#my vibes are just no goo today

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[shakirawastaken]

dsmp if... you were a romance trope

i got inspiration (sapnap, dream, george, karl, quackiy, wilbur) 

sapnap (hockey x figure skater): - im in the middle of heartbreaker rn and SHUT UP - i LOVE THIS TROPE - IM NOT EVEN A FIGURE SKATER I DO TAEKWONDO BUT I STILL FROTH OVER THIS SHIT - and then in addition to that one tommyinnit is a figure skater and everyone else is on a hockey team “ice these hurts” or smt h like that - i love this trope. - anyway i think that this trope comes hand in hand with enemies to lovers - his hockey team and ur figure skating group are at the same winter sports competiton - and you have to share a rink - booooo - so everyday you end practice with the sight of a bunch of hockey buffs roughhousing in the stands, waiting for you to finish - and everyday a certain brunette one sneers and smirks at you as you walk off the ice - “had a nice practice ice queen/king?” he asks you teasingly - “shut up, yeti” you mutter back gratingly as you bump your shoulder into his build as you pass him - and he comes up with a new one everyday - and you quip right back at him, unphased - one day, he comes into practice early just to spite you - what he wasn’t expecting is to see how good you actually were on the ice - he sat there like “ :O” and just watche dyou glide across the ice with what seemed like barely any effort - and he watched how passionate you were in your craft and the dance - and bro was whipped right then and there - so that day as you were leaving he said “you were amazing out there” and it took u jumpscared - you were like “no insult today?” - and he was like “dang, didnt know u liked them that much ;) but not today, not for something as beautiful as that” - and i think you can guess where it went from there... :)

 dream (ceo and employee romance):  - AKAIAKAKAHAKH TELL ME YOU SEE THE VISION - i mean hes a ceo alr so its like one step in the door you know - anyway hes a ceo - bro wears those fancy ass suits everyday and has like a wine cellar mini fridge shit thing in his office  - any way you pull up to his headquarters one day for like an interview and you were so fucking nervous  - you ran into him in the elevator (and no clue who he was) - and you basically vented to him for the 30 second elevator ride before scurrying off to your interview - bro didnt even get dreams name or anything - he kinda just smiled and wished you well as you ran away  - he thought you were so cute  - and you thought dude was hot as fuck  - anyway you got the JOB!! LETS GOO - the next day, your supervisor is like taking u around showing u the works - ....and you meet the ceo - its dream - and youre like :0 and he’s like  *smirk wink* ;) “hey” - and youre like “well fuck hes the ceo i cant be in love with him” - and you avoid him - but he makes it his life’s mission to get on ur radar - in the break room, in ur cubicle, in the cafeteria, in the parking lot man is ON YOU LIKE A MOTH TO A LIGHT - eventually he convinces you to go to fancy dinner - and WOW hes paying?? so that shit was FIREEEE - fancy wagyu steak and 102379182 year old wine i mean cmon - it was good ok - he asks you out after dinner and assures u ur job wont be at risk and everything - ba da bing ba da boom  - now youre dating happily and he spoils the FUCK outta you  - lmk if you want this one as a big fic with dialogue

george (neighbors): - tell me why whenever i have my delulu daydreams with george he’s always a neighbor - very much boy next door vibes - omg HES YOUR COLLEGE ROOMMATE NEXT DOOR - stoppppp - on move in day he pulls up with his family and u with urs and youre like - “hi ! nice to meet you im so exicted to move in!” and bros like “same!” - sometimes hes loud bc hes talking to his friends but you dont mind - hes a cs major and ur  whatever u want major - one day you decided to start singing  rlly loud while cleaning - ur singing taylor swift - and then george could hear you from the room next door to yours - so he writes up a little post it note that was like “loved the concert! when’s the next one?” and stuck in on your door - you found it and started mad blushign - you had a crush on him since day one awwww - anyways you two started communicating via post it notes and songs played loudly through the walls <3 - till one day you hear boyfriend by big time rush - and then you play girlfriend by avril lavigne back - and then he slips you a post it note under the door and you open the door before you could read it  - and its an unspoken like thing that you start dating - its so romantic how you can saw you guys starting dating because of taylor swift !!

quackity (academic rivals): - DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THIS TROPE IT BRINGS ME LIFE ALRIGHT - alright - two law school students FIGHTING IT OUT ACADEMICALLY - you guys met in ur freshman year english class or some shit - clashed together in a discussion group - and its been game on since then - your texts with each other are flaunting texts - “hey alex, guess who got a 97 on the last midterm?” - “guess who got a 99 ;)” - over time, the texts started getting more and more hostile - people started to thing you two actually hated one another’s guts  - but in reality it was more for the thrill - but this continued throughout your law school careers - and you both become successful lawyers in the end!! - and when the headmaster calls you both into his office and says - “youre both valedictorian! congrats! you have to give a speech together” - well its like all the hatred faded away - you grinned and cheezed at each other before giving each other the biggest hug ever - so you both wrote a speech together - and soon the day of graduation came - and q goes at the end “i wouldn’t be here without the person who motivated me through it all, so thank you (y/n)” and youre like “hey man *sob* wtf *sob” - and you kiss him on the cheek and cheer to all the graduates  - after the ceremony he catches up to you in the parking lot, grabbing your wrist before you could go off with ur family - and blurts out word soup - and ur like what - and hes like “i really like you, and law school wouldn’t have been the same without you. can we be more than friends?” - and youre like “duhhh” and kiss him right there karl (best friends to lovers): - YOU ARE IN LOVE BY TAYLOR SWIFT  - that is the song for this SCENARIO - you two met when you were little kids in like first grade - your friends werent there on that day so you hung out with each other - hooked to the other since then and there - it was always “karl and you” and “you and karl” - you came as a packaged deal - through ups and downs you were there together - you graduated high school together and were going to the same college together now - while karl barely got into any romantic relationships, you seemed to be going through a few of them  - you were desperate for a love connection and honestly i aint blaming u - one day after a horrible date he came over to your dorm and u had an impromptu sleepover - you were in karls old shirt and some pajama pants and he was in his pajamas - and you two were just watching a movie together - before he turns to you abruptly, and you turn to look at him - and he’s like “you’re my best friend”  - and you saw a switch flip in him - since then, the dynamic between you two changed (for the better) - you became more flirty more touchy  - you started to act like you were a couple more and more - one day you saw him open his wallet to pull out his card  - and u saw that he has a picture of the two of you in his wallet - and then you knew that he was it for you - you ask him out that night - and hes so happy hes picking you up and spinning you around - <3 wilbur (musician x fan trope): - okay this is inspired by those tik toks that are like “did you see the way he looked at me” and its harry styles staring and eyeing down a fan in the audience like YES - and he’s a musician so it fits! - imagine lovejoy is like a HUGE HUGE Band so maybe this is in the future - anyways you and ur friend go to a lovejoy concert - for the sake of the story, youre not that big a fan of lovejoy just familiar with hits like sex sells and one day - the whole time ur friend is like “theyre so good hes so good its all so good” - you two end up a few rows from barricade  - and you and ur friend start screaming it up as you should - youre not oblivious to the way the lead singer keeps looking over in your direction, winking and smiling - imagine a sweaty, singing wilbur glancing over at you during sex sells and giving you a smile as he rasps out “you know sex sells i know that” - brb ascending to heaven - anyway a time comes when he stops to speak to the audience - he wastes no time - he struts over to your side of the stage and points at you  - “what’s your name?” - and you scream it at him - “what a lovely name!” - the crowd cheers - “ahre you single?” he asks with a grin on his face - the grin grows when u nod at him - “give me ur number!?” he asks and you nod at him as ur friend is dying next to you - he gestures u and ur friend to the front of the stage by the barricade  - and he passes you a marker and make syou WRITE YOUR NUMBER ON HIS GUITAR OR HIS SHIRT OR SOMETHING - oh yeahh go you go you thank yoU! let me know if you want any of these to become a bigger story/imagine and LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT A PART 2 WITH OTHER PEOPLE :D reblogs appreciated

[justmeinadaze]

Take It Out On Me (Steddie X Plus Size Reader)

A/N: *melts into goo* I swear the vibes I get from this story and where I can go with it are a mix of Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman" and "I Didn't Change My Number" but Billie Eilish lol That lost song is actually where I got the title because I saw a TikTok where some did the Steddie AI followed by the lyrics "Take it out on you...and your best friend to."

So this is set in the 80s and I chose to make the reader plus size because I haven't done it before with these two and because we plus sized babes are sexy bitches ;). (All you souls, no matter your size are beautiful. Never forget that <3)

Warnings: Dominate Steddie and Sub Reader, she's not a virgin but she's definitely new to this. Everything in this story is consensual! Even though they are rough with her they do come up with a safe word and tell her she can stop if she wants (and they would! I would never write a version of these boys who wouldn't.)

