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feminurge · 5 months

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love how myrkul chose ketheric. big guy. big vibes. zaddy, tbh, if anyone cares. love how bane chose gortash. rich prick energy. still a decent sized guy. he looks like a wattpad villain. and then bhaal turned around and literally just took the first rabid stray he found and of fucking course it had to be a chihuaha-sized woman

#out.#they literally had to check her for rabies at some point in act 1 bc she wouldnt take care of her hair #everyone at camp knows that there is small window of time reserved for istar's zoomies. if u happen to be around during it #its ur fault for getting hit by a thunderbolt #if the sorceress hasnt made a sound in too many hours pls be aware that its Dangerous #yes she will stick her tongue and fingers anywhere yes gale she will do it MULTIPLE TIMES to make sure the spider is! in fact! poisoned!#shadowheart is really tired of having to decurse her #lae'zel considered investing in a leash ngl #u thought the greatest threat was the enemies they made along the way. no. its the friend they made #that girl will punch a monster in the face and then. and only then. remember she cant cast any spells to protect herself so #she has to run away. can she run fast. debatable. will she climb a random tree and assume it means shes safe #certainly #my point is. did bhaal choose the smartest. the strongest. mh.#No.#did he choose the least choosable option and assumed it would surprise everyone and allow him to win. yes.

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