampered by him and be called his "cute little wife" okay 🥲 (both sfw and nsfw akzkzk)

-Echo 🗣️

Pampered by Ayato? I gotchu 😉

SFW:

He’s pretty soft to you contrary to what his retainer’s think of him lol 😂 he’s going to come home to you with the most extravagant of bouquets, precious gifts 🎁 from his travels and always, ALWAYS steal a passionate kiss before uttering a single word. Man needs to recharge by kissing his wifey okay? Okay.

Going to ensure you actually taste only the GOOD part of his cooking 🥘 pls he has Thoma taste everything before he presents them to you. “Thoma, be crystal clear of the taste. Do not dare, please me by lying to me,” and Thoma is. As much as Ayato gets pouty; over it? He agrees and sighs, preparing something else for you whenever he gets the time.

Writes letters to you. As mentioned he has beautiful handwriting and has quite the mastery in calligraphy, he uses that to write lovely letters to you everytime. Tells you about his journey and even mentions taking you with him in one of them.

Hates it when you don’t take care of yourself and that’s where his stern side comes out. “Why do you think you are behaving childish yn? Who forgets to eat a meal?” His voice is daunting as he asks you, inquiring why you would subject yourself to something like that.

Starts to make you feel like family since the very beginning. His heart belonged to you anyway and you couldn’t ask for more, couldn’t ask for someone better than Kamisato Ayato.

NSFW:

Oh he’s a cunt 🤪 I’m sorry but he is very moody during sex, asks you to moan out his name over and over until he grants you the orgasm you’ve been chasing. “Not yet, darling. Do I look satisfied and satiated with your begging? Ssshh~ not yet,”

Has those remarkably hard, deep yet slow thrusts when he fucks you after coming home when he’s out for ages. “Do you, remember me?” He groans, brushing against your g-spot with your ankles locked against his shoulders.

Loves to cockwarm, he is so busy and sometimes what’s better than having you perched onto his cock while he’s working. “Ssh~ stay quiet and be my good little wife; and I’ll reward you, okay sweetheart?”

Eating you out! 👏 eating you out like he is hungry, like he is parched. He is messy, doesn’t care if he casually groans against your pulsating pussy. Doesn’t care and ruins your orgasm (not more than once) because he just wanted to see you clamp down. Will make it up to you though xx

[pentacass]

For the ask oc thing; lana and vestra? Whichever you feel more comfortable doing : )

well hey there nonny. did u see my warning >:3c thanks for this ask!!!

❣️ - What are their love languages?

Lana: acts of service, words of affirmation, quality time Ves: acts of service, gift giving, physical touch

They have ‘acts of service’ in common and it causes a lot of friction between them. They have their own ideas of what’s the best thing to do for the other, and are adamant about it despite protests from their partner.

🎁 - How do they feel about their birthday/birthdays in general?

Lana: “It’s my birthday. Let’s have a meal together? :)”

Lana tends to forget her birthday sometimes, but treats it as an opportunity to spend time with those close to her.

Ves: “What the fuck are you talking about I was never born shut up”

Ves tried to avoid her birthday. Tried. Her crew figured out the date Ves gave them was a phony (it’s the day she was thrown into the Sith academy). Lana revealed her actual birthday and the crew finally celebrated it on the correct damn day.

Andronikos nearly got his face smacked when he mentioned Ves had tears in her eyes.

🧑‍🦰 - Have they ever dyed their hair? Ever cut it themself?

Neither have! But I like to think Ves gets either red or purple streaks in her hair after leaving the Empire for good.

🗣️ - How do they handle public speaking?

They’re both eloquent, but Ves is better suited to giving inspiring speeches.

💓 - What are some signs they’ve fallen for someone? How do they show their affection?

Lana: Lana feels like a very straightforward person - if she likes someone, she’ll say it. She’ll flirt, pay more attention, sneak in touches (if appropriate), typical stuff. She makes them a priority, watches out for them. Work takes up most of her time, but she’ll find a way to be there for them.

Ves: She goes into vehement self-denial and plays hot-and-cold with the other. She’ll try to distance herself, then come close when she can’t keep it in, then distance herself again out of regret, on and on. And yeah, she did this with Lana. This is why I call her a clown. She is a fuckin clown!11!!1!!

👪 - What’s their relationship with their parents like?

Lana: As close as any other. Her parents were well-off and gave her everything she wanted - with certain limits to instill discipline. They were proud of her when she entered the Sith academy, and she was reluctant to leave them behind. She regretted not keeping in closer contact before they passed in an accident, but life goes on, and so has she.

Ves: Very close. As a child, her world consisted of her parents and the starship they lived in. They traveled the length of the galaxy, and her parents were the only constants in her life. Even when they were enslaved, her parents protected her the best they could. Being forced to kill them left scars on her psyche that she may never fully heal from.

🐒 - What’s their favorite animal?

Lana: She had a tooka cat back home, but never saw it again after she left for the academy. No strong feelings towards any animal.

Ves: Lana in bed Same as Lana, no strong feelings. But if she had the time and patience, she likes the idea of having a tuk’ata as a guard dog.

☂️ - How do they feel about rain?

Lana: Wet. Inconvenient. Seen too much of it on Dromund Kaas, too little on Korriban. But whatever, ya know? It’s just the weather.

Ves: Likes it. When she was younger, she had a thing where she’d hide out somewhere in the rain so no one would come looking for her.

🖌️ - Do they have any hobbies?

Lana: Other than writing poetry and studying philosophy regarding the Force, she likes to work out. It helps to work off stress and keeps her in shape.