There is degrading (mostly about how the reader wants to be used), spanking, choking... rough smut for sure but followed with aftercare.

Word Count: 3953

This wasn’t normal for you. You never got in trouble at school but today was just one of those days. Carol was picking on you again because of your appearance. Every day it was something different. Your hair looked flat, your clothes were hideous, or something you were reading at the lunch table made you “a dork”. 

Today, it was how fat your ass looked in your jeans. You slammed your locker shut as you turned to face her. “At least I have an ass, you ugly bitch!”

“Y/N Y/L/N!”, Ms. O’Donnell scolded. You hadn’t even noticed she was there. She sent you to the principal’s office where he gave you a week’s worth of detention after school. 

You were surprised when you entered the designated classroom to find it empty except for the teacher in charge. 

“Ah Miss Y/N, I presume. In for offensive language and bullying a fellow student. Come in and have a seat. I’m waiting on two more.” 

You flash him a soft smile as you slide into the desk in the front corner. The door opens again and fear dances through your eyes as Steve Harrington saunters in and throws himself down in a desk in the middle of the room. 

“Our very own basketball and swim star himself, Steven Harrington. Currently in detention today fooooor…”, the teacher looks at the papers in front of him. “Being caught in the girl’s bathroom. Huh. Did you get lost?”

Before he could respond, the final student entered loudly swinging the door open as he flew in. “Hey! Mr. C! How are we this fine afternoon?”

“Mr. Eddie Munson. Always a pleasure, sir. What are we in for today?”

“I may or may not have caused a disruption in the lunchroom today.”

“Mhmm. Well, since everyone is here, we can start. Detention begins at 5pm sharp and if you aren’t here on time, I do get to tell the principal who will do with you as he will.”

“Sounds sexy.”, the metalhead grins as he sits on top of a desk and crosses his legs. 

“Mr. Munson, I know you’ve heard this many, MANY times but for the new prisoners can you please…shut up.” The boy salutes him as the teacher continues. “The majority of the time, you guys will be here, SILENTLY, doing homework or reading, I really don’t care. Just be quiet. Depending on what is going on that day this week we may help out with things. The theater kids have a play on Friday and need help with the sets. As I’m sure Mr. Harrington knows, there’s also a game so the pep squad may need stuff set up.”

“Other than that, let’s just shut up and get through the week, okay?”

The first twenty minutes go by extremely slow as you try to focus on the homework in front of you. After a while, you felt someone watching, turning your head to see Steve staring at you. Something in those admittedly gorgeous brown irises sent a tingle through your body. It felt like he was trying to read you with the little information he had in front of him. 

You jumped as a loud beeping echoed through the room and a small devious smile spread across his face. 

“Shit.” The teacher pulled his beeper off his belt, furrowing his eyebrows anxiously. “That’s my wife. I’m going to make a quick call but if I come back and I catch you all talking or fucking around…” He points at the metalhead accusingly as he runs out the door. 

“Jesus Christ. I thought he would never leave.” Eddie sighed as he got up and slid into the desk in front of Steve reaching out to high five him. “Harrington. What are you in for?”

“Fucking Tammie told Ms. Luhrmann I was hiding in the girl’s bathroom.”

“You pervert.”

“It’s not what you think, ok! I left Nancy a note but she never showed up.”

“I told you, man. You need to stay away from those good girls. Speaking of…” Eddie swivels around on the desk to face you. “What are you in for, sweetheart?”

You curl a bit into your body, hoping they’ll just leave you alone. You don’t belong here. This isn’t normal for you. You just wanted to get through the week and never think about this again. 

Two hands, one of them covered in rings, come into your field of view in front of you as they press against your desk. “I asked you something, princess. Don’t be rude now.”

You closed your eyes at the deep tone of his voice. He sounds so sexy…

“She can definitely speak. Talked back to Carol today. It was amazing.”

That grabbed your attention as you turned to look at him. When you yelled at Carol, he wasn’t in the immediate group but he must have been nearby. They were his friends after all. 

“What did that bitch say?” Eddie asked Steve but his eyes never left you. 

“Said she had a fat ass.” The other boy rolls his eyes. 

“And what did you say?” He asks, speaking to you again. 

Your eyes found his before they left to scan you lips, down your curvy body, and back up to your face. 

“Boo!” Eddie shouted as he slammed his palms on the wood in front of you, making you jump again. He and Steve both chuckled as he sauntered away, back to his friend. 

“She commented on the fact that Carol lacks any kind of an ass and then followed that up with the word ‘bitch’.”

“Ooooh, you bad girl. You’re not wrong. That evil little person has nothing behind her. I prefer a girl who has some extra umph you know? Plus, their pussy always tastes the sweetest.”

You exhaled shakily at his words, having only heard or read them in stories. You definitely weren’t a virgin. You had been with men and had boyfriends but none of them ever spoke like Eddie had. They were always extremely shy type guys who had no idea what they were doing on top of you.

“Mr. Munson!” The teacher came back, sighing with his hands in the air. “Really?”

“Sorry, Mr. C. I had a question for the pretty girl but she doesn’t seem to be capable of speech.”

“I don’t blame her when it comes to you.”

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The next day, you became more aware of Eddie and Steve’s presences. You didn’t realize you actually had a couple of classes with Steve and lunch with both he and Eddie. The metalhead’s eyes watched you walk past the Hellfire club table as you tried to ignore him and the other boy constantly turned to glace at you as he ate with his friends. 

At the end of the day, you filed into the detention room, surprised to find both boys already there and seated in the front row, much closer to you than they were yesterday. 

“Ok troublemakers, collect your things, we are headed to the theater room.”

“I believe thespians refer to it as an auditorium, sir.” Eddie replied in a comical voice that made you smile but only Steve caught it.

“Yeah whatever. I don’t care. Just paint and behave. I’ll be right back there watching so no funny business.”

“Can we talk, Warden or is that still a no-no?”

“Yes, Mr. Munson. You can speak as long as you paint.”

You descend to your knees and they both follow suit. Steve reaches over for the paintbrushes but as he leans over towards you, he lifts it out of your grasp and hands it to his friend. 

“Oh, I’m sorry. Did you want something? You gotta ask for it.”, he smiled over at you as he waited. “No? Ok then.”

“Please.”

They froze as he sat back to look you over. “Please what?” He laughs as your face scrunches in disgust. “I don’t know what you want unless you ask me for it.”

“Please, Steve…can I have a brush?”

He nods as he passes it to you and you immediately duck down again to focus on the task in front of you. 

“Your voice is pretty. You should talk more.” Eddie’s eyes remained on the board as he painted. 

“It’s not that she doesn’t want to talk. She just doesn’t want to talk to us.”

You don’t know why but hearing Steve say it like that made you feel bad. It wasn’t exactly that you didn’t WANT to. You just didn’t trust or know them. King Steve was close friends with the people that tortured you daily and Eddie was the resident bad boy your parents warned you to stay away from. They both intimated you greatly not just because of their air of dominance but because you wanted them to wield it on you. 

You wanted them to use you until you or they couldn’t take it anymore and that scared the hell out of you. You were so inexperienced when it came this stuff plus…how do you explain that to someone? Shouldn’t you want to be wined and dined? Yes, you did. You absolutely did but you wanted to be fucked senseless first.

“I do want to talk to you.”

“Then why don’t you?”, Eddie asked.

“You scare me.”

“Well, shit, sweetheart. I’m not a fucking devil worshipper like these asshole people think.”

“It’s not just you and that’s not why.”

“I’ve never made fun of you, Y/N.”

“Oh, hey. She has a name! Steve, you should have told me.”

“Yeah, you never made fun of me but you never stopped them either. You laughed along with them while they picked on me and degraded me in front of the entire school. You’re just as much an asshole as they are.”

“Y/N!”, the teacher hollers from his seat. “As much as I am enjoying watching you tear the king of Hawkins high a new one, I don’t see much painting happening.”

Blinking, you shut your mouth and begin moving the brush again. 

“If you ever talk to me like that again, I don’t care where we are or who is in the room, I will throw you over my knee and punish you. Do you understand me?” You turn to look him, finding his angry eyes penetrating yours. “I said, do you understand me?”

“Steve, come on.” Eddie rolls onto his back as he stares up you. “She doesn’t play like that. Do you? Probably still a virgin.”

“I’m not a virgin.”

“I see. Ok, not a virgin but definitely not a hardcore kind of girl, right? You like the missionary, vanilla, candles by the bed, listening to slow 70s tunes. Am I right?”

