chopper-witch
Give Chopper Scarlet Witch Powers
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Married to Gunnery Sergeant Roberta "Bobbie" W. Draper. Helaena Targaryen my baby 👩‍🍼. L. 25. Still struggling w my gender. This blog is 18+. I block empty blogs. My main tav (and other bg3 content) is at @professor-medeus
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chopper-witch · 13 hours ago
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People are starting to call the tumblr dash a "feed". Stop 🛑 you're polluting the ecosystem
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chopper-witch · 13 hours ago
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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
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chopper-witch · 16 hours ago
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This is apparently a hotter take than I thought but: hating on lawyers as a profession, calling them inherently dishonest etc. is politically reactionary. It discourages defendants from seeking legal counsel, puts forth the idea that it’s inherently suspicious to insist on seeing a lawyer before you answer police questioning (your constitutional right!) etc. which ultimately just benefits the state in making it easier for them to convict you. This is one of those things that “progressives” who were raised conservative often don’t realize is one of the parts of their parents’ worldview they should question more, but they should. Not only are lawyers not The Problem with “our system,” but having someone who is educated in the law whose job is to represent your interests in court — getting one regardless of your ability to pay, even! — is in fact one of the best parts of it.
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chopper-witch · 6 days ago
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whenever i see those "questions about your blorbo" polls i feel like i can't really answer because it assumes i have A blorbo, singular, when usually i'm rotating at least five blorbos in my head from 2-3 franchises at the time, and the answer is different for all of them
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chopper-witch · 7 days ago
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faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare
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chopper-witch · 7 days ago
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being in a public discord server is like. god i hope they don't kill me with rocks. god i hope they don't kill me with rocks. god i hope they don't kill me with rocks. god i hope they don't kill me with rocks. god i hope they don't k
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chopper-witch · 8 days ago
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chopper-witch · 9 days ago
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i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with
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chopper-witch · 10 days ago
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I got mad at the phobes in the notes, so f*ck it, transgender super sourcestorm
Every major health organisation supports trans healthcare
Regret for minors is incredibly rare
Regret in general is incredibly rare
Social support (friends, family) for youth is incredibly important
Gender affirming care is safe
Gender affirming care (including social transition) saves lives
Trans people are 4x more likely to be victims of assault
Deal with it. Trans rights are human rights.
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chopper-witch · 10 days ago
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There are three genres of folk music:
Colonialism but we're sad about it
I have lost my one true love and now I'm going to play a sad banjo song
Workers of the world Unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains! You can and should beat the shit out of capitalists and their thugs.
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chopper-witch · 10 days ago
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‪does anyone have that image of a facebook post of naurto car rp accounts that said some shit like “naruto carzumaki married sasuke broomchiha” i need it state it’s an emergency ‬
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chopper-witch · 10 days ago
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Another thing about Luigi Mangione.
Its yet to be proven he was the killer. There are details about the arrest that sound absurd and many people suspect the cops are just trying to pin it on him.
A lot of stuff has been dug up about him from his social media that people say establishes motive and lends credence toward him being the assassin. But I would challenge you to consider that maybe he's just one of many, many people fucked over by our system, and that his medical woes are symptomatic of simply living under this system. Other than fitting the roughest approximation of the shooter's description, there is nothing unique in a man who has suffered immensely due to the inhumane health insurance industry.
What i am saying is, they could have arrested any skinny white guy and we would have had an equal likelihood to find on his social media evidence for him having a problem with the Healthcare industry. We all have problems with the industry, we all hate those leeches, that's why people immediately started celebrating the UHC CEO'S death. We all hate this system, everyone in the fucking country has motive in this crime.
For this reason, remember that Luigi Mangione is innocent until proven guilty. And furthermore, remember that not all guilty verdicts are legitimate, there is an immense amount of police and court corruption in this country that makes even seemingly cut and dry cases questionable and I don't consider this one cut and dry. Innocent people go to prison all the time. Innocent people are handed down death sentences all the time. Guilt is an easy thing to conjure in a courtroom, as are guilty pleas conjured in an interrogation room.
When you consign a man like Luigi Mangione to guilt before he has even been to trial you strengthen the system that murders black men in cold blood and labels them criminals post mortem to justify it. You strengthen a system where Kyle Rittenhouse and Daniel Penny can murder with impunity, be acquited of all wrongdoing, and be called heroes because they killed people the state doesn't value.
Don't comply with power ahead of time.
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chopper-witch · 11 days ago
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chopper-witch · 11 days ago
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your amazing pukecock! :DDD
That isn’t very close to my name.
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chopper-witch · 12 days ago
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the edit itself
this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point
Im not even american but im having a great time with this
DONT LET THIS DIE
credit to miraculousgastropod for the original
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chopper-witch · 12 days ago
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and i will continue to make fucking noise about the fact our representation is disappearing rapidly during a key moment in history!!
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chopper-witch · 12 days ago
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I've started responding to people telling me they hate children with "oh, really? That's weird"
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