#my plushies: lima bean

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A fun little pride college of all our LGBTQ residents (as of now) hope everyone and everyplushie is having a good pride month so far!

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this is the "Scale of Hot People from Date-ableness and Respectableness” according to my lima-bean sized brain

if you have no idea who a character is, please refer to the numbered list below, in the keep reading tab

1. my friends on discord who wanted to be on this graph to prove their hotness

2. krillin, from dragon ball. he is on the far left due to being married, i think he worked too hard to have somebody home-wreck his marriage

3. jadzia, from DS9. she is also married, but i feel like everybody in DS9 is already married to each other in some way, shape, or form

4. oliver armstrong, from fullmetal alchemist. she would likely be too busy to go on a date with me, and i respect that

5. stanford pines, from gravity falls. he’s just here to fill space, and to serve as a foil to his much more hot and date-able brother.

6. mina, from pokemon sun & moon. i respect her vibes, but she is also likely too busy as a trial captain

7. adrian farenheights tepes (A.K.A. alucard), from the castlevania series. i love a guy who can storm into his dad’s castle just to kick his ass, but i’m not sure how well a date with him would go; i’m on the fence about it

8. terry bogard, from the fatal fury and king of fighters games. i just put him here because he’s eye candy, while i don’t actually know much about him; apparently he has an adoptive son? that’s cool man, give me your number

9. the grim reaper, from the sims games. now hear me out; if every sim agrees to woohoo with the grim reaper after spending enough time with them- clearly there must be some kind of hotness to him, and i can’t deny logic

10. mia fey, from the ace attorney series. miss fey is one of the best characters in the ace attorney series, and wasn’t even held back from helping her friends and family by something as trivial as death itself; a loosely defined girlboss

11. telma from zelda: twilight princess. she runs a successful business, is a member of a resistance against zant and ganondorf, has an adorable pet cat, is a kind and brave person who helps whoever wanders into her bar; a textbook definition of a girlboss

12. kiryu kazuma, from the yakuza series. he’s strong and a huge cutie; i’d wanna take him to an amusement park so he can win me a comically oversized bear plushie from an obviously rigged fair game

13. stanley pines, from gravity falls. this man conned an entire town, the U.S. government, and himself for 40 years. he is the arguably the biggest MVP in the entire show.

14. klavier gavin, from the ace attorney series; he is just some guy to me. i don’t think i’d date him because he would take ten minutes to order something off a menu at a fast-food restaurant; yet his hot guy status is undeniable

15. vash the stampede, from trigun; i just think he’s hilarious, a huge dumbass with a massive heart of gold; yes he blew up two entire cities by accident, but hey, nobody’s perfect

16. phoenix wright, from the ace attorney series. he is also just some guy to me, but i feel like he would be more pleasant to go on a date with, even if i am the one that winds up paying for wherever the date is

17. lady palutena, from the kid icarus series. she has a wonderful personality, incredible power, and has great advice once she’s done bullying you; unfortunately she is a war criminal

18. wulfric, from pokemon X & Y. he’s incredibly hot, but his gym is far too easy in both puzzle sense, and battle sense- especially for being the final gym of the game; he has the looks and confidence, but i feel he needs to try harder as a gym leader

19. goku, from dragon ball. has no idea what a date is; self explanatory.

20. majima goro, from the yakuza series. i kinda just wanna go bowling with the guy, to be honest

21. midna, from zelda: twilight princess. a trickster, a scoundrel, kind of manipulative at first; i love her, and hope she has a nice time ruling over the twilight realm by doing absolutely nothing, luigi style

22. lupin the 3rd, from lupin the 3rd. i hate him so much. he’s so stupid, and nobody in their right mind would agree to go on a date with this embarrassment of a man; he’s lucky he’s cute

23. master utsushi, from monster hunter rise. he might seem like a total catch at first, but this guy just sits on roof tops eating mochi and playing with his pet owls all day. he only shows up on rare occasion to help during missions; cute, but not reliable or date worthy

24. ozychlyrus brounev tantal (A.K.A. zeke). he’s hot sure, but he’s too much of a clown for me to really respect or want to go on a date with him; his streak of deadly bad luck also is a deterrent

25. waka, from ōkami. a very talented, powerful, and knowledgeable man; if only he was less of a pompous tootsie-roll, i’d be happy to hang out with him more often

26. inuyasha, from inuyasha. i feel like he’d actually be alright to go on a date with; may get us removed from any establishment we go to because he won’t wear shoes, calls everyone bastards, and carries a sword everywhere

27. doctor octopus, from spider-man 2 (2004). man has tits; self explanatory.

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Jocks but costumer service

Oh my god

Oh my hod

As a retail worker. I

I will be using mostly real stories to like vibe check my jocks

Enjoy

Kim: forgets his punch card once a week, tried to use monopoly money on the break room vending machine, got caught playing Toilet Basketball by a customer

Alix: bought wheeled shoes, wore them to work once and was told she wasn't allowed to wear them anymore after snaking her head against a clothing rack

Kagami: banned from working at the showcase cabinet after scaring multiple customers by putting on the goalie mask and using the display sword like a real one

Max: after stressing over the schedule going to shit, he proceeded to calmly walk over to where the wet floor signs are kept, brought it back to his station, lied down on the ground, put the sign over his head, and went to sleep

Chloe: if a customer interrupts her "cashier spiel", she will stop, stare them in the eyes, and say "I'm sorry, I was unaware that you had the patience of a Lima bean. Can I finish talking?"