“You don’t know me. Jesus, no wonder you two are friends.”

“Oh wow, Eds. Look at her. No, she doesn’t like that at all. I mean, on some nights yeah, but you prefer being told to shut the fuck up and do as your told.”

“N-n-no. I don’t.”

Your answer makes them giggle. “I would not have pictured that. You like being used?”

“Edward Munson! I swear to God. If I have yell at you guys one more time, we are going back to the classroom to sit silently.”

As detention came to a close, the teacher asked if you wouldn’t mind staying a little later to put everything away. You agreed especially since he told the guys they could leave. You needed that space away from them. 

When Steve scolded you, you felt your panties dampen but you meant what you said. He never did anything to keep the popular kids from picking on you. You saw him laugh with them multiple times. Thinking about Eddie asking if you liked being used, had your pussy clenching around nothing as you rubbed your thighs together. You didn’t know enough about him to really form an opinion. The town talked about him a lot and his club he had at school but you two never crossed paths. 

You kept thinking about them as you collected your things and headed down the hallway to leave for the day. Suddenly, a hand covered your mouth as arms lifted you by your waist into a nearby open classroom. 

“Hey, sweetheart. Steve and I wanted us to finish our conversation. Now that that asshole isn’t here, we can!” Your eyes widen as you listen to Eddie speak. His tone light but there’s a strength behind it that frightens (and excites) you. “Now, where did we leave off? Ah, yes. You were just about to tell us if you liked being used.”

Steve lifted his palm from your lips, resting it gently against your throat.  “Please.”

“Nope. We already had that discussion. You have to say what you want to get it.” Eddie sighs as you push back against the man behind you and he quickly tightens his grip on your neck. “Sweetheart, give me a word. Any word you feel like you’ll remember in any…overwhelming situation.” His eyes seductively raked along your body. 

“Vanilla.” You aren’t sure why that’s the first word that came to mind but it was the only thing you could think of as Steve loosened his grip and your head fell back against him. 

“If there’s one thing you are not, baby, it’s vanilla but… that’s fine. If at ANY point during our little talk here you feel unsafe or you want to stop just say that word. Do you understand me?”

“Yes, I understand.”

He steps forward, running his thumb along your bottom lip. “Good girl.”  His fingers trailed down to your shirt, grinning before he roughly ripped it open exposing your bra covered breasts. “Now…I’m only going to ask one more time. Do you…like…being used?”

“I-I-I don’t know. I want t-t-to be.”

His eyes widened in genuine surprise. 

“You said you’re not a virgin, right?”, Steve asked and you shook your head. 

“Aw, Harrington. What she’s telling us is she’s never been fucked properly. Is that right?”

“Yes.”

“Yes what?”

“Yes, Eddie, that’s right.”

The metalhead rolls his eyes in frustration and takes a few steps back. Steve flips you around and slams your upper body down against the desk, reaching around to unbutton your pants as he pulls them below your ass. You hear the sound of a lighter being closed before the echo of his palm slapping your skin reverberates through the room. 

As a handcuff belt buckle places itself in front of you, the smell of smoke fills the air. 

“Sweetheart, this would go a lot smoother if you just listened and did as you were told.” He bent down on his heels so his face was level with your own. “Yes. What?”

“Yes, Eddie, I’ve never been fucked properly.”

“That’s better.”

Steve’s hand moves to hold your face flat to the wood and your arms reach to claw in front of you. You whine as he spanks you again. “Stop moving!”

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m…” Your apology trails off as the tears start to fall down your cheeks. 

Eddie balances the cigarette between his fingers as he runs his thumb under your eye. The gesture was sweet in contrast and he noticed you begin to settle. His eyes flicked above you and a few moments pass before Steve slides his hand off your head to between your shoulder blades. 

“You said you were afraid of us. Why?”

When you don’t immediately answer he sighs and the other boy delivers two hard slaps to your bottom. Instead of pushing back or fighting underneath the weight of his palm holding you down, you laid still, accepting it. The only movements you made were with your face as you winced at the feeling.

“Why?”, he repeats. 

“Be-be-because of… how you m-m-make me feel.”, you whisper. 

“Did you hear that, Stevie?”, Eddie smirked up at him.

“Just barely but yeah. Y/N, I was there when you shouted at Carol, remember? I know you can speak louder than that.”

Your face scrunched at his words and the metalhead held his chest as he laughed.  “It kills you doesn’t it, princess? To both hate someone AND want them at the same time.”

Suddenly, you felt yourself being lifted as Steve tugged on your shirt and adjusted you so you were facing him again. “You hate me, Y/N?”

When you took too long, his fingers pinched your cheeks roughly as he tilted forward till his nose was touching yours. “I asked you a question. You fucking answer! Do you hate me?!”

“Yes! You fucking asshole! I hate you!” You defiantly glared at him as you screamed at him. 

“His friends kind of suck. They don’t even know about me. Do they, Harrington?” Eddie snuffed out his cigarette, tossing the butt in the garbage. “I mean it’s fine. I don’t care. What I do find fascinating through is this electricity between you two even though you both hate each other.”

“I don’t hate her.” Your eyelids fluttered at his admission. Why did you torture you with his friends if it wasn’t because he didn’t like you? “If I hated her, I wouldn’t want to make her cum right now.”

Eddie pressed himself to your side as his lips hovered over your ear. “Has anyone ever made you cum before?”

You couldn’t tear your eyes from Steves and you didn’t even both trying. “No. No one has ever made cum.”

“Good girl. See? She’s learning. I knew you were smart.” Eddie’s palm slid along your shoulder, bringing your bra strap down your arm. His fingers, almost delicately, freed one of your breasts from its confine and you panted out a silent moan as the pad of his thumb grazed your nipple. 

“Do you want Steve here to make you cum?”

You couldn’t help it. Your hand wrapped around the back of the other boy’s neck as you brought his lips to yours. The first thing you noticed was how delicious he tasted. You felt like you could orgasm just from this alone. His hands remained still against your hips except for the little twitch of his fingers when your mouths connected. 

Your bliss was short lived as a hand abruptly clung to your neck and violently shoved your back flat to the desk. 

“Did I ask you if you wanted to fucking kiss him?!” You trembled as Eddie angrily shouted in your face. His gripped tightened against your neck for a brief moment before he let go and you turned to the side as you gasped for air. 

“Munson.” The metalhead glanced at Steve realizing quickly the man was gone. His eyes were black with lust and need, practically hyperventilating as his hands dug into your meaty hips. “Jesus fucking Christ. Fine. She said she wanted to be used. I guess we’re doing it this way since someone can’t fucking listen.”

Steve hastily unbuckled his belt, pushing down his pants just enough to free his cock before spitting in his hand and stroking it along his length. You gasped as he breached your entrance, giving you no time to adjust to the size of him as he stretched you open. He was much bigger than anyone you had every been with and you cried out as you reached out into the air, grazing your hand along Eddie’s shirt as you grabbed the fabric. 

“How does she feel, Harrington?”

The man’s grunts filled the room as he slammed his hips into yours. “So, fucking tight. My god.” He slowed his pace as he craned his neck to watch between your legs as his dick disappeared inside of you. 

As you continued to moan, you focused on Eddie as he unzipped his pants and pulled out his own cock, pumping it with his fist. “Open your mouth, princess.” You did as you were told as his fingers tangled in your hair, pushing you lips to length. “Good girl. Fuck me…” His teeth bit into his bottom lip as he slowly thrust hips. 

The feeling of you moaning around him causes him to wipe his head towards Steve, watching as the boy pressed rapid circles into your clit. With both of them inside of you, you were quickly hurtling toward that ledge. 

“Yes, pretty girl. Take it. Fuck…your mouth feels amazing.” 

Both boys thrust into at a fast pace, Steve slamming his hips into yours so hard the desk underneath you began to shake. You started to gag and gurgle around Eddie’s cock. 

“Wh-what, baby? You gonna cum? That’s right. Just let go and feel it.”

He pulled himself out from between your lips, continuing to pump himself as he watched you. Your body shook as your back arched and you came.

Steve murmured obscenities under his breath as your pussy clenched around him. 

“God damn. That was so fucking sexy.” The metalhead shoved his cock back into your mouth as they both chased their highs.  

Steve came first, pulling out of you just as he released ropes of his seed on to your stomach. Eddie soon followed, holding your head in his firm grip as he came down your throat.

You laid flat against the desk, staring up at the ceiling as you tried to catch your breath. As you heard them pull up their pants, you half expected them to leave you there having got what they wanted but were startled when you felt a napkin being run along your stomach. 

