#my sopping pathetic wet cat of a guy

[undermostcorgi]

to celebrate playing dnd tonight for the first time in like a month and a half, please enjoy these recent sketches of velzannek, my character that i am so very normal about

[pondslime]

What do you want from me? What have I done? I'm just a word processor, for Christ sake!

Griffin Dunne as Paul Hackett AFTER HOURS (1985) dir. Martin Scorsese

[xia0ming56]

I love chris bachalo dr strange sm bro i need that pathetic old man DEAD

[comfymoth]

I might go to hell for this but there's just something about catholic older Milo praying and looking up at the viewer... don't kill me

……...man i can’t even really scold you for this because the scene i got that pose from is in my opinion one of the top three father paul babygirl moments of all time, but also. i did get this ask at 9:30 am so THAT i can scold you for, i JUST woke up, c’mon man. it’s too early. Behave

[nvskyprospekt]

KRELBORN my beloathed (affectionate)

[1800duckhotline]

Jutta: breathes

at least 3 different companions at camp: if I don't flirt with her I'll die

[boygirlctommy]

thinks about my d.smp ocs

[wind-rider]

I LOVE him thank you so much. What a guy what a character of all time. Incredible.

Tell me about the character in your story who in your unhumble and as biased as possible opinion is the most of a pathetic wet cardboard box cat of a person. This is very important

shfjdkskd thank you so much for this question

the answer is Nat! pathetic sad sopping wet cat of a vampire

he's an awkward hand-wringing socially anxious loner, he constantly looks like a sad puppy left out in the rain, he's in his eighth emotional crisis for the week, he's broke, he's melodramatic, everyone wants to take advantage of him and he happily lets them, he's forever having The Worst Day Imaginable, he's 100% willing to play up looking dejected and pathetic to get what he wants, he eats people and pretends to be conflicted about it, woe is he, poor sad little meow meow vampire

definitely my most pathetic wet cardboard box cat of a person and we love him for that <3

[awriternamedart]

see the thing is about sampo koski is that yes , he losercore . he is pathetic and sopping wet cat and failure of suave conman

but also hes like

hes cool

he genuinely loves something , that being belobog and its people , he absolutely has the potential to be a badass in fact when i write him most of the time i write him in this like - hyphenation of being a cool guy and a loser . he has every chance to be important and he decides nah imma do it my way . he could be so badass and killer cool but instead he prefers to speak in wordplay and push the trailblazer to not trust him (im cONVINCED hes doing that on purpose) and be percieved as coniving and selfish instead of how he feels.

but hes also pathetic and i want to squish him like bug affectionately

[murasaki-cha]

I think what really won me over when it comes to Cyrus is how much he sucks. Like he was presented as this big scary murderous king of Tulan who was cruel and totally evil and stuff.

And then he throw Alizeh off a cliff as a joke while yelling in absolute glee that he chose dragons as his weapon of choice thinking he was so funny but accidentally hurt her and felt bad about it so he didn't see her until she was healed.

And then he decided to take Alizeh on a date at his kingdom and got genuinely confused when she showed him compassion and concern and bought her bread and took her to a flower field totally to not comfort her after her panic attack.

And it turned out he was just very much in love with her that it was too hard for him to look her in the eyes because he wants to kiss her so bad.

And then he goes like "Ok angel I'll totally give you a dragon just don't die." when she gets injured and literally stops his bloodlust the second someone says "Alizeh will be mad at you."

And then he covers his entire kingdom with magic roses because he can't see Alizeh and spends every day longingly looking at the place Alizeh is while pining and his yearning is so strong the nosta called him out on his bullshit before he could say the bullshit.

And then he constantly goes "I hope Alizeh kills me like damn I'll die a happy man and she'll never know about my treacherous thoughts about her (being in a healthy romantic relationship and just having consensual sex really)" while giving her things and always being a gentleman around her treating her with respect

And by this point I realized, this man truly is the most sopping pathetic wet cat of a guy with nothing but big blue eyes filled with tears of yearning and the most emotionally repressed touch starved attitude ever.

