#my pookies😈😈

[just-call-mefr1es]

i fr thought they were gonna give sejanus a little quick &brief flashback to when he met marcus and all that shit but apparently no, so im just gonna draw it at this point

edit: im drawing it guys dw but its not gonna be animated like i orignally thought. why? cuz animation hard and my pea sized brain cant think rn.

i might animate it in the future but not now lol😵‍💫🤧

[marimosalad]

Cooking up something good 🩸😈

[lilacflowersss]

What the hell???, Jesus, he's such a prick.

John I'm literally still here, your not talking in your head.

Go cut your ass-eye holes, asshole!

D:dude wth??Were you listening to that whole shit show fiasco?

Kk:well yeah you two were gossiping about Vriska or some shit

Jesus, that was… a lot. Dave does go overboard sometimes

As you walk to the gym you start to ponder on your friend's previously said statements on vriska. Is she really that bad? You take a moment thinking back about what Dave said… maybe he was right? You highly doubt he would lie to you but then again he might not know what he's talking about.

Rumors are pretty dangerous… you think you'll give Vriska a chance. She seemed nice plus you JUST met her. If she turns out to be a bully you guys can just part ways, no har-

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[pastelpousay]

MY FAVE FRUITY GODDESSES FR EEEEE I HAD SO MUCH FUN DRAWING THEMMM EEEE!!!

@loki104-uwu ‘s oc, Mania!!

ALSO HERES RINA IN HER FORMAL WEAR I DREW EARLIER IN CLASS LMAOOO

I’ve been drawing a lot moree so I might get back to posting like how I usually do :3!!! So yayy

Art taglist!! @re3tro0 @delicatestringbean @glacier-alchemist @maddieinheaven @persephoneflowerpetals @dreamwinged

[shhhsoftnwet]

The only serving Seo Doyoung does is serving KUNTRESS

[kiwi-b0nes]

I wanted to try this since I felt like I had drawn a lot this year but apparently I slept for two months ?? loll I still feel like I've done a lot more than last year Thank you for all the support and comments in the tags !!! it really means a lot lot ❤ ❤ ❤

[chuuyascumsock]

The dnd campaign has finally ended‼️

After fighting the final boss (the cloud giant king) and many other kingdoms fighting their own battles, we have won. The cloud giant king’s half human-giant daughter had dealt the final blow and there is peace. Sadly, we had a fallen comrade (Morron the Dwarf) passed away just as I got to him and will be put to rest and have a memorial (as well as his mom cause she died too womp womp).

However, great news, I got a lesbian poly with my two women love interests (the half human-giant princess and ig another princess tbh cause she was the daughter of the rulers of another kingdom). So the moral of the story that we learned tonight was that lesbians always win. This was a W for the wlw community, hurrah 🎉🥳🎊!

[rainbowmuncherr]

Hey guys! This is my first post I’ll be posting WelcomeHome content on this account!🌈

I hope you guys will enjoy my drawings!~ 🌈

[fairykiins]

Hey 😘

omg, hi. enjoy this meme of johngalli a. double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon.

[twilightttlovee]

Me: reading/writing smut

Weezer: whatcha doing there bud 🤨

(The poster is directly infront of my bed…they watch me sleep..)

[jasdiary]

Hihi Jas may i ask for Maria's hand in marriage opinions on her dorm leader and vice? :)c

HI HI MERCIE!! the answer to both is yes 😈😈😈 SO HAPPY TO FINALLY TALK ABOUT MAXWELL AND SAM!!!

Maria & Maxwell

I wholeheartedly believe they have an interesting relationship and dynamic.

Like cmon, they both grew up in the rose kingdom AND have the same class. They run into each other too much for Maria to NOT talk to him.

Maxwell doesn’t like to talk and Maria doesn’t shut up! Besties me thinks!

People definitely get fucking terrified when they see these two walking near them, but in reality they just want to ask if you’ve seen the campus cat roaming around.

Maria thinks Maxwell is just this big ol’ guy with a just as big heart hidden behind his even bigger boobs, and she’s doing her best to show people what she sees!