“Geez. Always so jumpy.” Eddie gripped your arm as he helped you sit up so he could adjust your bra and shirt. “Shit.” You followed his eyes realizing what he did; that when he tore open your shirt a lot of the buttons flew off with it. On impulse you covered your chest with your arms as you tried thinking of excuses to give your mom when you got home. 

While his face furrowed in thought, Steve lifted you off the desk and guided your pants up your legs before buttoning them back up. 

“I got it.”, the metalhead snapped his fingers as he tugged his shirt over his head. Gently, he removed your blouse, handing it the other boy before throwing his own over your head. He smiled in triumph at himself as he walked around you both towards the student desks and put on his leather jacket. 

“Do you drive here or…?”, Steve asked. 

“Yeah, my car is out front.”

“Good. Come on. We’ll walk with you.”

As they started to head for the door, you reached for Eddie’s arm, turning him around, and yanked him to your body as you leaned up to kiss him. It startled him at first but after moment he keened into it as his hands cupped your cheeks. He definitely tasted different than Steve but you still wanted more. You could kiss him all night if he let you. 

After pulling away, you pushed past them and headed for the parking lot, feeling their eyes watch you as they followed. When you guys got to the parking lot, you were thankful for the slight breeze as it cooled your still somewhat sweaty skin. 

There were only three cars remaining; yours, the BMW you assumed was Steve’s, and Eddie’s van. Steve reached across you, cutting you off as he opened the vehicle door for you. You paused for a moment before turning to look at them. You weren’t sure what you were expecting but the soft eyes that looked back at you were completely different than what you had experienced these last two days. 

You wanted to say something but weren’t sure what. Thankfully, they understood as Eddie stepped forward, placing his hand on your shoulder as he guided you into your car. 

“See you tomorrow, sweetheart.”

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@sidthedollface2 @luna-munson83 @devilinthepalemoonlite @corrodedcorpses

[gingerjunhan]

xdinary heroes and the little things

word count: 1097 | pronouns used: none | genre: fluff, established relationship | cws: none!, if I missed something lmk

goo gunil

Gunil loves when the two of you are out together and you say something along the lines of “let’s go home”

the idea of you both going to the same place, and you thinking of it as “home” warms his heart

It was rather late in the evening, and you and Gunil were on your way home after visiting your family. It had been a long day, and you were finally ready to wind down and relax.

“Gunil?” You asked him, breaking the comfortable silence in the car.

“Yes my love?”

“When we get home, can we watch a movie?”

Gunil’s heart felt like it stopped. Home? The two of you didn’t even live together- you were just spending the night in the dorm- and yet you considered it “home.”

“Y-Yeah,” he stuttered as he snapped out of his blush-inducing thoughts. “We can watch a movie. What do you want to watch?”

You thought about it for a second. “I don’t know, I’m just in the mood to watch a movie. When we get home we can decide together.”

Gunil smiled wide, “Sounds great.”

kim jungsu

Jungsu gives me that vibe that he has a very long, multi-step skincare routine

self care is very important to Jungsu, so he would love to be able to spend that designated, relaxing time with you every day

“Can you pass me the moisturizer please, Jungsu?”

“Of course.”

Jungsu passed you your moisturizer and then began to wash the face wash off of his face. Once he had removed the suds from his skin, he turned your way again. “Can you pass the moisturizer back over here when you’re done please?”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got it.” You dipped your finger into the moisturizer container and quickly dotted it over his cheeks before rubbing it in, squishing his cheeks in the process, causing you both to laugh.

“I can do it myself,” Jungsu insisted with a laugh.

“No no, don’t worry,” you joked. “This is what partners are for.”

kwak jiseok

seeing your toothbrush next to his is quite literally one of the things that gets Jiseok out of bed in the mornings

it’s just so domestic and sweet :(

a gentle reminder that you’re still here with him

Jiseok yawned as he looked in the mirror. His hair was a disheveled mess, and there was still sleep in his eyes. He reached for his toothbrush, almost accidentally picking up yours instead. He stopped, his hand hovering in the air above both of your toothbrushes. This was a new thing, you keeping a toothbrush at his place. You’ve been staying over so often that you decided that it would be a smart thing to do. Suddenly, you appeared in the door.

“Good morning.”

“Good morning,” he responded back, quickly picking up his own toothbrush. “I almost used your toothbrush again.”

You chuckled. “Again? This is the second time this week.”

Jiseok began to brush his teeth, and you did the same. The two of you made eye contact in the mirror, and you smiled at him the best you could. He returned the favor, knowing instantly that he wanted to do this with you every morning from now on.

oh seungmin

Seungmin’s heart practically skips a beat when he learns that you use his shampoo while he’s away

he finds it so sweet that you find that much comfort in the smallest details about him

The two of you were laying in bed together, about to call it a night. Seungmin has you pulled tightly to his chest. He takes a deep breath in.

“You smell nice,” he announces into the darkness of the bedroom.

“Thank you, I used your shampoo.”

Seungmin pulls away from you slightly, looking down at you now. “You what?”

“I used your shampoo,” you told him again.

“Why?”

“I missed you today,” you admitted to him, holding him tighter. “And you always smell so nice, so I used your shampoo because it smells like you.”

Seungmin swears his heart just melted. He holds you close again, taking another deep breath.

“Do you use my shampoo often?”

“Sometimes. Mostly when you’re gone for a long time.”

Seungmin smiled into the darkness of the room. “Then I’ll start buying bigger bottles.”

han hyeongjun

cooking meals together is a !must! with Hyeongjun

whenever you two spend evenings together, you always bring new recipes to try

“Jun, how many eggs do these brownies call for?”

“Two,” replies simply as he reads through the recipe. He slides you the egg carton and you start to crack the eggs into your batter. As you do that, Hyeongjun busies himself with measuring out any of the dry ingredients you still need.

It wasn’t long until your brownies were in the oven, and now it was time for the waiting game. You had both finished cleaning up, and now you were perched on top of the counter.

“How much longer?” You whined. Hyeongjun chuckled at you.

“About 15 more minutes.” He approached where you sat atop the counter, and you wrapped your arms around him. The sweet smell of brownies filled the kitchen while he basked in your embrace.

lee jooyeon

Jooyeon loves grocery shopping!!

it’s so simple but he thinks it’s so fun

“Okay,” you began. “We still need to find the peanut butter.”

Jooyeon groaned. “I swear we’ve walked up and down every aisle in this store! Where could it be?”

“I don’t know. It’s typically pretty easy to find.”

As you both made your way through the store again, Jooyeon had an idea. “Can we race to find it?”

“What?”

“You go one way, I go the other,” he proposed. “First to find the peanut butter wins.”

You laughed at his antics. He always found ways to make the most simple tasks interesting.

“Sure. We can race for it.” Jooyeon’s face lit up.

“Okay, first one to the peanut butter wins. Ready?” You both took your stances. “Set? …GO!” You both took off through the store, trying not to get caught by the workers. No matter where you looked, the peanut butter was nowhere to be found. Minutes went by as you mindlessly went from aisle to aisle. Suddenly a voice stopped your search.

“I found it!” It was Jooyeon, holding up a jar of peanut butter at the end of your aisle. “There was a corner of the store we missed!” You let out a sigh of defeat as Jooyeon jogged up to you. “Do I get a reward as the winner?” He smirked.

You rolled your eyes, “Fine.” You gave him a kiss on the cheek. “Now let’s go check out.”

[jackals-ships]

JACKAL I must apologize I was like I WILL GO CHECK F/O LIST because I am not 100% sure which bot you ship with (<- did not care about robots until suddenly I cared A LOT) though I thiiink it's Megatron bUT sorry if I'm wrong fkdjashkj BUT BEARING IN MIND I HAVEN'T FINISHED S1...I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SHIP(S) 👀 and perhaps read fic at some point if you are able to find it @goldenworldsabound

(<- did not care about robots until suddenly I cared A LOT) IS AN ENTIRE MOOD THO HFKF tfp is like some sleeper cell activation code i SWEAR,,, + ur all good !! i gotta fiddle w my f/o list a lil and then repost it bc i kept meaning to make minor changes an then forgor,

BUT ANYWAYS YES !!! he's also, hilariously, one of the f/os i have a physical lil guy of despite being not on my radar as long as like garrus hf

also a read more bc i woke up Rambly today <3

he gets to sit with the ponies :} bc he canonically likes mlp at least according to the lil ask Megatron bit + there was a whole comics crossover (2 I think actually?)

breakdown + knockout are also My Besties they started out as like kinda baby crushes <- local aro can't tell the difference between Feelings even in fiction more at 11 [lighthearted] before megs came for my braincell with the fuckin. steel chair HFJ so seeing you go 👀🥰 at knocks i was like FUCK YEAH LETS GOO !!! im dropping into his work station from the ships vents like oooo someone's got a cruuuuush ooooo you wanna be all (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）don't u knocks- (jackal is once again banned from the nemesis)

okay okay but; i rlly only have one fic Finished and luckily had the foresight to post it to AO3. it's a lil older so not totally in character + canon but still silly and cute hjfkd

