#my poor little meow meow (bambi)

[norriszn]

lando: on the right, oscah—connor, on the right. max: *side-eyes the chat then stares into the camera like did everyone else hear that too?*

[lioncunt]

for the send you a character, louis? thank you!!

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THANK YOU

first impression: louis my poor meow meow my first impression was Rat Pitt in the movie when i was 15 and i’m so sorry for it. i hated his guts im sorry to say. i was watching that movie like my god get this man off my screen i thought he was so boring i was in tears from his lack of acting. then. then i read the book and i was like oh……oh he’s actually a really interesting character he’s full of contradictions and pain and his misery and grief is completely justified oh…….there were of course times i got fed up with his narration which i think is a natural occurrence of reading interview and there’s the nasty shit anne put in with him for whatever reason but i was on the whole extremely moved by him

impression now: jacob anderson and the show’s writing team brought this character to the same level of adoration for me that i have for lestat which is an astronomical feat. the depth of his show’s character is unbelievable, the changes they made to him elevated him to heights not previously known to mankind, he is everything i adore in this world, he’s my best friend my girl my brother in arms my husband and when he lies or is crazy i think it’s sooooo sexy. show louis is one of the best characters ever created im 100% serious if all else failed with the show i would keep watching it just for him. i love him so fucking much man. the layers to him…..like i honestly can’t really put it to words there’s just . so MUCH to him you know?? like his book counterpart there are so many contradictions but….it’s different in the show. i think with the book, anne created him as a psychological box to hold all the grief of that period in her life, so when she came back to the series ten years later it was too difficult for her to write him. but the show doesn’t have that deeply personal issue, the show has perspective, and it allows louis to blossom and thrive and reach his full potential in a way he never ever could before. i’m so thankful for what they all did for him every day 🥹 as for book louis, i wish he was in it more, when he is it’s such a treat. i remember in a post someone said we ITCH for louis to show up in the vc so we get a taste of interview again, the feeling that the first book gives us, and i think that really nails it. i’m looking forward to reading the final trilogy so i can see him be important again. all i want is for the show to keep him implemented as a main character, and they’ve said not to worry about that so i’m fucking thrilled

favorite moment: my fave book louis moment is him beheading santiago with the scythe, it’s soooo cool of him 🥰 my fave show louis moment is his bambi eyes on the balcony with lestat before the dance bc he’s so so pretty, and when he kills the alderman 🥰🥰🥰

idea for a story: i think louis should be the main character of memnoch the devil and he should get to meet satan 🗣️

unpopular opinion: him finding out armand killed claudia in the show isn’t going to change much, just like the book. that’s NOT the reason he and armand break up. of course it’s all spec but i foresee the show encapsulating the book’s core emotional arc with them.

favorite relationship: sigh. loustat .

favorite headcanon: the scene with him and lestat at the end of the first book did actually happen but lestat doesn’t remember it, and louis feels too bad to tell him so he just pretends he made it up so lestat isn’t humiliated. in the show he and claudia had a little book club

[soft-persephone]

Minx Season 2 Episode 3!!! (Spoilers?)

Just don’t read this if you haven’t seen it yet.

I love how there’s a moment for everyone to subtly check in with how success is affecting them. The way Bambi goes around asking Richie showing how they are close.

I live the way Doug let’s his be known by confiding ranting to Tina.

Tina and Constance’s conversation doesn’t show how “success” is necessarily affecting Tina because I think her story is building up to something different. When Doug is ranting to her, he is also still treating her like a secretary and won’t hire another one and that’s .. that’s scary!

The last thing Tina wants is to go back to doing what she used to do! She wants to move forward and be valued for the work she’s putting in!

Bambi wants to do something real and important! No one asks her, or checks in with her, but she has no trouble letting people know on her own where she is and what she wants.

Joyce and the reporter thing was very nice, and important for her. She needed to figure those things ut but it happening through the lenses of a reporter wanting to talk to her and her avoiding them was very clever. In the end the reporter shed some insight to something she may or may not have known she needed insight on!