Maria never really knew anyone who could rival her strength until she met Maxwell! now she asks him to arm wrestle her at random moments, to which he reluctantly agrees.

Maria likes chilling with Maxwell and rambling about her day while he just sits there and listens.

She’s defending this man till all the threads from her neck unravel.

Maria & Sam

Sam is her little skrunkly and they’re so funny together.

When it’s time to renew her threads, she let’s Sam sew her up since he’s good at it! She also thinks it’s a cute little bonding moment.

Maria sees Sam as a little brother, always wanting to have had someone to take care of.

Maria once asked Sam about his unique magic, so he decided to show her instead of telling her…

It honestly strained their relationship for a while, Maria wouldn’t come out of her room for days outside of class and she avoided everyone.

Maria’s trying to learn how to not hold grudges tho! so she eventually asked Sam to talk about it, since she really wanted to go back to the fun they would have!

Now they don’t let anything get between them! They pull pranks on everyone and let their childish natures roam free!!

She approves of all his weird habits. “You go little man! climb that ceiling!!”

[lvminisciel]

LAST REBLOG OMGGGGG TWST POKEMON AU AAAAAAAHHHHH GYM LEADER RIDDLE!!! I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABT IAUWHSJSJDKFKF IT'S SO GOOD SO BEAUTIFUL SO INTERESTING AAAAAAAA THE CONCEPT THE ROLES THE POKEMONS THE EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGG

I LOVE EVERY SINGLE BITS OF IT I HOPE THE OP WOULDN'T BE ANNOYED OF MY YAPPING CZ I AM!!! THAT INTERESTED!!!! AND INTRIGUES OMGGGG THEY JST MADE MY WHOLE DAY ITS AWSOMEEEEW

[tiddie-taylor]

Gay

BOI😈 if I ever catch you asking me such silly questions😭💀💀🗣️🙏 I will have no other choice other than to commit absolute Tomfoolery against you my guy🗣️🗣️😈😈‼️‼️🫵🫵

[cat-got-your-tongue]

Drunk texting

DP&W!Logan x Fem!reader: featuring Wade

Summary: logan goes out with Wade and won't stop calling and texting your phone

CW: fluff | mention of alcohol | dirty talk | failed attempt at sexting | mature language | mention of sex | drunk logan |

Word count: Over 1k

Authors note: Hi, please be kind. I'm still trying to get back into writing. Not proofread. Requests are open. Divider by @saradika-graphics

My work will always be 18+ Minors do not interact or read.

It was 2:00 am on a fucking Wednesday night and your phone was blowing up. Wade had dragged Logan out to have some "bonding time with peanut." Which was code for which of them could get drunk the fastest. It always led to the bar being completely drained of alcohol — usually with one of them coming home with a bruised eye (Wade).

Logan could drink, and so could wade. But he has such a high tolerance that the amount of alcohol he consumed in order to get completely drunk would probably kill the average man. Not good. That meant longer days spent working so he could pay off the tab. You didn't mind most of the time. Since he needed a break and have some fun every once in a while.

Your phone lights up next to your bed. You tried to ignore it, but it kept happening over and over. The loud buzz vibrating on the night stand. You groan and throw your pillow over your head. No use. The sound just kept getting louder and louder.

You sit up in bed and grab it, the bright light making your eyes water a bit. You look down, and your eyebrows shoot up. There were about 46 text messages, and over 10 missed calls. All from logan and a few from wade.

You open your text message app to read what the hell was so important that he had to blow your phone up in the middle of the night.

Lo 💕: miss you.

Lo 💕: Wades tupee is crooked, not telling him tho

Lo 💕: luv u ba.yb

Lo 💕: gonna fkc u wen I get home

Lo 💕: gonna have u soking my dick

Lo 💕: stop ignore me

Lo 💕: [image]

Your eyes were still trying to adjust to the screen of your phone as you read through every text message logan has sent. You sighed, looking at the picture he sent you. You could tell he was absolutely trashed. He was in the run-down bars bathroom. The lighting in there was dim, and the mirror was dirty. He was holding his semi hard cock in one hand and had the bottom of shirt in between his teeth. The sight alone had you squeezing your thighs together. His abs were flexed and a little sweaty, making his happy trail stick to his skin. You had to take a deep breath and calm yourself.

