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idk big hatter
#jervis tetch#jonathan crane#the mad hatter#the scarecrow#hattercrow#jervis always got squashed in the comics#getting manhandled 24/7#thank you btas for making him a tall freak#my tall menace#btas#dcu
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小小悟空。。。baby monkey wukong to me….. (link)
#he was sweet and cute for like 2 days after he was born and then it was just Menace (affectionate) from that point onwards#baby monkey soft and warm…. world harsh and cold#JJTW#black myth wukong#journey to the west#sun wukong#this vid had been in my head for like a week. what a baby#1 apple tall
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Kagamines vertically long ver.
#supposed to be a taller maybe older looking and more slender built version of#my usual blocky rin n len who are close to the ground#i say that but my hc height for them is not truly that short bc some people are out here being under 5 foot unironically#anyway in my head theyre supposed to be more mature and less rowdy in personality but#while drawing it they came out looking even more menacing 🪦#saved as alt. ver.#vocaloid#kagamine len#len kagamine#鏡音レン#kagamine rin#rin kagamine#鏡音リン#edit: fixed typos#my hc for normal rin/len height is 5'2/5'3 whereas the long ver. is like +3 inches except that feels too tall#the kagamines are Short™ to me and i will not be making them look big#if you feel 5'2/5'3 is tall relative to you then think of them as being oversized#built like a 4 something footer but they reach 5foot plus bc of that big ol head#headcanon ramblings#edit 2: dont get me wrong im at the same vertical distance from the ground as my normal kagamine hc heights#im a fellow shortie
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#detroit become human#rk900#gavin reed#honestly while i think its funny people like to portray nines as tall and menacing and i agree#theres something so insanely funny about him being bright white#i think his jacket would blind me to be in a fifteen foot radius even if i wasnt looking at him#i think my eyes would melt if i looked at him in person and it reflected the sun
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Just a little fun detail..



THAT KUDO IS SO SHORT HE TUCKS HIS PANTS IN HIGH BOOTS.
Bruce wears those pants just fine, so he wears normal shoes. But Kudo? Look at how big they are on him. He wears boots almost up to his KNEES just to wear those pants. They're so baggy on him that the middle part for where the crotch goes, it's also almost down to his knees
Guy, where'd you get the pants? Are you just that short? Or did you take them from the long-legged Bruce?
#SHORT KING?#SHORT KING!#such a cute detail#meanwhile if bruce stood up straight hes gonna hit his head on the doorframe#everyones heights compared to each other is always inconsistent from angles and just because and such#but kudo with big pants and tall boots for said pants? never changes#kudo#bruce#yoichi shigaraki#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#no ones brought this up. WHY? ITS CUTEE#it cant be that Bruce is just super tall#yes bruce is really tall and maybe kudo took his pants#but kudo is still short compared to the vault door#yoichi is probably taller than kudo. and yoichi was born with a weak and tiny body#resistance and tall bruce follow around muppet smile short king kudo#the demon lord AFO is afraid of the short guy#and ended up holding him at his death so hes taller than him. kudo is the bigger man to AFO#makes a more menacing memory? the guy you hate and are so scared of is actually taller than you (totally)#in reality he has two thumbs (first pic)#spoilers
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Sareena: MY boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?
Hanzo: punch him in the stomach, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him :)
Kia: Tackle him!
Jataaka: Kick him in the shin!
Bi-Han: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
Later:
Bi-Han: You knew what you were starting when you suggested that.
Hanzo: Don't have the slightest idea of what you're talking about, my dear in-law :)
Bi-Han: >:(
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Again, this works in any scenario, but I had "Be My King" in mind.
#Hanzo prompts unnecessary violent responses knowing damn well the girls will follow suit#the short king had his revenge#short hanzo supremacy!#2 meter tall bi han my beloved#Hanzo being a menace to his in-law and vice versa#Crimson Shadow#Sombra Carmesim#<- I'm so in love with this new ship name!✨️#bi han x sareena#bireena#<- tagging this one just till I can make the new one popular#bi han#mk sareena#hanzo hasashi#mk kia#mk Jataaka#they are in-laws#so by default#subscorp
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— another rebirth.