And I want him carnally. I need him biblically actually.

I swear if the next book starts with Cyrus longingly staring at Alizeh while going "I'm not good enough for her" I'm chomping the book with my teeth. I love him guys I truly wholeheartedly love him.

[fauxvoid]

Hi, i have no clue how this site works but that one other site said to ask you stuff and i wanted to ask what does it mean in the ariral lore document that dr. kel is a wet cat of a person, thank

dr kel is a pathetic little man. he's a twink. a sopping wet cat. the arirals probably feel bad for the hungry little guy. if i was an ariral and i saw that fucking thing sleeping on my bed, i would be treating that boy like a cat.

[trasho-pando2011]

@thebekashow pspspspspspsps

mud.consumer kinda reminds me of my oc baxter for some reason so I wanted to make a compilation but I only got like 5 so uhh yeah

[tearwolfe]

Okay I hope this ask isn't like too much but wtvr..

I've been thinking about the little blue cat toxic ruikasa au that you made and oh my god it hasn't left my head ever since I've first seen it. I always loved Tsukasa’s design and now that I learned that it's toxic? I'm so crazy for it.

I relate to Rui so much and how he didn't really have any friends or what not, and how then Tsukasa shown up and then he just learned from him but Tsukasa’s a little stupid jealous thing so he teaches Rui the wrong stuff and it's just crazy.. but they don't know any better and they love eachother

I also wanted to know if others can see Tsukasa or if he can make himself visible to others? Also is he translucent or like.. not but he like doesn't have organs so you can just kinda look thru him bc I thought it would be pretty cool if he was like kinda translucent, maybe if you shone a light through him you'd be able to see through Tsukasa.. dunno.

Also is he like less visible in the night because he's like.. stars and stuff so he'd kinda blend in maybe dunno..

IM KINDA JUST SPEAKING RANDOMLY HERE, pls talk abt this au more.. also pls draw them sometime..!!!/not forcing /not mad /silly

THANK YOU IM GLAD U LIKE THESE GUYS!!

this very much started as a one-off design concept i did Not expect people to latch onto them.. but i have latched onto them now too!

tsukasa usually just makes himself visible to rui, but he has the ability to make himself appear to others. he probably only appears solid to rui (because of their connection), so if he were to appear to others, he would be sort-of see-through.

i kind of made rui an absolutely pathetic, sopping wet cat in this AU. so sorry about that. this is my "appeals to an edgy 14 year old audience" AU.

[infranthrax]

helo. im one they call 🍂 and id like to. make a request. i hope ur doing okay (*＞∇＜)ﾉ ur free to write this or not

i would like to request an angst w/ a good ending type of thing if its okay. a platonic f!reader&heartslabyul (seperately. if its limited to one character, you can go with riddle) headcanon that has the following plot;

mc is a pessimistic person, a very tired, overworked one. all they want is a bit of peace and quiet, but they care about the heartslabyul gang very much. they have kind of become a mom/older sister to the group (kinda like trey). anyway, one day the gang realizes that mc seems more irritable than usual which results in them making a snide remark/get in an arguement about the guy's flaws (like how riddle hurt many pre-overblot, how ace runs his mouth at the worst times, how deuce is not the brightest around, cater being addicted to his little social media sites, and trey ignoring the problems regarding riddle because he didnt want conflict, etc etc) that would hurt them.

they kind of ghosting everyone for a couple of days to calm down, and then they awkwardly come back with a box of sweets (that they managed to purchase by scraping by lmao, girlie's poor as hell...) to apologize, and eat them over tea! mc apologizes directly and wants to make up for their words, but they are not the best at speaking their mind.

ive seen countless fics where the main cast gets to be the agressive and sad, sopping wet cats, and reader comforting them. ngl, i wanted to write a piece where MC is the "sad little pathetic shrimp" but i just didnt have the time. anyway, i hope you like this prompt

oh my god I love this prompt! the mc is definitely the therapist of the group and I can imagine this happening… I restricted it down to just riddle given how detailed this prompt was, the rest of the dorm is self explanatory.☺️/pos (and thank you for your kind words! I hope you’re having a good day/night!)

generating new memory… please, one moment… ✨

𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊!