You clicked back and went over to the texts Wade had sent you. You were trying to get your mind off of the selfie logan sent.

Wade: don't worry pookie is fine.

Wade: he's got his tits out like a slut.

Wade: okay now he's fighting

Wade: Okay now he's fighting ME

Wade: I'm not even drunk. I've been having the bartender give me water the whole night 😈

Wade: is he in heat ??? All he's been talking about is fucking

You rolled your eyes and let out a breathy laugh. You knew the second wade got logan through that front door it was over. Just as you had that thought, the door went bursting open, hitting the wall behind it with a loud bang.

"Speak of the devil." You mumbled under your breath. You walked out and saw Wade throwing logan back onto the couch.

He turned to you. "Sunshine here decided to start hmmm his fourth bar fight of the night, so we got kicked out."

You ran your hand down your face and looked down at where logan was slumped over. "Bad night?"

"Nah, luckily, he got whiskey dick of the claws, so no one was shanked." Wade shrugged as he readjusted his toupee. You fought the urge to laugh when you remembered logans text from earlier.

You let out a sigh of relief that no one was actually hurt tonight. You don't know what you'd do if you had to bail logan out of jail. Knowing Wade, he'd probably would just break him out.

"Well thank you for taking him out tonight. He's been......kinda down lately." You spoke as your eyes were still trained on your boyfriend.

There was pause before he spoke up again. He knew how much his friend could get into his own head and overthink.

"No problem. I'm gonna leave you two alone before he wakes up and tells me how much he wants to eat your ass again." Wade gave you a sympathetic pat to your shoulder and quickly hauled ass out of your apartment.

He wasn't gonna stick around incase logan decided to whip out his cock. You couldn't blame him.

Your face got hot, and you groaned again. Logan always had such a way with words. The thought of him telling Wade anything about your sex life was enough to make you want to go hide under your blanket. Now you were wondering what the hell those two talk about when you or Vanessa were not around.

A low grumble sounded from logan as he woke up. His eyes were dropping, and his speech was slurred. He looked around, confused as to where he was until he saw you. He gave you a weak smile and patted his lap for you to sit.

"C'mere" logan hiccups. "Been missin' ya all night." He tried reaching for you.

You immediately slapped his hand away.

"Nuh, uh, I'm gonna make you some water, and you're gonna sleep on this couch until you're sobered up." You shook your head and backed away.

"Then maybe just maaaybe you can have me in the morning. Deal?"

Logan pouted and sunk deeper into his spot. You couldn't help but chuckle a bit. You couldn't deny the sad pout on his face was cute. He looked so annoyed with you, but he didn't have it in his heart to be mean. Never to you. No matter how drunk logan got, it still didn't keep him from having that soft spot for you.

"Why don't you stand between my legs and lemme eat your pussy then." He slurred again.

"Jesus christ." You muttered and went into the kitchen to pour him some water.

You'd think you would be used to his dirty talk by now. Yet he still managed to surprise you with it. If he wasn't drunk off his ass right now, you would have peeled off all your clothes and let him have you right there on that couch— letting him stuff his cock so deep in your pussy it made your legs tremble before he even started moving. You shake your head of those thoughts and continue getting him his water.

By the time you came back, he had already passed out. You sat the water down and helped him into a more comfortable position. Throwing a blanket over him, you placed a gentle kiss to the tip of his nose. Quickly, you went back into your bed to get some sleep. You're sure by morning he would be back to normal. He didn't get hangovers much. Maybe you'd take him up on all of his all of those offers once he's sober.