NOW GETTING INTO MY RED STRING TERRITORY-

when i get into something with a lot of continuities i tend to kinda? squish em together? or take bits and pieces going >:3 my city now, so the jackal x megatron ship is Primarily TFP but ive also absconded with fun movie details (like megs being i think it was 30? 40 ft tall? Fuck Huge,,,,) and also bits of comics lore/designs (holomatter is an interesting concept and im chewing on Meg's as we speak. gnawing on his arm even-)

but regardless this ship is totally my Slice Of Life Comedy Hour Chill LoFi Beats type of ship HKF like im a sucker for darker stuff higher stakes but i think this one has 0 stakes

like. like jackal and megatron literally met because jackal enjoys long walks on the beach exploring places Away from the city and Generally Away From Ppl to just sorta vibe. and ofc the normal thing to do when coming across a Definitely Alien And If Not Alien Then Like Secret Government Ship is to walk away. NOT wander ur happy lil ass inside like :0 yooooo what do These buttons do

and then when you get kicked out instead of getting squished like the bug you shouldn't come back via the air vents. again. and again and again and AGAIN and AG- until the local alien warlord gives in and is like "yeah okay this is my life now ig???" (soundwave was totally helping them btw. he likes drama 😌 and also has his own human hi adri so he can't say shit-) (also I've never decided on the Actual number of times they break it, in my brain it keeps slowly going up jus bc I find the concept SO funny. pov you're an alien warlord worried you got alien rodents and oh no NVM it's the human again. FUCK-)

it's absolutely the slowest burn too bc Meg's Refuses to admit that he has a crush on the weird squishy thing that keeps breaking in (until he's decided they're dating. and doesn't bother mentioning this) while jackals just 🥰 hehehoho big robot friend who calls me scraplet and sweetspark and sometimes puppy 🥰🥰🥰 also threatened to kill any mech who was mean to me 🤔🤔 weird. aaanyways

THERE'S ALSO a running joke in my head of that "what do you have?" "A KNIFE" "NO-" but it's jackal running off with energon bc you can't SHOW ME a cool liquid and have me NOT want to drink it !! Just a sippy. jus a lil- we'll have the hospital on speed dial pleeeeaaaase-😭

anyways tldr jackal megatron is "I'm not trapped with him he's trapped with me yaaaay :D" and "robot google; weird fuzzy feeling in spark?? how to remove weird fuzzy feeling?? robot google human exterminator near me-"

[miscklaire]

Uncomfortable fact was discovered at the game table today when I found out that worms aren't bugs

And I'm like but if not bug why bug seeming??? An argument was made that bugs Crunch and worms have no exoskeleton (extra uncomfortable fact: worms don't shed. Don't know what I thought they did before I knew that but now I know Too Much) my response: Caterpillars???? Soft squishy more than 6 legs??? But is a bug???? And was informed that the larval stage of an insect can still be an insect, as "baby humans are still humans"

But see baby humans don't change in number of limbs by dissolving into goo first

Also counter argument that I've just thought of: centipedes and millipedes and SPIDERS. I would call them bugs. They have Bug Vibes. Are not insects. Hmm?

[shopwitchvamp]

Ok, so who all wants to see some ancient designs?? Thought this might be fun since there's so many new people around lately, and even the not-so-new people may not know about these! Here's the first 3 skaters I ever made, back when I was still Syppah's Cute Creations mainly doing amigurumi crochet:

Creepy Eyes is a true OG that's been around since about July 2015! It isn't very popular on skaters or joggers since I stopped doing cons, but it's still going strong as midis and maxis. I've also used the pattern on eyeglass cloths, face masks, scrunchies, tights, zipper bags, and more. I don't think I'll ever fully retire it, haha. The other two up there are Rainbow Narwhals and Cute Eyes (original light pink version below, got the hot pink version above as a misprint afterwards).

The next ones I got that no longer exist were Rainbow Candy, Double Rainbow Candy, and Happy Bees:

tiny prehistoric pics because i can only find them in my old old etsy's sales history, haha As you can see, besides Creepy Eyes the vibes were incredibly different. I wanted to make clothing that could go alongside my ˜”*°•.★·.·´¯`·.·★𝓀𝒶𝓌𝒶𝒾𝒾 𝒶𝓂𝒾𝑔𝓊𝓇𝓊𝓂𝒾 𝓅𝓁𝓊𝓈𝒽𝒾𝑒𝓈★·.·´¯`·.·★.•°*”˜ even though my personal style and fashion interests were/are much more goth. That leaked through again with the Guro Guts skirt next.

The first ever Guro Guts skirt was made just in time for Halloween 2015 In 2016, plushies were still my main focus and for a number of health reasons I was essentially dead that whole year. I don't think I added any new skirts at all..

The next big addition to my skirts was in April 2017 with this set:

Demon Summoning and Vampire Night have survived until this day. Good Medicine on the top left was only made in this colorway for a short time before I switched to a purple & pink version that I also kawaii'd up. Vaporwave and Angel Summoning are both pretty much defunct as of 2021.

2017 Blue/Red Good Medicine, 2018(2019?) Purple/Pink Good Medicine. Both are discontinued

In late 2017, I separated out my clothing shop from my crochet shop and started going all-in on a more goth leaning aesthetic. Witch Vamp (originally "Witch Vampire") was truly born. A lot of designs from that time are ones you'll still recognize today

The only other one that's pretty much gone these days is Rainbow Galaxy. I used to have it in skaters and joggers, but it's another one that wasn't as popular online as it was at cons. They're also like A Lot especially for my generally goth-ish shop

Rainbow Galaxy Skater (designed in 2017), Rainbow Galaxy Joggers (2018 or 2019.. unsure, haha) I last ran preorders with Rainbow Galaxy in 2021, but I don't think I got many orders. I've just let them fizzle out since then. But the skirt semi-lives on in the glorious mistake that is the Bomb Pop Skater

Originally I had 3 of these because a few Rainbow Galaxy Skaters got printed without any yellow. But like, what a good mistake! Since then I've ordered them this way on purpose. EDIT: Another discontinued skirt was the Black Widow's Web. Idk even when I made it first. 2018? But it died in 2021.

Next casualties, between 2020-2022 I discontinued a few more joggers due to slow sales:

Astrology Joggers, Creepy Eyes Joggers, Dark Galaxy Joggers (actually the 2nd version. V1 was a bit too.... phallic with the goo drips lmao) So after that, I think the main casualties have been *item types* rather than designs. I've dropped a lot of things (lanyards, zipper bags, wallets, all-over-print tshirts, tights, pvc charm keychains, and soon enamel pins) because they were great for cons, but don't really sell online. Or because they became obsolete (skirts w/out pockets).

It's been a long journey! And if you go all the way back to my crocheting days, I've been at this whole "self-employed" thing since the day I turned 18 in 2008 and was able to open up an Etsy shop (had other jobs too back then tho, like I was a pharmacy tech for 2 1/2 years). Hope you all enjoy seeing these designs from the old days and learning more Witch Vamp lore!!!

[a-shrieking-cloud-of-bats]

I am here to Post

(check in post)

still nothing particularly impressive to show off but I'm still largely tripping over pieces of social media styled expectations for creativity so it's not that surprising; I Will probably have something next time (but it's nothing artsy it's a video game feat of strength I've been working on for a while and honestly a pretty mediocre one don't get too excited)

at any rate I have been waiting for the new rimworld expansion ( Anomaly ) with bated breath and the book of hours expansion is drawing my eye quite a lot lately too (though it seems to be farther out)

weird SCP facility colony builder sim is within reach; it remains to be see if it is executed well

it's a fun concept so it's a pity to see it's essentially ended the honeymoon the playerbase had with rimworld; a lot of people are not really interested in it it seems

besides that I've fufilled my contractual obligation to buy a survivors-like every six months or so and grabbed god of weapons; I dunno if it beats halls of torment for me specifically but if you're heavy into the inventory tetris thing it may be Your Game Of The Genre

(I also got backpack hero with it, it's a similar inventory tetris focused slay the spire iteration and it's also good, very similar, but different game structure, namely it's slay the spire instead of vampire survivors big surprise I know)

and since this is The Check In Post Where I Talk About Video Games; I'm just going to link some games I just sorta thought seemed notable while browsing the "new" tab on steam so you don't have to wade through all the hentai games yourself; I know very little about any of these and it's strictly a "hey this game is new and doesn't seem to have gotten a lot of attention"