Idk why, but stuff like that really excites me! I just love how connected everything is and how everything is set up to explore the characters this way and you just get it!

I fucking love good writing!😭

Shelly and her Husband crack me up. I don’t even know what to say about them! Hooray for them trying to make that marriage work! If only there was room for Bambi somehow.

They really want us to work for it!

But I say give it to me now!

Other stuff not character specific

Doug wants to do something he cares about too!

He wants to discover another big magazine like minx. He doesn’t just want the one! He wants more! He wants them all! And his source of money to do all that? Does not give a fuck about any of that!

Mug Renetti?

He’s going to snap. This man is not a hundred percent sound of mind! He’s a little crazy, and selfish, and stubborn! This is not going to end well.

My poor lil meow meow.

Constance is playing favorites. ( but probably rightfully so)

The way Doug Handled his space magazine and interview was the worst way he could possibly do something like that. However..

he did get the interview! And it was super funny to see him lock that man in a room with them for it to happen. Just anytime he brought up that Soave magazine overall was some of the funniest stuff💀

I love bribing up his right but I must also support discuss his wrongs!

[radiodustblog]

OI! Cats aren't THAT bad you stupid Bambi! I have cats! *Pout*

I admit at times they can be much, but they are very ENTERTAINING little things. I mean...Hellooooo! They chase a small ball, a piece of rope that moves or chase a laser dot around! Sometimes they are so fast, they even make cute, funny little stunts! They are adorable! And if you bond with cats correctly, they can be your emotional support animal! I would know, I have one that does that all the time! As soon as she sees me coming back home, her tail is in the air, she runs over to me and meows, then lays down on the floor, rolling around. That means, in cat language "Hello! I missed you."!

You, Bambi, need one, so you can actually be happy when you get home! All they need is a bit of food, pets and attention, not a lot either! They sleep most of the time and they kill pests. (My cats eat spiders)

What an insult how you view those poor felines! I would understand WILD cats, like the big ones, because you are a prey animal, but damn. Little housecats, treat them right and they are no problem! You lose fur too, hairball, you are a damn DEER!

(A/N: Wait eyo your Cats eat spiders??? 😏)

Alastor: I'm hygienic Dear~ And either way I already have a Cat of my own

His name is Husker or Husk for short

[chris-sya]

far cry franchise ☺️☺️☺️

Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my:

тнаик уои сомгаде

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Sabal 😫Honorable mention: Jacob of the seeds

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Horatio

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): idk.......

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Staci Pr*tt

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Bambi Buck Likes To Fuck Hughes

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): also Staci Pratt

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Pagan Min

[onstoryladders]

for the blorbo ask: not me and light on me

Anon, thanks a lot for the ask! I've already answered about Light On Me here 💕

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

For obvious reasons, Gram and Black are the characters I think about the most �� but ships aside, I really like them as characters too – although in Black's case it's because I built my own version of him in my head 😆

Gram is a ray of sunshine and must be protected at all costs. Black is my feral gremlin son 🤧 we'll see if I'll still love him as the show progresses...

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Yok 🤧 look at those bambi eyes! And he's such a wholesome character. Truly caring and kind, but also a little bit crazy 🤏🏻 we love to see it.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Nuch! Although she's very loved by the fandom – as she deserves 👌🏻

Also Gumpa, love this dude. I want him to adopt me and train me to jump off buildings and stuff (I'm gonna be so bad at it he'll regret everything).

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Does Namo count? I love her hair 😭 and she's cool and loves art, so.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Who else if not our Hot & Suspicious (B)icon Todd? Can't believe White really looked at him and thought: yeah I would trust him with my (brother's) life actually.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Hm, I don't know 🤔

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Pretty predictable, but: Tawi&Co.

Send me a fandom and I'll tell you...

