#my sopping pathetic wet cat of a guy

[undermostcorgi]

to celebrate playing dnd tonight for the first time in like a month and a half, please enjoy these recent sketches of velzannek, my character that i am so very normal about

[pondslime]

What do you want from me? What have I done? I'm just a word processor, for Christ sake!

Griffin Dunne as Paul Hackett AFTER HOURS (1985) dir. Martin Scorsese

[xia0ming56]

I love chris bachalo dr strange sm bro i need that pathetic old man DEAD

[nvskyprospekt]

KRELBORN my beloathed (affectionate)

[roboyomo]

something something They Could Never Make Me Hate You Brian Pasternack From The hit game Yuppie Psycho

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Having now watched Bridgerton after resisting for years, all I can say is, if Anthony was my sibling and pulled that season two mess after all the trouble he caused me in my love life in season one...

*hands Daphne a knife and gets the hell out of her way*

[the-mystical-aquatic-gay]

the magnus archives but it’s muppets and jane prentiss is filled with worms on a string

[1800duckhotline]

Jutta: breathes

at least 3 different companions at camp: if I don't flirt with her I'll die

[trainingdummyrabbit]

i love zenitsu demonslayer because hes made it onto at least 3 poll brackets and every single time without fail he has been completely and thoroughly swept on the very first round. and it feels Entirely in-character.

[flame-x]

Alonzo for the bingo :]

AHHHHH THANK U

[boygirlctommy]

thinks about my d.smp ocs

[awriternamedart]

see the thing is about sampo koski is that yes , he losercore . he is pathetic and sopping wet cat and failure of suave conman

but also hes like

hes cool

he genuinely loves something , that being belobog and its people , he absolutely has the potential to be a badass in fact when i write him most of the time i write him in this like - hyphenation of being a cool guy and a loser . he has every chance to be important and he decides nah imma do it my way . he could be so badass and killer cool but instead he prefers to speak in wordplay and push the trailblazer to not trust him (im cONVINCED hes doing that on purpose) and be percieved as coniving and selfish instead of how he feels.

but hes also pathetic and i want to squish him like bug affectionately

[tearwolfe]

Okay I hope this ask isn't like too much but wtvr..

I've been thinking about the little blue cat toxic ruikasa au that you made and oh my god it hasn't left my head ever since I've first seen it. I always loved Tsukasa’s design and now that I learned that it's toxic? I'm so crazy for it.

I relate to Rui so much and how he didn't really have any friends or what not, and how then Tsukasa shown up and then he just learned from him but Tsukasa’s a little stupid jealous thing so he teaches Rui the wrong stuff and it's just crazy.. but they don't know any better and they love eachother

I also wanted to know if others can see Tsukasa or if he can make himself visible to others? Also is he translucent or like.. not but he like doesn't have organs so you can just kinda look thru him bc I thought it would be pretty cool if he was like kinda translucent, maybe if you shone a light through him you'd be able to see through Tsukasa.. dunno.

Also is he like less visible in the night because he's like.. stars and stuff so he'd kinda blend in maybe dunno..

IM KINDA JUST SPEAKING RANDOMLY HERE, pls talk abt this au more.. also pls draw them sometime..!!!/not forcing /not mad /silly

THANK YOU IM GLAD U LIKE THESE GUYS!!

this very much started as a one-off design concept i did Not expect people to latch onto them.. but i have latched onto them now too!

tsukasa usually just makes himself visible to rui, but he has the ability to make himself appear to others. he probably only appears solid to rui (because of their connection), so if he were to appear to others, he would be sort-of see-through.

i kind of made rui an absolutely pathetic, sopping wet cat in this AU. so sorry about that. this is my "appeals to an edgy 14 year old audience" AU.

[fauxvoid]

Hi, i have no clue how this site works but that one other site said to ask you stuff and i wanted to ask what does it mean in the ariral lore document that dr. kel is a wet cat of a person, thank

dr kel is a pathetic little man. he's a twink. a sopping wet cat. the arirals probably feel bad for the hungry little guy. if i was an ariral and i saw that fucking thing sleeping on my bed, i would be treating that boy like a cat.

[wind-rider]

I LOVE him thank you so much. What a guy what a character of all time. Incredible.

Tell me about the character in your story who in your unhumble and as biased as possible opinion is the most of a pathetic wet cardboard box cat of a person. This is very important

shfjdkskd thank you so much for this question

the answer is Nat! pathetic sad sopping wet cat of a vampire

he's an awkward hand-wringing socially anxious loner, he constantly looks like a sad puppy left out in the rain, he's in his eighth emotional crisis for the week, he's broke, he's melodramatic, everyone wants to take advantage of him and he happily lets them, he's forever having The Worst Day Imaginable, he's 100% willing to play up looking dejected and pathetic to get what he wants, he eats people and pretends to be conflicted about it, woe is he, poor sad little meow meow vampire

definitely my most pathetic wet cardboard box cat of a person and we love him for that <3