Auto Forge (terraria + factorio; though a lot of people note it's really more of a 2D factorio)

From Glory to Goo (RTS about holding a position against goo monsters; nothing really exceptionally weird about this I just thought it looked like a solid viddy game)

QUIT TODAY (beat em up with a newgrounds visual style)

Bones Cafe (a plate up esque game with automation in the form of ressurecting skeletons to work for you; you can also butcher and make food out of the customers, despite what this all sounds like it's very cute)

Concrete Visions (token This Game Looked Weird And It Drew My Eye game; to be honest the entire thing is sort've giving me a weird vibe with this website toting a developer review from a website that I've never heard of so do with that what you will I guess

it all feels a little money launder-ey I guess is what I'm saying but I Am Mentally Ill so please don't take that as case of this being well founded or even logical as I was doing this in the wee hours of the morning)

that is that for now

ta ta for now internet

[kandisheek]

FIC REC WEEK 34 – TONY AND THE BOTS

SERIES: Best Bot Dum-E by rebelmeg

Pairing: Pepper/Tony Rating: G Words: 7,400 Tags: Precious Dum-E, Fluff and Humor, Tony's Robot Family

Reasons why I love it: This series is the pinnacle of adorable robot shenanigans. Seriously, if you need good vibes injected straight into your veins, look no further. Every single fic in here is funny, fluffy and heart-warming to the max. I love them so much, and I bet these stories will make you just as happy as they make me!

This series consists of:

Dum-E's Inner Hairdresser

Pairing: Pepper/Tony Rating: G Words: 938 Tags: Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Hair Braiding, Hairdresser Dum-E

Summary: Dum-E learns a lot of things by observing and inquiring, and watching Pepper braid her hair inspires one such occasion.

Reasons why I love it: This is the cutest fucking thing, oh my god, my heart is a puddle of goo on the floor. I love the relationship between Dum-E and Pepper here, and that hint of Pepperoni at the end is adorable as well. Just all around good vibes, in case you need them today.

Dum-E's Shrine

Pairing: Pepper/Tony Rating: G Words: 1,198 Tags: Dum-E Ships It, Pictures, Tooth-Rotting Fluff

Summary: Over the years, Dum-E has picked up some pretty human behaviors, such as protectiveness towards Tony and fondness towards other people and bots. He's also picked up some interesting quirks, and once he understands the relationship between Pepper and Tony, he takes it upon himself to express his bot-ly happiness.

Reasons why I love it: Dum-E continues to be the best boy, he's so sweet. And my heart melts every time he asks for pets like a little puppy dog. This fic makes me so happy, and I bet it'll do the same for you!

Cheers

Pairing: Pepper/Tony Rating: G Words: 644 Tags: Raise Your Glass, Tony's Robot Family, Tooth-Rotting Fluff

Summary: Dum-E picks up a lot of things from his humans, some of them helpful, some of them not-so-helpful. And some of them are mostly just cute. Set after Avengers, when Bruce has moved into the tower to participate in the joy that is Tony's R&D department Candyland.

Reasons why I love it: Yeees, Bruce, join the family! This whole conversation is so much fun, and Tony getting flustered is always lovely to see. I'm still smiling as I write this, this series just makes me so happy.

Best Bot Dum-E: Bedtime Enthusiast

Pairing: Pepper/Tony Rating: G Words: 1,075 Tags: MIT Bros, Dum-E Shenanigans, Banter

Summary: Dum-e is a very good helper bot. Steve witnesses him being helpful in an unexpected way. Tony will probably have a few small bruises...

Reasons why I love it: This is certainly a unique approach to battling Tony's insomnia, my god. The mental image of this scene is so fucking funny, and having it told through Steve's incredulous eyes makes it even better. I love this one so much!

Got Your Nose!

Pairing: Pepper/Tony Rating: G Words: 2,751 Tags: Spontaneous Baby Acquisition, Dum-E POV, Shenanigans

Summary: Dum-E is intrigued by the game Ton-E is playing with the miscellaneous smol child that is hanging out with him in the workshop.

Reasons why I love it: Watching this whole thing play out in Dum-E's alternative vocabulary is so much fun. And all of the Avengers humoring Dum-E in his attemps to learn a new game is so sweet – despite the broken noses and black eyes. Definitely check this one out, it's hilarious.

Accidental Alpaca Acquisition

Pairing: Pepper/Tony Rating: G Words: 794 Tags: Tony Can't Say No, Dum-E Wants a Pet, Pepper is Resigned

Summary: The story of how the amazing duo of Dum-E the Disaster Bot and Gerald the Chaos Alpaca came to be.

Reasons why I love it: The dialogue in this one is perfection, just one banger line after the other. I would quote the entire fic at you if I could, but I guess you'll just have to read it for yourself. And while you're at it, read the rest of the series too, because it's amazing!

[theodoradevlin]

10 songs & 10 names tag

I got tagged by some babes today 🔥

@localravenclaw, @esolean, &@valyrra thanks for the tag loves 😘Your playlists were feeding us all of the vibes!

the rules: list 10 songs with 10 names in the titles that you like and then tag 10 other people (this one is absolutely optional)

Adam's Song - Blink 182

Angela - Lumineers

Eleanor Rigby- The Beatles

For Emma - Bon Iver

Helena - My Chemical Romance

Jenny Was A Friend of Mine - The Killers

Lolita - Lana Del Ray

Aurora - Daisy Jones

Iris - Goo Goo Dolls

Persephone - Tamino

And here are just some more i'm jamming to just because angsty, smexy vibes:

Cut Deep - Matt Maeson

Holding on to Hell - Gin Wigmore

We Have it All - Pim Stones

Movement - Hozier

Love Lockdown - Glass Animals

Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea - Missio

Ode to A Conversation Stuck In Your Throat - Del Water Gap

The Pines - Roses & Revolutions

Torches - The Oh Hellos

Hearts a Mess - Gotye

TAGGING ERRRRYY BODDYYY <333

[gorjee-art]

Sending you 6. as a form of torture

6: say three things nice about yourself! (three physical, three non-physical)

ugh.... I'll kill you dude you know me too well... let's see... Physical - - On my good days, I think I look like a 1940s noir Femme Fatale, I've always wanted to be a heartthrob ever since I was a tiny splotch, so sometimes I do catch myself admiring myself in the mirror. - Apparently, I have been told I have a very soothing voice. I don't get the appeal, but it's been said it has a very "Girl Next Door" vibe, and due to endless praise and goo-goo eyes from my fiance, it's getting...harder by the day to deny that my voice has power. - I have siren eyes! Not gonna lie, I love that feature about me, I have a weird hazel/blue (teal?) eye color with a golden ring in the center, so I think my eyes are just generally really pretty.

Non-Physical - - I like to think I'm funny, ...that's it, that's the joke.

- I feel I have good self-discipline, I've always struggled with sitting myself down and just doing something, and I still struggle with it today sometimes, but regardless, whenever something needs to be done I'll do it, even if I really...really...really am feeling lazy that day. In short, I've gone a really long way from my teen days. - I'm great at improvising! When my friends and I are stuck in a bit, laughing our butts off at a joke we made. They have to be the ones that have to stop me or else the joke will never end. I get really caught up in a character, and they realize just how nuts I am. Win-win.

[onedramaatatime]

My goblin monkey brain gets bored and/or distracted too easily watching dramas, like I've been in situations where I say I soooo love a drama after watching two or five episodes of it and then gets too busy to continue and/or my monkey brain can't be bothered to pick up anymore

So it's considered a big success for me when i can cling and am still interested in a drama for 10 episodes continuously and not only looking for its spoilers on tumblr lol

List of dramas I've either dropped out of drained brain juice and/or not enough time and/or just can't be bothered, in no particular order (some not listed here are the ones i forgot that i watched and then dropped lol)

1. Joseon Attorney (im sorry Woo Do Hwan i loved you in The King and Mad Dog 🥺)

2. Tell Me That You Love Me (plsss i loved the first two episodes sm and then i couldn't be bothered to continue it idek don't ask)

3. Call It Love (i uhh...i love the lethargic vibe but my brain couldn't brain the gloom)

4. Dr. Romantic 3 (okay i didn't drop this completely. It took me a while to watch it again. I did it for Kim Min Jae yh)

5. Vincenzo (idk why)

6. A Shop for Killers (look i watched this until ep6 and then my brain juice decided to say goodbye to me)

7. Moving (look i loved this one. But i very nearly dropped it for good after that one hiatus and then my sister got me to finish it with her) (just a little disappointed Kang Hoon was still alone in the end)

8. Tomorrow (im sorry Rowoon my brain juice couldn't be bothered idk i think it's got to do with the momentum. I kept looking up Joong Gil and Goo Ryeon spoilers tho lol)

9. Poong, The Joseon Psychiatrist (i didn't finish season 2. Or maybe i didn't even pay attention to season 2 i can't remember what happens in that season lmao. I just wanted the two mains to be happy)

10. Today's Webtoon (sorry Sejeong-ah i love you in BP and Busted)

11. Lovers of the Red Sky (the momentum. Yh I'm pretty sure it's because of that. I love both of the leads in other dramas)

12. Daily Dose of Sunshine. (Too sad. Hits too close to home)

This list goes back to 2021. Doesn't mean i watched all the rest of the dramas that i didn't list lol

[stackthedeck]

Peter Parker should be a cat if you're still doing the wip thing?