[barkov]

I have to know who your Panthers Blorbos are omg

unrelated but i lost my copy paste of the template for this ask meme because i copy pasted an emoji and... now i have to redo it... takes forever 😭😭😭

OK HERE GOES this is probably the most difficult one yet i love every single one of these men lol

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): ok this obviously has to be sasha right. i think about him all the time, his voice is the cutest thing in the world and he seems so sweet despite being. massive. i could talk about him for hours he's tied with bergy for favorite NHL player of all time (yeah i know crazy)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): BOBBBBBBBBBB oh my god his voice, he's so silly and sweet and humble. again european goalies. his girldad energy is off the charts and the flow? these are obviously the key to his return to form this year. another player i could yell about for hours

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): HMM. god this ask meme would've been so much easier for the panthers like a year ago because now everyone keeps saying how good they are/can't be underrated anymore. maybe lundell? i think he leads all rookie forwards in 5v5 points now like WHERE is my boy's name in the calder conversation. they've ignored him for too long and it's starting to show up more but mini barky should be at the top of everyone's lists (not biased)

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): again who can i even call obscure anymore. but i'll say duke because there will NEVER be too much love for duke. i want him to be a forever panther on a line with huby and benny <3 he has the best smile in the league also i took like 15 pictures of him laughing and smiling at the last panthers game i went to.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): again idk who qualifies for this this is so difficult omg. like if i were attached to juolevi i'd say him but not quite yet. MAYBE MAMIN? but like he's not problematic. maybe just unpopular idk. but he ALSO seems Super Sweet despite being extra large which i am a fan of or i could say sam bennett for taking a lot of dumb penalties. i love him too

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): marchment for falling so much/taking this long to be elite. bambi lookin ass. (affectionate)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): OK THIS IS PURELY FOR HOCKEY REASONS. BUT GUDAS. SIR. SOMETIMES YOUR PLAY MAKES ME WANT TO RIP OUT MY HAIR. ilu tho just stop getting out of position

[samgiddings]

Okay but the questions but for the TDOCs cause that’s a fandom all in itself 🤩

KFDKDFK I did just do that w kiddo's ask but i'll do it again bc i was tornnnnn <3 I'll do it w/o using my characters this time LMAOO

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Cole and Libby probs! plus like because of relationships and stuff u've got Chrystyna, Chad, Seth, Cordy, Bambi, and Izzy tooooo.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

I hate this question lol it feels weird to talk abt ppl like that so i'm gonna skip ittttt </3

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

HMMMMMM. It's hard to try and think abt who this would apply to but likeeeeeeee maybe one of our earlier elims? I'm gonna saaaaay Milo.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

KDFKDKF who would be obscure UMMMMM

How abt Izzy for this one LOOOL (esp before he's on the show)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Our three M's, obvi! Maggie, Matty, and Mikey!

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

since i already used beric last time, the Jordan in me says Liza <3 sorry bestie

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

all of them <3

[roseapothecary]

I mean, OG 9-1-1, obviously.

blorbo (character I think about the most):

evan “bambi” buckley

scrunkly (my “baby”):

eddie diaz, tortured chismoso

scrimblo bimblo (underrated fave):

i’m pretty sure hen is vastly underappreciated.

glup shitto (obscure fave):

BOSKO!!!!!! i would love to see her again.

poor little meow meow (“problematic” / unpopular / controversial / otherwise pathetic fave):

[sigh] taylor kelly — look, i don't like her with buck, but i like her a lot on her own, okay?

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun):

............ chimney, but not because i don’t love the shit out of him. he’s just fun. i cannot explain myself.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell):

buck's parents 🙃

[chopper-witch]

A Most Bewitching Tale: Aura (Ch. 1)

Characters: Reader x Loki, Nicky Fury, Maria Hill, Tony Stark 

Warnings: None

WC: 2,000+

Things to know: I’m making SHIELD a more real thing than it currently is from AoS5 (since 6 isn't out but it seems like they are rebuilding it?). Stark never sold his tower and it’s where they will be staying (for now). This is post-IW/EG because I don’t want to deal with that (everyone is alive, yeah!). Also: your two calico cats are named after Würzburg (the second largest witch hunt in history where over 900 were killed) and Bamberg (the largest, over 1,000 killed). Würz and Bambe (like Bambi, without the ‘I’ when spoken)

Summary: Loki keeps entering your shop; you just want to know why. 