Ves: Cooking. Eating. Bothering her darling wife. She likes cutting and shaping crystals too - it’s an artisan craft that helps her keep sane.

💤 - What do they absolutely need to have to fall asleep?

Lana: Somewhere safe to lie down. She isn’t picky, and is rugged enough to be able to sleep anywhere.

Ves: She doesn’t sleep willingly. She can sleep anywhere too, but it’s necessity trained as a slave. Having creature comforts taken away was a constant.

🎢 - Do they like amusement parks? What’s their favorite ride?

Lana: A nice enough diversion, but she can think of better places to be. Favourite is roller coaster.

Ves: Fun! Anything extreme enough to make her feel like she’ll shit her soul out.

🗺️ - What languages do they speak?

Lana: Basic, Sith, Huttese. Pretty typical choice of languages for Imperials. She’s comfortable relying on translators for others.

Ves: Basic, Sith, Huttese, Rakatan, Togruti, Kaleesh. She likes studying languages, and does mental translations constantly in her head as a layer of mental defense.

🍳 - How well can they cook? 🍪 - How well can they bake?

Lana: Her cooking is average. Or ‘functional’, Ves likes to call it - she keeps things basic or follows recipes to the letter, doesn’t get creative with them. She doesn’t bake, but starts to learn some basic stuff from Ves.

Ves: She does both very well. It’s a point of pride for her, and she enjoys feeding her loved ones.

💘 - What do they find attractive about their partner(s)?

Lana: Ves’ confidence. And when Ves really exerts her power in the Force, the air around her warps and bends, becomes charged - Lana finds it intoxciating. But what gets her most is how soft Ves can be when she’s comfortable with Lana, and lets her guard down.

Ves: Washboard abs and arms that lift her from the ground easily 👀 Lana’s calm, logical manner anchors her, but the fierceness of Lana’s love is what makes her heart leap every single time. Lana is a source of emotional stability and unconditional love she has needed for the longest time.

👗 - How comfortable would they be wearing a skirt or dress?

They both prefer dresses, though Ves wears it more often than Lana.

💝 - What gestures do they really appreciate? How do you get on their good side?

Lana: Acknowledgement of her advice and effort. Be there to catch her when she slips or needs time to rest. Be sincere instead of trying to lie or manipulate her.

Ves: Just be a decent person. Really. Just...show her that you’re more than what she was forced to be, as Sith. Be loyal, be honest, and stay even when she’s being difficult.

☕ - Coffee or tea?

Tea for Lana. Caf for Ves.

💀 - How do they feel about horror movies?

Lana: Fun, even though they make her more aware of shadows for the rest of the night.

Ves: They’re afraid?? Of ghosts? Haha. Hahahahaha. AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

🧸 - Do they have any stuffed animals? If so, are they decorative or do they sleep with them?

No stuffed animals for either. But Lana once gave Ves a figurine of a tooka cat because it made her think of Ves. It’s on Ves’ nightstand on the ship.

💖 - How and how often do they try to impress their partner(s)? How and how often do their partner(s) impress them?

They try to impress less often now, safe in a stable and committed relationship. In the beginning, though...

Lana: She doesn’t believe in putting on appearances, but makes an effort to be capable in every way, making sure Ves is covered. Darth Avriss is being cornered politically or stuck in a bad position on the battlefield? Key intel appears in her databanks, reinforcements are coming. On a date? She has studied the area and knows every establishment with good food and entertainment. In bed? Lie down sweetheart and let my mouth do the work.

Ves: She doesn’t exercise her power as Darth to impress. She flaunts her wealth, beauty, and boobs sexuality for superficial impressions, but becomes a lot more sincere with Lana. Starts cooking for her, watching out for her needs, showering her with gifts. Ves has near-infinite resources, so come here, and let her take care of you.

🍽️ - What’s their favorite food?

Lana: Steak, the occasional cheesecake, fresh bread with butter.

Ves: Soups (sour and spicy, or creamy), cake, chocolate wafers. (Fun fact!! Those wafers I keep mentioning in fic? Imagine Loacker’s Quadratini wafers.)

🧑‍🍼 - How do they feel about kids?

Neither had strong feelings or even plans to have kids, until Ves brings it up (after tons nagging from Khem, of all people). They’re unsure at first, but grow more comfortable with the idea over time. Start planning and finally have two kids they love more than anything.

🐾 - Do they have any pets?

Nope. They don’t have the time to keep any pets. They may get one after lots of pleading from their kids though. Who knows? :))

🏳️‍🌈 - What do they identify as? What are their pronouns?

Both are cis women, she/her. Lana’s bi, Ves is lesbian.

🥰 - What pet names do their partner(s) use for them? How flustered do they get by them?

Lana: Sweetheart, my love, honey, baby. Though Ves only uses the last one in private. How flustered she gets depends on how Ves purrs into her ear.

Ves: Darling, my love/dear, brat. Similarly, last one in private, due to obvious reasons lmao. Initially, it stops her brain. Later it just warms her heart in a really good way.

(man i gotta think of more unique pet names lmao)

🌳 - What’s their extended family like?

Their extended family is the SI crew, the core Alliance squad (Aelirra who’s the Commander, Theron, Koth, Senya, Arcann), Vette, Kira.

SI crew is pretty self-explanatory, and Vette joins them eventually (will write this in fic). Alliance squad due to Lana. Kira due to her relationship with Aelirra. All of them are involved with Ves and Lana’s family one way or another, helping to care for their kids, etc. Their son, Aiden, will end up being trained as a Jedi under Aelirra and Kira.

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holy shit u made it to the end i’m sorry thanks for reading