I'm always down to talk about my wips! I promise this one is coming soon. So I was inspired by @waterme-stories fantastic fic frisky business and then I read The Merc with a Beak which is a similar vibe and then found a couple other fics where Peter turns into a cat and I was like fuck I have to get in on this! But like what's the point of having all these cat fics if Felicia Hardy The Black Cat doesn't get in on it!

Basically the idea here is that Felicia and Peter have a fight where Peter says some nasty shit and then later gets cursed to be a cat (for seemingly unrelated reasons, but they are in fact related). Felicia breaks into Peter's apartment to get her stuff back, but finds cat Peter without a food or water bowl and she's horrified that Peter is neglecting this poor kitten so she steals him. Through Peter being accidentally invited into Felicia's home and seeing her at her most unguarded, a causal intimacy that Peter hasn't been given until this moment, his very black and white morality cracks and he slowly falls in love with the less manicured, imperfect, fully human Felicia Hardy. Suddenly she's not just a femme fatale super villain that he has to fix, but a person with a complex worldview that has a lot to offer Peter. And then he, still a cat, curls up on her lap and apologizes mentally because he can't talk, maybe makes peace with just being her cat forever because he just wants to be near her. And then puff no longer a cat and he gets to apologize for real and also explain the whole situation.

anyway here's a snippet

Peter sighs and follows Strange deeper into the Sanctum. Here’s here to fight some spider demons related to the web of the multiverse or something. Honestly, Strange should have just called Julia Carpenter, this is way more her wheelhouse. Strange pushes him through a portal and they fight some eight-legged monsters, but frankly, Peter’s heart isn’t in it. He’s still replaying the details of his fight with Felicia and has been for days now.

Peter caught her stealing from someone’s home, what else was he supposed to do? It’s not the same as museums or stores that have insurance for that type of thing, but even then it’s wrong. She was stealing someone’s personal items, breaking into their private space. How could she put Peter in that kind of position? She can’t use his feelings for her against him, against his ability to do the right thing. Maybe it is time to be…done with the Black Cat.

Strange opens another portal and he and Peter emerge back in the Sanctum Sanctorum covered in demon goo, but ultimately not any worse off than a normal nightly patrol would leave him.

“Well, thanks to you Spider-Man the multiverse is once again put in its rightful balance,” Strange says, “thank you for the assistance.”

“Yeah whatever, call anytime,” Peter mumbles, wiping goo off his mask lens, “hey, don’t suppose you have a shower spell?”

“That would be a gross abuse of my magical powers,” Strange says as a spray of sparkles washes over his body, leaving him miraculously free of demon goo.

Peter sighs deeply, he doesn’t have the energy to fight him on that today. “I’ll just see myself out,” he calls, already turning on his heels and walking back the way he came. Or at least, he thinks it’s the way he came.

“Don’t touch anything!” Strange calls after him, but doesn’t follow to ensure that he doesn’t.

“Don’t touch anything,” Peter mocks in a high-pitched impression of Strange. “I’ll touch all I like, not even paying me or cleaning up the demon guts…”

Peter continues to grumble under his breath as he stalks through the Sanctum, definitely not lost. Eventually, he comes to what he’s pretty sure is the exit and realizes that he hadn’t actually touched anything to spite Strange. He looks around and sees…absolutely nothing of interest. It looks no different than a typical entrance hallway with a doormat, love seat, a creepy mirror with no reflection hanging opposite the door, and...

Wait, that can’t be right. Magic or not, there are laws of physics and the rules of the universe dictate mirrors reflect light. Peter steps closer, peering at the glass that reflects everything except him. He moves around, tilting his head, waving his arms, jumping in and out of frame, but there’s nothing. Staring at it, he decides he needs to touch it.

He raises his hand to swipe his finger over the reflection, but before he can, the glass starts to swirl. Peter can almost see his mask reflected in the distortion or maybe that’s his actual face, but either way, he feels sick just looking at it. There’s a flash of silver light and Peter stumbles back, followed by a crash as everything goes dark.

“What the fuck did I say!” Doctor Strange comes running towards him, his voice shaking him back to consciousness. Shit, did Strange get taller? Like way taller?

There are chunks of mirror scattered around his prone body, still reflecting nothing, just flashes of orange and the hideous carpet. Peter tries to get his own two legs beneath him but finds that as he rises, he has four legs beneath him. Oh god, please not the fucking spider thing again. As he looks down, he’s relieved to see that he has just four furry paws, not eight hands and feet. Oh no, that’s worse actually.

“I said not to touch anything,” Strange says, glaring down at him.

I didn’t touch, just looked, Peter means to say, but what comes out is “meow!”

“I accept your apology,” Strange sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.

I don’t have anything to apologize for! You’re busted mirror turned me into a fucking cat!

“Mrowww, meooow!”

“Yes, communicating with magical creatures is just one of the powers of sorcerer supreme,” Strange says, “that’s how I know exactly what you’re saying.”

Stop stroking your ego and fucking fix this!

“Mrrrow.”

“That was a valuable artifact—”

Bill me.

“Meow.”

“—it turns the observer into the form they must take to achieve their deepest desires.”

Fixing the rat problem in my apartment?

“Mew?” 

“Yes, most likely a nap in your case.”

Peter stays silent this time, hoping that Strange will get to the “fixing this” part on his own sweet time. For now, he looks at the shattered pieces of the mirror to find an orange tabby cat staring back at him. He stretches out his hind legs and finds them in working order. The tail is strange but not unwelcome. He’s not colorblind, which is good, but he can’t see in ultraviolet like most cats, so less good. Whatever, this will all be a very funny story one day. MJ always did call him tiger, she’ll get a kick out of this.

“I’ll begin the process of reversing this,” Strange says, “but it will take time and frankly I don’t want you destroying the Sanctum when your more cat-like instincts take over.”

What do you mean by cat-like instincts?

“Wrrrrmmaao?”

“Yes, no need to thank me.” Strange starts doing that thing with his hands, orange light glowing from his fingertips. “You’ve said something about having a cat before, right? I’m sure you two will get along great, back at your place. Hell, you might not even need me if you achieve that great desire.”

Wait, Strange, I don’t own a cat, don’t send me home I’m going to starve to death, I don’t have a pet-friendly landlord, and I’m not going to get my deposit back!

[gingerjunhan]

boyfriend headcannons - goo gunil

☆彡 I felt burnt out after working on an essay all day, so what did I do? Went to my dorm and wrote some more! I’ve seen other blogs do little series like this with groups, so I wanted to give it a try! I hope you all enjoy!

word count: 777 | pronouns used: they/them | genre: fluff, established relationship | cws: reader is called “beautiful,” cringe moments /pos, swearing, mentions of alcohol, mentions of death (in a joking way), my delulu thoughts, all caps, lmk if I missed anything else!

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Gunil strikes me as they type of boyfriend that would try to make your life feel like a rom-com

he definitely strikes me as one of the more romantic ones in the group, but probably in a more goofy way than Jungsu or Seungmin would be (but more on that later)

yes he’s buying you flowers every time he passes a flower stand

yes he leaves those cheesy little notes about how beautiful and perfect you are in your lunch that you take to school or work

yes he reminds you every day that you’re quite literally the light of his life and he wouldn’t be the same person without you

but I truly believe this man can get weird

like, very very strange

in the most endearing way… he’s cringe

let’s unpack that

starting off strong:

“Good morning sunshine!”

some find that cringe, but I’m kicking my feet so 🧍🏻‍♀️

the pet names… oh god the pet names

I know I have a whole fic on this topic already but I feel the need to say more for Gunil

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “sweetums”

“precious”

I’m sorry but he gives me “bubs”/“bubby” vibes

listen I don’t hate that one as much as other people okay hear me out

“angel” probably happens on rare occasions

I could go on

he may be cringe but he is free!

but it’s okay because you totally call him silly names back

you love him no matter what

you know who else loves him?

your parents

he’s shaking hands and being overly friendly, and your parents are eating it up!!!!

let's say you bring him over for dinner:

“You have such a lovely home!”