A/N: Okay this is my old story that I never finished (Behind the Mask) but turned into Reader X Loki. 

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The familiar jingle of the door forces you to stand up rapidly in order to greet your customer, especially because this visitor does not feel like a regular. Summer can throw off auras, but this feels… strange, wrong almost. 

As you stand, mind focused on what could be causing the awkward energy pulse, your head bumps the bottom of said counter. 

Great. Not like you needed your head to function or anything.

“Hi, uh, welcome to Illusive Arts, can I help you with - ah,”one of your two familiars, Würz, jumps onto your shoulder, claws digging their way in with one paw while the other swats at your face. “- anything?”

The stranger looks amused at the sight before him. A frazzled woman pulling calico cat off her unbuttoned flannel while also fighting off the growing bump on her forehead.

“Würz, go bother your sister or something,” you hiss after successful pulling him off you, shoving him away. 

The cat meows loudly in response, bolting away to find his sister. 

As you turn to look towards the door again, you are surprised to see the stranger already at your counter. His clothes seem out of place - not faux-witchy like the enthusiasts; not formal like the real sorcerers and such that come in; not plain like the randoms that just wander in. The clothes are rather an odd combination to create a witchy-super hero: dark green leather pants with a cotton v-neck and a matching green vest. It’s ugly. 

The more you look, the more you realize he looks familar. Dark, black, curly hair; pale, defined face; vibrant green - maybe blue? - eyes; tall; lean but muscular…

And using a very poor masking spell.

It’s as yours eyes truly focus on him do you see the shimmer around the edges. With every muscle movement (a blink, involuntary twitch) the spell fractures just a little more. For the average person, they will never noticed him. To a trained witch, it depends on their abilities with masking. 

For you, easy. Very easy.

You smile. 

It’s Loki. The man who tried to take down New York - and the world - but couldn’t do so even with the help of an alien army. Someone so feared and hated around the world yet appears so weak in person.

You could just say you know who he is, spit his name out. But it is much more fun to play ignorant.

“So, may I help you?” You repeat, placing your right elbow onto the table to support your head with your right hand. 

“I think I am just browsing for today, but thank you. I will let you know,” Loki grins playfully. 

Oh yeah. Definitely him. The crack follows in green, the light green shimmer blazing for just a moment. 

As he walks towards the bookshelves to the right of her, you shake your head. People have said he is amazing at magic, a danger that should be watched out for. 

The man can’t even do a proper masking spell. What danger could he possibly be?

After an hour of meandering, he leaves empty handed. 

—

The same thing happens for nearly three weeks, save Mondays: he comes in, he meanders through your shop, he leaves with nothing. 

While you shouldn’t inherently be bothered by this, something about his visits does bother you. Most regular visitors who leave empty handed look at different things all the time and come every few weeks, not every day. Something isn’t adding up. 

So the next night, a Friday, when the shop is technically supposed to be closed due to the full moon, you open it just before he comes in. And once he wanders past the first layer of bookshelves, you begin to close your shop. 

Locked door, check. Closed blinds, check. Open sign off, check. Cats somewhere out of the way, possibly. 

You lean against the door, waiting just a few more minutes. 

About five minutes into wandering he always stops in front of the Nature Magic section, so you speed off to there, not wanting to give away your abilities immediately. It’s in the back of all the rows, up all the stairs. And for each row, there is a set of five stairs.

Despite being mildly out of breath 50 steps later, you still continue towards the man, determined.

“Why this is new,” Loki muses, placing one of the many books down as you turn the corner. 

“Why do you keep coming into my shop?” you demand, stopping barely a foot from him. Maybe panting a lot little. 

“Because I like it.”

You cross your arms. He’s lying. “No. That’s not true. Why do you come every day at the same time doing practically the same thing?”

