#my vision

[ballwizard]

boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

[earlyzakariya]

The book of bill is literally just "hey what if we gave bill cipher a physical tumblr blog!!" With the full passage of the great gatsby, the gay yearning, and the fucking silly straws page, bill cipher somehow managed to make money off of a tumblr blog in book format

[saydesole]

Reminder: Always shower yourself with love 🤎

[9r9ia]

party gurlz

[porcelainchrist]

Narilamb but they’re underrated mitski song

[micromime]

various evil sketches i did this week

[typingwithmyhandstied]

who's gonna hold you like me... no fucking body... you'll never find another like ME-EH-EH

[vampire-wizard-solidarity]

this is still yuri

[scrollonso]

[rusquared]

drabble idea so i can enjoy the act of sharing my thoughts without the time investment of writing shit down:

han sooyoung stopped writing. she couldn't hold a pen with the same careless ease anymore. not after everything that her own hands had caused. she can grade essays and she'll even bicker with dokja about the quality of the random books he picks up. but she won't write. she still flinches when joonghyuk brushes past her and is so real. she won't write.

joonghyuk pisses her off, as usual, about something or the other. in return she leaves a sticky note on top of an embarrassing gift for him. something petty and annoying. joonghyuk tries to ignore her. so she starts leaving them on his door. "yjh is a bastard" "supreme king, 33, unemployed" etc. they increase every week and yjh, for all his cleanliness, never removes them.

sometimes she gets risky. "yoo joonghyuk will do as i, han sooyoung, command". she pretends she didn't already do this to him in two separate worldlines. "today, the supreme king shall make tteokbokki for the black flames empress" "tonight, the supreme king shall not complain about the dishes being done" "this week, the supreme king will not say no to karaoke night"

something about referring to him in the 3rd person is funny, and she keeps it up. but she finds herself leaving sticky notes in her room, too. "what does it mean to be an actor?" "young girl. creates underground fight club" "what's a good magic system in a world based in space?"

han sooyoung never prided herself for creativity, or passion. she just knew how to write, and how to write well (ignoring the one time she wrote in the sloppiest, most verbose, and most passionate way possible). so these little notes don't mean anything to her. it's nothing of note. the view from the window just looked interesting this afternoon. "kim dokja still uses government name in online forums" "yoo sangah -> sadist? enjoys arguing with senators" notes. notes. notes. she's just making observations, is all.

without the avatar skill, and with the system barely there, her mind is quiet. no predictions being made. whatever plot comes to mind is no longer the most probable or best written.

one day, dokja bursts into her room to complain about something or the other. she's asleep at her desk. in front of her, the wall is a rainbow of colors. dokja can't peel his eyes away. what he had always reached for. what none of the other books, as good as they were, could give him. tls123's writing.

it's disjointed and mixed, multiple plot ideas picked up and dropped, no coherent order to it all. but he gathers as many as he can without her noticing, and tiptoes to his room. joonghyuk, watching from the doorway, says nothing. he places the tea he had prepared next to sooyoung's sleeping figure and covers her with a blanket.

when sooyoung slips into dokja's bedroom on another sleepless night permeated by what if he's not there?, she freezes. he has placed all the sticky notes he could gather on his own wall. lovingly arranged in order. some even having miniature sticky notes of their own with his thoughts and questions. the boy so hungry for her stories went ahead and pieced them together on his own. han sooyoung won't write again. but kim dokja will always be her #1 reader.

[mores0]

guys, I know everything about sleeping forever has us all feeling doomed, but I can’t get over about the way they fucking SCREAMED and wailed about waking up. So much more fiercely, so loud that it drowned everything else out. It’s gripped me honestly. I still feel like I’m holding my breath and my tears. I feel this so intensely. We’re so back.

[gunnrblze]

Elias, Rorke, and Merrick in that order

[animentality]

I really like how every single comment I've received on my fanfic theorizing about what Shidou did in his backstory has been wrong :)

it means I've successfully bamboozled you all.

and it should be exciting when you find out how.

[tibby-art]

HI yhm hello so your convex caravan of thieves drawing got to me and also it's like the mandela effect on me i swore it's a brown orange but it's blue but ANYWAYS i made a bundlrs with credits to you in the code and all of that and im yapping here

https://bundlrs.cc/icantbehave

THIS IS SO CUTE WAOWWWW

[thedailyplatypics]

The year is 2050. They’re making the 35th season of Phineas And Ferb 😰and they’ve gone woke. Instead of Phineas And Ferb it’s now called Phin and Ferb. The 104 days of summer are now the 104 pronouns of summer. Candace has transitioned into Candon. He now refers to his little brothers as his Nonbinary siblings. Perry the Platypus is now Perry the Gay Platypus🏳️‍🌈, and yeah, he’s in love with Dr. Doofenshmirtz which is worse than beating him up and🔪 destroying his inators. Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated is now Doofenshmirtz Woke Incorporated😓 instead of building inators they now just build new pride flags. All of the OWCA agents have pronoun pins and if you misgender them they will attack you, but before attacking you they give you a trigger warning, and then they ask you if you have any boundaries around being attacked and having your evil plans foiled.

[bloodpen-to-paper]

I'm canonizing it right tf now that Fred fell off the potato plank cause they were distracted and flustered after their talk with Tubbo