…this time, by way of a haircut.
#dedicating this sketch to the fact that i was sobbing my eyes out during excision and then they showed crow’s new haircut and i stopped—#—crying for like thirty seconds out of complete shock#and also#yes fenri is just that tall don’t worry about it#6’3 menace of a warlock#ft fen’s shitty apartment and my unwillingness to draw backgrounds properly#destiny 2#crow destiny#crow x guardian#crow x young wolf#oc: fenri#my art#to be entirely honest i am very Not Happy with how this turned out but i am giving up JJFNGNG#and once again to be safe#the final shape spoilers#the final shape
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Ok another thing
#in cannon#ita probably tam#but ik in my heart tam is a short feisty menace#just like Bronte#there is#NO WAY#either of them are tall#😭#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc linh song#kotlc tam song
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you're as bright as the morning, as soft as the rain. pretty as a vine, as sweet as a grape.
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🥡Sun Bleached™️
Act 1: Schism—Beginning--- Previous---Next
#tw:drug mention#simblr#sims 4#ts4#sims 4 story#ts4 story#story:sunbleached#donovan randez#nicolas ishida#i'm happy to continue this honestly. its been a while#will add more thoughts to this its 1am for me rn i might just post now#dons exhausted from a long passion night of watching old horror movies with nick and talking#it’s like 1 in the afternoon they slept in well don did nick didn’t really sleep he was just trying to fall asleep and then the train woke#him up a reminder of hey we got work to do#the context of this text is that Jamie went on a date with her boyfriend and he orders some weirdly tall fastfoood meal and they shared it#think of them bloodmaries with a whole damn chicken on a stick in the glass like some extra shit#oh my god I forgot to mention those two are gonna go jump someone over a bike them babies violent#that kid deserves it though be a menace
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had to crop but... what if... being a warg/skinchanger also made u a little monstrous.
#asoiaf#asoiaf oc#hiisi hornwood#hiisi#valyrianscrolls#would u bark for her#if u wanna see the full one just tell me ill send it#my art#YES its hte falin pose lol#the evil shit this woman is doing in the woods of hornwood man...#like ENOUGH is happening there!!! stop making it WORSE#pov ur weird offputting girlfriend gets really hairy sharp and tall and now decides when cuddling ends#shes a MENACE to her polycule
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How the f-word does he play a trombone.
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Someone keep me away from the music video I just found several things I want to aggressively point at and perhaps be incoherent over.
#im not getting into this righy now it is too late for me to be getting into this right now#this is pre-movie this is before any consideration for him having. mouth of any sorts.#i-..i think??????? i mean. i uh. guess he also has sharp ass teeth in the biography. uhm. uh. i uh.uhm. what.#WHAT ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!@ I shout at him while shaking him by the shoulders.#I mean i guess he also eats in the music video so. and also does the. uh. i dont know how to verbally explain it.#The thing where he like. comes out of his own hat in a cool fashion. like a magician hat or something.#he does whatever he wants but takes it to a whole nother meaning. different extent. new level.#cause a trombone is a brass instrument and to plays those you need. what.whatever.#last thing that i am ever ever EVER getting into overthinking.#yknow this all devolved from me wanting to make a stupid post about how sometimes the way they draw him-#-he looks rewlly.. .squeezeable. yes. I'll say that for now. An extra amount.#Adorable.fine. they make him look really cute. fine. went from 2 inches tall to 2 metres tall.#All they did was grab him as a png and stretch it and give him a mustache#he still is the same little critter thing.#HE LOOKS LIKE A CRITTER. He. sometimes they draw him in a way that i can actuslly see being defined as Critter.#And sometimes he looks like a creature. and sometimes he looks actually menacing. the many ways to convey himself.#what did i expect happening watching the music video so close to my bedtime and getting in the book again.#this. can be put off till.tomorrow. i can indulge. tomorrow. when i get home. something to look forwsrd to. yes.#sigh. look forward to. i look forward to. hghh.#you wouldnt even kmow ive been bouncing around like three different F/Os in my mind today cause of.him.#In my defense. I have pent up issues with babbling about Cars. hense this blog. So it's at a perma-disadvantage.#Always thinking about it more than i mention. Always.#strangeglove💙💜
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SBR anime is out but how can I make this about the character I have horrible brainrot for.....
