#my silly stupid guy

[vipermenace]

I would like to introduce my new dnd pc that came to me in a dream!

Meet Clementine Pots, the marsh bronze dragonborn wild magic sorcerer. Clementine believes he's a regular dragonborn, little does he know his magical potency. He uses magic without knowing while making his pottery bowls and artisanal goods. Unleashing wild magic around him; it's why he's now bright orange! Clementine thinks he just went through normal dragonborn puberty and his pots are the magical ones (he's not the brightest).

His best friend is Mitch the swamp ratfolk, unbeknownst to Clementine, he's a mob boss. Clem just thinks his friend has a good job with benefits and networking. He's even helped Mitch on a few odd jobs that may or may not be incriminating.

Also when he casts sending, he picks up random rocks he finds and taps with his claws to send a message. Clementine thinks this is how everyone uses sending stones.

[sol-y-yam]

The worst part about living with a Goomy is that they are both incredibly stupid and impossibly slimy. Yam will slither around the room and leave trails of mucus wherever he goes and I more often than not slip because of it. You would think because I use crutches I'd fall a little less because I had more points of contact, but I always manage to stand at the exact angle to have both my crutches slip out from under me.

He will also just bump into me or my crutches or my wheelchair and start trying to "eat whatever he's bumped into" according to the school nurse, so I have small acid burns on every single pair of pants and shoes and basically everything that he could bump into and start dissolving. That said, the burns at the ankles of my pants look kinda cool, so maybe he isn't all bad.

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[isjasz]

♟️❄️🏜️ Secret santa for @calocreek <3!!

[koobiie]

i love boys in a car simulator

the first pic is a redraw of an in-game selfie! here's the original:

[al8estos]

My two dogs

[wavezies]

too slow idiot

[monofazz]

I think Deceptibee AU fans should consider the hilarious potential of a Starscream and Bee dynamic in this kind of situation—

[chocobje]

I love the Toodles AU sm!! could we get more lore on it pls 🙏

aa- I'm glad someone likes my silly lil idea haha

I'm not exactly sure if it classifies as an "au" per se, but sure we can go with that.

The whole premise is that Toodles is technically the last survivor, that's about it. Prior to that she was with a group of Toons, all trying their best to survive.

Rodger was unofficially the leader of the group? He spent most of his time finding a way to undo the damage the ichor has done and find the one responsible for the mess. And he did find the culprit... But he "died" as soon as he found out the truth.

When Rodger went missing everyone went out to find him, but one by one they all died. Toodles only survived because they didn't tell her about their plan and just stayed in their safe zone..

Eventually Toodles went out on her own and found Glisten. So it's just the two of them now.

They'd find Rodger's capsule as well. Rodger's goal became Toodle's, and hopefully she won't fail like he did.

bonus:

That's all!

[giovannadeltoro]

Tyrion hopped off the last step onto the yard. “I beg to differ, nephew,” he said. “The Starks can count past six. Unlike some princes I might name.” Joffrey had the grace at least to blush. “A voice from nowhere,” Sandor said. He peered through his helm, looking this way and that. “Spirits of the air!” The prince laughed, as he always laughed when his bodyguard did this mummer’s farce.

eternally thinking about this scene. worsties ❤️

commissions / ig

[kristiliqua]

thoughts on shockwave

i love shockwave sm he’s so evil and fucked up and goofy and silly and Oh my god he got LOBOTOMIZED ??? (new shockwave lore for me ngl damn)

he’s just soooo silly to me . mf just loves science ! like a Lot ! ethical science ??? cringe . call this mf GLaDOS With Legs because he has one eye and the only thing it’s on is scientific findings ! fuck ethics !

oh and he also lost his ‘humanity’ slash empathy slash emotions too LOL i guess

[•] <- shockwave

[regulationhottie7905]

older ronance is so beautiful bc you just know in the 90/2000’s when they’ve been together for decades, people meet robin and genuinely have no idea how Robin sustains her lifestyle. she never makes more than $200 a month (she runs art at local daycare centers/schools/wherever will have her) and adopts a new animal every 15-30 business days. she works at an independent bookstore for fun and buys stupid shit and owns like, 3 dogs, 2 cats, a frog, and 4 fish

meanwhile Nancy is a career woman and has been making a sinful amount of money a year since she was like 20 and would quite literally do anything for her wife. She was never particularly into the idea of adopting kids but Robin really wanted a kid and Nancy was like “yeah okay cool I’m down” and Robin was right and it was the best decision of their lives, so Nancy just operates under the assumption that Robin is right about things. Nancy comes home from work and there’s just occasionally a new animal. one time she got home and Robin had gotten bored and remodeled their bathroom and then Nancy had to hire someone to come fix what Robin had destroyed.

anyways people from Robin’s work finally find out that Nancy and Robin are married and they’re just like “what??? The fuck????” because Robin dresses like a care bear with an alternative fashion sense and once threw her coffee at the principal because he accidentally jumpscared her while she was drinking her morning coffee and she’s married to this woman, NANCY WHEELER, journalist extraordinaire, the most put together and intimidating woman most of these people have ever met, known for her pieces exposing government corruption which she discovered in her own investigative work. Nancy has the worst rbf ever and snaps at Robin 90% of the time. Robin is oblivious and is so obsessed with Nancy, like just adores her 24/7. Robin just lives life doing whatever she wants however she wants and whenever Robin wants something or there’s an issue, Nancy just throws money at it. (Nancy is just as whipped, she just expresses it differently)

BONUS: rockstar Eddie and journalist Nancy as unlikely friends because their spouses are best friends

[fatratinatophat]

The New Craft Page 2

Woaaa who’s that in the last panel, it couldn’t be the other craft who the entire au revolves around that’d be crazy you’re crazy /silly

Making comics has made me realize I actually hate Lineart ugh. I hope this one’s quality is a bit better. I still hate the dialogue but I’m not a writer I’m an artist.

I’m not particularly happy with the next couple pages so I might change them, unsure what I’m gonna do. I still haven’t planned the ending either tbh so I need to work on that, I have some ideas.

Masterpost | Cover | P1 | P3

Bonuses below as always:

Towost thought that Glisten was just showing off his nails with the older dialogue lol. Not what I wanted to go for so I changed it a bit.

I’m in art class uploading this rn and people keep walking behind me GO AWAY KYSSSS

[coatl-cuddles]

Following big brother's lead

[thenocturnenarrator]

Why does my motivation kick in when winter break is ending :’)

Anyways, look at this two guys that aren’t doomed by the narrative at all

[balloon-cryptid]

theyr so gay