Heartslabyul x f!reader — headcanons!

sypnopsis: mc has had enough of the anal shenanigans after a near traumatic event, and she lashes back out at riddle, who is left bewildered and heated at the event.

light tw // domestic conflict, implied traumatic event

riddle rosehearts

riddle is just anal and sometimes he comes off as bossy and or ungrateful. that’s not really his intention however. that’s just an act of conditioning he’s been through.

so when he sees that you’re overwhelmed, at first he blind sighted to it. riddle isn’t great per se at emotions— let alone the ones of other people.

he gets on you for being late to class one day and it all piles up. You’re in a dorm full of boys— what girl wouldn’t have enough? at the time it was little around the time in which riddle overblotted, and he just went on with daily life like none of that ever happened.

he fucking hurt your ass. quite frankly that was the first (of many) overblots you’ll have to go through, and that’s how you’re gonna handle it? hell no, especially after the fact that you had to play superwoman to get the goons out of a near death situation.

before this, you had gotten into tiffs with the redhead on numerous occasions, trying to ground him down. never really did it work though as he was always stuck in his perfectionist ways. and you hated that about him because his mannerisms reflected into you.

he expected you to be able to carry yourself in a manner that would suit him. he expected you to dress a certain way. he expected you to follow his orders, his rules, his ultimatum. that you couldn’t stand any longer.

when he got on you for being tardy, the melting pot overflowed… and it wasn’t pretty either. let’s say you were in pain, in addition to your mental health plummeting due to not really having anyone to talk to, and then when mother nature calls upon you for your monthly drain you must attend.

you shouldn’t mess with the wrath of a woman on her period. this, riddle learned the hard way… with you.

“riddle… i swear… on god’s green earth, if you don’t shut the hell up… i’m fucking TRYING. I’M TRYING! FUCK YOU, YOU UPTIGHT PIECE OF SHIT, GO ON SOMEWHERE!”

and then the fire brewed. and then it exploded. (quite literally.) it would be hellish screaming match between you two, despite riddle claiming he is above such things. he really isn’t, he’s got a temper that’s about as fagile as glass. (no, it’s not microwave safe.)

after your blow up with riddle, you both proceed to give each other the silent treatment for the better part of a month. during this time you find comfort in your other classmates, spending time with other students outside of heartsllabyul, namely vil and rook, just for a boost of female empowerment.

and while riddle was contemplating all the bullshit that went down between the two of you, he began to feel a little bit of guilt. mattered if fact, both of you did. you shouldn’t have been so aggressive and he shouldn’t have been so… well, himself.

before class one day you enter your lab room to see a small box at your seat with a little note attached to it.

it was from riddle— a little chocolate potion bottle with those biscuits— the exact ones from the disney movie. little did he know, you happened to pop by sam’s shop to get him some mini fruit tarts and snuck into his class early to put them on his desk. you ate his little gift up, in a little bit of worry. would he accept that?

at the end of the day though, you had to return to heartslabyul to see him. and what a surprise, he wanted to talk to you.

call it him playing kiss ass— no, he’s not. he’s sorry. to be true, he should be more careful and more intuitive as a dorm lead to ensure the comfort of his students, and he does understand that sometimes he can come off as overbearing or, dare i say dictatorial. it’s really not meant to cause harm. it has a lot to do with his upbringing.

and you were sorry too. and you both hugged it out. every couple has their tiffs, right? just something he’s gonna have to work on.

[shakingparadigm]

hiii i love your blog!!! i just wanted to ask how you started liking till? :D

bc i recall one of your posts said you werent interested in round 2 at the start, so i wonder what changed over time

HAHA okay I will admit I was not personally interested in Till at first. He had an impact, obviously (by god, is that an actual dude in a VIVINOS series or did I hit my head on the pavement?) but I wasn't particularly drawn in yet.