“Do you need help with anything? I can set the table!”

“The meal was amazing. (Y/N) clearly didn’t get their cooking skills from you!”

“Gunil what the hell-“

the next time your parents invite him over he definitely shows up with dessert, wine, a side dish, something

he 100% gets the parental stamp of approval 👍🏻

okay I’m sorry but we need to talk about Gunil and intimacy keeping it G y’all c’mon now

he :(( is the sweetest :(((( ever :(

he knows he’s strong so he tries to be so gentle with you

if you want him to hold you tight he absolutely will

but Gunil strikes me as a soft intimacy type of guy!!

soft, calming, long hugs

sweet compliments whispered between you during a cuddle secession

cuddle secessions :(

if he doesn’t cuddle with you before bed he literally acts like he’s on the brink of death

gently holding your hand at almost all times

like I’ve said, I think Gunil likes PDA

so he’s got a grip on your hand at all times in public

I also think that Gunil would be the type to wash your hair for you

I’m melting right now

imagine it like,,,, oh my god

Gunil knows you’ve been stressed and he can see how hard you’re working and how much the stress is affecting you so he offers to help you relax

he runs a nice bath for you

lights a few candles

and then if you’re comfortable with it he’s right by your side, absolutely pampering you and washing your hair :(

can we tell that he’s been bias wrecking me really really hard lately? yes? okay

but these gentle moments don’t last forever

he’s you’re hype man all the time every day

“You look so good baby! I love your outfit today! C’mon, give me a spin- OH MY GOSH youlooksogood!”

gives you those hugs where he gets really excited and picks you up and spins you in circles

Gunil definitely gives me the vibe that he would totally put his full body weight on you if you wanted him to

just *plop*

okay okay so we all know how Gunil is the only member of xh who can drive yes?

do you think he like,, does the thing? 🤭 when he puts the car in reverse? 🤭 because guys I think he does 🤭

I’m a firm believer in the fact that Gunil would quite literally be the most perfect man on the face of the earth (totally unbiased opinion!)

he always encourages you to try new things- even if they scare you- and always reach for your goals!!

he’s so supportive and full of love for you and he’s gonna be by your side every step of the way and MAN I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH—

final closing thought but imagine sitting on his lap while he teaches you how to play drums EEE okay I need to stop

[fantasticcloudcreation]

While I have you here let me just say, this has been such an odd and beautiful event. I feel like a caterpillar that's halfway through its goo phase and I'm about to emerge as a butterfly. I feel like I've experienced 20 lifetimes in just the past couple days. I took drugs from strangers today and learned my lesson and lost half a day of music + connection but still had a good time and everything is fine?? Idk.

My only goals for tomorrow: swim in the river, lay on the beach and read, kiss at least one person (thinking about DF but could be someone else if the opportunity presents itself lol)

I love that I have enough little relationships with different people that now I have to use multiple letters to refer to them all on here lmfao like regular D is a significant person in my life but there's another side character DF who has reappeared out here and he's tall and cute; he's working out here so it's been hard to connect but I'm hopeful for tomorrow 😇 also T potentially, ran into him the other day, but he has kinda chaotic vibes idk like very sexy but kind of dangerous ?? Idk. Life is funny. Sorry I'm such a slut for the guys at work. They're all cute and interesting and I can't contain myself. (Wish I could've hung out with KJ more, at this point I think it's unlikely but he's gonna be at my next gig and he's like halfway bossman with that company so idk; hard to have a real friendship/dynamic with someone who's regularly your boss, you know? )

It's been such a weird day. I got drunk earlier thinking I'd just be bopping around all day drinking beer + smoking weed + listening to music, a guy walks into camp selling mushroom chocolate so I heckled him into giving me a bite LMFAO (don't take drugs from strangers) (luckily I've done So Many Drugs and it was Fine but that was 100% not mushrooms, very synthetic; still beautiful visuals and lasted the length of a normal trip but I ended up taking a 3 hour trippy hammock nap instead of all the music I was planning to see) ; eventually it wore off, I wandered around the campgrounds and found a secret party where one of my favorite bands was playing and that revived the night; drank 3 beers within the past couple hours bc I still don't have any herb to smoke and I just wanted to feel normal + relax and the beer is helping but I also wish I could smoke weed;

Anyway now it's 6:15 and I'm gonna have like 3 hours before the sun comes Up and the van gets too hot; beach nap will be a great time. Music tomorrow will be chill and I'm just gonna bring a blanket and camp out by the main stage all day. Life is GOOD man life is so fucking good. Silly little setback today but it's all fine!!!!

[bitchkay]

9. King Rio and the kiddos❤ (#three's a crowd four's a party + the family ☆ series)

bitchkay's 21st birthday event

CW: sweet sweet fluff, in this the elder twins are 18, Halo is 15, Genesis and Theo are 11, Atlas is 10, which makes the younger twins 2, Rio is smitten with you, the kids making fun of Rio for being smitten with you of Rio for being smitten with you💀💀

Word count: 731

☆𝕋𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕖'𝕤 𝕒 𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕕, 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕣'𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕪 + 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!”

“Oh goodness, what's all this!”

You enter the dining room at the time Rio told you to come down only to see the room decorated with balloons and tinsel. Rio with a cake and each one of your beloved children stood with paper(hand drawn on?) party hats.

“Happy birthday, mother,” Your two oldest, Adephagia and Gulliver came to greet you at the door pulling you into the room, each giving you a sweet kiss on the cheek.

“Thank you sweeties, you didn't have to do any of this for me, I've already received more than enough gifts today,” you said as the twins led you to the pair of seats at the head of the table, next to Rio.

“Not from us, you haven't,” Halo perked up.

“And plus, don't look at us for this, blame it all on Dad,” Theo said as Rio rested the cake on the table right in front of you.

“Rio,” you said looking at your cheeky looking husband. “Did you plan this? I thought we were just going to have dinner?”

“I wanted to do something for my special girl, well my first one.”

“Hey!” You push his shoulder playfully.

“You work so hard too, your responsibilities as a queen, a mother, a wife, I don't know how you do it. If you weren't already my wife I would ask to marry you again,” Rio said, smiling so lovingly down at you.

“You're so sweet, I can't get all the credit, you're the one that actually runs this kingdom.”

“Now is not the time to be humble, I'm singing your praises, you should accept them,” Rio said, slinging an arm around your shoulder.

“Alright, thank you baby,” you lean into Rio's side as he kisses your forehead.

“You're welcome, happy birthday Sunbeam♡”

Putting candles on the cake Rio lit them up before everyone sang the birthday songs to you and you blew them out.

“Would you do the honors my love?” Rio said, holding out a knife for you to cut the cake.

“Of course.”

You smiled as you made the first cut of the cake, your children clapping as you do. You plate the first slice sliding it over to your first borns each with a toddler sitting on their lap.

“Wait, mom, it's your birthday, you should take the first slice, Dylan and Eliana can't even eat so much anyway,” Adephagia said, holding a little Eliana as she tried to climb up to reach the cake, Gulliver doing the same with Dylan as you slide a slice over to him as well.

“You're meant to share your slice with your sisters, plus if there's anything I know about my kids is most of them got their fathers appetite especially you two. Even if the babies dont want or can't finish, you guys are probably going to want a second slice, am i right?” You said watching your eldest two lock their mouths shut.

You cut another slice sliding it over to Halo, “I think it's just in my nature to make sure you all are taken care of anyway. I love and appreciate every single one of you guys for wanting to celebrate my birthday, aren't I allowed to share you some cake?”

On the other side of the table facing the twins, Theo leans into Genesis whispering something to her. “Father is making goo goo eyes at her again.”

“You see it too huh?”

And he was.

Rio looked at you like you hung the moon and stars as you gave plates of cake to each of your children at the table all with a smile on his face.

“Dad, stop making that face, you're creeping me out,” Atlas spoke up.

“What?”

“Yeah, I was going to say something but I didn't want to kill your vibe,” Halo said, shaking her head.

“We're holding the product of that look too, cut it,” Gulliver said gesturing towards Dylan and Eliana in his and his sisters lap.

“Bah- wah- guys!” Rio sputters as they gang up on him.

You laugh as you put the last slice in front of you. “Alright guys, leave your dad alone, I'd be more concerned if he wasn't making eyes at me.” You say as you pet Rios head like a wounded dog.

“... we can't leave them alone tonight.”

“‘Phasia!”

“We were all thinking it!”

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One day I'll write the smut scene of the hot wet and creamy birthday sex that resulted in the younger twins being conceived and the reason the older kids joke about not leaving you two alone. One day. One day.