#my two sworn enemies are fungi identification and Marty

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

I'm afraid to ask this but what the fuck is Marty?

*slams hands on table* Marty, dear Anon, is a menace of a robot that was designed as a kind of "helper" to patrol a grocery store and alert the workers to messes so they get picked up so no one falls and sues the company. But it is USELESS and yells at reflections of light off the ground. Or it would call me a hazard while I was just trying to load lemons, and I'd have to stop to press a button to stop him from yelling about hazards. And thats not even getting into how he's SLOW and if I was trying to get one last load of produce on the floor with 10 minutes left in my shift and I got stuck with him blocking my path, it made me want to commit violence. Also it does not help that they stuck these huge googly eyes on this fucker