“I enjoy routine.” Loki shrugs and turns to you. The masking is crackling more; he is losing his grip on it.

“Possibly. But why my shop?”

“My, uh, friend, Dr. Strange suggested it to me.” He nods, satisfied with his answer. 

You narrow your eyes. Strange rarely comes in here - he has everything he needs at his fingertips and can access anything almost immediately. Something about Loki coming to your shop every single day is off, really off. 

“Lies. You are lying.” You step closer.

“I am not!” He protests, crossing his arms. 

“Have you seen anything wonder woman related? Cause I have something very similar to her truth lasso or whatever it’s called and I will get it and I will use it on you.” 

Your threat is very real and you can conjure it in seconds. And it will work on the God of Lies.

It will work on anyone. 

“No, I haven’t.”

“Well horrible masking isn’t enough. If you are going to ever fit in, my dear Loki, you need to catch up on mortal pop culture as well,” you angrily explain. 

A chair is quickly conjured by you.

Before Loki can even protest that he is Loki, he is stuck sitting on the chair, bound to it by some mystic, unseeable chain. Hands stuck together behind him by something sticky - magical tape possibly? - and unmoving. The masking drops entirely; any shimmer left over gone. Something not even he can slither out of, though he tries first by struggling against. The he tries to his seidr. 

He’s suck.

You stare down at him. Why is he so desperate to constantly be in you store? Why your store?

Your right hand grabs an empty hex bag off the wall, tucking it away in the back pocket of your jeans. Hopefully it won’t be needed, but this is a supposed god.

While Loki continues to try and squirm out of a very, very tough chain, you continue to look him over. As you trace over his every feature, one phrase keeps repeating: Why your store? Why your store? Why you st-

“Oh,” you realize. “You can feel auras, no?”

Loki stops squirming just to look at you. His piercing eyes that were green moments ago look more black now. He’s angry, very angry. But he also feels very powerless. And tired… these chains must have some kind of spell as well. 

“Yes,” he spits. 

“So you know this is a place Dr. Strange occasionally visits. But when you first came here you felt the aura of a typical magic shop - one run by a lower level witch or something, but Dr. Strange is not one to shop local business.” You step forward, mind working it out as you speak. “When you entered you saw and explored real, intensive magic. The outside aura didn’t match the inside aura. You kept coming back to try and figure out why… am I wrong?”

You squat down so that your face is level with his stomach. You then glance up at him with a soft smile as he tilts down to glare at you. 

“No, you are not wrong.”

“Well, Loki. Real masking and cloaking spells can do wonders.” You stand with a sigh, patting his leg. "Most real witches, wizards, sorcerers, whatever you wish to call them, ignore my shop. The idea of entering is distasteful to them once they feel the energy of the shop. But you entered because a powerful sorcerer occasionally came here and you just had to know why.”

“Are you going to turn me in or whatever?” Loki asks, rolling his head back. “I’m assuming you can tell I ought to be watched.”

You cross your arms. The grin you’ve been trying to suppress pulls on your lips before you can stop it.

“Gods no. You need help, clearly. Your masking is horrible, no offense and if you were to ever get in a fight with a real witch or warlock or whatever, you would lose. There is more than Asgardian spells you need to know if you are going to survive out here…”

He straightens back up. Though he tries to hide it, his face is covered in worry. “What do you mean by that?”

“Let’s just say I have a few eyes and ears out there and many are not the fondest of you. And you’ve seen what I can do, and by no means am I the most powerful. And I just chained you to a chair, unable to use magic.” You shrug. “Tomorrow, same time as usual. Be here. We are going to be working on your masking skills. Human magic is likely the best way to go about it since you are on Earth, but I’ll look through some of my notes.”

With a double blink of your eyes Loki is released and the chair is gone. Without the support he stumbles, falling flat on his butt. Despite your amusement (and the giggles that follow), you offer your hand. Hey, might as well be nice to the guy who might kill you later. 

Loki takes it, surprised by your strength as you pull him upright. He should be embarrassed; to be entirely honest, however, he is a bit turned on by your magical ability (and that little bit of bondage).