Marinette: always looks peppy around customer but looks dead inside any other time. Once stared at a knife in the case for a concerningly long time. Almost too eager to go get carts from the parking lot

Nathaniel: drinks five energy drinks a day. Wears a communist badge on his lanyard.

Juleka: instead of telling customers they're not supposed to do a thing, she will just stare at them in an uncomfortable way until they stop doing it

Luka: sprays the bad spelling perfumes around unmasked customers

Sabrina: sends an email to a higher up once a week to add metal to the store playlist

Adrien: still believes there is good in humanity. But for how long.

Lila: always talks about how she'll quit eventually. It's been 4 years

Nino: dances to the store music constantly. Like I mean. It's constant.

Alya: once during opening she climbed into the basket of duvet blankets and fell asleep. She was found during closing

Marc: can't work cash. He shakes when customers talk to him, and spends his shofts organizing the plushy bins

Rose: will fist fight customers that look at her co-workers wrong. She has also lost $50 to the vending machine cause it keeps breaking. From her kicking it

Zoé: no one remembers her name right. Somehow she's been called everythifn but her name by everyone. Also broke one of the breakroom tables and cried cause she thought that would get her fired

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All the credits! :D

-A few days ago I received a wonderful art piece, featuring a kindergarten classroom setting with a couple of mine and others star wars oc’s as kindergartners. Now is the time to credit everyone involved, including the artist, the character creators, and those who let me use their Easter eggs in this piece.

Artist Credit; @moonlitalien words cannot express my gratitude towards this wonderful piece you created. Fun fact, the star wars letters? I did not ask for, didn't even think about that. This was incredible attention to detail moon ;D

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OC’S; Shooketh boi Ewanh Hawk created by @aspyforthethrone oh god his face is priceless next to @the-sith-in-the-sky-with-diamond Luhcy’s hyper delight. Poor Selena, going to have to try and save that shirt during recess break.

OC’S; My blue boi Sass and @pawsimses adorable lima-bean Lin Okai, each with their favorite plushies. 

OC’s; @pawsimses baby Corentina giving @lordviridis hyper Aleena/Caitlin such a look of pure suspicion. XD

 She and Ewanh are tied in first place for their best “WTF!?!” faces XD  Meanwhile their neighbors are causing mayhem.

And next is @chivalin oc Inibri plotting to steal those cupcakes ;D  He looks so adorable! and those baby lekkus as so cute! Even when he is plotting to steal (though Selena told him he could have as many lemon cakes as he wanted)

And for the final OC is Selena my Jedi Sage/Sass’s mom and in this au Kindergartner teacher. I like to imagine her adoptive mother, headmaster Yuon is just off-screen helping. Still a comic books and desserts helps when distracting hyper children also.

Now Easter Egg Time! Sass and Lin’s plush dolls are original ideas by @wrath-of-the-emperor and the creator they commissioned @tokutenshi-crafts who created the dolls shown below.

Easter Egg;  @fluffynexu Wrathful Wrats comic book design, the kids seem to be enjoying the story.

And one final Easter egg credit goes to @pawsimses  ,teddy bear satele design that I took inspiration from. In their hamster!satele sketch.

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Do any of the boys (both dragon and royal) have comfort items? Like things they seek out in low moods. I know you have talked about comfort food before. I tend to get my heavy blanket and roll up in it. I was wondering if any of your boys were similar.

Yes!! I fully believe that comforts are very important for a person’s wellbeing! (I have one myself- a lil zombie alpaca named lima bean ♡)

It’s been mentioned before, but Virgil really likes pretty shag rugs. The softer and fluffier the better. And of course, now he has his own little dragon plushie to curl up with. 

Dee has a little soft patch sewn in all of his jackets by Virgil that he’ll stroke when he’s stressed or upset. It’s not a huge grand comfort, but he likes that it’s always with him and Virgil made it for him ♡ 

Remy’s is a little odd. He’s been through a lot, and found that some things just don’t stand the test of time, so he’s reluctant to get attached to items. His comfort is more of a ritualistic behavior of running his fingers through his hair. Because it’s smooth and soft, and the shaved part by his horns is both prickly and fluffy depending on which way he moves his hand. When he’s stressed or uncomfortable his hands are always in his hair. 

Logan has a little lizard doll filled with rice. He’s had it as long as he can remember, and it’s discolored, and has had to been repaired many times- but that little buddy has always and will always stay with him. 

Roman has a knitted afghan blanket his abuela made for him when he was a boy. It was knitted with all of his favorite colors- glorious shades of red and gold, and so much love. When he’s feeling uneasy he’ll wear it over his shoulders and wrap himself in it’s fond memories.

Patton has a little chipped music box that plays his favorite lullaby. He can’t remember when/where he got it, but it’s always soothed his soul with the motion of the tiny dancer and the soft melody that comes from it ♡♡♡

[happilylouie]

My lovely Dan @iamlittleblackdress and Stephanie @onoubliedemain tagged me to do this one and I happily follow that request. <3 (go look at theirs, they are gorgeous lovelies) My locks creen is me and my husband during his second week in hospital (holding our adorable plushy toys from our dear friend as a get well soon present), my home screen is my favorite picture of Louis Tomlinson at the 3rd Newcastle Show in 2015, than I listened to the amazingly talented Kesha on spotify last and the last selfie I took which I actually took today at work. 

I’ll tag @souly (who actually send those lovely plushy toys to me and Dennis), @nottooldforthisship @happytinylou @atthestarslouis (come on give me some Cosmo) @loubeesarmy @justapayneaway (show me your lima bean) and three of my favourite Germans @bunboyfriend @rogueandeskimo @greenfeelings (do it only if you want to, of course)