#my weirdo

[johnlennonirl]

Let's make out already you freak

[thatbigrungegurl]

Made this for my boyfriend for our 5 year anniversary ❤️

Not perfect but it was definitely a learning curve 😂

Our names are on the other side ☺️

[billiesbabygirl]

[atwentywhore]

Barry Keoghan is never beating the “weird little freak” allegations.

No one can do it like him.

[eldhuug]

Made a man that is SO bitchless,

[mymarifae]

put him on the cover of vogue

[iminlovewithpercyjackson]

today, one of my fav kids from my home church, a 10yo named lucy, borrowed her mom's phone and called me for a bit.

while the second half of the conversation did contain a normal line of questions about wanting me to spoil what happens to certain characters in pjo2 (I mostly refused, though I did tell her that tyson survived), the first half mostly went like this:

lucy: so, has he proposed yet?

me: nope.

lucy: why not? what is he waiting for? is he scared?

me: no, lol we're just waiting to graduate.

lucy: but why can't you just get married?

me: well, we live in different states?

lucy: he's not there?

me: no?

lucy: well, tell him he's on his phone too much and that he needs to propose already.

me: 🤨

lucy: can I plan your wedding? there will be taylor swift balloons for you and boring video game ones for him

so, @samtalksmusic, here's your message from lucy lol

(I hate being the voice of reason in regards to my getting married right now. this is not normally my job.)

[michaelsfavgirl]

Nah cause someone needs to spill the tea on what LMP said about Mike being a freak cause WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS A FREAK 😳😳

Oh he absolutely 100% is a little freak. Some of y’all would judge this poor man for the things he’s into. Little weirdo

[iminlovewithpercyjackson]

@samtalksmusic

[alexbutrandomthoughts]

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

[silversphynx93]

"Thanks to great science, we know the earth isn't round. It's just shaped like a disco ball."

- my goofball of a boyfriend

[iminlovewithpercyjackson]

@samtalksmusic ....our kids

[bulldog-butch]

i’m gonna say something controversial yet brave: sexuality labels are a convenient tool we use to define something that is undefinable

[doydoune]

i hate them so much why are they like this

[bluebeesknees]

𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰𝘰 ✨

[iminlovewithpercyjackson]

i was GOING to be good and work out but then my bf called me and was REALLY sweet and made me cry and i simply cannot work out after that so i will be eating dinner and watching new girl thank you