[infranthrax]

helo. im one they call 🍂 and id like to. make a request. i hope ur doing okay (*＞∇＜)ﾉ ur free to write this or not

i would like to request an angst w/ a good ending type of thing if its okay. a platonic f!reader&heartslabyul (seperately. if its limited to one character, you can go with riddle) headcanon that has the following plot;

mc is a pessimistic person, a very tired, overworked one. all they want is a bit of peace and quiet, but they care about the heartslabyul gang very much. they have kind of become a mom/older sister to the group (kinda like trey). anyway, one day the gang realizes that mc seems more irritable than usual which results in them making a snide remark/get in an arguement about the guy's flaws (like how riddle hurt many pre-overblot, how ace runs his mouth at the worst times, how deuce is not the brightest around, cater being addicted to his little social media sites, and trey ignoring the problems regarding riddle because he didnt want conflict, etc etc) that would hurt them.

they kind of ghosting everyone for a couple of days to calm down, and then they awkwardly come back with a box of sweets (that they managed to purchase by scraping by lmao, girlie's poor as hell...) to apologize, and eat them over tea! mc apologizes directly and wants to make up for their words, but they are not the best at speaking their mind.

ive seen countless fics where the main cast gets to be the agressive and sad, sopping wet cats, and reader comforting them. ngl, i wanted to write a piece where MC is the "sad little pathetic shrimp" but i just didnt have the time. anyway, i hope you like this prompt

oh my god I love this prompt! the mc is definitely the therapist of the group and I can imagine this happening… I restricted it down to just riddle given how detailed this prompt was, the rest of the dorm is self explanatory.☺️/pos (and thank you for your kind words! I hope you’re having a good day/night!)

generating new memory… please, one moment… ✨

𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊!

Heartslabyul x f!reader — headcanons!

sypnopsis: mc has had enough of the anal shenanigans after a near traumatic event, and she lashes back out at riddle, who is left bewildered and heated at the event.

light tw // domestic conflict, implied traumatic event

riddle rosehearts

riddle is just anal and sometimes he comes off as bossy and or ungrateful. that’s not really his intention however. that’s just an act of conditioning he’s been through.

so when he sees that you’re overwhelmed, at first he blind sighted to it. riddle isn’t great per se at emotions— let alone the ones of other people.

he gets on you for being late to class one day and it all piles up. You’re in a dorm full of boys— what girl wouldn’t have enough? at the time it was little around the time in which riddle overblotted, and he just went on with daily life like none of that ever happened.

he fucking hurt your ass. quite frankly that was the first (of many) overblots you’ll have to go through, and that’s how you’re gonna handle it? hell no, especially after the fact that you had to play superwoman to get the goons out of a near death situation.

before this, you had gotten into tiffs with the redhead on numerous occasions, trying to ground him down. never really did it work though as he was always stuck in his perfectionist ways. and you hated that about him because his mannerisms reflected into you.

he expected you to be able to carry yourself in a manner that would suit him. he expected you to dress a certain way. he expected you to follow his orders, his rules, his ultimatum. that you couldn’t stand any longer.

when he got on you for being tardy, the melting pot overflowed… and it wasn’t pretty either. let’s say you were in pain, in addition to your mental health plummeting due to not really having anyone to talk to, and then when mother nature calls upon you for your monthly drain you must attend.

you shouldn’t mess with the wrath of a woman on her period. this, riddle learned the hard way… with you.

“riddle… i swear… on god’s green earth, if you don’t shut the hell up… i’m fucking TRYING. I’M TRYING! FUCK YOU, YOU UPTIGHT PIECE OF SHIT, GO ON SOMEWHERE!”

and then the fire brewed. and then it exploded. (quite literally.) it would be hellish screaming match between you two, despite riddle claiming he is above such things. he really isn’t, he’s got a temper that’s about as fagile as glass. (no, it’s not microwave safe.)

after your blow up with riddle, you both proceed to give each other the silent treatment for the better part of a month. during this time you find comfort in your other classmates, spending time with other students outside of heartsllabyul, namely vil and rook, just for a boost of female empowerment.

and while riddle was contemplating all the bullshit that went down between the two of you, he began to feel a little bit of guilt. mattered if fact, both of you did. you shouldn’t have been so aggressive and he shouldn’t have been so… well, himself.

before class one day you enter your lab room to see a small box at your seat with a little note attached to it.

it was from riddle— a little chocolate potion bottle with those biscuits— the exact ones from the disney movie. little did he know, you happened to pop by sam’s shop to get him some mini fruit tarts and snuck into his class early to put them on his desk. you ate his little gift up, in a little bit of worry. would he accept that?

at the end of the day though, you had to return to heartslabyul to see him. and what a surprise, he wanted to talk to you.

call it him playing kiss ass— no, he’s not. he’s sorry. to be true, he should be more careful and more intuitive as a dorm lead to ensure the comfort of his students, and he does understand that sometimes he can come off as overbearing or, dare i say dictatorial. it’s really not meant to cause harm. it has a lot to do with his upbringing.

and you were sorry too. and you both hugged it out. every couple has their tiffs, right? just something he’s gonna have to work on.