“But why help me?” Loki murmurs, eyes slitted. He isn’t sure if he can trust you.

In the low light your chapped lips look smooth, eyes nearly entirely black. It is in the close proximity when he isn’t trying to get himself away that he finally inhales your scent - something he has since ignored. It is heavy of singed and burned… everything. Wood, flowers, animals, clothes, hair, skin… Loki quickly assumes you work heavily with fire and electricity, two of the things that cause those smells. But blood, too, lingers on you. Blood mix with cedar and pine and various venoms… 

You swallow heavily when you realize Loki is picking up on the various scents stuck on you. Your heart is racing in fear that he will expose you. And his breath, right on your neck, is not helping. It’s only making you warmer and your heart beat faster.

To even the odds, you tilt your head up and make direct eye contact. 

“I think we can help each other.” 

Loki grins down at you. His head pulls just slightly away. 

“I have a feeling I will quite enjoy working with you,” Loki muses.

With that he begins to walk away, moving past the other sorcerer, who is trying not to over think is words. 

***

When Loki walks into the common level, he does not expect to be greeted with anyone. Especially not Tony, Nick, and Maria sitting at the table straight ahead. All three have stern looks on their faces, eyes watching him walk off the elevator. 

“Sit, Reindeer Games,” Tony commands, gesturing to the empty chair at the head of the table. 

“What is this?” Loki growls, stomping over to sit at the table. 

“Well, you are on probation. You leave only with someone with you. However, you were in the library, according to a video feed and tracker feedback at 10:23 PM…” Fury begins. Maria holds the tablet up so Loki can watch. “But at 10:24 you vanished, in a flash of flight. Your tracker went haywire and we couldn’t find you anywhere.”

Loki closes his eyes. That blasted girl destroyed his illusion and bounced his tracker. While impressed, he may have just gotten himself in a temporary cell because some mortal decided to chain him up. “Witch,” he mumbles under his breath. 

“What was that?” Tony asks. “Witch? You mean like you used your own magic, which you are prohibited from doing, and got caught?” 

Loki opens his eyes and sits upright, slamming his hand on the table. “No, you idiot. Witch. As in I was using magic so I could leave this godforsaken prison without someone but some witch decided to chain me up and berate me with questions!” 

Maria and Nick glance to each other. Tony sits back, unsure how to respond. 

“What you are saying is there is someone out there who is stronger than you?” Maria confirms. 

Loki grits his teeth and turns his head to you. “There are several, according to her. And I’m a target, beyond the ones you guys think I have on me. The magic users of Earth aren’t fond of me, apparently.”

Fury leans back. He’ll look into it, for sure. Any powered beings should have signed the Accords or at least be within SHIELD’s knowledge. 

“Not the only ones who aren’t fond of you.” He places his hands flat on the table. “You are back down to not leaving the tower, period. A guard will be assigned. Do not test us further,” Nick announces. 

Loki pushes back from the table, storming off towards the elevator. He wanted a late snack and was served disappointment and frustration instead. Not like it mattered, he is often less hungry as of late. 

The god flings his door open, ready to strip himself of his clothes and go to bed, only to see a small, leather-bound book, three hex bags, a small bowl and a large black bag on his bed. He approaches it cautiously. After the warning that many other magic users are after him, much better than the girl, he has to admit such items are worrisome. Folded neatly on top of the book is a folded note on a torn out piece of notebook paper. He snatches it, scared someone might be watching. 

Loki still opens it, reading it slowly. 

“Thought this may be helpful. Page 20-27, read then do. See you tomorrow night.”

Though the god has never seen the woman’s handwriting, he knows this had to be the witch’s. 

With a big grin, he dives right in. 

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[Image Description: Two asks. The first is an ask from user bambi-lesbian-posts that says "I didn't mean to put that last ask on anon lol I was just trying to open my keyboard again.. but anyways have fun with the bingo!" The second is an ask from used motifbf that says "the riddler!"