[norrisainz33]

The Euros | LN4

☆ summary: in which you attend the Euros with your boyfriend, Lando Norris

☆ pairing: lando norris x reader

☆ f/c: none

☆ warnings: suggestive, you control the content you consume

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McLaren: Wishing England the best of luck as they take on Spain in the Euro final 🧡

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user1: he looks so pookie here

user2: Y/N/N IS GOING TOO LFG

user3: he shaved and suddenly looks like he’s 12

user4: sorry Lando but VAMOS ESPANA

landonorris: can’t wait to cheer on the home team with my beautiful girl 🇬🇧🤍

yourusername: come on england!!!

user5: your honor i love them

carlossainz: 🇪🇸 🇪🇸

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oscarpiastri: is this a safe space

y/n: of course osco

oscar: VAMOS ESPANA 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

y/n: i’m gonna tell lando you said that

carlossainz: mi amiga come cheer on españa with me and Rebecca instead 🇪🇸🤍

y/n: as much as i want to see my wife - you know Lando would never let me!!

carlos: :(

landonorris: hot hot hot

y/n: 😘

georgerussell63: its coming home 🏴󠁧���󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

y/n: 🤍

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yourusername: will they ever stop yapping

carmen: never 🤍

y/n: at least we have each other

user14: do we think george is giving him a lecture on group chat rules

user18: lando attending the george russell school of yapology

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carmenmundt: we’ll always be best friends

y/n: love you

landonorris: god damn i want you

y/n: then stop talking with george and come get me

lando: meet me in the bathroom 😈

y/n: lando

lando: i’m waiting

y/n: omw 🏃🏻‍♀️

user18: my favorite duo

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user12: I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE

user16: i love my parents

y/n: MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

y/n: yours forever 🤍

lando: forever and always 🧡

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☆ a/n: short one , inspired by the euros today! hope you enjoy 🤍

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[f14fun]

pixelated love (!simmer x mv1) - chapter 1

synopsis: in which the famous three time world champion max verstappen wants to learn how to play the sims 4. except, he doesn't really know how to. so what does he do, search up a youtube tutorial. low-and-behold, y/n's video is the first he watches.

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yourusername: the infamous sims 4 tutorial is official out on yt 🔐😈💟 (pls guys u spammed my dms so hard for this one i was SWEATING editing 🙄🙄)

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user1: QUEEEN TYYY FOR THIS VIDEO

user2: me when y/n releases a new video 🫠🫠😵💦💦

yourusername: now... ayo...

yourusername: (in the dms only, we talked about this guys...)

user3: pookie your so hawt hahaha (viscerally sweating)

yourusername: just u, babes xxx

user4: LMFAO in the video where she goes "wow, i didn't know you could make boobs this big in cas (create a sim), huh..."

user5: HOLLERINGGG, she said that?! ☠️☠️

user4: YUPPP. then she preceded to say, "mmm, mommy milkers"

user6: she is not real this is insane 😵😵😭

user4: what makes it even funnier is that there is always some type of smooth jazz playing in the background, so every time she says unhinged shit its accompanied with the most nonchalant whatever music 🫨🫨

user7: literally this is why she is my fav simmer ytber 4 reallz

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user8: DID YOU GUYS SEE MAX WATCH HER VID ON STREAM LMAO??!

user9: OMG YES I DID IT WAS SO FUNNY

user10: wait pls fill me in max who

user10: is he some gamer?

user8: LMAO not really ☠️

user8: we r talking about max verstappen, he's an f1 racer who occasionally games

user9: tbf he seems to game and sim race more than he actually races 😭😭😭

user10: ahhh ic

user10: wait so then what was he doing watching mother y/n's video 👁️👁️

user8: he was trying to learn how to play the sims 4, so ig he clicked on the first tutorial on yt and it j happened to be her video 😍🫠

user11: omg it's the girl max watched on stream yesterday, she was hella funny im ngl

user12: wait yeah, she's so pretty in this post

user13: GIRL MAX WAS SIMPING OVER U SO BAD YESTERDAY

user14: FR DOWNBAD.

yourusername: max you say... drop his @ 😁😁

user13: @/maxverstappen1

user15: girl you are NAWT ready for the shit u r ab to go thru w the formula one community

yourusername: wait he's a formula one racer???

user15: GIRL PLS GOOGLE HIM I BEG

user15: UR GOING TO LEARN SM AB UR FUTURE HUSBAND

user17: HUSBAND? let's gatekeep our wife, shall we

user18: @/maxverstappen1 @/maxverstappen1 @/maxverstappen1

user19: @/maxverstappen1 i found the woman of ur dreams 😈

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