I really can't pinpoint when I started liking Till, if I'm being honest. I think it's very much an instance of him creeping up on me and then the realization of "oh damn. I'm really starting to like this guy!" which was embarrassing by the way!! Because this is the most pathetic unphotogenic man to walk the alien planets and when I introduced ALNST to my friends they were expecting me to favor Sua (which I did! She was my original favorite and is still up there). When I told them my favorite was Till, the general consensus was kind of an "eeehhh..." LMAO 😭

I think the best way I can simplify my fondness for him is like. His pathetic looks and sopping wet cat behavior has utterly captivated me. My friends tease that my favorite types of character are the most utterly pathetic ones and you know what. Yeah. Guilty.

But I enjoy his character because of just how much he is, you know? He's very much. There's much muchness to his much. He holds so much personality within him and is such an intriguing character to watch, all the ups and downs and everything. I think the instance where I really began to adore him to this extent was the flower comic, where he encouraged a wilting flower to cheer up. It was an unexpectedly sweet gesture and I began to become very fond of him because of it....

I myself am a pretty mellow person, a nothing burger of a person, if you will, and absolutely not even one iota close to Till's level of eccentricity. It's probably why I'm so fond of him, his character is so exuberant and full of passion that I've grown to admire it. Call me Ivan the way I'm attached to and fascinated by people who have qualities I lack.

Thanks for this ask, anon! HAHAHA I love Till he's the worst most stupid fucking boy on the planet and I need him spun around in a washing machine and flung at the sun.

[yourannoyinglittlesistersteph]

guys… hear me out..

new SECURITYWAITER AU… STAY WITH ME NOW THIS IS GONNA BE A LITTLE OFF THE RAILS.. (might write if you guys want me to, idk i dont really write much so dont expect good quality story from me 😞) (also I yap and explain things badly, bear with me)

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Ness is an overly enthusiastic PopStar/Singer/Musical Artist (i dont fucking know he sings and he’s all that with forty pounds of ass when he looks back if you want too HE SINGS BITCH) and mike is someone who is annoyed by him for how much joy he has because of how popular he is, his music gets blasted everywhere and Max and Abby LOVE him and I mean like LOVE LOVE him like fangirling but not really like THAT kind of fangirling, but kind of like “ohh my gawwd we lovee nessss” and sing his songs and Mike is like so annoyed with it (bonus points if all he hears is ness’ most popular song, whatever that could be, get creative)

So Then, Max somehow affords tickets (idk how she got them, put something random like babysitting or like drug dealing or something idek) for 3 and ends up dragging Abby and Mike along (Mike is furious because he has to miss his precious peaceful work at freddys for some loud concert, concerts aren’t his thing, yes he works at freddys) and Ness comes on, Mike is annoyed and rolls his eyes and then NESS SEES HIM AND IS LIKE “I need me that man” and its like love at first sight and Mike suddenly notices how pretty he is up close/in person but keeps his mad face, they touch fingers like a crowd high five

throughout the AU its basically like an enemies to lovers thing(??) (the trope where one of them hate the other but the other loves them and slowly the hater warms up and they fall in-love)

and then Ness makes a special event/promotion to pick a random lucky fan to go on a tour with him (ohh la la) and you have to buy these like little tickets you can get by like buying them and stuff or something like that, mike buys one to get abby to shut up, he gets chosen and is shocked; abby is shocked everyone is shocked,

Mike refuses, everyone is shocked and Ness is sad bc the attractive man of his dreams refuses to go on tour with him and basically begs him to go, promising to pay for his stuff for the whole tour he’s there (correction: he paid for all his bills and stuff) and so with no other choice he ends up going with his little pathetic wet sopping cat self next to him and yeah shit happens on their and they fall inlove in the end im too lazy and this is too long ill probably write it because i want to be more active on here

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TLDR; Ness is Popstar, Mike hates him but during a concert Ness falls in-love and Mike sees how pretty he is and Mike is picked for a promotion Ness is doing, ends up going and they fall in-love somewhat enemies to lovers style

20 notes(?) and ill actually write it on here

EDIT: I FOUND THE PICTURE I TOOK INSPIRATION FROM (imagine ness and Abby or Mike)