#my sore muscles

[mossbabie]

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[justmeinadaze]

Thinking about Eddie while doing my yoga stretches❤🧘‍♀️

Just picturing him either being a cute perv.

"Eddie!", you giggle.

"Sweetheart, you cant just put your ass in the air like that and not expect me to spank it."

"Op sorry, babe. Just... trying to grab my...cigarettes here.", he playfully strains his voice as his body folds over yours and he presses his jean covered bulge against your legging covered ass.

And/ or he'd genuinely try poses with you but because hes Eddie he has to make jokes the entire time.

"They named this pose after me ya know? It's called 'Sexy Dungeon Master Pose.'", he smirks as he lifts his hips and blows a kiss your way.

"Princess, I don't want to alarm you but... I'm 99% positive I'm stuck. I may need your help untangling me."

"Oh you're stuck huh? So that means you cant stop me from going in your room and playing with your guitar?"

"How dare you take advantage of me in this vulnerable position!", he exaggeratedly gasps before easily unfolding to chase you to the bedroom.

[justaz]

merlin’s secret being a visual thing. when he is around arthur or gwen or leon or morgana or [insert whatever character here] merlin seems pale and thin, almost like a ghost or an apparition. when the sun lands on him he reflects it like a corpse, he eyes seem dark and dull. he has this ethereal beauty to him, this otherworldly visage that leads many to believe he is of fae blood. he just doesn’t seem to be 100% human. but when he is ONLY with lancelot or gaius (cough or gwaine bc gwaine DEFINITELY knew) merlin is heartachingly human. merlin shines in the sunlight, colors are brighter and more vibrant around him, and his smiles are wide and his laughs are boisterous. he takes on color and leaves everyone wanting to know him. but when other join in or interact with the two, merlin shifts before their eyes so quickly and suddenly that they aren’t sure whether or not what they saw was a trick of the light. the idea still leaves them wanting more and wanting to see the merlin who is just so full of life but that merlin only appears for a small select group of people. merlin who has a guard so high that it has an effect of other’s perception of him.

[blenselche]

wrasslin weekends r back

[micc0ro]

Error belongs to loverofpiggies

[t00thpasteface]

guys you will NEVER fucking believe this but i took some vitamins and now my body doesn't hurt

[gomzdrawfr]

doodle dump of my emo babies

slightly suggestive

been awhile since i do a semi full canvas

[landwriter]

sun coming over the mountains this morning

[astrodances]

Very silly idea I had a couple months ago + good pose practice 😜🦆

[redthemarten]

So it's my birthday I guess

As if I wasn't old enough already. Ridiculous!

(the sound of my joints cracking echoes through the room, as I scuttle across my place to make some peanut butter sandwiches and check out the gift I bought for myself)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I got covid maybe a year ago and I recovered 100% (I have health problems but they're the same ones I had before covid) except that now I've got this weird phlegmmy cough that comes and goes out of nowhere, triggered by circumstances I have not yet identified. Which is annoying because like. It's so hard to tell if I get sick now. My heat regulation was already naturally fucked so 'fever' was never a useful indication, and now I don't have 'coughing' either. My body's I am Sparticussing all the time so I never know if there's a fucking virus in there or not.

[captainjonnitkessler]

I can't tell if I'm sick or if it's just the aftereffects of going to the gym. If the gym is so healthy for you why are the symptoms the same symptoms as being sick, huh? CHECKMATE scientists

[tj-crochets]

I have some good news and some less good news: Good news: I think I'm probably going to make the giant cuddly Toothless, I can probably get by Joanns tomorrow during the fleece sale and pick up some black fleece.

Less good news: I am probably not going to be able to finish the quilt today like I'd intended to, my electrolytes apparently got even more out of whack than my normal, because in addition to regular muscle cramps and spasms I got the smooth muscle cramps again! 0/10 do not recommend, they finally stopped but I am so sore (as my doc explained it to me a while ago, smooth muscles are the ones around your organs, and normally you can't feel them at all. If they cramp or spasm very badly, you can feel them and they hurt real bad because you are not used to feeling them. I am not a doctor that's just what he told me) Good news: Sonic is my go-to Maximum Sodium meal so I'm going to have Sonic for lunch and see if that fixes me lol

[howdoyousleep3]

never in my life have i wanted a Daddy more than i do rn 😭

[sergle]

I may have Slightly blown out my voice screaming at the autoheart concert yesterday

[everybodyshusband]

my dumbass: hmm, i'm writing a ballet au for kinktober :)) maybe i should get my old ballet stuff out again and go through my old syllabus again :)) i'm sure my entire year of not doing ballet or working out won't have impacted this at all :))

...y'all i got so humbled O_O