SBR Tarkus exists but there is one problem, he never had an actual appearance....

So I decided to give him one because there will not be any sbr universe version of Tarkus with an actual apperance
He looks like that because armadillo liek the album Tarkus, though this looks more like a part 5-6 design
Extra stuff below, warning blood:
Eruption is a stand that binds to items like bullets and if any of those items penetrated your skin, then it will make you bleed in ridiculously excessive amounts until you die unless you covered the wound with anything. It is named after the starting part in Tarkus. Don't ask who Fragile is because I don't know either
#He's supposed to look less menacing and a bit more meek than what have I drawn#SBRverse counterparts are usually unlike their og universe counterpart#and to I wanted to make this Tarkus look thin and short in contrast to the large intimidating presence of the original#But my SBR Tarkus looks a bit too buff and tall for what I wanted#that's what I get for semi tracing gyro.png to understand the proportions of the new style#by semi tracing I mean drawing the basic shapes over the ref and then moving them around#SBR counterpart oc#semi oc#jojo's bizarre adventure#tarkus#jjba oc#steel ball run
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they're so in loveee<3<3<3 hope nothing bad happens to them and their happy marriage!
@howlite-returns
#i think about her sm i love her#also she's tall as fuck Coomer has a type and it's tall people#also they're bi4bi t4t#the menaces of pkmnvrai Black Mesa#hlvrai#hlvrai au#hlvrai oc#pkmnvrai#pokemonvrai#art#my art
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if you’ve ever been mean to the sweet little girl that is paimon i will kill you. i pray for public interest that this is common knowledge.
#she’s just a sweet thing! i don’t understand the unnecessary hate. and then you ask why all joy & wonder has been sucked from this world.#it’s you !! motherfucker.#it’s because you keep hating !! it’s because you’re a fucking hater that’s what you are !! sword to the chest. & you’re on fire.#I’ve had that phrase stuck in my head for so long now. sword to the chest. & you’re on fire.#but anyway yeah she’s just a curious little thing. would you prefer deafening silence?#I bet if it was some tall attractive man doing this EXACT same shit you’d all be in love.#would you prefer a companion who doesn’t trust you enough to be vulnerable?#is curiosity not vulnerability?#is her dependency on you for food & mora not vulnerability?#she is like a child to me & I will protect her with my life.#she is like my little daughter. who is on trial for FALSE ALLEGATIONS OF BEING A FUCKING MENACING WAR CRIMINAL?#ARE YOU ALL OUT OF YOUR MINDS.#LOOK AT HER.#NOT A THOUGHT BEHIND THOSE EYES.#‘ITS JUST A THEORY’ KILL YOURSE#sorry.#heart emoji.#she has literally no-one!! fuck you! !!! everyone who sees her just makes fun of her.#she is like my weird fucked up daughter who keeps getting bullied at school and i don’t really know what to do about it except like. kill#✧.*🌹
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I know my charm is intoxicating, but lets not be poor company.
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate iii#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bgiii#this is a very silly personal detail for my Tav but I want to go on the record#in my heart she is so short you guys#she is tiny she is like 5'2'' or 158 cm#I don't figure Gale is a very tall guy but I need you to understand while I did not include the tiptoe shot here#when it happened in-scene I was like this is probably constant tbh#gal is a short menace#height comparison is more obvious here so u get a random tav factoid
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