Bingo board with "*gently holds*", "free space", "they have done nothing wrong", "Autism™", "they could pour soup in my lap and i'd apologize to them", and "they are literally so based" marked in purple.

Bingo board with "my special little meow meow. my every waking thought. my dearest blorbo", "i'm the only one that knows anything about them, actually. everyone else is wrong sorry", "if i met them irl i would beat them up (affectionate)," "i would unplug their life support to charge my phone", "a pathetic wet cat of a man", "*gently holds*", "free space", "[keysmash]", and "Autism™" marked in purple.

Bingo board with "*gently holds*", "free space", "they have done nothing wrong, ever, in their life", "i don't even go here but i'd die for them", "they could pour soup in my lap and i'd apologize to them", and "they are literally so based" marked in purple.

Bingo board with "my special little meow meow. my every waking thought. my dearest blorbo", "free space", "[Keysmash]", they have done nothing wrong, ever, in their life", "Autism™", "will somebody give them a fucking hug jesus christ", "they could pour soup in my lap and i'd apologize", "there's nothing going on behind those eyes <3", and "i want to kiss their poor little head" marked in purple.

Bingo board with "free space", "[Keysmash]", "they have done nothing wrong, ever, in their life", "Autism™", "they could pour soup in my lap and i'd apologize to them", and "they are literally so based" marked in purple.

Bingo board with "i don't have anything against them personally but they failed the vibe check", "im the only one that knows anything about them, actually, everyone else is wrong sorry", "if i met them irl i would beat them up (affectionate)", "i would unplug their life support to charge my phone", "i like the fanon better for this one", "a pathetic wet cat of a man", "my anti blorbo. i am constantly thinking of them and i hate it", "knowing of their existence fills me with incredibly violent urges", "they could've been such a great character if they were handled differently", "free space", "[Keysmash]", "they have done nothing wrong, ever, in their life", "i don't even go here but i'd die for them", ""Autism™", "genuinely. what the fuck", "will somebody give them a fucking hug jesus christ", and "there's nothing going on behind those eyes <3" marked in purple. /end ID]

Okay okay okay! Character bingo time:

Hello Kitty, The Riddler, Betty Boop, the cat from STRAY, Queen from Deltarune, and Morbius

@bambi-lesbian-posts @motifbf Oh boy a lotta characters here! Let's go! Putting under a read more so it doesn't clog up anybody's dashboard

Hello Kitty is a classic character for me. While she isn't my favorite of the Sanrio characters anymore, she still holds a special place in my heart due to how iconic she is and how I used to beg to go to this huge Asian market in the city so I could get more Hello Kitty things (they had a gifts section and I remember buying a pencil and rose scented eraser of her :3 )

Riddler. I thought about "will somebody give them a fucking hug jesus christ" but it really depends on what version he is. Also "they have done nothing wrong, ever, in their life" but then I remember 2022 Riddler tried to flood Gotham and I decide against marking it. My favorite is BTAS Riddler though Batman Forever Riddler looks off the shits /pos

Saying "i don't even go here but i'd die for them" is a bit of a stretch because in 2018 I was REALLY into rubberhose animation and I liked Fleischer Studio cartoons a lot. In the present though, I don't really go there anymore but I'd still die for her

KITTY CAT!!!! I can't wait until I get a machine that can handle this game so I can play as kitty

Queen!! She was a really fun antagonist like her voice, her animations, her jokes... All around great character. I hope we get to see more of her in the future

Okay fine here's the real Morbius result

Thoughts on Morbius are difficult. He seems like a genuinely interesting character but I can't take him seriously. I can't remember why I marked him as hug but maybe because I feel bad that his movie was made and he didn't even get the deep v-neck costume. I've never consumed anything past the memes, but I do have his 90s run bookmarked to read. I'll have to reevaluate once I do read his stories, but for now he is an embarrassment unto himself and all he can do is weep, for there never was a Morbius Sweep.

(ID in alt/gonna reblog with text IDs since I already put the cut at the beginning)